Joe Wong: Building A Wall Didn't Work For China

Take it from Chinese American stand-up comedian Joe Wong. Walls don't work.
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[@RaviRajbhar-ri5fj]

There is one guy in the back who is having a blast..!!

[@AndersJackson]

that you can hear.

[@barcadoubletreblesixtuple4020]

He is a paid laughter guy

[@AKilahVamp]

Ikr

[@underratedturtle3374]

the Chinese paid him off

[@TheOneWhoDings]

@@underratedturtle3374 Colbert did

[@Squidsama]

That one guy laughing in the background makes the whole video

[@fajaradi1223]

I want what he is smoking there

[@kiranpersad5709]

Lol ikr. I laugh the same way

[@williamjames9418]

I searched the comments knowing this would be mentioned haha

[@Stateofmind00]

He was a paid actor

[@jasonmarteja6727]

Its his son

[@Jesus.loves.you.123]

Each of his jokes has at least 2 layers of meaning.

[@firdausadiputra4291]

he's a genius

[@dgmojojojo]

His joke is like an onion you can peel and peel again

[@luammon7950]

@Jonny Karr The more accurate figure is 91.5% according to the gov.

[@stuartdriedger9989]

he's also incredibly unfunny

[@cegr76]

@Jonny Karr And 5% Solo.

[@jaredhu5960]

For those of you that don't know him, he also has a PhD in biochemistry

[@eugenelim11]

Seriously? That's amazing! Why is he doing stand up comedy then? Not a lecturer or researcher in University?

[@vnmeister9418]

Eugene Lim I don’t think this is what he does full time. He was working in cancer research around the time he was on Ellen and Letterman often. Believe he’s been a host on China’s biggest network, last time I checked anyway.

[@eugenelim11]

@@vnmeister9418 Wow. Amazing!

[@pakde8002]

Just one PhD? No wonder he went into comedy. Obviously an embarrassment to his parents.

[@mugi6674]

@@eugenelim11 He confided that he got discriminated and mistreated in the previous bio-tech company.

[@vangelic.1591]

"We are pretty much all different shades of Mexicans" 😂😂 this guy killing my stomach rn.

[@fairdinkum977]

That's a fact! everyone becomes a "Mexican" , at some point in their lives!

[@faarsight]

We are all different shades of East Africans, except the West Africans of course, they are different shades of South Africans.

[@xihangyang]

Trump orange mexican

[@lunamypet]

“Coreano hermano ya eres Mexicano “

[@priscillajimenez27]

Even white isn't white but shades of beige.

[@kenyancitizen9952]

That one dude laughing loudly...edibles just kicked in 🤭🤫

[@heatherbleu5370]

Crazy Onliner Sounds scrumptious!

[@thett2368]

Probably his Dad

[@dannmarceau9743]

You were quick to laugh, how long did the edible take?

[@sskyles]

My thought was that it was a plant from the CCP. They would totally do something like this to be able to point to it and say "See, our guy killed in America". Seriously, he wasn't THAT funny. No way that laugh was genuine.

[@dHolbach77]

@@sskyles I went to see Dumb and Dumber To in the theater (long story). There was a boring looking, typical button-down type, late middle aged guy a few seats down laughing his ass off the whole movie. People can find anything hilarious.

[@yanminstanford]

Man, this guy's jokes are so deep... make you laugh then make you think. Fantastic!

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

[@andyluis7969]

I am a Chinese. I watched talk shows in America for many years. To tell the truth, maybe it's the limitation of English language. It's not as rhythmic and funny as Chinese talk shows. However, it's a pity that Americans can't understand Chinese talk shows. It's contradictory. There are so many cultural differences.

[@AlbertoGarcia-hk6jd]

SAN FRANCISCO LOOK LIKE CHINA NOW. 70% OF THE POPULATION THERE IS FROM ASIA( 50% CHINESE).

[@dragonscaleii4243]

Doubt he would be anything special in china

[@dragonscaleii4243]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYimZYmHn7d-epY

[@jackiearchitecture]

“This is America. Everybody has to have a color.” How deep this joke is today?

[@mikegreen2291]

So true

[@GAMEOVER403]

Blue or Red🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@royroland3884]

Green.🐸

[@fezzik7619]

What do you mean today? It’s ALWAYS been that way. Don’t act like it’s a new thing or it has gotten worse. It’s just getting filmed.

[@clarkxiao2182]

@@GAMEOVER403 LOL, immigration from Pandora

[@andolee9369]

His joke has a touch of high fashion feel, like, every body is assigned a color, we are different shades of Mexican.....it makes you laugh, also makes you think, .......he is not only funny, he is smart, like him!

[@Dillinger86]

He's Asian that's why lol

[@itsmuimui]

he's got a PhD!

[@Dillinger86]

@@itsmuimui right he's highly educated too

[@Dillinger86]

@Databender Anyone with a brain knows this.

[@8undre339]

50 shades of Mexican.

[@t.kkirkland6246]

"Joe wong breathes" Guy in the audience "HAHAHAHAHA HAHAH HAHAHA"

[@nuffflavor]

He does not get out much.

[@FirestormX9]

lmao nice

[@katrinaavinobarracato4848]

Andrew Bueno this comment is funnier then the video it’s self

[@danielovrebo5853]

1:07

[@mustachejoe9344]

@@danielovrebo5853 thank you!

[@destinasiid]

This guy is genious, everybody laugh even before the punchline 😅😅😅

[@fezzik7619]

Kind of ironic to misspell the word “genius”

[@persimmon93]

Joe Wong spoke out against the growing anti-Asian racism in the US today.

[@michaelfitzgerald6341]

@@persimmon93 Did he mention that pretty much all the people attacking them in the streets are black? Hilarious how quick MSM dropped the stop Asian hate thing when they realized this

[@titsmcgeeyolanda3755]

Blahaha

[@michaelfitzgerald6341]

@Joshua Carrillo Anyone who pretends the CCP isn't an absolutely evil regime which is currently committing genocide as well as using slaves, and engaging in a basically endless list of other atrocities is a worthless sack of trash that deserves to be hated & more because they directly profit from it in one way or another.

[@stealthattack2209]

Brilliant comedy and hats off to the one guy who thoroughly enjoyed himself lol

[@steriodcookie464]

rofl!!!

[@danaugustsimeon1177]

Hahahaha! Looks like that guy hasn't laugh for more than 3yrs!!

[@goldenpillar]

He brought his dad 😁

[@curtisstapleton7167]

Yes he actually helped the comedian out. I liked the jokes there would have be two of us laffin

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

[@maryinsanfrancisco]

"For example, I have an Asian wife." ZING!

[@funkmike]

This white guy agrees.

[@elwitkauesa4148]

🥁🎵😂😂😂

[@marvinbaxter7587]

Ironically, I have the worst time attracting Asian women

[@suleimanmustafa1473]

That was a good one!

[@longyue6423]

Well shit

[@JPMJPM]

There is a great laugher in the audience! Love that!

[@Cancun771]

Claqeur. And a really obnoxious one, too.

[@1000YearBeard]

Crew members.

[@BradGryphonn]

He was funny. Just has to work on the timing (says the guy who couldn't make people laugh with NOX).

[@BradGryphonn]

@@Cancun771 I guess English spelling of French words isn't your best talent.

[@Cancun771]

@@BradGryphonn Spell flames don't get any less lame as the years go by.

[@rpowarz]

"We're all different shades of Mexicans!"

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

She pUSHED AT THE door but it wouldn't budge

[@karalee114]

Because Mexicans are actually brown, that’s the color they give to them

[@LLucky-uq3lo]

I'm from germany and we had a wall too. Walls are a pretty stupid thing when you ask me. XD

[@timcaspers6498]

Naja unsere Mauer hat doch ein paar Jahre ganz gut funktioniert 😄

[@Nergal_Slayer]

Top comment

[@marcbachelet2322]

Britain had a wall and it didn't work.

[@nyakwarObat]

@@marcbachelet2322 Hadrian's wall!! Free the picts!!🤬

[@nickjohn4963]

@L.A.S Lucky To be fair your wall worked pretty well for a long time

[@zaidchalabi1599]

Dude laughing in back is living his life He is my goal

[@gbjanuary]

Zaid Chalabi 👍👍😂😂😂🚑

[@steveghazi7840]

He works for the late show

[@uglywolf88]

@@steveghazi7840 damn... that is a plot twist...

[@steveghazi7840]

Ugly Wolf That’s what’s going on with all the shows basically

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

[@caroljomartin3051]

"We're all different shades of Mexicans...." That killed me!!!!

[@NkataM]

Hahahahahahaha it was really good. I like his comedy, it is so genuine and authentic :)

[@Kapzter]

This is gold. He's funnier than most stand up comedians

[@costa1788]

Kiss me

[@TravelVlog_WalkingTour]

Smooch him

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

She pushed at the door but it wouldnt budge.

[@dragonscaleii4243]

@LEO-CAP Productions 🎶👎💩

[@dragonscaleii4243]

@@costa1788 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYmkgIegg82YjMk

[@houston2k]

I was done when he said “we’re all different shades of Mexican”. LOL. Brilliant!!!

[@davidk591]

Then immigrate to Mexico.. oh forgot its all about the green, not the brown and yellow.

[@davidcobb7446]

Yeah, I wasn't expecting that by a long shot.

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

[@dirtysocks_blackcoffee9928]

that's the color of adjustment to the sun, either that or you're the color of sunscreen. unfortunately that makes an enigma out of truly dark black people, but hey that's the color of 3-4AM in the morning. just shifting the conversation from sunlight to moonlight.

[@zelaznog25]

I am Mexican, and actually, Mexicans are all different shades of Mexican.

[@NileshR12]

"We're all different shades of Mexicans" 😂😂

[@oneforallah]

50 shades of Mexican's

[@bruce.lee.]

😂😂😂

[@davidluo9773]

I don't get it, can you explain?

[@KGKG05]

@@davidluo9773 他意思是说，其实黄种人大部分肤色不真的是黄色，例如像他就是有点褐色的。而很多黑人的肤色也不全是黑色，而是更接近褐色。 所以他总结出其实黄种人和黑人，其实是肤色深浅不同层度的墨西哥人（褐色人种） 幽了一默

[@joesotoneuromonitoring6123]

Mexican isn't a shade. Mexicsn is also not a race.

[@benhw2285]

Joe’s style tells us comedian doesn’t have to use bad words to be funny. Smooth flow, Sophisticated levels and hidden messages are the key

[@xihangyang8754]

strongly agree

[@dablet]

i like his style as well. Sure Kevin Hart is funny, but i cant stand his foul mouth.

[@cynnx7500]

comedy can be both "clean" and really dark and dirty. of course you don't have to use bad language, but comedy can take many forms. The same way there isn't only action or drama movies.

[@benhw2285]

@Cactus Pete agree

[@janelee3130]

well said!

[@HamTheBacon]

This dude has got BALLS, doing that america health joke and nailing it like that, IN AMERICA!

[@andre-gamingcontent1707]

Shitting in America is easiest to do in America lol

[@leonardpatrol3805]

You should see what he said at the white House party 10 years ago

[@isabellal3460]

Exactly love him

[@Nicole-pn4df]

Yes, he's not just smart, he's brave!

[@justbeyourself8515]

As an Asian, not bad. As an American, even better. As a yellow/brown individual, you rock!

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

[@lexia4016]

Wtf

[@jimsvideos7201]

This was five minutes very well spent.

[@Rico-wp7dg]

Jim's videos agreed! 😂

[@becauseiam7915]

Amen :))

[@joanneswartzberg8851]

He killed it.

[@kc4531]

REFERENCE-- KZbin: "ANATOMY OF THE HUMAN BODY1" (Minute 34: 08..Nmrov)).😂 ...A Normal, Good-looking, British guy standing completely naked infront of class...😂. - MORE NARROW..(ESPECIALLY), THAN YOU'LL EVER IMAGINE...TRUST ME.😁. PS. It Zooms at the Bottom and Quickly Moves-Up to the Head...So you have to quickly pause it exactly at 34:08...😉

[@kc4531]

Jim's videos Hi, LET ME EXPLAIN THE ABOVE (Was Nothing Personal to You)... But, Goofy-Ass, Beta British- background men who like Asian girls usually Look like the Above...Just saying...😁

[@everythingnice]

I can tell he's smart. His transition from serious issues to a joke is well constructed and brilliantly funny.

[@defnotcryptic]

I can see by your comment that you’re exceptionally ecstatic. I can feel your laughter from here. I am laughing too.

[@alee6966]

Well he only has a PhD So I guess he’s smart

[@narekhart9862]

I didnt even see any transition fml

[@brenda.taylor6103]

JOE WONG, you have made me laugh through the entire show!! This guy is awesome!! 👏👏👏👏

[@arkady714]

To do an excellent stand up routine on the other side of the planet in a language that isn't your native tongue is brilliant. Well done!

[@binaway]

Not easy to be funny in a second language. Some people imagine I am criticizing his humor. I certainly am not.

[@actontreadway1168]

It's easier to be funny in a second language because you can just speak incorrectly and people will laugh at you.

[@JosephCarter777]

Jy het lekker poeslippe maatjie 😀

[@YixiuLiang]

@@actontreadway1168 Not true. It's the content not accent that makes people laugh.

[@JUKEBOXANIMATION]

@@actontreadway1168 lol try it and will see

[@LuciferMorningstar____]

@@YixiuLiang the accent did make it better but yea, it was the content

[@airport862]

He's been doing comedy successfully for a while and still looks pretty young. Smart fellow with a PhD in Biochemistry.

[@virenvs905]

True. I just looked up his other videos and he's hilarious

[@twdjt6245]

He’s Asian what do you expect lol

[@jerryrichardson2799]

I think he can quit his day job.

[@ezg8448]

He failed as a biochemist and became a successful comedian. Only in america can you fail upwards (not that it’s a bad thing).

[@freerunner0682]

@@twdjt6245 nothing less that that bit of ignorance

[@fellowhuman9656]

That one dude that’s laughing louder than a trumpet had me rolling ahahah

[@pakde8002]

Pretty sure Seth Rogen was in the audience and high as a kite.

[@bergy2201]

He enjoyed himself almost as much as I did. A very nice and funny guy.

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

[@user-jr3bb6qr3y]

Trump replied：“The walls will work. Look at China with their Great Wall, no Mexicans”!

[@faizanx8374]

This is an underrated comment.

[@user-vo7xw7ro1q]

Overrated af

[@thomaskwan3251]

would happen too

[@malinche6505]

Lol

[@tonygan1132]

Faizan x I think it’s from Trevor Noah

[@dalemsilas8425]

"I have an Asian wife". -Tish- killed it! Lol.

[@Lynn-nx6ue]

"This is America and everybody has to have a color" sadly yes!

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

[@bdstudios6088]

@@likelihoodoccurrence2384 what are you talking about? What does “She pushed at the door but it won’t budge” mean? A quote from a book?

[@thailand6388]

"I have a lot of things in common with white guys, for example, I have Asian wife" LoL, I'm dying 😂. This is the biggest punchline

[@haoni6219]

I didn't understand this one...can you please explain ... I am not American neither do I live in America

[@thailand6388]

@@haoni6219 many white dudes have yellow fever

[@joonmoy3122]

@@haoni6219 Yes, this is an American phenomenon, I think. Many white American guys seem to like dating or marrying Asian women, especially during or after college. It's a gentle and funny way of poking fun at those guys!

[@haoni6219]

@@joonmoy3122 oh okay thanks :)

[@khabylamefun1579]

kzbin.info/door/8ZyYz03FcNwGyGPb2Tk74A🤣

[@iCrossable]

"In a way, we're all different shades of Mexicans" a subtle, yet strong message

[@canbot1]

too subtle for me I seem to have missed it. Is it that we're all human or that in this analogy non-white people are just different shades of unwanted. It could also have been intended as a meaningless joke and it's possible that we're just reading too much into it.

[@8undre339]

The color he was referring to it includes white who are not racism.

[@hesoyam881]

Can Bot he could possibly mean doesn’t matter what color we associate with but end of the day everyone is an immigrant. Joe tends to build from jokes he says at the beginning of his stand ups, like when he said he has to fly thousands of miles to Mexico then cross the river

[@skychaos87]

Well its true thou scientifically. We are basically the same species, with skins, blood and organs all made of the same content. Its the difference in shades by pigmentation that make us look different. I'm Asian but tanned that i look more like middle eastern or mexican people. My female asian friends who condition their skins look as pale and fair as a white person. Even with genetic difference, people can still change their skin tone to look similar as other races. We are basically shaped by our environment. If you put white people in Africa over 100 or 1000 of generations, they will eventually evolve to become a black person. Like wise, if you put black people in Greenland, they will eventually turn into white skinned people.

[@organicjuice]

We are not that different

[@evawambani7992]

That one guy laughing louder than everyone else...😏😝

[@r.j.k.7925]

There's always someone laughing obnoxiously loud 😂

[@DANIEL007001]

Eva Wambani that is having a ball

[@yeezywesty3651]

Probably asian

[@jyashin]

@@r.j.k.7925 Or, it's just the cameraman who's laughing. You can hear him so loud because he's right next to the camera.

[@rostislavdovgan9221]

@@yeezywesty3651 Asian usually are quite people...

[@wepsful]

That guy in the audience is having the time of his life ROFL

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

[@user-tk1ev9ph8n]

Zjjz

[@februarysnows5528]

He touched on a few of serious issues and turned them into comedic pictures eith life lesson thoughts with perfect punchline timing, that guy is a beast at another level 😂

[@salkdjfasldkfjsdlk]

1:40 "And centuries later, it's (the wall) just going to become a huge tourist attraction."

[@SusiBiker]

Not usually a fan of the stand-up on Colbert, some fall really flat, but Joe knocked it out of the park! Smart, observational (and educational) comedy!

[@namakudamono]

Sue3DDesigns Totally agree! One of the best comedians I have seen on Colbert. Hopefully he returns in the near future.

[@gozzilla177]

Of course it's smart..... He is Asian!!! Gosh....

[@gozzilla177]

@Pure Mrax Not all smart people are Asian but all Asian people are smart :p Also It's......a.......joke....... Lol And not even a harmful one haha

[@gkus7008]

How was this educational?

[@johnli2350]

@@gkus7008 I think he meant the part about Americans needing to assign a color label to everyone. Joe showed us his son's perspective. How his non white son of an immigrant, is learning about and experiencing the race dynamics here. Also, Joe showed what he a foreigner thinks about trump's wall. It won't work. 🤣

[@tehutibrim594]

His delivery is smooth, his accent puts extra oomph on the jokes

[@waynesw646]

Trump: No one knows walls better than me. China: Hold my beer

[@darkerhippo5852]

Tea, not beer.

[@wongisa368]

​@@darkerhippo5852 exactly,lol

[@scarlettsapphire780]

His serious humor is magnificent

[@user-yg7et9xl5i]

your face looks pretty

[@scarlettsapphire780]

张雄 thank you my mom gave it to me lol

[@lesliewang8164]

Scarlett sapphire I want to say that you must have a very good personality

[@kimjongun2360]

This guy is real good

[@Mad9977]

"i have a lot in common with white guys, i have an asian wife" XD

[@westsideup8303]

yawn

[@gallowglass3764]

@@westsideup8303 what? That was funny! Get over yourself.

[@ktgray2884]

@@gallowglass3764 bro I'm a black dude teaching in china and that is literally all I see here. This joke was true and funny as hell.

[@gallowglass3764]

@@ktgray2884 very cool! What do you teach?

[@isabellahu4606]

@@ktgray2884 all you see? There aren't that many white guys in China compared to Chinese guys so how's that possible?

[@604painters]

Probably the only comedian alive who can joke about politics in the last 4 yrs yet not alienate anybody while doing so. Very special man.

[@imaneennadi2764]

I DID NOT EXPECT HIM TO BE THIS FUNNY OMG

[@khabylamefun1579]

kzbin.info/door/8ZyYz03FcNwGyGPb2Tk74A🤣

[@lovelymangos2518]

OMG 😂. We're just different shades of Mexican. About killed me. I'm laughing so hard. I'm Mexican and I can relate. We come in all shades. 😂😂😂 .

[@nahor88]

Lovely Mangos Mexicans are ancestrally a mix of brown and white after the Spanish pillaged the Aztecs, that's why.

[@josaphatbetanzos8835]

Yo tambien

[@josaphatbetanzos8835]

@@nahor88 And also there was a large number of Africans who fled to Mexico to be free and mixed with Mexicans So most of us Mexican people have some African and Asian and European except some few people who still lives in really remote areas George Lopez is like 40 % African

[@imranrobinson96]

@nahor88 you speak the truth

[@reivang7196]

I’m asian and I love my Mexican people!!

[@roltthehunter]

This guy seems extremely likable, i am really rooting for him all the way. My wife is Asian and I just got roasted and I still like the dude.

[@coolits01]

roltthehunter he has done some great work!! Look up his speech at the correspondents dinner when Obama was in office

[@auckie]

Asian from where

[@scholes8734615]

He has to say thanks to you cuz you have contributed one piece of his jokes

[@earlh]

Same here 🤣

[@actontreadway1168]

@@auckie from Asia. Clearly.

[@echojin7341]

This is the kind of stand up comedy that makes me laugh to tears. I’m becoming sick of the comedians making jokes of sex all the time.

[@ziaglos]

That guy was laughing on the back had added additional spice on top of the comedy. 😂😁😂🤣😁😅😭

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

[@ziaglos]

@@likelihoodoccurrence2384 🤷‍♂️😊

[@JeremyJayanto3033]

"I have a lot of knowledge about walls. They don't work" it's make me laugh so hard

[@angellau3618]

“And it will just turned into a huge tourist attraction”, lol!

[@dozog]

Except that he makes the point while migration into China is close to nothing. Seems to me the wall works just fine.

[@JeremyJayanto3033]

@@dozog the wall is supposed to halt mongol invasion in their time and it doesn't work, that's what he wants to said

[@EvanX-fu2to]

@@dozog nah. he is talking about great wall. it doesn't stop any western attacker. QING just go through great wall and make a kingdom in China. haha. China have no immigration is at that time we are poor. who wants to go to poor country.

[@hehhehehohohoe8807]

@@dozog You can't have Manchu or Mongol migration, if you annex ALL of manchuria and 90% of mongols lands

[@indoshakermaker]

One guy is really enjoying himself laughing 😂 😂 😂

[@sidPalma]

I was looking for this comment! 😂

[@222222225574]

It's a comedy show...

[@tokyomilmil]

Where’s my “50 Shades of Mexicans” I need it to be written right now!!!

[@maikutsukino4743]

Ok. I like this guy. Gotta find more of him now.

[@NewMessage]

The Mongol Hoard never did pay for it.

[@danniemann972]

New Message 🤣

[@loopkill]

OMG I just died! Thank you for that!!! :)

[@Slymarauder]

HAHAHAHA D:!!

[@jrt5416]

LOL! Best Comment!

[@AustiuNoMatterWho]

yup, i laughed :D

[@jamesgp96]

~Joe Wong breathes~ Guy in the audience: “HA HAHHA HAHHAHAAAAHA HAHAH HAHAHHA”

[@riggswolf3192]

Yea it’s sound like a Family guy audience lol.

[@zeroedout]

That's the guy with the Asian wife

[@57Strudel]

@whoohoo001 Or he could have been a guy with a good ear who got the jokes when they were delivered and not 45 seconds later, like most of the rest of the audience. The Great Wall joke took forever to dawn on most of them. It was painful. But Laughing Guy got it immediately.

[@adambpm]

@@57Strudel I laughed at the same time Laughing Guy got it too

[@adambpm]

@@57Strudel (but i'm Asian I get things faster)

[@carlosfer2201]

That one guy who was loving every second of his act.

[@chrismilton2695]

Thankx Stephen for introducing us to Wong! That's the first time I've seen a Chinese man kill a comedy show. He was great and hopefully there's more to come. THE PEOPLE WANT MORE!! THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!!!

[@mefford67]

*”I know about walls... they don’t work!”* 😂😂😂

[@jennifermercer3481]

@erni muja clearly it did not

[@mayixinhuang5534]

erni muja In short, Walls in China are more like protections rather than preventions. All Walls, if you know what I am saying. Cheers

[@mayixinhuang5534]

erni muja far from it 🙂anyway, case closed. Have a nice day

[@gurdis]

That’s true. I’m a Chinese living in China now. I’m here to prove it

[@Aemoria]

@@mayixinhuang5534 You're incredibly stupid.

[@shawnsmith1865]

Smart and Sharp comedy. Good to see!

[@commenterperson4481]

No beating around the bush :)

[@harrylee8627]

Victor J. cuz these are different sense of humor

[@misstenacity1878]

I'm ur one thousanth like!!

[@riskbusin3ss]

He also Have PhD

[@freedomisbrightestindungeons]

Shawn Smith move joke Shawn lol

[@johngta7172]

I have much in common with white people -- "I have an Asian wife"

[@manoid8039]

@apolo kabali man i really wish that was true

[@stevensum2011]

Why white guys like Asian women?Sense humor?

[@pragueexpat5106]

@@stevensum2011 because they're sick of Karens

[@Bagledog5000]

@@pragueexpat5106 Bingo!! That's why I married someone from Japan.

[@manoid8039]

@@stevensum2011 i just want my free wife since i don't have one

[@48peon]

OMG, I've watched this the second time after about 8 months, this guy is funny as hell. His comedy is deep.

[@khabylamefun1579]

kzbin.info/door/8ZyYz03FcNwGyGPb2Tk74A😂

[@steve1978ger]

Germans weren't too happy with their wall, either.

[@palimpalim9757]

And now it's a tourist attraction... Something about history and repeating and stuff...

[@france7678]

steve1978ger or the Maginot Line, didn’t work either.

[@steve1978ger]

@@france7678 - well, the Wehrmacht went around it, but the Maginot Line itself performed beautifully...

[@Philemaphobia]

I think the Bavarians are going to put up the next european wall XD they started inner german border controls. SAUBLEED

[@PreyingMantisRanch]

@@steve1978ger Agreed. And why did the Germans go around it? Because the Belgians never built the part they agreed on after WWI. Relied on their neutrality. Bad idea.

[@winq9322]

“I have a lot of things in common with the white guys, for example, I have an Asian wife” LOL

[@velzing22]

For this statement, i dont really understand. Is white ppl in america like to marry asian?

[@edison7300037]

​@@velzing22 "back in the days" (not sure if this idea still exists or not, i hope it's long dead) white men consider asian woman as "submissive, docile, loyal and obedient" comparing to their own "fight for the right and equality" white woman. it was popular for quite a time you know, it even had an ugly name called "yellow fever". BTW, this stereotype probably came from a book later became play called "Madama Butterfly" it's a very very fucked up tragic story.

[@velzing22]

@@edison7300037 and thats idea make white ppl like to have asian wife?

[@edison7300037]

@@velzing22 for some folks yes.

[@YAS9112]

@@velzing22 I dated asian ladies so as some of my friends. usually commonly white nerds dudes like Asian girls

[@playmaker3901]

The hidden layer behind his “please leave my country” joke tho 😂😂

[@Tikolico]

I almost spat my coffee when he said "we are all different shades of Mexican" XD

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

[@fairdinkum977]

We're pretty much all different shades of Mexicans! That's the truth that every human being has to face at some point in their lives! I find that philosophical!

[@hjh1972]

It's the joke version of "I am a foreigner, almost everywhere on earth" - less philosophical but funny..

[@nocalsteve]

Well, we are what we eat!

[@joshuaaragon7110]

I just became an instant fan!

[@brucybabyy7355]

as did I.

[@neroknight1234]

Smart jokes are the hardest to do. He killed each one lol. Not resorting to insulting people but just make them laugh is even harder. I hope he gets a special.

[@Mary_Lee2395]

“We’re pretty much different shades of Mexican” 🤣🤣 I broke out in tears cause it’s so true and hilarious!

[@joshuachristopher7601]

That one guy laughing the whole video😂😂😂

[@maxcai5567]

He must be a Mexican

[@YTU1116]

He was funny without making fun of people. It's harder to be funny without saying bad stuff about people or calling people bad stuff like how they do in America.

[@tobi90569]

But he totally ragged on Americans not liking exercise.

[@arronbeta598]

Toby Ali its tru tho

[@rongarcia2128]

Well, let's see jokes about asians, mexicans,blacks.. hmm...somethings missing. Let's hire a Stereotypical small asian guy with thick accent. Nothing wrong with this at all

[@dwayneellis7197]

Pretty good!

[@chrisdivine_]

He was making fun of people just in a nice way

[@emmyrip8615]

This sounds so ridiculous, but I feel like the smarter someone is, the funnier they are.

[@randomweirdo123]

Not ridiculous at all. Humor is a form of intelligence. And this guy’s jokes are brilliant and well thought out, not just trying to be vulgar like most comedians.

[@davidcobb7446]

That goes without saying, a certain level of intelligence must be present in order for a person to recognize a situation and then turn that into humor that most folks would find funny. Some comedians may not be polished but they are far from being dumb.

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

[@theecologist10]

That's why kids will laugh at anything, they're less intelligent, but it improves as we get older, and smarter

[@beunaventura66]

These are the cleanest funniest jokes 😆 a man of class.

[@khabylamefun1579]

kzbin.info/door/8ZyYz03FcNwGyGPb2Tk74A🤣

[@Nayakthunder]

This guy was on fire🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@muraddiab6393]

Ready to have your mind blown. He’s 48 years old.

[@dothedeed]

I have a co-worker I thought was a young dude just out of high school. Turns out the guy is 36, married with kids.

[@Nickname_42]

no alcohol, smoking, no fast food, no sun and asian genes.. they pretty much all keep baby faces until 70 years of age

[@passwordyeah729]

Never been happier for my half Asian genes

[@connectedone2343]

Wow!!

[@SuperKing604]

that's not mind blowing at all that sounds right late 40s or early 50s, how badly do white people age that this is mind blowing?

[@arielsummer6987]

The guy laughing hard, I love him. You know he is a great guy. This stand up is brilliant. I loved it from the beginning to the end. Amazing.👏

[@Toywins]

That was really cool, and I had some good genuine laughs. Also his jokes were nuanced, layered, I loved it!

[@Saisai-ze8ys]

"Mexican can cross the river and come here. And I have to fly thousands of miles..... to Mexico.... ... and cross that river."

[@fajaradi1223]

Lads bought wrong ticket He should've bought ticket for south canada

[@joleisawu4823]

I don't really get this one, can you explain a little to me? thanks!

[@chawvencent2664]

@@joleisawu4823 maybe a common way for Smuggling

[@layzhangofficial9771]

@@joleisawu4823 一般墨西哥人游河偷渡到美国，他知道了这个主意，先飞了几千公里到墨西哥然后偷渡游河。

[@guanlinchang]

No his point here is that, it is even more difficult for Chinese to get here (legally or not) than Mexican...not just in the sense of distance, but in the sense of policies as well.

[@RayMak]

I would love to tour the Great Wall of America

[@khi6727]

I feel that name is awesome somehow

[@chinesespeakwelsh]

Ray Mak Tour of the GWA that sounds powerful.))))

[@icankickflipok]

At least we can make some money off the wall with tourism, since it’s not gonna be useful for much else. Especially when trump can’t keep his mouth shut about what’s it’s built out of, as if people are too stupid to be able to make or obtain specific tools they can use effectively to get through those materials easily.

[@albertoguerra3995]

The Great Wall Of China Will Always Be A Better Construction Than Whatever That Pumpkin Head Can Even Come Up. And BTW, He Promised His Dumb Supporters Mexico Would Pay For It And Of Course That Pea Brain Knew He Never Had A Plan To Make That Work.

[@mrkneel5760]

It’s not very impressive. Just like Donny

[@GG-mr9iz]

That 1 guy has the best laugh in the world. You always need someone like that. It makes you feel happy.

[@nikhilsrl]

Finding this today. Kept getting better and the last one was the best of the lot.

[@xiaobaihu5433]

Every joke joe wang tells is profound. It contains abundant irony and metaphor. I need to chew his words over and over again.

[@TheSubwaysurfer]

I have a lot in common with white guys....i have an Asian wife! Funny stuff

[@soysauce9296]

funny thing is asian women are sought after by black men. where should I insert my "Lololol hahaha?"

[@johnd6246]

@@soysauce9296 Mark Zuckerberg would half agree!

[@joeforsenate9702]

@@johnd6246 Tiger Woods & Dave Chappelle. Your turn.

[@jermshort6937]

Remember yoko ono? Also is it just me or was the just multidimensional

[@EJayMD-11]

@@joeforsenate9702 omg 2, that's sooooooo many.

[@wes8888]

Every joke has at least double meaning, fluffy yet with weight. Bravo 👏👏

[@bento8]

This is toooo funny. Watched number of times, kills me every time.

[@ayandamercibuku]

That guy in the audience 😂 his laugh is curing me.

[@hugotob]

damn right lol

[@greateasternbow3641]

You are so beautiful

[@choctaw5050]

Over- play..... he was paid well, I'm sure.( the laughing guy)

[@karinepereira4702]

I’m Brazilian and always when I fill out a form I really didn't know what to put about my color, but now I know, brown or Mexican. I loved it 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Love_and_Soul]

@inventionless spain pretendin 2b white lol

[@kahina3878]

@Ultimate Game Yup, and even more laughable, when making fun of somebody's low IQ, he should make sure his rises above, because Brazil is no Spanish country...

[@felipepineda1585]

@inventionless spain pretendin 2b white - let me guess u must be European or full of yourself. Insulting others u never meant, real high IQ buddy. People fear what they don't understand. Open up a book!

[@santosbrasilia]

Guys, just informing you all: BRAZIL ISN'T A SPANISH COUNTRY. The official language is PORTUGUESE!

[@santosbrasilia]

@Telive Qwenton really?

[@andrewtee]

The most brilliant standup comedian I have ever came across, no foul language, no sex jokes, no exaggerated expressions, just jokes.

[@chenyl0525]

There are a lot of stand up comedians. And there is Joe Wong. Respect.

[@JohnNanai]

THAT ONE LAUGH 🤣😐

[@s.0nam]

It's seems super fake.

[@heatherbleu5370]

John Mark I heard it.

[@1000YearBeard]

Someone who works for the show.... someone with a headset told him to simmer down half way through.

[@k99evil70]

Greetings for my Chinese brother From Indian brother ☺️ You are good....

[@Mary_Lee2395]

His jokes contributes a lot to America’s health because laughter is the best medicine ❤️😄

[@bonwatcher]

I was laughing so hard and then I realized he was just spouting a bunch of facts and I sobered up pretty quickly. 🤣

[@RonBrowncomeandgetit]

This guys timing was remarkable.. intelligent & noteworthy ‼️👍🏽

[@stevest8675]

Ron Brown , agree

[@empath3133]

I love being Mexican even more now thx to his joke lol

[@mariannesouza8326]

Raven Claw 🇺🇸💞🇲🇽

[@k14michael]

People are trying to tear down walls and trump wanted to build a wall. That should tell us something!

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

[@k.c1126]

Thanks for re-upping this in June 2020 .... amazing how well these jokes still go over after 18 months ....