Rock climber is good with his hands | Stavros Halkias | Stand Up Comedy

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[@AndreNGropo]

Stavros style of comedy is: helping audience members learn how to tell a good story

[@misterrpink1]

dude yea this kid couldn't tell a story for his life

[@OptimusPrimeribs]

He should look for people a bit older. Too much ego in the 20s. Older people will be more relaxed and speak more freely.

[@ConsuelaPlaysRS]

Where’s ego in social anxiety

[@ModusPwnens72]

@@ConsuelaPlaysRS What do you mean? Isn't it like all ego? Focused on your social standing/impression

[@misterrpink1]

@@ModusPwnens72 ur actually right; well one line of thinking is that anxiety stems from ego; if you did not have ego you would not feel socially anxious because you wouldn’t care what people though, you would just be. The greater your ego, the more concerned you are of how others perceive of you and therefore the greater your anxiety.

[@LaniakeaLeathercrafts]

I swear Stav always seems to attract people who don't know how to answer simple questions lmao

[@nibblerdoo]

Everyone has a plan until they are called on by Stavvy

[@pleasejustletmebeanonymous6510]

Well, considering there's a 100% chance you're going to be made fun of on camera for all of youtube to see, I think I'd probably be a little nervous too. 😂

[@vegamedina289]

Bucket list includes seeing Stav!!!! Always killin it 😂😂😂😊

[@Asphalt_Legend78]

I've gone to so many comedy shows and let me tell you, when the comedian on stage singles in on you, no matter how prepared you THINK you are, you're NOT!!

[@cooljayhu]

As a geologist, I love a good batholith fucking story

[@mami3790]

thanks for spelling it out for us so we can google wth it is hahah

[@mattoniy2840]

I think we would have got it , thanks tho

[@harrisonbrand8985]

geology best ology

[@patrickoconnell9387]

As someone with a lisp, so do I

[@MB-zz5re]

I feel like you should be paying extra for this 😂

[@symmelo4510]

stav looks like the most well fed member of the manson family

[@emirkaya2483]

spot on

[@riseofthephoenix]

This

[@buddah333_]

💀💀💀

[@bane8305]

he looks like that guy from the gucci movie the retard brother lol

[@LiterateDuck]

Jesus Christ 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheTailors1]

“You’re not in a foreign country trying to get to your motel” - best line 😂

[@coldmountainsaga]

Walking a crowd into that final punchline is so awesome. Every show has a truly unique joke that you couldn’t get at any of his other shows. That’s pretty cool

[@E4create]

Thing is hes freestyling most of it lmao

[@generallyuninterested4956]

Like when the guy from the audience said "we'll see how court goes on Monday" at that one show and they just erupted 😅

[@mattbattaglia4694]

The one that ended with the friend being an engineer was so good it seems set up

[@Blessed.2.Teach.4God]

Excellent point, well said.

[@JoeyPepperoni101]

If I ever go to a stavvy show I'm going to make sure to sit in the way far back. I don't think I can handle one of his famous roast sessions

[@LaurenOliviArt]

Right 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@simpsonhomerenovations]

I was thinking the same 😅

[@switchbackfive]

I told the friend I brought to this show, "if he asks any questions, do not respond or engage" he's like a mentalist psychologist

[@kevindecamp9087]

Hahaha I saw him live the roasting is consensual unless someone starts acting up in the crowd then they get smoked 😂

[@nothanks9503]

I sat in the back and got roasted for being late because I was smoking weed and that’s exactly what happened lmao

[@Alex-cp3fx]

The way Stavy finds the dorks in every crowd is amazing

[@_bats_]

Man imagine having a lisp and shouting "BATHOLITH!" and everyone's like, "yeah, okay, it's just a big rock bro, chill" but you're actually trying to warn your buddies about the rapidly approaching basilisk.

[@dobfeldman5026]

very very good

[@JPD2587]

“I can’t bust a load in the dirt on Turkey hill”

[@AlbinoSlim]

what's better is that turkey hill isn't even the name of the place, the dude said turkey peak. turkey hill is a god damn ice cream company lmfao

[@salmansadeq1167]

The erotic parody of Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee.

[@ghostcula]

@@AlbinoSlim Stav's freudian slips stay undefeated

[@theboy_chadwick8339]

O shit son didn't expect to be blessed with more stav today 👌

[@waylonrhoads1897]

A batholith is a large mass of intrusive igneous rock, larger than 100 km² in area, that forms from cooled magma deep in Earth's crust.

[@Ninjachickenfingers]

Now read this with a lisp

[@flimfilms5056]

A batholith ith a large math of intruthive igneouth rock, larger than 10o thquare kilometerth in area, that formth from cooled magma deep in Earthth crutht.

[@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub]

Hell yeah, dude

[@logansmithers5480]

“In a park or something?” “It was in Texas” Like bro what? 😂

[@nicholasmcgrew7712]

He is one of if not the best crowd worker at this point in time doing standup. He can have a 30 minute set but do an hour and 30 minutes can be on the spot work. He's a savage.

[@tonymarselle8812]

Hack. He should write a joke.

[@florisred]

@@tonymarselle8812 he does, he just uploads his crowd work so people still have a reason to go see him

[@bobvancevance701]

​@@florisred no it's cuz his crowd work is all he's got

[@richardthegingerbo909]

@@bobvancevance701 watch his special and podcast and then get back to us

[@bobvancevance701]

@@richardthegingerbo909 spoiler alert, I have.

[@emcee9899]

"In Texas." Holy shit.

[@remygrandcruz]

I love how he just makes nothing into something and its comedic gold

[@camerontipple9240]

I love how he just has people tell their funny story’s, but makes them so much better. You know this dude is gonna kill at a party next time he tells that story’s

[@christianburwell3382]

One of the only comedians right now that can continue to make me laugh through their whole set.

[@cardboardcamp8652]

Enchanted Rock, Turkey Hill 😂 That was hilarious

[@andreschavez9671]

Stavvy improv is unrivalled tbh

[@jimmy87587]

Much like his appetite ☠️

[@ichirosuzuki2252]

wait til you hear his friend nicholas

[@skyjalassi9395]

Oh man! Love to see another Stavvy banger 🔥 Also noticed the work you’ve been putting in the gym- looking slimmer in this one! 💪🏻 Keep up the good work my man 🙏🏻 Looking forward to your next special!

[@DiogenesNephew]

"The specter of fatherhood" is absolutely hilarious

[@itsNAGOLS]

4:40

[@DiogenesNephew]

​@@itsNAGOLS Thanks!

[@clarkkent6437]

Every new stav clip makes my day.

[@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub]

Stavros almost fell while climbing Turkey Hill, now he has a Thousand Island stare

[@derbykitten]

Yoooo I’ve gotten head at enchanted rock hhahaha

[@CANControlGRAFFITI]

Cool

[@aldenton8537]

“Stop with the gestures” Stavi proceeds to use left hand for more gesturing lol

[@ryanboyer1156]

Difference in using hand while talking which is common, and the guy literally acting out climbing and humping tho. Lol

[@pinpetos]

A batholith is a large mass of intrusive igneous rock, larger than 100 km² in area, that forms from cooled magma deep in Earth's crust. Batholiths are almost always made mostly of felsic or intermediate rock types, such as granite, quartz monzonite, or diorite.

[@joshuabarrera61]

W comment

[@scottmayle1955]

Stav has such a unique way of seeing things it's just amazing to me.

[@brandenvaldez3896]

Stavvi baby!!

[@NewKanyeFan]

2023 is the stand up renaissance I swear. So many comic masters are coming into the light

[@jessicamiddleton4744]

Idk what's more wild the fact that I laughed bc I had hooked up with my ex while hiking and the first part reminded me of it OR THE FACT IT WAS LITERALLY AT ENCHANTED ROCK IN TEXAS. Small world lol.

[@cygmusmandulis7533]

maybe you were this guy's ex & you repressed the memory because he didn't cum?

[@Squirrelconga]

"check your tone..".😂

[@1airdrummer]

"I can't bust a load in the dirt on turkey hill" omg lol

[@Nivahriin687]

This is some of his best comedy yet.

[@EarlyBirdArms]

I love how turkey peak changed to turkey hill cause stav can’t get his mind off food haha

[@noefchance]

Brah, 2nd video of yours I've seen and they were both posted in the last 2 days. You're fricken hilarious. If most guys respond to you like that im in a way better spot than I thought and have lived a commendable life 😂😂 And bro, is that a Richard scarry nod on your shirt?

[@halofreak644]

One of the top current comedians!

[@rickyreign2601]

Hell yeah, enchanted rock is pretty sweet actually, if you're into giant granite mountains. And I didnt know I was until I went.

[@djkaoken2002]

It's funny to see all the out of shape people give up halfway up the climb not realizing its a steep hike to the top.

[@rickyreign2601]

@@djkaoken2002 the first time I went I was like 14 or something and I ran up like half of it no problem. I went a couple years back and im not out of shape, but I still had to work for it. I didn't remember it being that challenging lol

[@bjarczyk]

All this buildup and he absolutely kills me right at the last 10 seconds 😂.

[@davedivesdeeper]

This was so good lol

[@finn9000]

LMAO we had Enchanted rock field trips in elementry school in texas hahaha

[@driftlesswindsfarm2129]

This dude just gets funnier every month.

[@josephhertzberg2734]

Dude, Stavvy is a master

[@adamezarik8929]

Enchanted Rock is dope

[@janet.snakehole]

I took mushrooms in Enchanted Rock 😂

[@capthook1]

Stav looks like he could be a main character in a Rob Zombie movie.

[@ObmChris]

I fuckinnngg loveeee Halkias hahah

[@HigherEducationAwakening]

absolutely crushing it and keeping it casual

[@marilynmeyer3733]

I love enchanted rock! Never knew the word batholith. gonna put that one in my back pocket

[@seenoevl6129]

We must protect this man at all cost!!!!!!

[@edwardmcmillen7779]

Yesssss

[@imaginary-unit]

Turkey Hill call-back, masterful.

[@taylorgreen4180]

I was at this show, had a blast!

[@slatec02]

Stavros is the crowd working God

[@Titantitan001]

“Good with my hands”

[@JBtakes]

I’ve been to Enchanted Rock, it’s dope

[@willlaflam]

Omfg I'm dying to death 😂😵

[@maxwellkazemba2299]

Aw I missed this set at comedy works, had a ticket and everything

[@WordUPdawgg]

Enchanted rock tho, very enchanting for sure

[@TenThumbsProductions]

I’ve been to Enchanted Rock, lots of children 😅

[@disarmyouwitha]

Well, well, well, ladies and gentlemen of the internet, it appears that we have stumbled upon yet another video that demands our utmost attention and consideration! And boy, does this one grab the attention of anyone who has ever had the courage to confront the wild and treacherous beast that we commonly refer to as stand up comedy. So without further ado, let's dabble in the delicate world of KZbin comment critiques and voice our deepest thoughts and feelings regarding our talented friend, Stavros Halkias. First and foremost, it is important to highlight the undeniable skill and finesse Mr. Halkias possesses when it comes to mastering the delicate art of making people smile, chuckle, or even roll on the floor with laughter (you know, the proverbial ROFL, as the kids say). His material is not only slick and smooth, like a finely crafted espresso martini sliding down your throat, but it also touches upon the eternal fascination that humans have with the seemingly dangerous and unpredictable activity known as rock climbing. Ah, rock climbing, that exhilarating endeavor that pushes our physical capabilities and challenges our undying trust in our own hands. Hands that, in the case of Mr. Halkias, seem to be quite the skilled pair of mitts, adept at navigating not only the treacherous terrain but also the undulating waves of laughter that follow in their wake. His storytelling prowess, matched only by the likes of Shakespeare or J.R. R. Tolkien writing under a pseudonym, truly reignites the flames of admiration for the brave and able souls who dare to face their own mortality in the pursuit of athletic greatness. However, one cannot simply bask in the glory of such talents without also considering the deeper philosophical implications that Mr. Halkias' work so masterfully unveils. I mean, aren't we all rock climbers at the end of the day, scaling the proverbial cliffs of life in our quest for happiness and fulfillment? And perhaps, just like our comedic hero, we should acknowledge that we, too, are good with our hands, grasping fervently onto the rope of life as we ascend toward the summit of our dreams. In conclusion, with a nod to the unparalleled talents of Mr. Stavros Halkias and the rock climbing community at large, I must say: Bravo, dear sir, for your impeccable comedic stylings have not only brought warmth and mirth to the hearts of countless viewers, but they have also given us a firm grip on our own hands as we climb higher and higher, one chuckle at a time. And to quote the wise words of a fellow KZbin philosopher, "Rock climbing? More like comedy climbing, because he sure helped me ascend to new heights of laughter!" And now, as promised, permit me to end this thought-provoking commentary on Mr. Halkias and his work with a lighthearted jest: Why did the rock climber tie his shoes with only one hand? Because he wanted to start off on the right foot! AND POST!

[@skurfja36]

I would love to see Stavy on Kill Tony 🤞🏼

[@TheGuyWhoDoesStuff13]

most requested kill tony guest in the past year guaranteed

[@jjkenneth2468]

Jesus go watch redbar kids

[@Ottophil]

I thought that show got cancelled with tony, I stopped watching. I did see the punkie johnson clip, glad I left when I did

[@SmickyD]

​​@@Ottophil you can't cancel Kill Tony its got a 20$ production cost lol. They do it at Rogans club. It's much better now. There's still some really trash "comedians" that go up but that's part of the fun.

[@TheGuyWhoDoesStuff13]

​@@jjkenneth2468 never heard of it boomer..... must not be good enough, no ones talking about it.....

[@andrewg3196]

Dude sounded like Michael Cera lol

[@andreschavez9671]

Never clicked on a video so fast

[@carstunts]

Stav would be an excellent interrogator

[@Botchedtoeknife]

“Bust a load in the dirt on turkey hill”

[@duncanalbritton5466]

Stravos heckles his audience

[@willisknapick4405]

Great to see Stavie "dressed up" for the occasion. A suit would screw the whole vibe. 😂

[@mar4ra]

Lol I grew up camping at enchanted rock.

[@markr4619]

enchanted rock is sick badass to get topped there

[@markr4619]

wait he didnt nvm

[@elijahgavin6706]

L

[@JB-js8uv]

Man didn't want to litter his seed on the enchanted sands of turkey peak

[@johnnyvegass6154]

Bathiolith : a very large igneous intrusion extending to an unknown depth in the earth's crust.

[@chameleon2432]

Turkey Hil 😂

[@jacksonjones2220]

This is peak stav.

[@jakerivera4775]

Now I want to hear Tyson say batholith

[@cfcwhit3247]

please come to london

[@Pastor_Chief]

Makes me think this guy made this up not expecting Stavvy to push him for specifics

[@jonathanbell8887]

I just watched a documentary about enchanted rock and a battle some dude had with a bunch of Indians there. Pretty cool to see it brought up.

[@slemaster11]

I live near E Rock. It’s sick place, I’ve spent tons of time out there. Gotta go see it

[@vivalastatic]

Big daddy Stav

[@talananiyiyaya8912]

Fuck man this guy is genuinely funny.

[@kAb1307]

There was definitely a basilisk/Harry Potter/DnD joke buried in that batholith lisp bit.

[@gabrielh7517]

Whoa I almost had a double take when he said Enchanted Rock. That's like 15 minutes from me. Been there tons

[@goatcreature3891]

Sounds like Mike Tyson describing a snake.

[@travi713]

I got head outside in these woods by my house and this stray cat pulled up ouuta nowhere 😂

[@BlastinRope]

Damn I wish my homies had my back like that

[@jimmy87587]

If you ever feel that you're useless remember that Stav has a personal trainer.

[@HollisLopez26]

You come here to comment this? Have some respect “alpha-1”.

[@SmickyD]

​@@HollisLopez26 I mean stav himself would probably laugh at that too. He jokes about his own lack of fitness and motivation to be fit...

[@spacevadr10]

@@SmickyD he is looking thinner tho tbh his neck has definitely thinned out

[@SmickyD]

@@spacevadr10 oh I agree. I'm glad he's doing SOMETHING he's one of the best.

[@utkarsh2746]

It is his brother so I suspect it is some kind of tax evasion scheme

[@zp4007]

you’re a funny man

[@ericawatson2551]

I was waiting for the Batholith, Basilisk (Harry Potter) joke

[@sethshaffer681]

I really wanted Stavvy to find a person with a lisp so he could get them to say batholith. Then he could follow up with basilisk for comparisons sake.

[@pab1it05]

Dude work-out is working strong with you... your brother is working a treat on you...

[@fefefilmprod8688]

Enchanted Rock is great. I grew up close by. I can’t tell you how many time’s I’ve been fucked up out at Enchanted Rock.

[@Ambipath]

Guy can't tell a story to save his life hahaha

[@felixcontreras3368]

hey stav, you looking jacked bro. stay up player and you are very funny, go ravens.

[@popstarjay]

Rest in Peace Hollywood Sav

[@jobdiscription2834]

Stavros aka the funniest man alive

[@CANControlGRAFFITI]

I mean. Ya

[@PAWGmoth]

this poor boy was so cute basolith boy ily ur a sweetie

[@theocunningham9457]

COME TO KELOWNA BC plz

[@pookienumnums]

Enchanted rock lmfao i just left san antonio and moved to cali. always wanted to go there, never did in 11 years.. its a big ass rock. BIG. and you can walk up it and look out off the top.

[@theycallyouthebandit]

In February of 17' I had to climb that fuckin' deal, Enchanted Rock, wearin' worn-out cowboy boots while still possibly intoxicated from the night before. Was definitely stoned too.

[@mikethiem3628]

Stavvy is like George Costanza's stoner nephew

[@dragondix]

Lmao