Ron & Fez - The Kleptomaniac (Shoplifter Fez)

Ronnie B.’s antisocial co-host reveals his lingering inclination towards petty theft; Big Cat burglar faces the music at SXM studios. 12/18/09, 12/02/10
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[@tuffcrowd6765]

A brilliant show that will never be matched.

[@DiscoDog]

Chapter 1: Candy Dish - 0:00:05 Chapter 2: Christmas Reef - 0:27:34 Chapter 3: Heist - 0:43:10 Chapter 4: Hanukkah - 0:59:57 Chapter 5: Red-Handed - 1:14:14 Chapter 6: Turncoats - 1:28:35 Chapter 7: The Kleptomaniac - 1:33:00

[@iphonewalkthroughs]

KING

[@edwardfetner2513]

its like a miniseries. perfect

[@edwardfetner2513]

49:04 Hicks just saying "what kinda potato chips sour cream and onion" tickles me for some reason

[@captainahab3694]

Is it just me or does Ron sound like a million bucks?

[@DarkJediGnome]

Nah, maybe a buck eighty three

[@ronaldcatullus]

I’m fuckin starvin, do we got a million bucks?

[@LowTierAutist]

Fresh out, just got an old 💯 grand.

[@Sparkp1ug]

​@DarkJediGnome Not a cent higher than a buck three eighty.

[@poppycock31185]

As opposed to Opie who sounds like a billion mucks aka a pile of fecal matter.

[@nicholasesparza2978]

Like 3 minutes in and im dying of laughter! RIP Fez!!!! Love you, you stand alone angel!

[@ShadowRulah]

Ron screws with fez. Fez get's angry at everyone else. Ron mocks Fez's anger. Fez doesn't acknowledge. This is a crash course on the Ron-Fez Dynamic.

[@brianhacker9194]

was pretty dam cool wasn't itt 😎😎

[@aromardu]

Fez - "No means yes"

[@DirtyMike124x]

I'm really coming around to this show.

[@TheLunnyBear]

You listened to much Dave vs Earl and earl meltdown shows? Those are my favourite Ron and Fez clips and what made me love the show

[@DirtyMike124x]

@@TheLunnyBear I've listened to a decent handful of Dave and Earl fights / meltdowns and am just sad I can't re-experience some of those segments. Luckily, I think there's more I haven't gotten to yet. Those were some good laughs to enjoy while I traded my labor for payyyy like the glorified human work donkey I am.

[@davidperez5089]

Earl Douglas Is too infuriating for me. I love crazy Jen, esd, Hicks and Co.​@@TheLunnyBear

[@seventysue8090]

Ron cutting Dave off at the beginning when start talking about how maybe they only eat candy and not food. 🤣🤣🤣

[@subgrappling805]

Thank you Disco Dog...you're are indeed doing God's work. You're the man bro!

[@kennethpogue718]

The biggest thing he would steal? A young man's heart. hahahahahaha

[@asdfqerreff]

Fez stole my heart

[@brianhacker9194]

Too bad he didn't know how to put it to use 😔

[@sexualnapalm8498]

This was by far the funniest Ron and Fez clip I've ever heard

[@DiscoDog]

...Since after Fez murdered his talking cat-?

[@brianhacker9194]

@@DiscoDog Dam cat wouldn't say Cookie on air !! Stupid stage-fright cat had to go!

[@JakeStLouis-iu9tb]

Three’s Company Trivia is my personal favorite. RIP Big Cat

[@billybubsterino]

thank you DD. I know many (most?) were ready to say goodbye to Fez for good, but not me.

[@LowTierAutist]

Ron was so good in this one. If someone asked me what i listen to, I'd show them a bit like this. The bit/clip doesnt really date itself too much by movie or tv references. ESD was great in the beginning clips too. Dave was so strong at being support mic and really knew how to play it up with Fez.

[@peonmyhall]

Big Cat Burglar made me lol. Well done.

[@alliway6953]

Thank you Disco Dog. Love your posts. I was listening to the character showdown show last night that had me laughing uncontrollable.

[@hughmasson2200]

Alli Way I listened to that last night, too! I think "Dave Leno" was my favourite.

[@theronskier1]

Alli Way Oh man, that godfather character dave does had me crying.

[@Bararchie1]

Grandma accusing Robin, or anyone else, of shocking ‘maniacal’ laughter is sooooooo ironic and I’m not understanding how one bitter grandma can have such little self awareness 😂

[@peonmyhall]

Thank you for keeping the show alive disco dog :(

[@brianhacker9194]

Show goes in the cage cage goes in the water shark is in the water our Shark !!

[@jasonnickell9420]

​@@brianhacker9194"Eyes dark, dark like a doll's eyes...."

[@krdragon6950]

I love the way they describe Fez in the description to make him look stupid, Insane, weak foolish and incompetent.

[@brianhacker9194]

he was certainly a lot of things, but stupid or foolish was never one of those.. Paranoid and Scared, yes for sure 😊 Miss ya Fezzie

[@richarddobson5035]

@@brianhacker9194 His paranoia absolutely lead him to be stupid. What show were you listening to?

[@TheLunnyBear]

@@richarddobson5035 it was mainly all a bit. Fez, the huge wrestling fan, took kayfabe more seriously than most wrestlers I believe

[@kennethpogue718]

He shouldn't be eating candy at all! hahaha Diabetics... What are ya gonna do?

[@DoItLikeDat450Splat]

Thanks buddy!

[@lithium23]

RIP Fez

[@brianhacker9194]

Fatty Pneumonia will live 4ever !

[@Derek.Jarvis]

I have a bowl of staplers...

[@sexualnapalm8498]

I literally couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard

[@sharon07430]

10:46 this is why I love Ronnie

[@dudemanbrochief]

Why ANYONE named Tommy would try to call in to the show, is beyond me... oh yeah, I listened too much back then, and am here, over a decade later, STILL finding shows I missed :-) RIP Fez... Bennington the DUDE = genius... Bennington daughter? Not so much...

[@sexualnapalm8498]

Rons gravelly Batman voice fucking kills me

[@evidencedotzip]

Fuckin kills me cause it’s the same voice he uses when he drops one of my favorite lines from the Cakehorn saga: “You hear that, Sam? You just made the list... The Packrack list.”

[@Mrz-bq2yb]

RIP to the Big Cat Burglar

[@5milemacc737]

rip icewear fezzo

[@peterpratsch7223]

I did some hard work for my job and the next day they bought 24 doughnuts for 8 ppl to share. I made the mistake of eating 2 doughnuts and the next day got called up to the owners office. I was expecting a promotion for the hard work. Instead he says “ so and so saw you eating doughnuts all day “! I said excuse me, and proceeded to defend my actions. He fired me. Work place politics are ridiculous.

[@silversnail1413]

That's why I prefer working nights when there aren't as many people around.

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

I am owed a shitload of candy, because when I was in Kindergarten at the latest, my stepbrother and I were taking out the trash from all the individual offices where my mom worked, and we cleaned the floors with those non-motorized things that you would run across the floor like vacuum cleaners. We didn't get paid at all.

[@coolboy5245]

I hope you got something in writing

[@hulkhogan2113]

whats with the steak obsession, just go to the store spend 5 bucks and cook a fucking steak its not gold.

[@TubeAngel]

27:35 I love Ron

[@davidperez5089]

3:15 piece of Candy... Ron predates FG James Woods

[@alyxi]

1:04:00 - '....no'

[@toddsteinberg6224]

was this the day before Dave’s drunken signing and the Romanian steakhouse?

[@came1361]

Song at 42.26?

[@Marcus-zt6os]

Stand your ground, Fezzie

[@Fluer-de-Lis]

01:36:36

[@jayzisthegoatbeyonceistrash]

Skip 1:00-1:14, 1:35-end

[@DHodges187]

I always wondered why HRJ felt this need to call this show and later Bennington, every single god damned day.

[@TheLunnyBear]

The real question is why they felt the need to put that bore on the air

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

I was playing a Black Ops deathmatch with Vietcong simulants or bots as they commonly call them nowadays when Ron mentioned Vietcong.

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

If they have a desk that has open space in the front and the candy is on the top of the desk at the front of it, it's intended for other people.

[@coolboy5245]

@@InfiniteRhombus I think they know how candy works

[@RodneyRowe-f8c]

Ln

[@stizacraack9693]

Candy is nasty same with ice cream and sugary cereal