“HELPING PEOPLE IS LIKE THE UNFORTUNATE BY-PRODUCT” I DIED
@placeholder294 жыл бұрын
rest in peace
@dm34024 жыл бұрын
It really is tho, its like "I SAID YOU BE A DOCTOR, NOT DOCTOR FOR OTHER PEOPLE!!" And the kids like "Mom.... Thats literally the job..."
@cutlokilo9504 жыл бұрын
You should see a doctor. unless you're a chinese parent
@johnherrera52614 жыл бұрын
Health insurance in a nutshell
@aureliuszeta30374 жыл бұрын
I like the embedded joke you put in your comment hehe
@MengL334 жыл бұрын
"Helping people is at the bottom of the list for being a doctor." 1000% LOL
@zhysun65644 жыл бұрын
But doctors do help people...And take their money.
@MegaKingTom4 жыл бұрын
Zhy Sun they only help if you have money
@charly4411824 жыл бұрын
It’s NOT even ON the list 😂😂
@mak017114 жыл бұрын
if by a miracle it MADE INTO the list that is😂
@forgma77794 жыл бұрын
@@MegaKingTom YES US GOV DOES
@mastergecko11783 жыл бұрын
Me as a Chinese guy: "I don't wanna be a doctor." My mom: "So you have chosen... ENGINEER"
@reginaldshort84863 жыл бұрын
You can get doctorate as an engineer.
@thegodwithnomora34423 жыл бұрын
Mum: Orrrrrr lawyer
@newprojects78473 жыл бұрын
what did you choose though? im curious
@timothylee55793 жыл бұрын
“But i dont want to be engineer either..” Mom: “ah, yes, the negotiator. So you have chosen… MATHEMATICIAN FOR NASA
@mastergecko11783 жыл бұрын
@@newprojects7847 Artist, which kinda explains why my mom kicked me out
@lordsiomai3 жыл бұрын
what I find even more astounding is, for as wide and diverse Asia is as a continent, this is almost universal with Asian parents
@TilikaVispute3 жыл бұрын
Exactly 🤣🤣🤣 I don’t understand how it turned out that way but it’s so truueueeee 🤣 I was watching BTS video few months back where Min Yoongi referred how parents let you cry in stores and say “I am going home, you stay here” and I was like Yo that’s Indian parents as well... I was so shocked To see the similarity 🤣🤣🤣
@Leto2ndAtreides3 жыл бұрын
Those are simple paths to being middle class or somewhat upper middle class. They're not even very high goals... It's mostly just "We want our kids to have decently good lives."
@arminius65062 жыл бұрын
@@Leto2ndAtreides Bro doctors play in money, it isn't "we want a decent life for you". It's like "We want you to be so rich that our grand kids play with money". And it's good.
@manicpepsicola34312 жыл бұрын
@@arminius6506 can confirm my grandpa was a doctor and was able to playin money all the time he bought a motorcycle he never rode lol
@kimaotung2 жыл бұрын
And Nigerian 😅
@estmeta4 жыл бұрын
The best part? Ronny Chieng's Chinese family name, 錢, literally means Money.
@LegacyFTW4 жыл бұрын
lol is it a common name, I wonder?
@Nothing866204 жыл бұрын
That last name is not that common but also not that rare, but it’s a family name you can’t choose. However there were plenty of parents in early days would name their children “get rich” or something like that.
@ccitza4 жыл бұрын
@@LegacyFTW It was a royal family name around 1000 years ago, which made it one of the most respected & popular names back then. 趙錢孫李 were the top four, where 趙 and 李 were the imperial family name of Song & Tang Dynasty.
@RicardoCarapia4 жыл бұрын
Interesting. In Spanish there's people whos last name is "Rico" wich means "rich"
@Nisshoku4 жыл бұрын
@@RicardoCarapia Does Puerto Rico then mean rich port, port of riches or something like that?
@asymptotebag4 жыл бұрын
these weren't even jokes they were just straight facts
@alwaystakemarktwainsadvice42694 жыл бұрын
Emily Jiang which is the joke.
@baguette7454 жыл бұрын
Very funny facts
@user-szb4 жыл бұрын
really true
@blaiseykins22564 жыл бұрын
Mmm hmm yup yes
@maxnexus54214 жыл бұрын
truth hurts and pain of other people are funny to others
@williamtandiono22024 жыл бұрын
I love how real the joke is.. We're Chinese love money, we also burn the money after our parent died so the can spend it on afterlife.. lol
@andyalcaide37524 жыл бұрын
Calon Rocker they throw their hard wallets into the fire out of respect for the parents.
@nicoleraheem11954 жыл бұрын
Lord😂😂and I'm currently learning mandarin now. I think I needed to know this too
@charliebronson13084 жыл бұрын
Why shudnt we? China is the center of the world!
@blackmmmblackmmm4 жыл бұрын
As a Taiwanese, you’re god damn right...
@abdulharithibrahim47334 жыл бұрын
The money they burnt is not real money...its fake money. They also burn Mercedes Benz...made out of paper
@appa6093 жыл бұрын
Chinese parents: "Why aren't you applying to med school?" Also Chinese Parents: "I have a fever it must be because I ate too much tropical fruit"
@islandnarrator82573 жыл бұрын
Not Black people all we do is fight each other down.Sad
@anuraggupta19743 жыл бұрын
"It's the damn phone"
@cerealkiller1953 жыл бұрын
Being part asian and part latino i have seen both sides whenever someone is sick they just bring out some sort of ointment label falling off no clue what it is I'm not even sure if it's a lifetime supply because I've never seen anyone in the family have more than one in the house haha
@sailormoon82653 жыл бұрын
@@cerealkiller195 and it's probably expired but they use it anyway because expiry dates are stupid?
@cerealkiller1953 жыл бұрын
@@sailormoon8265 it was just a bottle I don't think I've ever seen the box lol
@Spanishfutbol20104 жыл бұрын
Nothing can make an Asian parent see a doctor. So true.
@TerryFT864 жыл бұрын
Nono , they will go see a doctor when it's almost free. I know Taiwanese that lives all over the world that will fly back to taiwan to see doctors there. lol.... cuz doctors in the health care system there is much cheaper then almost anywhere else in the world & they don';t even have to wait.. if they don't have taiwan citizenship then ya they don't like seeing doctors. lol
@christopherhanna57544 жыл бұрын
Except to see them graduate from med school....
@TheNamesDitto4 жыл бұрын
So fucking true
@슬아-z4n4 жыл бұрын
So not true for Koreans see doctors most among all OECD countries. m.koreabiomed.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=6145
@desmondchristoper30494 жыл бұрын
@@슬아-z4n yeah for plastic surgery tho
@saborivaille12584 жыл бұрын
At least Persians give you the option of Lawyer, Engineer OR Doctor. Three options. Very generous
@juliekrol4 жыл бұрын
lol
@cUser6914 жыл бұрын
@ Sabo Rivaille, what’s the second tier for Persians for parental respect? Like architect or banker or what? Just curious, no offense.
@saborivaille12584 жыл бұрын
c haha good question. Fortunately only my dad is Persian and he’s really laid back. But my aunties are pretty traditional. And their kids are lawyers, dentists and psychiatrist. You could be right with architecture. My brother and uncle are architects. “Oh that’s pretty good” they would think haha. I’m a college drop out and that wouldn’t fly with some relatives.
@TrappedInTheNorth4 жыл бұрын
@@saborivaille1258 There are no such people on this earth called Persians there is a group called Iranians are you talking about them ?
@saborivaille12584 жыл бұрын
Mohamed Yusuf well Iranian is a nationality. Persian is the language, ethnicity and culture. I’m not Iranian but ethnically I’m half Persian. There are many Iranians with various ethnicities, you can be Iranian of Persian descent, Arab , Azari, Kurdish ect. The country was called Persia not long ago by the way.
@freaker1264 жыл бұрын
he should include the joke that Chinese people so rich they even buy money to burn money and send it to their relatives in the afterlife. :p
@audreyc82254 жыл бұрын
freaker126 Exactlyyyyyy I was thinking about that !
@mr.raslyon66264 жыл бұрын
Maybe he still will...
@watermelonchiki4 жыл бұрын
omg also clothes and cars, I was like do we still need to drive after we die... lol
@freaker1264 жыл бұрын
@@watermelonchiki that's part of the joy after life ..lol :p
@freaker1264 жыл бұрын
@Speez71rm dude. people have already done that. it's part of their culture. lol
@apratimbordoloi40563 жыл бұрын
As an Indian I can confirm that whatever he said is 100% true in an Indian society as well.
@electric_deer20073 жыл бұрын
India is in Asia so he did cover that when he said that statement
@tridhatrisontena38223 жыл бұрын
yeah man pretty fucked up ngl
@嗯拜年3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@MrMuumbutoo3 жыл бұрын
same with my croatian parents lol
@Andelea3 жыл бұрын
What's the name of your god of money?
@siddheshrahate43514 жыл бұрын
I'm Asian. I'm studying medicine. I can confirm this. For prestige and Money. My parents also don't like visiting doctor. Edit:- Mfs this much upvotes :")
@mauvemouse92594 жыл бұрын
Okay but do they rely on "alternative" medicine, or do they just avoid Western-style medicine?
@siddheshrahate43514 жыл бұрын
@@mauvemouse9259 i won't say they exactly are medicines, some of them really have medicinal effects, but most of them don't have prolonged effects,while some of them are just placebos.
@GaussGodden4 жыл бұрын
yes.. because in history class difference is huge... chinese parents generally want their children to be educated (doctors, work in the government, etc) because statistically, you are much more likely to flip your social status within 1 generation when you are educated...
@brendagordon45714 жыл бұрын
OMG. So it is true 😆😆😆
@kawa17554 жыл бұрын
Nobody does because doctors talk to you for 5 min and here is a 300 dollar bill take some tylenol if you feel like shit again come again we will do some tests.
@BatmanPops4 жыл бұрын
I like how he sounds American and Chinese at the same time perfectly 😃
@dreamcrusher14544 жыл бұрын
..and he is neither an American nor Chinese.
@heynim3424 жыл бұрын
This is Singaporean/Malaysian accent :P
@BatmanPops4 жыл бұрын
@@dreamcrusher1454 👌🏽👍🏽
@BatmanPops4 жыл бұрын
@@heynim342 oh ok thanks for letting me know 🙂👍🏽
@Theimmortalmisfit4 жыл бұрын
Dream Crusher he literally said we while he was referring to Chinese people the whole time, you must be quite daft
@Dangolbustedman4 жыл бұрын
Refreshing to see an Asian comedian who doesn’t lean on exaggerated Asian accents to do their humor
@Nushilong4 жыл бұрын
@@teacher_ps Russell Peters
@Dangolbustedman4 жыл бұрын
Chaplay which one doesn’t? Jo Koy, dat Phan, Russell Peters etc Pretty much every successful Asian comedian I’ve seen does the exaggerated accents in their comedy. It’s a cliche stereotype at this point
@h1t0k1r14 жыл бұрын
In before overly sensitive people say he’s relying on stereotypes still
@Dangolbustedman4 жыл бұрын
Roger I think every comedian does that tbh Some of the best comedians alive did too Chappell, Louis, Pryor But at least he’s not leaning on the accent to force his shit to be funny
@Dangolbustedman4 жыл бұрын
but why see previous comments
@samphan28593 жыл бұрын
“helping people is at the bottom of the list” as an asian, fact 😂
@carsonwentz8301 Жыл бұрын
And people wonder why healthcare sucks
@imjeffreylee3 жыл бұрын
I mean he’s not telling jokes, he’s just talking about facts in a funny way lol
@faizanmehdi40223 жыл бұрын
That's true comedy
@tonyping22623 жыл бұрын
True sgit
@adhynugroho94243 жыл бұрын
That's what standup is about.
@lollololol17533 жыл бұрын
Thanks for explaining what a joke is again
@DavidLee-ge3nx3 жыл бұрын
He looks exactly like grown-up Calvin in the Calvin and Hobbes series. Resemblance is uncanny.
@huyueqi4 жыл бұрын
I am a Chinese and I approve this message. Actually, some Chinese love money so much they decide their family name is Chieng, which means money. Am I right Ronny Money?
@keny42814 жыл бұрын
well... u dun really got a choice on you last name, do you.... also you wouldn't assume Bill Gates loves gates... it's just a sir name, derived from 篯, which has nothing to do money, but more to do with bamboos and horse tacks.
@keny42814 жыл бұрын
@@fsantos4199 glad u find it funny, igorance is truly a bliss.. i mean who cares about a piece of interesting historical information..
@keny42814 жыл бұрын
@@fsantos4199 oh my god dude, get a life...
@djay74384 жыл бұрын
Ken Y congratulations... you played yourself
@wangyingsen4584 жыл бұрын
It is only because Asians still believe by working hard you could break though social classes, western people especially Americans used believed this too, but after the capitalism become mature(hard to join the 1%), working hard is meaningless. Of course majority embrace Anti-intellectualism.
@benlg91254 жыл бұрын
Ronny at his best here, very polished delivery and hysterical!
@brendagordon45714 жыл бұрын
And I thought that Jimmy O Yang was funny.
@NCC_NO-COMMENT-CHANNEL2 жыл бұрын
Honestly his golden phrase of "Hope You Get Rich" stick in my head every single Chinese New Year. Anyway for those who see my comment, wishing you a happy Chinese New Year and HOPE YOU GET RICH! 🤭
@LuthienMoonLight2 жыл бұрын
HOPE YOU GET RICH, BRO
@RussyBoyTV2 жыл бұрын
GONG XI FA CAI, HOPE YOU GET RICH
@Bakeroo2 жыл бұрын
Hope we BOTH get rich
@arminius65062 жыл бұрын
Hope we all get rich
@gaiartstudio2 жыл бұрын
That's so true. Every year, hope you get rich is in my head hahaha
@Bae-e9d4 жыл бұрын
This guy needs more support by the Asian community because he represents.
@gamapg4 жыл бұрын
2 bc getting money
@themadtitan78833 жыл бұрын
Jimmy ya, eyy Jimmy ya!
@sulblazer3 жыл бұрын
He's fine. He doesn't need Asian charity. He's funny and will naturally appeal to the Asian community. There doesn't need to be a call to arms to support him. His work will elevate him.
@bimapringgo3 жыл бұрын
How does he represents Arabs? or Indians? or Malays?
@jeanque21303 жыл бұрын
@@bimapringgo He can still show some of his perspective as a chinese descent immigrant, he can still be one of the voices of larger asian community
@scoobydoo39283 жыл бұрын
I bet my Mom that I would never get married, when I was 10 years old. She even had me right it out on paper and sign it. When I finally got married at 27, she busted out this old yellow paper, with my signature, at my wedding! She held out her hand and said "Pay up sucker. $10 dollars!" Everyone in that Chapel fell out laughing at the look on my face.
@amyamy22403 жыл бұрын
She's got an awesome sense of humor.
@heartsDmise3 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo 😂 Thats great
@momseffortjamila69553 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahah. Very funny 😄. She dealt with you
@tarekandnourhan74323 жыл бұрын
17 years between the setup and the punchline
@Swaggy-Mcyolo3 жыл бұрын
She played the long game 😎
@Jaisean4 жыл бұрын
“Helping people is like the unfortunate byproduct” I started cracking up 😂😂😂
@whitneyoneal23602 жыл бұрын
Haha!! As a previous figure skating coach this is so true. The 1st generation immigrant moms would walk their 3 year old kids into the rink and tell us that they want their kid to go to the Olympics. Almost all our Asian skaters would get full rides to Yale and Harvard for medical school. Love you Ronnie!
@ssatjapot3 жыл бұрын
"Flip the clan narrative around. Start from the bottom. Then Boom! Now we're here! We're doctors!" Ronny's delivery is so spot on and his jokes are always so intelligent. It's like a next level self-awareness.
@cy99874 жыл бұрын
As a Chinese I can confirm he's right. My dad is a doctor and my grandma even REFUSES to visit her own son's hospital😂She'd rather believe in Taichi and those fake TV doctors smh
@konnichiwa87624 жыл бұрын
Gosh! What an ironic! 😂
@matttejada73814 жыл бұрын
Maybe because she will know her illnesses if she went to a doctor, I think she's scared.
@_peachy_4 жыл бұрын
Ikr XD
@Nuisance_Bear4 жыл бұрын
Hey, tai chi is still more physical activity than everyone else is getting these days. Ditch them TV doctors though they talking out they asses
@spartapros21204 жыл бұрын
@godslayer3241 wrong guy
@camthedestroyer14904 жыл бұрын
I nearly spat out my water when he said “Asian parents are the last group of people you can convince to see a doctor” 😂
@xellosblackforest16853 жыл бұрын
it's true ..
@jordanvalencia95973 жыл бұрын
Mexicans, Indians, many other groups are the last group of people you can convince to see a doctor.
@markjacobson79763 жыл бұрын
This guy is actually funny. Hope he makes it big. I’m learning as he’s making me laugh.
@tjgodofchaos31863 жыл бұрын
"hope he makes it big" bruh he's like a millionaire actor, he's made it
@planbbkk58763 жыл бұрын
he is big already!
@emhgarlyyeung2 жыл бұрын
@@tjgodofchaos3186 But he is Chinese, that's never big enough for a Chinese, we want bigger, so, hope he get richer lol
@nicolaablett77902 жыл бұрын
AND RICH
@0588759152 жыл бұрын
Dude he was in Shang chi, and he’s on the Daily show…..he’s good
@caph2o224 жыл бұрын
By the way, Ronny's surname: "Chieng (钱)" literally means "money" in Chinese. :D
@pebblepod304 жыл бұрын
Very ironic then!
@brendagordon45714 жыл бұрын
Lol u r kidding me!
@caph2o224 жыл бұрын
@@brendagordon4571 Nope. Not joking. You can go to his Wikipedia page. Copy and paste his surname onto Google Translate and see for yourself. :D
@makeshifthouse4 жыл бұрын
Wtf ure right
@AwkwrdPrtMskrt4 жыл бұрын
Chinese people love money so much, the Chinese guy self-aware enough to point it out to everyone is literally surnamed "钱"!
@yariv20714 жыл бұрын
I love it that this guy just offhandedly throws a joke about money printing causing inflation, and people not understanding basic macro economics. Brilliant.
@MelePaasi4 жыл бұрын
It’s the Asian math expert in him 🤣🤣🤣
@zztopz70904 жыл бұрын
@@MelePaasi Hes not even an expert, just adequate, which cant be said for the west.
@ninaxu5414 жыл бұрын
Екатерина Геннадиевна the joke is Asians are good at math... not saying he’s a math expert literally. It’s the running joke/stereotype or whatever you call it about Asians
@wangyingsen4584 жыл бұрын
It is only because Asians still believe by working hard you could break though social classes, western people especially Americans used believed this too, but after the capitalism become mature(hard to join the 1%), working hard is meaningless. Of course majority embrace Anti-intellectualism.
@andresgreene49134 жыл бұрын
@@wangyingsen458 Joining the 1% is necessarily something the vast majority of people can't do. Working hard is a great way to have a good life. The problem is actually that too many people, especially those who grew up on the internet while being told they deserve the world, expect to not only have a comfortable life, but be rich or famous without doing a lot of work.
@habiboktavian89224 жыл бұрын
beside the jokes, his mimic and gesture are incredibly structured perfectly
@Cggdas4 жыл бұрын
His delivery is top notch
@habiboktavian89224 жыл бұрын
@@Cggdas indeed
@疑是地上霜床前明月光 Жыл бұрын
Wholeheartedly concur!
@aprilsparks11113 жыл бұрын
00:32 “helping people” is on the bottom of their list of reasons 😆😆😆 oh my gosh this guys is hilarious
@SoldierBoySingingRapture4 жыл бұрын
11yo asian kid: studying parent: YOU DOCTOR YET?
@K21-p3m4 жыл бұрын
No dad, I'm eleven.
@danielwang27954 жыл бұрын
Renal Rahmadin TALK TO ME WHEN YOU DOCTOR
@SoldierBoySingingRapture4 жыл бұрын
@@danielwang2795 classic!
@agneshravindran17274 жыл бұрын
That's from family guy right...?
@SoldierBoySingingRapture4 жыл бұрын
@@agneshravindran1727 Damn right buddy "No dad, I'm 11" "TALK TO ME WHEN YOU DOCTOR"
@gauravneupane4 жыл бұрын
He has a different kind of delivery and energy, love it.
@coffeetea85774 жыл бұрын
No joke as I was applying to pharmacy in uni, my mum would ask “are you sure you don’t want to go into medicine? You could!” I would refuse because I knew I was never cut out for medicine. This is why there are so many doctors without the right attitude. They want to get rich, but have no idea that they’re doing a profession that requires compassion
@icebed14984 жыл бұрын
Same here. I'm Ghanaian and people were like why don't I just do medicine😑 I had the qualifications but naah, It wasn't just for me.
@CrazyLocoInsane14 жыл бұрын
Wait if you are a pharmacist then you are in medicine lol
@charlieaydin13774 жыл бұрын
Interesting insight. Never considered this
@liljmarian73274 жыл бұрын
This comment wins KZbin for the day man your honest and real as hell I dig .
@coffeetea85774 жыл бұрын
@@CrazyLocoInsane1 It's different; medicine deals with more physiology and anatomy, but pharmacists learn about drugs and how they work. I can't deal with all those stuff like residency and blood, lol
@itsnlee3 жыл бұрын
I'm Chinese and I can vouch for everything he said. The way he delivered it is hilarious I never thought of it like that
@frankanonymous20924 жыл бұрын
And the phrase Chinese children usually say after “Hope you get rich “ is “Give me the red packet money” .(红包拿来)
@darrylchandra5544 жыл бұрын
no if you get married
@anthonyjanthonycrowley76524 жыл бұрын
*悄悄递给你红包*
@faceman13414 жыл бұрын
@@darrylchandra554 children usually don't get married
@annandres84834 жыл бұрын
I forgot what it is but I know I say it every year-
@cowboyw5204 жыл бұрын
which sounds like a robbery in english
@sharonozvenom4 жыл бұрын
Ronny, the greatest Malaysian Chinese export of all time. He’s a legend !!! Spot on with the Chinese attitude 👍👍👍😂😂😂😂.
@maggiekee6554 жыл бұрын
He is from Johor Bahru
@sagan084 жыл бұрын
Mohd Khalid Bro, why have to be Penang or Ipoh la...Even Kuala Berang and Machang got Chinese man.
@cheapogamer89204 жыл бұрын
@@sagan08 because that's the two famous place other than kl, duh
@AnnoyingAsianWitch4 жыл бұрын
@Mohd Khalid dude there's 14 states and you picked TWO??? Salty in Malacaan
@sharonozvenom4 жыл бұрын
Sasidhran Selvadurai mobs khalid has a good point ... Jimmy Choo is from Penang and Michelle yeoh is from Ipoh . Both have been successful internationally .
@maxpfundner22264 жыл бұрын
that is one perfectly tailored suit
@mikeock19394 жыл бұрын
yes, but wrong neckwear
@texasowl53564 жыл бұрын
Mike Ock you don’t get it do you?
@mauvemouse92594 жыл бұрын
@@texasowl5356 get what?
@drex51604 жыл бұрын
London is blue
@renzojz4 жыл бұрын
And a sleek looking hair cut to pair it with.
@kayrupe1253 жыл бұрын
Ronnu Chieng might be my new favorite comedian. I only just found out about him through Scissor Seven, but he has such a unique line delivery I love it
@kousarattar15264 жыл бұрын
Indian wants their kids to be a doctor because they don't want to spend money on seeing other doctors 😂😂 u will get free health care at home✌🏻
@NatsuDragneel074 жыл бұрын
True....😂😂😂😂
@ThatWEIRDasianGirl4 жыл бұрын
Goddamn, Indian families will actually trust your advice as a doctor. XD Chinese mom and dad will put onions in the cardinal directions cause WeChat told em before listening to the medical advice of their PH.D. graduate child.
@RicardoCarapia4 жыл бұрын
Mexicans are not very different. (I'm mexican)
@jiasona8754 жыл бұрын
Hey, ENGINEERING is first on the list. I think every Indian family have 2 to 3 engineer in the family
@alixalix1914 жыл бұрын
And they are the worst doctors ever
@ragequitter4 жыл бұрын
I’m not even Chinese, but I’m Asian. My parents are exactly like that
@mysteriousunknown5864 жыл бұрын
@anonymous Chang India is in Asia so technically hes Asian. If u wanted to correct him u should've said he isnt an oriental.
@marcuswijaya25694 жыл бұрын
What are you?
@Alpha-Hypnosis4 жыл бұрын
@Arnav Chaudhary Kaise Ho Bhai
@zy59924 жыл бұрын
@Arnav Chaudhary south asians r still asians bro
@zy59924 жыл бұрын
@Arnav Chaudhary idk where i live we still call them asians
@last59023 жыл бұрын
😂 The god of money😂 "dosent care about inflation".i LOLED so hard.
@gurelhorsun89513 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Justin Trudeau
@longebane3 жыл бұрын
@@gurelhorsun8951 dude what the fuck, get that politics shit outta here, you dweeb
@stanleygao109 Жыл бұрын
😂and there are actually several gods of money to make sure everyone is covered even you maybe a gangster or drug dealer
@Currychicken873 жыл бұрын
I've watched this like a 100 times and it still never gets old 😂
@nikluvtoeat4 жыл бұрын
As an Indonesian Chinese, I can confirm this is 1000% legit.
@aguswibawa73554 жыл бұрын
bener lol
@lifeisneverthesame9103 жыл бұрын
masalah besar kalau yg buat joke bukan Chinese. pasti dianggap rasis..
@dwisatriyaprajna64362 жыл бұрын
@@lifeisneverthesame910 lagian kalo bukan chinese, emangnya ngerti? kurang comedicnya kalo bicarain klan orang lain, ngejek klan sendiri lebih seru 😂 dan aman
@conancat4 жыл бұрын
Netflix releasing this during Chinese New Year is just **chef's kiss**. 恭喜发财!Happy Chinese New Year, HOPE YOU GET RICH!
@a.k91214 жыл бұрын
Hope you get rich to
@workeveryday87374 жыл бұрын
Thank you thank you. I hope you get rich too ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
@MajesticOak4 жыл бұрын
Showed this to my mother, she thought it was funny, though mentioned that the part about being shot with an arrow was exaggeration. Then I remind her the time I got shot in the head by some kid's homemade bow & arrow and they decided to not take me to the hospital, despite a doctor there saying that wound would require at least 5 stitches. (end up not going to the hospital, but since I recovered it's all good) Edit: I almost forgot, the guy (also Asian) who shot me ended up becoming a doctor. Like this story just ended up having everything.
@cynkauvanyau20594 жыл бұрын
It just means she thinks of her own body differently. No contradiction there.
@YourManifoldWorld4 жыл бұрын
She just wanted you to be stronger...maybe in the future you can stop real arrows. :)
@xandercorp61754 жыл бұрын
The fact that she thought it was credible enough to call out as exaggeration should be food for thought for people who think that this bit is "obvious" satire.
@c_p_a_r4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@truthseeker65322 жыл бұрын
I could listen to this guy all day everyday!!!!
@arisdahakim86304 жыл бұрын
This guy is so brave, he speaks the truth. God bless him :D
@Paradoxicalhumor4122 жыл бұрын
Trust me, there are A LOT of people in the Asian/Asian American communities that agree with his statements. We just don't feel like starting extra petty squabbles because we'd rather find better things to do with our time, lol. The fact is, his routine wouldn't sell if it didn't hit a good majority of our heartstrings.
@ericadams2144 жыл бұрын
"you BETTER hope that I get rich." Lmao
@Rubinkieth3 жыл бұрын
Laws to live by lol
@tongliu57553 жыл бұрын
lmao
@LizRealGirlBeauty3 жыл бұрын
My doctor came here from China, and has 2 sons. One of them went to medical school, the other business school. You can guess which one is his favorite.
@frankzornes18843 жыл бұрын
Hello pretty How are you doing??
@hhmaster7893 жыл бұрын
biz school?
@dallastauranga69603 жыл бұрын
The one who makes the most money 😂
@de59133 жыл бұрын
@@dallastauranga6960 exactly lmaooooooo
@shastasilverchairsg3 жыл бұрын
Depends on whether the biz school son became a big executive/started a multimillion dollar business.
@cheongwenpa3 жыл бұрын
He is so darn ruthlessly honest !!!!!
@nkULTRA0074 жыл бұрын
OMG the accuracy, this can also be applied to Indian people
@Ruthraut4 жыл бұрын
True that
@aparnasingh85464 жыл бұрын
Haha OMG tru bro we all got the same parents
@aparnasingh85464 жыл бұрын
NPC 45 hahahahah fuck no bro
@devONcyban4 жыл бұрын
We also got a goddess of money 😎 Goddess Lakshmi.
@shailpatel38414 жыл бұрын
@NPC 45 you must be from a really poor background i am guessing
@jyotisingh-lz3de4 жыл бұрын
"started from the bottom and now we are here, we are DOCTORS" 😂😂😂😂
@ashish9urun94 жыл бұрын
The way he ended with "Gong xi fa cai" was fire. Not just comedy it's facts too.
@Mr.MiddleClassPH3 жыл бұрын
As a Filipino, I agree even though most of us (including myself) were pushed to be nurses as this is our passport to go to Western countries and earn more.
@CorePathway3 жыл бұрын
Best way to marry a doctor is to become a nurse
@mukhtaarashraf37402 жыл бұрын
@@CorePathway damn that's screwed up though
@AverageSaneHuman2 жыл бұрын
@@mukhtaarashraf3740 if im not wrong, isnt it against the rule to date co workers in hospital? (im just not so sure so no hate is against this statement)
@marvinredota91002 жыл бұрын
@@AverageSaneHuman yes IN the Hospital but outside is fine :D
@AverageSaneHuman2 жыл бұрын
@@marvinredota9100 understandable, thanks :D
@ckchong283 жыл бұрын
As a Chinese Malaysian, we give/receive money when attending wedding, birthday, funeral, house warming, business opening, Chinese New Year, even after death (someone will burn the money for us) By the way, other than Gong Xi Fa Cai, we have dozens of greetings to say during Chinese New Year, which are all related to money 🤣
@artemis22913 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@allenl92143 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 they have trillion dollar fake bills to burn
@weyland-Yutani-Intern3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I can't believe he missed that opportunity of fitting in the burning of money as well.
@abba36293 жыл бұрын
You have same rituals as Indians 😂
@weiskl8873 жыл бұрын
LOL jokes aside Money is everything as well as nothing. The deeper meaning to this culture of money is the experience of hardship, poverty and just to fill the stomach. While i also experience the same thing i got to experience first hand if you don't have money our family literally were only eating vegetables and salty fish for meals. Its more of a community getting together to gather enough money so that their son's can get married as well as a small sum of seed money to feed the family. Later on as the economy gets better and upward social mobility becomes much easier the Younger generation no longer experience Poverty and started to question as to why Money is so important. As for moving up the social ladder and becoming a Doctor well what is wrong with moving up the social ladder? But for those who grew up in poverty its the quickest way and ticket to provide a better life and future. But as we our Wages and quality of life goes higher younger generation not faced with the same living experience and condition wouldn't understand. They think when they are born life is so comfortable. But again Money isn't everything. However without it you cannot even donate to charity even if you want to. Look at the current condition today with the Pandemic out of control. My heart aches when i see many desperate people selling food on the streets trying to get by just to ensure their kids get fed. Its about how you choose to spend Money when you have it and its about survival when you don't.
@Aer0xander4 жыл бұрын
Asian people love money so much that there's an Asian man running for president wanting to give every American adult $1000 a month! #yanggang
@F8...4 жыл бұрын
psh I could pay rent bills and buy food for that much lol
@TheBiscuitFactory4 жыл бұрын
Artivisual nice to see a yanger here! #yanggang #andrewyang2020
@TheBiscuitFactory4 жыл бұрын
A Google User idk who you’ve been watching but everything that you just described is incorrect.
@brendagordon45714 жыл бұрын
You are so fucking right!!! LOLLL
@adeolaemitry37404 жыл бұрын
Garfield all Day I mean, he’s pretty good of his mic is on
@windmillman4 жыл бұрын
I’m asian and when i joined the military and then a trooper, I broke every single stereotype, twas great
@justrandomotaku4 жыл бұрын
Good on you dude!
@sulblazer3 жыл бұрын
Oh really? Broke every stereotype? Then how is it you can do the square root of 7 in your head?
@spencerdouglas93 жыл бұрын
Did you serve in the army, around 2010 ? Fort Campbell ?
@windmillman3 жыл бұрын
@@sulblazer what is math?
@windmillman3 жыл бұрын
@@sulblazer we’re still crazy rich and exceeded every social economic ladder sooooo 🐸☕️
@bijoyroy112 жыл бұрын
Very true for some families. People want their children to get into a profession to take other people's money as much as possible, along with having prestige and power. It's not about finding a calling or what the child would enjoy doing in life. It's about the responsibility of earning and taking care of the family. Money, prestige and power are considered the main factors required to secure stability and prosperity for the family.
@wangxiaolin41714 жыл бұрын
and he did not mention that his surname "Chieng" or "Qian"(钱), also means money...
@mfinchina__1174 жыл бұрын
There used to be an economics professor at MSU surnamed 钱 who named his daughter 多多。 :/
@garmzai4 жыл бұрын
@@mfinchina__117 lmao
@macarena7784 жыл бұрын
@@mfinchina__117 LOL! Seriously
@POSEANREAL4 жыл бұрын
Xiaolin yeah, guess your ancestors wanted their eirs to be xiaolins XD Edit: nvm i thought xiaolin is a kunfu thing i forgot, turns out theres a cartoon of it named xiaolin showdown and chronicles (i have watch one of them some how in some time) and i googled what it means and ........ it mean joke.
@hellokitchen4 жыл бұрын
hahaha brilliant
@shivam.maharshi3 жыл бұрын
Everything he said about the Chinese culture and parents is also 100% applicable for Indian culture and parents 😂 1. Parents wanting their kids to become doctor - Check 2. For prestige & money and not helping people - Check 3. Impossible to convince your parents to visit a doctor - Check 4. Have a god of money - Check (Goddess Laxmi)
@qaptainqwerty11 ай бұрын
Sad.
@M4378210 ай бұрын
Do you have a god of money?
@protamine410 ай бұрын
Chinese love money but also love hoarding it and are notoriously tight. I'm not sure if Indians have these wonderful qualities.
@Klas6ixx4 жыл бұрын
Happy Chinese New Year! I hope everyone here gets RICH!!!
@1cluelessfitness4 жыл бұрын
,hahaha
@jadeorchid794 жыл бұрын
Gong xi fa chi- hope you get so rich!
@brendagordon45714 жыл бұрын
Me 2!
@karifishc33763 жыл бұрын
“Asian parents are the last group of people, u can ever convince to see a doctor. “ 🤣 oh my god!!!!!! Hit it on the right place!!!!!
@user-es1vk1qk2c4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know the guy from crazy rich Asians was a comedian... he’s fkn hilarious and reminds me of one of my best friends
@GaussGodden4 жыл бұрын
Too much American influence to pursue what he wants to do XD
@aliasmarg8ta1274 жыл бұрын
He has a law degree from Australia and disappointed his parents by becoming a stand up comic. Look up his segments from The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. He cracks me up every time.
@hellothere5894 жыл бұрын
Asian parents: You either become doctor or you become an adoption
@roidblitzed4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jontraz59934 жыл бұрын
Oh no 💀
@the_mad_fool3 жыл бұрын
Well played.
@enochyang35353 жыл бұрын
you got it
@dragoninthewest13 жыл бұрын
Not Asian, but if I were Asian, be like "Fine, there are plenty of rich white people who will adopt me."
@StephanieHua4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t laugh or chuckle because what Ronnie just said was just straight facts. I did crack a slight grin, because a lot of people don't understand what American/English sarcasm is. 恭喜发财Hope you get rich everyone.
@FaizalYacob4 жыл бұрын
uhm ... that will cause inflation.
@Nanticoke4 жыл бұрын
But isn’t that what makes us laugh? 😂
@JD-go2qj4 жыл бұрын
That's what supposed to make it funny, the fact that it's true
@goodhathacker84054 жыл бұрын
Faizal Yacob inflation is a good thing, too much money, just make sure you are selling stuff at that time. And you are buying during recession.
@lowattpi96244 жыл бұрын
I guess that's just facts for the very southern part of China and southeast Asia. At least from Beijing all the way to Shanghai, I heard much more 'Happy New Year' than 'Hope you get rich'. But the fact doesn't matter that much here, he is funny!
@mohdfadleymustafa92393 жыл бұрын
He's a Malaysian, we Msian very proud of him
@haduong96353a9 ай бұрын
muslim?
@next-over-life8 ай бұрын
@@haduong96353a No, he is Chinese in blood, but Malaysian cityzen there are almost no muslim in Chinese people. very few...
@mizaqenyad42694 жыл бұрын
Dude wtf I’ve never watched Asian comedians before and now YT is recommending a bunch of these guys and I’m loving them so much 😂
@chelseychiachi4 жыл бұрын
First Day of Lunar New Year today so here I am, hoping y’all get rich!!
@nsaiswatching4 жыл бұрын
you better hope I get rich!
@BaldursPicketFence4 жыл бұрын
Kung hei fatt choy!
@Anonymous-td9fl4 жыл бұрын
But they banned lunar new year. Coronavirus 2 stronk. Year is off to a phenomenal start. 1. Ww3 almost starting 2. Australia burning 3. A fuckin disease thats spreading fast asf.
@alexrojas97254 жыл бұрын
Amen
@happylittletree17274 жыл бұрын
Gong Xi Fa Cai! Let's get this bread.
@megan8934 жыл бұрын
I had never heard of this guy till I watched his Netflix special, and oh my god, he is hilarious. Thank you Netflix!
@salui4 жыл бұрын
He's on the Daily Show!
@ViperNg19903 жыл бұрын
Chinese here. These are 100% facts. And I was waiting for the actual jokes to come out from his mouth.
@ChardonnayWest4 жыл бұрын
The "hope you get rich" part is 100% true!
@brendagordon45714 жыл бұрын
I hope that everyone gets filthy rich, no one wants to be poor and struggle so long to make a living.
@MarkSkater4 жыл бұрын
to a chinese ... these ain jokes they are all true. but its still funny ... coz ... i don know to chinese its just Fact for us
@tenchichrono4 жыл бұрын
Nope I'm Chinese and it's funny af!!!
@jya54674 жыл бұрын
I think that's true for all the asians except the new year greeting of hoping to get rich.
@jk98764 жыл бұрын
Happy Chinese New Year. Good luck and good health. --- this is the tradition way to greet others during new year. untill hongkong culture started spreading in 80s. it is a fact too.
@eagle36764 жыл бұрын
@@teacher_ps not just facts but stupid stereotypes and lies people make about each other.
@kevatchiralzin34954 жыл бұрын
Reeeeeally Aah man lol i thought it was a cultural joke
@gtflippers70694 жыл бұрын
Ronny Chieng is one of the funniest comedians around. I love him!!!
@boblowney2 жыл бұрын
his parents have to be SO proud of him. a smart, well super smart actually, and insightful person.
@monocyte22104 жыл бұрын
Im asian. I got a scholarship for artschool in for highschool. Ive won some art competitions prior to that. My mom just shut down my dream of becoming an artist. I enrolled in science highschool. Took a science degree. Im now a professor at university. Everyday i think about my life if was able to pursue artschool. Im not very motivared with my job.
@isabeljohannes93283 жыл бұрын
Perhaps it is time for a change…..
@jessewolff8313 жыл бұрын
Could you combine the two?
@TonyWKoo3 жыл бұрын
This is so true. As a Chinese person, I’ve been saying this for years. Chinese people have an obsession with money, and it can be pretty unhealthy if taken to the extreme.
@sidekick1003 жыл бұрын
Not only chinese the world as it is.
@kylebeguhl85163 жыл бұрын
@@sidekick100 yeah. I’m surprised people don’t worship money like a god.
@emhgarlyyeung2 жыл бұрын
The extreme example is Jewish.
@manicpepsicola34312 жыл бұрын
@@emhgarlyyeung not even close to the Chinese babe
@emhgarlyyeung2 жыл бұрын
@@manicpepsicola3431 then u must know not much
@shi51784 жыл бұрын
2 reasons of why Asian parents want their children to become doctors: to get money and to get their children to be doctors for them for free in the future
@LongVu-lh9el4 жыл бұрын
Lol, my parents rather eat onion or do some advices from Facebook than actually hearing advices from PhD graduate son.
@nandafaiqfadhlurrahman21444 жыл бұрын
They at least want to have someone in the family to be one lol
@trueblueclue4 жыл бұрын
Not Asian but when I was studying premed my parents were setting me up to do the same thing. It starts with jokes about it but then they're calling you in the office about a flu.
@chloelee40743 жыл бұрын
@@LongVu-lh9el is this even true 😂?
@sera4043 жыл бұрын
second reason only applies for south asian parents, east asian parents will refuse to see a doctor even if their child is a doctor haha
@isaachiew6763 жыл бұрын
i am a Malaysian Chinese and Ronny nailed it. We love money. And yeah, we say 恭喜發財 GONG XI FA CAI literally "congratulations for striking a fortune" or yeah, hope you get rich! chai shen ye God of Fortune/Money 財神爺 basically sprinkles money and and there are three types, make sure you get income either straight (honest work), slanted (illegal means) or "sideways" (gambling or just taking money that ain't belonging to you in your life)
@ltkwok3 жыл бұрын
Asian Parents want the “set”: A doctor, a lawyer, an engineer and a business person. For the last 2, Engineer if you’re Indian, Business person if you’re Chinese.
@vikeesilver99083 жыл бұрын
not wrong bro haha. The alternative to buisnessman is Banker for the chinesr
@shastasilverchairsg3 жыл бұрын
I think nowadays FAANG programmer's on the list as well.
@edhero23724 жыл бұрын
“Very fickle go, doesn’t care about inflation” lol
@williamnguyen86634 жыл бұрын
“Hope you get rich” sounds so passive aggressive depending how you say it
@BWater-yq3jx4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, good luck with that... 😒
@gigajesus50474 жыл бұрын
Hope you get rich 😐
@frnlpz01292 жыл бұрын
Yoooooo I never knew this guy was a fucking comedian. From Crazy Rich Asians, to Shang Chi. Glad I found this out. Dude is hilarious man.
@KaimanBitAi4 жыл бұрын
This guy is smart and hilarious “You better hope I get rich”🤣🤣🤣💀
@spaceo85684 жыл бұрын
Omg. He's hysterical.
@rahatuzzaman4 жыл бұрын
I am Bangladeshi and I can confirm that he is 100% correct. My dad hates doctors with his life, though my parents wished I would be a doctor. My mom still regrets because I never tried to go to medical college.
@ChadKakashi Жыл бұрын
Lol your name means “Relaxed Time” in Turkish.
@rahatuzzaman Жыл бұрын
@@ChadKakashi Yeah bro 🥶
@acricucci9760 Жыл бұрын
Ronny Chieng does a great show, mixing humor & satire with social commentary. Original and really hilarious. My family is Italian on both sides and we are just one tent away from a full-blown circus, so even not being Asian, I could relate to a lot of Ronny’s humor.
@yuckk3 жыл бұрын
who are here because tomorrow is Chinese New Year? Gong Xi Fat Chai, I hope you all get RICH!
@vikeesilver99083 жыл бұрын
Happy Lunar New Year to u too! Huat Ah!
@chase2764 жыл бұрын
I need him in a buddy cop movie
@liljmarian73274 жыл бұрын
With rogan n Franco clappin loud
@purplerabbit6384 жыл бұрын
Haha totally!
@irider12014 жыл бұрын
With Danny Mcbride.
@anthonyt41544 жыл бұрын
Maybe him for a Rush Hour reboot?
@nurhayat814 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyt4154 YES!!!!!
@tatianablackthorn25284 жыл бұрын
Netflix, you made me wait too long for this clip. I thought I rushed ordered this from Prime NOW? None the less I'm really happy and will be showing this to *everyone* I know. 3:46
@AndrewBarsky2 жыл бұрын
Living in China I can attest to this 1000%. My wife is Chinese and although she doesn’t enjoy most stand up comedy, she was howling over this set. Guy is hilarious!
@wennnnn2307 Жыл бұрын
I don’t think doctor is the go to profession in China. China prefers civil servant over all other professions.
@vickyyao7709 Жыл бұрын
@@wennnnn2307 Ronny is referring to the first generation immigrant parent
@red2977 Жыл бұрын
@@wennnnn2307 umm he is Malaysian, so he wasn't ever going to be living in China. You can be Chinese without being from China.
@mncalapati4154 жыл бұрын
My childhood friend went through that. Her parents wanted her to be a Dr. or a lawyer. She chose the career path of becoming a Vet Dr.
@hefeibao4 жыл бұрын
That's like getting an A- and saying it's an A (at least in my house)
@Zetsuke44 жыл бұрын
You mean an animal doctor?
@cahmon3y3384 жыл бұрын
I'd rather be a veterinarian then a regular doctor.
@norneaernourn82403 жыл бұрын
The Chinese obsession with wealth is ingrained into the culture. In my time, which is a long time ago, we learned how to gamble before even stepping foot in school. The elders are not bothered by it because it's good to use your brains and sometimes it takes 4 punters. People asked why math is our thing, this is one of the reasons.
@thecouncilofnine46924 жыл бұрын
"Everyday we go like: "Hey, God of Money... gives us money." And he gives us more money. Very fickle god. Doesn't care about inflation." If that's the case, so I'll convert to Chinese Taoism. Gong Xi Fa Cai, everyone.
@SomethingSeemsOff4 жыл бұрын
Right back at you man! *Gong Xi Fa Cai!*
@jackieortiz81444 жыл бұрын
Gong Xi Fa Cai
@simontheman43374 жыл бұрын
So to you buddy! Yesterday is actually the first day of the Chinese New Year, so 恭喜发财!
@fieryrocket35554 жыл бұрын
Hope you get rich. You better hope back bitch.
@fieryrocket35554 жыл бұрын
@Jarred Mueller they just wanna take your money.
@hiobi1172 Жыл бұрын
I love this guy, he's freaking hilarious... and he's the pride of Malaysia! 🥰
@RicardoCarapia4 жыл бұрын
My dad is like that Dave Chapelle's joke: he's an Asian trapped in a white folk body
@ninahiatt2944 жыл бұрын
I’ve had several Asian friends tell me that my parents were also Asians in the bodies of white people.
@康爷爷都说好3 жыл бұрын
Don’t pretend you don’t love money, you hypocritical western bastard
@tobiojo104 жыл бұрын
i LOVE him. I didn't know him at all but this special had me seriously laughing the entire time, he brings that bill burr ranting energy
@Enrique-pi1nh4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@thea20034 жыл бұрын
If you want to see more of him, you should check out The daily show with Trevor Noah. He works there too, and he's awesome :)
@JuntaOne4 жыл бұрын
I love how the audience sounded uncomfortable when he said Chinese people love money. Must have been the "woke" white people. After living in China for 15 years and having a Chinese family here .....I can say "Chinese people looooooove money"!
@jinnij97214 жыл бұрын
Dont forget gambling hahahaha
@Baiko4 жыл бұрын
White people who know that they're not supposed to be making that joke, don't know if they're allowed to laugh at that joke.
@happylittletree17274 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the absolute sharks they can be in mahjong. They smell the money in the water from 5 miles away. My grand aunt was an absolute savage at the table.
@nsebast4 жыл бұрын
White people no need to worry. We take that as a compliment.
@scootahwootah48434 жыл бұрын
Jake Whiddon Or maybe it wasn't completely a 'lol' moment but you don't want the guy to feel bad
@ewenchan12392 жыл бұрын
As a Chinese immigrant -- this is 100% spot on, especially with the love of money. When my wife and I were dating, I used to "prep" her by telling her something to the effect of "watch this: we're NOT going to be able to get through a family dinner without talking about money, in SOME form, at least ONCE, during said family dinner". She was floored when she bore witness to that. LOL...LMAO.....