Cameron Diaz's Cleavage Settled Jimmy Carr's Nerves | Friday Night With Jonathan Ross

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[@alterego6075]

I love comics like Jimmy Carr...the possibility he's being sarcastic in any conversation...is literally never ending. Keeps you on your toes. Great entertainer.

[@felixandersen3815]

Jimmy Carr would make an excellent Quagmire if family guy made a live action adaptation

[@trollobite1629]

Ha ha well spotted 🤣🤣

[@yannickbiermans6857]

Haha so true😂😂

[@clintonkildepsteen3982]

He would be perfect... gigity gigity

[@MartDeath]

I dont think so, Jimmy is way too classy Dont get me wrong i love Quagmire and Jimmy but Quagmire is too brute and Jimmy is too iconic to fit

[@trollobite1629]

@@MartDeath You missed the point. It's the look not the comedy.

[@since1876]

Jimmy's face when he realizes saying "laugh f*" might just work was perfect 😂

[@thelukos]

I’ve been watching a lot of Jimmy Carr’s stuff recently. He has so much material!

[@trollop_7]

Most of that's left over from he did an ad for Remnant Kings.

[@mitchellweiner4990]

Cameron and Toni together like this are adorable!

[@kevdoe3360]

I am guessing it was when they had done the film,In Her Shoes?Good film!

[@Tovek]

I love Carr and I love listening to Cameron Diaz laugh.

[@alsmoviebarn]

I like how this was filmed 15 years ago yet Jimmy Carr looks exactly the same...

[@llNeevall]

Ali3nat0r wait, really ? I just found out about him

[@Talisman09]

he is made out of candle wax, what do you expect

[@Andrew-jb2ib]

There's probably a picture of him aging in the attic

[@modernmonkey]

Nonsense. He doesn't have a Quagmire face anymore. He is way better looking nowadays.

[@EmmaRiddle543]

He lost wait

[@edga69]

"He is one of the biggest faces in stand-up comedy" LMAO

[@kaunisrumilus]

Hahaha took me a second but hilarious hahah

[@miacat5630]

I was expecting Ricky Gervais when he said that... lol.

[@lukeponting5379]

There are other people who are on par with him l8ke frankie Boyle and Kat Williams

[@_Ob1_Wan_Kenob1_]

Was expecting Jimmy to make his joke about that but he didn't

[@Veekalp]

Literally 😂

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

Jimmy Carr is a true, professional comic and besides the fun, his overall skill is fascinating to watch!

[@AngelicusImmortus]

Snatching back Ross from being a perv about Cameron Diaz by make an erection joke was rather classy. When Jimmy actually looked uncomfortable when Ross was going on about riding Cameron Diaz, perfect way to rip it open by making her laugh and making Ross look like a mug.

[@donrane]

Well, it is very easy looking funny and skilled when you are next to Jonathan Ross.

[@aids1487]

Love how Green Day is just casually chilling there ahaha

[@sarahrichardson4901]

Jimmy is just so funny. I could watch his comedy all day 🤣

[@tricky2055]

Thanks to KZbin we have discovered Jimmy Carr here in the US. Saw one of his short videos and immediately watched everything on his channel, and texted links to his videos to everyone I know. The way he handles hecklers is funny as hell! We need a US tour, Jimmy!

[@novajames6871]

tricky205 typical yank wanting to go watch tv from the 2000s 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@tricky2055]

Nova James Huh?

[@Talisman09]

@@tricky2055 pay no attention, he's our equivalent of an inbred hillbilly

[@fivish]

JR's thing is to ask multiple questions and an answer. This gives the guest a lot to chose from!

[@ichneumon2776]

I haven't seen anyone else look more beautiful than Cameron Diaz in the dance performance in the movie 'The Mask'.

[@thesweboy2873]

Cameron Diaz in Charlie's Angels 1, especially as a waitress, when she flirts with the bartender, the "flip her hair" -move with her gorgeous wide smile attached... Don't forget Lucy Liu either... oh, man. And she never age :-p

[@isosteric]

Get to the back of the bloody queue Saurabh. 🤣

[@ballconei4879]

I had it on VHS as a boy and that bit was worn out on the tape after a few years.

[@tehnemox]

Nah. For me, THE scene was appropriately her intro scene. When she walks into the bank and there's the shot of her legs...it has been forever burned into my memory since I was a kid.

[@MalphasMikaelson]

Cameron Diaz has never been beautiful.

[@aidanchristmas6118]

Another great one Johnathan!

[@fw1421]

I miss Cameron since she retired. Great actress,and funny as hell,loved her with Tom Cruze.

[@verdeboyo]

Jimmy Carr is so bloody funny. His dry humour is second to none😂😂😂

[@finglasunited9989]

Jimmy is class...I'm a bus driver and the homeless gag nearly had me splitting my sides oh and that tampon joke...pure class

[@trollop_7]

But you're a bus driver.

[@finglasunited9989]

@@trollop_7 oh I love your name

[@trollop_7]

@@finglasunited9989 I'm a pile driver.

[@finglasunited9989]

@@trollop_7 I bet you are 😂😂😂

[@robertfrazer8161]

Ahh, the Jonathan Ross interview "technique" - ask a question, as they start to answer, start talking!

[@kimothy1701]

I understand you’ve got a new tour. Yes I’m.. and you’ve brought out a new dvd

[@Talisman09]

The lack of silences keeps it flowing. Something tells me that you wouldn't be quite as good as Jonathan at his job, buddy!

[@robertfrazer8161]

@@Talisman09 How does stopping someone from answering "keep it flowing"? Strange comment!

[@Talisman09]

@@robertfrazer8161 it prevents awkward silences. In real (and genuinely friendly) conversations people talk over one another. It isn't hard to follow such conversations unless you're a little slow I'm guessing

[@robertfrazer8161]

@@Talisman09 This isn't a "real" conversation, it's a TV interview. It helps to be a mind reader when watching Wossy interview, since a lot of questions don't get answered due to Wossy interrupting, so you just have to guess what the the guest would have said.

[@Randomcorpse]

7:48 performing stand-up with a stand-up

[@thedolphin5428]

I love the way Jimmy specifically -- as do many other Brit guests -- shock Americans with their straight up bawdy responses. The yanks just can't believe such stuff goes to air!

[@JK-vp2ux]

That's because we've got a bad case of self-righteous, lams-of-God, shitheads over here. They've been taking over for years. Wasn't this bad 30 years ago when I was young.

[@nicosmind3]

@@JK-vp2ux taking over for years? You've one right wing national TV channel, and even that is a questionable statement. Yet there's people trying to ban Fox, cause I guess free speech doesn't belong in the so called land of the free....

[@Spinbassflipbassfly]

I was just thinking... this wouldn't swing nowadays, but Jonathon would for saying it. "I've got two ladies out there are are hot to trot", all the nipple stuff... he'd be sacked by ITV the next day.

[@thedolphin5428]

@@Spinbassflipbassfly Nah, there's always a channel and some shows and some hosts permitted by the public to be bawdy and make un-PC jokes, thank God! It is, after all, legitimate comedy (sit down, not stand up). Cancel culture doesn't work on THE STRONG -- only the capitulating wimps.

[@cdh79]

@@nicosmind3 "land of the free" with the highest amount of incarcerated people in the world by far is pretty ironic anyways..

[@grigorirasputin9507]

You can get PTSD having a conversation with Jimmy Carr... because you never know if what he's saying is a lead up to a joke or not...

[@stijnvth]

Anyone else think of Quagmire when looking at Jimmy

[@rumien1383]

Stijn Vth now that you mention it 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@John-X]

3:57 quite right.

[@ja2911]

hahaha! so true!!

[@Lynxchillin08]

Well I didn't, but now I cant unsee it

[@Hjominbonrun]

cant unsee him now. you basterd.

[@elgin4010]

These British comedians are funny as hell

[@jeebles9890]

5:04 That was such a great line lmaoo

[@parkssahota7820]

I love Jimmy care. Absolutely best comedian in the world

[@VirajasKulkarni]

I'm sure Jimmy Care for you too

[@kshgarg147]

Cameron Diaz in "The Mask".....There is nothing better out there!

[@antonygough-martin857]

Seeing Jimmy this Saturday in Derby, can't wait.

[@Lalovision3D]

It’s ALWAYS Jonathon Ross’ birthday next week!

[@cassu6]

Never realized that Jonathan Ross was that funny

[@kedabro1957]

6:50 is where it is.

[@SharkWithFreakinLaserBeam]

THANK YOU WHY IS THIS SO FAR DOWN GOD DAMN

[@kedabro1957]

@@SharkWithFreakinLaserBeam 🙏 Glad to help!

[@helenahooley2076]

Please upload the Cameron Diaz & Toni Collette interview if you have it

[@davo-h1t]

yeah!!!!

[@DrexlTheRomantic]

06:35

[@seanyd1235]

Good day to you sir

[@juggernaut4799]

God bless you good sir

[@kanedaku]

09:59. No reference.

[@brandongarcia9344]

Good man!

[@kiradotee]

5:23 "it does work! Bloody hell" 🤣🤣

[@aquartic2175]

Cameron Diaz, Jimmy Carr and Green Day??? I need to see this full episode

[@gargantuanclaymore6824]

Speaking of voice overs, it blew my mind when I heard Jonathan Ross in Fable 2. Random as fuck.

[@Jemerick95]

Green Day just chilling in the green room there like

[@Talisman09]

OK

[@albertdesalvo7273]

But BJA is a Trump-hating cunt.

[@zombi2896]

@@albertdesalvo7273 i assume the trump hating has nothing to do with him being a cunt

[@joshs7160]

@@albertdesalvo7273 good

[@aarondowd7346]

@@albertdesalvo7273 Nothing wrong with a bit of Trump-hating

[@george_taylor]

Finally figure out who Jimmy Carr looks like - Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy.

[@samgarrod4781]

Giggidy

[@julianlunde4355]

Oh yeah yeah

[@terenceflynn5125]

Or the pathetic little solider in saving private Ryan

[@kedabro1957]

If you sort by "Top Comment" you will see one from a year ago that already said that.

[@helenHTID]

So, You took some time trying to figure out who Jimmy Carr shares looks with... And you finally chose a character that he looks nothing like?

[@cinzafenix08]

Cool 😎 cheers from Portugal 🇵🇹

[@timomastosalo]

Talk about a straight face line dropper. Talked about Cameron's buzom with no smirk. Laughed twice, when most of us would've been cracking for every 2nd quip of J. Ross.

[@ger5565]

Jimmy has gotten a lot better with his delivery.

[@trollop_7]

Come now. He was only ever an amateur obstetrician.

[@yankee2666]

I'm sure he'll be happy to hear that.

[@samh62695]

Most excited to see green day tbh

[@Uatu-the-Watcher]

Wow. It’s weird seeing Ross talk to Carr as if they’ve never met.

[@allwrighty100]

Yeah, weren't they lovers in the late 80's?

[@Uatu-the-Watcher]

I don’t think so.

[@hibaahmed6285]

IUZVBNMXE$/ÖK.

[@callanmasterman1079]

Wouldn’t get away these jokes now on the Jonathan Ross show🤣

[@SubjectRandom21]

@7:52 gives you an idea about the differences, in comparison, between British humour and American humour, even if Toni is an Ozzie, which is very very similar to British style.

[@h.l.phillips3175]

GIFTED! I LOVE HIM! NEVER SEEN HIM LIVE...I COULD LISTEN TO HIM ALL NIGHT!!!!👍💜

[@andydudley1775]

you only need to see the act once .well it depends if your into bbc repeats some his jokes there are a decade old .so you seen the best bits already for free.

[@garrybaldy327]

It's 2005 and they're talking about how successful 8 Out Of 10 Cats is. I've only been watching it since 2018. Modern man, me! I'm so modern, I've only just heard the awful news about John Lennon. He's divorcing Cynthia for a woman called Yoko.

[@Harcix]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZyUqnV7qtR9gbc

[@allwrighty100]

Well I've got bad news for you Garry, she's the reason that The Beatles are going to split up.

[@kreaturen]

Nooo, John Lennon is dead?! Bloody hell, could 2020 get any worse!??

[@Radagast-]

I know... That Suez thing, right?

[@KennethSorling]

Wow. That Yoko chick must be a really good singer, then.

[@RogerAM78]

Wow!!! The English talk shows are so much better than the U. S. ones. They actually feel like Carson’s Tonight Show. Authentic no fakeness

[@aidanvanschaick886]

Agree.

[@knowEyeDeer]

No @JohnathonRoss, riding Camera Diaz is the honest-make-a-wish™ for teenage boys jackpot!

[@tracewallace23]

I'm not sure that Cameron could ever NOT look smoking hot 😍😎

[@ivespoken8902]

i'm imitating Jimmy's laugh soo good :)

[@luke-js6rn]

Love russel Howard in the middle of the vocal band

[@mahmoudabdelrahman2259]

the end of the show was just trading punches 🤣

[@alansamuel2454]

'It's not easy performing stand up with an erection but that was good'. Damn Jimmy Carr is bold af.

[@belindajardim3145]

"Put it away b4 they come out" 🤣😂🤣😂

[@aidanvanschaick886]

Jimmy carr is freaking hilarious 😂.

[@robertjkuklajr3175]

Jimmy Carr is more like a high speed monorail!! Thru the tunnels straight to the funny bone.

[@bustarogers9990]

I wonder if that's Jimmys normal face lol it's hard to tell when he's in character.

[@luisvega666]

cameron was my crush when i was tennanger my god she still bueatifull

[@MADMANB68]

luisvega666 and mine. Especially in something about Mary 😍

[@Zak-ob5ze]

This is from 2005

[@jondunmore4268]

No tits though. What was Carr talking about ?

[@jondunmore4268]

@Dusty 99 -- My sack is very sad indeed when there are no tits to dangle on.

[@bruhmoment1835]

Holy shit was that Green Day in the background?

[@kanedaku]

No. Watch the show.

[@yeehaawjuice6987]

Bruh billy joe looks young as hell in this

[@georgepiper647]

@@kanedaku yes it was green day you moron

[@maffbuckley600]

2005!! Jimmy car ain’t changed a bit

[@wetkneehouston6293]

Well, he starting paying his taxes

[@forkayebee3831]

You'd think his protective coating would wear off, bloody good cyborg he is

[@PhilipAlexanderHassialis]

Well of course it is 2005 - they talk about a damn DVD fergedsakes.

[@redmed10]

Not such a fat face any more.

[@banjopink4409]

He invented himself a 'comedy laugh' in between times. Shame.

[@The_Modeling_Underdog]

Toni guzzling champaigne like there's no tomorrow and totally hammered at 7:23. What a lass.

[@KleosAu]

Every time he comes to Australia, he's fucking amazing.

[@graceonfilmsnstuff]

she does make him come a lot

[@MeMememe-ip8bv]

@@graceonfilmsnstuff that sounds like something jimmy would say

[@graceonfilmsnstuff]

@@MeMememe-ip8bv ;)

[@stephaniediazcortez3192]

About time

[@chickenzalfrezi]

Cameron Diaz. No words.....❤️

[@trollop_7]

Only when her mouth is full.

[@justandy333]

Blanket Bombing? I think you mean Carpet Bombing! 😂😂😂

[@chriswelcome8102]

When he said "I saw a homeless guy on the bus today, he got off" it was going to be some sort of masturbation joke

[@No_Way_NO_WAY]

such a great chemistry between them :D

[@service2204]

Cameron Diaz what a crush I had on her ♥️🔥

[@ernestoberger7589]

She was hot back in the day.

[@ajohnson153]

@@ernestoberger7589 I mean, I'd still go there.

[@chriscornford9335]

I still do

[@capnskiddies]

Well you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crisps

She has never been hot , try Margot Robbie

[@thesweboy2873]

Aha, Jimmy f-ing Carr... the human incarnation of Mr. Potato Head. The world needs more persons like Jimmy Carr, one of the best comedians in the world.

[@bloodmoongrizzlythefirst6492]

LOL looks like its filmed in the late 60's 70's

[@HenritheHorse]

Guess you have never seen film from that era...

[@heathcliff8624]

@@HenritheHorse I still can't program my VCR

[@jp.dlamini]

There's fetuses older than you mate. Jesus.

[@heathcliff8624]

​@@jp.dlamini Odd reply...

[@MatthewLenton]

That well remembered film - Stormbreaker

[@azza1793]

Bloody hell, Storm Breaker was released in 2006, Jimmy Carr must be made of plastic coz he hasn’t changed

[@-_James_-]

And it didn't do particularly well either. So Jimmy saying he was "dragging it down" wasn't too far from the truth. :D

[@VigneshVR]

Uhh yeah he's had a ton of plastic surgery. Him and Katherine Ryan keep cracking jokes about each others' botox work.

[@donrane]

Jonathan Ross didn´t totally suck in this clip. He actually made a few people laugh.

[@squidge903]

He's godawful

[@underwaterbubbles]

This is why American stars prefer British talk shows. They have more fun especially on the Graham Norton show.

[@outseeker]

think its pretty key norton gets them tipsy straight away too XD

[@helenahooley2076]

and you can curse

[@willdenoble1898]

We love Jimmy Carr in the states.

[@dondiddy7529]

Imagine this exact interview in 2019 lol there would be fucking up roar lol

[@chr1staki]

@@chichim2020 why?

[@grahamlong8701]

Image this in 2020 wouldn't be aired 🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸

[@tenenbaummark]

ehh, i think it still would have happened. he's a comedian lol

[@Matt_Alaric]

@@tenenbaummark Cancel culture cancels comedians too.

[@jamdaddy4181]

@@chichim2020 And that's the problem with today's society...

[@peterlewis3540]

The Bob Monkhouse of British Stand Up, professional, and in possession of a superb gift to make people laugh.

[@bigtatties]

Surely Bob monkhouse is the Bob monkhouse of stand up

[@peterlewis3540]

@@bigtatties Dear Bob, is no longer with us, but there were few stand up comics as polished and professional as Mr Monkhouse. I was fortunate to see him on two occasions, both in the legendary Stardust club, in Usk, in South Wales. Youi knew you were in the presence of a time served professional comedian, just a joy to behold. Jimmy Carr is becoming one of the best stand up comics in the Uk, and no doubt, should have a long career in the business.

[@metalovermatter4045]

cameron still looks so good

[@saemikneu]

this was in 2005

[@garethm3242]

I was 21 when this aired, just finishing my degree at university. Absolutely loved this show and all this kind of culture, had already seen Jimmy live the previous year. But DAMN how some of this stuff feels dated now, and soo "pre meToo" in such an obvious way. And I'm glad this is the case. It's important that we admit this as a development - esp if we still enjoy Jimmy's humour, as I do. Jonathan in retrospect was a bit of an odd one and has seemingly calmed it down these days

[@idontknow445]

2:44 caught me so off guard, being a fan of Green day

[@natl5692]

Jimmy's posture is making me self conscious about mine

[@yttommy76]

The good old days when adults could Have a LAUGH!!!

[@toddoakes458]

Funny show thanks todd

[@enthusiast0]

MY WIFE DID LISTEN!

[@ronanrogers4127]

Whatever happened to CD?

[@Wagoo]

It was replaced with vinyl

[@RVcheesecake]

@wagoo I thought so 😂

[@colinmayes5892]

Ross still likes the sound of his own voice even today

[@OgreProgrammer]

Someone's gotta.

[@tonyryan5371]

It's taken all these years for me to realise that Jimmy resembles Quagmire

[@lightawake]

Why the bleeping out of the expletives? Ruins good British comedy pandering to prudish American standards.

[@ManScoutsofAmerica]

Doesn’t your country arrest people for making jokes?

[@PallaDrak]

@Wubba Wubba I just think he means that thats a requirement for American TV, which as its the most prominent, it bleeds into other countries. The original wasn't censored, nor would it be if it was re-aired. Its just been bleeped for KZbin.

[@dickfitswell3437]

Atleast we have freedom of speech. Every other day I hear about some bloke or chick getting arrested for offending someone on the internet. Apparently facts hurt feelings in the UK

[@PallaDrak]

@@dickfitswell3437 "Every day"? Wheres your source? That happened once, 3 years ago. UK does have freedom of speech, haven't heard otherwise. Arguably you're being hypocritical. How can a country that censors every 'offensive' word say that one that doesnt doesnt have free speech..?

[@lightawake]

@@PallaDrak thank you, that's exactly my point - KZbin is an international platform with international contributers; I'd like to see the original content as it was.

[@BlastedMaster]

Channel- "Cameron Diaz's Cleavage..." 2.1mil people - "Yup."

[@drewbewho]

2005.. jesus

[@kathryncachart5809]

The tampon present is elan epic joke but I do love jimmy carrs humour! Awesome

[@Againsttherulescouk]

This man is so intelligent .. from 2005 to present day Jimmy Carr for prime minister 🤣😂

[@justintemp]

This aged well in the me too era...

[@luisvega666]

5:22 thats was brillant he just showed him your audience paid too

[@NosajKnows]

Couldn't get away with half of these jokes now a days

[@Lordofthe44]

He still does

[@bensheekey1399]

I find it funny that you have many struggling actors, auditioning for parts then you have someone like Jimmy with no acting experience just given a part

[@tedz2usa]

Jimmy’s face hasn’t changed a bit. I truly had trouble figuring out when this was filmed, until I read in the description it was 2005.

[@sebastianalegria3401]

I'm not a fan of Jimmy however, I've been watching a couple of his stand up comedy shows on Netflix, and to be frank they're fuckin' hillarious. He once said on a talk show; "he has one single kind of laughing", so every time I listen to him laughing reminds me as an audience of the show lol.

[@strats991]

You're not a fan of Jimmy's but you think his comedy shows are hilarious... Uh,... Basic language seems a bit of a stretch to some. :p