Robotnik Lands on Free Parking

But house rules aren't in effect.

[@JaxELander]

Robotnik: "X-rated animation! Watch!" *"X!* Me: *has to pause the video for a full minute until I recover from laughing*

[@pokemonfan8569]

Scratch: You're nasty. Robotnik: I know.

[@MemeManMoi]

@Wizard Dude "*computer crashing sounds*"

[@CheeseLord1216]

@Wizard Dude The fuck is THAT?!

[@LBP-Seramop]

Tristan Collester don’t get it...

[@hurt4322]

@Wizard Dude *sonic recovers from acid*

[@Falcobird01]

1:50 Something to me! Something three me! Something *FAA* me! Something 🎼~Pretty~y~y~Y~Y~Y! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@randomexcessmemories4452]

"I am pleased to please my *ten-foot candle!* " One of your best poops!

[@Mark-iy2zl]

i... i... i!!! i think i look like a banana -dr. Robotnik 2019

[@moonythespoonie9551]

"I think I look like a banana!" Now that you mention it, his head is kinda banana shaped...

[@TAFARockWarrior97]

Wasn't that the intro music for Knowledge Adventure?

[@iteachvader]

Good ear. It is! I have some seriously nostalgic memories of playing _Jumpstart 3rd Grade: Mystery Mountain_ when I was still a youngling.

[@SenjanArkineer]

Oh shiiit that's why it felt so perfectly memorable! Yeah that game was an absolute blast at youth. Thanks for the reminder!

[@epsilonthedragon1249]

[gasp] _FREEEE?!_

[@DeltaBlazin]

*his banana is too strong to be activated*

[@Wobuffet3]

GET THAT FLAALF

[@neux64]

Press FaaF to win the race.

[@Renat_Sultanbekov]

2:05-The original YTPMV

[@MisterPrawn]

*"I could be extorting for parking, but there's a F--ing free lot next to it!"*

[@LordThomasPassion]

Is that a game grumps reference?

[@dinothebetatt6733]

*music number* "I made that in 6 hours, and I want cash for it!" XD

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

He does deserve money for his incredible endeavors

[@simoncotten5886]

@@BlazeHeartPanther Yes, He Does.

[@zigaudrey]

*not exactly *not really

[@starvalkyrie]

this line speaks to me on a spiritual level.

[@datguynuma3730]

*Not exactly

[@subzerobadass]

Now that I have your undivided attention... *FUUF*

[@lordadrian1000]

I think i look like a banana.

[@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario]

lordadrian1000 heahahahahwhehehe

[@jerrylor1784]

I am pleased to pleased my Ten Foot Candle

[@birbddhaGodOfBirbs]

Not as much fun as I'll have trolling.

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

Gotta love that smile he does at the end of saying Fuuf!

[@xaptus]

1:39 Rising stutter loops leading to explosions always make me laugh like a chainsmoker without fail.

[@Chillipeffer]

1:36

[@MarioSonic46]

That was close. My parents almost walked in on that X-rated animation.

[@AngusArtEntertainment]

*X*

[@MarioSonic46]

*You're nasty!*

[@peterandreyev]

@@MarioSonic46 I know.

[@CheeseLord1216]

kintoboR ovI .rD si eman ym

[@Frog-ux5qu]

Shall we see another?

[@tlk4554]

I’M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT AN INFORMERCIAL

[@rtji0]

I’M GONNA EAT BILLY MAYS

[@justsumperson5052]

I think I'll fuck *THAT HEDGEHOG*

[@danner253]

FLEX SEAL AND REPAIR

[@superspeedbros2422]

No

[@hanezutchins2786]

Take this and fuck your prison

[@YoumuHoover]

0:45 Thats racist robotnik you can’t say the N word!

[@SneakiestChameleon]

MRS. NUTELLA GET DOWN!

[@ImFangzBro]

He's Dr. Robotnik! He says what he wants! He says pingas! He says pussy! He says butt! He says crud and sludge! HE SAYS NI- *bleep*

[@Iyasenu]

It's precisely half as bad as this kzbin.info/www/bejne/mYephoybqbedmJY

[@flaco3462]

hahaha that's not funny

[@kaijutamerpat]

@@ImFangzBro Came here to post this.

[@rootbeerguy690]

"I need head before I can activate my long *BANANA* " Such a good line

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

1:07 Something about him smiling at the end of going "FUUF" makes this twice as funny.

[@veovis523]

This pleases my 10-foot candle.

[@wyattknutson]

This activates my long banana.

[@exxor9108]

@@wyattknutson *E X P A N D D O N G .*

[@bsamaniac305]

Is it scented?

[@a.melanoleuca2247]

{Slash Knutson} The perfect hiding place for my long dong!

[@kabuto1859]

Ah yes. I'm other words, the *S c h l o n g*

[@StevehPokeProf]

I don't care what it takes, just find a way to win the race!

[@junglejuicejuno]

Steveh We need a full version of it

[@TimeTopic]

@@junglejuicejuno AGREED!

[@FRAPPEFIZZYY]

Heheheh

[@sgf51]

Wish granted

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

I'll have to give myself a promotion! Today!

[@nitroedits2834]

this video pleased my TEN FOOT CANDLE

[@JBX9001]

Robotnik: "FINALLY! I'm so HAPPY!" Tails: "That's good!" Robotnik:

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

you mean "that's GREAT"

[@liamfunnyman6965]

Funny seeing you here.

[@with_ered]

"Time for a little uh, spin-master *PROMOTION* "

[@athrunzala75]

You're doing God's work, keeping golden age KZbin Poop alive.

[@timmy41]

I feel like it's 2009 again

[@lasthairbender1667]

6 hours well spent.

[@1andonlyzara]

Now that I have your undivided attention ... FUF! This is making me nearly die laughing almost as hard as “The fun is just starting!” lol

[@kellenmcqueen9371]

The start is just funning

[@tinysonixhedgehog5891]

@@kellenmcqueen9371 the fart is just stunning

[@AcronymARES]

Something to me! Something Three Me! SOMETHING FOUR ME! *SOMETHING PRETTY-Y-Y-Y-Y*

[@mr.leeleeleee7153]

Finally,I'm so happy.

[@GMKGoji01]

That's great.

[@axuiz7260]

... time for a little... SpinMaster promotion! *P A W P A T R O L*

[@MrCubFan415]

@@axuiz7260 Alright, promo time is over.

[@clonefighter1996]

@@MrCubFan415 [Banger made of BGM, clanking from a metallic jaw trying to eat Scratch and of course, Robotnik's voice]

[@Adrian.R850]

0:45 sounds so natural. The sentence mixing is so well done indeed.

[@ryguy07777]

hey for all of you asking for a full win the race song here it is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rouogZqCoN-brac Edit: why is this my most liked comment

[@Targon117]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@Targon117]

It’s more beautiful than I ever imagined!!!

[@ryguy07777]

@@Targon117 i didnt make it btw

[@ryguy07777]

Also thanks for the pin

[@Rawilow]

Does the other one exist in full? The beat with the sun rising?

[@kavakahn9387]

"I made that in 6 hours, and I want cash for it" had me dying

[@Ms_FluffySheep]

2:56 Is that Woody the Woodpecker I hear? 3:42 Why, yes it is.

[@iteachvader]

Did you see the _very_ end of the video?

[@TheTrustyHole]

Emily Maeve the Mochi Queen Guess who?

[@Ms_FluffySheep]

@@iteachvader Oh I saw it all right

[@AngusArtEntertainment]

I lost it there! XDDDDDD

[@cyberstrikebeast7997]

Those parts will never get old

[@CaptainDemo779]

2:48 Considering... *Considering Intensifies* *Considering Complete!* No.

[@Brown95P]

@1:50 " Something to me! Something three me! Something funny! Something _PRETTY-Y-Y-Y-Y-YYY~!_ " Man, I haven't seen voicemixing this good in a YTP in a long while.

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

I believe he said Four me, not funny

[@robertlupa8273]

I read this _just_ as I got to that moment in the video.

[@BlueRushMan]

Katella: I am NUT-ella Robotnik: You're Saying it wrong, You BIMBO! Katella: WHAT?! Hands down my favorite part.

[@kabuto1859]

2:29

[@TwisterTH]

1:21 - THIS JOKE IS OVERUSED [that was a text on screen] Maybe, but to be honest I don’t mind to hear it more and more

[@pronounjow]

It's a meme on this channel, but I agree.

[@tylerbish7497]

I'll be able to faaaaaa!!!! Funny joke

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

"Take this and FUCK your prison"

[@disnagburnazog9552]

dinner

[@KingBueno619]

2:37 X-Rated Animation Watch

[@Karmy.]

You're nasty!

[@CoolRobbit]

*X* *BEHOLD* *OPTIC BLAST*

[@CertainlyCaro]

*X*

[@AngusArtEntertainment]

X!

[@lordadrian1000]

I know.

[@birbddhaGodOfBirbs]

THAT WIN THE RACE SONG THO

[@lucapasa4519]

What if I told you... There’s MORE

[@sorenmine7765]

@@lucapasa4519 now THAT would please my 10 foot candle.

[@lucapasa4519]

Sorenmine I can’t understand imperial units, sorry bub.

[@mememan2404]

@@lucapasa4519 It would please his or her 3.048 meter pole

[@Iyasenu]

2:40 I can't believe the filth they allow on KZbin nowadays. Flagged as inappropriate and you should be ASHAMED.

[@bluersonic9528]

*_X_*

[@iamiiams229]

@@bluersonic9528 you're nasty!

[@Smuggzyyy]

I know

[@Anonymous-bk9xy]

They even flag Battlebots for 'animal cruelty'. The algorithm is such a bot.

[@pika-stashe404]

0:39 How will Robotnik find a way to win the race?

[@MarioSonic46]

I don't care how he does it, as long as he *WINS THE RACE*

[@ianfinrir8724]

He spent a billion Mobiums!

[@tbg8365]

Yes

[@robertlupa8273]

By taking Tails hostage, of course!

[@PsychadelicoDuck]

"I'm pleased to please my ten-foot candle." ...Robotnik, why. Why can i not stop laughing?

[@JuniorNitro]

*Sniff Sniff* Smells like... a new YTPMV.

[@JuniorNitro]

@Squigglefang :3 I got my money on "Use the Doors."

[@Targon117]

A YTPMV to surpass “Getaway Submarine”!

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

WATER!!! (explodes)

[@JuniorNitro]

Why did it take me four years to realize that I kinda called "Win the Race?"

[@TwisterTH]

0:35 & 2:05 there goes my new favorite songs! Thank you again for this sweet new YTP, man, we love you.

[@cameronb8988]

TwisterTH long versions incoming!

[@TwisterTH]

Apparently Yes.

[@cameronb8988]

Also what about 3:10

[@barkbork7528]

@@TwisterTH how do you know?

[@moronribbons5774]

Now that I have your *undivided attention...* fuf!

[@wiibrockster]

I thought your icon was Krang TBH

[@Soufriere84]

I'm so happy to discover that 13 years after the very first Robotnik poop, there's still people willing to make amazing sauce like this.

[@slosh7072]

2:55 The Woody Woodpecker reference is amazing and underrated

[@maximus4765]

What does an infomercial taste like?

[@iteachvader]

It tastes like prrrrrrromotion!

[@kaijutamerpat]

Shame and regrets...With a hint of cigarettes...

[@simoncotten5886]

@@iteachvader Promotion, What FOR?

[@HexaSketchi]

Robotnik for Smash Ultimate!

[@farmerwithshotgun5166]

I wish. He'd be such a cool character.

[@hannahb9326]

YES Robotnik should get a *PRRRROMOTION*

[@yetanotherhankhill1032]

we need classic ytp skins for all the characters. (if we ever got Eggman as a fighter, Robotnik would be the obvious choice of the classic ytp skin. Mario & the gang, Sonic, and the Zelda characters would have the obvious choices for them as well)

[@simoncotten5886]

There Would Most Likely Be Licensing Issues, Just Like All Those People Wanting Goku In Smash Brothers. Same Thing, There Would Be Hella Licensing Issues Going On.

[@crlyfryz8049]

*2:04* is honestly a serious bop

[@yetanotherhankhill1032]

*notices that ending bit* FINALLY ANOTHER PERSON WHO GETS THE WOODY WOODPECKER LAUGH RIGHT. Far too many people do two short laughs followed by one long laugh when it's always been 3 short laughs followed by one long laugh.

[@AngusArtEntertainment]

I have heard it both ways in the old cartoons, but the triple-short is mostly heard.

[@yetanotherhankhill1032]

Oh. Well i guess they were Also inconsistent with the laugh then.@@AngusArtEntertainment

[@FrahdChikun]

"I'll be able to build a giant Robobot!" I mean if you think about it aren't Haltmann and Robotnik pretty much the same kind of villain?

[@mytoasteroven2402]

'i am pleased to plEAse my ten-foot candle' **reality collapses and folds into itself**

[@EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy]

0:45 *R o b o d i g g e r s* 1:49 Something to me *Something three me* *SOMETHING FOUR ME* *S　O　M　E　T　H　I　N　G　　P　R　E　T　T　Y　-　Y　-　Y　-　Y　-　Y　-　Y　-　Y* 2:04 *You Cheated The Race* (Leak) 3:09 *You Cheated The Race* (Full)

[@InsertAChannelName]

For everyone who wants to skip to the part where grounder says: ÜÜüh? Here you go: 1:36

[@bionicdragon5]

"I made that in 6 hours, and I want cash for it!" SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[@WavePrism]

X-rated animation! Watch! "X."

[@TheMrfoxguy]

Your nasty

[@darkkyosukecrono]

1:50 Something two me, something three me, something four me, something prettyyyyYYY~!!

[@Sarwex117]

-Finally, im so happy - Thats great

[@blakeatkins895]

2:56 nice woody the woodpecker reference that part had me dying the most😂

[@Ambipie]

HuhahuHEDZY

[@poleyville3865]

I laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe when he said: "I'm pleased to please my 10-foot candle."

[@robertcornhole5197]

GIVE ME MOMMY

[@franilovic4139]

"I am pleased to please my 10 foot candle" -dr. Ivo Robotnik

[@Lux_the_Lost]

You know it's gonna be good when a YTP opens with "Yes, I think I'll shit!" XD

[@djk1288]

And here _I_ shit!

[@ptrgiese]

Just win the race! Just win the race! I like that beat. Every time, ITeachVader, you add little snippets of Robotnik's sentence-mixing rapping. :)

[@iteachvader]

It's not a rap. If I could give melody to his voice and make it sound good, I would.

[@seasonedcurlies9005]

@@iteachvader have you tried using Melodyne? It allows you to pitch shift while maintaining the formant. It’s primarily used in autotuning but is used a lot to make YTPMVs

[@iteachvader]

@@seasonedcurlies9005 And also sounds like absolute trash when autotuning a voice that wasn't already attempting to sing on pitch. Yeah, no. Decided against it.

[@seasonedcurlies9005]

@@iteachvader very true, it’s pretty inconsistent

[@theconductoresplin8092]

Thanks For reminding me to laugh today

[@maddestmike5791]

X-Rated animation! Watch! *turns on the TV* X!! Lol!!

[@Link-ek3iw]

2:05 We need a full version. "Win the Race Funk"

[@ramccarthy2144]

Yes pplllleeesaaaaxsssae

[@pablomenendez2319]

It honestly kinda sucks that this part wasn't included in the full song in some way.

[@meta527II]

Robotnik's to-do list 1. S#^t 2. Make someone f@#$ a prison 3. Make Tails so hungry he could eat an infomercialaicremofni 4. Sing about how a trash can should win a race 5. Invent robo-ni#@%s 6. Get a banana makeover 7. Be dropped in dirt by his robot 8. Build a giant Robobot 9. Try to f@#$ stuff but get interrupted by Tails 10. Give Grounder a Promo-Promo 11. Please his 10-foot candle 12. Find something to him, something three him and something four him. 13. Make a music video in 6 hours where even the sun joins in 14. Make X-rated animation 15. Get mated with by Katella 16. Blow up the moon 17. Make someone too stupid

[@clonefighter1996]

You forgot: 12.5. Do a little SpinMaster promotion

[@kolkagaming1234]

1:14 Hey it’s Kirby! Controlling the Pink Mecha Ball.

[@thekiss2083]

Nutella is my favorite Sanic character

[@SKYLARKo80]

"You're saying it wrong, you--bimbo."

[@ShadesMan]

0:35 Just WIN-- the race! Just WIN-- the race! Just win just win just WIN -- the race! I don't care--- what it TAKES. Just, find a way, to-- WIN, the race!!!

[@TimeTopic]

*JUST WIN THE RACE!*

[@TheCerealkiller148]

win the race standalone ytpmv when?

[@ElijahRobatz]

Benji De Aula I need that! I love it 😂

[@1MarmadukeFan]

2:04 for a sick beat. Continued at 3:09

[@maikol4128]

I see you with that Woody Woodpecker laugh

[@derpysponge43]

I'm probably the only guy that played the game at 0:33 before.

[@iteachvader]

That game scared the living _shit_ out of me as a kid. Gave me some fears that are still lasting to this day... ..and I'm in my 20s now. T_T

[@spartaninthebox9101]

Man, I have recently rediscovered my love for poops, and I've been binging all of your poops, which has been a blast. I love that you're still doing these, and the fact that they're fucking quality, please don't ever stop what you're doing...ever.

[@ebbepettersson98]

Please keep making these they are the best XD

[@spikeynay7381]

I’m pleased to please my ten foot candle

[@thescarvedinsect]

2:30 "I am Nutella!" "You're saying it wrong, you bimbo!" "What?" *NEWtella

[@luigipowdemo6458]

Maybe she was from the UK?

[@Ollie.H-23]

"I think I look like a banana!" *high pitched demonic laughing*

[@supersonicbros23]

Later that day Robotnik won the race dressed like a banana, while pleasing his ten foot candle.

[@EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy]

3:08 *Player MOON has been exploded*

[@uweihai]

“Pika pika” -robotnic 19xx

[@risel56]

*_G I V E M E M O M M Y_*

[@tf2redpie]

I need head before I can activate my long banana! 0:57

[@zapgamer4415]

" I'll have so much fun trolling" *BLEEPBLEEPBLEEP* "I am Nutella" "X-rated animation!" *X* "Considering!" **BUFFERING** "no"

[@stopanimatecreep3400]

1:00 *Two Hopping Robotniks*

[@wasperine]

1:07 me, doing an @everyone in a discord group chat

[@AntR803]

1:08

[@Sarwex117]

FAAF

[@tomhill3248]

Good, house rules are terrible. Monoploy becomes terrible when people use the "common rules"that never actually existed.

[@thestupidinator8436]

Theres a suprising lack of comments about 0:44

[@KrypticAsylum]

You're like an unfiltered drip feed of YTP nostalgia, but you still make the material your own. Best of both worlds.

[@TheMCzorro]

0:24 How would one even eat an infomercial?

[@zimman56]

Wow...I remember that opening theme from Jump Start 3rd Grade with Botly and Mystery Mountain. That game scared the everloving shit out of 7 year old me.

[@iteachvader]

Whaaaaat?! I LOVED that game when I was four and played the hell out of it all the way until I was about 13! The Magic School Bus Explores the Human Body is the educational game that scared the shit out of ME.

[@zimman56]

@@iteachvader Oh don't get me wrong I played the hell out of it as a kid, the Shrinking Room was my fave, but the scariest bit was on the 2nd floor with that dinosaur skeleton, and hell, the entire 3rd floor. Heebie jeebies man.

[@iteachvader]

@@zimman56 Funny enough, the shrinking room is what actually scared me in that game. Not much else.

[@zimman56]

@@iteachvader Oh man, there was this freaky T-Rex skeleton on the second floor, you'd click on it from the overview and you'd get right up underneath it, then you click again, the fucking thing would look down and its eyes would glow red at you before going back to normal, and then you'd get sent back to the overview. I think I had nightmares after that lol. Either way, nostaltic as hell to remember all that, I probably put like 400 or more hours into that game as a wee lad. Thank goodness the internet was around for the final Game Show quiz!

[@VigilanteLulu]

iteachvader! Showing us that Robotnik YTPs are back in fashion!

[@chickenpotbiebro202]

Did I just heard the N word iteachvader? 0:45 :3

[@chickenpotbiebro202]

lol

[@violetcaster4644]

I'm slightly worried. The last time a youtuber did a space intro, that was the last YTP they ever did. *coughBoogidyboocough* Edit: in all seriousness, have you found a tennis partner yet? If not, you might want to PM BlastingBees. Maybe he would want to be in on it.

[@iteachvader]

I may have found a tennis partner. Their poop is listed as #1 in my list of potential contenders. You can find the link in my pinned comment on Robotnik Enlists in the Imperial Academy.

[@unholypriest5829]

0:44 Okay who gave him the pass? That's too much power for a god

[@Smuggzyyy]

Finally, I'm so happy! *That's great*

[@absupinhere]

Roboniggas

[@Mike-77-YT]

1:03 Edgeworth!