NEW Clarkson's Farm S2 Gerald Clips 2023 Diddly Squat

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Жыл бұрын

Amazon Prime Clips from the New season 2 of Clarkson's Farm 2023
All clips of the Legend Gerald :)
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Пікірлер: 252
@MERISI001
@MERISI001 Жыл бұрын
Gerald is a national treasure. The only man on television that no one can understand. We need more people in TV like him.
@RobRandom
@RobRandom Жыл бұрын
Real people :)
@bcampbell611
@bcampbell611 Жыл бұрын
What about Sleepy Joe Biden
@victoriarobinson6227
@victoriarobinson6227 Жыл бұрын
Maybe coz they mess with it in the edits
@si4632
@si4632 Жыл бұрын
@@bcampbell611 🤣
@Kiwionwing
@Kiwionwing Жыл бұрын
West County accent is sadly dying
@rachaelsas
@rachaelsas Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that the only time Gerald is even slightly intelligible is when he drinks beer! 😂😂😂
@ginjaedgy49
@ginjaedgy49 Жыл бұрын
i've seen people mention its edited alot of the time when he speaks to make it sound harder to hear. perhaps the beer scene is what he normally sounds like
@joshvanderbij4891
@joshvanderbij4891 19 күн бұрын
Everytime i get a handle on Geralds speech he changes gears
@TheBladereddragon
@TheBladereddragon Жыл бұрын
Best show on the box by far.
@joffey1212
@joffey1212 5 ай бұрын
Not a clue what he says, but makes more sense than any politician
@gordondean2165
@gordondean2165 4 ай бұрын
Certainly more sense than Clarkson
@KBeMaybe
@KBeMaybe 3 ай бұрын
CC often translates Gerald's monologues as "music". Gerald is a rare gem!
@lloydevans2900
@lloydevans2900 3 ай бұрын
It actually makes more sense that hardly anyone can understand what Gerald is saying when you consider what his job title on the farm is: He's the head of security, so naturally whatever he has to say is encrypted. This is old school, entirely analogue encryption of course, which if anything makes it even more secure - even the most skilled hackers and most powerful computers would struggle to decode Gerald-speak.
@1981MJD
@1981MJD Жыл бұрын
The bit where gerald is shouting into a walkie talkie 6ft away from clarkson himself 🤣
@TukikoTroy
@TukikoTroy Жыл бұрын
Series two is really showing up local planning boards for the vindictive corrupt entities they are.
@RobRandom
@RobRandom Жыл бұрын
Yep, very personal reasons they use to attack Diddly
@kimhartleywellywood
@kimhartleywellywood Жыл бұрын
Gerald you are awesome
@rozdoyle8872
@rozdoyle8872 Жыл бұрын
Jeremy is one lucky man to be welcomed in and be accepted by all those lovely ordinary down to earth people , it is probably the nicest period of his life , he is good for them and they are good for him and Chuck an Irish woman into the mix and they are all happy as pigs in shit. Lovely stuff.
@robinmabbott7334
@robinmabbott7334 2 ай бұрын
It's hard when your chief of security speaks a different language . The look on Jeremys face when Gerald talks to him
@lovelyskull3483
@lovelyskull3483 Жыл бұрын
Gerald is one of the most lovely people on earth.
@ashleyjackson8538
@ashleyjackson8538 8 ай бұрын
It’s a golden combination .
@csjrogerson2377
@csjrogerson2377 10 ай бұрын
Well, all I got was that "a squirrel had stolen a helicopter and ram-raided the combine harvester, subsequently stealing the corn and taking Gerald hostage"
@rep100Luxio
@rep100Luxio 9 ай бұрын
Oh god 💀
@mikeshearer1250
@mikeshearer1250 5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@davidphillips2259
@davidphillips2259 Жыл бұрын
Gerald top man and very funny
@glimmer289
@glimmer289 6 ай бұрын
So, I live in Spain, but originated from the UK. Spent the last 33 years in America. I thought - based on my history - that I could understand most English speakers. Then the head of security came along. My TV set here has close captaining based on speech to text technology, but sadly, even it gave up tonight. At one point it translated him as "music!"
@mycroftsanchez901
@mycroftsanchez901 Жыл бұрын
Kaleb's reaction to Gerald telling Jeremy off is pure gold!
@manslayer1972
@manslayer1972 Жыл бұрын
If there’s ever an audiobook I really hope Gerald narrates it!
@RobRandom
@RobRandom Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@annhentaiuser6658
@annhentaiuser6658 6 ай бұрын
He better narrate Twilight to make the book at least tolerable to read.
@nev7711
@nev7711 Жыл бұрын
The world loves Gerald!!!👍
@wightangel
@wightangel Жыл бұрын
Gerald is a legend.
@henrikbergman5309
@henrikbergman5309 11 ай бұрын
English isn't my native language, but I understand a bit here and there. The more you listen, the more words I find. But it's not easy. Gerald is the unsung hero in this series.
@lqprimetime4169
@lqprimetime4169 9 ай бұрын
someone, or maybe it was an article i saw, once uploaded the first season breaking down what he's saying and it's weird how you then hear everything he's saying. And i still can't understand a lot of that accent after that.
@russellmaxwell4677
@russellmaxwell4677 4 ай бұрын
Gerald is brilliant.he is so funny, can’t help but laugh at him and i love clarksons farm. Simply brilliant
@neilsonlindsay1303
@neilsonlindsay1303 Жыл бұрын
Gerald should go on " Who wants to be a Millionaire" . It would be priceless!😁
@mickhardstaff6605
@mickhardstaff6605 Жыл бұрын
Best show on TV ever 😅🤣
@margaretmacmurray658
@margaretmacmurray658 Жыл бұрын
Jeremy keep the good work work up .
@clarestorey1982
@clarestorey1982 Жыл бұрын
Jeremy needs to name one of his beers"session" beer😂😂😂👌he's so funny
@gordondean2165
@gordondean2165 4 ай бұрын
3:32 Only thing Gerald says that I can understand is when the orangutan ruins his hedge.
@leila5309
@leila5309 10 ай бұрын
gerald communicates like he's repeatedly hitting the suggested words on autocorrect
@jackmehoff1840
@jackmehoff1840 2 ай бұрын
what a find, we would have never discovered Gerald if it wasnt for jeremy
@SpaceBound-1
@SpaceBound-1 7 күн бұрын
I'm starting to understand Gerald.
@izzywatson979
@izzywatson979 4 ай бұрын
Myself and my son have broken the Gerald language barrier. Top local and bless you bloke . Happy days mate xxx cyberhugs to you and yours xxx ❤
@imamgueri4404
@imamgueri4404 Жыл бұрын
I love this show so much. It's so sincere so funny so authentic
@RobRandom
@RobRandom Жыл бұрын
Agreed :)
@lincslad54
@lincslad54 3 ай бұрын
The joy this gives.
@chrisclarke8422
@chrisclarke8422 3 ай бұрын
There are now online courses were fans can learn to become fluent in the language of Gerald. Drinking shedloads of Hawkstone is highly beneficial
@shaunchia9470
@shaunchia9470 9 ай бұрын
I’m starting to understand him
@thatchoirgirl94
@thatchoirgirl94 Жыл бұрын
Couldn't understand a single one of Gerald's words but what a character! 😂
@graemecarnegie7821
@graemecarnegie7821 Жыл бұрын
Gerald is a star and should have his own show!
@Blagger3000
@Blagger3000 4 ай бұрын
I understand that gerald has been hired by the Home Office to conduct English language lessons for immigrants. Perfect bloke to do it I’d say!
@eileenpritchard9154
@eileenpritchard9154 4 ай бұрын
ABSOLUTELY BLOODY WONDERFUL. 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏
@whatwhatyep
@whatwhatyep Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my old neighbour from the Scottish Highlands. He used to chew my ears off for hours and I only understood about four or five words. F-in council, f-Inn druggies and f-in police.
@edwindelfin6793
@edwindelfin6793 9 ай бұрын
Sounds like my uncle after 2 liters of brandy
@mehentaldetectorists7064
@mehentaldetectorists7064 Жыл бұрын
Great show l think Gerald needs a bucket 🤣😂🤣😂
@RobRandom
@RobRandom Жыл бұрын
hahaha
@krycek1976
@krycek1976 Жыл бұрын
Love Gerald!
@mellano3
@mellano3 18 күн бұрын
WISE. WORDS.
@fingerrs2581
@fingerrs2581 3 ай бұрын
Who would have thought he'd be the best boss ever 🤘🇦🇺🍻
@miked4027
@miked4027 11 ай бұрын
I'm in tears listening to Gerald, he's so damn funny. What on earth is he saying.
@subjectunknown5098
@subjectunknown5098 Жыл бұрын
Ive been watching Gerald on Jeremy farms then I saw a clip of people speaking Klingon and I could understand it completely and fluently.
@RobRandom
@RobRandom Жыл бұрын
LMAO :D
@toby10bears21
@toby10bears21 9 ай бұрын
Lisa is a cutie-pie!!
@user-ru7yj2mm6g
@user-ru7yj2mm6g Ай бұрын
I’m from Lancashire and can hear Gerald lound and clear. 😂
@Guille64
@Guille64 Ай бұрын
You mean understand? Im from Spain and know your language better than you It seems.
@warricklawrence2057
@warricklawrence2057 10 ай бұрын
Hard to believe that this was filmed in England 😆 They only people I can understand is Clarkson and his wife . They should post subtitles😂😂😂Never mind the local football team, he needs to sponsor elocution lessons for the entire town🤣🤣🤣
@billbrooks4694
@billbrooks4694 Жыл бұрын
love the mullet
@InGrindWeCrust2010
@InGrindWeCrust2010 Жыл бұрын
And yet he didn't have one in the photo coaching in the '80s 🤣
@robleary3353
@robleary3353 5 ай бұрын
Brill! The new 'dynamic trio!' 🤣 Nuff said.....
@robdog7915
@robdog7915 3 ай бұрын
I like the camaraderie..how they back each other up even if they fup..!
@dianecoker-nu6mf
@dianecoker-nu6mf Жыл бұрын
Best thing I've seen. Keep going, next series please..
@twwoody813
@twwoody813 Жыл бұрын
Only Kaleb understands Gerald.
@shaunmartin6767
@shaunmartin6767 8 ай бұрын
The Ancient Celtic language still lives in the Cotswolds
@garethrevell5873
@garethrevell5873 7 сағат бұрын
Wise Words 😂😂😂
@mdmelbourne6076
@mdmelbourne6076 Жыл бұрын
Funny stuff mate, was Gerald speaking English 😂😂, sounds like he’s got his own language 😂😂
@RobRandom
@RobRandom Жыл бұрын
Defo his very own country lingo bro lol
@JacksonGuitarsPlayer03
@JacksonGuitarsPlayer03 4 ай бұрын
Boomhauer of the UK
@whammyman93
@whammyman93 2 ай бұрын
"It's a nice beer that"
@Guille64
@Guille64 Ай бұрын
Is It not well said?
@bethvergara
@bethvergara Жыл бұрын
Hello new friend here from Philippines
@RobRandom
@RobRandom Жыл бұрын
Welcome Beth :)
@reyjr3608
@reyjr3608 Жыл бұрын
Need subtitles special for Gerald, please..😄😆😅
@wendynikkel6953
@wendynikkel6953 10 ай бұрын
He’s awesome
@darrelcoleman961
@darrelcoleman961 11 ай бұрын
Agreed, Gerald👍
@YXE00
@YXE00 2 ай бұрын
That scene in Hot Fuzz... Holy Shit.
@Rockercaruthonyoutube
@Rockercaruthonyoutube 10 ай бұрын
Sounds like a conversation i tried to have with a nurse at the nursing home. Couldn.t understand a bloody word.!
@TheLoneRangrrandPronto
@TheLoneRangrrandPronto 9 ай бұрын
Those hedge cutters are great but why don’t they make brushes to sweep thorns off the road I have had a huge thorn in a new car tyre yards out of town it was repaired. The hardest bike ride I know goes up and down the same hill a Sutton bank multiple times. I once went up the first hill they were sweeping it with brooms which was brilliant- I have never had a puncture and I started doing that ride in 1980. I wasn’t impressed when the Tour de France came and there were so many retirements- they are pros it’s only my hobby. I was told never to do it again in 2017 by the doctor even if I walked up the hills. My electric bike will do it but I have had a few electrical failures including melted wires but not on that moor thankfully!! Quarter of a penny a mile and no tax test insurance or registration perhaps I should buy one instead of converting ordinary bikes They are about £2500 as opposed to about £600 you would hope they were better 😂😂😂
@MrCocky73
@MrCocky73 Жыл бұрын
I'm actually in tears😅
@GaryLaaks1
@GaryLaaks1 11 ай бұрын
I think only Geralds mother can understand that version of English.
@poppypopper1646
@poppypopper1646 Жыл бұрын
He's actually talking sense, there are videos which give him subtitles
@buddyschreizerden3611
@buddyschreizerden3611 Жыл бұрын
Tried at 0.75x speed... no luck
@PrenomNom-hx4nd
@PrenomNom-hx4nd Жыл бұрын
As a french i undestand all Gerald saiys.
@itsonlycapnkirk
@itsonlycapnkirk 3 ай бұрын
I would love to know what language Gerald speaks but like Chinese, I am guessing it would be very difficult to learn !
@Monkeyboy2457
@Monkeyboy2457 5 ай бұрын
Would love to see subtitles for Gerald.
@charlestaylor8566
@charlestaylor8566 3 ай бұрын
The subtitle machine would say WTF is he saying 😊
@dzsim1803
@dzsim1803 Жыл бұрын
Does his wife understand him? If she does she is the chosen one
@jamestrumble885
@jamestrumble885 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait.
@martinteece8983
@martinteece8983 Жыл бұрын
I can understand about 25 percent. Of Gerald the other 75 percent is me nodding along with what he says.
@tlesgamer
@tlesgamer 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂 Legend
@deanhawthorn5783
@deanhawthorn5783 Жыл бұрын
gerald.....is the best ever....vote gerald for pm
@RobRandom
@RobRandom Жыл бұрын
YES :D or at least Foreign Office negotiations
@tomg2217
@tomg2217 3 ай бұрын
God 'elp me, the more I hear him the more I understand him.
@elaineweston1084
@elaineweston1084 9 ай бұрын
Lol am from Liverpool north west of England worked in Salisbury south west of England ,for such a small country we have totally different dialects, nobody could understand a word I said because I talk so quickly apparently haha
@christianworthinton8000
@christianworthinton8000 3 ай бұрын
Can't understand a bloody word! But something tell me he was pissed off! And I'm from Manchester!
@user-rc1fi5gz6g
@user-rc1fi5gz6g 7 ай бұрын
That's how cheddar man talked
@kennwan9917
@kennwan9917 4 ай бұрын
Blokes basically Kenny from south park
@user-nl6ex9pe2u
@user-nl6ex9pe2u 3 күн бұрын
At least I don't do the subtitle translation when he speaks lol
@lbethmaglangit2927
@lbethmaglangit2927 Жыл бұрын
Watching here from Philippines
@Instasamps
@Instasamps 2 ай бұрын
I love Gerald
@gplr1882
@gplr1882 7 ай бұрын
It seems he says half words, his brother actually completes the words
@LtNduati
@LtNduati Ай бұрын
This is funny, and despite being American, I speak 3 languages, and can get by in 7 languages and still have to ask, what the fuck is Gerald actually saying? Like I'm deadass, what the hell is he saying... it's like the adults in Charlie Brown, he might as well be making trombone sounds
@LtNduati
@LtNduati Ай бұрын
Like i can hear individual words but then completely loose the plot
@Primal_Primat3
@Primal_Primat3 Ай бұрын
@@LtNduati When he was going on about the hedges all I could make out from what he said was something to do with a pigeon and some carpets lol
@MrSimonw58
@MrSimonw58 Жыл бұрын
He makes sense actually
@mrconductor144
@mrconductor144 Жыл бұрын
The more beer Gerald drinks the more I understand WTF he is saying
@RobRandom
@RobRandom Жыл бұрын
Yeah I hear Scrumpy Cider is the way to understanding gerald :D
@janfranciswielgus5454
@janfranciswielgus5454 12 күн бұрын
Old country folk and Gerald would know what diddly squat means truly it's bodily function number 2 see a man about a dog is a wee wee
@diggersdentysonu.k.m.d8813
@diggersdentysonu.k.m.d8813 Жыл бұрын
Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 yes rob
@RobRandom
@RobRandom Жыл бұрын
Oi Oi Tezza :)
@joeblogs5163
@joeblogs5163 Жыл бұрын
I think Mr G, swears a lot 😂😂😂
@bethvergara4th596
@bethvergara4th596 Жыл бұрын
Sending love and support from beth vergara
@RobRandom
@RobRandom Жыл бұрын
Thanks Beth :)
@kennedymwale5772
@kennedymwale5772 12 күн бұрын
Not Gerald having the same moustache from since he was a toddler 😂
@collenmathebula2398
@collenmathebula2398 8 ай бұрын
Pickled onions
@steviedee8921
@steviedee8921 7 ай бұрын
I thought he was Kaleb's grandfather???
@mypointofview1111
@mypointofview1111 Жыл бұрын
As a confirmed townie even I know if your cutting a hedge on the side of the road you start from the lowest part of the hedge. That defines the ground from the rest of the hedge & you know what you're dealing with. Also less damage to the rest of the hedge
@janefuller6518
@janefuller6518 3 ай бұрын
He's got a really broad West country accent.
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