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[@CodaSkeffingtonVos]

This was ahead of its time

[@bubblegum0monkeygurl]

"its gotta be over by now...poor baby" lmoa. so funny

[@JamesDanielMarrsRitchey]

He should really lock his front door.

[@frenchtoast63971]

Lol if you've seen emo song then the beginning is extremely funny

[@Infection1991]

Never noticed this before, haha. Thank you

[@loverd9991]

ChocolateThunder MusicGroup lol I’m on auto play and that one is literally right before this

[@Venator-ym8pm]

It's the same address as well.

[@mavvzahardd2678]

ohhh

[@Kuwaiti1990]

"omg you just shot my wife" "it's ok, we got the call" xD

[@makemebad35]

Hahaha, packing his lunch instead of his tools!

[@ferdinandleng1430]

Oh Jason... Stuck in his room listening to Emo song all the time...

[@Vectorosity]

"You havin' a laugh wit' the cops?" "Where you hidin' the cameras?" "You shot my wife in the head!" -Lol, keep up the good work, you guys are hilarious!!!

[@liquid1122]

"Ah, it's gotta be over by now, poor baby."

[@darcybhaiwala7057]

I remember watching this as a kid and noticed two things: 1) Collegehumor has come a long way. 2) DONALD GLOVER?!?!?!

[@CareyOnShipmate]

Because when you were a kid Donald Glover wasn't famous

[@reallyriley123]

You mean “college humor has gone down a long way” lol

[@thebarringtonTV]

This skit hits VERY different in June 2020.

[@DuzzenZ]

I was thinking the exact same thing smh

[@ljuc]

Idk, still funny, but the video quality is still from early YT days.

[@compucar03]

Breonna Taylor reenactment was ahead of its time

[@caveresch]

No not really. It's still just a comedy skit.

[@reallyriley123]

So hilarious and way before its time

[@yellowtuesday]

fifteen years later find myself staying up late and watching these videos again

[@showmanrot]

these guys are great live...saw them tonight...tore up death match

[@thatcrazyass]

Poor baby

[@PurpleWolf110]

i love watching the husband during the whole reverie between the cops and paramedic. he's just like "why me?" priceless facial expressions by all ^_^

[@bobbyt2012]

the gunshot sound effect is so good.

[@i_Chug_Chlorine_22]

lol jason holcum

[@HNWILL]

this is the old college humour that was the best

[@Bellington93]

its funny when he comes in and says "alright freeze BANG!,its funny how that happens in the same second:D:D:D

[@Cogentesque]

"This feels wierd!" lol!!

[@dashidash]

Well this is on some Nostradamus-level of prophecy.

[@Rangeownsya2]

Is it?

[@GamerNerdess]

"oh i packed my lunch instead of my tools. hahahaha" lmfao i love your vids! they're funny as a bitch

[@guitarded222]

thaT WAS SO FUNNY WHEN HE CAME IN THE SECOND TIME!!!!!!!!! 5 big stars hahahahahahahahahaha

[@captcool420]

This never gets old lol

[@IfOUGHTpIRANHAz]

I don’t think this sketch has aged poorly. On the contrary, it was a commentary on how the cops killed people back then. It just happens that they still do today.

[@justinbaker1129]

you get one... lol

[@Seblorgen]

haha I love that he jumps out and shots the first one he sees :)

[@ReligionSux]

I am having to stitch my sides up..that is so funny...thanks guys..

[@GHOST-vw4zh]

Good Shit. Thumbs up if you know what i'm talking about

[@mmmtacobaguett]

I'm on my phone, I can't like :/

[@saoirsereynolds7321]

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

[@njungegathungu4648]

Good shit

[@zineyboi5021]

Ryan Higa

[@castratedrhino77]

WHO'S WATCHING THE WATCHMEN?

[@animelover101591]

This is the same house! hahahhah This is the same house! We were just here! It's weird like deja vu! LMFAO!!!!!!

[@thewritepassion]

That was completely warped! I love it!! LOL!

[@Dinkymod]

This would be way funnier if the cops didn't actually do this all the time.

[@xboxfullauto1000]

Dinkymod LOLLLL

[@royalfrog850]

well.....THIS is AMerica

[@mattsmith457]

Such a circlejerk yet no proof...

[@mattsmith457]

​@@Wis_Dom The incident you are talking about is the Jemel Roberson shooting, not the Thousand Oaks shooting. In this incident, the casualties were 4 injuries and 1 death, not 12 deaths. Basically Roberson bravely stopped a shooter by tackling him to the ground and put his gun into the shooter's back. When the police showed up, they saw a black male with a gun in the back of another black male (the shooter was also a black guy), and they made the wrong call. Of course, this incident could be racism or crooked cops, but it could also be a horrible mistake or a bad judgment call that resulted in tragedy. There is not enough information to be entirely certain. Either way, it is unfair to say that is incident is a definitive representation of all cops across America.

[@mattsmith457]

@Tatea If you honestly believe all cops are bad then that is depressing. My point was that not all cops deserve to be ridiculed for the actions of a few terrible humans. I understand your frustration and I will definitely admit that the issue of systemic racism in the police force is much greater than I initially thought but I don't believe that every cop is bad, and I also believe that most cops are human and are susceptible to making mistakes.

[@Ciaela]

lmaoooooooooo

[@rustyxspatula]

Fantastic, hahaha! You guys never let me down.

[@ReysWrap]

"it's gotta be over by now... poor BABY" ??? ahahahahahha.

[@LtUnreal]

this is america

[@thejman3489]

Holy shit college humor used to be really funny. Now a days its just really stupid.

[@scp025]

theJman this video is 8 years old...

[@lyingonthemoon792]

Samuel Pence He said "used to be" what's your point

[@thatguythathugspuppies1874]

Yea that was a LONG time ago when internet only existed at your rich aunts house

[@poopmaster13]

+theJman DerrickComedy was very funny, but dude....College Humor comes up with some really funny shit these days.

[@thejman3489]

poopmaster13 the only funny shit on college humor was Jake and Admir and even the last few episodes of that sucked. If you want to see something funny look up Pokemon Rust by Dorkly

[@icemarblesarcade]

FREAKING HILARIOUS! "you only get one, rookie!"

[@manatarms79]

haha, I can't get enough of these videos

[@thatguythathugspuppies1874]

That's where the rape is, poor baby XD

[@BluePhantomCavalier]

that rookie cop looks just like Jason.. he was emo and hated his parents... so.. he became a cop in order to kill her. it's all one big plot

[@xenos12345]

"Seriously though, she is dead" lmfao

[@f2bow]

lmfao hilarious video i love it keep up the great work

[@juggsxsnipes]

Cops in america 2006-2014 and nothing has changed.

[@drewsama]

Twist Clip would you say cops murder people for the joy of it? And throw people in prison simply for walking on the street and not committing any crimes?

[@IMTHATPSYCHOWITHAMINIGUN]

@@drewsama well if you've been paying attention then yes, alot of cops are like that.

[@stephenyoung3201]

That's the guy from communty

[@steel.oneill]

Best one for ages

[@rasengan37]

i never get tired of this

[@TheMinorsRap]

This video would be wayy funnier if at the very end of the video Donald grabbed the husband by the neck n said that was a threat from the mafia for some shit.

[@americangirdolllover]

Ikr lol

[@thomaseatspomus]

That laugh is hysterical.

[@Seanocearbhaill]

That aquward hand job bit in "He Really Gave It To Me" was the best

[@SubzeroUniverse530]

LOL "But seriously though, she is dead." She is dead, great delivery.

[@hotarukei]

Dude, this ties into their 'Emo Song' skit. Jason Hokem, 42 Maple Hill Road, sits up in his room all day listening to music, etc. That must mean this guy works at a bank! Damn, I feel smart.

[@rongravy]

nice double headshot action. it appeased the voices in my head.

[@xNADSx08]

lol!!! i cant get over this..too funny!

[@hsenn514]

1 word BRILLIANT!!

[@JJ600RR]

Funniest line in the skit! But I enjoyed it all!

[@caveresch]

Still absolutely amazing.

[@LeoVader]

I like how every information box for their videos is just about the movie now.

[@ofarevolution441]

such twisted comedy that derrickcomedy presents us. haha

[@charlief0xtrot]

That was freaking amazing.

[@Gutrot]

dude all your vids are funny!!!hahahaha

[@dustinagar]

my friend lives on maple hill court so that made it extra funny for us... great vid guys

[@trextor]

This is a classic. LMAO.

[@skwzbxx69]

Always great with DerrickComedy!

[@JohnnyStorm2007]

Nice to see you guys back, kisses to Meggie. 5 stars to you guys.

[@cottoncactus]

LMFAO HAHAHAHA "CLEAR!!" *apple and sandwich*

[@JeremyMedina]

Haha, I saw this one on your guys' site a few months ago. I love it.

[@bloo675]

lmao his lunch...XD

[@Alixth]

Back to your best, brilliant

[@thomaseatspomus]

DerrickComedy at its finest.

[@Yeekininedot]

That was amazing...!

[@EmperorLure]

Awesome! These keep getting funnier and funnier. Keep it up, guys!

[@hannaxnguyen]

LOL! this is so funny. omg. i love yall.

[@ColoradoTypewriter]

You guys are awesome.

[@darriuswilliams6007]

It is surreal how deep and relevant this is

[@Se2b11]

lool ALL of your vids are funny...very nice

[@blee3ee]

LOL "ITS GOTTA BE OVER BY NOW"

[@oneretinalline]

good, and nice work over the camera, as usually. Love u guys.

[@bruhepburn]

take a look...take a look..yeah! LMAO!!!

[@Rich3862]

You Get 1 Rookie. 1 Thats Yours Alright. Im Sorry Sir.... Most Hilarious Line!!

[@RedefineYou]

Awesome as usual.

[@ScottKinmartin34]

You guys are awesome. You have a sick sense of humor...but I LOVE IT!

[@cosicawena]

keep on rockin' guys

[@3monightmar3]

another great vid...nice work mate!

[@allentran408]

best yet by far

[@AaronGuy360]

HAHAHAHA... another good one!!!

[@krudmuphinstudioz]

It's the same house!!! We checked the adress out front? Yeah, we made sure! HAHA! lol!

[@supermanjack94]

cannot wait for the movie guys

[@zuzhang]

the cops where i live are the same lol

[@ShawnBlaque]

It's the same house! ohhhh it feels like deja vu lmao!

[@myownreflection10110]

ur vids r great n i luv em all.

[@buffilms]

you guys are the funniest thing on the 'tube!

[@vidaroc]

lol! i love you guys

[@Snickers1976]

lol loved it you guys need to make more videos more often tho i have to be waiting so long to see new material

[@MonsterSlayer14]

lol when you shot her, it loooked soooo real XD

[@chrispalmieri]

I saw this on your guys site a while ago, nice job.

[@ragratt]

these vids are so good

[@Misterkiller14]

lol this video is just so awesome xD too funny

[@1will4]

you guys have the funniest videos. great job