Ron & Fez - The Maltese Ashtray (Fez's Bad Gift)

[@nwerner882]

Rest in peace Fez. It was bit's like this one that made us all love ya so much.

[@coolboy5245]

At least he went with the bit this time, instead of crying and threatening to have a heart attack

[@chrislewis6488]

A stand alone ashtray RIP Fez

[@serpentinegallery]

1:28:14 It's great that he rolled with the punches here but I think this might be the comment that struck a nerve with Fez and led to the matchbook gift a few years later, and he might not have even realized it. RIP

[@SmuggReport]

At 38:58, caller Andy says "it sounds like he's saving a ticket stub from a first date . . ." which is exactly what the matchbook is.

[@nope2190]

Ron was ON FIRE in this bit

[@DateTwoRelate]

In their all-time top 20 of bits.

[@JerFhilm]

If Fez had any sense of humor left at all near the end he would've given Ron a really cheap umbrella.

[@omayrasdemesne]

"A gadget, I remember."

[@mrjeremyleblanc]

Googled the ashtray...it really is the size of a Maria cookie. Can't believe it goes for 145

[@jaysmoker9849]

This is peak fez stalker patty voice

[@DrGeta666]

Awesome audio quality

[@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484]

i checked and they sell a red toots ashtray on that site,ny first ,for 600 bucks , Fez gave ron a collectible ,sort of

[@Kopers30]

1:09:40

[@AirBuddDwyer]

Toots Shor, more like Toots Sure Enough Fez Turned Out To Be Hopelessly In Love With Ron After The Matchbook Incident And This Is Just Further Evidence, amirite folks?!?!?!

[@stomper2139]

A little wordy.

[@AirBuddDwyer]

@@stomper2139 YOU'RE a little wordy...

[@stomper2139]

@@AirBuddDwyer Capitalizing random words in a sentence makes it hard to read.

[@AirBuddDwyer]

@@stomper2139 1) It wasn't random, only the proper nouns and words that were part of the "insult" were capitalized (for stylization purposes), which constitutes a pattern. 2) Random spaces (one of which you had in your response) make a sentence very difficult to read too. 3) You can't genuinely be this dumb, you must be a troll, so congrats because you've made me mildly annoyed.

[@stomper2139]

@@AirBuddDwyer u mad

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

Andrew and Chantell? Is that Big A and the Trinidadian?

[@YouAreMySunshine2]

Dave was wrong.

[@paulhendrick5857]

Fez is such a creep .

[@YouAreMySunshine2]

I can't believe he spent 200 dollars on an ashtray and that's what it cost too

[@Dre2Dee2]

He is. He basically finds ANY interaction with Ron "sentimental". "Look it's mayo... remember? We had lunch yesterday?"

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

As opposed to East Side Dave, who called Ron "Mr B", ate his own shit, and jerked himself off in public?

[@TheLunnyBear]

@@TheOrlandoTrustfull That was a weird comment, no one mentioned Dave and you replied as if this was a 'fez vs Dave who's weirder' debate

[@saraforney3940]

@@TheOrlandoTrustfull well they’re both creeps

[@JakeStLouis-iu9tb]

Fez- A gadget I remember

[@Tsadi9Mem9Khet9]

What the fuck are these well off radio people giving each other cash for?

[@fredrickmiller6534]

It boggles my mind every time I come across someone who listens to a radio show and legitimately doesn't understand what a bit is.. You're listening to all the words but the entire premise and meaning is lost to you. Maybe it's autism.

[@jaysmoker9849]

Ronnie is very funny, but his fake cool guy persona is so insufferable.