Ron & Fez - Fez's Rape Jokes

Fez writes a few rape jokes that are fun for the whole family.
From Ron & Fez 4/28, 5/1/06

[@jesusjones9215]

The sheer brilliance of creating a funny bit and then completely sand bagging it at the same time is amazing.

[@QuintTheSharker]

There will never be another show like this.

[@b.brianblair7014]

RIP Fezzie

[@SonOfMuta]

Fez looks like a young Dutch Mantel in that picture

[@AirBuddDwyer]

The Great Amida I think he's a dead ringer for Johnny Cakes

[@johnwise8433]

Both of those comparisons are good. But, the Dutch mantel one is dead on

[@rwicerino]

30:19 "checking in too early" is actually a solid punch line, sucks ron stepped on it like a pro lmao

[@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484]

FEz sounded so different ..he had some quick lines

[@erixouther]

"A LOT of things are gonna get thrown against the wall this weekend " LMAO

[@borisrivera24]

“Rhino sex” 😂😂☠️ Fucking Ron.

[@matthewcraker6729]

😂

[@DHodges187]

Radio shark was the greatest caller in the history of this show.

[@rwicerino]

found RS's youtube account

[@BroadStBully28]

@@rwicerino and what would that be?

[@KCCC326]

*greatest squalor

[@raykasdorf5651]

Suckyist caller on any radio show ever in the History of radio

[@millyonair9225]

It's not even close

[@ichiban308]

It's so weird to hear a healthy RandF, and not the dysfunctional one before it ended

[@GuadalupeGonzalez-dl2xo]

Fez was hilarious before he went insane

[@youtubebannedme4207]

​@@GuadalupeGonzalez-dl2xo every show has that guy who slowly goes insane. like Anthony from opie and Anthony. he ended up becoming a racist far right extremist and conspiracy theorist which ruined the whole show. every episode he would find a reason to go off on these hour long race rants that only he cared about and really werent funny. especially after Patrice died he just lost his mind.

[@defaultusername123]

I'm no fan of Anthony's virulent racism or his well documented hebephilia. But I don't recall him going on super long race rants without the balance of Patrice there, really. When did he do hour long race lectures? Opie def ruined O&A by not signing long term contracts simply put

[@DoodooSwaggy]

@@defaultusername123 are you insane? It was literally every day during the Trayvon shit. Obama destroyed Anthony’s brain.

[@JadeDude1973]

I think I actually came up with a "clean" rape joke. Here goes. It's little Johnny's first day as an altar boy. The priest says, can you keep a secret? Little Johnny says, yes. The priest says, good.

[@PanasonicTooth]

Not bad, I think.

[@kutansam4172]

Eh. I appreciate the effort but there's really no punchline and it's a little too on-the-nose.

[@erixouther]

I tried to write a joke about throwing a left hook and a right cross at a man with a stripe across the middle of his face, but the punchline was two on-the-nose.

[@chrislewis6488]

😂good stuff

[@niconestra]

Earl!!! You should've cued up "Push it to the limit" for the montage music Fez was talking about!

[@Demendred]

Whats the funniest thing about rape? Her being in therapy for 20 years.

[@MrJamesdarmody]

+Demendred i know a very god one: 99% of all women kiss with their eyes closed. thats why its so hard to identify a rapist

[@mambaboy1982]

Demendred .........R A P E.......

[@notkevin7]

Poor Randy couldn’t do anything but laugh when he was asked for his location

[@JadeDude1973]

My favorite rape joke was a Jim Jefferies story about a chick at a club offering him a ride. When they got in the car, she got on her cellphone and called a friend. She asked him his name, and he said "Jim Jefferies." So she says into the phone, "his name is Jim Jefferies, in case anything happens to me." So Jim turns to her and says, "Well... you've just made this a very awkward rape."

[@seanpaul93]

I like the woman caller with the SIDs joke lol

[@bundiclionie1365]

Exiscution style ganglang murder

[@borrisg4972]

Is that really what Fez looks like? I've been picturing him looking like Jimminy Glick

[@wyattsafran]

Lol fezzies face pasted over George Castanza from Seinfeld

[@JadeDude1973]

Alabama caller was saying "raped ape" not "rape date."

[@aspergeropie529]

Is this the same Fez that got offended over the word "crazy" being used in a commercial?

[@defaultusername123]

LOL yes

[@BlindShoemaker]

8:23 😂😂

[@athashalfling]

lol funny

[@diogoravasco6792]

Who would guess that Earl "busted funny bone" Douglas wouldn't find them funny?

[@OniMorter]

Were there some dump cuts? I don't think the joke in 20:50 made it

[@josephparker1347]

OniMorter It was that her delivery didn’t come over the air well.

[@gregmartin3183]

FFS Ronnie B 🐐

[@ronaldcatullus]

7:34

[@NobodyInTraining]

Can someone explain to me the joke at 21:50?

[@NobodyInTraining]

thanks

[@JR-lv9nb]

Wheres the explanation? Did you tune remove it?

Do you guys actually need that explained? It wasn’t funny, but it was fairly clear.

[@defaultusername123]

the joke is that its an old conception that chinese food leaves you hungry again after an hour so, asian lady......

[@KC-bg1th]

12:31

[@JaneDoe-zr4px]

I love "SJW downer pain in the ass" Ron.

[@bigdog704]

Just the term "rape joke" is disgusting!

[@bigdog704]

Not troll, pissed off rape counselor!!!!!!

[@borrisg4972]

How many rapes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they're too busy having a rape shower. (I know this reply was 5 years late and nobody cares now or even back then)

[@TheLunnyBear]

@@borrisg4972 I care Borris, good job bro.

[@plainsolejoe9195]

I love angry Fez. Wish he could have been strong enough to still be here.

[@LowTierAutist]

What about the term "Joke rape"? Cyaaaaah

[@bri0n21]

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