F35 literally logged in, searched for violence, and chose the biggest application he could find.
@allenraylemmons429123 күн бұрын
and it sounded like one of the 22s backups.
@reaper15a23 күн бұрын
@@allenraylemmons4291 It was the beta update for 22 that got delayed by Biden ... lol.
@DamocMetalFever23 күн бұрын
and found the answer : Yes
@raymondcroteau23 күн бұрын
NotAVirus.EXE
@Cobra-King323 күн бұрын
What do you mean "Chose the Biggest Applications" He literally went incognito and downloaded the entire possible Insult library, plus thousands of insult and diss videos
@KingofArsenal23 күн бұрын
F22: you can UNINSTALL THAT? I legit lost it at that hahahaha
@floydprice416423 күн бұрын
Ikr. I can't stop laughing
@jeannevasaboya23 күн бұрын
(Unfortunately for the F22, it was designed to be the real-life embodiment of the Eversor Temple)
@furiouskaiser991423 күн бұрын
Yup, that was the line that floored me 🤣 🤣
@johnminer140723 күн бұрын
I'm old enough to remember the clap on, clap off commercials...lol
@christopherbailey-s4c23 күн бұрын
Oh how i envy the 35 for being able to uninstall that and, i fully empathize with the kid.
@FSTM400323 күн бұрын
"The F in F35 stands for fuck around and find out" hit so hard
@yomogami456123 күн бұрын
agreed
@celticknight22123 күн бұрын
He held nothing back and I was grinning the whole time
@HANKSANDY6942023 күн бұрын
*HLC legit pulled a Glitch here.*
@outlawsix132223 күн бұрын
Really? I thought the F stood for "fuel leak" or "failure to launch." But all the joking aside, I bet the Chinese version is gonna have all the same problems.
@firehaven618322 күн бұрын
After a line like that I don't know if Gen X should now becalled Gen F because it fits so well
@eddieanderson822122 күн бұрын
F-22: constantly stuck in sports mode F-35: can flip from comfort mode to sports mode and back at any given time
@swifty-nine22 күн бұрын
F-22: Doomslayer. F-35: John 117 "Masterchief".
@thesupportingcast697221 күн бұрын
As a Benz owner yes. I owned this joke.
@markbrown264021 күн бұрын
The Grand Tour had the orangutan, Clarkson do a comparison between the current Ford GT and Ferrari's heavy hitter. The conversation between 22 and 35 made me think of Clarkson saying that the Ferrari was civilized compared to the GT. He said that driving the GT was like getting r**ed by a grizzly and therefore more fun. That's the reason that I don't remember his exact words about the Ferrari.
@RattleMeBones12321 күн бұрын
F-35 legit a pair of crocks
@Kingsman-cq9is18 күн бұрын
F-22: always angry F-35: the croc of planes
@Purplemid23 күн бұрын
Dude. That”404 not found”joke went hard for this POG. 👏
@thesupportingcast697221 күн бұрын
I’m a developer and analyst and I giggled 😂❤
@mrSaber7923 күн бұрын
J-35 : I know I am superior. F-35 : ...(download complete) I know Sharp-Tongue-Fu
@RaymondHatton-do4dp23 күн бұрын
I c what you did there. That was great use of this line. A bit tweaking to fit this and here it is.
@texanplayer765123 күн бұрын
"Show me"
@etsequentia676522 күн бұрын
"You think it's air you're breathing?"
@hallowedbeyourdays22 күн бұрын
J-35: I know you are afraid. Lightning II: L + Ratio + courting death + brat + unstable foundation + frog in a well + ant to my eyes + shallow understanding of your Dao + frog lusting swan meat + did not dare + with eyes, failed to see Mt Tai + didn't defy the heavens + not old like this senior + knelt to the heavens + No jade beauties? + did not master all the Dao and Elements (soul, body, qi) + relies on old grandpa in ring + does not have both yin and yang essence + spits blood + I only kneel to my parents and bow to situ
@lumberjackofalltrades22 күн бұрын
Vicious Mockery upcast to at least 5th level (I know it can't actually be upcasted, I'm doing a funny)
@J4nT3mpl4r23 күн бұрын
Damn, F35 is the definition of don't piss off the quiet kid.
@AgentTexas_22 күн бұрын
Don't come to war tomorrow.
@43mightbe22 күн бұрын
I am the quiet kid. The F35 has point. I'll help mop up. It'll be a time.
@speedcreep260523 күн бұрын
JSF: "404 not found" I 100% doubled over, laughing out loud, in a room by myself, with my kid downstairs wondering what happened.
@panther-nk2hn23 күн бұрын
Parenting fail, wth is your kid doing not watching with you 😂
@crisespinoza197923 күн бұрын
@@panther-nk2hn😂😂
@crisespinoza197923 күн бұрын
I did the same and I have a bad cold! 😂
@darkhorse13golfgaming23 күн бұрын
Yeah, I was sitting in an ice cream shop of all places and just started dying laughing when he said "abacus with wings" 😂
@forresttm23 күн бұрын
Yeah i had the same.. trying to explain without swears to a 8 year old 😂
@rsrt691022 күн бұрын
So wholesome seeing F35 empathize with the kid and realize he's got the airborne warfare equivalent of blue balls.
@bogustoast22none2522 күн бұрын
The installing and uninstalling sound effects with eyes rolling back is what got me. F22 is what anger issues are. F35 is where we want to reach in anger management.
@SkywarpG1X23 күн бұрын
"Unfortunately just like food your people can't afford that" That roast was the best part. And he ain't even done.
@AlechiaTheWitch22 күн бұрын
I mean the j35 could not roast. They cannot afford the roast. (That wasbbad)
@Warlover101523 күн бұрын
As a Canadian hopefully in 2026 when we get our first batch of 16 F35s they come with that mode pre-installed
@allenraylemmons429123 күн бұрын
Nah, they'll probably just have a Canadian Exclusive "War Crime" mod installed
@jacobkern206023 күн бұрын
The Canadian versions have Dwarf Fortress installed by default
@Canadiancoinguy23 күн бұрын
@@allenraylemmons4291 Can't be charged with a war crime if you're in and out faster than they can gather evidence, if we decide to leave any behind that is.
@theneurologist123 күн бұрын
@@Canadiancoinguy😂😂 damn I love you brothers to the north!
@trackeduser257723 күн бұрын
no, the apology mode comes preinstalled on the Canadian models, eh?
@AnimarchyHistory23 күн бұрын
Unironically. If you ran for office HLC, I can’t vote for you. But I’ll campaign like hell for you.
@Bestplayer-mx6yb23 күн бұрын
Hell yea Animarchy is here
@archangeldo91323 күн бұрын
I want to see HLC run an office as a plane.
@AviationJeremy23 күн бұрын
Long/Hy 2028
@Speedy261923 күн бұрын
when is soviet aviation part 2 coming out?🥺 Or has your scedule now changed again?😬
@danielsnook736223 күн бұрын
He knows the entire we don't have munitions for ourselves is a b******* lie by Trump that is why he has my vote
@canolathra686522 күн бұрын
That "stealth fighter" has visible ridges and seams. It's gonna light up the radar like a Christmas tree.
@StephenDelRosario77719 күн бұрын
"Merry Christmas!" *Fires patriot missile*
@ReaperGrimm559423 күн бұрын
The F-22 being the plane version of a 40k Eversor Assassin, which is so hyped up on space meth and hate that they usually need to keep them in cryo-storage to stop them from murdering everything in a 10 mile radius until they need to drop them somewhere is... a horrifying analogy.
@serteshsardrakal227222 күн бұрын
Biblically accurate f-22.
@michaelsolomon349621 күн бұрын
... You know... I never drew that parallel but now that you point it out I'll never again be able to look at either of them without thinking about it lol
@ReaperGrimm559421 күн бұрын
@@michaelsolomon3496 take the F22's voicelines and impose them over an Eversor's face. I bet it will work
@electricdragon936621 күн бұрын
So, in that analogy, who's 35, Guilliman?
@ReaperGrimm559421 күн бұрын
@@electricdragon9366 Vanus Temple assassin. All about information superiority and intel-gathering, often guiding other assassins in support.
@dakota11148023 күн бұрын
I am more invested in this story of talking planes than I am in any show currently. RELEASE THE KID!!!!!
@debbieledbetter891323 күн бұрын
I 2nd the motion, let the kid eat.
@drtidrow23 күн бұрын
@@debbieledbetter8913Gotta be a conflict worthy of his "special skills" first
@markfergerson214523 күн бұрын
Considering how the political winds just shifted, I think the only “fuck around” candidate right now is Iran, and Israel seems to be more than they can handle as it is. Russia? Nope, they’re running on fumes so badly that they had to siphon not just artillery and tanks from North Korea but troops too, and they’re still fumbling around like a wannabe gangsta with his pants around his knees. Little Rocket Man? Nope, he’s justifiably terrified of The Orange Man. West Taiwan? Nope, they’re about to have their economy tariffed back into the Stone Age. If the Kid’s going to get to eat any time soon, he will be dining on chelow kebab.
@Sheepleton23 күн бұрын
This is more entertaining and the short format keeps you invested.
@rokutides856422 күн бұрын
@@drtidrow like aliens?
@JCtheMusicMan_23 күн бұрын
“…I will be air dropping burritos…” 🤣🤣🤣
@mirandigriffin987923 күн бұрын
😂
@danielsnook736223 күн бұрын
Hey have buff be the peace broker if they want to work closely with us will give them a supply of burritos. It's better then Russian MREs that they might have to get from Russia if they don't work with us
@SeriouslySirius106623 күн бұрын
I’m definitely not against free burritos. 🌯
@theghostofthomasjenkins964323 күн бұрын
i'm pretty sure "free burritos" would be enough to satisfy every demographic.
@danielsnook736223 күн бұрын
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 I would love to get quality burrito I'm sure Grandpa buff would have the good burritos not the cheap ones
@paulplaysPC23 күн бұрын
That F35 Roast was indeed absolutely Biblical! Im gonna have to remember a few of those!
@russellhowie19523 күн бұрын
FAFO-35
@frankinator757123 күн бұрын
That was amazing! Loved it!
@HANKSANDY6942023 күн бұрын
HLC literally did a Tym3Glitch skit and it was fucking glorious.
@bobcostello87822 күн бұрын
The puppet comment was the best
@NovexusNui77722 күн бұрын
The F35 just got baptized in the art of roasting, the man's the fucking Pope now
@dogloversrule847623 күн бұрын
5:52 he found his inner Eminem (if Eminem was an anthropomorphic F-35 fighter jet)
@nathanspire880421 күн бұрын
"Your stealth and military power are just like bitches, YOU DONT GOT NONE" J-35: *internally crying and shitting itself*
@celestialrenamon23 күн бұрын
5:04-6:54 35 got to experience being the kid for 2 minutes and had an existential crisis.😂😂😂
@bluephoenix929323 күн бұрын
As a black woman, I say Buff/Franklin 2028. Who’s with me?
@darcidious9923 күн бұрын
White dudes for Buff/Franklin
@TaeSunWoo23 күн бұрын
Grandpa Buff will end racism 🗣️✨💅
@tateranus436523 күн бұрын
me!
@JimzAuto23 күн бұрын
Let’s GOOOO this ticket will flip NY state for sure
@danielsnook736223 күн бұрын
I'm all for a buff make America brave again. Not an autocracy again
@ai-aniverse23 күн бұрын
*Standing applause for the F35*
@Wesley_H22 күн бұрын
0:53 “The Buff doesn’t bluff.” THANK YOU!
@SamuraiSlayer-o6r23 күн бұрын
This man not ONLY scratched every box on the Geneva Checklist, he made a new one, and hit every box there too!
@Vadim-Goeke23 күн бұрын
OMG, THAT ROAST WAS DELICIOUS
@carlo.73823 күн бұрын
404 not found... I fell out of my chair.
@Vadim-Goeke23 күн бұрын
@carlo.738 I know I started laughing so hard 🤣
@themismint23 күн бұрын
That was so good
@Bobby-mg1uj23 күн бұрын
Vicious Mockery 30d6 emotional damage
@briancox272123 күн бұрын
No lie, the air force should show this to the pilots and maintainers for the their aircraft. Motivational as hell.
@Apoc_Bone_Daddy22 күн бұрын
And definitely their pilots
@etsequentia676522 күн бұрын
Unless you're assigned to change the Buff's adult diapers as maintenance. Other than that, all's good.
@CyberKhan25223 күн бұрын
35 bout to be out her with the "Free my brother 22" signs🤣🤣🤣
@mugenokami220118 күн бұрын
35: let my brother eat some meat
@larryharl435122 күн бұрын
Damn that roast was PHENOMENAL STANDING OVATION HLC 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@brianbecher578123 күн бұрын
HLC HAS POWERED UP! That rant was TOP NOTCH!
@Sf_Mason23 күн бұрын
Holy smokes the F35 is on fire with the zingers.. 🤣
@eyalamit512023 күн бұрын
Holy shit proper captions
@JackManiaky23 күн бұрын
It's learning... 😂
@ErukanuSenpai23 күн бұрын
HLC downloaded the "correct captions" algorithm xD
@habitual_linecrosser23 күн бұрын
Lol hey I'm trying
@ShadowGachaSlayers23 күн бұрын
@@habitual_linecrosseryeah, and we're proud of you. But we're still allowed to give you shit about it. 😂
@WamSUBNZ23 күн бұрын
@@habitual_linecrosser thank you so much I've got bugger all hearing and your cc makes your videos so much better thank you
@AutumnMacGregor23 күн бұрын
"I have two engines, which means I'm twice as powerful" Voice in my head as a flashback started: I was handcrafted to kill you...
I was hoping for BUFF to chime in about being able lose half his engines and still have twice that many!
@drifterbingus23 күн бұрын
Really? REALLY?
@tylerjohn18yt2923 күн бұрын
@@drifterbingus release restraint level 1
@justinkelleher340522 күн бұрын
The F35 went from cool, calm, and collected to HOLY FUCK WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!
@crustybomb11522 күн бұрын
J-35: "look at me, im awesome! you suck!" F-35: literally becomes roast god in less than 5 seconds
@volafox23 күн бұрын
Hustler's and Honey Buns. I think you may have unlocked a great human secret. And that was the most delightful use of the English language for verbal flaying I have witnessed in a very long time.
@alaska7922 күн бұрын
Operation Hustler Buns.
@michaelscott602223 күн бұрын
You can't call the J-35 an 'abacus with wings'. An abacus is a far more useful instrument, with a solid frame and easy to use interface.
@Veemon65723 күн бұрын
not to mention ACTUAL mathematical significance
@berbrick190223 күн бұрын
The J-35 is more like that ancient computer that didn’t work that was used by the Romans
@michaelbenjmitchell123 күн бұрын
@@berbrick1902 SHHHH! That computer actually worked where do you think Uncle Sam got the Schematics for the F-35 from.
@aidan447223 күн бұрын
@@michaelbenjmitchell1”do you have ANY IDEA HOW MUCH that stuff costs in research and development?!” -America
@michaelbenjmitchell123 күн бұрын
@@aidan4472 Only the Marine Corps Variant was not in the data. That was what over run the costs maybe we shouldn't have given the Crayon eaters expensive toys.
@Dominus477623 күн бұрын
We could get the entire NK military singing the American National Anthem with Buffs plan
@Grt_like23 күн бұрын
Fk man imagine if they had access to American OnlyFans. They would shoot their fuckin superiors and walk across the Atlantic 😂
@wolflordkanan972023 күн бұрын
Dayum. F35 woke up and chose violence after that Download...
@crocadillius641821 күн бұрын
It’s wild that a baby hippo was more accurate than like half of our polling groups
@I2MMDL20 күн бұрын
Not even the gamblers were right. I had suspected Kamala would at least take WI and MI, but no, landslide out of nowhere.
@maverickhusky416523 күн бұрын
The 35 going off was fucking fantastic.
@jedidethfreak23 күн бұрын
Was listening to the F35 rant at work, in a chemical plant. Had to fucking stop everything I was doing to laugh the fuck out loud, lmao!
I wore my buff/franklin 2024 shirt when I went to vote. I voted with grandpa buff in mind. So it technically counted for him.
@medicbabe2ID23 күн бұрын
So did I expecting static from the poll people, but breezed through 🇺🇲
@jennifersweet374022 күн бұрын
"Radar cross section of a blimp with the word B*tch written on the side, that must be you." 😂😂😂
@LeeBrown-zi4bh22 күн бұрын
" Bitch" blimp still killing me.
@neoisolationist879023 күн бұрын
"404 file not found." Thanks I needed that laugh.
@ETbutforreal23 күн бұрын
When I saw the new knockoff fighter with the sketchy bondo, no stealth defeat, and 3-4th gen avionics, my first instinct was to make a Joe Pesci "What the f*** is this piece of shit?" meme of it.
@CanDellJack23 күн бұрын
J35: - I was haven't even been officially revealed yet! Why has boss music been playing on my radio the entire time? _F35: - Downloading violence... Feel free to stand by, right there._ *Running won't help you.*
@kainedemigod10123 күн бұрын
*free bird starts playing*
@nadjasunflower138723 күн бұрын
@@kainedemigod101 followed by "Fortunate Son" and then once everyone's in the air "Ride of the Valkeries" damn, that's going to be special. 😶🌫
@cavecanem174122 күн бұрын
"Why is the sky singing in Latin?"
@spartan945822 күн бұрын
F-35 Downloads Doom Music and starts playing it...
@Lucifer-Morningstar-7322 күн бұрын
F35 downloaded HLC's clip of Japan singing "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine (you make me crunchy, when skies are gray)... 😂😂😂
@robadamson122 күн бұрын
F22's personality is terrifying. And entirely believable.
@TwilightMysts23 күн бұрын
Dude, F-35 going off was flipping epic!
@nickh.976323 күн бұрын
DAAAAYYUUUUMM F35!!!! That wasn't just trash talk, that was some straight up LANDFILL smack!
@CrusaderLegFoot23 күн бұрын
They intentionally removed Buff from the ballot! I demand a rematch!
@Pennsylvania_Countryball23 күн бұрын
Fr
@Alb41023 күн бұрын
fr
@KingofArsenal23 күн бұрын
Don't stop buff, MORE BUFF AND THE KID!
@codyfoster14823 күн бұрын
Clap on clap off homicide is simultaneously one of the funniest and most metal things I've ever heard I'm dying here😂😂😂
@fuzzyhead87819 күн бұрын
F22 is the aviation equivalent of a W40K dreadnought confirmed!
@carsoncasmirri387417 күн бұрын
Nah that’s Grandpa Buff. That dude is old as hell and when you actually call on his service it means that you are done fucking around and now the enemy is gonna see that you were actually holding back this entire time.
@ninjabotjkz23 күн бұрын
F35 acting like any "weak but hiding remarkable strength" type of anime characters
@Notreallyrazeicst23 күн бұрын
Faster than Russias “hypersonic”
@SteveInLava23 күн бұрын
The F35 is the NATO equivalent of eating at McDonald's yet it's still better than Russia.
@alfredosalazar703323 күн бұрын
Well pretty sure an old man with scoliosis is faster than those missoes
@benoithudson723523 күн бұрын
Faster than North Koreans’ access to PornHub.
@wyattjessup910822 күн бұрын
@@alfredosalazar7033Wouldn’t surprise me 😂
@davidty200622 күн бұрын
@@SteveInLava It hovers around looking for set Maccy D's and proceeds to land in the car park.
@Trigger_Treats23 күн бұрын
Damn, F-35 coming down from the top rope!
@shred189423 күн бұрын
He's got a steel chair!
@kemarisite23 күн бұрын
@@shred1894and as Perun frequently points out, Uncle Sam carries a very big chair.
@Shiftinggers23 күн бұрын
F-35 is that kid that specced into INT and got the Nerd Rage perk
@Trigger_Treats23 күн бұрын
@@shred1894 F-35 is the John Cena of multi-role fighters. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qafNfpyni8qcfZosi=Km25VCnIGjWqs8_B&t=11
@danielseelye600523 күн бұрын
"Oh Gawd, He's broke in half!" 😮
@AntiNubDevice22 күн бұрын
Holy SHIT this one went so hard. That rant at the J-35 was legendary... And what a surprising source LOL. The F-35 may never go so hard again, but it will never need to!
@blacksheep_edge141223 күн бұрын
DAM!!! F-35 went HARD. I was laughing so hard at that stuff. Way to go.
@GenevaSuggestionss23 күн бұрын
Trump & Kamala colluded against buff, they knew he would have ended up as the next Nixon.
@Have_some_plasma23 күн бұрын
How about Geneva Bingo Card for a nickname suggestion?
@slugface32223 күн бұрын
Nixon was a great president right behind the Donald and Ronaldus Magnus! 😊
@GenevaSuggestionss23 күн бұрын
@@slugface322 3 things 1. Nixon has one of the largest landslide victories and that’s the joke 2. Trump really wasn’t that good. Wasn’t horrible, but he didn’t do that much either, lotta things kicked off by the Obama administration that he allowed to snowball and added on to it. (Employment and the VA are amazing examples). Even things like gas were globally cheaper so idk why people equate that to trump. I was paying 70 cents a litre pre-covid because gas prices plummeted across the board. 3. Buff would have surpassed Reagan
@GenevaSuggestionss23 күн бұрын
@ I might have to use that
@mnemonicmoniker410123 күн бұрын
Franklin / Buff was a write in for some of my Non-partisan slots.
@josephrhone275823 күн бұрын
Same here
@henrycarlson751423 күн бұрын
Sadly I forgot
@nyxspiritsong555723 күн бұрын
Same
@mr_daihatsu23 күн бұрын
The clap on clap off joke got me 😂😂😂
@theneurologist123 күн бұрын
Hahaha yeah I haven't heard that jingle in years!!! Then to end it with "homicide". Effing classic! Does anyone actually know somebody who bought those lights? I honestly don't
@One_LuvZ22 күн бұрын
@@theneurologist1 elderly couple I knew had them and giggled like children whenever used.
@davidx.150422 күн бұрын
Gonna be honest, I don't get it
@One_LuvZ22 күн бұрын
@@davidx.1504 its a sound activated on/off switch from back in the day. Basically turn on/off the aggression rather than fully on.
@haisibanaag156322 күн бұрын
F35 was about to drop a single but J35 didn't want the smoke. That was fire HLC!!
@Youngwarrior-l8w22 күн бұрын
Manhattan street corner of brand Gucci bag. Had me wheezing 😂😂
@Cris-xy2gi23 күн бұрын
I think this is one of your best videos yet lmaoooo. F-35 'downloading' a roasting algorithm is just amazing. The 404 joke was hilarious too.
@rogerthat454523 күн бұрын
I'm picturing the scene from the matrix. "I know Kung Fu"
@navret170723 күн бұрын
. . . . and three other Japanese words.
@rogerthat454523 күн бұрын
@navret1707 (Chinese)
@Doug_Dimmadome23 күн бұрын
0:37 You mean my write-in vote for BUFF and Franklin was useless
@ssmissa296523 күн бұрын
How dare you....😂
@jeremiahswinson225823 күн бұрын
Same
@brucestack165823 күн бұрын
I imagine there is someone in Texas this week trying to figure out who the Buff and Franklin are that we're running for Supreme Court Circuit Judge and Constable.....cant have people (especially Democrats) running unopposed. It wouldn't be sporting.
@drhandle449823 күн бұрын
I really hope that there were enough write-in votes for the Buff/Franklin ticket Up There to confuse the hell out of whatever you call scrutineers in the YouSay. "Buff? Buff? Who the hell is Buff? And Franklin? Is this some activist thing? Is this something kids are doing on Tiktok?" I really, really hope they went googling and had a wonderful time.
@Bizarre_Bee23 күн бұрын
I would love him to post a follow-up if any buff nominations from states who release that info
@grygaming551922 күн бұрын
F-35 to J-35: Stop running, you'll only die tired.
@old_grey_cat22 күн бұрын
"404 file not found" in context of flying supercomputer got me good. 😂😂 Thankyou.
@shimesu44323 күн бұрын
The F35's tirade had me wheezing. That was GOLD my friend. I'm with Buff. 10/10
@shane99ca22 күн бұрын
"404-Not found." The page about giving an eff. One for the ages. 😂
@tinycockjock196723 күн бұрын
Love the self awareness about the buff bluff, huh, a new catchphrase…
@hfar_in_the_sky23 күн бұрын
Somehow a group of fighting age men suddenly getting unfiltered access to the internet and the first thing they do is consume ungodly amounts of prawn is both hilarious and tracks
@Hellspartan23 күн бұрын
Do not mess around with the nerds, cause they’ll become the Hulk in an instant!
@camdenharper724422 күн бұрын
Love that the 35 got it's shit talk from the 15. Most justified shit talker in the sky
@MrGoesBoom23 күн бұрын
Who replaced the F35's fuel with Red Bull and Monster? Just wanna shake your hand, it turned out awesome. Keep it up
@michaelbenjmitchell123 күн бұрын
Try Red Bull and Mountain Dew. That stuff will "Kickstart your Heart".
@dontewells905123 күн бұрын
@@michaelbenjmitchell1, can't have the dew in the fuel. Don't want it melting the engines when 35 starts the afterburners. Save the dew for the corrosive ammo he fires.
@h.a.988023 күн бұрын
HLC Planes with Silly Faces has the deepest lore.
@roninxcvii7823 күн бұрын
God damn, I think I just heard the word of Christ with that F35 roast! 😂😂😂😂, I lost it at F22’s “You can UNINSTALL THAT!?” 😂😂😂
@Dontblamethemonkey22 күн бұрын
35 was like a Canadian when they hear the word “war” and then switching back to “peace”
@LoremasterYnTaris22 күн бұрын
That was a truly magnificent tongue-lashing from the 35! I was laughing out loud every 5 seconds through it.
@FredGreene-ty3kd23 күн бұрын
Bruh!!! That shit was golden.... It went perfectly with my coffee and a blunt.
@KitRedfield23 күн бұрын
"That was F-kin biblical" was my thoughts exactly! lmfao, that snap back was brutal, Nathan explosion would be impressed!
@pollall279323 күн бұрын
Jesus Christ the 35’s rant was beyond glorious.
@chrisgeddes2623 күн бұрын
Comedy GOLD!!! I LIIKE the aggressive 10/10 setting in the Kid's nerdy little cousin? Brother? Nephew?........ HEY, how ARE They related anyways??
@graceliu883922 күн бұрын
They’re the same 5th generation. Probably younger brother by 10 years.
@chrisgeddes2621 күн бұрын
See, I was thinking that Eagle and Falcon were the brothers. Eagle is OBVIOUSLY the Kid's father, who is his mother? Now, the F35, to me is the result of the Falcon and the Harrier having a transatlantic tryst. Making the 35 and the 22 cousins. And don't get me started on Grandpa BUFF. Because, well, the XB70 is CLEARLY the result of that kinky old man having his way with an SR71. I mean, WE CAN HAVE A LOT OF FUN WITH THIS! Unless we allow the Corporations to be parents, Corporation (Boeing) take the fun out of EVERYTHING.
@graceliu883921 күн бұрын
@ I like how you think.
@Luciferdesrea22 күн бұрын
Holy. Shit. The 35 was wilding the fuck out.
@joshuapadgett634323 күн бұрын
I was getting such weird looks with my buff and Franklin 2024 shirt on the 5th.😂
@jakrow708223 күн бұрын
It’s a shame the 35 uninstalled. They already came out with the first update for %13 more personalized insults, and a %7 faster comeback rate. Lol
@bnorth1223 күн бұрын
I love the way the J-35 shows all the lumps and bumps on the OML.
@KurtM55822 күн бұрын
This was definitely one of your better ones. Pure gold.
@crucial007223 күн бұрын
BBQ and block parties??? Buff for President 2028!!! **sidenote. We have Franklin and we have Mudang. Now we need Kasongo to make an intro.
@donovanmclaughlin483023 күн бұрын
Alabama should have at least 1 Buff/Franklin vote
@Bizob201023 күн бұрын
3:02 This went exactly where I thought it was going to go 😂
@nonovyurbiznis240822 күн бұрын
Yeah I agree I knew that's where it was going the moment he said that
@NovexusNui77722 күн бұрын
Bro I'm rolling XD
@hypixel_simp23 күн бұрын
8:10 i expected him to say it can make rational people do irrational things
@kenyenjones22 күн бұрын
That would have been the best.
@archonfett22 күн бұрын
that would imply the F22 was ever rational, he wasn't.
@sonofeyeabovealleffoff546219 күн бұрын
Damn. Those F-35 disses are going in my example insult playbook I gotta make my insults original. Gods-Damn.
@MrOwwl22 күн бұрын
When The Kid gets loose, his theme song will be "Don't Stop Me Now!" Because he will be having a good time! 🤣
@funmanc23 күн бұрын
That is what I would call a family bonding moment 22 and 35 just came to an understanding
@zerumsum164022 күн бұрын
Oh i know i'm gonna use some varient of that puppet line wherever i can.
@Veemon65723 күн бұрын
GOD DAMN, F35 CAN COOK, when personal robots become readily available i'll need a copy of that software
@RayquazaKing0423 күн бұрын
"downloading adult diapers" killed me
@robcogaming587218 күн бұрын
F35 went from 1 to FAFO in 30 seconds R.I.P J35 Knockoff XD
@DarkFlameWolf9322 күн бұрын
Hello, 911, I'd like report a war crime, good lord F35