Ronald McDonalds

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[@BubblesZap]

I love that Ronald's not even a bad guy or villain in any way here. You're just a psycho who despite having a popular business wants to rob, blow up and kill the competition

[@SaphInfection]

a bot stole your comment lol

[@gabrielgamer4458]

@@SaphInfection NOT AGAIN

[@gabrielgamer4458]

Plus, he doesn’t even do anything bad to you, he just bonks you in the head lightly

[@hitthere7722]

@@gabrielgamer4458 I mean, he does shoot you

[@kpopsolos]

@@hitthere7722 only when you get on his last nerve

[@luke-floof]

Mark: "he's just standing there..." my two remaining braincells: "MENACINGLY!"

[@bababooey5402]

_wee woo_

[@randomfemal]

Saaammmmeeeee!!!

[@vasanthm3494]

I SAID THE EXACT SAME THING AND GOT SO DISAPPOINTED WHEN HE DIDNT SAY IT

[@A_Magnuss1]

WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE

[@mykaylatowell1190]

Same!!!!!!!

[@IsMyNameUnique]

i love the attention to detail when it comes to his kill animation he quite literally *McSlaps the shit out of you*

[@dr_tie]

underrated comment this had me in tears 🤣

[@mikuneurufu]

omg this is so real THIS REPLY NEEDS MORE LIKES 😂😂

[@jessicovers69420]

This made me McChuckle :D

[@roverrgaming5881]

McSlapping the McShit out of me

[@kellyhousch4445]

I- 😭😂💀

[@ImThePerson0]

For anyone wondering, the key for the third ending is right outside next to the dumpster. Mark just didn’t look down :p

[@thatpersonamanda7836]

Maannn

[@sturdybutter]

Oh my god it’s right there lol, he looks at it several times. To be fair I didn’t notice either while watching but I’m also watching on my phone and I know Mark has a massive ultra wide monitor that he plays on.

[@marindawebster6654]

good thank u someone else also noticed

[@Brittn_wolf]

you're a real one

[@themanfromhell3724]

What's the third ending tho?

[@oceanman4608]

This isn't a horror game. This is a McDonalds training simulator.

[@jupitersspace2004]

Can confirm lol

[@Skelterbane69]

Possibly a 3d remake of that old DS game

[@xnotable]

this is the job application for mcdonalds. Thou shall pass, and beat this game in order to be deemed worthy of the job on Mcdonalds.

[@mrmaple9331]

They just have to replace Ronald with someone who got a hamburger saying they demanded a cheeseburger with no cheese.

[@lapislazuli06]

As a McDonald's worker, yes! 😄

[@CourtesyofGeetars]

Mark trying to hide behind the pole and Ronald just straight up warping through it is so funny 😭😭

[@GlowingPie]

I've just seen this moment!

[@RonaldMcDonaldYT]

Fr

[@Raezra]

The amount of times I've seen a random indie game played by Mark being catagorized as "Five Nights at Freddy's" by youtube (or Lixian) is both mind-boggling and amusing.

[@DizzyKatz]

It's by KZbin

[@meggunderson8057]

Five Nights at Ronnie's

[@Raezra]

@@DizzyKatz That's what I figured but you never know with Lixian... you never know...

[@KAWAIIXSSOUR]

I'm your 300th like

[@JaKack]

I’m your 1K like

[@DreamTravelerZenddrex]

I was expecting a jump scare close up of Ronald’s face when he gets ya, cuz y’know what mascot horror could resist. But I wasn’t prepared for him pulling you out of your hiding place by your hair and soundly smacking you on the head lol. It’s been a minute since I’ve laughed so hard.

[@hiemsxhiems]

Love how Ronald is portrayed as the bad guy in this as if the character your playing as doesnt commit literal crimes 😭 like Ronald's just doing his job 💀

[@MrMelonsz]

Fr, bro is literally just defending his store from a domestic thief and terrorist ong 💀💀

[@yngkdnited4620]

To be fair, there is a 24hr sign on the front so it sort of justifies the character being there.

[@dripchungus]

But you can't slap your costumers for playing hide and seek that can cause some serious concussion I think the main character should hire a lawyer

[@pip4773]

he does have a grenade for some reason tho

[@hiemsxhiems]

@@pip4773 It's protection against intruders of course ☝️😌

[@rightarsoficial]

Thank you so much for playing my game markiplier, I really appreciate what you do 😁👍

[@QueenAqua]

It's silly, it's scary, it's charming. It's everything you could want in a short horror experience. Well done :)

[@waleedkhanburki2244]

u made a great game bro keep it up

[@iberianliftoid]

what was the missing ending?

[@coledibiase5971]

Keep making games, get better.

[@dachiken1112]

E

[@Martian_Man872]

13:16 "Ron!" Markiplier said, calmly.

[@supershasha]

Wow, this new Five Nights at Freddy’s looks great. Scott Cawthon never fails to disappoint 👍🏻

[@bradleymorgan8223]

the funniest part of all this is that a small business owner thought mcdonalds was making better food than him

[@babybambambean]

@Logan Floor word of advice, dont hate on your competitors. make em your friends. you just come off as a jerk

[@kalecardenas9645]

as a employee i dont know if making is the right verb

[@bradleymorgan8223]

@@kalecardenas9645 i used to work for Mcdonalds as well, that's why i found it funny

[@MM-jf1me]

​@@kalecardenas9645 Assembling?

[@dyslexicelf9380]

meanwhile shit burgers

[@nerdgeek8911]

1:00 If only Mark had upped his Sensibility, then his character would’ve gone home instead of breaking into a McDonald’s 😔

[@crimsongold6980]

I choked on my drink-

[@guarddoggo]

Would that actually work tho xD

[@nerdgeek8911]

@@guarddoggo Lol imagine if it did XD

[@jnub]

ah yes, the recently opened restaurant thats been having competition issues for years; a classic

[@alexanderhoward4833]

markiplier made a spongebob reference without realizing it and what fun he could have had with that moment, 9:10 he's just standing there Patrick : he's just standing there ! MENACINGLY !

[@isaiahcollins1877]

I just love it when Markiplier can’t even do an intro without being interrupted by the cut scenes or the dialogue it happens literally every single time I love it👍

[@SPAMTON_SALESMAN]

*eats da kaka*

[@No19382]

@@SPAMTON_SALESMAN E

[@giostechnologygiovannyv.ri489]

1:38 what are you doing in there Ronny?!??? Ronaldo?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💚 2:42 Alt+F4 to open... you know, somehow I doubt that!! 🤣🤣🤣 3:14 this is a little concerning... Uuuh!! WRONG time!!! 🤣🤣🤣 5:38 I'm not gonna deal with the nausea, this is bad enough but anything else is just.... Unacceptable 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💚 6:55 oooh whyyy would you do that???!!! Nice pants 🤣🤣 7:12 insert your happy meal? I don't have a happy meal!! What wha??? 8:38 it doesn't make any sense! .... redundancy but that's a little too redumbdant 🤣🤣🤣💚 12:10 I gotta go through the whole intro story, ooooh!!! C'moooon!!! Kill mex3!!! I shouldn't've done itx2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 12:56 it didn't work!!! Stupid!!! 🤣🤣🤣💚 13:10 Ron ron ron? Ron? ROOOOOON!!!! 🤣💚 13:55 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Rooon Rooon OMG you got what you've been looking for Marl 16:54 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you killed me Mark 20:14 bud buud well you can't find me through a lamp post! Oh God OMG!!! 🤣💚

[@dawnwayfinder]

I had another tab open buffering/playing music and thought Mark was reacting to that, for some reason.

[@spacenerd113]

uhh he's bound to be scared at least once playing any horror game, and they would edit that scene to be in the intro. This is to be expected.

[@SantiDrawz]

Markiplier may not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver

[@lunarbcy]

Yup

[@_WYNGZ_]

Bro... this legit made me laugh out loud

[@SantiDrawz]

Not yet…

[@Caedo_The_Protogen]

Yo what

[@joeypew9522]

It’s been three minutes since the video came out, you have not seen the entire video. How could you even know the video could be shit for all we know

[@hmm6261]

2:22 i love how these random games always seem to have one aspect of trolling

[@V4X1L]

Videos like these are so nostalgic. I'm glad he's still making content of playing such goofy horror (if you can call them that) games. It makes me feel like a kid again, snuggling up and watching him yell at getting jumpscared by a silly 3d model of squidward or ronald mcdonald or any child friendly character honestly. Its so goofy and fun

[@PJOZeus]

For those wondering about the third ending, the 'key' seems to be out by the dumpster on the floor (admittedly hard to see) and then you uh, you get a glock Enough said

[@skiry_7207]

Ayo thanks

[@SuperSonic04395]

Love Ronald💖💞💕

[@InstagramUser2]

When I look at your comment I cringe, Because my content is better! 😂👌

[@DudeGunman]

Ayo please report the bot ^ DO NOT REPLY TO IT, just report and move on

[@user-dy1vf7lu3i]

@@InstagramUser2 too old m8

[@colekiesler6218]

Markiplier: Survives from Ronald McDonald Also Mark: “He may look terrifying but his pants are truly incredible.”

[@arandomvacuum9721]

Not even 20 seconds later and ur comment is stolen.

[@zacharymohammedz.s.m.7860]

Bot?

[@Red-jl1qr]

I don't even know what this comment is trying to say

[@SuperSonic04395]

💖💖💖

[@Josh.890]

💟 markiplier is the best 😎💟

[@Mystery_Meat]

10:31 My browser crashed right as mark started saying "ahh" 10/10 experience.

[@kingMeNow2012]

"infiltrate the restaurant at night and steal its secret recipe" Plankton is that you?

[@captainchaos5661]

20:17 Mark- “I bet you can’t find me through a lamp post.” Ronald McDonald- *phases through lamp post*

[@Vegito-Blue-1337]

💀

[@smokinggnu6584]

Thank you mark for not putting us through that camera BS.

[@stacyaaa9471]

Yes,finally a good appreciation for the simple things he does for us. No really,thanks mark

[@_JustJoe]

It wasnt messing with me at first but I got a headache so I'm glad he did that

[@definitely_not_lea]

I was about to say that but you said it before me

[@ZeraAxon]

3:14 The genuine fear from Mark yelling is making me crack up

[@bukie007]

LMAO mark the third ending was done by grabbing a key on the ground to the left of the dumpster and opening the stall with the lock

[@Rohan_Kishibaby]

Thank you Mark for somehow uploading this the night before i have a job interview at McDonalds

[@allyna3643]

Good luck!

[@Youmadfornoreason]

How did it go?!

[@Chuck014777]

@@Youmadfornoreason they got le bonked i guess

[@katieneave744]

As an ex employee I can in fact confirm this is what it’s like to work there

[@Rohan_Kishibaby]

@@allyna3643 Thank you !!!

[@ForeverLaxx]

Not exactly sure how a restaurant that's apparently "Open 24 hours" would have zero employees and a patrolling Ronald in it at the dead of night.

[@arvo8290]

it's good marketing, like a haunted house

[@AMan-xz7tx]

It's not locked, so are they even wrong?

[@jessbanette4976]

Rural area McDonald's close at 10 usually

[@ForeverLaxx]

@@jessbanette4976 That's great. The building literally says "Open 24 Hours" on it.

[@jessbanette4976]

@ForeverLaxx I was multitasking while listening to the episode and must have missed that detail. Oh well, it could have made sense if they would have just not included the sign.

[@anashere3419]

the last ending is killing Ronald with a gun which you find in the middle bathroom. The key to unlock it was by the trashcan that mark passed several times outside.

[@naxmorvigatore4168]

4:00 TOP O' THE MORNIN'N TO YA LADDIE!

[@friskdreemurr802]

That jumpscare at 13:56 genuinely made me flinch violently Probably because it was all "oh ho ho silly Ron, dissappearing and stuff" before he found Mark 11/10 jumpscare, would not reccomend but it was silly

[@foundationuser5043]

Yeah like how did THIS of all the jumpscares get me?

[@laceyanglemyer4856]

I was breastfeeding my son and I KNEW Ron went outside but I still wasn't ready for it 😂 jumped so hard scared my son off the boob 😂😂

[@okarthegreat]

I thought there wasn't going to be any jumpscares because the first death was just him slapping you.mI actually got the shit scared out of me lol.

[@insanitygamerx]

Funny thing is I work at McDonald's closing hours and I always had a feeling that Ronald moves at night so thanks mark for more nightmares lol

[@sadskeleton309]

Wait, so Ronald moving at night is not normal?

[@alexisasheep6554]

It's all good, you work for him after all

[@gracehaueter4037]

Lol bro if Ronald actually moved.. and you got it on camera oooooo!!!!!!

[@Itsyoutubeyoulforgetbytomorrow]

Same here haha

[@SHADOW_ROSE23421]

"Uhh, the clown does get a bit quirky at night..." -Five nights at Ronald's

[@FierceGDYT]

15:31 Is it just me or did anyone else hear the voice crack at "possibly"

[@marianominino7264]

1:00 it seems that whoever made this, speaks Spanish. My native language is Spanish, and sensibility is the actual literal translation of the word we use in Spanish for that, although when you want to refer to it in English, you need a completely different word (which is sensitivity)

[@CytrozianGod]

I love that the key is literally on the ground next to the dumpster and he walks all over it without seeing it lmao

[@ReySilverskin]

To be fair, I never saw it either, until you pointed it out

[@pevvalentin8277]

Same i couldnt even see it

[@lolkecks1951]

i still dont see it what

[@CytrozianGod]

@@lolkecks1951 at the times EXACTLY 18:40 and 18:46-18:47 you can see the key just barely on the ground on the left side of the dumpster when facing it.

[@CytrozianGod]

Actually, at 18:40, as he begins walking up to the dumpster, you can see the green of the key and the shape even better for the first like.. 2 seconds.

[@tylerhouston31]

Love how Mark never picked up on the VERY obvious sound cue that tells you Ronald is entering and leaving the room.

[@mannalogan]

There is a house not far from me that has a bench with a Ronald McDonald statue sitting on it in the front yard and it creeps me out so much. I'm not afraid of clowns or anything, I just think it's really creepy for a random house in the woods to have.

[@dynamicdoggyduo]

2:50 hands down. favorite part of the whole video. 🤣🤣🤣

[@youlikepazza2838]

I like how mark was only somewhat confused when he blew up the McDonalds because I fell on the floor laughing

[@reespawnoftruth6784]

I can't believe Mark that is known for being a completionist would not get all endings of a short game, when all he needed to do was investigate why you could interact with the trash

[@sinofenvy0027]

14:02 had me throwing my phone. Why on earth would you call his name like that lol

[@MarioB-us6um]

10:15 "Oh well got- ooOOHH I DID IT! Guys- Eat ShEt Ron!" Loved this part

[@CompoundZ3D]

The fact he uploaded this as I was eating my mcdonalds, is immaculate.

[@santa_with_a_gun]

it's a sign

[@LordSeal7]

Mr president

[@1983SpringBonnie]

was the mcdonald's good tho?

[@etps4444]

Dang, I had it a couple days ago. I was too early for this. ;O;

[@Bubbalocknload]

Same thing happened to me😂

[@anisaelmatschi]

Love how calmly Ronald walks

[@kaylaalamillo6242]

He walks like Micheal meyers..

[@Alexia-fl4xw]

bde

[@Someone_Named_Aden]

​@Logan Floor shut you damn bot

[@sarahjohnson7500]

I love how Ronald keeps teasing Mark that he is going to come after him, and then is like "SIKE!"

[@MariaTex3]

I love the fact that Ronald doesn't even do anything other than give you a solid karate chop to the head.

[@enjel1147]

I appreciate Mark restarting to get rid of the video effects, it was legitimately making my eyes hurt and water really bad. There should always be settings to turn off things like this in games man

[@mjt1517]

Me too! It made my feelings hurt so much.

[@shigee]

Lowkey hate indie developers that abuse "retro effects" for sake of "looking retro" despite the fact it horribly degrades the quality of the game. Especially when they stack so many effects that it genuinely hurts to look at.

[@clintonhuebert6584]

Is nobody gonna mention Mark's low-key obsession with the poo in the toilet? I busted out laughing when he took a triple double take😭💀🤣

[@iris5478]

the fact that neither of them are running makes any chasing infinitely funnier

[@GTARAGER]

14:51 scared the soul outta me

[@VikingBoy141]

9:06 Markiplier: He’s Just Standing There Me: MENACINGLY

[@foundationuser5043]

Glad someone else thought of it lol

[@RageRaccoon]

16:54 is an amazing sound bite

[@ladyliberty3622]

Did you guys hear that sick rhyme at 1:15. (To drop press g get the secret recipe)

[@OziasEv]

I'm distracted by the possible spear that's just chilling in the back of Mark's room that can only really be seen when he's zoomed

[@CLC-1000]

I was too, wonder if it’s for a future video he is planning. 🤔

[@talapines7543]

Hearing Mark go “TurdBurger” is so much more entertaining than I thought it would be

[@DangericeDreams]

Mark will be hesitant to take that McDonalds sponsor after this one.

[@lyndsey914]

They use to on his podcast with Bob and Wade

[@khalidgamerftw8954]

The key was literally next to the trash on the ground its even green dont ask how i found out at first i didn't see it either until i watched the third ending on someone else channel lol 19:24

[@moreberry6726]

7:17 i don't have a happy meal😂😂😂😂😂

[@aoikuma2337]

“ *There are consequences to saying the n-word..* “ 17:50

[@Vegito-Blue-1337]

"why? How do you know? HOW DO YOU KNOW?!"

[@dwerical]

This is basically what you need in order to prepare for a job at McDonald's.

[@kdoesthings2548]

Yep

[@cyanity1017]

6:59 *nice pants*

[@bubba0725]

i love how despite markiplier not playing five nights at freddys youtube stil tags this game as five nights at freddys, he is truly the king

[@TheOnceAustralian]

This feels like the type of job you would do when the ice cream machine is out of cream.

[@Big_RandyTM]

Mark: I don’t want to make that Also mark: *tries to make the burger*

[@itslaurennn7826]

7:45 - sounds like something we used to say when I worked at macdonalds

[@741podnammoc]

I'm sure someone has pointed it out, but when Mark gets spotted inside to the bathroom the AI runs around the restaurant to try and grab him, because that's probably the closest allowable point that the ai can go. (idk why it can't just go in the stall) That's why it takes so long for him to return. Edit: oh he can go into the stall, does it matter which side of the toilet you're on?

[@vmadhavan435]

11:58 “Incase I get trolled” 💀 Bro thought we wouldn’t notice

[@silverlox2858]

shut up

[@jordanstark5924]

I like how Mark locked Ron in the bathroom like that treasure hunter's butler

[@malpheus4299]

This is what every employee has to go through to make a single burger. This game also feels like a law suit waiting to happen lol.

[@Muffin_Cat]

POV: ronald hoping back to reality after some time in his McDonalds dimention and bonks us in the head for transpassing his kingdom of burgers 13:51

[@SwagAssassin]

As former employee of McDonalds I’m here to inform you that the secret ingredient is there is no secret ingredient

[@sambeehler2745]

I though it was all the previous shifts grease just gets injected in all the food

[@digital7779]

​@Sam Beehler can confirm all grease is fresh unless you come in a rush in which case they don't have time to use the sqeegy on the grill

[@jon-ne7vr]

​@@sambeehler2745 my mcdonalds burger aint even greasy. its straight up dry and tasteless

[@kcey8243]

Jumpscare timestamps cause you're scared and I am too 💃 3:14 - Mark gets spotted 3:56 - Mark spotted and slapped 4:34 - Mark spotted x3 + chase 5:15 - SLAP. 6:52 - Whew false alarm 8:02 - "AAUHUAH" 13:15 - "RRROOOOOOON" 13:56 - The return of Ron (uh pretty startling) 15:01 - It wasn't necessary Ron. 17:21 - Mark accepts his fate 17:36 - Ron slaps 17:54 - Mark goes ahead and dies 20:35 - "Oh hi." *dies* Lemme know if I missed any ^^

[@alexandersnowbell7805]

thank youuuuuuu !!!

[@kcey8243]

@@alexandersnowbell7805 no problem:D

[@Dinonugget_111]

UR A SAVIOR THANK U

[@pokeygem6783]

And slapped 😂

[@staticchimera44]

Legend.

[@Queen_Cnidarian]

I love how Ronald is just a security guard. He throws you out of the establishment the first two times you break in, he gives you chances to go home and live.

[@SinIxto]

I love that death in this game is just Ronald t posing over you until he gets fed up with your shit and bitch slaps you

[@saizziss8949]

0:19 damn didnt know ronald was chill like that

[@yoigin3763]

10:23 Not only did yoy run over the guy but you also blew up the McDonald's I think a service to humanity was done here

[@tultur7182]

16:50 Hearing markiplier say, in the tone of "BUT MOOOOOM", "I dont wanna blow up the mcdonalds!" Is just great.

[@smokeykat2066]

Your videos always cheer me up. Takes me away from the bad thoughts and what people did to me

[@swedishcrowbar4211]

13:27 Ronald pressed alt f4

[@iduno__]

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAH😂😂😂😂😂

[@shayk5080]

Mark: He just standing there Me: *Menacingly*

[@recentlywaffle]

It's funny how, in any vr chat game I play, I see a Ronald Mcdonald skin

[@JustFunkiiOfficial]

the last minute desperate attempt to close the stall door in the final seconds of the video "privacy please" killed me 😭

[@biogopher]

13:45 just Mark forgetting over and over that Ron can go outside

[@popculturedata]

We all know Ronald McDonalds is crazy, but this shows just how crazy he can be

[@lunarbcy]

Yes

[@walter_248]

I have no PhD in psychology, but he seems to need professional help.

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎

[@InstagramUser2]

When I look at your comment I cringe, Because my content is better! 😂👌

[@The_Real_Kazuha-_-]

Markiplier, you should play a horror game that came out a year ago called “Simon is there”

[@LunaDelTuna]

The ice cream cones at every table really takes away from the immersion and believability that this is a legitimate, fully functioning McDonald's. Everyone knows the ice cream machines are purely cosmetic.

[@tsukuyom1]

honestly,this kinds of games are the best,the atmosphere they got is just crazy

[@thelandpiranha4108]

Good ol' Merican justice 18:10

[@PrettiestPrincipleInLife]

Dw I gotcha **casually reports the spam reply**

[@melodyelaine]

How did NO ONE catch Mark's clever Heavy Rain reference...

[@andy4_]

9:24 heat waves been FAKING ME OUT

[@orion2731]

16:18 Mark: Oh he was outside. How did you get outside?? Also Mark: * was running from Ron in parking area in outside * Sad exist door sounds😢

[@wyattbrown4573]

I worked for McDonalds can confirm this should be the new intro video for new employees

[@5dollars237]

0:11 "I-I be poppin bottles, sparkles in champagne, vip my section royalty lookin sexy"

[@sjthewolfboss]

Every horror game he plays, KZbin is like: Five Nights at Freddy's lol.

[@benjamindegadoi8924]

I get off of work (at McDonalds) and now I'm glad I'm home watching someone experience the horror I see daily.

[@PaintingWinterMusic]

This game is almost as terrifying as actually going to a McDonalds!

[@WilliamLucas-ef6qc]

Nikocado Avocado calls it McDurdel's

[@PaintingWinterMusic]

I don't think I would have dared to watch a video about a McDonalds restaurant if Markiplier hadn't made it...

[@Jayforsho]

Read My Name 🎉

[@nextcaesargaming5469]

I remember the last time I ever went to either McDonalds or Burger King; I ordered a burger, and they completely forgot the patty, instead giving me a third bun (which was grilled and came with all the toppings) They didn't even give me a Burgoid, they gave me a goddamn Burgoid+

[@InstagramUser2]

When I look at your comment I cringe, Because my content is better! 😂👌

[@promo2099]

Petition for Mark to play the OG but now newer Granny 3!

[@yotuba9493]

As someone who used to work nights at McDonald's, this pales to the true horrors of a mcd shift