The Aggressive F35

[@AnimarchyHistory]

Unironically. If you ran for office HLC, I can’t vote for you. But I’ll campaign like hell for you.

[@Bestplayer-mx6yb]

Hell yea Animarchy is here

[@archangeldo913]

I want to see HLC run an office as a plane.

[@AviationJeremy]

Long/Hy 2028

[@Speedy2619]

when is soviet aviation part 2 coming out?🥺 Or has your scedule now changed again?😬

[@danielsnook7362]

He knows the entire we don't have munitions for ourselves is a b******* lie by Trump that is why he has my vote

[@wheremysocks]

F35 literally logged in, searched for violence, and chose the biggest application he could find.

[@allenraylemmons4291]

and it sounded like one of the 22s backups.

[@reaper15a]

@@allenraylemmons4291 It was the beta update for 22 that got delayed by Biden ... lol.

[@DamocMetalFever]

and found the answer : Yes

[@KingofArsenal]

F22: you can UNINSTALL THAT? I legit lost it at that hahahaha

[@floydprice4164]

Ikr. I can't stop laughing

[@jeannevasaboya]

(Unfortunately for the F22, it was designed to be the real-life embodiment of the Eversor Temple)

[@furiouskaiser9914]

Yup, that was the line that floored me 🤣 🤣

[@johnminer1407]

I'm old enough to remember the clap on, clap off commercials...lol

[@christopherbailey-s4c]

Oh how i envy the 35 for being able to uninstall that and, i fully empathize with the kid.

[@speedcreep2605]

JSF: "404 not found" I 100% doubled over, laughing out loud, in a room by myself, with my kid downstairs wondering what happened.

[@panther-nk2hn]

Parenting fail, wth is your kid doing not watching with you 😂

[@FSTM4003]

"The F in F35 stands for fuck around and find out" hit so hard

[@yomogami4561]

agreed

[@celticknight221]

He held nothing back and I was grinning the whole time

[@mrSaber79]

J-35 : I know I am superior. F-35 : ...(download complete) I know Sharp-Tongue-Fu

[@dakota111480]

I am more invested in this story of talking planes than I am in any show currently. RELEASE THE KID!!!!!

[@debbieledbetter8913]

I 2nd the motion, let the kid eat.

[@drtidrow]

​@@debbieledbetter8913Gotta be a conflict worthy of his "special skills" first

[@celestialrenamon]

5:04-6:54 35 got to experience being the kid for 2 minutes and had an existential crisis.😂😂😂

[@paulplaysPC]

That F35 Roast was indeed absolutely Biblical! Im gonna have to remember a few of those!

[@russellhowie195]

FAFO-35

[@frankinator7571]

That was amazing! Loved it!

[@MrGoesBoom]

Who replaced the F35's fuel with Red Bull and Monster? Just wanna shake your hand, it turned out awesome. Keep it up

[@michaelbenjmitchell1]

Try Red Bull and Mountain Dew. That stuff will "Kickstart your Heart".

[@bluephoenix9293]

As a black woman, I say Buff/Franklin 2028. Who’s with me?

[@darcidious99]

White dudes for Buff/Franklin

[@TaeSunWoo]

Grandpa Buff will end racism 🗣️✨💅

[@tateranus4365]

me!

[@JimzAuto]

Let’s GOOOO this ticket will flip NY state for sure

[@danielsnook7362]

I'm all for a buff make America brave again. Not an autocracy again

[@maverickhusky4165]

The 35 going off was fucking fantastic.

[@eyalamit5120]

Holy shit proper captions

[@JackManiaky]

It's learning... 😂

[@ErukanuSenpai]

HLC downloaded the "correct captions" algorithm xD

[@habitual_linecrosser]

Lol hey I'm trying

[@ShadowGachaSlayers]

​@@habitual_linecrosseryeah, and we're proud of you. But we're still allowed to give you shit about it. 😂

[@ninjabotjkz]

F35 acting like any "weak but hiding remarkable strength" type of anime characters

[@Vadim-Goeke]

OMG, THAT ROAST WAS DELICIOUS

[@carlo.738]

404 not found... I fell out of my chair.

[@Vadim-Goeke]

@carlo.738 I know I started laughing so hard 🤣

[@themismint]

That was so good

[@Dominus4776]

We could get the entire NK military singing the American National Anthem with Buffs plan

[@Grt_like]

Fk man imagine if they had access to American OnlyFans. They would shoot their fuckin superiors and walk across the Atlantic 😂

[@JCtheMusicMan_]

“…I will be air dropping burritos…” 🤣🤣🤣

[@mirandigriffin9879]

😂

[@danielsnook7362]

Hey have buff be the peace broker if they want to work closely with us will give them a supply of burritos. It's better then Russian MREs that they might have to get from Russia if they don't work with us

[@SeriouslySirius1066]

I’m definitely not against free burritos. 🌯

[@theghostofthomasjenkins9643]

i'm pretty sure "free burritos" would be enough to satisfy every demographic.

[@danielsnook7362]

@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 I would love to get quality burrito I'm sure Grandpa buff would have the good burritos not the cheap ones

[@rogerthat4545]

I'm picturing the scene from the matrix. "I know Kung Fu"

[@navret1707]

. . . . and three other Japanese words.

[@rogerthat4545]

@navret1707 (Chinese)

[@Sf_Mason]

Holy smokes the F35 is on fire with the zingers.. 🤣

[@neoisolationist8790]

"404 file not found." Thanks I needed that laugh.

[@CrusaderLegFoot]

They intentionally removed Buff from the ballot! I demand a rematch!

[@Pennsylvania_Countryball]

Fr

[@Alb410]

fr

[@ai-aniverse]

*Standing applause for the F35*

[@GenevaSuggestionss]

Trump & Kamala colluded against buff, they knew he would have ended up as the next Nixon.

[@Have_some_plasma]

How about Geneva Bingo Card for a nickname suggestion?

[@slugface322]

Nixon was a great president right behind the Donald and Ronaldus Magnus! 😊

[@GenevaSuggestionss]

@@slugface322 3 things 1. Nixon has one of the largest landslide victories and that’s the joke 2. Trump really wasn’t that good. Wasn’t horrible, but he didn’t do that much either, lotta things kicked off by the Obama administration that he allowed to snowball and added on to it. (Employment and the VA are amazing examples). Even things like gas were globally cheaper so idk why people equate that to trump. I was paying 70 cents a litre pre-covid because gas prices plummeted across the board. 3. Buff would have surpassed Reagan

[@GenevaSuggestionss]

@ I might have to use that

[@jedidethfreak]

Was listening to the F35 rant at work, in a chemical plant. Had to fucking stop everything I was doing to laugh the fuck out loud, lmao!

[@ETbutforreal]

When I saw the new knockoff fighter with the sketchy bondo, no stealth defeat, and 3-4th gen avionics, my first instinct was to make a Joe Pesci "What the f*** is this piece of shit?" meme of it.

[@bnorth12]

I love the way the J-35 shows all the lumps and bumps on the OML.

[@KingofArsenal]

Don't stop buff, MORE BUFF AND THE KID!

[@CyberKhan252]

35 bout to be out her with the "Free my brother 22" signs🤣🤣🤣

[@Notreallyrazeicst]

Faster than Russias “hypersonic”

[@SteveInLava]

The F35 is the NATO equivalent of eating at McDonald's yet it's still better than Russia.

[@alfredosalazar7033]

Well pretty sure an old man with scoliosis is faster than those missoes

[@benoithudson7235]

Faster than North Koreans’ access to PornHub.

[@William_Bryant]

I choked on my lunch at this. HOLY F*CKEN SH*T that trash talk software is powerful.

[@michaelscott6022]

You can't call the J-35 an 'abacus with wings'. An abacus is a far more useful instrument, with a solid frame and easy to use interface.

[@Veemon657]

not to mention ACTUAL mathematical significance

[@berbrick1902]

The J-35 is more like that ancient computer that didn’t work that was used by the Romans

[@michaelbenjmitchell1]

@@berbrick1902 SHHHH! That computer actually worked where do you think Uncle Sam got the Schematics for the F-35 from.

[@FredGreene-ty3kd]

Bruh!!! That shit was golden.... It went perfectly with my coffee and a blunt.

[@Trigger_Treats]

Damn, F-35 coming down from the top rope!

[@shred1894]

He's got a steel chair!

[@kemarisite]

​@@shred1894and as Perun frequently points out, Uncle Sam carries a very big chair.

[@Shiftinggers]

F-35 is that kid that specced into INT and got the Nerd Rage perk

[@Trigger_Treats]

@@shred1894 F-35 is the John Cena of multi-role fighters. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qafNfpyni8qcfZosi=Km25VCnIGjWqs8_B&t=11

[@danielseelye6005]

"Oh Gawd, He's broke in half!" 😮

[@andrelori-leeregimbald1900]

That was some of the most amazing trash talk I have ever heard. Well done good sir! 🍸

[@Doug_Dimmadome]

0:37 You mean my write-in vote for BUFF and Franklin was useless

[@ssmissa2965]

How dare you....😂

[@jeremiahswinson2258]

Same

[@brucestack1658]

I imagine there is someone in Texas this week trying to figure out who the Buff and Franklin are that we're running for Supreme Court Circuit Judge and Constable.....cant have people (especially Democrats) running unopposed. It wouldn't be sporting.

[@drhandle4498]

I really hope that there were enough write-in votes for the Buff/Franklin ticket Up There to confuse the hell out of whatever you call scrutineers in the YouSay. "Buff? Buff? Who the hell is Buff? And Franklin? Is this some activist thing? Is this something kids are doing on Tiktok?" I really, really hope they went googling and had a wonderful time.

[@brianstryker4536]

I wore my buff/franklin 2024 shirt when I went to vote. I voted with grandpa buff in mind. So it technically counted for him.

[@medicbabe2ID]

So did I expecting static from the poll people, but breezed through 🇺🇲

[@mnemonicmoniker4101]

Franklin / Buff was a write in for some of my Non-partisan slots.

[@josephrhone2758]

Same here

[@henrycarlson7514]

Sadly I forgot

[@nyxspiritsong5557]

Same

[@AutumnMacGregor]

"I have two engines, which means I'm twice as powerful" Voice in my head as a flashback started: I was handcrafted to kill you...

[@andrewhamop6665]

As soon as I saw the news article about the "J(unk)-35", I knew HLC was going to have a field day with it... And as usual, you did not disappoint! 😂

[@lostbutfreesoul]

Yeah, that was... hehe! They are not even trying to hide it anymore.

[@blegh277]

id love to see his rendition of the k21 now

[@weebandgaminginc.7593]

“A radar cross section the side of a bomb with the word ‘b**ch’ on the side of it that must be you” uh F-35, Geneva wishes to have a word with you

[@tinycockjock1967]

Love the self awareness about the buff bluff, huh, a new catchphrase…

[@willdavidson2528]

People like you and the chubby electron guy are honest to God a lot of what keeps me going through the day. Thanks for making content that puts smiles on faces. Thank you for your service.

[@scottgoodwin7321]

As a fellow Fat Electrician, I will be borrowing that phrase. I will also be referring to his highness as such.

[@trainwrecker22]

Glad to see you on pepperbox!

[@habitual_linecrosser]

Just got there I'm excited for the exclusive i got coming

[@trainwrecker22]

@habitual_linecrosser can't wait to see it! Also patiently waiting for the unsub podcast. Your one of my favs

[@habitual_linecrosser]

I just talked to my guy at pepperbox. It's live now

[@LeRoyMiller-l8i]

​@@habitual_linecrosser ok with TFE AND you on pepperbox... im in. Setting up an account right now

[@Cris-xy2gi]

I think this is one of your best videos yet lmaoooo. F-35 'downloading' a roasting algorithm is just amazing. The 404 joke was hilarious too.

[@donovanmclaughlin4830]

Alabama should have at least 1 Buff/Franklin vote

[@pollall2793]

Jesus Christ the 35’s rant was beyond glorious.

[@h.a.9880]

HLC Planes with Silly Faces has the deepest lore.

[@usmc1979034]

Wonder how many people actually wrote in BUFF/Franklin; the video of raccoon falling through the ceiling tile was pretty funny. I was laughing at BUFFs plan but the 35’s aggressive clap back was just stellar. Absolutely brilliant.

[@Juror63]

That download by 35 was amazing! 😂

[@HuxleysShaggyDog]

You unintentionally made a perfect explanation for what CPTSD is like. Also now I get to say I'm just the F22.

[@kingskitties8534]

I voted for "Buff Franklin"

[@unpaintedleadsyndrome]

The people at the counting station: ?????????

[@archangeldo913]

There has to be at least 100000 votes for BUFF FRANKLIN out there. I know that I’m one of them

[@Warlover1015]

As a Canadian hopefully in 2026 when we get our first batch of 16 F35s they come with that mode pre-installed

[@allenraylemmons4291]

Nah, they'll probably just have a Canadian Exclusive "War Crime" mod installed

[@dwarvensmith80]

Oh my trucking god. That 35 rant has me in tears I was laughing so hard

[@volafox]

Hustler's and Honey Buns. I think you may have unlocked a great human secret. And that was the most delightful use of the English language for verbal flaying I have witnessed in a very long time.

[@RayquazaKing04]

"downloading adult diapers" killed me

[@yattaguru]

This is why China, Russia, and North Korea will always be 50 steps behind our development, at least 😂

[@benkavin1473]

The last character I expected to appear in this is Moo Deng. Greetings from Thailand.

[@benkavin1473]

I just found out Its real. I thought it was just a bit. She really did predict the election.

[@darcidious99]

​@@benkavin1473yep, along with epic rap battles of history. Every presidential rap battle they've done so far, the candidate on the right in the thumbnail has lost.

[@TaeSunWoo]

Gotta let her play next to an alligator watering hole at this point

[@frednone]

Jeff Foxworthy: What men want is a beer, and to see someone naked.

[@Adrianokingslyprentice5435]

1:40 if Franklin intentionally fell through the Raptors near Spirit Airlines at LaGuardia thats messed up 🤣🤣

[@SlickNick4700]

Block party and Bbq the buff knows his stuff

[@TH-Insider-HT]

6:07 The missile guidance system is proud

[@monkeyfan250]

Tyme glitch entered the chat

[@Tym3Glitch]

@@monkeyfan250 you rang?

[@jakrow7082]

It’s a shame the 35 uninstalled. They already came out with the first update for %13 more personalized insults, and a %7 faster comeback rate. Lol

[@karal_the_crazy]

Last time I was this early Russia was still a threat

[@tinycockjock1967]

POV you are a siberian native like 600 years ago

[@KRDecade2009]

@@tinycockjock1967POV you’re the Golden Horde for like a day

[@avorseltbor]

holy shit F35, that was so FIREEEEE

[@mr_daihatsu]

The clap on clap off joke got me 😂😂😂

[@tedfreakinray]

"Clap on. Clap off. Homicide." I pissed myself

[@blazeyprime4470]

Was I not supposed to write in Buff?

[@codyniswonger3082]

I might get in trouble for making my lunch break a bit longer. But that F stands for FAFO joke is pure fucking gold

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Somehow a group of fighting age men suddenly getting unfiltered access to the internet and the first thing they do is consume ungodly amounts of prawn is both hilarious and tracks

[@Bizob2010]

3:02 This went exactly where I thought it was going to go 😂

[@squirrellordsgaming2772]

Oh my goodness that made my day. Thank you so much HLC.

[@joshuapadgett6343]

I was getting such weird looks with my buff and Franklin 2024 shirt on the 5th.😂

[@thejbomb65]

The missile guidance system is gonna sue somebody

[@atlemacks]

I'm so glad I finally found this channel. 🇺🇲

[@underconstruction6436]

F35 development is wild

[@redpolscorp]

"Those Guys might forget what side they're fighting on." They already did and had some blue on blue.

[@Shhh_likethat9968]

1:07 aye ngl didn't think it was to many of us on here lol as long as switch can come wit me lets party buff 💪

[@emrsdca]

"Let us stare at a pair of knockers..." 😂😂😂😂 Buff is just spitting facts out here! At least that's what the guy sitting next to me likes!

[@aaronaltmann9852]

I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Thanks HLC that helped cheer me a lot. Keep at it sir

[@MrTiberus1701]

Dude, I wish I had a fellow NCO as hilarious as you are when I was active duty.

[@Adam-nv9zo]

F-35 was really cooking 😂

[@CarBENbased]

That tirade from F35 had me ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT! I laughed so hard I started choking and coughing. That was brilliant!

[@lukeskywalker8102]

I like this f35 mood

[@justinthomson2310]

Best episode in months. Thank you for your service!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@DEC3TheWokeProject]

Hustlers and Honeybuns.

[@BigT683]

OMG! HLC that was some of your best work! I love it

[@habitual_linecrosser]

Thank you, I'm glad you liked it!

[@christopherroberts6089]

Buff and the diaper joke had me dying omfg 😂

[@marksteve9247]

F35 was packing heat and definitely was spot on! 😂 F22 default is a normal day crash out! 🤣

[@MrKouzan]

Thats what id expect from a flying superpower brain.

[@jomarcandelaria9673]

😂 best video ever!!! The J35 face killed me bro!! The puppet joke was golden

[@lexone_1893]

Like always this dude makes my day. German greetings!

[@navaronehartman8880]

My buddy showed me this channel for the first time on Tuesday while we were watching election coverage and I'm addicted lmao I've been binge watching videos for the past two days. Thanks for the content!

[@negativerush]

F-35 had me rolling. I am at the doctor's with the wife and I had a hard time not letting it out.

[@midnighthunter32]

Convicts around the world all nod in unison thinking “yep your right”

[@strangeweirdandproud1319]

The F35 stole the show my jaw was on the ground before I even knew it.

[@mikemaresca4999]

Half the bomb bay with Hustlers and half with Honey Buns??? The pulse tracing would be a nightmare! IYKYK

[@MJKing30]

Nobody can cancel Buff

[@blueliberty6702]

F35 is cooking today!

[@djjeffs8066]

2 min, ALWAYS check for these

[@mattholland8966]

Loved this episode! 2 things though. That file the F35 downloaded, couldn't have been done if Harris had one! The other thing, don't let Buff drop the Hustler magazines. That's a job for a B58! Raid the boneyard!!!! Hehehe