Ronald's Revenge

Ronald McDonald is truly the most fearsome foe in Rivals of Aether... do you think that you can you defeat Golden Experience Ronald?
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[@BabuBabu-ip6oh]

Ronald: "I like my victims how I like my flurries:" *"Cold, and completely still."*

[@lincolnickler9354]

The best comment here easily

[@SuperFunnyboy78]

At first I read that as furries... but then I realized that’s just as foreboding.

[@mynametaam694]

EruptingFist00 I read it as furries until I saw this comment

[@L0rd_kurogane]

EruptingFist00 same

[@2lazydogs681]

LMAO

[@chaotixthefox]

"I feel like making a Rivals of Aether video today", thought Jacob, more commonly known by his screen name Alpharad. As he marched up the stairs he pondered which character the video should be about. "Oh, I know", he said out loud as inspiration came to him. It had to be Ronald McDonald. Since the last Rivals video where he played the funny fast food clown himself, he had learned that the CPU was capable of playing him. He thought it would be a fun challenge to try to beat him at the highest level. By now Alpha was in his seat, setting up the recording session. Soon he gave his opening words, briefly explaining the goal of the video before popping into the first game vs Ronald. He figured Clairen would be a good place to start. She was a solid character by all accounts, able to handle anyone on the roster. He did not expect to be death comboed almost immediately. As the game unfolded and Jacob was quickly three-stocked by the almighty clown, he realized that Ronald was a completely different beast. Switching to Zetterburn, the old reliable "Fox" of Rivals of Aether, Alpha tried to run it back, only to encounter a crash caused by Ronald himself. He remarked on the phenomenal power the fast food mascot must wield to be able to crash the game before starting it up again and trying for his rematch. No problems this time, but he did eat another 0 to death from McDonald once the match started. Fighting for his life, the internet funny man robbed Ronald of a stock with a cheeky Up Special, glimpsing the light of hope before it was smothered by the clown's burgers of despair. He tried Krag, Ranno, and even Sandbert, but it was useless. The fast food overlord could not be defeated by such honest means. In light of this, Alpha abandoned the regular cast altogether and began to throw every previously discovered unbalanced character from the Workshop into the grinder that was Ronald McDonald. This brought him his first win, with 100% Accurate Fox, one of the "broken by design" Workshop characters. Once again Jacob felt hope, and once again Ronald smothered that hope with burgers as he proved through several sequntial victories that losing to Fox was just a fluke. Though Jacob had success with 200% Accurate Falco, he ultimately resorted to the "guaranteed win" characters, Tetris and Dwayne. But, feeling that those were not honorable victories, he made the mistake of challenging Ronald to a ditto. After getting smashed he pulled out the Fox and squeaked another victory. By now Alpha was demoralized, and ready to end the video... but something whispered to him. "Golden Ronald" it said to him. He felt strangely compelled to obey. He switched Ronald to the all gold color scheme, loaded up the match, and... "OH! My god! OHHHHHH NOOOO!" He screamed in fear and surprise, at the battle cry of Gold Ronald Requiem and the lightning quick asswhooping that followed. The incredible power of Ronald's unrestricted form caught him totally off guard. He even survived the easy bake chaingrab kill confirm and while cleaning up Alpha's second stock, the comedian noticed the damage he inflicted disappearing. "He's regenerating!" Jacob exclaimed, before getting 0 to death'd once again by McDonald's immaculate gameplay. Seeing the truth of the matter, that he could no longer beat Ronald no matter how hard he tried Alpharad resorted to the only tactic he had left. Infinite lives, 8 minutes. What followed could be put on pornhub and not be out of place. Even when Ronald died, it was because he allowed himself to, as indicated by the fact that these were counted as SDs, not kills for Alpha. After getting destroyed -37 to +34 by McDonald, Jacob was at a loss. It truly was Ronald's world. With nothing left for him, he called the nearest McDonald's establishment and admitted defeat. Ronald McDonald had won.

[@trapunderling7831]

Chaotix Fox I refuse to read all of this lol

[@khalidelmohati3570]

@@trapunderling7831 i accepted my faith on reading this

[@DShy96]

Well, that beats my fanfic

[@jcs3146]

Grandpa were you actually there during all this? Yeah, I saw it all, all the craziness right before my very eyes

[@mikotoookami3682]

I read the whole this and I regret nothing

[@DaYiyi28]

When Roland McDonald wants to sleep, he turns off the sun

[@Dabeastwayne]

True

[@Mr_hedges]

He never sleeps

[@pencilpete2876]

Do you guys know the song that plays when he fights goksen Ronald

[@nikkimclellan-keizer7732]

When Ronald falls from the sky he actually just brings the world to him.

[@metalsonic3174]

Lmao a year late, but he actually did turn off the sun in one commercial.

[@thatcasualguy3751]

Imagine if the AI utilized Ronalds Taunt. Oh lord thats likely double the difficulty

[@navyntune8158]

Fucking dead

[@lonkzelda7871]

imagine a lv50 ronald

[@lonkzelda7871]

@Alex La Vecchia Like experience level 50 as in a trained aimbo Ronald

[@GreenEyedPsycho]

Lonk Zelda it will break out of the game itself and kill you as it feels you are to weak to restrain him to this Shell of electricity and code

[@jpasta3599]

Absolutely terrifying

[@swagtoaster9782]

"I, Ronald McDonald, have an idea."

[@terraboi]

Yes but he dosen't do heroïc things afterwards

[@themikestro2859]

He wants to become a restaurant chain-star!

[@obscure_genesis]

He wants to become a fast food chain-star!

[@guestb8389]

i HaVe aN iDeA! **Horror film noises**

[@John-cl9uq]

Golden wind intensifies*

[@wobbmin3705]

“How many innocent lives did you take?” “How many Big Macs have you eaten in your life?”

[@spectrasoulfaire215]

"None. I prefer Japanese food."

[@arturoki4028]

Spectra Soulfaire he took the opposite amount

[@intoexileimustgofailedihav8027]

I feel like fries would be harder to count

[@Blue-mr7fe]

Too many..............tooooooo many

[@andregon4366]

2 Felt like I was eating trash both times. How can people say they like that shit?

[@uacrimsonbolt]

I pity the poor McDonald’s employee who had to take that call and be utterly confused by Alpharad’s response.

[@TopKekLethal]

I'm pretty sure that was either Jo or another one of Alpharad's buddies on the phone

[@wiiblii8584]

@@TopKekLethal naw bro it was a joke

[@papyrusplays6021]

Perhaps he edited the call in and pretended to respond?

[@deathlordicelord8402]

@@TopKekLethal it was me i am mc donalds I AM ALL OF THE BUILDINGS

[@uniremnant119]

@@deathlordicelord8402 so if I kick the toilets would that equal to kicking you in the balls?

[@DeSinc]

I got here from a ran ran ru video and there's something really funny about this ronald being the strongest character in the universe with that goofy smile and his goofy move set

[@fu_sora]

Ronald The ultimate life form

[@ceoofgodgaming7750]

Nothing wrong with it, I just wouldn’t expect you to be here Mr. DeSinc

[@CHADCONTEXT]

His moveset is based from DIO of that JJBA fighting game from the 1990's

[@yukko_parra]

i came here also from ran ran ru

[@brahim_irl]

@@yukko_parra same

[@Joestar8780]

Alpha: Hello, I have been attacked by your beloved mascot. Ronald: You're still alive. May I take your order?

[@uselesscrap7940]

Joseph Adetunji Alpha: *Confused screaming*

[@Tea_Eddie]

Ronald: This will be your last happy meal 😈

[@robmod1379]

"Is that for here or to go?"

[@Firefox-Udon]

*SD so he can't get you.*

[@tinyt.w.i.m7291]

“He hamburgered himself to death!” Sounds like high cholesterol with fewer steps.

[@g.garcia7639]

@@jonathanhester592 Unfortunately, your grammar is not from a man of culture.

[@jonathanhester592]

@@JohnathanParkerJones unfortunately your* grammar is wrong

[@csg1lcolonel528]

"A victory is a victory, unless you're a Yoshi." -Alpharad, 2020

[@DeadmanZ1014]

*cries in Yoshi main only because I like the character*

[@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028]

@@DeadmanZ1014 That’s me with ness

[@GlacideaEX]

I agree but the same applies to Min Mins in smash.

[@brodika]

As a Yoshi main, I completely agree.

[@kitt8132]

Also, I’ve tried beating Ronald at full power as The Duane; the game crashes the moment I hit him.

[@monkebrain1501]

The energy is too strong for mortals

[@max-lee1203]

It's a clash of titans! Two gods capable of destroying the universe in an instant.

[@grfrjiglstan]

10:18 Duane is supposed to be literally invincible, yet Ronald managed to deal damage to him. That's some Warhammer 40K shit, right there.

[@Recoil1808]

Ronald McDonald is secretly Dio. But hey. THAT'S JUST A THEORY. A GAME THEORY!

[@jeremyabbott4537]

you say secretly, when the sprites of this character are based on the Mugen Ronald, which was based on DIO from Heritage For The Future, the Jojo arcade game

[@jeremyabbott4537]

Also he WRYYYS

[@Recoil1808]

@@jeremyabbott4537 well, just because he let it known to us, who he is fighting, doesn't mean the general public has even the foggiest idea about his past -- or his present..

[@stanz47]

8:55 Alpha: “I stand a chance, I just have to take one hon-“ Ronald: “ I am already four parallel universes ahead of you” Golden Ronald: “I am infinite parallel universes ahead of you”.

[@luckycharm7105]

That Mario vs hiya fox reference

[@Krash2o]

Hehe, "Stand"

[@adamguy5400]

Golden Ronald Requiem

[@markrose3034]

@@luckycharm7105 I'm happy I'm not the only one who got it

[@heartpine1018]

What has Ronald not seen my guy.

[@AydenTheWarrior]

11:57 - 11:59 Alpha letting out a scream of pure FEAR just viewing what Gold Ronald can do.

[@Zackalibur]

11:58-11:59

[@navyntune8158]

Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honoured one

[@burgerboss1016]

I love how if you make even a single frame mistake he performs an hour long combo with single nanoseconds between hits that sends you into next week inside the shadow realm.

[@toxikk5393]

Imagine casually going to McDonald and instead of Big Mac Ronald gives you zero to death McCombo

[@thedingboat5827]

It must cost a human soul, that sounds expensive.

[@michaelm3461]

@@thedingboat5827 it does cost a soul.... *YOURS*

[@thedingboat5827]

Ford Raptor Ffffffu * thedingboat has left the chat, and life. *

[@giovannimesse3344]

HA HU HU HA HU HU HA HU HU! Try some fries! ;)

[@thedingboat5827]

Dirty Deeds OwO Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham bur burger

[@onekarodriguez3134]

Fun fact: Not only is Golden Ronald more broken, but someone made a balanced version of him called Nolan.

[@Alzter0]

It's more of an original character inspired by Ronald, but nonetheless super impressive

[@ujigigas]

Cosmic ronald is the big mac

[@signusenvoyofthedevourer7956]

there's also Cosmic Ronald. help

[@crystalpyr0997]

Also if you choose the red and black skin on nolan, and taunt when it says “ taunt for insanity” and ronald throws the giant burgers everywhere and you have speed

[@onekarodriguez3134]

@@crystalpyr0997 And the golden Nolan color.

[@manueltoney7702]

"I don't think nothing will strike as much fear in me as Ronald Mcdonald." Pray to god Wendy never appears in game

[@navyntune8158]

Or KFC Colonel Sanders for that matter

[@partial1704]

Sanders has a moveset of a samurai with his cane as a inside sword

[@bleepblock2177]

Or Jack in the Box

[@shadowyblobfish9981]

You think god will stop her?

[@user-yv3ke7mg2l]

@@shadowyblobfish9981 You think god can stop all of them?

[@IDONTNEEDANAME460]

"I don't think I'm playing bad, I just think I'm playing against Ronald Mcdonald." -Alpharad 2020

[@davidthemimic5805]

100% accurate fox: i've finally defeated him Ronald in round two: looks like you're going to the shadow realm, jimbo

[@lefrance6414]

With a extra side of death

[@saggyhaggis]

There's an Ultra Instinct Fox in the workshop. He may be our last hope...

[@elementgermanium]

He only ‘loses’ when he allows it. If Ronald decides he is going to win, he is going to win

[@phantomphoenix439]

My name ronald lol

[@kingp260]

Fully Mastered Ultra Instinct Goku vs Ronald McDonald. Goku gets one-shotted change my mind.

[@kyberebellion980]

Smash: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be Rivals of Aether: Reality can be whatever I want

[@uselesscrap7940]

Entity 303 r/IUseReddit r/UnexpectedThanos

[@eimazd]

Rivals of Aether: *Chaos, chaos! I can do anything!*

[@kyberebellion980]

@@uselesscrap7940 I actually don't use reddit

[@alexbaribeault]

@@uselesscrap7940 The was no Reddit refrence in the original comment. R/ihavereddit just applies to you

[@thinkspyr0828]

*Byleth team matches exist* “are you sure about that?”

[@EinManU]

11:57 i think this was the first time in alphas life, that he experienced PURE TERROR

[@theosouris7063]

The JoJo HFTF animations only make him even more devastating.

[@yoshikagekira5880]

It’s fucking side splitting

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

@@yoshikagekira5880 hey Kira 🚑

[@starzz9907]

OH, A PLAYER

[@theosouris7063]

@@starzz9907 BROTHER

[@Lemon_Fiber]

the fact that he’s just a jojo reference is menacing

[@mr.vide0147]

"I'm just an honest low tier, not my character choice, just me as a person" This is going to be my Alpha quote of the year, bet

[@juicyjuustar121]

I swear this should be my senior quote when I graduate

[@MrMagnetron2]

“Honest low tier” could apply to half of the population

[@Topunito]

What about "i-it's just.. an Italian man with a funny aerial, life really is that simple"

[@thenameschall]

“If you select the gold Ronald McDonald, he goes into turbo mode” ...pardon? I’ve been under the foolish impression that Ronald was always in turbo mode.

[@sirfishslapper439]

He was, gold is just ultra turbo mode

[@beooftheeuphrates]

Pfft, you fool. This isn't even my final form. I have yet to even begin to tap into my full power.

[@capybro4422]

Then you haven't seen true power if you haven't picked the golden skin yet

[@maxdunn4756]

Turbo mode for someone in turbo mode, you know? I personally refer to this as M A X I M U M O V E R D R I V E!

[@themidnightotaku22]

Let’s just say... he had too many fries.

[@akayo7235]

_Select Golden Ronald_ Current Objective: Survive.

[@fartbarrels7421]

Why don’t ya select *Cosmic Ronald?*

[@akayo7235]

@@fartbarrels7421 Current Objective: Breathe for 1 second.

[@wastedwaffles2395]

@anime D. Snake, snake? SNAKE!

[@ChilupaKing]

3:39 that felt like a Dragon Ball Z combo. Forget Shrek or Ultra Instinct Shaggy, THIS IS A GOD. Him ending you with "Try some fries" felt like a one liner moment

[@ace3430]

M.U.G.E.N: you took everything from me. Rivals of Aether: I don't even know who you are.

[@papermario6856]

Perfect

[@jacobmartin5063]

Nice Roxas type quote

[@fusionxtras]

@@jacobmartin5063 it's from Pokemon GO

[@jacobmartin5063]

fusionxtras ah played the game for like 5 mins so that’s probably why I didn’t know

[@Pinnaporaptor]

I’m having flashbacks

[@Thotcrates]

Alpharad 2020: I need cheese to beat Ronald for he is far too powerful. Alpharad 2019: If you cheese hard DK you don’t deserve the win because it wasn’t honest

[@betabee1221]

Hard DK: *What is a god to a non-believer...*

[@benrowinsky1057]

[Galaxy] HoRiz0n YT but hard dk is nothing to Ronald

[@betabee1221]

@@benrowinsky1057 oh...you poor ignorant soul...

[@derpydoggo8880]

[Galaxy] HoRiz0n YT *Ronald Requiem shoves a giant fry up DK's ass* RR: Do you believe now?

[@williamfalls]

Hard DK: "Alright... I'm not holding bac--" Golden McDonald: "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru." Hard DK: "Nani?!" Golden McDonald: *blasts Hard DK with beam*

[@JustSomeDevKid]

therapist: DIOnald isn't real, he can't hurt you DIOnald:

[@fireelighting8610]

You thought it was Ronald McDonald, but it was me DIO!

[@ichaukan]

So... Ronald James Dio Brando wasn't just a figment of my fever-dream ravaged imagination...

[@GruesomeUntitledYale]

*It was me Ronald McDIO!!!!*

[@amiphvalishipper6521]

_”ZA BURGER!”_ **JOJO TIMESTOP SOUND**

[@SoggyWetCheese]

0:29 you could legit FEEL the "HeLp ME"

[@littlevessel5351]

LOL

[@SethColby69]

when you laugh at ronald mcdonald for being a clown but then you realize you've been living like a clown your entire life

[@Mimikyuz]

Mood

[@starolodstar1782]

True

[@theghosthero6173]

We truly live in a society

[@retrokonami9042]

Didn’t I see this one before?

[@fareflight2029]

We aren't the clowns. We're the entire circus.

[@SmugHomura]

I love how those poorly drawn spacies have gamecube controller sounds on every input

[@NiteArtorias]

Yes

[@sinteleon]

It takes raw skill to look that poorly drawn. :V

[@Alzter0]

I love attention to detail like that.

[@dillybong]

100% ACCURATE

[@Piyamakarro]

I thought that was just Alpha's gaming noises wtf

[@novispritez]

"this is Ronald's world. He just allows us to live in it"

[@hvizdosk]

(7_7)

[@imabird952]

“I, Ronald McDonald, have a dream” *Giornos theme intensifies*

[@GreenEyedPsycho]

Giorno’s theme with the melody of the McDonald’s jingle

[@clayxbh9751]

Kono Ronald McDonald niwa yume ga aru

[@walnzell9328]

"He hamburgered himself to death!" This is how I'm going to say someone's died of diabetes.

[@thunderstar7682]

No you're only allowed to say that if there last meal was a burger

[@oreocookie1718]

Peter Bergania LoL I was going to say this too, but chill on the names

[@gachacell3895]

He was swallowed by the bourger Please do not tell me i misspelled that

[@mmmmmmmmmmmm]

@@gachacell3895 why you said it correctly it is bourger

[@gachacell3895]

mark likes games some people will say I spelled burger wrong

[@TweetTweet17]

Ronald: *Does literally anything* Ronald: Looks like your heading into the burger zone, Alpha

[@uselesscrap7940]

Person: *exists* Ronald: *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU*

[@Retarded_Ape]

hm, *IT IS YOU*

[@broncos435]

fox's face at 11:32 is such a perfect encapsulation of alpha's mood at the time lmao, editing was top notch on that

[@ChaosWizardZai]

“If I choose Golden Ronald he becomes ‘Turbo Mode’.” Excuse me? I’m sorry I thought he was already in turbo mode

[@cameroncooper5941]

Sees RonalDIO thumbnail: "That's really good art." So... does this mean he's going to be the villain of the next CPU arc?

[@ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700]

He can’t, or there won’t be a CPU arc to speak of. Just a bad end...

[@shempai1166]

Rivals cpucs when?

[@yocarter9221]

@@ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700 he just adds burger king and he wins

[@glitchedred3809]

It's only the first half rn

[@Dayashii]

Cpu have moved to rivals of aether

[@gachacell3895]

Fox: “you can’t beat me Ronald McDonald: “I know, but he can” Golden Ronald: so you have chosen DEATH”

[@lefrance6414]

Oh pardon me ronald but my main is tetris not fox

[@rebeccawhite2063]

@@lefrance6414 I'm not even sure he can do it...

[@meove1213]

The Duane: pathetic

[@anthonytonythegeek5561]

GM: Wryyyyy

[@thetemplar5921]

*Insert giorno theme*

[@kyyay2283]

I love how you can actually hear the fear in his voice when he first fights against Golden Ronald

[@Mr-Moron]

“Yeah the AI works on Ronald McDonald.” That is the scariest opening line I’ve ever heard.

[@RenDaigoEN]

What children see at McDonalds: “Hey kids! Who’s ready for a delicious burger?” What Jacob sees: *Sono Chi no Kioku playing in the background, a plastic Ronald McDonald in the corner of his eye* “Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me?”

[@charmandyorton006]

*I H A V E A N I D E A*

[@dreamhunter5011]

lets send a guy in a Ronald costume to his house while he is live streaming or something.

[@shroomslayergaming2117]

@@dreamhunter5011 And spam hamburger in the chat.

[@pastrana6135]

Jacob: I cant kick your ass without getting closer

[@arthurdias6860]

I cannot eat with your burgers without betting closer

[@level096]

"The thing is when he puts cheese on the ground I have no way to combat it" - Alpharad 2020

[@FemboyTears]

it's been over two years, I've rewatched this video countless times, but never have I realized that this video took place at ~9 am This guy woke up and chose to literally fight God and I fully support it

[@kirbyandblossomfan100]

The fact that someone remade the mugen version of Ronald McDonald into rivals of aether is both amazing and the most horrifying thing to happen

[@baconvideo8413]

KirbyAndBlossomFan100 Indeed.

[@Tman25-]

Imagine dark Ronald

[@Alzter0]

bwahahah

[@who7111]

I heard that

[@guestb8389]

700th like

[@landoh8040]

What if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said: *I HAVE AN IDEA*

[@notloopers1110]

*R I G H T T H E R E*

[@Mariseaninikkou]

Hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger

[@Hnui03]

He does send you to heaven after saying that with a million up airs

[@Unknown-hb3id]

*TRY SOME FRIES*

[@ndt_dynamite2247]

Hamburger!

[@HunterAero]

The deadpan smile of Ronald on the transition screens just fucking kills me everytime

[@ShadowTheCat.]

“Can you revenge the monster that killed fox?”

[@Dabeastwayne]

Nope

[@lonkzelda7871]

NO NO NOPE!

[@lonkzelda7871]

@@ShadowTheCat. What do you mean?

[@jamesweston2714]

Spy, you are a badass, but demoman is better. The demoman fights honest. You just hide behind your p*ssy ass Dead Ringer.

[@Ivy64_]

"I have an idea!" "Try some fries!" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" "Hamburger"

[@Bf86]

Robert Thorburn i H a V e A n I d E a !

[@jane9045]

You forgot "Right Here" from the taunt

[@ringoreddo308]

Funny thing, the laugh comes from the japanese commercials.

[@Lukiepies]

*rIGHT HERE.*

[@jobeelms4694]

Also "WRRRYYYYYYYY"

[@TheGreatEggOverlord]

Alpha: wins against Ronald Golden Ronald: *this is... Requiem.*

[@FelisBX7]

What you're seeing is indeed the truth. You are seeing the movements created by your abilities, but you will NEVER arrive at the truth that's going to happen. None who stand before me shall ever get there, regardless of their abilities. This is the power of Gold Experience Ronaldquiem! This ability remains secret even to my user, CPU 1, who controls me.

[@theswampbeast65]

@@FelisBX7 nice

[@AJOlaks]

Hmmmm

[@beepboop1472]

*korega.. requiem da...*

[@fireelighting8610]

*OI JOSUKE-*

[@umbrans.w.a.t3526]

11:47 One of a Kind from Bayonetta is such a good fit here xD

[@teteeheeted]

Never have I ever imagined I would hear the term “hes hamburger camping me”

[@chunkicholde]

Alpha: Oh, your approaching me? Ronald: I can’t give you your order without getting closer. Alpha: Ohho! Then come as close as you li- Ronald: *teleport taunts* R i g h t H e r e

[@kib9833]

Lol

[@blazingghost9963]

11:55 This is Ronald McDonald: Gone to Heaven

[@Sesameking482]

@@blazingghost9963 no its gone over heaven no actually its Ronald McDonald:gone over McDonald's

[@blazingghost9963]

@@Sesameking482 I'm sorry. My mistake, you are the correct one. It is Ronald McDonald: Gone to McDonald's

[@joyodiaz4599]

Game?

[@Emma-pw5qt]

"You will never reach the Drive-Thru..."

[@ManofSex69]

Veszcer Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha-

[@peytongrimm3542]

I, Ronald McDonald, have an idea.

[@andrewk3336]

Killer queen had already touched the order button

[@christopherjohnson2354]

Bro, I knew Ronald was menacing but he don't gotta do the DIO pose.

[@benji-menji]

He has gotten even better since you last challenged him. With his runes, you can make him a bit stronger or just give him all of his runes in one. That's not even when golden.

[@kirbykraftgames]

What about AntiRonald?

[@benji-menji]

@@kirbykraftgames It's been awhile since the boom of Rivals mod so I wouldn't know.

[@kirbykraftgames]

@@benji-menji Pretty sure AntiRonald is just another one of Ronald's skins

[@benji-menji]

@@kirbykraftgames alright, thanks.

[@bruhbruhingham4202]

Eat your cereal

[@coreyrees6859]

TRY SOME FRIES!

[@dogedog5089]

That is the most scary thing I have heard all day I can’t forget it

[@trees1922]

More like You go outside and sit on your stairs A rain clowd appears over your head to match your sadness Only for a clown to come and turn it into a sun -only some will remmember this commercial-

[@greyhad6548]

- -! ! r i g h t h e r e

[@imnotgoodwithnames9847]

I can imagine him laughing maniacally while this goes down

[@guppyseyeguy5115]

Even after ascending to an over heaven stand... I fear Ronald

[@AJOlaks]

No you see you fear yourself I decided to become a clown after my defeat

[@jeffman913]

As someone who sucks at smash, I've gotta say this video sums up pretty much my entire experience with skilled players

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Conspiracy: Ronald was commissioned by McDonalds executives to reinforce their untouchable status with the impressionable youth.

[@georges.7386]

*Stand:* 「RONALD MCDONALD: REQUIEM」 *Power:* *Speed:* *Range:* *Durability:* *Precision:* *Potential:*

[@sleepybear3110]

power:s + speed:s + range:a++ durability:s++ precision:s+ potential:s+

[@CalamityTerra]

Fat: S Clown: S+

[@12Marxzero34]

Stand name: I'm Loving It Stand master: Ronald McDonald

[@the_natza]

Stats: *_YES YES YES YES YES YES_*

[@betergriffin1323]

His only weakness is the diabeetus

[@SteelBerserkChannel]

3:20 Ronald McDonald insanity flashbacks

[@davidmarket4285]

3:09 that combo tho.

[@TheXtremeBoltGuy]

11:55 yeah, that's about the right reaction

[@kib9833]

RRREEEEEEEEE

[@robotmaster4515]

WRYYYYYYY

[@Megamaratsu]

AAAAAAAAAAHHH

[@bleachigo990]

Alpharad: **Gets hit once** Ronald: **Smells blood in the large Coke** Also Golden Ronald: **Smells atoms in the Crisco**

[@granddiety14yt62]

"I think I got a chance!" Ronald: I'm finna end this man's whole McCareer

[@Rezim942]

you know Ronalds undefeatable when he snaps Excalibur the beast from the seventh level of hell like a twig

[@InuYashaboy707]

"What was that combo?!" A number 9 large, I think

[@madmicro157]

Wait, that wasn’t a number 6 with extra dip!?

[@clankennon8253]

I could've _sworn_ that it was two Number 45's.

[@xx_yaboi_xx1803]

I’m pretty sure one of those 45s had cheese in it

[@OG_DouG]

@@xx_yaboi_xx1803 don't forget the large soda

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

Goddammit CJ

[@theogotze8191]

“we’re gonna treat 2020 like 2016” damn i didn’t had killer clowns in mind

[@minohoy]

Damn i forgot Killer Clowns are a thing

[@universoalphau.a3371]

Awakening: black ronald macdonald broken mugen

[@rheawelsh4142]

Nah this is the bayo release part of 2016

[@redsus5895]

0:12 Ronald just did the Jotaro HFTF pose

[@particular3199]

“You thought you would win, but is was I, Ronald!” -Ronald McDonald

[@MintyFreshToS]

“Haha funny burger man.” -Alpharad 2020

[@hollowshell01]

Haha funny burger man go brrrrr

[@Monsterthatsunderyourbed]

And those were his last words before the man with a red afro infinite combo him to death until he was satisfied with the ketchup paste that painted the entire pavement and road for 58 miles

[@MintyFreshToS]

john tayler ah yes, Alpharad brand Ketchup, now in stores near you!

[@metakuza7660]

@@MintyFreshToS Wow! This will surely taste good with a McDonald's burger!

[@MintyFreshToS]

Obligatory this is my most liked comment ever-

[@Trent41201]

6:54 I can't believe this man just yelled out "Oh Ronald, you READY TO EAT FRESH??!" Subway should sponsor this man. Great video as always Alpha.

[@BabuBabu-ip6oh]

I'm going to use that line from now on

[@Y.H.W.H]

Whats this game i wanna buy it

[@Pinheadlarry2003]

Glad this was the first video I got to see from you

[@GrimfangSilvertongue]

idk why but there's something badass about his combos finishing off with that jojo pose and the lazer beam with the chuckle during it.

[@delia1790]

“Take me out of my St. Louis, Missouri.” As a Missouri resident, this really speaks to me.

[@raylathemoonshadowelfassas1052]

I live in Illinois and even I felt that

[@warlockarcher]

Same fellow Missourian

[@Medleypon]

Missouri gang.

[@Randomnessam1]

Same

[@neroisntdead3681]

11:55 Ronald unleashes 7% of his power, which includes 2 anime references. Also liked jacobs screams here, as he realizes hes just been playing around the whole time.

[@Tr0lliPop]

Fun fact: at some point ronald McDonald will decide that a character is just WAY too op (example: UI fox) and decide that he just wins for free. He will enter a mode where he cannot sd, and wins the game automatically if the enemy ever hits him ONCE.

[@SnancyNegative]

Fun Fact: Ronald is only so powerful in Rivals of Aether because, in his debut in MUGEN, he was an all-around well built character who went by a translation of his Japanese name, Donald. The fact that one of Ronald's skins in RoA is so powerful is a reference to how Ronald's skins were in MUGEN. See, in MUGEN, you could set different values for different skins of a character, leading to two notable variations: "Shadow Donald", who had an amped up moveset as well as auto-healing, and "Donald Gang", which turned a 1v1 into a 1v8 or something like that. And people just went to town on making more and more powerful Donald edits.

[@zpecialzer0842]

but the thing is that Ronald wasn’t using 100% of his power at all, he was just warming up.

[@julesop3866]

Ronald vs. Shaggy.... who would win......🤔

[@sm0ke961]

@@julesop3866 neither. They would both slowly increase the amount of Power they use and when they reach 100% (maybe even beyond), everything would be destroyed, but the 2 gods would continue To fight for all of eternity.

[@zaneakamatsu1912]

@@sm0ke961 Dam that seems legit then maybe they would meet that fan ending for that Smugstick Goku Vs Vegeta final fight where they made a huge explosion expelling themselves from the universe to fight forever in a place where they never die and are immortal outside the universe who knows maybe those two fights would sync up in a never-ending FFA.

[@silverdarksilver609]

Sm0ke Or they one of them have an idea and say hey let’s stop fighting and get some McDonald’s.

[@charmandyorton006]

He was warming up to lay the smackdown on Alpha as Golden Ronald if you think about it

[@mystupid__oldaccount8564]

This is what Ronald does when he finds out you’ve been eating at Wendy’s

[@jaidora]

Savage LilQ at or in the drive through?

[@anightshadeguyman5089]

I just liked but then I noticed your like count

[@morganpriest7726]

Golden Ronald is when you eat at the burger king next door

[@bretroyal9464]

Savage LilQ oh god

[@Deku5305]

Yes

[@Isaac_646]

It's so awesome seeing ronald with his lanky body just whappin em back to back.

[@docplays6508]

I love the call at the end

[@agreenkirby201]

So God asks Travis how he died Travis says "I got ran over by a truck" Then God asks how Joe died Joe says "I got shot in an empty warehouse" Then God asks how Jacob died Jacob says "I tried to fight golden Ronald McDonald"

[@Recoil1808]

And thus, heaven's doors and windows were boarded up like a crack house.

[@hypnobagels8634]

But how does Miloni die?

[@agreenkirby201]

@@hypnobagels8634 Getting butchered by 500+ gray foxes

[@AeroLeaf4]

69 likes

[@lucayaki]

Is Joe Jo's evil brother?

[@ElLucoso]

_He's so fast, it's like he stopped time!_

[@SSpider-G]

Killer queen

[@DarkVileScream]

OH HO YOUR APPROACHING ME

[@XI11_]

@@DarkVileScream I cant beat the shit out of you without getting closer

[@uzairgangat]

Kira be like

[@xJaydagreatest]

By far the most confusing and funniest thing I ever seen 🤣

[@malikevans634]

I love how Ronald has a fucking death laser in his moveset. XD

[@actone4822]

6:21 Can we talk about that slick Star Fox-style textbox? Honestly thought that was a part of the game for a second. We've come far from the age of airhorn edit Alpharads.

[@HuzzahForBiscuits]

It's honestly shocking to remember that his roots were so humble- he's improved so much since the days of smash 101 and its really inspiring

[@Blue-xd3sy]

hello Nintendo . Dan Btw

[@Endershock1678]

Funny how the quality of this is rising while Alpharad Plus is...

[@actone4822]

@@Endershock1678 The duality of man.

[@davidthorp01]

“Capitalism isn’t that hype.” Ronald McDonald: “You see that’s where you’re wrong kiddo!”

[@lazygamertm8632]

Ronald McDonald: *laughing like a anime villain* silly child I am the hype

[@davidthorp01]

LazyGamerTM I see what you did there...

[@lazygamertm8632]

@@davidthorp01 just imagine JoJo music in that entire fight and you got yourself an anime

[@Shuyin781]

Ronald : oooh ,capitalism isn't that hype, you say ? Well then, i'm going to beat your punkass to oblivion until you scream "all hail big money", you anti-American !

[@davidthorp01]

Shuyin781 “It’s not a happy meal if you don’t pay for the toy! And I’m sure you like your chicken nuggies, _Even the communist love my nuggets!_ So unless you don’t want em...well~you’ll be loving my game soon hmmmmm.”

[@jotaropinochet3671]

I love how some of his sprites are actually inspired by the ones from the JoJo '98 fighting arccade game, like the beam sprite is Jotaro's taunt and one of his attack sprites is Dio's heavy attack

[@weffal7348]

Imagine if a character like this was in smash, but every move would have a secret input, like terry and ryu, so he would be hard to play but it would be rewarding af

[@HoshiNoKaabii]

13:10 i beat golden ronald. i want my bounty now.

[@Francis-tc9jc]

indeed.

[@prof.sleeper]

You have the entire world to yourself, your literally king of the world

[@Alzter0]

good god you are beyond human

[@weeklycancer27]

My guy did tho

[@Idlemage]

The same way he did apparently

[@spideraba769]

"Try some fries!" He's upselling _while killing you._ I've never seen such a formidable restaurateur.

[@destruktor1237]

"I never thought to optimize burgers like this" Me:I don't blame you

[@nikeo.3183]

Ronald McDonald - The typical final boss of a fighting game. ✓ Unfair ✓ Projectile spam ✓ One combo and you are almost dead ✓ Doesn't take the fight seriously ✓ Destroys the unprepared *G* *O* *L* *D* *R* *O* *N* *A* *L* *D* - The secret final boss of a fighting game. ✓ Little to impossible to beat ✓ One combo-You dead ✓ Impossible to lower his health bar ✓I don't think he even notices that you tryin' to beat him ✓ Has a move that instantly kills you

[@asimpleman372]

11:54 "This is ..... Requiem."

[@maulwurf9414]

RAN RAN RUU!!!

[@Silencer01]

Want to know what six seconds of pure terror sounds like? 11:54 - 12:00 WRYYYYY!

[@charmandyorton006]

It really starts at 11:55

[@boxypox]

*Ad Interrupts*

[@0Ihs_]

@@boxypox the funny thing is *yes* I got interrupt by an ad

[@ming9891]

Ronald Mc Donald OVERHEAVEN DA!

[@sr.ugartemkt]

WRYYYYYYYY