ROLL CALL: Madonna and The Fat Jewish Dance Audition

[@ginasousabranco5637]

The Goddess of Pop invented a new kind of commercials!! SAVAGE VISCERALITY

[@dimadiz9985]

OK that is the best video for the MDNA skin up until now by far!!

[@MDNASKIN]

Thank you! ❤️❤️

[@kamilahmartin5160]

Up until now by far kkkkkkkk

[@Jaime20099]

Please Madonna the next music videos must have that quality of image in this video

[@BODYAMR.STUDIO]

lol

[@abdulrasheed17]

Quality madonna looooooove together for a good fantastic day

[@ashleyartus8430]

x yes junior its clever.x

[@manarod]

yes, the anti-age filter is great

[@sevsabril]

hell yesssss

[@GM1988]

what really amazes me is how erotica sounds so fresh in the background.

[@RDrRD1989]

Exactly👍😎❤

[@jordonhanlan]

That song is still the shit and sexy

[@mark902]

i was thinking the same. i mean i grew up to this song, this album, it's perma-etched into my brain. it was my first ever maxi-single, and i listened to that maxi-single like it was an album. but hearing it in this commercial gave me chills like it was a new song.

[@RDrRD1989]

@@mark902 same here❤ sounds so fresh and new!!!

[@vincentruvo6988]

Why call it MDNA? It wasn't even a good album. Really miss her old hits!

[@NorbBarwick]

So divine! This commercial was made with a nice budget.. P.S. Fast forward to 2022 . I'm STILL using it! It's THAT good!!!!

[@stevystephens1391]

I LOVE the levity and playfulness you bring! Clinical skin care service, technology and advancements have never been so appealing! Giggles ensue

[@tazbaz1012]

This was a great add, and probably the best one I have seen in a looooonnnnnggggg time. Tamika. Madonna seeeennnndddd meeeeeeee sooomme pleases !

[@hardiksolanki8093]

Erotica is truly a timeless song.... still sounds so fresh to this day pls bring that sound back M

I tought the same thing amazing song

[@toddpicconi-yourdependable5364]

love it at 4:53 "Don't hurt yourself"...Thank You for the source of entertainment for 3 decades, M.

[@fabianfarbeyond558]

Can’t stop whispering “SAVAGE VISCERALITY” all the time and everywhere I go...sometimes I even whisper it loudly. HELP ME!

[@rebelblue]

Ok Madonna, but now please new music!!!

[@CTG4-b3x]

Quavo - Champagne ft. Madonna and Cardi B!!!

[@CTG4-b3x]

*Champagne Rose

[@JoeyToronto]

WHY? she hasn't produced a good album since Confessions On a Dance Floor, all of them since then were horrible.

[@paradisenotforme]

@@JoeyToronto Hard Candy was pretty good imo

[@yairmoreno9091]

@@JoeyToronto You are right her musical genius died about 2006. Her albums since then they all suck!!!

[@rodrigoaraya7568]

LOVE IT!!! WE ALL EXPECT THE SAME LEVEL ON YOUR NEW MUSIC VIDEOS SUPERWOMAN!!!! WHAT ABOUT AN AUDIOVISUAL ALBUM? BLESSINGS

[@michaelseven]

I actually dont' mind this one! When you're more relaxed and having fun it works out...but relax more!

[@jony3010]

I have no intention to buy any of this stuff, but I am enjoying these weird commercials. Do ya thang, Madonna!

[@eduardochavacano]

It's a fun video... She looked gorgeous, music was delicious, and she was cool. So this production is great. bravo!

[@FerchoRuiz410]

480p in this video and looks amazing, I can imagine in 1080p or 4K

[@elviraramos2899]

These pair are so funny together! Madonna looks so beautiful!

[@pearlford8341]

Elvira. U should have gone t specsavers 😂😉😉

[@synapticrush]

"Just mend your relationship with your father" ROFLMAO

[@eugeneaniar7232]

"Savage viscerality...Be silent but loud..." kewl....

[@CTG4-b3x]

"Stop, stop! It's missing something... I've had an epiphany" "You want this dude to pour milk all over himself." "I 🤔 maybe later" She's silly

[@emilymacarska5141]

We need original Erotica version in huge club It drives me crazy I will break the dancefloor ❤❤

[@callmesatria]

She's taking ads to the higher level.

[@RDrRD1989]

Please, Madonna, remove those horrible grillz!!! Love You!❤

[@eric79boz]

"Be quiet but loud!" Wait whaaat? :P hahaha... she's the queen.

[@gregoryalbert6020]

Slower but faster, quiet but loud, want sex but don’t, bigger but smaller, living for this and dying for this 😂

[@pearlford8341]

God shes vile.

[@irenemarano1663]

@@pearlford8341 shut the fuck up LOSER

[@drewplay6261]

Savage Viscerality for SURE !

[@Dragomirseven1]

Fantastic!!!! Queen show how to do it, amazing job!!!

[@mrqs1549]

The MDNA videos are amazing!

[@thomasb.1424]

Waiting for next studio album, come on MDNA 😉😋

[@tertiary7]

i thought i would hate a lame product placement ad but ended up laughing through it.. clever.

[@hlgrmdr9556]

the cgi blur on her face looks beautiful!

[@marcdeacon3021]

Omg i shit myself with delight when EROTICA started playing

[@abbyroed]

"Be quiet and loud!" - died

[@tazdeville55]

LMAO, this commercial is HILARIOUS! Damn beauty roller is hell of expensive I bet.

[@A358M]

tazdeville55 it sure is expensive. Her line sells at Barneys. A paper bag at Barneys may cost you $50. There are plenty of amazing skin care top notch highend companies-i don't need her's. She has plenty of money,she sure is not getting mine. Besides,if her products work,what's with all the botox,fillers,10 layers of caked face make up,camera filters???? She looks like a corps in a casket. Ughhh

[@ryanhession2282]

M X MAKE MORE SONG LIKE THIS PLEASE. I am trying not cry with love

[@kitwalkerreal]

I think i found my Dancer....are you with me!?💜

[@StelinaJustice]

" I just wanna shuffle you like a deck of cards" 😎😎😀 I think that Madonna could make me do anything, I would just lay there hypnotized. She could even make me buy cleaning wipes ( the ones with the plastic fibres), even though I am environmentally conscious.

[@pearlford8341]

Stelina.ODD!!

[@brendagodzprecious7485]

I Love your sense of humor

[@dannydearing9188]

U probably get this all the time. I write 22 songs a day and some nights. Whats your biggest advice? An inspired fan named Liz. Thanks

[@sgd.6830]

Whisper louder 😂

[@Floridian-e9o]

Hats off! Classic Madonna wit that is never stale.

[@DorothyBishop]

I can’t believe she told Mejo that he has love handles. Really???? This explains a lot.

[@guywill7875]

now I am feeling Madonna. this was awesome

[@RM-lj8bv]

I wish for Madonna to get back to creating music that is forward-looking and different and very exciting with great visuals in the videos.

[@ashleyartus8430]

I wish for you to play stadiums, and sell millions of records...oh and dance ....i mean proper dance not dad dancing.

[@boyshelby282]

Why one makes the choice to hang on to a tired trend that also gives you a discernible speech impediment mystifies me. ENOUGH OF THE GRILLE, LISPY!

[@matraindia]

Just Iconic!!!! Grande Madonna!!! Now i need this beauty roller in my life!

[@staffsolutions3817]

Are these the dancers for her upcoming new tour?

[@hottrucker123]

Madonna looks so much better in this video. Shoulder hair, red lips, cat eye liner. KEEEEEEEP THE LOOK. Give us back the real madonna

[@suzieqtruth6377]

Be Quiet and Loud! lol.

[@manuelcalderon5191]

Madonna is on fire 💙🧵🦋🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@steveaustin1977]

Queen of Auditions!

[@raymondmclaws6022]

ABSOLUTLEY F-ING LOVE THIS. QUEEN OF IRONY

[@alice2370-l4g]

Love youuuu Diva!!!!

[@songadelrey7396]

you're beautiful; those grillz, no!

[@RDrRD1989]

Yeah, I know

[@annalisa14]

songa del rey - she thinks it attracts black men.

[@altermood]

Seriously...she needs to just do what she does best. This skincare crap is ridiculous.

[@andresfelipeacuriabravo]

Why is this better than her recent music videos 😢

[@RayOlmeda]

Ok, I laughed the whole time...

[@MDNASKIN]

😂❤️

[@ashleyartus8430]

YES YES YES ITS COMEDIC.....funny comedy..xxx

[@xionxion3807]

0:23 mood of life.

[@josephmora5230]

These lens filters are fucking annoying, her face is brighter than the sun or white as a ghost. She's even more whiter than Michael Jackson ever wanted to be, lol. Look at the difference between the 2, HELLO!!!

[@alvaroperez8223]

she is just making art. she is creating. no mater is a song or a video for her roll. is obvious that this is not her face. same with her albums. is not her real voice.

[@keeferfleming6345]

wdf i got excited thinking this is a mv 😢😢😢

[@Juniorstube1968]

I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

[@pearlford8341]

Junior. Try specsavers next time😂😂😉

[@Juniorstube1968]

@@pearlford8341 I cam imagine what YOU look like! LOL!!!

[@Juniorstube1968]

@@pearlford8341 6 subscribers and NO content. Go away, troll!!!

[@zubenko17]

That's really awesome!!

[@MDNASKIN]

😘

[@vbs5510]

The roller, not new technology. Nor is the lighting specifically for that old woman. Is that Madonna? Tragic that her acting hasn’t improved either. Thank you Fat Jewish for adding some humor.

[@jereykobalt8874]

Worry about your tragic life. I mean, you are here... On a fucking comment section... LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@honantong]

Epiphany: the balls -> eyeballs with blood vessels

[@aimeeglatt2713]

6 minutes of commercial and I still don't understand what the thing does??? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@brodimis101]

Very weird... but in a good way! Definitely made my day.

[@janebailey8032]

Erotica will never die!!!

[@hollykrueger6453]

Wow! Loved this! Very funny. I LOVE you Madonna!!

[@Russkivol]

When she is bat shit crazy, she's hilarious. Stay on the express train to Casa Coo Coo, Madge--it's FUNNY.

[@sulphurman]

She wants this to be better than 50 shades? So she wants it to be mediocre? Hmmmm, I think that is asking a lot from a Madonna anything these days.

[@patricknavoizatdautricourt5953]

Yes madonna a new album please 💛💛💛

[@srbobass141]

She s done so much. She s been so much. She s meant so much. Such a great idol. Such a great model. Such a great entertainer. You even fill some part of my missing parents. And, i guess, for many others... Really. Its hard to say, but, Madonna, what s this shit? Mdna skin care thing.... Is that really necessary?? What s the purpose? Are you too finally under control like so much? I dont think so but that's not you. ANYWAY THANK YOU DEEPLY FOR BEING THERE. FOR WHAT YOU GAVE. BEFORE. YOU WERE THE LAST ))

[@davidhinds6407]

J

[@laquiviahand8077]

i love the album ray of light. Namaste.

[@fikrilondon]

She look like in her Material Girl 1984 music video !!!

[@mariastutz8244]

She is the Queen 👸💋😎

[@ReubenWalton]

Is some of her new music 🎶 playing in this video?

[@MatthewsManic]

I’m not sure where it all went wrong after the self enlightenment of the Ray or Light era, but Madonna PLEASE stop feeding your ego and start feeding your soul. Remember you’re an artist, and when you start creating something based In the truth of that, you’ll be “relevant” once again. Money never brought you any joy, never will and let’s be frank, you don’t need anymore! Who are you? This crisis is heart breaking to watch!

[@franklybenjamin2718]

I couldn't agree more. This wreaks of low vibrations. Madonna's current "frequency" seems to be aligned with financial gain as well as an attachment to youth and physical beauty. It comes across as desperate and inauthentic. If this is what Madonna is "about" presently, it says a lot for her current state of consciousness. Perhaps her spirit has fallen asleep after it's blossoming during the Ray of Light era. Remember when Kirk Loder interviewed her during the studio sessions for Ray of Light? She was so peaceful, content, and full of high vibrational artistic expression. That's the Madonna I was expecting to see evolvement from during this current time in her life. But I feel a digression in consciousness is what might be taking place. I wish the best for her and her well being if that's the case.

[@yannisstath]

Madonna & Fatjewish need their own show

[@mrqs1549]

Her body, her moves...

[@AndyCiccone]

Love you and the grillz!

[@adamrabah1888]

Madonna plz we miss Evita Peron COME ON MAKE A MOVIE

[@carlgreen8154]

This is how the MDNA era kicked of. Clothing at Macy's, new perfume, album release then the tour. Synergistic at it's best. She is always a good business boss

[@maxsalinas1533]

Please Madonna don't removed those grills. Be yourself you can afford it Ji ji ji ji ji. You only live onces.

[@JusticeAndrew]

Most people can’t even afford MDNA products😩

[@foxxxylooove2931]

comedy madonna at her best.if you cant laugh about yourself,...and so on.SHE IS STILL THE GODDESS!

[@pickymoon]

"He's got a little love handle thing" -- it's called obliques, Madonna.

[@pablocancino6490]

I have got one of those tables, which you can blend it

[@vittoriacongiu2252]

She does what ever she feels is needed at the time. Shes capable of brilliance, shes just stirring her gold pot.........

[@pearlford8341]

Vittoria. She keeps coming up with lots of crap but never got anywhere f years.. hence the crap products too.

[@s.g.scheerer5781]

Madonna is a nut and I love her.

[@SunShine8308]

I think the only way she can really revitalize her career (though this skincare line is probably making more money than an album does net right now, even a successful one) is to maybe for a time let her appearance go much more natural and admit to very big personal faults without sounding like self-pity or the rantings of an ego. As a long-time fan I just can't relate to this overly stiff way of sounding and appearing. Tears of a Clown is the wisest transition move she has made in recent years. tarotworldtour.wordpress.com

[@leewhite344]

Tears of a clown was a travesty

[@richardconn2012]

it raised money for charity ...

[@cleo5942]

Im a long time fan too, and it makes me sad that the lady who created like a prayer, erótica and ray of light now does this. Sign of the times, I gess. Very stupid times.

[@davidgahan-ks5jh]

Does she really need to make money???

[@ashleyartus8430]

REVITALISE? You need that muscle massager on your tongue and electric shock Therapy through your brain...then you may make sense.

[@anthonystanevich4820]

Nothing less than perfection!

[@lukuscannon9697]

Oh my god I absolutely love this Madonna you are a legend

[@kdmil2002]

Hahahah. Now that was funny!

[@softshallow9463]

Thankgod her face is back to how it was natural pure beauty not full of them fillers.

[@pearlford8341]

Softshallow. Ur joking Yeah!!! Her face is full of everything under the sun she looks horrid.and also her face is bleached like a ghosts.lol.

[@imlivinglikejimmorrison5562]

Pearl Ford She looks beautiful. Stay mad ugly.

[@anastasia.2007.]

What kind of bullshit is that?... The only thing that will help you is sports and fitness. Not an "infrared roller" that's only useful for scratching your itchy back.

[@laneblake5694]

Madonna's going cookoo in her old age & no beauty roller's gonna improve or reinvent her image of something road hard and put away wett Yuk!!!!!

[@LindaLiang-v3j]

She makes me laugh when she acts like this. I've seen her in person, and I am so ecstatic over her act!

[@manuelcalderon5191]

Madonna en la casa Azul 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@teamsalsalero9452]

love 80s madonna!!SUPER!

[@dwn1lal3]

Luv Madonna, she is the Queen of Pop!

[@tramplelouie1255]

my bucket list is in hopes fat jew would trample me!!