The Aggressive F35

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Habitual Linecrosser

Habitual Linecrosser

Күн бұрын

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@wheremysocks
@wheremysocks 23 күн бұрын
F35 literally logged in, searched for violence, and chose the biggest application he could find.
@allenraylemmons4291
@allenraylemmons4291 23 күн бұрын
and it sounded like one of the 22s backups.
@reaper15a
@reaper15a 23 күн бұрын
@@allenraylemmons4291 It was the beta update for 22 that got delayed by Biden ... lol.
@DamocMetalFever
@DamocMetalFever 23 күн бұрын
and found the answer : Yes
@raymondcroteau
@raymondcroteau 23 күн бұрын
NotAVirus.EXE
@Cobra-King3
@Cobra-King3 23 күн бұрын
What do you mean "Chose the Biggest Applications" He literally went incognito and downloaded the entire possible Insult library, plus thousands of insult and diss videos
@KingofArsenal
@KingofArsenal 23 күн бұрын
F22: you can UNINSTALL THAT? I legit lost it at that hahahaha
@floydprice4164
@floydprice4164 23 күн бұрын
Ikr. I can't stop laughing
@jeannevasaboya
@jeannevasaboya 23 күн бұрын
(Unfortunately for the F22, it was designed to be the real-life embodiment of the Eversor Temple)
@furiouskaiser9914
@furiouskaiser9914 23 күн бұрын
Yup, that was the line that floored me 🤣 🤣
@johnminer1407
@johnminer1407 23 күн бұрын
I'm old enough to remember the clap on, clap off commercials...lol
@christopherbailey-s4c
@christopherbailey-s4c 23 күн бұрын
Oh how i envy the 35 for being able to uninstall that and, i fully empathize with the kid.
@FSTM4003
@FSTM4003 23 күн бұрын
"The F in F35 stands for fuck around and find out" hit so hard
@yomogami4561
@yomogami4561 23 күн бұрын
agreed
@celticknight221
@celticknight221 23 күн бұрын
He held nothing back and I was grinning the whole time
@HANKSANDY69420
@HANKSANDY69420 23 күн бұрын
*HLC legit pulled a Glitch here.*
@outlawsix1322
@outlawsix1322 23 күн бұрын
Really? I thought the F stood for "fuel leak" or "failure to launch." But all the joking aside, I bet the Chinese version is gonna have all the same problems.
@firehaven6183
@firehaven6183 22 күн бұрын
After a line like that I don't know if Gen X should now becalled Gen F because it fits so well
@eddieanderson8221
@eddieanderson8221 22 күн бұрын
F-22: constantly stuck in sports mode F-35: can flip from comfort mode to sports mode and back at any given time
@swifty-nine
@swifty-nine 22 күн бұрын
F-22: Doomslayer. F-35: John 117 "Masterchief".
@thesupportingcast6972
@thesupportingcast6972 21 күн бұрын
As a Benz owner yes. I owned this joke.
@markbrown2640
@markbrown2640 21 күн бұрын
The Grand Tour had the orangutan, Clarkson do a comparison between the current Ford GT and Ferrari's heavy hitter. The conversation between 22 and 35 made me think of Clarkson saying that the Ferrari was civilized compared to the GT. He said that driving the GT was like getting r**ed by a grizzly and therefore more fun. That's the reason that I don't remember his exact words about the Ferrari.
@RattleMeBones123
@RattleMeBones123 21 күн бұрын
F-35 legit a pair of crocks
@Kingsman-cq9is
@Kingsman-cq9is 18 күн бұрын
F-22: always angry F-35: the croc of planes
@Purplemid
@Purplemid 23 күн бұрын
Dude. That”404 not found”joke went hard for this POG. 👏
@thesupportingcast6972
@thesupportingcast6972 21 күн бұрын
I’m a developer and analyst and I giggled 😂❤
@mrSaber79
@mrSaber79 23 күн бұрын
J-35 : I know I am superior. F-35 : ...(download complete) I know Sharp-Tongue-Fu
@RaymondHatton-do4dp
@RaymondHatton-do4dp 23 күн бұрын
I c what you did there. That was great use of this line. A bit tweaking to fit this and here it is.
@texanplayer7651
@texanplayer7651 23 күн бұрын
"Show me"
@etsequentia6765
@etsequentia6765 22 күн бұрын
"You think it's air you're breathing?"
@hallowedbeyourdays
@hallowedbeyourdays 22 күн бұрын
J-35: I know you are afraid. Lightning II: L + Ratio + courting death + brat + unstable foundation + frog in a well + ant to my eyes + shallow understanding of your Dao + frog lusting swan meat + did not dare + with eyes, failed to see Mt Tai + didn't defy the heavens + not old like this senior + knelt to the heavens + No jade beauties? + did not master all the Dao and Elements (soul, body, qi) + relies on old grandpa in ring + does not have both yin and yang essence + spits blood + I only kneel to my parents and bow to situ
@lumberjackofalltrades
@lumberjackofalltrades 22 күн бұрын
Vicious Mockery upcast to at least 5th level (I know it can't actually be upcasted, I'm doing a funny)
@J4nT3mpl4r
@J4nT3mpl4r 23 күн бұрын
Damn, F35 is the definition of don't piss off the quiet kid.
@AgentTexas_
@AgentTexas_ 22 күн бұрын
Don't come to war tomorrow.
@43mightbe
@43mightbe 22 күн бұрын
I am the quiet kid. The F35 has point. I'll help mop up. It'll be a time.
@speedcreep2605
@speedcreep2605 23 күн бұрын
JSF: "404 not found" I 100% doubled over, laughing out loud, in a room by myself, with my kid downstairs wondering what happened.
@panther-nk2hn
@panther-nk2hn 23 күн бұрын
Parenting fail, wth is your kid doing not watching with you 😂
@crisespinoza1979
@crisespinoza1979 23 күн бұрын
​@@panther-nk2hn😂😂
@crisespinoza1979
@crisespinoza1979 23 күн бұрын
I did the same and I have a bad cold! 😂
@darkhorse13golfgaming
@darkhorse13golfgaming 23 күн бұрын
Yeah, I was sitting in an ice cream shop of all places and just started dying laughing when he said "abacus with wings" 😂
@forresttm
@forresttm 23 күн бұрын
Yeah i had the same.. trying to explain without swears to a 8 year old 😂
@rsrt6910
@rsrt6910 22 күн бұрын
So wholesome seeing F35 empathize with the kid and realize he's got the airborne warfare equivalent of blue balls.
@bogustoast22none25
@bogustoast22none25 22 күн бұрын
The installing and uninstalling sound effects with eyes rolling back is what got me. F22 is what anger issues are. F35 is where we want to reach in anger management.
@SkywarpG1X
@SkywarpG1X 23 күн бұрын
"Unfortunately just like food your people can't afford that" That roast was the best part. And he ain't even done.
@AlechiaTheWitch
@AlechiaTheWitch 22 күн бұрын
I mean the j35 could not roast. They cannot afford the roast. (That wasbbad)
@Warlover1015
@Warlover1015 23 күн бұрын
As a Canadian hopefully in 2026 when we get our first batch of 16 F35s they come with that mode pre-installed
@allenraylemmons4291
@allenraylemmons4291 23 күн бұрын
Nah, they'll probably just have a Canadian Exclusive "War Crime" mod installed
@jacobkern2060
@jacobkern2060 23 күн бұрын
The Canadian versions have Dwarf Fortress installed by default
@Canadiancoinguy
@Canadiancoinguy 23 күн бұрын
​@@allenraylemmons4291 Can't be charged with a war crime if you're in and out faster than they can gather evidence, if we decide to leave any behind that is.
@theneurologist1
@theneurologist1 23 күн бұрын
​@@Canadiancoinguy😂😂 damn I love you brothers to the north!
@trackeduser2577
@trackeduser2577 23 күн бұрын
no, the apology mode comes preinstalled on the Canadian models, eh?
@AnimarchyHistory
@AnimarchyHistory 23 күн бұрын
Unironically. If you ran for office HLC, I can’t vote for you. But I’ll campaign like hell for you.
@Bestplayer-mx6yb
@Bestplayer-mx6yb 23 күн бұрын
Hell yea Animarchy is here
@archangeldo913
@archangeldo913 23 күн бұрын
I want to see HLC run an office as a plane.
@AviationJeremy
@AviationJeremy 23 күн бұрын
Long/Hy 2028
@Speedy2619
@Speedy2619 23 күн бұрын
when is soviet aviation part 2 coming out?🥺 Or has your scedule now changed again?😬
@danielsnook7362
@danielsnook7362 23 күн бұрын
He knows the entire we don't have munitions for ourselves is a b******* lie by Trump that is why he has my vote
@canolathra6865
@canolathra6865 22 күн бұрын
That "stealth fighter" has visible ridges and seams. It's gonna light up the radar like a Christmas tree.
@StephenDelRosario777
@StephenDelRosario777 19 күн бұрын
"Merry Christmas!" *Fires patriot missile*
@ReaperGrimm5594
@ReaperGrimm5594 23 күн бұрын
The F-22 being the plane version of a 40k Eversor Assassin, which is so hyped up on space meth and hate that they usually need to keep them in cryo-storage to stop them from murdering everything in a 10 mile radius until they need to drop them somewhere is... a horrifying analogy.
@serteshsardrakal2272
@serteshsardrakal2272 22 күн бұрын
Biblically accurate f-22.
@michaelsolomon3496
@michaelsolomon3496 21 күн бұрын
... You know... I never drew that parallel but now that you point it out I'll never again be able to look at either of them without thinking about it lol
@ReaperGrimm5594
@ReaperGrimm5594 21 күн бұрын
@@michaelsolomon3496 take the F22's voicelines and impose them over an Eversor's face. I bet it will work
@electricdragon9366
@electricdragon9366 21 күн бұрын
So, in that analogy, who's 35, Guilliman?
@ReaperGrimm5594
@ReaperGrimm5594 21 күн бұрын
@@electricdragon9366 Vanus Temple assassin. All about information superiority and intel-gathering, often guiding other assassins in support.
@dakota111480
@dakota111480 23 күн бұрын
I am more invested in this story of talking planes than I am in any show currently. RELEASE THE KID!!!!!
@debbieledbetter8913
@debbieledbetter8913 23 күн бұрын
I 2nd the motion, let the kid eat.
@drtidrow
@drtidrow 23 күн бұрын
​@@debbieledbetter8913Gotta be a conflict worthy of his "special skills" first
@markfergerson2145
@markfergerson2145 23 күн бұрын
Considering how the political winds just shifted, I think the only “fuck around” candidate right now is Iran, and Israel seems to be more than they can handle as it is. Russia? Nope, they’re running on fumes so badly that they had to siphon not just artillery and tanks from North Korea but troops too, and they’re still fumbling around like a wannabe gangsta with his pants around his knees. Little Rocket Man? Nope, he’s justifiably terrified of The Orange Man. West Taiwan? Nope, they’re about to have their economy tariffed back into the Stone Age. If the Kid’s going to get to eat any time soon, he will be dining on chelow kebab.
@Sheepleton
@Sheepleton 23 күн бұрын
This is more entertaining and the short format keeps you invested.
@rokutides8564
@rokutides8564 22 күн бұрын
@@drtidrow like aliens?
@JCtheMusicMan_
@JCtheMusicMan_ 23 күн бұрын
“…I will be air dropping burritos…” 🤣🤣🤣
@mirandigriffin9879
@mirandigriffin9879 23 күн бұрын
😂
@danielsnook7362
@danielsnook7362 23 күн бұрын
Hey have buff be the peace broker if they want to work closely with us will give them a supply of burritos. It's better then Russian MREs that they might have to get from Russia if they don't work with us
@SeriouslySirius1066
@SeriouslySirius1066 23 күн бұрын
I’m definitely not against free burritos. 🌯
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 23 күн бұрын
i'm pretty sure "free burritos" would be enough to satisfy every demographic.
@danielsnook7362
@danielsnook7362 23 күн бұрын
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 I would love to get quality burrito I'm sure Grandpa buff would have the good burritos not the cheap ones
@paulplaysPC
@paulplaysPC 23 күн бұрын
That F35 Roast was indeed absolutely Biblical! Im gonna have to remember a few of those!
@russellhowie195
@russellhowie195 23 күн бұрын
FAFO-35
@frankinator7571
@frankinator7571 23 күн бұрын
That was amazing! Loved it!
@HANKSANDY69420
@HANKSANDY69420 23 күн бұрын
HLC literally did a Tym3Glitch skit and it was fucking glorious.
@bobcostello878
@bobcostello878 22 күн бұрын
The puppet comment was the best
@NovexusNui777
@NovexusNui777 22 күн бұрын
The F35 just got baptized in the art of roasting, the man's the fucking Pope now
@dogloversrule8476
@dogloversrule8476 23 күн бұрын
5:52 he found his inner Eminem (if Eminem was an anthropomorphic F-35 fighter jet)
@nathanspire8804
@nathanspire8804 21 күн бұрын
"Your stealth and military power are just like bitches, YOU DONT GOT NONE" J-35: *internally crying and shitting itself*
@celestialrenamon
@celestialrenamon 23 күн бұрын
5:04-6:54 35 got to experience being the kid for 2 minutes and had an existential crisis.😂😂😂
@bluephoenix9293
@bluephoenix9293 23 күн бұрын
As a black woman, I say Buff/Franklin 2028. Who’s with me?
@darcidious99
@darcidious99 23 күн бұрын
White dudes for Buff/Franklin
@TaeSunWoo
@TaeSunWoo 23 күн бұрын
Grandpa Buff will end racism 🗣️✨💅
@tateranus4365
@tateranus4365 23 күн бұрын
me!
@JimzAuto
@JimzAuto 23 күн бұрын
Let’s GOOOO this ticket will flip NY state for sure
@danielsnook7362
@danielsnook7362 23 күн бұрын
I'm all for a buff make America brave again. Not an autocracy again
@ai-aniverse
@ai-aniverse 23 күн бұрын
*Standing applause for the F35*
@Wesley_H
@Wesley_H 22 күн бұрын
0:53 “The Buff doesn’t bluff.” THANK YOU!
@SamuraiSlayer-o6r
@SamuraiSlayer-o6r 23 күн бұрын
This man not ONLY scratched every box on the Geneva Checklist, he made a new one, and hit every box there too!
@Vadim-Goeke
@Vadim-Goeke 23 күн бұрын
OMG, THAT ROAST WAS DELICIOUS
@carlo.738
@carlo.738 23 күн бұрын
404 not found... I fell out of my chair.
@Vadim-Goeke
@Vadim-Goeke 23 күн бұрын
@carlo.738 I know I started laughing so hard 🤣
@themismint
@themismint 23 күн бұрын
That was so good
@Bobby-mg1uj
@Bobby-mg1uj 23 күн бұрын
Vicious Mockery 30d6 emotional damage
@briancox2721
@briancox2721 23 күн бұрын
No lie, the air force should show this to the pilots and maintainers for the their aircraft. Motivational as hell.
@Apoc_Bone_Daddy
@Apoc_Bone_Daddy 22 күн бұрын
And definitely their pilots
@etsequentia6765
@etsequentia6765 22 күн бұрын
Unless you're assigned to change the Buff's adult diapers as maintenance. Other than that, all's good.
@CyberKhan252
@CyberKhan252 23 күн бұрын
35 bout to be out her with the "Free my brother 22" signs🤣🤣🤣
@mugenokami2201
@mugenokami2201 18 күн бұрын
35: let my brother eat some meat
@larryharl4351
@larryharl4351 22 күн бұрын
Damn that roast was PHENOMENAL STANDING OVATION HLC 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@brianbecher5781
@brianbecher5781 23 күн бұрын
HLC HAS POWERED UP! That rant was TOP NOTCH!
@Sf_Mason
@Sf_Mason 23 күн бұрын
Holy smokes the F35 is on fire with the zingers.. 🤣
@eyalamit5120
@eyalamit5120 23 күн бұрын
Holy shit proper captions
@JackManiaky
@JackManiaky 23 күн бұрын
It's learning... 😂
@ErukanuSenpai
@ErukanuSenpai 23 күн бұрын
HLC downloaded the "correct captions" algorithm xD
@habitual_linecrosser
@habitual_linecrosser 23 күн бұрын
Lol hey I'm trying
@ShadowGachaSlayers
@ShadowGachaSlayers 23 күн бұрын
​@@habitual_linecrosseryeah, and we're proud of you. But we're still allowed to give you shit about it. 😂
@WamSUBNZ
@WamSUBNZ 23 күн бұрын
​@@habitual_linecrosser thank you so much I've got bugger all hearing and your cc makes your videos so much better thank you
@AutumnMacGregor
@AutumnMacGregor 23 күн бұрын
"I have two engines, which means I'm twice as powerful" Voice in my head as a flashback started: I was handcrafted to kill you...
@ph89787
@ph89787 23 күн бұрын
F35: Release Restraint level 1. J-35A: Level what?
@Oceanus_Rex
@Oceanus_Rex 23 күн бұрын
Yeeesssssssss, Hellsing reference! Love that!
@NFSgadzooks
@NFSgadzooks 23 күн бұрын
I was hoping for BUFF to chime in about being able lose half his engines and still have twice that many!
@drifterbingus
@drifterbingus 23 күн бұрын
Really? REALLY?
@tylerjohn18yt29
@tylerjohn18yt29 23 күн бұрын
​@@drifterbingus release restraint level 1
@justinkelleher3405
@justinkelleher3405 22 күн бұрын
The F35 went from cool, calm, and collected to HOLY FUCK WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!
@crustybomb115
@crustybomb115 22 күн бұрын
J-35: "look at me, im awesome! you suck!" F-35: literally becomes roast god in less than 5 seconds
@volafox
@volafox 23 күн бұрын
Hustler's and Honey Buns. I think you may have unlocked a great human secret. And that was the most delightful use of the English language for verbal flaying I have witnessed in a very long time.
@alaska79
@alaska79 22 күн бұрын
Operation Hustler Buns.
@michaelscott6022
@michaelscott6022 23 күн бұрын
You can't call the J-35 an 'abacus with wings'. An abacus is a far more useful instrument, with a solid frame and easy to use interface.
@Veemon657
@Veemon657 23 күн бұрын
not to mention ACTUAL mathematical significance
@berbrick1902
@berbrick1902 23 күн бұрын
The J-35 is more like that ancient computer that didn’t work that was used by the Romans
@michaelbenjmitchell1
@michaelbenjmitchell1 23 күн бұрын
@@berbrick1902 SHHHH! That computer actually worked where do you think Uncle Sam got the Schematics for the F-35 from.
@aidan4472
@aidan4472 23 күн бұрын
@@michaelbenjmitchell1”do you have ANY IDEA HOW MUCH that stuff costs in research and development?!” -America
@michaelbenjmitchell1
@michaelbenjmitchell1 23 күн бұрын
@@aidan4472 Only the Marine Corps Variant was not in the data. That was what over run the costs maybe we shouldn't have given the Crayon eaters expensive toys.
@Dominus4776
@Dominus4776 23 күн бұрын
We could get the entire NK military singing the American National Anthem with Buffs plan
@Grt_like
@Grt_like 23 күн бұрын
Fk man imagine if they had access to American OnlyFans. They would shoot their fuckin superiors and walk across the Atlantic 😂
@wolflordkanan9720
@wolflordkanan9720 23 күн бұрын
Dayum. F35 woke up and chose violence after that Download...
@crocadillius6418
@crocadillius6418 21 күн бұрын
It’s wild that a baby hippo was more accurate than like half of our polling groups
@I2MMDL
@I2MMDL 20 күн бұрын
Not even the gamblers were right. I had suspected Kamala would at least take WI and MI, but no, landslide out of nowhere.
@maverickhusky4165
@maverickhusky4165 23 күн бұрын
The 35 going off was fucking fantastic.
@jedidethfreak
@jedidethfreak 23 күн бұрын
Was listening to the F35 rant at work, in a chemical plant. Had to fucking stop everything I was doing to laugh the fuck out loud, lmao!
@mugenokami2201
@mugenokami2201 18 күн бұрын
Did you play it for the others?
@jedidethfreak
@jedidethfreak 18 күн бұрын
@mugenokami2201 no. Cellphones aren't allowed, lol.
@brianstryker4536
@brianstryker4536 23 күн бұрын
I wore my buff/franklin 2024 shirt when I went to vote. I voted with grandpa buff in mind. So it technically counted for him.
@medicbabe2ID
@medicbabe2ID 23 күн бұрын
So did I expecting static from the poll people, but breezed through 🇺🇲
@jennifersweet3740
@jennifersweet3740 22 күн бұрын
"Radar cross section of a blimp with the word B*tch written on the side, that must be you." 😂😂😂
@LeeBrown-zi4bh
@LeeBrown-zi4bh 22 күн бұрын
" Bitch" blimp still killing me.
@neoisolationist8790
@neoisolationist8790 23 күн бұрын
"404 file not found." Thanks I needed that laugh.
@ETbutforreal
@ETbutforreal 23 күн бұрын
When I saw the new knockoff fighter with the sketchy bondo, no stealth defeat, and 3-4th gen avionics, my first instinct was to make a Joe Pesci "What the f*** is this piece of shit?" meme of it.
@CanDellJack
@CanDellJack 23 күн бұрын
J35: - I was haven't even been officially revealed yet! Why has boss music been playing on my radio the entire time? _F35: - Downloading violence... Feel free to stand by, right there._ *Running won't help you.*
@kainedemigod101
@kainedemigod101 23 күн бұрын
*free bird starts playing*
@nadjasunflower1387
@nadjasunflower1387 23 күн бұрын
@@kainedemigod101 followed by "Fortunate Son" and then once everyone's in the air "Ride of the Valkeries" damn, that's going to be special. 😶‍🌫
@cavecanem1741
@cavecanem1741 22 күн бұрын
"Why is the sky singing in Latin?"
@spartan9458
@spartan9458 22 күн бұрын
F-35 Downloads Doom Music and starts playing it...
@Lucifer-Morningstar-73
@Lucifer-Morningstar-73 22 күн бұрын
F35 downloaded HLC's clip of Japan singing "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine (you make me crunchy, when skies are gray)... 😂😂😂
@robadamson1
@robadamson1 22 күн бұрын
F22's personality is terrifying. And entirely believable.
@TwilightMysts
@TwilightMysts 23 күн бұрын
Dude, F-35 going off was flipping epic!
@nickh.9763
@nickh.9763 23 күн бұрын
DAAAAYYUUUUMM F35!!!! That wasn't just trash talk, that was some straight up LANDFILL smack!
@CrusaderLegFoot
@CrusaderLegFoot 23 күн бұрын
They intentionally removed Buff from the ballot! I demand a rematch!
@Pennsylvania_Countryball
@Pennsylvania_Countryball 23 күн бұрын
Fr
@Alb410
@Alb410 23 күн бұрын
fr
@KingofArsenal
@KingofArsenal 23 күн бұрын
Don't stop buff, MORE BUFF AND THE KID!
@codyfoster148
@codyfoster148 23 күн бұрын
Clap on clap off homicide is simultaneously one of the funniest and most metal things I've ever heard I'm dying here😂😂😂
@fuzzyhead878
@fuzzyhead878 19 күн бұрын
F22 is the aviation equivalent of a W40K dreadnought confirmed!
@carsoncasmirri3874
@carsoncasmirri3874 17 күн бұрын
Nah that’s Grandpa Buff. That dude is old as hell and when you actually call on his service it means that you are done fucking around and now the enemy is gonna see that you were actually holding back this entire time.
@ninjabotjkz
@ninjabotjkz 23 күн бұрын
F35 acting like any "weak but hiding remarkable strength" type of anime characters
@Notreallyrazeicst
@Notreallyrazeicst 23 күн бұрын
Faster than Russias “hypersonic”
@SteveInLava
@SteveInLava 23 күн бұрын
The F35 is the NATO equivalent of eating at McDonald's yet it's still better than Russia.
@alfredosalazar7033
@alfredosalazar7033 23 күн бұрын
Well pretty sure an old man with scoliosis is faster than those missoes
@benoithudson7235
@benoithudson7235 23 күн бұрын
Faster than North Koreans’ access to PornHub.
@wyattjessup9108
@wyattjessup9108 22 күн бұрын
@@alfredosalazar7033Wouldn’t surprise me 😂
@davidty2006
@davidty2006 22 күн бұрын
@@SteveInLava It hovers around looking for set Maccy D's and proceeds to land in the car park.
@Trigger_Treats
@Trigger_Treats 23 күн бұрын
Damn, F-35 coming down from the top rope!
@shred1894
@shred1894 23 күн бұрын
He's got a steel chair!
@kemarisite
@kemarisite 23 күн бұрын
​@@shred1894and as Perun frequently points out, Uncle Sam carries a very big chair.
@Shiftinggers
@Shiftinggers 23 күн бұрын
F-35 is that kid that specced into INT and got the Nerd Rage perk
@Trigger_Treats
@Trigger_Treats 23 күн бұрын
@@shred1894 F-35 is the John Cena of multi-role fighters. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qafNfpyni8qcfZosi=Km25VCnIGjWqs8_B&t=11
@danielseelye6005
@danielseelye6005 23 күн бұрын
"Oh Gawd, He's broke in half!" 😮
@AntiNubDevice
@AntiNubDevice 22 күн бұрын
Holy SHIT this one went so hard. That rant at the J-35 was legendary... And what a surprising source LOL. The F-35 may never go so hard again, but it will never need to!
@blacksheep_edge1412
@blacksheep_edge1412 23 күн бұрын
DAM!!! F-35 went HARD. I was laughing so hard at that stuff. Way to go.
@GenevaSuggestionss
@GenevaSuggestionss 23 күн бұрын
Trump & Kamala colluded against buff, they knew he would have ended up as the next Nixon.
@Have_some_plasma
@Have_some_plasma 23 күн бұрын
How about Geneva Bingo Card for a nickname suggestion?
@slugface322
@slugface322 23 күн бұрын
Nixon was a great president right behind the Donald and Ronaldus Magnus! 😊
@GenevaSuggestionss
@GenevaSuggestionss 23 күн бұрын
@@slugface322 3 things 1. Nixon has one of the largest landslide victories and that’s the joke 2. Trump really wasn’t that good. Wasn’t horrible, but he didn’t do that much either, lotta things kicked off by the Obama administration that he allowed to snowball and added on to it. (Employment and the VA are amazing examples). Even things like gas were globally cheaper so idk why people equate that to trump. I was paying 70 cents a litre pre-covid because gas prices plummeted across the board. 3. Buff would have surpassed Reagan
@GenevaSuggestionss
@GenevaSuggestionss 23 күн бұрын
@ I might have to use that
@mnemonicmoniker4101
@mnemonicmoniker4101 23 күн бұрын
Franklin / Buff was a write in for some of my Non-partisan slots.
@josephrhone2758
@josephrhone2758 23 күн бұрын
Same here
@henrycarlson7514
@henrycarlson7514 23 күн бұрын
Sadly I forgot
@nyxspiritsong5557
@nyxspiritsong5557 23 күн бұрын
Same
@mr_daihatsu
@mr_daihatsu 23 күн бұрын
The clap on clap off joke got me 😂😂😂
@theneurologist1
@theneurologist1 23 күн бұрын
Hahaha yeah I haven't heard that jingle in years!!! Then to end it with "homicide". Effing classic! Does anyone actually know somebody who bought those lights? I honestly don't
@One_LuvZ
@One_LuvZ 22 күн бұрын
@@theneurologist1 elderly couple I knew had them and giggled like children whenever used.
@davidx.1504
@davidx.1504 22 күн бұрын
Gonna be honest, I don't get it
@One_LuvZ
@One_LuvZ 22 күн бұрын
@@davidx.1504 its a sound activated on/off switch from back in the day. Basically turn on/off the aggression rather than fully on.
@haisibanaag1563
@haisibanaag1563 22 күн бұрын
F35 was about to drop a single but J35 didn't want the smoke. That was fire HLC!!
@Youngwarrior-l8w
@Youngwarrior-l8w 22 күн бұрын
Manhattan street corner of brand Gucci bag. Had me wheezing 😂😂
@Cris-xy2gi
@Cris-xy2gi 23 күн бұрын
I think this is one of your best videos yet lmaoooo. F-35 'downloading' a roasting algorithm is just amazing. The 404 joke was hilarious too.
@rogerthat4545
@rogerthat4545 23 күн бұрын
I'm picturing the scene from the matrix. "I know Kung Fu"
@navret1707
@navret1707 23 күн бұрын
. . . . and three other Japanese words.
@rogerthat4545
@rogerthat4545 23 күн бұрын
@navret1707 (Chinese)
@Doug_Dimmadome
@Doug_Dimmadome 23 күн бұрын
0:37 You mean my write-in vote for BUFF and Franklin was useless
@ssmissa2965
@ssmissa2965 23 күн бұрын
How dare you....😂
@jeremiahswinson2258
@jeremiahswinson2258 23 күн бұрын
Same
@brucestack1658
@brucestack1658 23 күн бұрын
I imagine there is someone in Texas this week trying to figure out who the Buff and Franklin are that we're running for Supreme Court Circuit Judge and Constable.....cant have people (especially Democrats) running unopposed. It wouldn't be sporting.
@drhandle4498
@drhandle4498 23 күн бұрын
I really hope that there were enough write-in votes for the Buff/Franklin ticket Up There to confuse the hell out of whatever you call scrutineers in the YouSay. "Buff? Buff? Who the hell is Buff? And Franklin? Is this some activist thing? Is this something kids are doing on Tiktok?" I really, really hope they went googling and had a wonderful time.
@Bizarre_Bee
@Bizarre_Bee 23 күн бұрын
I would love him to post a follow-up if any buff nominations from states who release that info
@grygaming5519
@grygaming5519 22 күн бұрын
F-35 to J-35: Stop running, you'll only die tired.
@old_grey_cat
@old_grey_cat 22 күн бұрын
"404 file not found" in context of flying supercomputer got me good. 😂😂 Thankyou.
@shimesu443
@shimesu443 23 күн бұрын
The F35's tirade had me wheezing. That was GOLD my friend. I'm with Buff. 10/10
@shane99ca
@shane99ca 22 күн бұрын
"404-Not found." The page about giving an eff. One for the ages. 😂
@tinycockjock1967
@tinycockjock1967 23 күн бұрын
Love the self awareness about the buff bluff, huh, a new catchphrase…
@hfar_in_the_sky
@hfar_in_the_sky 23 күн бұрын
Somehow a group of fighting age men suddenly getting unfiltered access to the internet and the first thing they do is consume ungodly amounts of prawn is both hilarious and tracks
@Hellspartan
@Hellspartan 23 күн бұрын
Do not mess around with the nerds, cause they’ll become the Hulk in an instant!
@camdenharper7244
@camdenharper7244 22 күн бұрын
Love that the 35 got it's shit talk from the 15. Most justified shit talker in the sky
@MrGoesBoom
@MrGoesBoom 23 күн бұрын
Who replaced the F35's fuel with Red Bull and Monster? Just wanna shake your hand, it turned out awesome. Keep it up
@michaelbenjmitchell1
@michaelbenjmitchell1 23 күн бұрын
Try Red Bull and Mountain Dew. That stuff will "Kickstart your Heart".
@dontewells9051
@dontewells9051 23 күн бұрын
​@@michaelbenjmitchell1, can't have the dew in the fuel. Don't want it melting the engines when 35 starts the afterburners. Save the dew for the corrosive ammo he fires.
@h.a.9880
@h.a.9880 23 күн бұрын
HLC Planes with Silly Faces has the deepest lore.
@roninxcvii78
@roninxcvii78 23 күн бұрын
God damn, I think I just heard the word of Christ with that F35 roast! 😂😂😂😂, I lost it at F22’s “You can UNINSTALL THAT!?” 😂😂😂
@Dontblamethemonkey
@Dontblamethemonkey 22 күн бұрын
35 was like a Canadian when they hear the word “war” and then switching back to “peace”
@LoremasterYnTaris
@LoremasterYnTaris 22 күн бұрын
That was a truly magnificent tongue-lashing from the 35! I was laughing out loud every 5 seconds through it.
@FredGreene-ty3kd
@FredGreene-ty3kd 23 күн бұрын
Bruh!!! That shit was golden.... It went perfectly with my coffee and a blunt.
@KitRedfield
@KitRedfield 23 күн бұрын
"That was F-kin biblical" was my thoughts exactly! lmfao, that snap back was brutal, Nathan explosion would be impressed!
@pollall2793
@pollall2793 23 күн бұрын
Jesus Christ the 35’s rant was beyond glorious.
@chrisgeddes26
@chrisgeddes26 23 күн бұрын
Comedy GOLD!!! I LIIKE the aggressive 10/10 setting in the Kid's nerdy little cousin? Brother? Nephew?........ HEY, how ARE They related anyways??
@graceliu8839
@graceliu8839 22 күн бұрын
They’re the same 5th generation. Probably younger brother by 10 years.
@chrisgeddes26
@chrisgeddes26 21 күн бұрын
See, I was thinking that Eagle and Falcon were the brothers. Eagle is OBVIOUSLY the Kid's father, who is his mother? Now, the F35, to me is the result of the Falcon and the Harrier having a transatlantic tryst. Making the 35 and the 22 cousins. And don't get me started on Grandpa BUFF. Because, well, the XB70 is CLEARLY the result of that kinky old man having his way with an SR71. I mean, WE CAN HAVE A LOT OF FUN WITH THIS! Unless we allow the Corporations to be parents, Corporation (Boeing) take the fun out of EVERYTHING.
@graceliu8839
@graceliu8839 21 күн бұрын
@ I like how you think.
@Luciferdesrea
@Luciferdesrea 22 күн бұрын
Holy. Shit. The 35 was wilding the fuck out.
@joshuapadgett6343
@joshuapadgett6343 23 күн бұрын
I was getting such weird looks with my buff and Franklin 2024 shirt on the 5th.😂
@jakrow7082
@jakrow7082 23 күн бұрын
It’s a shame the 35 uninstalled. They already came out with the first update for %13 more personalized insults, and a %7 faster comeback rate. Lol
@bnorth12
@bnorth12 23 күн бұрын
I love the way the J-35 shows all the lumps and bumps on the OML.
@KurtM558
@KurtM558 22 күн бұрын
This was definitely one of your better ones. Pure gold.
@crucial0072
@crucial0072 23 күн бұрын
BBQ and block parties??? Buff for President 2028!!! **sidenote. We have Franklin and we have Mudang. Now we need Kasongo to make an intro.
@donovanmclaughlin4830
@donovanmclaughlin4830 23 күн бұрын
Alabama should have at least 1 Buff/Franklin vote
@Bizob2010
@Bizob2010 23 күн бұрын
3:02 This went exactly where I thought it was going to go 😂
@nonovyurbiznis2408
@nonovyurbiznis2408 22 күн бұрын
Yeah I agree I knew that's where it was going the moment he said that
@NovexusNui777
@NovexusNui777 22 күн бұрын
Bro I'm rolling XD
@hypixel_simp
@hypixel_simp 23 күн бұрын
8:10 i expected him to say it can make rational people do irrational things
@kenyenjones
@kenyenjones 22 күн бұрын
That would have been the best.
@archonfett
@archonfett 22 күн бұрын
that would imply the F22 was ever rational, he wasn't.
@sonofeyeabovealleffoff5462
@sonofeyeabovealleffoff5462 19 күн бұрын
Damn. Those F-35 disses are going in my example insult playbook I gotta make my insults original. Gods-Damn.
@MrOwwl
@MrOwwl 22 күн бұрын
When The Kid gets loose, his theme song will be "Don't Stop Me Now!" Because he will be having a good time! 🤣
@funmanc
@funmanc 23 күн бұрын
That is what I would call a family bonding moment 22 and 35 just came to an understanding
@zerumsum1640
@zerumsum1640 22 күн бұрын
Oh i know i'm gonna use some varient of that puppet line wherever i can.
@Veemon657
@Veemon657 23 күн бұрын
GOD DAMN, F35 CAN COOK, when personal robots become readily available i'll need a copy of that software
@RayquazaKing04
@RayquazaKing04 23 күн бұрын
"downloading adult diapers" killed me
@robcogaming5872
@robcogaming5872 18 күн бұрын
F35 went from 1 to FAFO in 30 seconds R.I.P J35 Knockoff XD
@DarkFlameWolf93
@DarkFlameWolf93 22 күн бұрын
Hello, 911, I'd like report a war crime, good lord F35
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