"It's not waterboarding if it's hydraulic fluid" had me fucking dying! 🤣
@Keekay916 ай бұрын
I know 😂 I wonder legally if they could let it slide if they state in place of "Waterboarding." "Repairs made."
@Veltani6 ай бұрын
I am DEFINITELY putting that one on the list of potential things Geneva might consider war crimes
@markmontgomery47846 ай бұрын
Must have t-shirt!
@kyze82846 ай бұрын
I actually just about choked on my water “Oh no! They even got Grandpa believing their bullshit!”
@donvielenio89566 ай бұрын
@@DezkoiOnly if Poland not end up adding it to the checklist first.
@MurasakiTsukimaru6 ай бұрын
"You lost an F35?" "I lost an F35." "Where?" "What do you mean where? I just told you I lost it." "You can't be any more specific?" "The ground. It's on the ground." "You want me... to tell my squad.. to look on... 'the ground.'" "Possibly in the air."
@shadowonyx01306 ай бұрын
I know where is it from, was he also eating a double cheese Goliath with gamersupps?
@Gamerguy8266 ай бұрын
Ah, TheRussianBadger. I see you're a man of culture as well. 😃
@MurasakiTsukimaru6 ай бұрын
@@shadowonyx0130 No, it was a double cheese Goliath with extra cheese.
@Jie_Hua6 ай бұрын
“Possibly in the air… *HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?”*
@theawesomeperson25796 ай бұрын
@@jasonbernal9348 it was heading to disney land if i remeber correctly
@zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba06 ай бұрын
"Kid that was a mirrior." I had to pause and break down for a second. The dry delivery was fucking great hahaha
@Snargfargle6 ай бұрын
I was in a furniture store once with a college girlfriend who kept pestering me to come with her and look around the section of the store where those other people were. I finally had to tell her that those other people were us. The store had a mirror wall to make it look larger.
@GrgLuz6 ай бұрын
That other F22. The creepy one. He me rolling 😅
@CaffinatedCoffee6 ай бұрын
😂 Had me dying
@Jason_Nighthawk6 ай бұрын
Is your girlfriend okay @@Snargfargle? Because it sounds like she lost braincells from that mirror
@Sam-isnt-dumb5 ай бұрын
"What's the problem, big Kim can't get it up?"
@mtmadigan826 ай бұрын
The f-22 being a complete maniac always makes me smile. It fits. He'll be eating lead paint or fighting raccoons, but in an instant he'll demand the hanger doors open so he can go deliver some vengeance 😂
@VeryBeowulf5 ай бұрын
Or doing some sort of weird kinkster sh!t with a car battery.
@montecorbit82806 ай бұрын
At 3:32 "....went down outside of Albuquerque...." *Affecting a Bugs Bunny voice*: "I knew I should have took a left turn at Albuquerque!!...."
@xeroenna046 ай бұрын
As a former ICBM maintainer, I appreciate the nod. And the fallout song choice was perfect.
@stephenreese36216 ай бұрын
Thank you for EVERYTHING you did, bro.
@GrgLuz6 ай бұрын
I thought it was Dr Strangelove finale- but both songs were from the Ink Spots
@eldorados_lost_searcher6 ай бұрын
@@GrgLuz That's "We'll Meet Again" by Vera Lynn. Still one of my go-to songs to whistle when stuff is going sideways.
@GrgLuz6 ай бұрын
@@eldorados_lost_searcher yeah I had to do a Google search to be sure. Great song and movie.
@tenchraven6 ай бұрын
Released by the Ink Spots in 1941. Would have been wonderful to play on the Enola Gay. Predates the silly video game by just a little bit.
@drew5066 ай бұрын
That whole segment with the North Koreans thinking they’re the first one in space should’ve had ol’ Rusky butting in about how HE was the first in space.
@KRDecade20096 ай бұрын
And then Germany busting saying “No, it was me. A V-2 did it. Oh and your welcome for the extra help on the homework”
@jaceh51096 ай бұрын
@KRDecade2009 I read this with a German accent and it's hilarious 😂
@LRK-GT6 ай бұрын
Maybe didn't want to 'wrestle with' the (modern) animal rights violations. Kinda bad PR these days to admit you sent pupper(s) into orbit, to perish.
@0giwan6 ай бұрын
Same.
@potatorat25086 ай бұрын
@@KRDecade2009ultrakill reference?
@DemitriVladMaximov6 ай бұрын
So the F-35 made a wrong turn at Albuquerque and crashed into the ground...I am happy the pilot survived. However I feel that somehow after he has recovered, said pilot is going to have his call-sign changed to Buggs; not because I want to make a bad joke, but that's just how the Air Force is. Also if the F-35 doesn't have a comment about his first words upon waking up being "What's up Doc?", it would be a missed opportunity.
@Jadefox326 ай бұрын
gotta end the segment with the merry melodies tune as well
@BlastGT16 ай бұрын
The F-35 should have learned from NASCAR and made that left turn.
@stevemansfield34496 ай бұрын
^^ He is not wrong.... That's all folks!
@TheMrMused6 ай бұрын
Eh .. AF test pilot transferring that USMC 35B to Edwards for more upgrades after having some mods done in Fort Worth. Probably not gonna change his callsign, but I agree "What's up, Doc" would be priceless and a tragic miss if it weren't the first thing out! If he weren't a test pilot, ohhhhh yeah, I think they'd strongly consider a rename to Buggs. :D
@jarrenrochester18796 ай бұрын
Shoulda made that left turn at Albuquerque.
@TheRibottoStudios6 ай бұрын
"For me to take offense to your opinion I must first respect it." Okay England decided to emulate Daemon Targaryen today and I kinda love that.
@markfergerson21456 ай бұрын
It’s only fair. I mean, last time we respected his opinion was just before we kicked him off our continent…
@TheRibottoStudios6 ай бұрын
@@markfergerson2145 lol yeah can't blame em lol
@Rebellions6 ай бұрын
@@markfergerson2145 And funnily enough, that time was because he wouldnt respect our opinion too...
@julietlima55646 ай бұрын
The ICBM singing the "Fallout" song by The Ink Spots was brilliant and priceless!
@ChrisLant136 ай бұрын
As a missileer, where most of us love Fallout, the singing Minuteman tickles me.
@AmericPet6 ай бұрын
My God that TV show was awesome! It was so relevant to the games and just badass!
@RaydivatheWriter6 ай бұрын
So long as he doesn't mention a need to help out another settlement, it's all good.
@nattypezman48946 ай бұрын
I used to take care of the off site water treatment for Titan 2 silo's 😆😆😆
@mbyerly96806 ай бұрын
The song became famous courtesy of Harlan Leonard and his Rockets, but the Ink Spots' version is the best one.
@HanSolo__4 ай бұрын
Cuz I'm the wanderer, I'm the wanderer...🎵🎶🎵
@NovexusNui7776 ай бұрын
The Raptor wanting to avenge his fellow 5th Gen, that's so wholesome.
@NeSeeger6 ай бұрын
Big brother doesnt like it when you pick on their little brother
@NovexusNui7776 ай бұрын
@@NeSeeger indeed
@jdluntjr762266 ай бұрын
And grandpa Buff - he loves grandpa Buff so much😊
@onebigd3136 ай бұрын
As menacing as wholesome can be
@archangeldo9136 ай бұрын
Still waiting for his fight with physics. Money’s still on the kid.
@RockThekami6 ай бұрын
"It's not waterboarding if I use hydraulic fluid." Good God
@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it6 ай бұрын
I mean, he technically is correct which is the best kind of correct.
@monsterhunterrivi63036 ай бұрын
The kid id all about geneva suggestions and warcrimes 😂❤
@tehpw75746 ай бұрын
(since it was a Marine F-35...) "It's not waterboarding if I use hydraulic fluid pumped from an HSU-1".... FTR, I THINK the marines use something other than HSU's... but it would be funnier if they used an HSU or a PMU-55/E.... I'm old.
The nuclear missile singing I don't want to set the world on fire was nothing short of a absolute fuck ton of Pure Fucking Awesome.😂😂😂
@hefty1236 ай бұрын
Your channel and the fat electrician are literally my favorite on KZbin. Keep up the great work.
@ZeFroz3n0ne9076 ай бұрын
Whats wrong? Big Kim can't get it up? 😆
@AmericPet6 ай бұрын
". . . Performance issues. 1 in 5 . . ." Tony Stark reference.
@foxicecube6 ай бұрын
cant get up*
@ZeFroz3n0ne9076 ай бұрын
@@foxicecube You guys have way too much time on your hands.
@williamsekely14766 ай бұрын
You have me rolling!
@ZeFroz3n0ne9076 ай бұрын
@@williamsekely1476 😆
@kitsunescharnhorst97126 ай бұрын
"I don't want to set the world on fire" hit hard 😂😂😂
@Davidsladky1356 ай бұрын
The Brotherhood of Steel has entered the chat 😂
@benn4546 ай бұрын
@majorjared21I mean it's not like it was a famous popular song for 50 years before Fallout was ever thought of, or anything... 🙄
@BackyardDogPark98626 ай бұрын
I don't believe that ICBM for a moment. It absolutely wants to do its job and fulfill its primary purpose! Just make sure you aim it at the legion instead of NCR...
@kassandraofodyssey64756 ай бұрын
@@benn454 Yeah even as a Fallout fan, “Fallout music” is just stupid.
@Myomer1046 ай бұрын
@@BackyardDogPark9862"Why not both?" - Independent Courier
@aaronlopez4926 ай бұрын
"The first country to put something into space" WOW, delusion and denial are priceless 😅.
@jonnycarcano6 ай бұрын
The US put a train in space in 1944.
@jonnycarcano6 ай бұрын
@HarleyBradford2003 Well, the crew of the USS Barb did anyway. A 55 pound scuttling charge will turn just about anything into an improvised spacecraft.
@robertf34796 ай бұрын
Delusion and denial go hand in hand for the DoRKs and West Taiwan.
@hollunk69696 ай бұрын
@@jonnycarcano and Russian tanks are helping their tankers become astronauts
@pirobot668beta6 ай бұрын
I was stationed in South Korea, 1976. We got to see some of the weird propaganda the North was producing. Did you know that Dear Leader invented Kodachrome film and three-phase power? Not only that, he perfected jet engines, electric lights and paved roads. It was sad seeing people 'overcome with emotion' throwing themselves at his feet.
@truffliegg66626 ай бұрын
Bro the iron man reference was spot on. Thats always been one of my favorite quotes of his.
@darkkrenify6 ай бұрын
"for me to take offence to your opinion i must first respect it" has got to be the best back hander you have done yet it just put a grin on my face because it reminded me of an argument i had with an american mate of mine last week
@FirstDragon7776 ай бұрын
Damn, Britain coming in with the burns! Who pissed in his tea?
@sanguinemde50316 ай бұрын
Everyone.....everyone is pissing in our tea right now and we are getting a little bit annoyed.
@generalnawaki6 ай бұрын
Canada took his tea away until he can figure himself out.
@Spekor6 ай бұрын
@@sanguinemde5031 i'd say get your political shit show under control. but.. i live in the usa.. so... glass houses... >.> you'd think with how absolutely dismal things have been since brexit everyone would have gotten a clue about the conservatives in the UK. but.... NOPE!!! but again.. glass houses :glares at cheetoh-hitler: i hope that man goes to pound you in the ass prison... and soon...
@CryoJnik6 ай бұрын
Chris Jericho
@murlock6666 ай бұрын
@@sanguinemde5031 That made me chuckle, thank you for brightening my day :)
@sparc776 ай бұрын
Cute Minuteman cameo. I'd like to see grandpa buff talking to a Titan II about the old days and power. ;)
@stephenreese36216 ай бұрын
Or Uncle atlas...... lol
@kannarzoltan70066 ай бұрын
Peacekeeper cameo when
@sparc776 ай бұрын
@@kannarzoltan7006 oops...on second glance, you're right.
@Kepora16 ай бұрын
I need a quartet of HLC Minutemen singing "I don't want to set the world on fire" *RIGHT NOW.*
@TheGreatAshenOne4 ай бұрын
Agreed
@Hellspartan6 ай бұрын
That was one of the most fire ways for the that song to be singed by 2:13, also we appreciate the fact that the F22 literally cares about everyone but is seen as the weird one
@HFoosey6 ай бұрын
“Hate to break up the bromance over here” lmaoo 😭😭
@jobanh7ify6 ай бұрын
“I don’t want to set the world on fire” 😂 my inner fallout giggle for a sec
@Cedar_Wolf6 ай бұрын
Can Great Britain ground an entire nation? Well, he *is* father to 62 other countries, so...
@user-bg7ol6kz1y6 ай бұрын
You mean abusive step father-
@arisendevil6 ай бұрын
Of course we can ....smh 😂
@TheOmegaXicor6 ай бұрын
@@user-bg7ol6kz1y hey, we adopted you and taught you to speak the language of the rest of the world, the bruises and the missing kidney are fair trade. (I am really joking before anyone takes offense)
@josephcrippen12226 ай бұрын
Yeah then we kicked our dad's butt
@BlackAirforcesgaming6 ай бұрын
Ohh you about to light a fuse. Do I hear “fortunate son”?
@orionwright77906 ай бұрын
Can we all agree that the kid having a rally call of “For grandpa buff and the 35” sounds dope as hell
@kamakazboom61276 ай бұрын
2:05 What 'chu mean "not a great singer"? That was damn good.
@greg81066 ай бұрын
I don't know whether it's impressive or scary that you keep all these characters straight in your head and are able to have a full blown conversation with yourself that we all follow 😅
@jacobgomos24186 ай бұрын
“Big Kim can’t get it up”. Most. Savage. Burn. Ever.
@MultiSteveB6 ай бұрын
That burn was big enough to deorbit the Moon.
@jacobgomos24186 ай бұрын
Can’t argue with that. Speaking of which. Who else saw the title before watching the video and thought that it had something to do with Elton John?
@theforkedman30306 ай бұрын
Lol the kid pulling the "it's not a war crime the first time" rule out.
@stephenreese36216 ай бұрын
Shout out to the fat electrician!!!!!! My other favorite channel!
@bluephoenix92936 ай бұрын
The F22 is about to throw hands for his family. I respect it 💪
@kanehodder34596 ай бұрын
I mean he can't fight gravity..... right?
@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy6 ай бұрын
@kanehodder3459 Doesn't stop him from trying.
@allxredstar22496 ай бұрын
"Performance Issues, One out of five actually.." HELL YEAH, Avengers 2012 reference! (Tony Vs. Loki Scene on the Battle of New York).
@kireduhai94286 ай бұрын
"I think that's called Martial Law." "Yeah that's about what we need every time we try and make any new rules, it was hard enough getting everybody to wear masks a couple years ago." ...words cannot encapsulate exactly how cringeworthy that exchange was, especially in light of the hindsight we have now.
@builtbroken35586 ай бұрын
If the mortality rate isn't indicating an extinction event, why would we forcefully inject the entire human population with an "experimental vaccine"? Go anti-vaxx yourself.
@Bobby-mg1uj4 ай бұрын
Aye, with the admission c-mask rules were just a massive troll, with no science base.
@TheRabbitWizard6 ай бұрын
I love how the F22 is this weird family man. He is allowed to talk badly about America aircraft, but no one else is.
@HubiKoshi6 ай бұрын
A proud "Only I can bully my siblings" family tradition
@tamrabrawley45734 ай бұрын
As someone with siblings you’re completely right
@shaneyarborough52996 ай бұрын
"Fluid-boarding" would be a horrible way to be tortured lol
@cybercifrado6 ай бұрын
Let's up the ante some. Use ferrofluids and a high-powered oscillating electromagnet. >:)
@TartarusHunter6 ай бұрын
@@cybercifrado Jesus Christ. Interrogation doesn't really work when you pull an X-men 2 on the poor bastard.
@lonnyyoung42856 ай бұрын
@@cybercifradoPull a bit of a Magneto?
@AFE-VoidSmasher6 ай бұрын
still though, It's not a war crime the first time, Prove the F22 was the culprit
@tearstoneactual97736 ай бұрын
At least he's not fluid-boarding with gasoline or JP-6...
@Xenodragon6 ай бұрын
Checking in on the Minuteman was glorious. Getting a peak at what the WMDs are up to just makes me think they are supremely casual.
@BboyCorrosive6 ай бұрын
Great... and now I've started saying "tha great Chynah" at work, outloud, to myself 😌
@ladyfreedomrocks5 ай бұрын
Great Chynah??? Oh! You're talking about West Taiwan.
@pmc2999Ай бұрын
@@ladyfreedomrocks🤣🤣🤣
@redking42606 ай бұрын
The world on fire scene was funny been listening to that somg for a couple weeks beforhand and the double pun with the fallout games chefs kiss
@TheEDFLegacy6 ай бұрын
🎵🎶 _"I don't want to set the wooooorld on fiiiiireeeee"_ 🎶🎵
@Eeve3_Lord6 ай бұрын
I just want to start... A flame in your heart....
@AustinBlack286 ай бұрын
@@Eeve3_Lordin my heart i have one...deeeesirree
@Parker-pc3te6 ай бұрын
@@Eeve3_LordAnd……that one is youuu….no other will dooooo
@longwlenguyen42146 ай бұрын
Maaaayyyybe you will think of me. When you’re alllllll alone. Maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe……..
@AustinBlack286 ай бұрын
@@Parker-pc3te Ive lost all Ambition,A world Reaclaimed
@TheRussianFloofCat6 ай бұрын
Just between you and me, I caught that Avenger's reference
@therealbahamut6 ай бұрын
1 out of 5 of us probably did.
@colewest70966 ай бұрын
What did I miss?
@willsteffel31026 ай бұрын
He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did!
@tesseracttitan64456 ай бұрын
I got that reference
@Crttyt676 ай бұрын
I understood that reference
@troublesome35466 ай бұрын
Unlike most people, I get my news from a reliable source. Keep up the great work HLC! I’m planning on going in to the Marines soon, wish me luck!
@robertf34796 ай бұрын
Best of luck to you youngster! What flavor crayon do you prefer? Just kidding. I worked with a lot of Marines during my Navy career, both ashore and afloat. Other than my old shipmates there is no one I would rather have at my side or back when it all gets too real. Semper Fi from an old 'Gator Sailor.
@habitual_linecrosser6 ай бұрын
Good luck don't quit. The military is easy if you don't quit
@markfergerson21456 ай бұрын
From the jarheads I know, once you graduate Boot you won’t need luck.
@MFCSteele6 ай бұрын
"Pilot error and...gravity." Goddamn it, gravity, you always win!
@KiithnarasAshaa6 ай бұрын
Gravity really does _always_ win.
@jimkeats8916 ай бұрын
F-22 "where's the other F-22? He creeped me out!" BUFF - "Kid, that was a mirror" I spit beer all over my computer laughing at that!!!
@Manlikegibbon6 ай бұрын
Now that wasn't a bad rendition of I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire.
@avalsnep99106 ай бұрын
Your singing was fine! In tune and the perfect vibrato don’t sell yourself short
@327efrain6 ай бұрын
“Kid that was a mirror” really got me haha
@imawake93695 ай бұрын
All of your videos make my day instantly better
@craigquann6 ай бұрын
Lol. At first I thought all us "colonists" were about to get scolded by pops....
@trailblazer6326 ай бұрын
If its not beer battered and fried i dont want it😂
@Juxtaposedjoker6 ай бұрын
The American way!
@thundabolt78676 ай бұрын
@@Juxtaposedjoker Seems you lot atleast took one other thing from us Brits, if we have one thing in common its using that combo on anything edible
@archangeldo9136 ай бұрын
That is literally Fish and Chips.
@trailblazer6326 ай бұрын
@thundabolt7867 thats because its the only food you have that has seasonings lol yall took over the world for spices and then didnt use them in your food....
@thundabolt78676 ай бұрын
@@trailblazer632 I mean you have a fair point. But why make food with spices when you can just steal the recipes.
@elitely67486 ай бұрын
Love how the entire air force group is willing to do everything for eachother! Who threw United Kingdom's tea into the harbor though!
@creanero6 ай бұрын
I think "their own prime minister" is the answer to your second comment. Announcing "we're bringing back conscription" may not be the election-winning strategy he thought it would be.
@kennethramirez65466 ай бұрын
First time?
@sleepyancient66556 ай бұрын
@@creanero Not just that. The British "Conservative" party have been implementing socialist reforms for decades and the people are tired of it. They took Brexit and used it to become more socialist, which is the opposite of what the population expected when they voted to separate from the EU. They've introduced so many immigrants (fighting age men who claim to be refugees while their wives and kids are in the supposed danger zone) that the locals are finding themselves increasingly displaced. Last year Russia arrested over 800 people for posting something unpopular on social(ist) media. Britain arrested 3300. Generally, "conservatives" in Europe are very different from "conservatives" in North America. So some of this leftist behavior being baked into the party isn't uncommon nor unexpected. But they're off their rockers entirely. Unfortunately the people who are like North American conservatives over there have no real party to vote for. Some of them will vote Labour party in order to punish the current socialist conservatives in power. Conscription is literally only the icing on the expired cake.
@creanero6 ай бұрын
@@sleepyancient6655 I'm... baffled by this comment. I've heard plenty of criticism of the Tories before, but "Socialist" has very rarely been among them. Indeed, much of the criticism I've ever heard about them from my British friends is very much the opposite. Certainly, it seems that the bulk of the electorate are leaning to the left of them, especially as Labour under Keir Starmer have put a lot of effort into claiming the centre-ground of British politics. Very little of the Conservatives' recent policies have been towards redistribution of wealth. I can't see any characteristics of Brexit or the related agreements that would make it socialist. I'm curious, are you British yourself? I'm Irish, so we see a lot of their politics, but at something of a remove.
@alexdawson52936 ай бұрын
@@creaneroBrit here. I have no idea what that previous person is on about. The Tories have systematically gutted everything that might remotely be considered socialist. Hell, if you want to see what a defund the police looks like, look at Britain. So defunded that there are reports of police having to share trousers
@ProfPyro6 ай бұрын
Thank you HLC for being hilarious and informative. The aid bills going to American manufacturing jobs is something I didn't realize until you pointed it out in a previous video.
@peekaboopeekaboo11656 ай бұрын
Crony capitalism via Gov subsidies ! War is a racket indeed !
@grooverchan16006 ай бұрын
The political party that shall not Be named aren’t proposing national military service, it’s more kinda like a DofE style volunteer once a month at a workplace of your choosing, and if you want to, you can go to the military. Love your vids btw! I showed them to my friends and we all watch now, truly hilarious.
@gufo_tave6 ай бұрын
OK, I would never though I would ever see grandpa BUFF do a "Temper, Temper" move on the Kid 🤣🤣
@swansinatorjr34536 ай бұрын
The UK being on demon time has been an unexpected yet welcome development
@spooge1oh16 ай бұрын
"It's not waterboarding if it's done with hydraulic fluid" needs to be on a shirt!
@OutlandStation6 ай бұрын
Pairs well with The Fat Electrician's "Is not a war crime the first time" shirt!
@thedeckerdude58716 ай бұрын
"Its not waterboarding if its hydraulic fluid" is the greatest line to have ever been spoken 🤣
@minemaster23926 ай бұрын
Gotta admit, raptor is the one guy in any friend group where if any one of them asks to get people at his side, Raptor will be the first one to show up.
@Pikachugamer-20076 ай бұрын
"Age, Performance Issue, one in five actually" FUCKING TONY STARK REFERENCE YES!
@dylanmarsh27736 ай бұрын
Scotland had me in tears within the first 70 seconds 😭
@billyccall57746 ай бұрын
"I don't want to set the world on fire" has become the official anthem of nuclear holocaust 💀
@christopherfaulkenberry6 ай бұрын
Hats off to Scotland for not giving a 💩 Oh, and best quote of the video "I'll get the truth out of you, it's not waterboarding if it's done with hydraulic fluid". That line deserves an Italian 'Kiss of Perfection'. (NOTE: I'm not Italian, but I do love quality pasta and homemade sauce.)
@skrimshaw726 ай бұрын
I love it when Scotland makes an appearance. 🤣
@algernopkrieger1386 ай бұрын
Bold to assume the orcs can read, most of the country doesn't even have running water or toilets! Keep up the awesome work HLC, much love from your "reason for the Geneva Convention" neighbors to the north!
@foracal56086 ай бұрын
As much as 22 and 35 argue... 22 really does love his little brother 35
@blakestewart75336 ай бұрын
"The difference is... you're fucking trying" is terrifying. U.S. out hear with one state making a little more ammo, imagine what all 50 could do.
@RichelieuUnlimited6 ай бұрын
Well European production capacity is set to reach 1.7 million shells this year and the US isn’t making L/52 barrels, maybe expand HIMARS, ATACMS and Patriot instead.
@OddlyIncredible6 ай бұрын
Rumor has it that the US could ramp to 50k rounds _per day_ of total ammo production _within 72 hours_ if there was a need. And that's probably outdated info at this point.
@crem96076 ай бұрын
Technically it's just 1 factory in 1 state in 1 city (Mesquite, Texas) also. Just imagine if the Pentagon opened a 2nd.
@OddlyIncredible6 ай бұрын
@@crem9607 And that's the factory that's active. Plenty of others are capable of ammo production at scale but just aren't doing it.
@Spinikar6 ай бұрын
It's why the US is and will continue to be the world's super power. The joke about "the difference is your trying" really hits the nail on the head. The US is dedicating such a tiny amount of thier full military capability to Ukraine, and are dedicating a fraction of thier industrial capability to making military hardware to either restock or send to Ukraine. Logistics wins wars. I know there's going to be a lot of fan boys trying to argue the point that Russia isnt fully on a war economy either, which has some truth, but the fact is, right now they are pouring tons of manpower, military weapons and material into Ukraine. If they could spin up and march to Kiev, then that's what they would do. It's clear to see the world over, that Russia while still able to make a lot of weapons, doesn't have the capability to match the West. What logical reason would a nation have to bog down and bleed out in Ukraine? If Russia had the capability to end the war right now, why wait? It's a simple truth, Russia simply does not have the capacity to match the West, and would ultimately be bleed dry in a full confrontation.
@Significantpower6 ай бұрын
Someone stop the Raptor before he tries to turn the Three Gorges Dam into an Ace Combat mission.
@KayPrescesky6 ай бұрын
New idea: make that a custom map in Ace Combat.
@Significantpower6 ай бұрын
@@KayPrescesky If the Raptor starts quoting Torres I am DONE.
@marialourainebanosia266 ай бұрын
@@KayPresceskycan you do that in ace combat?
@joeblow52146 ай бұрын
@@Significantpower
@mrgcav4 ай бұрын
"Now they have Grampa Buff Believing it, Its not waterboarding if you use hydraulic Fluid !" I totally lost it. Five times later and its still hilarious. GREAT VIDEO.
@Shawn_the_Protogen6 ай бұрын
Between me watching Fallout tv show and playing a lot of Fallout 4 and NV, when that Minuteman started singing, I immediatly started singing out of reflex 😂
@iamza.6 ай бұрын
Avengers Iron Man and Fallout references. Nice.
@Hibonbon6 ай бұрын
“The other F22, the real creepy one” “Kid that was a mirror” 😂 trying so hard not to laugh while I’m at work but that got me
@flyingturret208thecannon56 ай бұрын
I just want to start a flame in your heart The Ink Spots did a pretty good job dropping that banger though.
@albertjoseph7546 ай бұрын
'It's not waterboarding if it's hydraulic fluid.' Just awesome.
@mrgoober63206 ай бұрын
I know the F-22 is air force only, but he's really displaying marine-like tendencies...
@benhawkinson53086 ай бұрын
HLC being in a whole family that can sing that's not bad. Keep up the good work.
@Belligerent_Herald6 ай бұрын
Having spent near on a decade more or less covered in mil-prf-83282, that is a threat that must be taken seriously.
@tabletopgamingwithwolfphototec6 ай бұрын
The fact the F-22 thinks gravity is a conspiracy theory, cracked me up. 😂
@ImmanuelWoodworking6 ай бұрын
"the difference is.... you're fucking trying" Daaaauuuummm 👌🏼😂
@KiraSilversoul6 ай бұрын
Though I appreciate the hell out of the well-deserved shot at 0:22 , I would like to point out that everybody except antivaxxers thinks antivaxxers are stupid. It always makes me think of that webcomic with Captain America going OFF on some reporter about the whole antivax thing, which is so fitting since he came of age during the polio nightmare.
@underinet6 ай бұрын
0:55 the best answer to anybody 😂😂😂
@themanundead5 ай бұрын
1:05 😂😂😂😂"second file from the back"
@John-qv7sy6 ай бұрын
America's comeback should have been " Except clearly you do respect my opinion or you wouldn't have validated it by responding to it in a manner that suggests the opinion itself was valid". Or "if you don't respect my opinion why respond to it in a way that validates it, getting stronger, proving me right that you were weak?" America's opinion was that the UK is weak, so the UK responded by getting stronger, which validates America's opinion that they were weak, meaning they respect America's opinion. Remember-Technically correct is the best type of correct.
@JimBurly6 ай бұрын
Can we get an episode of ground vehicles? Just like humvees, LMTVs, MRAPs. I imagine them to be like king of the hill characters just looking at the aircraft and wondering why they all sound the way they do.😂
@riktor30056 ай бұрын
Someone needs to tell the UK they're invited to the Boston harbor for a tea party 2.0
@arisendevil6 ай бұрын
Sure....you bring the tango jizzweasle, we'll bring our free health care
@riverraven73596 ай бұрын
LEAVE THE TEA ALONE
@jalensworld72416 ай бұрын
@1:36 That honestly would've been the perfect time for America and Russia to put aside their differences for a few seconds and make fun of N.Korea for that statement, I'm just saying.
@stephenreese36216 ай бұрын
Fuck yes!!!!!! Minuteman III came out to play!!!!!! I think his name should be MIRV......
@OddlyIncredible6 ай бұрын
Merv the Minuteman - global delivery of portable sunshine within 30 minutes or your next mushroom patch is free!
@stephenreese36216 ай бұрын
@@OddlyIncredible I fucking love it!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@frijoles_man12156 ай бұрын
I love the Avengers reference, and the singing.
@yvonnemuller92046 ай бұрын
"The real creepy one." "Kid, that was a mirror." 🤣
@laudsrealm1886 ай бұрын
I almost lost my shit when the ICBM started singing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@RoseKindred6 ай бұрын
If you, or someone you know who has drank heavy water, are suffering from prolonged Rocket Dysfunction, which includes failure to get verticle lift, you may be eligible for compensation. Don't hesitate to contact the firm of HA-HA-Droopy-Nation and join the dozens of others involved in this class action. We won't care.
@Duncan_Burtt6 ай бұрын
"For grandpa Buff and the 35!!!" - The Kid, 2024
@sonar3576 ай бұрын
Just realized 'Scotland' sounds like Soap from Modern Warfare! Fuckin' love it!
@motopilot90096 ай бұрын
Oh great. Now i want a shirt with a picture of a can of aeroshell 5606 on it and the statement: “Its not water boarding if its hydraulic fluid”
@randomaccount-dq1jq6 ай бұрын
Raptor been spending too much time with its Canadian and Polish visitors 😂😂
@jamiejones77306 ай бұрын
America- I don't want to set the world on fire 🎵 Everyone else- your military budget says otherwise.....and Texas
@HammerOn-bu7gx6 ай бұрын
The world need not worry if Texas is in play. The world needs to worry if FLORIDA MAN is in play!
@ladyfreedomrocks5 ай бұрын
We don't want to set the world on fire. But If the world pushes us, we will happily turn it black and blue.
@JoseAlba876 ай бұрын
The Kid Should have another Dream 😂. How about acting like Batman signals, the only time we will see him is when crossing the moon 🌙 as the shadow of night
@Ravespillo6 ай бұрын
I never thought I'd actually experience such a strong desire rooting for the kid to get his intercept. Thank you Internet, thank you HLC...
@AndyViant6 ай бұрын
"It's not waterboarding if it's done with hydraulic fluid." That's some Canadian sounding loophole logic right there.
@ladyfreedomrocks6 ай бұрын
The Kid's been hanging around with Canada to much. Hopefully he won't be talking about the Geneva Checklist. Then everyone's in trouble.