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@erin63145 жыл бұрын
Lol he dropped the mic! I died when he yeeted it 😂
@itschrispretorius5 жыл бұрын
he got so passionate his tourettes kicked in and yeeted it. died of laughter cause i saw ur comment just as it was happening and that can of coke yeet in a school vine popped into my head
@brittanyjoygarcia915 жыл бұрын
“Im going to shoot myself, With all of your guns.” Did not get the laughter and applause it deserved.
@captainteeko45795 жыл бұрын
Bad timing in America....
@brittanyjoygarcia915 жыл бұрын
😬
@theunwantedman1125 жыл бұрын
Common law. Because marriage is the leading cause of divorce.
@slipknot95maggot5 жыл бұрын
The ending was so good I didn't even realize the mic unplugged. I just thought you got super passionate out of nowhere, ran with it, and threw the mic to put a point on it/represent your struggle. Way to stick in there and not just putter out when it unplugged. I really bought it, I thought damn I dunno where that came from but what a delivery. Ooh.... ooooh that wasn't on purpose
@ThePokeGod5 жыл бұрын
5:56 Married? No? Engaged? *Ok I tried, look you guys.* 🤣
@kajunfrog5 жыл бұрын
All i thought was "Welcome to Texas" 😂 .. Just some info for you, in Mississippi, you have to live together for 7 years to be "common law married" 😂
@ashleeblanton5 жыл бұрын
Literally thought the same thing lmfaoooo
@BPacheco84 жыл бұрын
Same in AZ. Thought it was everywhere guess not 🤷🏾♀️
@shalacarter66585 жыл бұрын
I want to go to one of your shows and sit up front so I can answer the question. Cheers!
@nattyrf5115 жыл бұрын
"ladies, you all just have to have more self respect"-Samuel Comroe (4:21) me- YUP!!! ***clap, clap, clap*** 1st night I met this guy, he said "I don't believe in marriage". I got up, shook his hand & I told him, 'nice to have met you'. I started to walk away when he asked me where I was going. I said, 'I don't believe in playing anyone's pretend wife. I don't want to waste my youth on a guy that won't marry me.' He laughed & I didn't. - 1 year later he asked to marry me. - 1yr, 1 month & 4 days from the day we met, we were married (NOT common law). - Been married now almost 16 years. No one who knew him could believe he got married. No one who knew me would have believed that I would have settled for anything less. I know so many women who cry about "wasting their life" on some guy they dated for 10 plus years only to break up & have him marry his very next girlfriend with in a year of meeting her. They wonder why he changed. Why he wouldn't marry them. He didn't change. You just didn't require a commitment. The only thing about him that "changed", was, what was expected of him.
@MayFlora5 жыл бұрын
Kai Evans oof “you morons” huh? It’s surprising that anyone would willingly spend time with you
@maddibesaddi5 жыл бұрын
woooooow dude not everybody wants to get married
@potmki66015 жыл бұрын
True story. I know one girl, who spends money on her "husband", pays rent for their place, works so much for this, he calls her "wife" while "looking for a job" and saving money he gets from government for their future flat. Except, it will be on his name, she is not his wife, he can ditch her anytime and she will have no right for property they earn together. But she is 19 and an idiot. He is about 25 and a bad person, taking advantage of her like that. "We don't believe in marriage" lmao - well do you believe in propriety and law? You lady have some respect for yourself and understanding of how law works, and you totally deserve to brag about it
@mefford674 жыл бұрын
Kai Evans and know we all know *WHY* you’re still single...🙄
@ashleeblanton5 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna be honest I regret the last fuckin 20 minutes" lmfaooo Me: Welcome to Texas
@Layth7125 жыл бұрын
I thought the mic drop was part of the joke 😂😂😂😂😂
@boots2645 жыл бұрын
My absolute favorite comedian! Samuel is soooo underrated, I wish everyone knew about him. The way you can flow without a direct script is absolutely amazing and I applaud you for that. Hope I can see ones of your shows someday 💕💕💕🤩🤩
@lexigrimhaive5 жыл бұрын
Poor Sam! He doesn’t understand how common law marriages work lol.
@potmki66015 жыл бұрын
No one does, I personally hear the term for the first time
@3bevscorporation3632 жыл бұрын
Common law is a legal term for live-in partner.
@Codypup015 жыл бұрын
This is Texas... her dad brought out a shotgun... we had BBQ... we share a trailer... boom... married.... common law.... that's why it is called common....cuz we all do it. Can't shoot yourself... twitch... miss... twitch... miss.... mic drop!
@rowansmith49835 жыл бұрын
I live in Texas and I don't know what the hell Common Law is
@brittanyblackshear33125 жыл бұрын
It's a law that u are considered married after being with someone after a certain period of time. So for people who don't want to or haven't got married can file together for taxes and such.
@Evan-dm3si5 жыл бұрын
Best comedian in the game today. 👏🏾
@xnixrixx3905 жыл бұрын
You are hilarious, i wish i could see you live one day.
@ripley36475 жыл бұрын
Lol my parents are now considered Common Law married cuz they lost their wedding certificates in our house fire. Texas for the win!!? Also, all these people at every 1 of his shows have so many issues answering his questions 😂
@ale_guadarrama5 жыл бұрын
I love how he interacts with the audience😂
@melissapoboy21105 жыл бұрын
I swear I laugh harder when you laugh!
@kissofchaos84595 жыл бұрын
Um.... Does anybody else when they listen with head phones its like sounds jumps back, and forth between the two buds when Sam talks. No... Just me?
@ripley36475 жыл бұрын
Me!!
@avery17735 жыл бұрын
Same...
@brianaescareno31555 жыл бұрын
You need to do a show in HOUSTON TEXAS!!!! I love you, you are so funny and I would love to see you at a show😩
@Island-Girl5 жыл бұрын
He was there a few months ago. I'm hoping he comes back soon as I wasn't able to make it.
@jar7d5 жыл бұрын
Was the mic drop a twitch? I thought it was on purpose at first but then it seemed like you may have just twitched 😂
@aftersexhighfives5 жыл бұрын
The person smacking the table in hysterics at 1:34 awesome
@joshuamoore35155 жыл бұрын
Oh damn that was great. And yes romance is dying in texas
@MandaReaxe5 жыл бұрын
I snorted when he dropped that mic I’m crying
@hannahpeppers15415 жыл бұрын
Ugh! I wanna see you live so bad!
@sammieg86412 ай бұрын
I’m sorry but he is one of the best current ad-libs
@alext41835 жыл бұрын
Lmao I'm from Texas and most of this is wrong. 😂
@mauboy19835 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that is bothered by the panning audio? On every other word the balance switches from left to right