Robert Kelly Stand-Up

Robert Kelly tells jokes about his sympathy for fat riot cops, why people dump friends as they get older and terrible storytellers.
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Robert Kelly Stand-Up
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[@SaltBhj]

“Bobby looks like a statue at the backyard of a Yakuza boss”. - Colin Quinn

[@backnine1542]

“You look like a last minute gift at the Beijing airport.”

[@RJ-jo5vo]

Great job Bobby but you forgot to mention that Rich Vos will be performing at the Funny Bone in Hartford Connecticut December 22nd and 23rd.

[@BuppyJam]

"Looshen up people looshen up!"

[@CarCrash-TWU]

Lmao

[@jainubeezy1]

@@BuppyJam Here's the thing.

[@kristopherstegavik3741]

OooOokaayyyy!

[@timetowakeup6302]

"First of all..... And first of all"

[@iSOBigD]

You know what duuuude, you got your late night set, you got your leather jacket, boom! You're on The Tonight Show. Seriously though, I hope than just O&A fans watched him so it actually helps grow his audience.

[@nimaiplouffe7121]

Nope, looks like it's just us.

[@jainubeezy1]

Dude, you know what duuude, I can't believe our friend PAST away dude.

[@mahtinown-eel]

I love your channel

[@hardthrowingrighty]

@@jainubeezy1 NERD

[@jainubeezy1]

@@hardthrowingrighty I was laying in bed when I was typing that duuude.

[@paulish8610]

Bob Kelly is criminally underrated. So funny. Great set.

[@ayyywerelisteninghere1022]

He's probably the greatest stand up comedian alive today 💯

[@conversationstranglersteve9873]

He's even funnier on the radio. He's got some classic opie and anthony appearances.

[@YaretziaGarcia]

Heard him on Matt & Shane’s Secret Podcast he’s hilarious

[@tylerm0089]

@@ayyywerelisteninghere1022 lolol what are you ppl on??

[@ericb2473]

You Know What Duuuuuuuuude! Bobby is the best

[@MrAra213]

I BROKE MY KNEE MAN !!!!

[@OlviMasta77]

I BROKE MY KNEE DUDE !!!!

[@GuamTippedOver]

HOLD MY HAND!!!

[@drinksavant]

DUUUUUDEEEE!!!!!

[@kevinerosa]

"Bobby looks like a last minute gift at the Beijing airport" Colin Quinn

[@giacomoaprile56]

"Bob looks like he should be a statue in the garden of a Yakuza boss." - Colin Quinn

[@SunLevi]

Duuuuuudeee

[@SunLevi]

You know what duuuudee

[@musickey172]

YOU KNOW WHAT DUDE YOU HAVE YOUR TONIGHT SHOW YA GOT YA JOKES YOU BOMB A LITTLE BUT ITS ALLRIGHT DUDE

[@Guggz]

YOU KNOW WHAT DUDE YOU INVITE A BIG TITTED DOMINICAN GOBLIN AND A PUERTO RICAN RATTLESNAKE AND THEY TRY TO KILL EACH OTHER BUT IT'S ALRIGHT DUDE!

[@SynsityGW]

i broke my knee man

[@TheRealKW89]

BOOM DUDE YOU WORK FOR OVER HALF YOUR LIFE AND FINALLY GET ON THE TONIGHT SHOW DUUUUDEEE.

[@EmoGirlInMoonLight]

His comedy special is actually hilarious, 10/10 would recommend

[@poppaboppa6000]

Did he pay you in pizzas to say that

[@panthershockey4453]

you knooow whaaat duuuude, ya got your cue card guy, ya got your audience, ya got your host... boom you're on the tonight show doin a 5 minute set

[@axshunjaxon4561]

I miss him, Jimmy, Voss and Patrice arguing on Opie and Anthony back in the day's

[@blacktoothfox677]

so good that there're still finding new fans. Honestly, I turn people on to them here in the UK all the time... But what a golden age of fucking hilarious conversations that was... Man. I got so much out of Patrice, some of the things he said about birds, relationships... I miss that phat phuck.

[@jainubeezy1]

Some of the funniest radio ever!

[@GloriaMiriam]

This dude is good! Like his style

[@meggriffin1848]

i thought you said i like his hair style lol

[@Derek_Keenan]

+Meg Griffin boooooooooo

[@juanguillermorecarte3727]

He is THE DUDEEEE

[@Bob_Piss]

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

[@KareemFreidland]

Stealing my whole act......good job bob

[@dunnobagels]

sock cucka

[@jainubeezy1]

What are you, some sort of comedian or something?!

[@Davi_De_Andrade]

He needs another special ASAP. I loved his last special so much

[@ThePadywhako]

CHIPPY KI YAY FUTHA MUKAS !!!

[@Baldbirdboy123]

Robert Kelly, one of my favourite comedians, pleased he’s getting the recognition he deserves

[@lntermilan]

killed it duuuuuuude

[@diegooliveirabenjamin]

"I wore it for Halloween..." Hahahahaha OMG Bobby is too good!

[@talibanchristian]

this guy is fawkin gud, *sniff*

[@tonitonimariexray]

Hilarious gets better as it goes! especially the last joke about the dog!! Great job Robert Kelley! I was literally laughing out loud!

[@connorbandicoot8687]

You know what duuuddeee, Boom you got your tonight show

[@trevorwright8263]

This dude is hilarious!

[@Greasyheels]

The 30 summers line killed me😂

[@HeyYaKnow]

Bobby came to F.O.B Diamondback, Mosul, Iraq with Dane Cook on a USO tour. I was deployed there and saw them live back in 2008. Dude is stupidly funny.

[@WiseAilbhean]

BAAAWWBBBYYY! ❤️❤️

[@mackenzielangrell-read553]

How did Varys end up on the Tonight Show??

[@thinglizzy2311]

Mackenzie Langrell-Read meme review clap clap meme review

[@mackenzielangrell-read553]

derek duffy ahh a fellow pewds sub

[@thinglizzy2311]

Mackenzie Langrell-Read :D i figured I'd play the odds and hope you knew what I was talking about

[@mackenzielangrell-read553]

derek duffy u know it

[@derjoh1986]

he's pretty good!

[@vileguile4]

Don’t watch this and brush your teeth at the same time or you’ll have a mirror to clean:)

[@blazedandconfused477]

Bobby Kelly is the man! His podcast ''You Know What Dude'' is hilarious.

[@zhiyingdi3720]

I've heard Jimmy saying "That's how you do it!" so much, I started to take it as an instruction

[@retardedcore]

The half Italian friend was definitely Nick DiPaolo

[@fredrickmiller6534]

You know what duuuuuude

[@lb2521]

Hold My Hand Man 😂

[@josel4950]

He looks like a last minute gift you get at the beijing airport - colin quinn

[@shawnn5639]

Is anyone else not listening to his set and remembering all of the slams from the O&A Show. I'm doing a portrait called "Tibetan lesbian on couch." Colin Quinn

[@elchiponr1]

That nickel murder act out, fantastic

[@frankanderson6339]

Love Bobby

[@WsgMark]

Great. Heh night shows help me when I feel down. Thanks

[@WatZyAnAmE]

Bob Kelly is so good it’s insane

[@thebeatwontstop]

this was a perfect set made me want to see more of his work!

[@marykatemotley5404]

True story guy has to be Rich

[@ericanton7]

Mary Kate Motley firsht off all

[@blacktoothfox677]

@@ericanton7 formosht... okay? haha.. alright? (its Vos) and it is a real Rolex. Can You see that diamond bevel?

[@jordizzle253]

Great job Bobby!!! You killed it!!

[@merkfoolsallday]

This is master class comedy right here...

[@mlles9390]

Omg, hilarious guy. This is the first time I ever heard of Robert Kelly. A shout out to Jimmy and Robert ✌🏻 (2) hilariously, (awesome) 👍and might I add, funny guys. Don't ever, ever lose your sense of humor. Thanks for making us all laugh. 😊

[@connorgyles3080]

Just paused the latest LOS episode when they mentioned this set to come over here and give it a listen. One of the most underrated comics. Killed

[@jefff8467]

Bobby Kelly is a funny bastard.

[@sqaure4175]

Classic style, I love me some Bobby Kelly

[@benthatsamazing1234]

yoooooooo . im in tears

[@thatguy5557123]

No shout out for the chipper? Shame

[@nojayork7707]

thatguy5557123 Faawk Yeah

[@_malloryw]

Yay Bawbyyy!! He’s adorable 😆

[@MegaGman61]

Bobby is one of the best!

[@mahtinown-eel]

“Bobby Kelly looks like a statue in the garden of a Yakuza boss” Colin Quinn

[@chrispuletz2946]

Bobbyyyyyyy. ( in Bill Burr Voice) Mr. Kelly rules! Next up.... Sister Ping

[@TrollHunterxXx]

fantastic.

[@NezzySetApart]

Would that be R.Kelly?

[@Designer239]

*Nezwez Channel* I don’t think so dude

[@Derek_Keenan]

Tssss fawk yea

[@whatchutalkingbout]

he's more like BK whopper

[@ronburns5755]

Duuuude, you killed it! ha!

[@1manorgy]

Not enough U's.

[@sjstoyle1]

CRUSHED IT

[@bills755]

Darn, when I saw the title I was hoping this would be stand-up from the guy whose daughter interrupted his BBC interview. True story.

[@vcarter0723]

OMG This guy is f***ing hilarious! Delivery was just as good as content.

[@f1r9a8n9k]

ARUBA! We love you Robert Kelly

[@rezamotori5709]

Bang Bang Kelly! Guy's a legend!.................true story!

[@NewMessage]

This was a riot. A fat, fat riot.

[@mprattyh3]

Just seen Bobby in NH and he killed. Got to meet him and Max after the show. Such a great guy!!

[@RoodianneTide]

I LOL'd a few times :)

[@davidr9972]

bobby kelly from the old school!!! loved it dududeeee

[@alexbjjperez]

DUUUUUDEEE!!!!! I called it.

[@ShamblesDoctor]

Mike Birbiglia and Brian Regan both have that same joke about inauthentic Italian-Americans ordering with exaggerated accents.

[@Kegan1993]

Underrated Puerto Rican you know what duuuude. Not youu!!

[@ginb981]

Nice! True Story

[@manoneal1724]

You know what dude, you wake up in the morning, you put your jeans on, they tear in half, boom you got the tailor on speed dial, they give you a loyal customer discount, boom, you take those savings, buy a donut, boom, drizzle some blue cheese on it, boom, perpetually self destructive. Boom dude.

[@henriqued.thiago9373]

"True story"😂😂

[@RichardBurchfield]

This bit is relevant today!

[@nicklauspangilinan]

Louie's brother

[@blazedandconfused477]

Bang bang

[@2211tomash]

True story

[@JamesPeacock]

Love Robert. Glad he killed it.

[@snakerman2612]

I have heard hundreds of hours of Bobby on the radio but I had never seen his stand up :0 pretty funny set. Duuuude

[@mmddyyyyalphabet]

The waiter's from Mexico 😂...To be fair, Italian is easy to understand if you speak Spanish

[@Fhrag161]

He’s front receptionist funny

[@conversationstranglersteve9873]

3:19 Gregg? Been doing radio since he was 18?

[@timetowakeup6302]

😂😂😂 ... Holy 💩 he definitely could be referring to Opie

[@bennyshaversmusic590]

This was hilarious! What's with everyone shitting on Bob Kelly?? He's damn funny!!

[@vanessacomedian]

Awesome! You are so funny and you make comedy seem easy you do it so well’ great jokes and so true! Xo vanessa

[@DavidBrendan7799]

he's awesome!

[@slimgym45]

"Bob Kelly looks like a statue in the garden of a Yakuza boss " - Colin Quinn

[@enednas801]

came here from Bill Burrs story bout bobby finger nail clipping in the livingroom story xD

[@jackman507]

Mad funny

[@pj1995____]

"My hair is gonna always be here" Hahahhahaha

[@machamanos7466]

Good Work, Bobby.

[@jlee5490]

This dude's an OG

[@poppaboppa6000]

Yea, an old gay

[@camilaleon3437]

Hey Jimmy!!

[@PotatoeSack69]

Camila Leon like jimmy Fallon is gonna reply to you...

[@edmundoranday4558]

Funny!

[@jgood766]

Yo I remember him from the Dane cook days lol he killed it

[@AjaxKMA]

I have 30 summers left, man that just sounds depressing putting it that way

[@johndoe-fq7ez]

good set Blobbie

[@ashajacob1623]

Robert Kelly Stand-Up

[@Drukasmusic]

😂😂😂😂 bobbyyyy

[@OlviMasta77]

bob "duuuuuude...ya gotta.." kelly

[@cofside]

this is the nickel lol

[@Ind3mnity]

King of the bang-bang

[@LateNightWithSam]

Uhhh lemmie see...how bout Indian Diner? Done.

[@markpaegel7364]

You know what duuuuude....Bob Kelly actually murdered that set. My 30 year old shitty open Mic'er Brain is feeling inspired....

[@OFFICIAL863JLS]

Ramoooone, bring him a salad