Can Geoff find the TOUGHEST Egg? | RT Life

[@SentinalSlice]

Geoff brought with him the technical difficulties music from Achievement Hunter.

[@williambarry5410]

Less stress and a functioning liver works really well for making someone look younger and healthier.

[@coloneldrax1510]

William Barry don’t forget his weight loss, diet, and regular exercise. I’m going down that route and I feel like a whole new person

[@SheldosaurusREX]

Didn’t Geoff smash enough eggs in sky factory?

[@christophermcdonnell3063]

too soon

[@404_beardalmighty]

This is a massively underrated comment

[@rufusconnolly8489]

F for the Terrasteel chicken that never was

[@Blewlongmun]

@@rufusconnolly8489 It got to breath a single breath

[@stonewallwhit1994]

You honestly just win with this comment.

[@92Niceneasy]

This was like watching a single dad humor his children. And his weird brother.

[@Betito1171]

That is the most beautiful description of this video

[@zonnebloembeer]

How about his weird nephews and neices? I still think it's lovely to see AH as his kids and the RT core as gus' kids

[@xEternalTofu]

Geoff left AH and became executive creative director of RT to help referee an egg-cracking competition. What a career move. Jokes aside, how does Geoff look better and better as the days go by?

[@nightphantom200]

He stopped drinking

[@Aleanthus]

i know, right? i was just about to comment how he's really lookin good!

[@ShodaiKishin]

Geoff is just the impartial referee for all competitions I think. See AH vs RT jenga.

[@The8thblock]

because he doesnt drink anymore.

[@P-tricky13]

I think you meant Yolks aside 🤣

[@Progamer1013]

That Borderlands splash text of Geoff is incredible, props to the editor.

[@hallieeramos]

Everyone's in the comments talking about Geoff, AH, and eggs, meanwhile all I can think about is how amazing and adorable that puppy is 😍😍😍

[@chrisconcannon6490]

I honestly expected to see more comments on Mariel's puppy than I have so far.

[@willowbudawesome599]

I came here for the puppy comments.

[@MrUsoutlaw]

does anyone know what breed it is?

[@chrisconcannon6490]

@@MrUsoutlaw I wanna say Miniature Long haired Dachshund, but I could be wrong about the miniature part.

[@TheTinyTuna]

@@chrisconcannon6490 I think your right but she's still just a puppy

[@jonny1891]

Honestly every time i see Geoff in a video nowadays it makes me melancholy, i wish he could do his current job but just be in content a little bit more, he went from in like 99% of roosterteeth/AH content to like 10-20%, and while i want him to be successful and not overworked, im also selfish and want that Geoff content that i have been here for for over 10 years now. Miss You Geoff!

[@PvtRainbow]

jonny1891 I do like that he’s more regular on the RT podcast that’s the one benefit

[@bladethrower9000]

Us Greeks actually do something super similar to this during Easter! It involves hard-boiled eggs (much less messy) that are dyed red to represent the blood of Christ if I'm not mistaken. One person holds their egg steady with either the pointier or rounder end facing up and the other person hits it with the matching side of their egg. Last egg not cracked on both ends wins! One person will say "Christos Anesti" (Christ has risen!), and the other says "Alithos Anesti" (Indeed he has risen!)

[@RolandSchlosser]

THAT PUPPY IS SO CUTE IT'S UNREAL, AM I DREAMING?!?!!??!

[@padfootprophet]

Every time it's in shot I want to cry. How is it so adorable

[@rhettbarnes1421]

Ahh yes, the product of forced dog breeding. Small, short, floppy ears, and can't live past 5 because of its health complications. Perfect.

[@BriarPatchNyra]

@@rhettbarnes1421 Ew please tell me she got it from a shelter?

[@WhatKindOfNameNow]

I distinctly remember Geoff (I'm like 90% sure it's Geoff) talking about doing basically this exact same thing with M&M's in an AH video one time.

[@Holmesy87]

"It's like a Lunchable, but for adults" Wait...Lunchables aren't for adults?

[@FRANKTHEPONY]

Come on blaine Shell-vester stallone

[@projectvalkyrie4536]

I knew I wasn't the only one who thought it!

[@trippysiren7966]

Barbara? Is that you?

[@RolandSchlosser]

Little did RT know, Goeff is in an elaborate plan where he "left" AH and joined the RT staff and when RT least expect it.... BAM SHENANIGANSSDDSFALDFASDKF

[@rufusconnolly8489]

You do not know how badly I want this

[@rougn]

Huh i thought he took pity on RT and joined them to protect them. So when the wraith of AH comes to them they must beat Geoff first

[@apatheticAnxiety]

I mean, that carnival was pretty good

[@trollthorn145]

cant believe nobody thought of the incrEGGible Yolk.

[@TheKooa]

i wanted to see lEGGolas

[@plootoisaplanet]

GOD DAMNIT BARB

[@ocarinamegara4981]

"Cluck" Norris? 😂😂

[@Vaultboy_Impersonator]

They picked Geoff to break the eggs because of his impressive Sky Factory gameplay.

[@TheRealAlpha2]

Simple farmer Geoff knows how to handle eggs.

[@TheOnlyLonelyBoy]

I love how Kean-Yolk Reeves just looks like the quintessential gamer himself, Lawrence Sonntag.

[@beachedgamer]

Lawrence Sonntegg*

[@MySockDrawers]

Gus bouncing back and forth behind Geoff as Geoff smashed two of Gus's children together was super funny

[@oxymoronman]

Important question: will the dog have a signing booth at RTX?

[@foxtrotmike1138]

Blaine could've gone with "shell-vester Stallone"

[@Multi-Facets]

DACHSHUND PUPPY AT THE END! My day is made!

[@pwrstudios4128]

This should be a vs Event with achievement hunter

[@shay5555]

I genuinely love this. I was so invested even though I knew which egg was going to win when they had to do an editing clarification about who owned the egg.

[@markmitchell3689]

Chris’ office video today made me come watch this again

[@UltraPrimal]

0:51 OMG! TINY PUPPY! Why have I not seen more of tiny adorable puppy?!

[@pgc4sean]

Where's Joel? Don't see much of him lately. Did you guys eat him or something?

[@RustyPryde]

Further proof that if it has a game bracket, it's officially important who wins.

[@leonL39]

"Andale huevo, vamos culero." - Mariel LOL that had me rolling

[@nickkoval616]

“We’ve entered the Egg-Game”

[@jackremmert8477]

I dont have any proof of this, but I do feel like there was bias within the eggs. Notice that most of the eggs in the right hand won in the first round. Therefore their left side was hit, weakening it slightly. In the next round, most of the eggs in the left hand won. Was this because the Round 2 Left handed eggs were using their right side to hit the Round 2 Right handed eggs left side (which in theory was already weakened)? Someone with more time should look into this.

[@donksfordays]

How did no one name their egg "Dwayne "the egg" Johnson"?

[@mickobee]

That's trash, Dwayne the yolk Johnson

[@eggstraw]

Arnold yolkeneger won bcs that egg has the power of two dads on his side 😔

[@Susaku22]

Simple Geoff at it again.

[@TheJordaneh]

I think I've heard more puns in the last nine minutes than i've heard in the last nine years

[@KnifeyKnifeyBrothers]

That freeze frame intro of Geoff is beautiful and I want it

[@Combatplaya564]

It's a lot of fun seeing Geoff doing more stuff with core these days

[@MuttonTheDragon]

I'm still waiting on the cantalope smash

[@marksimpson6196]

Can we get a video that’s just of that puppy he/she is super cute and I want more

[@Nova-ru5mm]

1:08, the internet, the internet would break

[@MudMoose_Official]

Anyone else just see Geoff as another father?

[@Erdnussbuttertoast]

geoffs poppign up in more and more live action, i like it!

[@ie59752]

I love the subscribe with 4 subscribers thing. Made me burst out in laughter

[@DarthTechwarrior]

After Geoff did a great job with Eggs in Skyfactory this was the only step up

[@kevincarmichael476]

Wouldn’t both eggs have the same force exerted on each other, making the arm difference theory irrelevant?

[@quixototalis]

This may just be confirmation bias on my part, but whichever egg was raised slightly higher at the midpoint than the other seems to win every time.

[@laurenw.8178]

*that poor little puppy looked petrified to be surrounded by these crazy humans* 😂❤️

[@HammerShark2011]

this was too funny and really nail-biting

[@A_Ward]

Assistance in what Mariel said in Español? (I know it’s “Come on egg, let’s go.....(something)”

[@oxymoronman]

"Andale huevo. Vamos, culero." Come on egg, let's go...and then the last word is a harsh curse word.

[@ameliavai4377]

MariachiDan what is it

[@GhostBear3067]

@@ameliavai4377 I am not sure it has an adequate English translation...

[@LtDragonfruit]

@@GhostBear3067 like shisno?

[@hewhobattles8869]

@@GhostBear3067 Isn't it like calling someone a pubic hair or something?

[@etcdaglish237]

If this was ah vid, Arnold would've been broke as soon as he won

[@Rizon1985]

One arm is slightly shorter so it often hits one egg on the largest circumference against a weaker spot of the other egg.

[@leightonnew7658]

I enjoyed this

[@AnonymousNeptune]

Are they selling the hoodie Geoff is wearing? Because I really want that hoodie for some reason

[@AllieKitaguchi]

i love the ah technical difficulties music LMAO

[@PridesPlight]

We've entered the egg-game

[@athenap.1081]

This is actually a Greek Easter tradition. We do it every year with red painted eggs. The eggs are usually hard boiled though.

[@bladethrower9000]

Didn't see this comment before I posted mine, nice to see a fellow Greek getting our traditions out there! :3

[@paulwagner5395]

This was the best smash tournament ive seen. Weird they were all togepi mains

[@thadman3003]

Never more invested in egg smashing before

[@maewilkes8883]

This was an amazing substitute for the 2020 Olympics! 😁

[@burtonluckie6972]

The dog was so cute the pic on podcast did not do justice

[@diatomicfire9624]

Barb: * says any pun *. Bernie: God damit barb!

[@jacobmoss1069]

I like how they always looked for the sunny side (up)

[@TiaraBiguneru]

The puppy looks cute!! Rooster teeth BTW Awesome video😇

[@wadewilsondp07c31]

That dog literally did nothing and was the best part of the video

[@nickmurphy2936]

This is literally a thing my family does at Easter, only we hard boil and dye them red first

[@_Alex_Zer0_]

The reason Geoff’s right hand is stronger than his left is because of a certain activity he does on a daily basis.

[@ehmoo]

This is actually exactly what we do every year on Easter in Bulgaria (and I assume eastern Europe generally). Except we boil the eggs first, lol. A lot less messier and you can actually eat your egg after it 'loses'.

[@terraglade]

Big slingshot. Cantaloupe. Video. You're welcome XD

[@migbu12]

Best people in so longggg

[@MrMoustacheNinja]

Geoff left AH for this... WHY WHAT AM I WATCHING 😂

[@guitarzan0941]

The best part was the puppy cameo.

[@thehaigu321]

Its 2 in the morning and I'm watching full grown adults smash eggs what am I doing lol

[@celtic_bard]

That was Eggs-hilarating

[@turanavkesen3387]

Geoff must be getting flashbacks to Sky Factory

[@beavinator]

I think you mean Sky Factory.

[@turanavkesen3387]

@@beavinator Thank you

[@ainsleyharriot6060]

These egg puns are making me have an egg-xistential crisis

[@checocartoons342]

“We’re in the EggGame Now.”

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

the chicken farmers back to the throne

[@natashamoschovas7908]

aw this is a tradition we do on greek easter every year!!

[@raveins]

Really must Geoff glad to see him again

[@gottman861]

I hope they do something with the broken eggs. You know, cause that is a big Omelet that should be cooked for their lunch.

[@Edgemaster72]

Get Marcus to build an egg smashing device to reduce the chance of unevenly applied force

[@guyladutch]

This. This is content. Take all the money. Not my money, but all the other money.

[@StarTrekGeek47]

You guys made the bracket. Did you want Chris and Gus to have their own eggs face each other before the final round? I feel like that's something that's very preventable with fairly simple good bracket design.

[@sscool100]

Puppy!!!

[@haemogoblin3611]

looking forward to seeing more live action content like this after the CovEgg-19 pandemic is over

[@SilenceIsStill]

Seeing this now that my store has no eggs makes me cry lol

[@simmy0019]

ok but the puppy is the real winner here

[@billstone8468]

0:52 naw Puppy

[@TheStrandrew]

Chad's toonami shirt is dope!

[@3QuaNiMiTyy]

The shorter and rounder egg always won against the taller and more oblong egg, no surprise there.

[@philipprudolf8302]

So I guess smashing cooked eggs together every year on Easter Sunday is not a thing in the states then?

[@beavinator]

My family did that...but I don't know how common it was.

[@derpdankstrom]

its like kengan ashura for eggs and anyone who loss turns to omelette

[@CounterClaws]

The missed out on the best name. The Yolker.

[@dani007a]

Wait, so Chris and Andrew have a child now, and at the end they both received rings? Does this mean they're married now?

[@babupengu]

Their egg jokes at the end were terrible. But I guess it’s what it all *boils* down to

[@jackferris4584]

Yolk-o-Ono broke those eggs like she broke up The Beatles

[@A_Ghostgg_g_gg]

Chris’ egg looks like that awkward part in a 6th grade science book...

[@mal4539]

does anyone know what the dogs name is? its very cute

[@kendravang4228]

Geoff is the official smash master👌😳❤️😘

[@shadowangel3995]

Love Barb’s pajama pants. Too bad my job doesn’t allow pajama day.

[@simplexcomet3616]

This was oddly entertaining