RT Podcast: Ep. 323

[@X17xRJx17X]

Burnie's discussion about selfies was totally on point that night.

[@l-boi8173]

It was pretty on the fleek.

[@jayjuu9601]

Ryjongle idk it was kind of pointless because nobody gives a shit about how they take selfies it's 2015 he's just mad because his old ass can't hang with trends of todays youth

[@jayjuu9601]

you never now maybe he's sitting in his office like fuck I wish I was young again then takes a shitty selfie to make his old heart feel better

[@statiq1941]

New York City Ghosts No. He's making alot of money. He doesn't give a shit about age and vanity, I'm sure.

[@jayjuu9601]

k den

[@NinjaPups]

Sandwiches made by other people are 100x better than sandwiches made by myself. Couldn't say why, it just is.

[@ApexCalibre]

NinjaPups The Local Deli has the best ham and cheese sandwiches.....Gavin is right xD

[@Nystraeline]

So true. Every time I make a sandwich I cry a little because it's so bad.

[@NinjaPups]

videogamedude1711 hahaha

[@Oozywolf]

NinjaPups I'm with Gus. If I make my own, I know exactly how much to put on it.

[@chriskerbs7025]

Oozywolf All of the things.

[@ChadVanHalen5150]

"Electricity's too fast" - Gavin Free

[@ImTakingYouToFlavorTown]

Gotta go fast - Sanic hedgeheg

[@BitterSweetAerith]

Game Grumps reference? Lol

[@FreakinYAY]

Gay Weeaboo ergh that was disturbing

[@ImTakingYouToFlavorTown]

Pyschoman are you kidding me you're the real psycho man (it's a joke about you're name)

[@loganbanks4224]

Chad Van Oostendorp "What would happen if a radioactive man bit a spider?" - Gavin Free

[@Youngviet]

yay burnie is back. I missed burnie. This group (Gus Gav Barb and burnie) is my favorite for the podcast

[@anthonyward7971]

and Gus

[@JuanCarlos-xx3ce]

The OG cree

[@TheAcidPhosphate]

Youngviet I agree, I think Burnie really makes the podcast.

[@chancehull1124]

AND GUS

[@christophersenior2942]

My favorite podcast crew!

[@TheYamyamz]

Brandon is great on the podcast also

[@JamesSonOfBaboonzo]

WilliamLordPiggeh Controversial opinion.

[@christophersenior2942]

True True

[@christophersenior2942]

!

[@MrJoey125]

WilliamLordPiggeh I really enjoy the Brandon Chris combo

[@DarkWolfGames10]

"Ashley, did you film the dolphin bangin' that live preserver?"

[@jross2696]

these four are the best for podcast, also jack and Micheal are good

[@bshawn41]

Agreed,

[@KieranRogers1]

jross2696 hmm, I prefer miles over jack and micheal

[@Thecrazytim16]

Hopefully Jack and Michael will mostly take Gavin's spot while he is in England.

[@TheErebusGaming]

KieranRogers1 Michael is too loud, Miles talks waaaaaaaay too much. Give me Gus, Gavin, Jack, Burnie and Gus every week and I'll die happy.

[@dumbarsesoriginal]

I miss Geoff

[@decmurphy6091]

Bring back Gavin or Google please

[@decmurphy6091]

Btw the vid was uploaded 11 mins ago so if they do it in this ep don't scream at me

[@TheFlusteredCustard]

Dec Murphy Or you could just, like, wait. Just maybe.

[@decmurphy6091]

I typed it before I even seen Gavin, wasn't expecting him to be on it

[@Wertsir]

Dec Murphy Man, your patience really isn't up to snuff is it? Anywho....Gavin or Google, Google or Gavin which one said it, lets find out!

[@hobbsy7657]

Wertsir im feelin lucky!

[@Kinville214]

"What if a radioactive man bit a spider?" Probably one of my new favorite Gav quotes.

[@VioletElite4]

Burnie told the story about the wisdom teeth and the ether with the 1000 bees on podcast 193.

[@BullyMoto]

Austin Bailey It wasn't wisdom teeth though, It was tonsils.

[@RutherfordBBlaze]

Austin Bailey Damn, you pay attention.

[@RSHalford]

Austin Bailey I got depressed and knew someone would have told Burnie otherwise

[@COLTuber]

Austin Bailey thank you i thought i heard him talk about it before

[@kadenparker7353]

Dude. That was two years ago. Sometimes you just gotta forget about things on the Internet.

[@AgentTom95]

Cant believe this was 4 years ago. God how time flies.

[@TheDaveAKACBG]

Cant believe this comment was 4 years ago. God how time flies.

[@noneeyewithleftyork]

33:00 for Burnie's RTAA Robo-Telemarketer Story!

[@Evillak]

+BASE BASE BASE BASE BASE KNOWLEDGE You da real MVP.

[@UrbanFever69]

Absolutely loving these new thumbnails. Perfectly shows who's on the podcast in one glance. Keep it up RT :D

[@Marblez3]

So good to have Burnie back!

[@KingWompis]

My subway sandwich: Cold cut on Italian Herb & Cheese, added Bacon, Shredded cheese, Toasted, Lettuce & Tomatoes, Chipolata sauce and Hot sauce BEST SUB IMO

[@YeImWafflezz]

Mine is a cold cut toasted Italian bread with lettuce tomatoes pickles honey mustard and provolone cheese

[@lmcdoug23]

Italian herb and cheese is like the best bread in the world right? Like there is nothing better than that

[@hunterberg7027]

King Wompis Italian BMT on Italian Bread with pickles, mayo, lettace, tomato, banana peppers, pepper jack cheese toasted, best sandwich, go try it sometime.

[@kilogram19]

I work at subway. I hate everyone

[@Mexican4life14]

King Wompis I get Chicken breast with American cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, and mayo. It's like the simplest sandwich, but whenever I get something else I am never as satisfied as I am with that one.

[@AveryPage98]

Always makes me warm inside just hearing someone talk about Earthbound/ Mother. Even for only a minute.

[@Glaciercano]

I just got a Lazer Team Ad on this video.... totally worth it! ;)

[@Nystraeline]

Lol me 2

[@LukeQuilty]

As soon as the video starts Gavin has to zip his fly up... Never change Gavin.

[@whoknows4175]

gus, with a full beard: dollar shave club gave me the cleanest shave ive ever had

[@HelloitsMrChase]

1:27:32 Burnie saying "on the fleek" is one of the best things i've heard haha

[@TheTrueGamerWarrior]

Fantastic podcast guys.

[@TheYamyamz]

Thanks

[@kindafatkindastrong5683]

WilliamLordPiggeh why comment that rlly

[@user-fc4sr6ks7q]

I'm 26 minutes in and I've already peed and cried from laughing too hard. Favorite podcast crew.

[@jackbertwistle3666]

Best Podcast they've had in a while :) really enjoyed it!!

[@davidbudavich4160]

The automated calling system thing happened to me too. I've also had call center experience and the way it spoke was too perfect. When I asked if it was a computer it laughed in the most perfectly measured way but didn't say no either. The rep it transferred me to confirmed that it was new software. It was an eerie experience.

[@Oscrublet]

Why was Gus so confused by banter? Do they not have banter in America? What do they do with the lads? How do they have a cheeky Nandos???

[@COLTuber]

Oscrublet it was a joke on how gavin over reacted to a mispronunciation which wasnt a really mispronunciation , so gus did it back to him even though he said banter right. Yea we have banter here but we also sometimes call it "shootin the shit(or bull)" or just "hang out"

[@Brandon-ie4bc]

TYLER DUGGAN Just about everyone I've met knows what it is... it's pretty common where I live (Southern United States)

[@wholewheatcracker3561]

TYLER DUGGAN I have met so many people from were I live (West Coast of the U.S.) that understand the word banter.

[@laratollington7174]

Yeah.... But do you know what a cheeky nandos is?

[@SaintsGames92]

Gus, Gavin, Barbara and Burnie are my favorite people in a RT podcast!

[@iAmerica1776]

I thought the London Bridge was in Lake Havasu, AZ?

[@coolman237]

Jacob King The Original one is. But there is a new London Bridge in London.

[@RedWolfCid]

Mod Booty all the bridges in london are london bridges right?

[@TwinflameByond]

Cage .Cage they're London bridges, but they're not London Bridge.

[@coolman237]

Cage .Cage Negative. There are London bridges, but there are only two of the London Bridge.

[@ethanquirk28]

Oh my fucking god.......

[@jenniferhernandez713]

Burnie making the unicorns kiss=my favorite moment, mostly cause he giggles

[@OmegaA1000]

1:30:30 burnie and gus predicted it

[@jman41852]

Just commenting for my own sake, but I agree

[@Explodingcorgis]

2024 here and gavin finally got to slow mo video the cheese wheel run 🥹

[@saintmuerte13]

1:29:44 my favorite part 1:31:37 my second favorite

[@lukyG8]

Got some bad news today about a family member passing away and was really sad... watched the pod cast and it made me laugh and smile:) Thank you rooster teeth for cheering me up:)

[@ATN2024]

Just replying to remind you to appreciate your memories of that person

[@Jaru]

I about past out at 21:00 when they started talking about pinching the artery shut. Oh my god lol dont do that to me again RT!

[@brutusthepug1012]

I went and watched the video and it made my neck tingle and it feels weird to drink things now

[@Jaru]

Brutus the Pug Lmao yeah i dont blame you for feeling like that. Just them talking about that made me want to black out lol i do NOT do good with blood

[@theashesofthewake666]

Brutus the Pug that video is fucking gnarly man! Hockey is deffinitly a rough sport!

[@Ezekeil42]

Brutus the Pug I made the mistake of watching it too. Now my neck just feels sensitive to /everything/. It was awful.

[@theashesofthewake666]

I think of that shit every time i hop on a pair of skates!

[@codyphillips1821]

I have to say thank you for these, they make work so much more bearable

[@RagmaticalRachel]

Thanks for the awesome podcast RT

[@TheYamyamz]

You're welcome

[@Mercygrim96]

Its moments like these that reminds me just how cool gavin is, with his camera and everything.

[@dannyc7880]

What if you're 30 seconds from death, and two people offer you a sandwich, one was made by you. Will you be able to stay alive off hope?

[@AdamIsFawesome]

Full circle

[@DANDIIDAY1111]

that conversation about the robot call operator sent chills down my spine haha

[@joeschmoe6664]

Burnie's robot story kinda creeped me out, just the fact that he couldn't tell if it was a robot or a human, and the fact that a robot was programmed so well to make you think it's a human

[@chrisstroebel8052]

To be honest miles is my favourite person from rooster teeth he always make me laugh and he's just enjoyable to watch/listen

[@MuttonTheDragon]

I need a shirt with just Burnie's grinning face now.

[@AverageJoe1999]

That selfie conversation then, Burnie's face cam, then that response kept me laughing hard! It was fantastic!

[@spider-man6049]

I know that guy that posted the selfie!

[@hii6271]

When Burnie talked about how he made a garbage can punch it reminded me of my high school's annual mixer party! Everyone brings there own alcohol and as soon as they get there they pour it in the big garbage can and you scoop your drink from the mix!

[@leoja4578]

Did Gavin zip up his fly right as the video started? :-D

[@leoja4578]

Aditya Dharma Ah, ok. Thanks for the explanation. :-)

[@w1ldn3tw0rk9]

Barbara was givin him a bit of a blow

[@13Nede]

Weird that I decided to watch this podcast today, where at 33:20 Burnie talks about getting a call from a telemarketer, and earlier today I watched Openhaus 40 where Lawrence gets a call from a telemarketer (followed by the exact same discussion about the telemarketer possibly being a robot).

[@freak0429]

1:30:26 pretty accurate.

[@SILENTALONS]

THE DOLPHIN THING JUST MADE MY DAY

[@alysondesylva]

19:12 tHeY diD sUrgeRy oN a gRApE

[@SabresGuy87]

The 2 Hockey Players they were referring to were Clint Malarchuk, Goalie of the Buffalo Sabres in the 1980s and Richard Zednik , formerly of the Florida Panthers, which oddly happened when the Panthers were playing the Buffalo Sabres

[@tmlrules2]

for the chloroform thing; its a chemical and the principle is that you remove all the oxygen that the person is breathing, so its kinda like suffocating somebody

[@joshanderson3961]

Sebastien Blackwell it takes ages for it to work

[@tmlrules2]

josh anderson ya becauze you have to remove alll the oxygen... the more chloroform you have evaporating the faster it will work

[@joshanderson3961]

yer, i just mean that in movies it happens straight away..which is super wrong...im agreeing :P

[@Paego_]

Kylee Henke, you made it! You were mentioned in an RT Podcast. I'm so proud. (creator of that bubble bath vine)

[@Paego_]

Paego Lancemon Kylee is, not me, I forgot to add that

[@xelvis7002]

Gavin: My face was flammable Barbra: Your face is always flammable......because its skin I was like DAAAAAAMNNNN BARBRA! GAVING got SEEEEErved......shiiiiiiit MAN YEEEEEAAAAHHHH Get REKT GavIN. BBRABRA Rekt you deeeeemn

[@LewDawg46]

Well actually skin isn't flammable

[@xelvis7002]

LewDawg46 Well shit

[@pjro5600]

Se Mo I guess you can say he got Burned

[@xelvis7002]

The Pyro And your name is "The pyro" short for pyromaniac!

[@pjro5600]

Se Mo Yeah it is!

[@1BraeMckin1]

Burnie's "selfie" was hilarious. i loved it.

[@StariaLunar]

am i the only person freaked out about that robot lady on the phone with burnie?

[@moremellow791]

Anyone else binge old rt podcasts?

[@pjro5600]

I guess we will rarely call Barbra "Barbra Drunkleman"

[@noliesjustloveful]

As much as I like the guests they have, I have to love the OG RT Podcast members!

[@MadBrogal]

Did anyone else hear Gavin say he would print a fleshlight???

[@cmull96]

This is one of my favorite podcasts ever

[@aaronstepehns]

Ireland is not a part of the UK

[@iMXoSMaLLVoWeLZoX]

Northern Ireland is

[@eleanad1]

Technically it is but most don't want to be part of it

[@aaronstepehns]

How is it

[@CSM_Gray]

The North is occupied by the British they got kicked out of the South now they need to leave the North.

[@CSM_Gray]

Beathan Steele Because the Loyalists outnumber Republicans. just because they all live there doesn't change the fact that the North is not British land.

[@Polliocean]

Haven't watched a podcast since this crew was on, glad to see them back :)

[@Ashar121]

If Barbara comes out and says she's a feminist after what she says at 8:27 I'll never believe her. It just seems unfair to me. I'm all for feminisim. In fact I'm for whatever choices you make in life. Thats all you. Im just against double standards. And that's what I like to live by as well.

[@Ashar121]

***** is it really? My bad. What time should it be?

[@MrWolfprincess17]

How was what she said a double standard? Because of the drink thing? loll

[@chucker173]

Ashar Saleem i think you and most other first world country feminists are focusing on trivial things when the real struggle for women is actually threatening in a lot of places. I can't take someone serious who calls themselves a feminist but argues for social equality rather than quality of life equality. Just to be clear i do consider wages to be a quality of life equality but the whole chivalry and how men talk to women is just social equality in my eyes.

[@Ashar121]

chucker173 oh I agree with you. You'll get no argument from me on aspects or the finer details whatsoever. I just want people to pick a side, and stick with it completely. Whatever that side is, is up to you.

[@BravoBlanc]

Ashar Saleem But the world and the realities of it aren't as black and white as you want it to be. There all always greys and people will always pull from side A and side B then pull side C out of no where and use some of that too, because it makes the most sense. That's why we have imperfection, too much of one thing isn't good. As well, Barbara's view on feminism is all from your hypothetical: so really does it even matter to you? She never said she's a feminist, and she made a joke about getting free drinks (which just happens to be true). What more are you searching for?

[@laratollington7174]

Yessss OG podcast crew

[@notNajimi]

19:09 they did surgery on a grape

[@ntucker]

Impressed Gus knows about the Turing Test

[@k-master973]

The reason Ultron looked like a bug in the comics because Ant-Man originally built him

[@HaloBuzinga]

I got chills when Burnie was telling the telemarketer conversation XD

[@kingbollywood22]

RTAA SENT MEEE

[@ryansullivan7581]

Where is it?

[@kingbollywood22]

Ryan Sullivan don’t know

[@Mephitz]

That Escape Room is like a point-and-click adventure IRL, fucking cool

[@juliavstheworld]

Thanks barbara, now i want to sit on my foot

[@biggyvo]

lets address how awesome it is they started putting the entire cast in the thumbnail

[@unstablelala6134]

I should probably look into some ad block....

[@TheChubbyLink]

***** yes because one more adblock user will destroy rooster teeth. Also fuck ads. One per video would be fine. Three tops for something this long. I'm halfway through and have gotten five. They need to either lower the amount of ads or expect people to use adblock.

[@iMXoSMaLLVoWeLZoX]

HAHAHAHAHA KILL THE CHANNEL? Roosterteeth make millions per year I don't think they need revenue from adverts on videos haha. If they want to slap 50 adverts on a video 3 seconds apart people are going to use Adblock as it makes the video INFURIATING and UNWATCHABLE

[@DDnufcGamer]

If it was one before, even a 90second one I'd be fine with it. But like 10 ads? Its annoying as fuck.

[@headknocker2020]

I use one with chrome and I love it because honestly ads are ridiculous nowadays. Even if you're watching a bunch of ten second videos you get a 30 second un-skippable ad for every other one it's stupid. I like what that guy said about putting one long ad before the video, that would be nice for longer videos instead of putting a million little ones right in the middle of it.

[@MisterAnderson00]

By far the best podcast crew

[@jeremymiller970]

Not gonna lie. Missed Miles a little.

[@ThePlasticDuckys]

Miles is great. His stories last week were hilarious.

[@TwinflameByond]

Me too. :,/

[@jeremymiller970]

You know thats Burnie isn't Miles' older brother right?

[@zachcollier7092]

It's a joke cause they are both funny and good at telling stories

[@jeremymiller970]

I've seen people that actually think they are related

[@locoju4n575]

Best crew of people ever

[@RandomDude4268]

How did Burnie know gav and barb while they were at such a young age?

[@JuanCarlos-xx3ce]

Idk about barb but Gavin had consistent interaction with Bernie due to gav's rvb obsession and so forth

[@NotMac]

Gav was a super RvB fan and had a huge presence on the website and ended up meeting the guys when he came to the US, and then eventually helped out with RvB episodes and years later is now working for RT/ AH

[@toxictotodile]

RandomDude4268 and it is the same for barb, she had a huge presence on the rt site so they all talked a bunch

[@mabox24]

They all knew each other when gav and babs were teens on the website when RT first started. Eventually both were offered jobs, were moved to Austin, and the times have passed

[@TheKijib]

RandomDude4268 porn

[@IcarusDawn]

I'm proud to say that I'm one of those people who's never taken a selfie ever, in my entire life.

[@chubbsduketito]

There's no reason to be proud it's not a sin 😂

[@MrBoyBoss]

ABSOLUTELY be proud....

[@ernie32196]

At long last the burnie, Gavin, barb, and Gus group has been assembled again. The land of the BABIES HAVE BEEN SILENCED! HAZZZAHH

[@SullySadface]

Oh. Oh no. Not when I'm this high,

[@SullySadface]

GUS GODDAMNIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE FUCKING SPOILERS FUCK

[@0O0O0O0O0_]

I listened to this while writing practice exams... It was an amazing idea.

[@controlhogger8]

1:30:32 burnie was only one year off from doing podcasts with nothing but people’s stupid faces

[@kidding2you]

This is definitely the funniest podcast in a while.

[@MaxisRichtofen]

wtf kind of book could ijustine put out? her job consists of putting terrible videos on youtube. We ask the real questions here

[@si2719]

We already use the davinci machine in surgery in the UK. Exeter RD&E have been doing these procedures for a few years now. I even saw one being done when I was still at uni (studying nursing)

[@TakeHomeTheCup]

4.12.11

[@xTheVisionary]

Best day ever. That was my 21st birthday.

[@num1huskerfan1]

I love this crew and burnies replacement Miles.. Only Podcasts I ever watch

[@Spectero]

That video with the dogs was hilarious hahaha!

[@mymonochromeeyes]

1:30:30 - Spot on prediction, but it happened for very specific reasons.

[@FireManiac58]

I tried to click that ad at 46:58 and was very surprised when someone did it for me :D

[@williaminman7170]

I did an escape room here in Nashville for my birthday back in November. They are sooooo fun.

[@lucasvanegmond9456]

yes please one of my fav teams of podcasters again. great they are all here:)

[@thejason755]

when gavin started talking about c-sections and burnie took a drink, it was almost like he was flashing back to the pediatric ward

[@Lvl54Idiot]

"A time capsule of dumb." HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Best description of this podcast ever.....of all time.

[@gaigeboyd13]

Anyone else get sad when a podcast isn't these 4? I look forward to every Tuesday, get some whisky, sit down and watch...then I get sad when it's not these four :(

[@uba754]

Somehow never thought about the fact that the U.K. never got Earthbound until now, that's super sad. I hope you play it soon Gavin! Personal favorite game of all time.

[@DarkWolfGames10]

I'm so glad Burnie mentioned Mitch Hedberg

[@wierdpotatoguy]

The link of the crazy lady vine isn't in the link dump. Anyone got it? (1:13:00)

[@AgentMarcx]

So I know this podcast was recorded two weeks ago and Gavin probably already forgot the question, but I'll answer it anyway in case anyone in the comments had the same question. AGE OF ULTRON SPOILERS The plan to lift up the city and slam it into the earth was a backup plan. Ultron wanted to fire all of earth's nuclear missiles at the same time, but Jarvis kept scrambling the codes faster than Ultron could hack them. While he was trying to get the codes, he was working on the backup plan. He needed the vibranium for three reasons. He used the raw metal to make another body, he used the molecules to make the Vision's body and he also magnetized it and put it into the flying city so that it wouldn't fall apart as it was being lifted.

[@whensomethingcriesagain]

Interestingly, my father happens to work for the company that makes the controllers for the "tiny scissors"