RT Podcast: Ep. 367 - The Puffer Fish Problem

[@DannyPhilipsen]

The spit cup conversation was the best! Such a good laugh from that!

[@WildHobos]

Chris has so much to contribute to the conversation every time hes on the podcast.

[@tiptgbiggiertd2]

30:20 - 30:31 "This is it boys! We're Goin In!" Made my day lol. Thanks

[@lazylove72]

"do you have a yard?" "no- but i have a plant" choked on my drink from laughing so hard

[@WIImotionmasher]

Gus spoke directly to me at that start of this video ....... I feel touched

[@Maswartz226]

I literally have my headphones on 100 and I still have to strain to hear them sometimes!

[@DeeCeeDubya]

Your headphones are broken.

[@TheYamyamz]

yeah you need new headphones

[@Maswartz226]

Yesterday they worked fine and having it on 12 would be fine.

[@aprod122]

+Maswartz226 its been like that for off topic too..the audio just seems low

[@juanrein]

+Maswartz226 Maybe your ears are broken. Listening on high volume for long periods causes permanent hearing lost.

[@lolninja21]

I have podcasts for walking, gaming, chores. this is the one I listen to when I'm trying to fall asleep

[@Regosta98]

+RadishJuice Same here, Off topic is my walking one

[@reblfist8849]

what is ur gaming podcast mine is This

[@lolninja21]

+Coffe Mug usually sleepycabin, they're my favorite

[@reblfist8849]

+RadishJuice whoa Ill try that

[@TheSkooterbords]

+RadishJuice this is my falling asleep one, off topic is my coffee podcast, the one I watch/listen when I want to de-stress.

[@kiiikaaa3]

"There's poo in your mouth but you can't" -Gavin Free 2016

[@oreb]

I love when chris is on the podcast. He always has the strangest things to say.

[@TheBri656]

1:55:27 That goodbye wave is so sweet I don't know why

[@sethb1689]

These 4 are my podcast dream team. Please have Chris on more often. Also, can i haz more Gavin or Google?

[@DarthTater84]

I'm so happy to see Chris back on the podcast.

[@AFLoneWolf]

1:40:57 Hardcore Henry portion.

[@needamuffin]

Those phishing scams are purposely misspelled. It weeds out the people that are smart enough to know what it really is immediately, only people that don't notice/aren't suspicious about the grammatical errors will call in and those are the people most likely to actually fall for the scam. A smarter person might see an email with everything correctly spelled and call in to inquire further then figure it out in the call. That wastes the scammers time, so intentionally misspelling things saves them time. At least that's the theory.

[@D3Claw]

That's the only thing that I feel makes sense

[@SSJLL6999]

I'm here early so let me think of a Gavin Free Gavin Free

[@theInsaneDoctor]

BBBUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

[@TheYamyamz]

omg so original...

[@LSPD1909]

+WilliamLordPiggeh omg your so funny. Wow that made me laugh.

[@PURPLES1PERZ]

+WilliamLordPiggeh OMG, so haven't seen your lame no life ass on every comment thread on every RT video...

[@georgee.a.5095]

yea. you look smelly. get out

[@mackenziecullimore3866]

Does anybody else love Patrick in the control room and the way he joins in the podcast everynow and then

[@johnroberts3213]

Whoa, this podcast made me think about woah.

[@ericwaller9831]

+John Roberts Why isn't It spelled waoh...when I sound it out that's how I feel it should be spelled. Am I wrong?

[@coltonlillywhite]

+Eric Waller Let me take a wahck at it. I searched wordfind wehre no words existed that end in 'oah'. Waht begins to make sense if you think about it is that there are plenty of other common words wihch also start with 'wh'.

[@Joe-so6su]

+John Roberts Whow

[@jonnybritain]

whoa is THE whoa

[@gabefh]

+1993DJC I think it's called Google analytics but I'm not 100% sure

[@headknocker2020]

That Zquil ad that played before this episode was perfect, 5 seconds long, show me the product and get the hell out of my face haha. I don't need 30 second ads before KZbin videos.

[@Xenunnaki]

The "Puffer Fish" in the title has resulted in there being several videos of coral reefs and tropical fish in the suggestions.

[@bmo14lax]

lol

[@HeinerGunnar]

+XenuLies I literally only have other RT podcasts in the suggestions

[@Olawton]

That beginning part. I FEEL SO INVOLVED!

[@kongjungle3769]

I actually like the new KZbin only intro

[@TheYamyamz]

yeah it's nice, Gus is looking real sexy namsayin

[@FlipJanson]

36:15 if anyone is curious, the reason those phishing emails are always misspelled is because they intentionally make small changes to it to avoid spam filters, which the most simple types work based on matching the known text of a spam email.

[@MTR702]

I'm going to apply at RT as a Science thing guy

[@universalcatastrophe9057]

You and the rest of the world.

[@TheYamyamz]

I'm totally gonna get that job, I know all the science things

[@MTR702]

WilliamLordPiggeh lol :D

[@MTR702]

I got this guys!

[@dPokey]

The spit cup conversation had me in tears xD 24:45

[@evangregory14]

why is the audio in the podcast always so damn low, speakers are all the way up and can barely hear.

[@GirthiestWhale]

I remember being on the aiguille de midi, on the elevator right at the top my friend passed out, best moment of my life.

[@TheStormofStorms]

It's odd that the actor of the movie was more detailed and acted happier to talk about the movie than the director

[@publius101]

man, this is a great podcast to listen to during dinner...

[@Katastrophe9009]

Here's why always online DRM makes no sense. Pirated versions of games don't connect online anyways, or connect to a custom private server separate from the dev's servers. It only hurts paying customers in the end, and it actually incentivizes piracy.

[@SomeWastedLight]

Chris! I always love when he is on the podcast.

[@kabbaage]

And... JD got a license before Gavin

[@aserta]

27:10 best part of the podcast. Best, just perfect.

[@ManaanS17]

Please do another Science Podcast with her! It was One of the funniest Podcasts of last year

[@williamgodwin5]

What podcast number was that?

[@ManaanS17]

+Will Godwin 315

[@williamgodwin5]

Thanks!

[@YamaguchiEtsuko]

I love it when Burnie talks about being on the Amazing Race! It's like what Gus said, just knowing (well, not personally, for me) a person before they were on the Race is just... fascinatin

[@Eddie_]

this credit discussion would have fit really well with another sponser...

[@KasasTheWarlock]

Very Important: When one urinates, it's not a completely solid stream. It splits into droplets on the way down due to gravity and air resistance. Unless you're peeing directly into the toilet from 1 inch above the water, you don't have to worry about bacteria "swimming" up.

[@cowboycolts]

I think Gavin and Dan should do the amazing race

[@12tippettm]

they'd lose first week

[@JessicaSkies]

They wanted Gavin to do it with burnie but because Gavins not an America citizen he couldn't do it do Ashley did it instead

[@MatthewSilvaThomas]

seriously so proud of all of you. I've been hit by a car 4 times on my bicycle and all of the vehicles have fled the scene. thank you for understanding at some fundamental level that we are part of traffic not some peripheral thing that is to be ignored! :>

[@Opoliner]

Please Rooster Teeth, Boost the volume of the podcast before posting it.

[@SlightlyNotorious]

+Regular Dude My volume is at 20% and its plenty loud. I think the problem is on your end.

[@adrianrodriguez7316]

It's plenty loud. I think it's a KZbin issue.

[@sarryhuddleson9117]

+Regular Dude The problem must be your computer or headphones. I have usually keep my computer volume on 18%, and usually lower it for a podcast.

[@Opoliner]

Agent Carolina cool story bro 👍

[@rhombagonVA]

32:43 That is the best thing in any podcast ever, mainly due to Burnie's genuine surprise and worry about what Patrick just put on screen.

[@carwyn3691]

32:43 WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE #RayDiedButTheDankMemesDidnt

[@KuroroSama42]

As someone who're always eaten mostly meat and starch (rice, bread, etc) I can assure you that my gut doesn't go wrong. It just takes getting used to. If I eat a lot of veggies suddenly, then I have digestion oddities going on, because I'm just not used to it.

[@Learned_English_Dog]

I don't think Chris has ever contributed less. Shame, he's actually pretty witty when he's not staring dumbfounded at everyone.

[@sethb1689]

+BakehousePictures That is why i LOVE the podcasts he is in, really wish they had him on it far more often.

[@jspuirtle2435]

Chris is one of my favorite podcast members

[@Steven-rb7ph]

why are the RT podcasts always too quiet?

[@METALFREAK03]

+Steven not just me then.

[@ReachStudioPro]

+Steven They should increase the input/volume off the mics. I need 30% volume to hear them on their RT podcasts whereas in every other video i have between 2% - 10%. 10% if I'm eating. It's a huge difference.

[@unlisted9494]

+Steven Because even though they employ 100 video people they refuse to hire a single audio engineer.

[@ca20mn]

+ReachStudioPro 2-10%???? wtf where does your volume max out

[@aserta]

+Rhys Clark Interactive Media (RhysClark97) It's funny because that's how you find out who's a RT Podcast Newb. Which would be you.

[@rybroskeez]

26:30 is the start of the best part of the podcast

[@Sean-fu3mn]

You guys should try and get Neil deGrasse Tyson on the Podcast! I saw him on the Joe Rogan Podcast and he was very entertaining as per usual, I'm sure he would have a field day answering all your science questions.

[@sarahelvisgutsley]

they already did. not sure which one but it was an on location podcast a year or two ago

[@Sean-fu3mn]

Omg really?! how haven't I seen that one! Thank you I'll have a look for it.

[@sarahelvisgutsley]

I wanna say it's 261?

[@Sean-fu3mn]

Close enough, it wasnt on that podcast exactly but it was the same day it was an uncut version though :) thanks.

[@MrShmoodletoes]

Chris should be on the podcast more, it's always great with him.

[@monkeyhorserider]

I used to buy Spermio's but my kids always ripped off the tails and left the rest! Now i only buy "Just the Tails"

[@hendricktoni5]

Decided to put this on whilst having dinner.. mum couldn't stop laughing at Having gagging like a child 😂

[@stanza2261]

Here because of the Animated Adventure

[@jesseg1699]

My birthday is on Jan. 18th as well, and I think its really cool how I share it with these guys.

[@ivannesevic9397]

I love the podcast but the volume is always to low for me......... :/

[@KayJay01]

+ivan nesevic i thought it was just me!

[@KayJay01]

TehMenjabin Thing is, most videos I watch has a comfortable volume @ around 16/18 in windows 10, but I watch the RT podcast in like 38/40.

[@ivannesevic9397]

yes the volume is on high and i have very good speakers

[@vteckpwr]

Top 10 podcast, this was amazing. Thanks guys!

[@LeetleBabyGamerGrill]

DIdn't they talk about "whoa" a billion podcasts ago?

[@im9550]

I love roosterteeth's broadcast team.

[@bmo14lax]

5:00 mins in, Chris speaks "Oh nice, chris is on this episode too"

[@topdogjacky2437]

You leave Chris alone, he's the coolest

[@bmo14lax]

Never did I say he wasn't the coolest, Because clearly, he is

[@vpshniper6655]

how dare you insult Chris like that, completely uncalled for

[@bmo14lax]

Guys can u ever forgive me

[@vpshniper6655]

Brian Morgan Idk it was pretty mean what you said

[@travishowell290]

Burnie's "wat" makes me laugh every time, in every video he says it, no matter what. I don't know why but it's the funniest thing ever to me XD.

[@aserta]

+Travis Howell Imagine what it's going to be like when he hits his 80s, white hair and a stick. "WAT!! Get off my lawn!!"

[@3vChava]

no barbara

[@wyatttdy3523rg]

Good

[@xTimeswordx]

Bad

[@silvernug]

+Salvador Flores sad , glad, mad, snag , blag, tag, bag

[@MemorySpark]

+Salvador Flores so?

[@TheYamyamz]

Bad

[@mirrorofgaladriel]

I forgot about 'whoa'! as Chris was spelling it, I was spelling it the same way! if I type it woah, the red squiggly line under a misspelled word, pops up!

[@MemeDaddyTaco]

the answer is yes bacteria could climb up gavins spit stream into his mouth hole. bacteria moves way faster than you could imagine. if you were to drop a piece of bread on the floow and have it only touch for a millisecond there would be dozens if not hundreds of bacteria on it. so the 5 second rule is flawed.

[@topdogjacky2437]

Nah

[@MemeDaddyTaco]

Jork ya. it wouldn't climb up urine though. spit isn't traveling down very fast if you just has a spit stream from mouth to toilet. your piss is fast. lol that's a sentence i never thought i would say.

[@ssjnick5509]

+paranormal unit science

[@MemeDaddyTaco]

NicNac401 science indeed

[@topdogjacky2437]

adonbilivit

[@nikkibest18]

I love doing yard work I find it relaxing

[@KayJay01]

The Puffer Fish Problem - RT Podcast #367

[@magmarios369]

So do you just copy and paste the title or do you type it out?

[@KayJay01]

Oryx, the First Navigator and Taken King depends on my mood. If I'm lazy I just copy it but sometimes I take the time to type it out.

[@willyterrazas]

+*I just comment the title of the video (replies don't count)* hmmm interdasting.

[@TheYamyamz]

+Willy Terrazas interdasting?

[@KayJay01]

WilliamLordPiggeh I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE DUDE ON EVERY ROOSTER TEETH VIDEO

[@traphouseryan]

i love when it feels like its almost over, but then i see there's still over an hour left

[@SynGats]

Bing or Burnie please.

[@loladgomez]

gavin dying of laughter is so funny omg

[@katisasaltymelon6838]

Wow. Didn't know Burnie's son was only a year younger than me.

[@dannycollins3670]

same

[@summerjean2545]

+Kathrine Bi-Polar i love your profile picture

[@ThatBoganAussie]

Key demographic: twelvies

[@Steelface97]

+ThatBoganAussie Key demographic: Annoying kids*

[@Serunder]

+Hugh Dja expect edgy

[@qwertythorn756]

helpful tip for the credit thing, only buy coffee or other cheap stuff with it. you can buy bigger items later but start there it will get you used to using the card.

[@Rogue284]

Edamame Power Play @ 24:40

[@daedalus_00]

I wonder if the "Whoa" change, or any other word change, had anything to do with a glitch in auto-correct.

[@dappernarwhal2177]

PEOPLE SPELL IT LIKE WOAH?

[@pies2197]

Woah, you don't ?

[@Spiffo0]

+DapperNarwhal Correct spelling is Whoa.

[@dappernarwhal2177]

***** I know, that's my point. I didn't know anyone spelled it the other way. HEATHENS.

[@dfgrhbjkh]

It's "Try to store fuel now you pipeline jerks" I love the pipeline part.

[@aSkymne]

chris seems a little slow

[@punk4278]

He really isnt, just funny.

[@sirusie]

I love how Burnie says "Mont Blonk"

[@justincabell]

1:03:19 Yep, the earth is flat. :)

[@failbro23]

This is the hardcore henry interview podcast if anyone was looking but the actual interview starts near the last 15 mins of the video

[@samdavies1752]

Mulch is a gross word, compost is better

[@khronixx7157]

A syllable too long, that's how lazy I am

[@JDavinoM]

Pretty sure mulch and compost aren't exactly the same thing.

[@drusbasky]

Moist

[@grifinx]

Vomit coleslaw

[@mattd791]

+Sam Davies MUlch Muuuuulcccccchhhh mmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllcccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhh mulchmulch morchmorch

[@darrenweston2527]

glad I could see that interview at the end very cool :)

[@man14235]

YAsssss I love it when Chris or Miles are on the podcast A Funny story is going to happen

[@kylem2010GT]

I was listening to the podcast and forgot Chris was there until 22:42.

[@MrFunnyManChris]

I'm so glad that Burnie asked that question because now I'm not scared about having a credit card.

[@lexxyboy77]

I wasn't expecting gus in the first second and i was startled

[@dinglefingle3301]

they all have the best accents

[@jredacted]

whenever you guys bring a link up like a video, you guys should link to it in the little info button on the top right of the video, that's be awesome!

[@thatonegunplaguy4797]

I loved that the anime crate had some rwby stuff. congrats on that

[@nerdygorilla1]

25:00 to 28:00 is the best thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is one of my favorites

[@SirManguydude]

Gus really set the fandation for a great podcast right from the start.

[@uknwtheusername]

+RoosterTeeth as a marketer, genius intro with the sponsors and date!

[@Overlord9344]

26:30 onward made me laugh harder than I have in a very long time.

[@brandonhasgo]

Bring back the OG RT podcast group for one podcast please.

[@cod5gta4halo3cod4]

+Mattio218871 I prefer Gus, Gavin Barbara, and Burnie.

[@jazz5753]

+Mattio218871 Original would be: Gus, Geoff, and Burnie. If you want to be technical.

[@krazyj2010]

Of course Grace would love them in the elf costumes. xD I love her

[@rileytwilley2167]

Gave this a like just for the gavin flip off in the intro.

[@jelliclecat3445]

My urethra closed up, good to know your thoughts are with me Burnie! Hahaha it's called a urethral stricture, they got in there with a little urethra sized chainsaw and cleared it up lol

[@gokuss15]

Conspiracy Keanu meme is singlehandedly responsible for the change in spelling of whoa to woah.

[@TheYamyamz]

whoa is right for sure

[@360thechamp]

They changed the set so fast for the post show!

[@TripleSuccotash1]

referring to the end of the podcast with Darya Charusha it should be noted that as far as I can find in my 20 minute search this is the best instance of her speaking english this well. She is clearly a model that has focused on acting but also has some of the necessary talent; I can honestly say that I would like for her to be in more movies in general. She's easy on the eyes for sure.

[@MariothePlumber529]

I love Chris, more please

[@dean5503]

Gus is the Milhouse of RT.

[@assistantmagus5213]

This was the best podcast I've heard in a long time. And on a side note, just as Gavin started talking about getting booted off the hitman servers, I got kicked off the destiny server :/

[@HiiroRocker101]

In Fallout, the Butler-type Mr. Handy robots have three personality types, two of which are the Wadsworth and the Codsworth.