Stream my new song 'All I Want Is You' by Robert Jakob - out on all platforms!❤️
@AyranSol8 ай бұрын
Bro, if any guitarist plays a chord at neck pickup he is absolutely gay or pansexual.
@magi_mations8 ай бұрын
@@AyranSol says you
@zigzaggyzag8 ай бұрын
@@AyranSolwhat about bisexual
@AyranSol8 ай бұрын
@@zigzaggyzag Im sure about they are not straight in the end.
@KosMik_Skul8 ай бұрын
wtf!?! I just listened to that pansy ass song "all I want is you" and... maybe it would've been alright, I might've find something I liked about it & not entirely hated it... if I hadnt expected something completely different sounding by the opening heavy low droning chord u played in this video!!! u fucking tricked me! and.. whoever else got excited by your crazy wind-up intro & that sick "black/stoner metal"chord. so... do u even have songs like that?! cause I like all types of rock music and I haven't heard a good new stoner metal song in awhile. was that all just for jokes? or do u actually play different styles of music like metal, or only songs like that fluffy candyass song u plugged here in this video's comment?!?!?! ps: if not... I know it probably won't be that influential for me to tell u this, but fuck it, it can't hurt to try... you should totally branch out musically and write some different kinds of music, maybe some indie garage rock, blues rock, punk rock n' roll, metal, grunge etc... u seem to have the right look n feel, maybe talent as well.
@SirFooplesTheThird8 ай бұрын
I was half expecting the video to just end before the chord could hit
@JC0ALOFT8 ай бұрын
It would have been funny if it wasn’t fully plugged in
@adrianriley19398 ай бұрын
Me too....had the exact same thought.
@BruceSayson-mw7ps6 ай бұрын
Yea I probably would've been very upset if that did end up there honestly lol
@DocStrange306 ай бұрын
I was just excited when it ended....
@FoxkøøStudios775 ай бұрын
Ahh, fellow MUSER.
@ipicat8 ай бұрын
We need to make sure the ukelele isnt permanently scarred for life
@canalesworks12478 ай бұрын
But it is.
@darkmatter96517 ай бұрын
frfr
@daev2555 ай бұрын
Its like an innocent child
@cam.02744 ай бұрын
it shan’t witness the horrors of the capo and half chipped pick
@grizzlycharizard00174 ай бұрын
This is so cute
@nick_wells61058 ай бұрын
This isn’t a stereotype, this is an attack 😭😭
@pedrohenriquetostes93965 ай бұрын
I prefer a monotype, but you do you
@ReligionAndMaterialismDebunked4 ай бұрын
Tears of joy, diba diba diba. XD
@ReligionAndMaterialismDebunked4 ай бұрын
Lulz! XD
@TravisTellsTruths2 ай бұрын
Cope
@LongLiveRockAnRoll5 ай бұрын
Nice of you to include that tip for beginners there, getting the machine heads/tuning pegs all lined up perfectly straight. That's the best method for getting your guitar perfectly in tune.
@Neotheaterr4 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@dawnkeyy4 ай бұрын
No joke, for the first month I couldn't figure out for the life of me why nothing I play sounds even remotely similar to what Marty Schwartz was showing me. A month later I realized I've been "tuning" my guitar by sort of trying to get all the strings to be the same tension, by feel. Not by ear. By feel. That was a huge facepalm. I was like 11 in my defense.
@user648294 ай бұрын
Wdym lined up perfectly straight?
@jimgodofbiscuits4 ай бұрын
Huh?
@tcbgtf3 ай бұрын
You're evil 😂😂😂
@deejayf696 ай бұрын
Him turning his acoustic around so it wouldn't witness these horrors was my favorite part.
@deejayf695 ай бұрын
@VChopper1985 Then we are not the same. ( though that's a very valid reason. )
@thisusernameiscurrentlytak78775 ай бұрын
That’s a ukulele lmao
@annajuliaxc5 ай бұрын
@@thisusernameiscurrentlytak7877 well but it's acoustic isn't it?
@thisusernameiscurrentlytak78775 ай бұрын
@@annajuliaxc fair point
@minilordkrey4 ай бұрын
Ukulele
@daveyfromdownsouth78898 ай бұрын
The first ten minutes of back to the future
@IntergalacticFool8 ай бұрын
God bless you for reminding me of that hilarious scene
@jdujnd1738 ай бұрын
💀
@AlexBlades-dh5tb8 ай бұрын
Are you telling me it’s 8:25?
@krishnagopalan24808 ай бұрын
Precisely, marty @@AlexBlades-dh5tb
@ShanesSquirrelShack8 ай бұрын
My first thoughts watching this lol
@lemonthecougar41209 ай бұрын
Not enough ambient amp feedback from the volume cranked up
@Foomando8 ай бұрын
This was wayyy too real😀
@didi56178 ай бұрын
Fax and wheres the delay
@pepesilvia4298 ай бұрын
And who told him he could play so low on the neck??
@ZyroPapuchon187 ай бұрын
Just want to share this. JESUS CHRIST died for you on a cross for our sins. 3 days after his death he resurrected and was, is, and will be The LIVING GOD. In a prayer repent from your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and also ask for the HOLY SPIRIT to come into you in that same prayer as well. Have FAITH in CHRIST. You could come to Jesus Christ as you are, but once you accept Him, you have to become new, change, and be born again, and turn away from all wicked ways. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. God Bless You. JESUS CHRIST IS COMING BACK SOON.
@ZyroPapuchon187 ай бұрын
@@Foomando Just want to share this. JESUS CHRIST died for you on a cross for our sins. 3 days after his death he resurrected and was, is, and will be The LIVING GOD. In a prayer repent from your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and also ask for the HOLY SPIRIT to come into you in that same prayer as well. Have FAITH in CHRIST. You could come to Jesus Christ as you are, but once you accept Him, you have to become new, change, and be born again, and turn away from all wicked ways. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. God Bless You. JESUS CHRIST IS COMING BACK SOON.
@patrickshepherd13418 ай бұрын
Ngl, 21 years playing, and there's still NO feeling like blasting out that first power chord of the day
@brettthompson97846 ай бұрын
Facts
@sophxxm5 ай бұрын
damn i’ve been playing for 3 months pls drop some tips 😭😭🙏
@patrickshepherd13415 ай бұрын
@sophxxm lol that's pretty broad 😆. Here's a couple. First, you probably know this already, but DON'T use finger guards unless you have a medical reason for doing so. Much better to build up resistance organically. Second, MEMORIZE all the notes on the fretboard (trust me, I still don't know them and it really gets in my way a lot, especially during improv). This is because it is like soloing on cheat mode. The reason is that, when you're learning to improv and you're trying to get used to chords changing underneath you, it's useful to know exactly where to land when that chord change hits, which is a good transition to start playing in another scale than you were a second ago. If you're not positive where to land, it makes that context switch really hard. Third, DON'T skimp on music theory. I used to avoid it like the plague because I was afraid the rules and rigor would get in the way of the feel. What I didn't realize is that music theory is nothing but a shortcut to learn note relationships without having to figure it all out from scratch, which takes way longer. For instance, when you have a song in some major key, if you go down three frets you can play minor and still be in the same key. Don't lock yourself in though. The goal of learning music theory is to find out what we know already, and see where the gaps are. Usually if "music theory" says one chord doesn't follow another, or one note doesn't belong in a particular scale, that chord or that note is the starting point for something that sounds unusual and cool. Learn music theory so you can see what it DOESN'T tell you how to do, and explore that. Last, it's all about muscle memory. If you have a part of a song that's hard for you to get, take it 3 to 4 notes at a time. I have a few licks that I always end up going back to because my hands recognize the feel of playing them so well. Remember, all of music is just little 2, 3, and 4 note runs that are chained together. Get the muscle memory for all the little doodles, and you'll have a broad palette of combinations you can build from them. Last last (I thought of another one), learn as many songs as you can. You don't have to have them memorized forever or anything, but each week or two, pick out a couple songs to at least follow along with. The place you're gonna get most of those cool licks I mentioned from is by playing someone else's song and going, "ooh, that little bit was cool; I'm taking that". Lol I hope that's helpful. Please let me know, and I'll think on it too see what else I come up with if you're interested. I didn't want to write you a book though.
@sophxxm5 ай бұрын
@@patrickshepherd1341oh wow thank you 😭😭 u should actually write a book tho that’d be so cool
@skelolion69395 ай бұрын
@@patrickshepherd1341thank you bro 🙏
@TopxDPlays5 ай бұрын
Bro tested my patience level.
@RobertJakobMusic5 ай бұрын
reward on spotify at robert jakob
@bambampewpew325 күн бұрын
Lmao fr
@discardedroses5 ай бұрын
Can confirm that when 14 year old me got their first electric guitar I followed this ritual.
@cleftturnip77748 ай бұрын
60 seconds I'll never get back.
@RobertJakobMusic8 ай бұрын
get them back on my spotify at Robert Jakob
@Christopher_kornegay8 ай бұрын
@@RobertJakobMusiclook man your actually a great guitarist I like the music but the skits are a bit cheesy some might say cringe
@harrystarmore33508 ай бұрын
@@Christopher_kornegaythat's just your opinion tho. I don't find it cringe :)
@tomsagendorph23098 ай бұрын
Skill issue
@those_aresomemadbeatsyo8 ай бұрын
@@Christopher_kornegay I'm sure you have much better things to be doing then
as an electric guitarist, i can confirm my back hurts from playing wonderwall
@ERLCADVERTISMENT8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@peppinospaghetti118 ай бұрын
underrated comment
@dsidgaf8 ай бұрын
overrated comment
@BakrumenGD8 ай бұрын
wellrated comment
@heatheretaithaha8 ай бұрын
wonderwall on electric seems WILD. that seems like the opposite of enter sandman on acoustic
@Justplayz144 ай бұрын
Bro is testing our patience💀
@stressbytheidiotsaroundme90454 ай бұрын
True lol
@evandelgadillo6 ай бұрын
This was good. It made me literally laugh out loud haha. Glad it made its way to my yt feed.
@t.c.l16258 ай бұрын
Got to make sure all my micro fascia, chakras, and akashic records are aligned in perfect shredding form for when I summon the Elder Gods through my strings
@nofuture60096 ай бұрын
🙌
@xandria_magic7776 ай бұрын
:D :D
@BurmetovaOlga5 ай бұрын
😂
@GLoLChibs2 ай бұрын
Facts
@necrofury59338 ай бұрын
longest edge-sesh i have ever seen in my life
@hippytrippyjonboy8288 ай бұрын
You've never encountered methamphetamine freebase then 🤣😂🤣
@magi_mations8 ай бұрын
@@hippytrippyjonboy828 nerd language
@seansturgill48696 ай бұрын
Guitar gooning at its best
@bt37435 ай бұрын
@@seansturgill4869 Please, stfu all of you
@fcantil5 ай бұрын
@@seansturgill4869 Nah what, guitar gooning 😭😭
@_olio9 ай бұрын
the stance is perfect 😂
@howdyyuvraj7 ай бұрын
Or a praying mantis 😂
@BryanSchaeber5 ай бұрын
Bro hyped himself up more than i do for a deadlift pr
@yash.icarus4 ай бұрын
girl: Thunderstruck him: Thunderstuck
@YoucancallmeWill8 ай бұрын
It's the ukulele facing the wall for me😂😂😭
@AnimeSunglasses8 ай бұрын
For me it's him addressing the cross!
@dandandandan32608 ай бұрын
I feel represented and offended at the same time
@scraggledy6 ай бұрын
Gotta protect the innocence of the soprano ukulele. Keep its purity intact. 😅
@TheNetherLord52403 күн бұрын
all the knobs that i don't know what they mean but know only when they sound weird, and that stupid stance... aggressively relatable
@Issueforth2 ай бұрын
Best song ever, perfect length, poise and mood, with a hint of everything and nothing at the same time!!
@firemonkey10158 ай бұрын
So many comments talking about people being offended yet I can’t see a single person who actually is
@tylerdavis38 ай бұрын
Right dude it’s insane😭😭
@dustincaldwell23548 ай бұрын
30 seconds of my life I will never get back.
@stevenm63018 ай бұрын
Beat me to it.
@NightWolf42238 ай бұрын
This the type of guy who says dumb shit and doesn't realize that your giving him Engagement and pleasing the Algorithm gods so why comment if you don't like it
@dustincaldwell23548 ай бұрын
@@NightWolf4223 99% of the time I don’t comment, but this time it felt necessary. Reasons: 1) It made me feel better expressing my opinion instead of suppressing it, and 2) In the event someone looks at the comments section first (which I sometimes do), my comment may prevent them from wasting 30 seconds of their life. I hope that adequately answers your question.
@Iron-Bridge8 ай бұрын
@@dustincaldwell2354You made a useful comment. I was getting just as annoyed. Fact is this short is a piece of crap.
@torgejh91898 ай бұрын
Congratulations on getting the joke.
@Pahhu8 ай бұрын
I've never seen such a pissed off comment section lmao
@TheDibbs5 ай бұрын
This is the pinnacle of what KZbin shorts has to offer
@Cyara-u9b3 ай бұрын
Your guitar is beautiful ❤❤
@BehindBoxhill7 ай бұрын
As an electric guitar player, i can confirm this is 100% accurate.
@difforno8 ай бұрын
bro made a lifetime of mortal enemies with this one 💀
@normannutbar4248 ай бұрын
This was all pure gold, but I found his little amp particularly hilarious! 😆
@mertozdemir73362 ай бұрын
Guy became a street fighter character at the end
@Cyborg_Crystal9 күн бұрын
the messing with all the amp and tone and tuning picks is so real
@AnarchyMetal038 ай бұрын
Fake, nobody uses the neck pickup
@TheMILFandCookies8 ай бұрын
..... i do :/
@RestnPepperonis6 ай бұрын
hey i used the neck pickup yesterday
@gabrielmoore60995 ай бұрын
😂
@dprivetts5 ай бұрын
Neck pickup is the best pickup
@HenryMPerez5 ай бұрын
I just posted a vid and/neck pickup
@thenuggywuggy83898 ай бұрын
half of the people in the comments are fr electric guitar players who hate they got called out xD
@mollyhale108 ай бұрын
no just electric guitar makes up about half of rock songs and stuff theres not only that 😭
@wevefriends7 ай бұрын
No. I deadass don’t spend a whole 30 minutes setting up my guitar to play a chord. It’s as simple as turning the amp on, volume up, and strum.
@Sammealor88 ай бұрын
As an electric guitarist I can confirm I don’t know what the actual fuck is going on in this video
@gameboycat056 ай бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one
@HenryMPerez5 ай бұрын
Me too... ...
@kevgmei5 ай бұрын
That is too true. We have to triple check that everything aligns PERFECTLY!
@ashthecoolkidFORTNITESWEAT5 ай бұрын
As an electric guitar player, i can confirm that this is true
@sus-kupp8 ай бұрын
He didnt even play the strings when he was tuning, he just eyeballed it 💀💀
@userrobinmp6 ай бұрын
no he was turning them all up not tuning LOL
@7stringst3r4 ай бұрын
Lol
@marywealth64753 ай бұрын
@userrobinmp I think he meant when the guitarist was actually touching the tuning pegs, he didn't test any of the strings. But the reason for that could be that he just had his pegs' positions memorized so perfectly that he doesn't actually need to hear the strings to know that they're right.
@AtomicOpenHouse8 ай бұрын
Electrists, we’ve been attacked by the acoustics. Its time to awaken our steel string acoustic sleeper agents. The only things that can stop us are shorting cords and power outages.
@OfficialGold3n5 ай бұрын
ACOUSTICS, ATTACK
@ilovekazoo5 ай бұрын
WE RIDE AT DAWN 🎸🎸💯💯🔥🔥🔥
@budhacheese64928 ай бұрын
I thought this was going to be a power chord joke
@lagxlagc5 ай бұрын
I love it!!! Please make more videos like this
@Pumpkin_sharky3 ай бұрын
As a electric guitar player I very much agree with your video
@deafbythirty41489 ай бұрын
The positive grid spark spark baby
@brenk91619 ай бұрын
Love it, I have 2 stacks but usually find myself playing my grid, I wanna get the speaker stack add on 🤘🏼
@ERLCADVERTISMENT8 ай бұрын
Same
@ryham98 ай бұрын
Holy shit dude that was a sick fuckin chord
@disgruntled_twig8 ай бұрын
The amount of comments that don’t understand this is astounding to me. I feel like I do this every time I play electric guitar.
@bigbirdmusic81998 ай бұрын
Then youre a loser? Makes sense.
@Hopefish775 ай бұрын
Thanks for this , it’s so precious .
@FãdePercyJ4 ай бұрын
Im Brazilian, and same dont never having heard of Laurindo, I'm proud of him and the song, because even many years after its release, it's still a hit in other countries. That makes me very happy.
@gussy45678 ай бұрын
WOW THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!! THANKS FOR MAKING THIS HILARIOUS VIDEO!!!! IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW LOLOLOLOL
@PearlPredator8 ай бұрын
who?
@Sunrise17SF5 ай бұрын
This is indeed one of the most sarcastic comments I've seen in a while. It's almost actually convincing. 😭✋✨
@joelarsen96799 ай бұрын
They make medicine for that
@HaynesEllis8 ай бұрын
That medicine being?
@SirDraco-8 ай бұрын
@@HaynesEllisfentanyl
@josuetemplos28008 ай бұрын
@@HaynesEllis Heroin
@DominiqueKootstra8 ай бұрын
😂
@patrickport998 ай бұрын
Ritalin helps
@pace_188 ай бұрын
bro violated that guitar
@SnerMerNer4 ай бұрын
Pick thickness is important. So is quadruple checking that all of your knobs are all the way up, moments before the first note.
@NomNomm60632 ай бұрын
Wasn’t expecting to hear it 😛 Thank you for the catharsis 😎
@Croft648 ай бұрын
This is by far the funniest short you've ever made, your physical comedy timing is perfect
@lou40738 ай бұрын
He’s mocking the shit out of it whilst showing the reality😅😅
@masonrogers22764 ай бұрын
Dude randomly turning the knobs is a mix bag some times it's good sometimes it's quiet and some times you wake up the whole neighborhood
@richardottum12 ай бұрын
Dava control guitar pick is effective to a point unlike any other I've ever demolished
@metallizard888 ай бұрын
I just got edged by guitar man wtff
@EventHorrorEyesOn8 ай бұрын
*turns everything up to be as loud as possible* *flips to quieter neck pickup*
@wanealy18 ай бұрын
Fucking accurate. I have yet to learn a second chord...... lol!
@stephaniehickman73676 ай бұрын
Just purchased my first ever electric guitar will definitely be different from my acoustic but ready to start learning😊🎸
@denomant9114Ай бұрын
Wait a minute, you didn't wait for your haircut to grow longer...
@FradXD8 ай бұрын
Ideal timing for rickroll
@noizelab258 ай бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 this comment section made it all worth it (LOVE when people make it easy to tell who can and cant take jokes)🔥🔥🔥 stay noizy my friend🤘🏻
@chicagoneurolife8 ай бұрын
It’s also telling that we people can’t tell when other people’s issue isn’t about whether folx can take jokes but when people are expecting quality from others humour. It’s like we’ve lowered the value of comedy to where folx act like people are obligated to accept low grade humour, all on the basis of, “It’s a joke”. But what about it actually being funny? I think a more skill humorist would have made his point more funny.
@noizelab258 ай бұрын
@JRCGuitarist 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 humor is subjective and opinions are like a$$holes - almost everyone's got one 🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
@ChainsawSlammer1.3.84 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤨
@savageantelope33068 ай бұрын
The anxious playing with the jeans
@UnfinsCove3 күн бұрын
yup, this is exactly what we do everytime we play a single cord! the reason you dont see it in concert is just because we've practiced so much we can just do it fast enough, but let me tell ya doing that hundreds of times a show is exhausting
@BoomBlobbyMan6 ай бұрын
converting the pickups was devious. I always love the far end mode cuz you get the sharpest sound
@themedallostoryteller11058 ай бұрын
Rock/Metal: play simple things making them look very hard Classical guitar: play super complicated things making them look easy
@scromberprofessionalautist10177 ай бұрын
Bro really out here making some goofy. generalizations.
@daghetto1017 ай бұрын
umm.. no.
@themedallostoryteller11056 ай бұрын
@@scromberprofessionalautist1017 Bro really out here not knowing enough about Rock/Metal and Classical to understand my comment. Typical Average listener who doesn’t play anything
@themedallostoryteller11056 ай бұрын
@@daghetto101 why not? Just answer
@scromberprofessionalautist10176 ай бұрын
@@themedallostoryteller1105 bwaha goofy individual, Dude sounds like you would lecture someone about the deep symbolic and cultural significance of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star then rant about how technically complex it is to "Truely" play it.
@therugratstake29718 ай бұрын
Nah these comments are worse than instagram 😂😂
@coolman0000998 ай бұрын
On God😹😹
@chicagoneurolife8 ай бұрын
To be fair, the joke isn’t really funny. Maybe it was the way he went about it.
@garethred86 ай бұрын
u dont know? Instagram' users are taking over youtube shorts, all over the place you can feel it
@juanpablobadino43498 ай бұрын
He actually did it very fast
@atticusfinch60383 ай бұрын
This illustrates perfectly why sometimes sheer laziness prevents me from plugging in the electric.
@mastod0n14 ай бұрын
The checking all your pockets for the perfect thickness pick is spot on.
@BucketheadsBucket8 ай бұрын
I was about to write personally I keep my pick in the left pocket. Then you did it 🤣 and then rechecking the volume knobs too! Most relatable shit I’ve ever seen especially when your part is about to come up lol
@MainPrism8 ай бұрын
I swear I wake up with picks already in my left pocket. They just materialize there somehow... My wallets also full of them and I'm constantly dropping them when I go to pay for anything...
@Nicksrgnt8 ай бұрын
You think we’re using the neck pickup for chords?
@willtimbers7 ай бұрын
I was going to say, that’s the least accurate part of the whole video
@legomac12137 ай бұрын
i never thought id have to skip through a short but here we are
@SillyCJ173 ай бұрын
Bro was struggling😭
@akm101225 ай бұрын
Please make an hour long version of this❤
@Knight_Boxx8 ай бұрын
This is why tiktok needs to be banned.
@iatemyphonegaming8 ай бұрын
Nah this is funny af. This is exactly what my little brother looks like! When you turned the uke around I screamed 😂
@andrewcrane51058 ай бұрын
As an electric guitar. I can concure.
@zumo94403 ай бұрын
metal players: guitars have more than just the bridge pickup, we never knew.
@2_fast_4_Yu3 ай бұрын
Literally matt bellamy when hes playing hard rock
@njb11268 ай бұрын
Doc are you telling me it’s 8:25?!
@cherishedparks8 ай бұрын
DAMN! IM LATE FOR SCHOOL
@njb11268 ай бұрын
@@cherishedparks slacker!
@roach93978 ай бұрын
Did KZbin break its comments again? All I see is newest and not highest rated, which is painful to read through
@tempekrpk8 ай бұрын
What is this comment section 💀
@therandomchargerdaytona14543 ай бұрын
Ngl, that be mad true sometimes😂😂😂
@carlhasfound5 ай бұрын
Im learning my first song on electric guitar, perfect lesson. Thanks ❤
@rickc92588 ай бұрын
Marty is that my clocks I hear in the background
@leeknow.11th.toenail8 ай бұрын
He made the ukulele face the wall😭😂
@1oolabob8 ай бұрын
Yep. Never intimidate your ukulele. It will throw off its strings and float off to the nearest island.
@fleadoggreen90628 ай бұрын
Cool ass chord tho
@BGwxlf4 ай бұрын
All def leppard albums from the 80s were amazing!
@wj2music18 күн бұрын
Half expected him to miss it
@Red_Whitenblu8 ай бұрын
The Ed Norton school of guitar.
@Nowiknowhowjoanofarcfelt8 ай бұрын
Damn why tf is everyone hating so bad 😭
@chloearchibald58438 ай бұрын
Because time is precious and this was a waste of it. But then again, our collective faults for being on KZbin 🤷♀️
@dback504 ай бұрын
The plastic under the tone and volume knobs is so real
@elijahbutterfield48695 ай бұрын
"Meet me at the twin pines mall at 1:00! And dont touch the amplifier!"
@something_strange30862 ай бұрын
Turning around the ukulele like you turn around a stuffed animal so it doesn't see you changing your clothes 💀