Reddit ROASTS Geoff Ramsey | RT Life

[@harajukugirlforever]

I love how he was most offended by “diamond ore is found close to lava”

[@WeezNaww]

*millie smiling noises*

[@Kibbz10]

I feel it should be dubbed the “The Millie rule” within the RT community

[@WeezNaww]

Kdeem lalla CORRECT

[@3000skyman]

Because only a lie will upset Mr. Ramsey 🤣

[@chriskoloski32]

And yet geoff still says it's a lie

[@piplupcola]

If you watch Achievement Haunter than you would know that no one can shatter Geoff's confidence more than Geoff himself, and maybe Millie.

[@JackSilver1410]

Watch Haunter? Watch the Gauntlet. Geoff: Don't embarrass the family. Millie: You've already got that covered.

[@Juliana-Bub]

@@Corpseplower Tons of people did and loved it.

[@theirishviking9278]

@@Corpseplower then explain the second season

[@theirishviking9278]

@@Corpseplower simple the second season came out in January this year

[@smokenova]

I read through the post, my favorite roast is "You look like someone who can't play Minigolf"

[@Half_Finis]

inside joke?

[@Trump_Gaming]

Half_Finis They’re doing some new mini golf thing.

[@TransistorBased]

@@Half_Finis it's only inside if you don't watch any AH content

[@TheHatchet2]

@@Half_Finis Geoff always loses at golf games.

[@darter9000]

So... this is a competition between who can hurt Geoff more-Reddit... or Millie

[@BurlASSque]

No one can hurt Geoff like Millie

[@gavichealsomething2169]

Def his own daughter

[@anthonygrant4413]

@JackInards - Pretty sure their relationship is fine, but he’s mentioned that she’s made some remarks in the past that stung.

[@austinzodiac1070]

I watched all their minecraft vids and when I checked they were diamonds just two blocks from the lava, I was like duude wtf

[@karnewarrior]

@@JackInards As far as we can tell Millie still loves Geoff, she just inherited a really sour sense of humor (seems natural with Geoff and Griffin as her parents) and so a lot of her jokes on her dad are *scathing*.

[@iosa457]

How is this show not called Roaster Teeth

[@METALFREAK03]

Only if Barb was hosting, otherwise that is just cringe.

[@calebcroy07]

It’s cause Jon is in Charge instead of Barbra

[@WIImotionmasher]

Because it's not a full series, I assume. Although it could be called Roaster Teeth #6 (or whatever) - RT Life

[@HellspawnAirsoft]

NO

[@SquashGuy02134]

I know Barbara is a woman but she has big Dad energy

[@zmonty07]

I love that the comment that cut the deepest was about diamonds in minecraft. Still a good one.

[@sgtrpcommand3778]

That was the funniest one IMO because that reached deep into RT/AH history

[@2nd-place]

But they kinda are because lava usually opens up in caverns down low and it’s easier to spot diamonds along the sides! Sure the spawn rate is the same but they’re easier to find when you don’t have to strip mine.

[@user-st7rq3sn7v]

such a good rip even years later......

[@ubermidget2]

@@2nd-place It's all in the wording. For "more likely" I suppose it is true. The spawn rate doesn't change due to proximity to lava

[@the_rabidsquirel]

@@2nd-place The difference is that it's a correlation, not a causation. Millie is partially or technically right depending on how you take her wording. If you stripped away every block in the world that wasn't diamond ore, you'd see it's actually everywhere in the layers it spawns. You don't see most of it a lot of the time because you don't come close to completely mining out each chunk at that level. Lava will of course reveal diamonds then. It's not a causation though because lava doesn't cause more diamonds to spawn or anything like that.

[@TheTaratee]

michael jones would be a good one to roast, just because his comebacks would be on point

[@nextheemcee]

This.

[@bbrbbr-on2gd]

Tara Teater That would be amazing! 😂

[@einstein0808]

Yeah I love that about him. New Jersey style!

[@MetaliBlack666]

His comebacks would be next level xD

[@E7ernalWolf]

No one roasts Michael better than Michael.

[@GuardianAngle1]

I'm glad nobody told Millie, I'd hate to see Geoff cry.

[@Nxluda]

Okay real talk, he looks like he's doing well. I'm very happy for him.

[@bigsmoke1156]

Same

[@7gamex]

Why wouldn't he be doing well?

[@Irrelevantspace]

He definitely seems more at peace and happy 🙂 makes me happy to see

[@bigsmoke1156]

@idon'tevenknowanymore whatchu mean

[@AlbinoKiwi47]

@idon'tevenknowanymore he was a severe alcoholic and now he's sober he's much more visibly healthy and happy

[@Ramona_93]

ROAST MICHAEL THAT LAD IS BULLET PROOF

[@zachsuedmeyer2526]

And there is no end to the ammo

[@josephwilliams5292]

zach suedmeyer unstoppable force meets immovable object

[@Bananapig9]

Roast: Geoff holds onto personal relationships like he holds onto eggs If I wanted to see Jon roasted Id just rewatch On The Spot. I wanna see Chris and his golden retriever face get roasted next

[@paintycup]

I think the all-you-can-eat pasta video was just one long Chris roast, to be honest. Mans roasted himself harder than any of us could.

[@ThreadBomb]

Trying to roast Chris would be like trying to stab someone who has just voluntarily jumped into a human-sized blender.

[@slippscheese]

Gameskid's Chris?

[@callahanh14]

I want to see them roast Jack, but instead of reddit they just qoute all of the early podcasts where Geoff Gus and Bernie just lay into him.

[@Thaolax]

"mom, can you make me some Mac and cheese" and then maybe talk about college coaching changes

[@reasechadwick4529]

“But wait no come back! Iv got more jokes!”

[@sarenarterius6058]

I like how out of all these comments, the Minecraft one gets Geoff the most.

[@TheKooa]

i didnt get that one

[@luckynumber1059]

TheKooa When achievement hunter was starting out, Millie said that you if you found a lava stream, diamonds would be near by. Geoff said that wasn’t true, and it became a joke that whenever an achievement hunter found lava they say that diamonds were near by.

[@IWearShoes31]

@@TheKooa It's cause there was a theory about that but it's just happens to be diamond level is the same as lava and it's gets brought up with"I guess Millie was right diamonds are next to lava"

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

Geoff and Gus saying the same thing... now THAT'S a long term friendship. That picture Geoff posted on Instagram of them when they were younger is so wholesome :)

[@kiracasella2000]

I think I need sleep I just read "Geoff and Gus" as "Guff"(hard g sound) and "Geuss" and then while typing I tried spelling just gust (again with the hard g sound). 🤦😂🤦😂🤦

[@JoeyKeaton]

This needs to be done with all of the founders of RT.

[@thesecondromuluan8216]

Gus goes next. Then Burnie.

[@Raiga0310]

@@thesecondromuluan8216 They already did Gus. Burnie should be up next or core.

[@joaopedroribaslyraloes]

I'd love to see Joel

[@Lark88]

Just the founders? Every employee. Even the interns. It should be a regular series.

[@thesecondromuluan8216]

@@Lark88 How about Barbara?

[@renufus11]

God I missed that Geoff laugh

[@dongojangle106]

That Geoff laugh is something that makes my day just a little brighter

[@ninetailedhollowfied]

I want to see micheal and Gavin roasted next

[@ItsMichaelReid]

I feel Gavin’s would be too predictable and just be full of reoccurring jokes

[@anonymousxaela761]

@@ItsMichaelReid "Haha nose big" Well done.

[@calebward7227]

Michael's reaction would be great

[@the_rabidsquirel]

@@ItsMichaelReid Yeah, don't think Gavin's would be as great, but I would absolutely love to see a Michael roast.

[@ThreadBomb]

I feel like Michael would take it way more personally.

[@monicaburnett5039]

Jon: "If you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm sure Gus is there for you anytime." Geoff: *hysterical laughter*

[@calmwaveofchaos1878]

That’s honestly my favorite part

[@shfam7603]

That laughter is actually a cry for help.

[@MichaelAruba]

If you've seen the last episode of Haunter season 2, you know that nobody can roast Geoff like Geoff

[@christophergonzalez3973]

Straight up made me cry. As someone with depression, I know exactly how he feels, and to have that kind of positive affirmation from the people he cares about, it was a beautiful thing.

[@nataliecameron]

Wait what happened?

[@notsogreatcourier9536]

say someone doesnt have first, what did geoff say?

[@Reven619]

Mike Aruba and it was so much worse than what they aired according to the behind the scenes.

[@TheMightyBean321]

@@notsogreatcourier9536 He said stuff along the lines of... "I feel lonely since the divorce" "I feel like I'm not as funny as I think I am" "I don't have any good ideas" "People only tolerate me because I'm their boss" "Millie loves her mother more than me and only hangs out with me out of pity" The idea was to create negative energy to attract a ghost, but all he accomplished was bumming everyone else out. It was funny in a depressing sort of way.

[@deadpatronus]

Geoff hating Radiohead hit me hard. I can't accept it.

[@KealohaHarrison]

Finally, I think it’s fair to say we’ve been waiting for this for weeks lol

[@trashcant6789]

RIGHT?!

[@DecisiveZoom]

Years

[@supr3m3panda]

I found the post, and I can't believe Jon didn't include the biggest one of them all, "You look like Gavin Free."

[@RushNlowZ]

This was funny, but in all honesty I absolutely love Geoff. I wish he participated in more GTA4 videos. His reactions have always been priceless. Thanks for the countless hours of joy and entertainment you've been a part of Geoff!

[@natsusekai6190]

That diamond one had me the most out of all of them, and it seems it got Geoff the best as well

[@Zenflower54]

He roasted himself too well on Haunter no one can do it better. (LOVE YOU GEOFF)

[@VorticoseRain]

I absolutely lost it when he said diamond ore is easier to find by lava 😂

[@wowzaers1101]

I misread the title and thought it said “Gordon Ramsey ROASTS Geoff Ramsey” let me tell you I have never clicked on a video faster, I can’t tell you why, but it’s the truth.

[@Leviathan431]

Today I Learned that Geoff hated the moustache that I admired so much :( That's too bad dude

[@Rorschach003]

Even after all these years, Geoff still refuses to accept that Millie was right

[@grimgramz]

Honestly i think everyone forgets he was in the army. So hid drill Sarge probably smoked him harder than reddit

[@legoworksstudios1]

I love Geoff, but he kinda looks like who your parents think you'll turn into if you do drugs and drink booze as a teenager.

[@XekTOr89]

Maybe because he is that person, except he somehow got rich thanks to his friends.

[@nickb5855]

frank!E sure Geoff was part of red vs blue but he created the Let’s play channel all on his own. I feel like he would have been doing just fine either way

[@EpicRenegade777]

well he is a recovering alcoholic who smoked alot of weed so you arnt far off

[@cj15941]

Just a lot more wealthy than they expected.

[@dyln31]

god i need more geoff i missed that LAUGH 🥺 hope he’s living his best life

[@acerolobo]

Geoff, we love you thank you for everything you do but most importantly thank you for your service .

[@ravenfal1496]

In lieu of Michael, continue with the trend of roasting the Founding Fathers: Burnie, Matt, and Joel should all experience this.

[@maximus9401]

4:01 One of those comments showed a downvote! Meaning whoever was screen grabbing the picture didn't like that insult lol

[@slimysi99]

“Chopping down trees with a pickaxe since 1978”

[@ethanrust3038]

Geoff looks too tired to be affected by roasts lol. Could be all those years of having to deal with Gavin.

[@harrykay-smith7965]

Wow, I think I may change my name to Sir_Somethingstupid, has a better ring to it haha, didn't even know this guy was famous before commenting

[@dcaslick]

Imagine if they’d included that he was from Alabama in his description.

[@VitzPatel]

Geoff's laugh will always be one of my favourite things, I'm glad these made you giggle

[@Fadaar]

that was pretty tame. guess there weren't any real savages out there that recognized geoff and knew where to really cut deep. except the minecraft cut, oh that one hurt

[@Happy_Nacho_Mystery]

I named all the male Eevee’s that I had “Geoff Ramsey” I am alive and chaos is my jamasaurus Rex. Peanut butter

[@maxmattt]

Hope you're doing okay Geoff.

[@FemmyFoxxo]

I really hope he is too

[@sp8cey]

Geoff’s laugh cures all of my pain away.

[@nicholasnapoleon7274]

“I don’t know who Michael Rosen is...” VERY POOR CHOICE OF WORDS

[@urielgonzalez6081]

Geoff is an incredible guy. Ive loved Him since ten years ago. Thanks for everything

[@situationisserious]

every video with geoff in it is my fave what a legend

[@MaxwellAerialPhotography]

Geoffs laugh is still one of the most magical things ever.

[@TheDragonaf1]

I've missed Geoff's laugh in videos.

[@chetsevern]

The “House” Analogy was spot on.

[@katiewilliams2080]

3 years sober and laughing at himself, so lighthearted- love you Geoff❤️ I think I speak for everyone who watches RT and RT members when I say we’re so proud of you!!

[@danieliniguez9968]

Either Gavin or Ryan would be great

[@Doncut97]

Well after some events idk bout the one 😬😬

[@kelvinbloxham4324]

I think it's an achievement to get Geoff to genuinely laugh and his laugh is freaking awesome!

[@MasterJunior93]

Wow, now i see the resemblance with Grif and Geoff.

[@BurnByMoonlight]

Let’s see the roasting of Gavin next.

[@bigsmoke1156]

He needs some headlight fluid and wiper juice.

[@theunholysmirk]

i dont want to watch 6 minutes of 12 yr olds trying to think of creative ways to say someones nose is big

[@heirtoroma4152]

Well, time to do the rest of the staff! This was too good

[@jontee3183]

Fun! Geoff was perfect he's always such a good sport. I would love to see Michael get roasted I think he would just role play it and really give us some heat without losing any sleep over it.

[@hemrainsford6920]

3:58 THANK YOU! I thought I was the only one! 🤣

[@Nordorf]

Just a reminder about the video "Gus gets ROASTED by Reddit | RT Life", for those who haven't seen it. Just search for it. The title is exactly like that.

[@loaeterna2384]

I tried to say something mean but i love Geoff too much :(

[@Boogie343]

Geoff I'd like to have a long discussion about radiohead.

[@GrandToast]

Im really happy seeing Geoff happy and sober! His journey, in my mind, parallels so well with Justin Furstenfeld from Blue October.

[@themicahnism]

Love how John keeps repping Alamo Drafthouse in the RT life vids

[@Lowtech3000]

i was half expecting Gus at the end when he said Gus will be there for you to say "on that note" *disconnects*

[@NeFlorence]

After working in Achievement hunter for 10+ years, Geoff has probably heard every insult under the sun just from his co-workers.

[@solitare4602]

I kind of want to see Barbara roasted just to see the avalanche of puns.

[@maximus9401]

nah she'd get too defensive

[@scareditymays6yearsago477]

WE ALL LOVE YOU GEOFF

[@donmilleriii7399]

The diamond/lava joke and the getting anally diddled show that these people actually love Geoff and know the only way Geoff can stand to be interacted with is through pain.

[@JustSomeDamnGinger]

If I'd tried mine would have been "The 3 sober years were your first 3 years, right?" (I immediately feel bad about that because I love Geoff)

[@casmatt99]

Geoff looks like the love child of Steve Buscemi and a trucker hat

[@tazmon122]

if he wasn't wearing a hoodie, and actually showed his arms in the roast me shot, i expect something along the lines of "i didn't know a tattoo shop's flash wall could make it's own reddit account"

[@kristynfletcher7793]

Ever since the last episode of achievement haunter I’ve been really worried about geoffs mental state but he looks to be doing great I just hope he really is doing as good as he looks 💛

[@Wolf626man]

If somebody doesn’t send AH a 2x4 with 2 pillows imma be upset lol

[@TheShadow1412]

I miss Geoff

[@joejazwinski8873]

Diamond ore IS commonly found near lava!

[@cosmicdahlia]

"this is what happens when you don't feed someone in minecraft"

[@ashleypaulsen1375]

Gus was first roasted with Geoff laughing; now the table has turned with Geoff being roasted & Gus laughing. On the Spot they both were. 😉

[@Gameact3]

Who I want to see roasted next? Well, let’s see here... *unrolls a list of every onscreen employee of Rooster Teeth and its subsidiaries*

[@darkfranky6]

Really? Is this the best Reddit can come up with? Except that diamond near lava one, that one is golden.

[@Kevinn_TT]

I agree, it felt very tame. Barely a proper insult or roast among them.

[@kamj6607]

How has nobody made a cracked out Jean Reno comparison yet? It's especially present when he had his moustache.

[@adynmichael]

For one actual second I thought that was Michael Rosen.

[@apatheticAnxiety]

5:09 is when the roasts get real and personal. Thats the good stuff.

[@SinisterGerbils]

Love that "Hemingway with a shotgun" picture on Geoff's wall.

[@Adz2]

They have to do a part 2 for Gus now!

[@pghchaos]

I missed Geoff's laugh

[@JoeMilbachOnline]

Geoff you are awesome. I have seen so much blood sweat and tears you have poured into what you have done. Thank you.

[@petertrast]

I really like sober Geoff way better. Congrats on 3 years!

[@Shadow_of_the0ccult]

I need a series of thisssssss

[@strongsilenttype5031]

Trying to insult Geoff is like trying to mine bedrock.

[@elliottgb6161]

You lost respect points for the shots at Thom.

[@brad2799]

Someone should have just said “ex-drunk”

[@SpookyVintageGal]

Nothing makes me as happy as Geoffs laugh

[@Tinderbox725]

I cackled loud and ugly at the diamond near lava comment xD

[@lundylow]

Geoff's laugh is so contagious.

[@techfreak244]

RIP Scooter. "CATCH-A-RIIIIIIIIIDDDEEEE!!!"

[@matthewbrooks5470]

2:53 I don’t know...I still remember a certain story involving him being the surprised recipient of unpleasant things in his rear

[@ravenfal1496]

Michael! Roast Michael next!

[@leonmercury3732]

But, like, diamond ore's spawn rate is highest near the lava pool spawn level.

[@thetrashmammal7389]

Webcam Gus frightened me.