Robotnik Publishes a Bestseller

"How To Be the World's Sexiest Fat Man in 10 Easy Steps"

[@BenJPics9925]

Robotnik poops will never be outdated, especially with awesome pepole like you continuing the tradition.

[@HoboVibingToMusic]

Pee pole. I'm sorry xd

[@sirwannabeguy4886]

Correct sire

[@SnoozingDino]

As a retired YTP'er, I completely agree.

[@irok1]

@@SnoozingDino unfortunately, he is too

[@nightponyinrface6009]

& PINGAS will live on as the Godfather of MEMES thanks to SMG4.

[@DebugCat]

2:08 full version of this please

[@ultimaT]

I adore the tails as robotnik's son joke.

[@carlymara88]

Mario: Where there's smoke, they pinch back. Robotnik: Get out!

[@MasterJoJYTP]

This is my favorite out of all of the Robotnik ones you have made so far! Good job, man!

[@Beef_Strokinoff]

So refreshing to see a genuinely good ytp using the Sonic TV show that wasn't made 15 years ago.

[@azza5332]

This is your best one yet. My sides ache!

[@SonikkuAtrue]

2:24 Where's Deem Bristow ...clever....

[@infernal-toad]

I never noticed Will Smith appearing here because of the low 360p quality, but here we are.

[@CiccioImberlicchio]

This YTP brings me back to 2008, i love it

[@AntR803]

Lesson of the day: “Don’t be FOOFY”

[@studiomg3212]

Whats funnier than 24.... *SPAPS*

[@CJODell12]

Fun fact: Robotnik's character designer, Milton Knight, conceived Robotnik as "animation's sexiest fat man".

[@IHateThatHedgehog]

C.J. O'Dell He absolutely succeeded, I think it’s safe to say.

[@meatblazestudios3778]

Nah, that honor goes to Heffer Wolfe

[@SuperNormalMan]

He DOES have dat booty action.

[@vamp97]

Don’t Like That

[@calcifieddirt4120]

no wonder aosth is such an acid trip.

[@invalid_user_handle]

Your Whole "Tails Is Robotnik's Son" Joke Really Is Hilarious.

[@LuigiRocks2014]

SHUT YOUR TRAP!

[@argonhammer9352]

daughter*

[@PandoraSystem]

@@argonhammer9352 looks like the gender update didn't stick. that's a shame. (it's probably because there's not enough footage of 'female Tails' from that one episode.)

[@DarkMetalMusic]

Robotnik was so shocked Tails was his daughter that he became his son again when he disowned him.

[@PoloRossi]

“It’s me! The old me!” “Very funny.” “It’s me! The *OLDER* me!”

[@robcoopz2444]

We hate *YOU*

[@Smuggzyyy]

But wheres Deem Bristow?

[@jimbodeek]

@@Smuggzyyy I don't know!

[@kidd_acid_303]

ynnuf yreV

[@MartinSukyasyan]

I'm making just the right size to fuck Sonic. *PERMANENTLY.*

[@SpudChickenSaltedChips]

"Ridiculous SPAGHETTI" *Eats iron pretzel*

[@Rkenichi]

Despicable little KOK

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

Those were a pair of tongs like to hold something hot, or radioactive.

[@clonefighter1996]

I push this button, and my button will become a button!

[@disneylover6408]

How about; Grounders breasts! Funny

[@mexican_duck-o7y]

That’s like my favorite part

[@thekiss2083]

A+ for the silent movie-style Robotnik theme

[@Mania_Sir]

"How dare you interrupt me when I'm trying to look stupid"

[@XLaboratoryProductions]

Oh hello there

[@aufishsd1445]

YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO SPOIL MY DINNER BY RUNNING MY DINNER BY RUNNING MY DINNER BY RUNNING MY DINNER BY RUNNING IN THE NINETIES!!!!!!!

[@XLaboratoryProductions]

@@aufishsd1445 Wut

[@aufishsd1445]

YTP: Robotnik Claps Like A Hummingbird

[@yuritopoop]

4:40

[@iteachvader]

I bet you all are too busy playing the new Smash to watch this.

[@AnonyMorshu]

Not me. Couldn't make the midnight launch.

[@violetcaster4644]

I still have several more minutes...

[@exxor9108]

I couldn't. I can't afford a damn penny.

[@HazeX2]

At last, I can play Smash on my new 4K TV

[@kylenewton4918]

Too busy biting my lunchables

[@YoumuHoover]

1:02 Don’t bother me! I’m about to bite my lunchables!

[@Karmy.]

Spaps! Spaps!

[@ishpaltheretrogamer8714]

Lol

[@potatotheugly2954]

@@Karmy. At last I got 4k TV!

[@Karmy.]

@@potatotheugly2954 AHAHAHAHAHAH

[@potatotheugly2954]

@@Karmy. *WAH-BOOM* damn...

[@AeridesEntertainment]

This old style of Robotnik poops makes it seem like, after the events of AoStH, Sonic and Co. became friends with Robotnik, and now everyone has taken a massive gulp from the acid pit.

[@genericname5880]

^ This is canon now.

[@gamersinacontainer]

So Sonic Boom?

[@bubbykins4864]

@@gamersinacontainer Sonic Boom: Classic Edition! With a special cameo from Ghet(s)is, Gheeet(s)is, *GHEEEEEET(S)IS, GHEEEEEEEET(S)IS, EUAAAAAAAAAAA!*

[@megameme29]

When i become a youtuber, my story is similar. I decided to become a good guy, befriend my universe sonic, and made a meme suit.

[@ianfinrir8724]

@@gamersinacontainer Sonic Boom was glorious

[@AcronymARES]

*R O C K E T* *B E A N S*

[@jacknedry3925]

A-R-E-S, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!

[@CoolRobbit]

This is my new nickname for coffee.

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

Spins eyes in gotta go fast

[@mjgarrett1014]

2:42

[@TheMotherFan]

That single "DID YOU GUYS ORDER A PIZZA?!" fucking killed me

[@imfumo7092]

1:36

[@Sina189overlordessOfdarkness]

tower

[@lululuvscats]

"How dare you interrupt me when I'm trying to look STUPID!" I lost it right there. XD

[@hanezutchins2786]

I lost it when Robotnik threw the shotput and it nailed Tails in the head. "Whoops!"

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

Don't bother me. I'm about to bite my lunchables! *BOOM*

[@gidi3044]

did you find it again?

[@MediExcalibur2012]

Now I have a good excuse on why I didn’t buy a Switch today. :D

[@pollux1751]

@@RedStinger_0 How AND why, my friend.

[@Quickstein]

Medi what are you doing in the KZbin Poop?

[@sword9537]

But robotnik despises TF2...

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

@@Quickstein enjoying the fine arts, of course.

[@santranquil]

Sonic: If you'll excuuuuuse me! Link: Hey!

[@robcoopz2444]

Link: that's my line!

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

TFW there's no princess in Mobius

[@seriousspikesam7770]

@@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz Sally was in the Holiday special... although she never spoke a word.

[@jimbodeek]

Sonic is KITT!

[@Christopher0184]

"How DARE you interrupt me when I'm trying to look stupid!" - Dr. Ivo Robotnik, December 6th, 2018

[@Badsy_the_Edgecat]

i dont think he needs to do anything to do that

[@ethejumper6568]

Pictures appearing

[@kaitouknight3428]

1:41 Well, this line is now officially canon

[@EmoryIllustrated]

This tea is really bad stuff. It's poison you know. Kill 'em.

[@djk1288]

WHAAAAAT?! *Tails kills him*

[@johnp9795]

*CAMERRRA REBOMBRRA*

[@justsomedud6682]

*claw gliding near tails* I just LOOOVE steak

[@ianfinrir8724]

Will you let Tails go? *NO!*

[@clonefighter1996]

@@ianfinrir8724 "Tails? Don't you just love meee?" "No way!"

[@mr.yellow9577]

I feel like I'm ten years younger.

[@pablodelgado7919]

Same

[@Joestar8780]

3:36 - Um Scratch, where do you think- -SOS. (Continues to fly across the horizon). That gets me every time!

[@HunterIsRad]

There goes my video.

[@niveth1]

COMMON! LET ME OUT! ILL BE GOOD FOR FOR NOW ON!

[@niveth1]

Tails: yea but- Robuttnik: *SHUT UP BEFOR I DISOWN YOU!*

[@justsomedud6682]

@@niveth1 *sonic and tails moon walk out* ...di di

[@SneakiestChameleon]

Is there anything Robotnik can't do?

[@dragonmangames2523]

"Nothing!" - Robotnik

[@robcoopz2444]

0:40

[@NobleS1236]

Make a plan that actually works.

[@FrahdChikun]

Shut your trap?

[@ralphmaboi5131]

WOOMF

[@friendlynoob6006]

*plays smash bros ultimate* *iteachvader uploaded a video* *throws the switch out of the window* *starts watching the ytp*

[@friendlynoob6006]

*throws @ALLHAILLAVABOY out of the window*

[@yuritopoop]

@@friendlynoob6006 oooooof!

[@friendlynoob6006]

@@yuritopoop, oof indeed

[@LendriMujina]

Now we know where he got that red Switch.

[@bionicdragon5]

Also, 3:26 "Don't be foofy!" A public service announcement from Dr. Ivo Robotnik.

[@themightymonarch2109]

'Spaghetti. *deafening unintelligible*' The Distinguished Dr. Ivo Robotnik, 2018

[@clonefighter1996]

Despicable little kok

[@CriminalGamingHimself]

Woman: *Enters the scene Johnny Bravo: 2:37

[@ChristianFrates1997]

Or Lobo.

[@NunofYerbizness]

4:10 is actually pretty good gif material.

[@luigipowdemo6458]

Feels like the Hotel Transylvania 1 dance sequence for me.

[@morshumantheshopkeeperrobo6270]

0:49 that was fun to see the last Robotnik tries to follow the group of Robotniks.

[@robcoopz2444]

Wait for meeeeee

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

Tails: Herpes!

[@YellowToad2009]

0:50

[@Chillipeffer]

prepare the end of Sus!

[@MasterLYT]

"When do you think-" "*SAUCE*" This was glorious

[@sosvanburito3000]

Robotnik tries too be a playable character in smash bros ultimate but he is in lawl instead

[@cosmicdunsparce]

Joker reveal? Crash Team Racing? Nah fam fresh KZbin poop in 2018 is what i need

[@Falcobird01]

Robotnik: This tea's really bad stuff, its poison you know. Sonic: Kill him... Robotnik: WHAT!? 😆LOL

[@deadliestvice5356]

'Where's Deem Bristow?" "I don't know." :(

[@derpysponge43]

"This 🎵T E A🎵 is really bad stuff, it's poison you know."

[@hanezutchins2786]

Kill em

[@derpysponge43]

"Whaat?!" [Smack]

[@djk1288]

Derpy Sponge CAMERA! RRROBAMERA!

[@Smuggzyyy]

I just looove steak!

[@Smuggzyyy]

Tails, Don't you just love 🎵Me?🎵

[@TAFARockWarrior97]

"Where's Deem Bristow? I don't know!" I assume he went to the same place Long John Baldry went to.

[@WAEVOICE]

TAFARockWarrior97 I’m heartbroken... but in a good way.

[@lionocyborg6030]

And Chikao Otsuka, the best voice of Eggman besides Mike. :(

[@TheSpeedfoever]

And I'm deem bristow

[@jimbodeek]

@@TheSpeedfoever Not yet

[@AuroraKnux]

That ending song sounds familiar

[@AuroraKnux]

@Michael Beld Ah, that must be where I know it from.

[@j.e8051]

Now you must do a collab Also hi

[@hobbit9865]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5uViXWhms-eg6M

[@MilesQuickster]

It kinda sound like Fishy Boopkins singing

[@hobbit9865]

Miles Quickster good point

[@yoshifan3611]

1:39 Miles(Tails): Oh no, I'm a girl! Robotnik: WHAT?! I have a daughter; shut your trap!

[@ATMAnubis]

0:57 "What's that red switch?" "Don't touch thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"

[@Garryzilla]

0:56 u mean

[@gabe_s_videos]

2:08 Where'd you get the silent movie version of Robotnik's theme?

[@iteachvader]

I made it.

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

@@iteachvaderYou clever, clever man

[@alexmcc-art7768]

@@iteachvader Can we have a longer version? You know, for ringtones...and mildly curious research, you understand. >.> It's legit.

[@iteachvader]

@@alexmcc-art7768 No.

[@Superlampshade27]

It is heartwarming to see how quickly Dr. Robotnik accepts tails as his daughter

[@Superlampshade27]

@RobbyPlayz5083 1:38

[@forkalamari6093]

@@Superlampshade27 "oh, no I'm a GIRL!!!!"

[@ianfinrir8724]

@@forkalamari6093 What!? I have a daughter!

[@icefiresoldchannel1530]

3:58 best part

[@smoothei3534]

"Spaghetti" **C R O N C H**

[@ReboyGTR]

*Oh no, i’m a girl.*

[@mikael7084]

WHAT! I HAVE A DAUGHTER

[@everfree1992]

@@mikael7084 *high pitched* SHUT YOUR TRAP!

[@Smuggzyyy]

Over ther-

[@jimbodeek]

@@Smuggzyyy Well, that joke was stupid! What do you have to say for yourself?

[@yoshifan3611]

@@jimbodeek It won't happen again! I promise!

[@meta527II]

Robotnik's to-do list 1. Get interrupted by Mario 2. Stop Scratch from talking about Beedle 3. Tell nincombots to stop butt-kicking 4. Jump out of a helicopter 5. Make Sonic throw up 6. Talk about Ghetsis 7. Try to look stupid 8. Grunt in anger 9. Deny that he's gay 10. Call Sonic a fool for being buried in cement 11. Order someone to get the **** out of his life 12. Chase-off with clones 13. Touch a switch and distort reality 14. Bite lunchables 15. Blow himself up 16. Throw a rock at Tails 17. Kill you 18. Falcon punch Morshu 19. Show the old version of himself 20. Make it just the right size to **** Sonic 21. Invent rocket beans 22. Get attacked by Tails 23. Forsake Tails 24. ;Call a C-word despicable 25. Press a button to turn it into a button 26. Tell someone not to be foofy 27. Get the banhammer 28. Lose his video 29. Get trapped under ice 30. Rave party 31. Try to shut your trap

[@themegadrivekid7721]

What song is at the end?

[@SonicPAJ]

Dr. Robotnik "I'm Deem Bristow." Mace Windu "Not Yet." Voice Actor Humor is the Best Humor.

[@colinelum9364]

"It's me the old me!" 2:04

[@stealthinsane3]

1:20 sounds like the COD Nazi zombies

[@xlemon1144]

why am i laughing so much at 'oh no i'm a girl'

[@UnclePip]

moments I love: 3:11 ridiculous spaghetti *most epic bite sound* 3:26 don't be FOOFY/FUFI/FEWFIE 1:23 oops!

[@WGY_Games]

That bite was world shattering

[@HostWithTheMost]

This >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> KZbin Rewind 2018.

[@TheKyuber]

*_"Well, That joke was stupid. What do you have to say for yourself?"_*

[@DrRobotnikPingas]

The Kyuber It won't happen again. I promise

[@Smuggzyyy]

What a Wii!

[@TheKyuber]

@@Smuggzyyy "IT'S ME! THE OLD ME!" *_VERY FUNNY_*

[@Smuggzyyy]

*old music* Text on screen: It's me, the older me.

[@wolcamophone4783]

His bestseller was titled ‘In the Eyes of the Beholder,’ and was a novel focusing on harsh self-critique and introspection into how one’s abusive past might cause someone to have dissociative identity disorder and hateful feelings against their own self-image. Robotnik demonstrates this using his own past as an example, featured here in this video, while then expanding on certain key events more to apply his theories, one big main key point being his own sense of humor, as well as the people around him in his life changing while he seems to not change, or maybe unconsciously refuses to change as a person.

[@QuicklimeTime]

In which Robotnik requires total silence to look stupid, Sonic gets poisoned, Tails murders her father, and an old lady waggles her eyebrows. With a special guest appearance by Tim Curry.

[@ethejumper6568]

Highlights: 0:06 Shut your Trap 0:14 Robotnik: How dare you interrupt me when I´m trying to look stupid (Pictures appearing) 0:44 Me when I see Sonic.Exe 1:33 Robotnik: Im going to kill you 1:39-1:43 2:08 Black-White Robotnik 2:26 Robotnik: I´ll make it just the right Size to (...) Sonic permanetly 2:45-2:50 3:09 *NOT* 3:40 Robotnik: There goes my Video

[@Jimbo77777]

you guys order a pizza?

[@jimbodeek]

@@Jimbo77777 WeW

[@EvilGuacamoleGaming]

I'm losing my fucking mind over here at "prepare the end of sus" when this video is 2 years old. 0:53

[@SwerveStarEx]

Honestly these Robotnik YTPs are basically just random sentence mixing exhibitions and somehow that just keeps them from getting old. XD Though the "Tails is Robotnik's son" thing reoccurring from the previous one is pretty great too. Also it's rare for a Sonic Credits Sequence in these YTPs to have that level of creativity, nice. XD

[@mewo1272]

One of the best YTP's I've ever seen.

[@EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy]

0:44 *G e t t h e f u c k o u t o f m y l i f e* *Nope* *”Insert angry egg here”*

[@scorpionvenom27]

Herpes

[@JasonG17_]

It's time for smash and sleep. *sees this video* Robotnik time

[@woodman811]

*Beans* Edit: listen to 2:13 until he says, “We hate you!” Then skip ahead 10 seconds

[@bbenji478]

What's that red Switch?

[@TyranttheIndominusRex]

bensch_ Don't touch Tha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a

[@robcoopz2444]

Mice

[@potatotheugly2954]

@@robcoopz2444 Oops! No...

[@robcoopz2444]

It sounds like he hit puberty mid episode

[@rogercameron6912]

Solid boobies!

[@Artakha9000]

2:56 I see Vader's a fan of mans1ay3r.

[@theultimateswagon]

1:07 is me when I've got 4K TV

[@iteachvader]

I'm so disappointed that almost no one got the Knight Rider joke.

[@DDX9901]

I did…

[@jimbodeek]

I got it, but I just didn't expect it.

[@sonic4prez740]

I did aswell

[@Mr_Bunk]

Friendo: Hey, come over Me: Sure, I'll be there in an hour an a haahhh n ahhhaaahh nunnurrrnahauaarrr hahh n' a hahh nuhurhAHhurrurWAHw 'n a half, fharf. Friendo:...I'm calling an ambulance.

[@maurycyoseka1057]

0:25 - "Amehmua" 0:38 - "Jim Presto" 0:48 - "Harpies" 1:07 - "4Kids" 1:27 - "Fnlanky Bombs" 1:29 - "Dr. Robolicol" 2:12 - "King of Smells" 2:34 - "The Bait", "The Beta" 2:41 - "Awful-Fawful" 2:42 - "Rocket Beans" 2:54 - Styx from Sonic Boom 3:26 - "Foofy" 3:33 - "Banhammer"

[@iteachvader]

This is hilariously wrong. X3

[@orangehatretro]

Pluh

[@giulizpaviz6381]

3:57 I can't stop watching this part, it's so good

[@Tirgo69]

At last, I have 4K TV! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! (explodes) damn

[@AstralSnowstorm6157]

"I push this button, and my button will become a button." But needless to say, HE DID PUBLISH A BESTSELLER ALRIGHT.

[@AnarchyAsh-s5e]

"Scratch? We need a-" *"SAUS"*

[@Destroyah5000]

Man, you never cease to make me laugh through the entire poop. I can tell you put a lot of love into making these.

[@PixelatedPerfection]

Rocket *_B e a n s_*

[@mistermike4023]

1:54 Is there a green screen of this? I feel like there should be a green screen of this.

[@stopanimatecreep3400]

Nah that’s just Luigi.

[@Garryzilla]

I think he’s talking about this time stamp 1:55 ​@@stopanimatecreep3400

[@raptusrachelbailey3390]

Nobody: Hotel Mario's opening: 3:12

[@jarodathehunter9124]

Seems the KZbin algorithm reintroduced me into the world of YTPs, which I thought were extinct. Turns out there’s artisans running around now.

[@thegrandestgoon5113]

3:57 Jesus christ, i haven't heard of playhouse disney in ages and i got ECSTATIC upon hearing this

[@zigaudrey]

Which PlayHouse Disney Music the YTP plays?

[@thegrandestgoon5113]

@@zigaudrey I think it’s called “weird singing”.

[@zigaudrey]

@@thegrandestgoon5113 Thank! I found it!

[@qmto]

You have a monopoly on good youtube poops.

[@EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy]

0:56 *What’s that red switch?* Don’t touch tha a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a- 1:20 When Scratch and Grounder look for some pizza at 12 in the morning at Freddy’s. 1:36 *Y O U G U Y S O R D E R A P I Z Z A* 0:51 Prepare the end of *s u s* 2:50 *Camera!* *R o b u m e r a*

[@chanceamirian6522]

*Dont bother me, im about to bite my lunchables* *LMAO*

[@LolaTheGardevoir]

1:55 Potential use for replying to unfunny/overused memes

[@LAZY-RUBY]

I can't get over how clever some of your jokes are. That "it's the older me" joke is great.

[@buttsmear45]

2:08 this guy legit just made an old timey arrangement of the robotnik theme.

[@lucasferreira533]

Its me the older me 2:05

[@ytissuchasnowflake2696]

When we get KZbin poop rewind ???

[@giovannitantucci8802]

You always upload your YTPs when I'm going to school

[@FamusJamus]

"THREE separate traps, and NONE of them shut!?"

[@AntFaiellaArt]

3:58 What's the name of that song?!? I haven't heard it in almost 10 years, I think

[@LizardHeadCompany]

Scatterbrain - Killer Tracks, it was in the description

[@B.AE46]

2:35 best Part because The K.I.T.T joke Sonic is K.I.T.T 👍🏼

[@iteachvader]

Finally, someone gets that joke!

[@jimbodeek]

@@iteachvader "Gotta roll, troll!"

[@ryanoconnor3867]

"Prepare the end of Sus" If only he could time travel into the future and do that now

[@clonefighter1996]

How DARE you interrupt me while I'm trying to SHUT YOUR TRAP!