Rod Stewart & Jimmy Carr Dwarf joke Interview [ Subtitled ]

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[@evel-keneval8210]

My parents were both circus dwarves, they were very poorly paid. Always struggled to put food on the table.

[@paulsharp5976]

That's gone over a few heads..I got it.

[@jellynozzle5040]

@@paulsharp5976 YA MEAN THE TABLE WASOVER THEIR HEd?

[@donaldgraham6414]

My parents were dwarf zookeepers. They eventually perfected the trick of stealing food from the elephants.

[@jamesboldcomedy6914]

I remember Rod Stewart came into a pub I worked in at East Finchley many years ago. He left an envelope behind the bar when he was leaving and said get drinks all round with this when I'm gone. So he drove off in his big white limo. There was a teabag in the envelope. TRUE STORY

[@ericscaillet2232]

Quite a joker himself we see😒

[@queengodiva7776]

Can you explain

[@jamesg6319]

Tommy Cooper done the same to a cab driver put a tea bag in his pocket and said have a drink on me. PG tips!!!

[@trevorcrook5753]

I heard Rod being interviewed during covid . He was retarded

[@CoherentChimp]

He must have been feeling generous that day.

[@swbbreps8464]

when Rod lived in Bel Air, in the 80's, i worked for a carpenter that worked for Rod (when he was with Kelly Emberg; she was pregnant). One morning I got an early call sending me directly to Bel Air. A pipe had burst in the bathroom in the "train room" and flooded it. I spent a few hours that morning in that room clearing out the water and carpet and so on, and was pretty blown away with his hobby. You had to squat down at the door and go under the track, coming up in the middle of the whole shebang, this landscaped train thing he had built, it was wacky. He painted/constructed everything, all the trees, the little people... there was a full populated replica of Victoria Station in one corner, complete with the turntable that sends trains from various gates down whichever track. The whole room was an immersive experience. I was floored...

[@jellynozzle5040]

Because you had to go under the track?

[@christiansleepvideos]

I'd like to see just an interview between Rod and Jimmy. They seem to play off one another surprisingly welll!

[@paulamccool6679]

I love that Sir Rod has such a wholesome hobby as his trains. The man could do anything in this world he wanted and he loves trains. I would love to see a documentary that showcased his hobby. I'd bet it's something to behold as (to me) he does not seem the type to do anything half-assed.

[@mrbillhicks]

3:52 I read somewhere that the BBC received 3 complaints for that joke, how ironic it would have been if they had received 7 !!!

[@mrbillhicks]

I heard that 6 out of seven dwarfs aren't happy

[@MrMorganfarts]

+mrbillhicks **clapping**

[@hitchiker4242]

+mrbillhicks that's not irony

[@mrbillhicks]

+hitchiker4242..... a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result.

[@bhew7409]

I was going to like your commenty but its on 77 likes! :o

[@mr.rainbowlovescoffee]

I could watch both of them all day. So wonderful to see the love for each other. It's like to brothers hanging out. Jimmy Carr and Rod Stewart are extremely awesome. Both of them seem so down on Earth that you can approach them and talk to them like it's so amazing. The way Rod Stewart love's his son is so precious.

[@sagarhirani4559]

Suddenly there's a third guy on the sofa

[@narvul]

And gone.......

[@sagarhirani4559]

And no one cares

[@narvul]

Sagar Hirani Only we do.

[@sagarhirani4559]

Let's not let this get out. It'll be a secret.

[@jameshill2450]

Spare organs. At Rod's age he needs constant upgrades to keep his body working at all, so he needs to keep a donor within reach at all times. At this point I'm pretty sure the only original part is his face, the doctors just keep working full time to make sure that he can still stay up and singing.

[@BenjiPrice502]

"If you are a dwarf and are offended by that grow up" hahaha savage

[@jessiejames7492]

Billy conolly told a joke about his sister encountering a little person in a bus. She gave him the seat she was sitting on. The little person got offended and started to rant at her. She told him’ i hope when you go home Snow White beats the hell out of yr little bottom’ or something like that. It was hilarious the way he. Told it. After these yrs i can still remember that

[@CoastConcepts]

"have you got any kids" "oh, no, none" "plenty of time" Jimmy is thinking "nah no kids, got 3 drawers full of coat hangers though Rod"

[@carolandbrentrudko5004]

Sad

[@EggyLad1442]

Who the fuck puts coat hangers in a drawer

[@ZakFarley]

ouch

[@paritoshd]

There's always stairs.

[@demonshaz]

@@EggyLad1442 Maybe your not familiar with Jimmy's coat hanger joke

[@Nagnullat]

Rod Stewart's music has never meshed with my tastes, but he seems darling and his major train hobby is very endearing.

[@granthurlburt4062]

Listen to the Faces, and "Every Picture Tells a Story" (backng band was the Faces). He was great then. His solo career from Atlantic Crossing on is not worth listening to.

[@BariumCobaltNitrog3n]

Jimmy and Rod have such a nice chemistry.

[@Sarando1]

One of the greatest concerts that I have ever been to. Rod Stewart.

[@John-zt6yw]

Yeah, I’ll bet it was. Great singer . I was in a restaurant the other day when Stay with Me came on . Best rock n roll song of all time, imo. The Faces were some band.

[@jennmarie6]

I just seen him the other night and he put on an amazing show. One of the best concerts I’ve been to. He definitely has stage presence and I laughed more than I have at any other concert. So happy to have seen him!

[@BelieveNoGod]

2 guys that are so down to earth. Thx Rod, and jimmy. I loved this.

[@moihawk666]

down to earth? LOL its like you didnt watch the video of them being beyond posh? (THIS ONE) with two hotels rooms one for your toys and jimmy has more surgery and his suite cost more than your car.... get off

[@klondike69none85]

@@moihawk666 someones jealouuus

[@gallaghermusicvideos]

@@klondike69none85 Jealous of tax dodger?

[@klondike69none85]

@@gallaghermusicvideos cant really tax dodge when you get all your money from a welfare cheque

[@gallaghermusicvideos]

​@@klondike69none85 wow what a comeback

[@Tovek]

This was a treat to watch. What wonderful chemistry they have together.

[@MrRdholmes]

Saw Rod at Twickenham, in the rain, a few years back - bloody brilliant.

[@MythicSuns]

I always called Jimmy Carrs laugh “the Jimmy Carr alarm”. Because in all honesty, if your car started making that noise, you’d run to it in a flash.

[@CorvusCorone68]

i saw a video where a cat was on a car and the alarm went off and the cat was just hopping on it, didn't try to get off, just hopped every time it beeped

[@kc2823]

When you pay 2% tax I guess you can afford to buy your entire audience a drink. haha, I love Jimmy.

[@dielaughing73]

Ha ha HAA!

[@mjcamp01]

Tax deductible

[@snakeinthegrak8969]

Appreciate the gesture.

[@45rpmSINGLES]

@@mjcamp01 The cost of entertaining clients ( food/drink ) is not tax deductible .

[@elainekerslake6865]

Cameron called Jimmy out over tax avoidance. Press turned up at his gated apartment and Jimmy came out with a face like a smacked arse.

[@geowynleda4641]

Two very charming and likeable men.

[@snugnodge]

Bet Jimmy wrote that round off as business expenses 😂

[@TheBountyhunter1959]

Rod, i love your old rock songs! Jimmy i love your laugh and your pope jokes, you rock my friend!

[@FeelinErie]

I thought ''grow up'' was funnier than the actual joke lool

[@jaggass]

+FeelinErie The seal laugh followed after.

[@ZakEverett]

+FeelinErie It's part of the joke

[@bobfuqyumarley3082]

you are a fucking idiot

[@justandy333]

Its funnier than the 'actual' joke because it was the joke!

[@TheAce12570]

It's basically a double joke, you can often take a joke, look at it from another angle and come up with another punchline for it.

[@crofs9310]

From a Rangers fan.... Amen Rod for weariing the poppy. Hopefully you have enough influence to convince others to do the same.

[@celtictillidie67]

No

[@eddiethompson248]

I can just picture these two on Graham Norton.

[@holliemarchant8081]

same

[@westy_ss9425]

Don't watch that wanker, you will only encourage the tosser!

[@canadianroot]

That's a weird and kinky threesome. Would they then rotate?

[@otterspocket2826]

When you say 'on' Graham Norton...

[@bruhmoment1835]

He's a fruit, but dunno bout these two

[@jessiejames7492]

Rod Stewart is always so down to earth...nice to see such a big star being so down to earth..

[@alemgas]

Pity he's a tim supporter

[@jessiejames7492]

@@alemgas whats a tim supporter. Sorry i am not british.

[@jessiejames7492]

@user-pv8jy1nt8f 😄

[@8ballsidepocket205]

Rod "you got kids" Jimmy "NO" Rod "You got time if you can get a 20 year old for the next 20 yrs mate " :) lol

[@evelynovercash1147]

I love the way Jimmy laughs. It sounds like a car trying start and just can't quite make it.

[@missbrokendreams]

Sounds like my car lol

[@PetterBruland]

Yes! Respect for Rod Stewart! Doing Projects, using his brain being creative :-)

[@snakeinthegrak8969]

It's never good for a man to stay idle.

[@FatalFriction]

I under estimate for rod Stu, now I think he's really cool for telling about his train set and paints!

[@Turco949]

Kudos to Rod for still rocking the same hairdo for the last 40+ years.

[@chrissmith9286]

Grew up listening to rod. This is the first time I've ever heard his speaking voice. Its not what I expected. Cool dude though.

[@catmadwoman6317]

A real proper Londoner's accent.

[@andrewgriffiths9214]

These two work together surprising well

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

These are Two gentlemen I would love to meet in person!

[@kevinparker461]

I get to hear Rods voice every time i swing the rusty 5 bar gate up the farm!

[@nadjamuller5497]

Good old Rodney! You wouldn't think he's one of the most successful and well-known international entertainers. Longterm! You just gotta love that lad!😃😗

[@ericscaillet2232]

Yep he's a lad....yawn...

[@glitter-lk5dz]

* Roderick

[@supersesqui]

Funny enough Rod seems like a great guy to have a beer with in your local.

[@otterspocket2826]

Especially if he's going to put £5000 behind the bar.

[@jamesboldcomedy6914]

I think youd be paying...

[@soundhealer6043]

"It's a family show, this is family telly", that why you served up the drink? lol

[@jamesgallagher1362]

I'd love to write a joke about a stripey sock. But I don't want to put my foot in it

[@bigsuey]

I love how they say its a family show! have you seen the state of families these days!

[@joagj1978]

+euan cameron Well. They surely have to make a show, for the one or two families left, don't they.

[@willkittwk]

euan cameron well in America you can see many modern day families on the Jerry Springer and Murray Povitch shows. they're taking DNA tests to find out who the Dad is. I think you guys have Jeremy Kyle doing the same.

[@mercedes3585]

are Jimmy and Rod actually friends?? they seem so comfortable together! I love it!

[@The-Audi-driver]

The best joke I’ve heard, was some said humanity has moved forward. From what I’ve learnt, The only ones that want to keep it moving are wrongens

[@garymcatear822]

Dwarf jokes are the height of rudeness, it is not their fault they drew the short straw, but at least they are big enough to take it.

[@JackDaniels267]

I fucking love Rod. And Jimmy. Different folk, but they care.

[@RossPatzelt]

jimmy carr is so clever to censor himself when on shows like this

[@sirrodstewart2610]

Ross Patzelt you are welcome dearest

[@024leoj]

the ending inspired my joke... I wish I had more sock jokes. darn

[@specialized29er86]

i'D ALWAYS THOUGHT jIMMY'S LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE THE CHOOKS NEXT DOOR.

[@LSATSB]

Specialized 29er you’ll have to explain that one to the people who are not familiar with kiwi slang...!!! 🤣😉

[@L3A1N8]

8 and a half minutes of footage, with he title based on a two-word joke

[@liamdienemann8937]

Legend has it he's still working on that sock joke to this day

[@xMsry7]

I can confirm that there's nothing else to do in Blackburn

[@rosemarydudley9954]

Well what do you know? Go and visit my hero, Carl Fogarty........

[@Justiceforpets]

Love Rod, going to his show in my home town & local mission winery next April. Living in Brisbane but go home to NZ whenever I can and hopping across the ditch is nothing these days (corona virus you loose) Don’t like to wish my life away tho I can hardly wait to see Rod again, and a good night out with my Aunties, am having matching sexy new shirts made with Rod’s face on them for us to wear 💛

[@shakesfirst2443]

Brisbane. I lived there for 8 years, it was the longest 47 years of my fucking life.

[@noname1st139]

Lmao, love Rod,love Jimmy, Great interview lol

[@matty101yttam]

Was an article the other day of a dwarf physic wanted by the police...title read : Small medium at large

[@andrewthomson2628]

Would have been funnier if the dwarf had been psychic.

[@nicbarrax76]

Robin Bobb didn't see that one coming.

[@otterspocket2826]

I had tickets for one of these stage mediums last weekend, but it was canceled due to foreseen circumstances.

[@RobBanx100]

@@andrewthomson2628--Too short sighted to be a medium :P

[@andrewthomson2628]

@@RobBanx100 Mocking the afflicted! Hilarious.

[@colinshomepage1214]

Matt was crapping himself in case he lost control of them both

[@niklfc9384]

Rod should put his trainset on KZbin 🙏

[@jamiet2262]

"I am Training, model Training, at home again, crossing fantasy steam engines with coal and water, hear me Choo Choo, puff puff merrily"

[@steveryal7446]

Isn't Rod a genuine guy. I love his songs/music.

[@TreasureHuntingNana]

2 of my favourite celebs xx

[@sandyjones4393]

I love Rod more seeing him as a family man.

[@Ruisu101]

I bet Jimmy was biting his tongue a lot.

[@erikcarmel5260]

...and I was born in Portugal , a place where he's adored .

[@octopus680]

I totally loved this interview

[@dianedizayee2439]

Dude, show some respect to Rod. He may be older than you, but he is very talented and attractive. When I heard him sing "/What a wonderful world"I wished that he had chosen a different genre of music than Rock. His rendition was a powerful and emotional tearjerker.

[@ericscaillet2232]

You mean like his 70's porn star or used car salesman jacket....oh😒

[@motherflange]

He should have told his gypsy joke 😆

[@jamesgibson1123]

This is amazing! The two luckiest men alive and the guy from blue peter!

[@AMK190768]

Pual Smith's socks - BRILLIANT!!!

[@rodrigezgozalo4780]

Perhaps Jimmy could do a cover of the Beatles "Taxman"with Rod.He could go on the fiddle(has been for years).

[@arrow5599]

when rod asked jimmy to u have any kıds i really thought he was gonna reply not the way i do it.

[@onlyme9254]

😆

[@erikcarmel5260]

ROD is ROD....well not really , now he's...Sir ROD ! and well deserved and earned too .

[@motokrack]

theres no need to belittle people

[@jakesmith7009]

grow up.

[@PrettBadBoyFranklin]

took me a minute but i got it

[@SadSackGaming]

motokrack dwarves are not the littlest no matter how much you want to make them be little.

[@Olysk8er]

That one fell a bit short.

[@darthvader2562]

Olysk8er midgets

[@HotShotsPhotoJD]

Rod is dashing. This set for show done right with all the colors and Rod chose a smart suit and coordinated it well with the maroon tie. The table is a bit futuristic, but does represent something original so be it....

[@zapfanzapfan]

Savage Welsh joke 🐑😆

[@rivolinho]

Has anyone ever heard a laugh like Jimmy Carr's? I think he's putting it on. It must be a marketing device, like Chris Evan's hair and square specs or Jeremy Clarkson's racism.

[@cottoncandy4486]

Wish there was a date on this , cos Rod looks great.

[@nikiTricoteuse]

I actually find the idea of Sir Rod up in his hotel room painting bits of his train set, quite endearing. Interesting to hear Jimmy talk about his laugh, l always assumed it was fake and part of his shtick.

[@andrewcomerford7052]

aint it about time this [show] is put to bed .

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

Rod Stewart has trains, that's the cutest thing I've ever heard about a singer 😉

[@TheGemDoctor]

Frank Sinatra had model trains valued at over 1 million$

[@PhilipZeplinDK]

That was a low blow... beneath him... belittling... OK I'm out of puns.

[@moriellymoproblems7842]

+Philip Zeplin It seems you came up short.

[@goonerdotcom]

+Philip Zeplin ...yeah ... that's pretty small of you.

[@speedrob]

maybe you should have been the bigger man...

[@josuecamarillo3011]

childish. looks like lack of development.

[@moriellymoproblems7842]

speebyda Real punny.

[@dontrockwobble]

6:09 I thought Rod was setting up Jimmy for one of his best jokes. "I was recently asked if I had kids. I replied that, no, sadly, my wife and I are unable to conceive." (pause) "... the way we do it." (wink)

[@mohammadrasoulfard-habibi3066]

Haha 😄🤣.

[@scandalmusicuk]

A sock joke? You’ve really put your foot in it now...come on Jimmy, that one writes itself! 😄👍

[@psychshell4644]

Rod & Penny are just lovely people

[@harrypainter7472]

No hold on, hold on, I don't take me train set.

[@Cliff00936]

Rod's socks matches the scenery in the background

[@guyfihi]

It occurs to me that Jimmy Carr is a very well spoken self confident person telling infantile jokes.

[@robertburgess11]

guyfihi yeah and he’s fucking loaded because of it

[@sarahann530]

Tell us some intelligent jokes and we will see how funny you are !

[@ericscaillet2232]

Never judge the man by his trade...

[@cymro6537]

3:42 Alex laughs like Jimmy 😃

[@kevster1007]

Rod's as tight as two coats of paint he's got short arms and long pockets

[@dannyboy6114]

Tighter than Eskimos eyes

[@michaelmacluskie6089]

@@dannyboy6114 I am sure that you know Rod very well then?? You wish!!

[@dannyboy6114]

@Michael Macluskie no I don't know him but everybody knows that sweaty socks are minge bags

[@michaelmacluskie6089]

@@dannyboy6114 Have not got a clue what your talking about mate.

[@CrazyInsanelikeafox]

It's not a train set it's a scale model railroad.😂😂

[@albee_fuqtifanno8595]

Love Rod and his die hard Celtic fan attitude.. Still wearing his Celtic foundation band i see. Hail Hail Rod.

[@KingoRichie1990]

There really is fuck all else to do in Blackburn.

[@vinzo0913]

A good sock joke. Big feat.

[@user-nt9nd7xm5f]

‘Going out’ remind me what that is….in 2021

[@LYLEWOLD]

"Your sock looks like a stick of Juicy Fruit. and speaking of Juicy Fruit, how are _you_ doing Rod?"

[@lonewretch]

I simply adore ms Jones

[@garyturner3761]

At 4:00 Jimmy says:'if you're dwarf and you're offended grow up.'

[@TheAce12570]

And at 8:15 he says "backwards". Why are we quoting random parts of the video we all watched?

[@weeooh1]

Reminded of his other joke when he asks "anyone afraid of pedophiles"?...... "Grow up!"

[@sherbert500]

jimmy could have said "here is a quick joke about your socks rod, they haven't heard you write or sing a hit song for years"

[@shiroyt4185]

Rod Stewart and Richard Hammond give the same vibes.

[@BartHufen]

I cannot believe how well Rod looks! How old is he now? 70..?

[@rhumharienbuenaclemente5925]

I Was Only Joking 😂😂😆😆😅😅

[@Cowntsikin]

I didn't know Rod Stewart was also British. Damn, all the best musicians and singers are from the UK.

[@ericscaillet2232]

Best marketing,lots of talent in the world

[@markpalmer8083]

Where did you think he was from?

[@johnsimms8285]

The venison joke was written by Tim Vine. He is the master of the short joke

[@RobBob555]

bollox, i said that "joke" 20 years ago, does that mean i "wrote" it ??