RPG Game Logic

[@flygonkerel781]

"Are you injured?" "No" "What you need food for?" Had me DEAD LMAO

[@baylin1774]

1st reply

[@kreze9696]

Nick Frost he’s not wrong at all

[@GrimBirthday]

@@baylin1774 loser

[@baylin1774]

Silent Birthday oh ok, lmao

[@mgfrvfvebehrr]

@@GrimBirthday loser

[@Anonymous-rb4ji]

Plot twist; he couldn’t unsheathe the sword because he was inside the building

[@rjsolit]

Gta logic😂😂

[@OnePunchYume]

*"Now's not the time to use that!"*

[@nomarukaz]

Safe area

[@wicklezz]

An exact copy of a comment made an hour ago bruh

[@cj.2eezy]

Yes, I WAS WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT!

[@YourOnlyHero]

RPG logic: Buy price: 80,000 Sell back price: 100

[@sam-psonsmith9951]

that is actually how it works in real life too. Go into a store and buy a pair of shoes. Once you paid. Ask how much they are going to pay for those shoes? (Refund is not the same thing, it undoes the trade. Selling it back is different)

[@lonix332]

@@sam-psonsmith9951 lol I was going to put gamestop

[@tusharkanthi7991]

Yo I didn't know this was witcher 3 let's play video

[@dnyembo90]

@@lonix332 Gamestop of RPGs lol

[@xelith6157]

As others said, this is real life logic, and applies to other games as well (like Hextech Crafting in League).

[@StevenHe]

Master arvacado.

[@McDujz]

Hello Asian master

[@LLC008]

Hi Asian dad with the CEO son but can't cook rice

[@thiccapo]

lmao

[@arthurbochud1580]

So is that merchand the other foot from when Steven’s dad was 9 years old?

[@persiancarpet5535]

When I saw the slipper for sale I immediately remembered that video of yours.

[@Kenlac92]

Bruh that merchant bout to see him quick save.

[@leviv1319]

Lmao i see a fellow skyrim player

[@AjBruno]

@@leviv1319 hmmm 2 fellow skirim players

[@sonicdreamer8142]

As long as its not auto save game he good

[@VaporValkerie]

Levlixx fax tho

[@jersonryan9269]

*Grabs Sword*

[@Chandi_Lerald]

Can we just acknowledge that the merchant is a higher level than the protagonist for being able to unsheathe the sword very easily.

[@geli95us]

everyone knows that merchants are the strongest beings in the world, they could be out there saving the world but they decide not to interfere with mere mortals ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@zecorim]

lol FACTS 😂

[@erubin100]

@@geli95us Just like real life...

[@DaBard]

@@geli95us Keckleon in Mystery Dungeon

[@alvinip9128]

@@geli95usmerchants are crazy powerful even when I reach max level and best gear I still cant leave a scratch on them

[@Anime5666]

“You can’t unsheathe it, can you?” This hurt. It hurts.

[@iiprodigy260]

Literally.

[@Zion5G]

@@iiprodigy260 kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3jCga2PqruNrMk

[@dylannalyd4361]

Lol. I thought he was gonna be like "yeah its just a cosmetic item, you cant actually use it."

[@corrosivityyeetborne4144]

This is at 666 likes it will be never liked again

[@corrosivityyeetborne4144]

Literally as I wrote this it got ten more

[@OriginalCovfefe]

“It looked so equip-table” that line had me crying 😂😂😂😂

[@ZeldaSnake300]

Ayyyee someone else commented that, too! 😂

[@sharonmiller7213]

Bruuuuuuuuhh

[@IskenderCaglarM41B441]

Reletable

[@pinkliongaming8769]

"Equipped-able

[@hollowknightenjoyer]

youre lying its a bad pun how are yu laughing of crying

[@MrSuriya6]

The moment when you realize that the merchant is a higher level than the protagonist

[@Nev1812]

🤔 >😨

[@lustrousient5584]

coughPokemonMysteryDungeoncough

[@MrSuriya6]

Lustrousient Walks out with a stick for literally one second and Kecleon drops you like it’s 52 pick up

[@abdallababikir4473]

Daaaamn cuz he was able to unsheath it you're a genius

[@kadeloblack4774]

MrSuriya6 ATL or ATN not to mention ATK I hate those damn dragons I bully the poison one though lol only Archtempered one I can kill!

[@TheJ1156]

Shop owner: "No returns." Me: *reloads save file*

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

I see, so you use the Time Powers as well.

[@Max-gy5rp]

Watch Toby Fox help make this rpg and they fuckin know you loaded back cause you made a mistake a roast your dumbass for it

[@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj]

@@Max-gy5rp you think you can escape like this huh? Well guess what, i have time abilities as well.. GUARDS GUARDS, A TIEF (puts max lvl items to your inv so you would be charged 5 bil and wait 1 year in real world time even when time skipping)

[@Peter_Holder]

*autosaves after weapon purchase*

[@JustAluane]

@@Peter_Holder lol

[@oletramekaf5603]

He needs level 18 to equip that sword. At level 17 he will find a better sword from a regular ass chest.

[@davidreyes5713]

Yep skyrim

[@blaacksugar7714]

The Zodiac Spear.

[@theerealatm]

Blaack Sugar a man of culture I see. Lmao ff12 is the epitome of finding better shit in a chest.

[@ramishanwar8989]

@@theerealatm the hell you guys talking about?

[@ratboygirl]

@@ramishanwar8989 final fantasy 12

[@Rubhen925]

Lmao this man didn't look at the level prerequisite before buying. Half the time I make that mistake too!

[@SCP_Personnel-TF]

The fact they let you buy it knowing full well you can't use it gets me

[@matthewcrispinwordofGod]

@@SCP_Personnel-TF What games do they allow you to buy it? The games I've played usually the higher level weapons are locked until you get to that level.

[@SCP_Personnel-TF]

@@matthewcrispinwordofGod dark souls games come to mind instantly

[@Oropher420]

Reminds me of the division except you bought the special guns with *real* money so you don't know what level you need to be on, so I had these level 30 guns (which is the end game level) which I couldn't use at the start.

[@NathanCoarse_VGH]

I have those same issues in borderlands and souls games...

[@cablekibble2942]

instead of “no returns”, he should’ve said “i’ll buy that back for 800 red gems.”

[@Hexauslion]

damn I just said that. glad im not the only one who hates RPG logic LOL

[@n0b0dyn03sm3]

At that point it might as well be a GameStop.

[@kreze9696]

Caleb Snyder 3 take it or leave it

[@Dontaethefist]

"The merchant doesn't want that item."

[@f20b94]

Upgrade your speech so you can finesse 💯

[@wampaisen]

even when his characters are roasting someone who clearly "lost" he eventually stutters and i love that detail

[@kkTeaz]

*perfect*

[@mightypurplelicious3209]

Ight

[@theplaymaker3329]

Godzilla has a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

[@Playboi_Lentz]

Zac Nicolaou had*

[@Playboi_Lentz]

Zac Nicolaou you almost gave me one to reading your shit

[@frostykid9999]

“Why didn’t I buy the boxing gloves. I’m so stupitt. Why was I even born?”

[@krackmommy]

😭😭

[@proudtobebrown6475]

Why did I try to read this in calebs voice

[@ramonowens8957]

Bro I love that video lol

[@Hunter-im3tg]

When you have to rethink your intellect

[@catostrophicimmunity6211]

I know exactly what video you’re referring to😂

[@roseplaysyt1]

Bruh. The part where he said “it’s just for display” is so accurate. They be having like 50 swords on the wall, but when you open the shop menu, you get a knife and maybe a bow, as opposed to the big ass sword chilling on the wall.

[@nicolae-alexandruluca7853]

Yeah I will never understand rpgs for doing that,why not add those darn weapons?

[@jeanmac]

"can i return it PLEASE" "sure, ill buy it back for 10 red gems"

[@osaretinimade8757]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CmoIsDaNam3i]

Worse than Gamestop yo. 😭

[@nikkijones7129]

When that happens, it literally hurts my SOUL. The biggest ripoff ever

[@dominiquefrazier4602]

That's the witcher for u right there

[@cygnusprime6728]

@@CmoIsDaNam3i ironically, rpg's have been ripping off gamers since before game stop was established.

[@___________11121]

I was waiting for him to sprint at the merchant with the still-sheathed katana and just beat the hell out of him with it

[@PSNSMANIACALMIND1st]

That merchant unsheathed the 800,000 sword. He would get folded flat

[@Moniker08]

LMAO

[@marche800]

@@PSNSMANIACALMIND1st Just like Link's Awakening

[@greateagle8799]

PSNSMANIACALMIND1st ahhh that would’ve been great

[@ToxicSkull0]

Merchant: You may have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmarting

[@BobDoleStyle]

This is one of my favorites, that “w h a t s w r o n g ?” is devious lmao

[@ensanesane]

I still think about this line 😂

[@eilegacyofdiscord1725]

Plot twist: The flip flop was the best weapon in game

[@GamersInHellOnYt]

Kung Fu Hustle.

[@croneex6102]

Not a plot twist, IT ISSS

[@gungus_spungus]

Its basic form is the weakest, but it can also be leveled up the most

[@Yuuki_12]

Dark souls

[@robyamato4056]

Dmg: 10000000

[@OX3YMORON]

Then he goes outside and kills an enemy that drops the same sword for free

[@FireBlaze-kk1ls]

Then he tries to double wield it but he’s the wrong class

[@imshaunnurse]

Lol ultra rage. I bought kzarka weapon set then got a box the first time I fight him

[@silvergiovanni5336]

@@imshaunnurse well At least you get your money back Or you can just enhance it easily to TRI then sell it on Market

[@delakidzz8131]

@@silvergiovanni5336 yea then you wasted resources because the next weapon you get is too low and needs to be leveled up but you out of materials

[@4ltrz555]

@@silvergiovanni5336 nah when selling the sword you'll get 30% of the original price

[@alteramv4791]

“It looks so equippedable” never felt anything on a higher level

[@soraphii]

‎

[@spIit__tongue]

@@soraphii .

[@fxckyoutubehandles]

ong thats soo true💀💀

[@elit3lagann]

Facts bro

[@ThisIsAk_77]

(*☻-☻*)(●´ω｀●)

[@Astrodexterous]

“You don’t be in the forest… the hidden palaces and whatnot!” I love the delivery of this line 😂

[@meerakitengoku9577]

"I require the strongest of potions." "Yes but, unfortunately you're not high leveled enough to handle its potent."

[@TheDwarvenDefender]

Potion seller... I am going into BHATTLE--

[@fury6688]

TheDwarvenDefender I require only your strongest potions

[@kayleawilson]

pOtiOn sellEerrr

[@lucasbarcelos2101]

"You're a rascal. You're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything except your potions!" "Why respect knights if my potions can do everything that you can?" Pure gold that one

[@BlaxeFrost-X]

I mean, you unlock Etanol Potions at lvl 18, yet you can try to use them earlier with the black market or a higher level player trade

[@dwightschrute3721]

That vender ain’t gonna be laughing once he sees Caleb quick save

[@mrcharisma]

But then again, he unsheathed the weapon when Caleb couldn't! I'm thinking that's a high lvl NPC

[@andrewbravo6152]

What’s he gonna kill the vender with? The broken knife?

[@PrecisionCalc]

Plot twist , his last save was his autosave after buying the high level blade

[@Luxuh]

All this skit is missing is the moment he finally can afford and equip the 800,000 red gem sword, and right after buying it, he finds the exact same sword in a chest somewhere for free.

[@taetae-rc2ii]

OOF happens to damn much

[@blameslip]

Broooo

[@HighKnight]

NOPE. A more accurate one where to be he bought that 800, 000 red gem sword but the one in the chest has better stats in every imaginable way than the store bought one.

[@scaredyhart268]

Go ahead and unplug the Xbox, fam. It'll hurt less when you yeet it out the window.

[@mariellejuanillo1150]

BRUUUUUUH

[@straphos5326]

Just a quick tip, but you really should've gone for the slippers. They have a hidden effect called "Emotional Damage" that stuns enemies for 3 seconds. In the early game, it's extremely useful.

[@SFactorial]

Yeah but you have to max out failure management which is practically impossible because of the amount of skill points in that one tree, and that means you play on Asian difficulty

[@Words2000]

*This man can make a whole movie with just himself*

[@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai]

Stop hiding your subs bro

[@mbalanon]

*Cough cough Tyler Perry*

[@estebann2007]

Never heard that one before

[@evanchar2522]

666th like

[@smokedbacon9091]

@@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai Your pfp shows me you are a male who watches anime everyday, as said in your name. And you're single too.

[@YourTRANQUILITY]

where the part where once he reaches the level he realizes his class can't equip it

[@cinnamongunfire]

Milk Courier this never happens to me because I check stats and stuff... people like that are the reason scammers still profit.

[@C00kii0]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@zeekari]

Or when he finds a better weapon in a dungeon

[@gg920__]

That hurts the most

[@posaidon972]

@@Yama973 and you can't sell it so you're just stuck with it forever

[@sharpblue]

“That’s one of the most powerful weapons, forged by master Arvrocado, wielded by a legendary warrior who brought it back in pristine condition” *Compares to own weapon* : +2 attack

[@indraservo5764]

Nahh, weapon's effect is more important than its stat

[@kevynhansyn2902]

+5 vs Avacados

[@m0ckyzo185]

Low-key the Ultima Weapon in KH 1

[@magicalpwn]

@@indraservo5764 When you have to replace a weapon with such a great effect when it drops off in damage is the biggest heartbreak anyone ever has to face. Period

[@1ksubswithoutvideoschallen925]

This Is relatable

[@garretsimpson4924]

I thought the bit was gonna end with him buying the sword, then finding a "compare stats" option and finding out the boxing gloves have way higher stats or something. 😂

[@Kizaran77]

_Hmm_ sounds like you play FFXIV...

[@-_--dc9sr]

“Oh the strongest weapon in game” “It’s just for display”

[@MatthewMilton]

This post is GOATed

[@robertharp16]

DW he'll get it later after several post game dungeons and a fishing side quest that has the hardest boss in the game

[@jaydendivens7217]

@@robertharp16 yea but by then he'll have gear that's ten times better then that

[@dadeamatic3772]

Jayden Divens It’s bittersweet how true that joke is. Like, I wanna laugh but cry at the same time thinking back to Skyrim and *every single daedric weapon*

[@bigmonke2524]

I made your comment 666

[@littleblueclovers]

“Pick anything you want!” “There are only 3 items” “We swap them out daily” “BRO JUST SHOW ME YOUR STORAGE”

[@zucchini_flowers]

Ahahahaha Animal Crossing logic right here

[@RatedRKO2024]

Broooooo

[@JeromeProductions]

Hahaha!

[@marocthekid4016]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYrIY5-DoL2Yn9k, wtf🤣

[@youhasbeenbooped.4232]

Definitely animal crossing. I’ve missed so many clothing and items that I’ve wanted but didn’t have the money for-

[@soap4854]

I was honestly surprised he didn't kill the vendor with the scabbard

[@daviscarl3766]

gonna be like the display sword

[@pi_za8214]

TDG Brooks same bruh

[@jeromemonteiro8062]

The vendor is High level tier he's too strong for him

[@boredathome4285]

The merchant could unsheathed the weapon that means he is higher level than the player 😁

[@DANTENARUTO557]

He couldn't reach the vender through the indestructible shop table. Can't jump it or go around either.

[@Kizaran77]

The idle animation of the NPC is on-point.

[@lockinn-8612]

"if it's NOT equippable why does that even exist?!" "It makes the weapons shop look like a weapons shop" *Everyone felt that*

[@k_popbey]

I've been creasing over this line 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@1ksubswithoutvideoschallen925]

I-I---I am speechless

[@chloec.8077]

PlayBoii- Jayy YUP

[@4everlo447]

I FELT THIS BRO!!!!!

[@deepninejones13]

*Grand swords and armor on display* "Sorry, we only sell a shank, a wooden sword and trash can lid here"

[@NubianChild]

“Just for display not an equippable Item” Can’t even list how Many games Have those

[@hugofontes5708]

So many literally say that as a joke it ain't even a joke anymore

[@Taiski-c9u]

Bro I hate that so much

[@WBZ_King]

Fax

[@ckeekyzekey]

I KNOW, just look at the hammer and saw on the crafting table in Minecraft

[@whydoihavesomanysubscriber9729]

Yea, heres a video showing why they do that, its really interesting actually kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@nubularconniption3939]

I’d adore a series of videos with this character in this game.

[@letmestressyouout4041]

Yeeessss me to

[@Monochrome2004]

i'd adore a whole game plot (not too complex of course) in a series of videos with recurring characters

[@trublgrl]

What happens in a tavern in an RPG: "Hey can we get some drinks, and some steaks or chops, we just killed a Lich!" "What do you need food or drink for? There's a guy with a quest who wants to talk to you."

[@KGreen-wz5xr]

I want to know how his girl is gonna beat the evil villain that’s to op That video was Hilarious

[@stepesochosen]

You don’t have to be a Christian to watch this kzbin.info/www/bejne/lWi6pnqHrdOCg7s

[@BBBness]

The way the shop keep went from 100% basic NPC to welf-aware to smug "what's wrong" is amazing.

[@BozzLightyr]

"Fine, can I sell this sword back?" "Sure. I can give you 500 for it."

[@josephmoorison2200]

This right here...

[@EF-wy3di]

They be giving you GameStop prices

[@jiglesias93]

He'd probably have to call in expert first

[@IAMvonte-2518]

Damn 500? It cost 80k 😂😂😂

[@frosty9852]

Gamestop be like

[@omegaslayer]

For a low level character, he was saving a LOT of red gems right there.

[@mrosskne]

most rpgs, nothing is worth buying

[@jack6478]

Red gems, not gold

[@Ecyeyr]

He had 800,000 red gems. He bought a sword for 80,000 red gems. He now has 720,000 red gems. If he can't use the sword just buy the boxing gloves. Both boxing gloves combined are 170,000 red gems. He could grind up with the boxing gloves. And he'd still have 650,000 red gems, which is a lot for a level 12 warrior.

[@kaisan-null]

yea but its still funny and thats all that matters

[@wonder3569]

That's actually smart cuz when u reach a higher level u won't have to wory about money

[@charlock593]

Caleb: bends his butter knife Also Caleb: “I have an idea...”

[@JayDoPluto]

Yeee 😎

[@purplefire3377]

How do you bend a butter knife

[@BlackwoodManor]

@@purplefire3377 You're not a high enough level to know... 👀

[@PaydenGc]

Eli R .......: s

[@DerAltruist]

@@purplefire3377 the butter was cold

[@ruthie8785]

It never ceases to murder me how well he can do those npc looped animations

[@csmlegend3704]

lmaooo when the merchant starts bobbing his head slightly

[@crystalraider5785]

Idle animation bro hahaha

[@58209]

caleb has mastered the lost art of irl idle animations: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZepgoeqlNOegK8

[@Dandiggas]

Hahaha! That took me out

[@dc1939]

Its little details like this that bring these to the next level.

[@frankiematosmusic]

"let me sell it back" "okay, I'll buy it from you for 10,000 red gems." "But you JUST sold it to me for 80,000!" "okay, 5,000 red gems"

[@LightandDarknessLion]

Truly the GameStop of RPGs.

[@thatjuicyboi8516]

wait...no YOU SAID THE PRICES DONT CHANGE!

[@uncensoreddill1561]

LightandDarknessLion W

[@Max-gy5rp]

@@thatjuicyboi8516 When you're purchasing them. When you're selling them, they'll bargain your ass until *you're* paying *them* to take your garbage and/or too high level items

[@niklasschmidt3610]

"But because you are a regular customer, a friend, the hero that saved my family from death and my business from bankruptcy and because you're the choosen one to free kingdom I'll buy this for 10,100 red gems"

[@kalaski734]

“How am I supposed to eat?” “... Are you injured?” “... No...” “Whatcha need food for?” my gosh but honestly though.

[@MasterValan]

We saw it too

[@adityarathi8803]

It's good he didn't buy that though, or he wouldn't be able to use it and be totally broke at the same time.

[@aiz2162]

Hunger is an illusion.

[@eghoseisiramen1892]

@@aiz2162 yee till u die

[@kalaski734]

ImaNamekianBoi congrats

[@Beta-pw5rq]

Y’all ever notice how the right one is more expensive because most ppl are right handed?

[@Senseirey]

“Prices never change in this game” *I felt that*

[@B-Side.72]

*Raises Charisma*

[@1ksubswithoutvideoschallen925]

Youre not alone

[@michaelcao]

0% inflation is incredible

[@yukiangel7203]

Pathologic tho

[@ComicRelief31]

Merchant: Are you injured? Player: no Merchant: then what do you need food for? Me: Valid

[@adedaraadeloro5603]

Minecraft vibes

[@hezowrld]

@@adedaraadeloro5603 u run out of sttamina in minecraft, ion think that applies to this lmaoo

[@noobnoob9557]

SlumpVevo But you can heal yourself by eating to full hunger bar, and you die if you dont have any hunger bars

[@F-Lambda]

Don't be silly, you use potions to heal! Food is for pre-fight buffs!

[@adedaraadeloro5603]

@Nathan jones If you hurt yourself in Minecraft, and you have no portions, you won't heal unless your hunger bar is full, ain't that right?

[@Coltingtons]

plot twist: he couldn't unsheathe the sword because he was inside a building

[@faithharris3372]

That's what I thought he was gonna say😆

[@overdrive8808]

😂😂😂

[@jayrep5562]

Lmao 😂

[@ninjafam5031]

Professor Oak syndrome: You can’t use specific items indoors, not because it would be reckless, but because a voice tells you that you can’t every time you try it.

[@BooksToAshes]

Professor Oaks words will always haunt me whenever I tried using a bike indoors. Damn it dude above me beat me to it 5 seconds earlier than me lol

[@ChrisCarson_]

That sad piano music fits every sad moment in life

[@qanh96]

Equip Sandal: + 1 Physical Damage. +20 Psychological Damage. *Unique Ability: Childhood Trauma Provocation - Confused Status

[@hewhobattles8869]

Augment: 40% chance of activating parental beserker rage when taking taking damage above 19 hp. NOTE: Can only be used once per battle.

[@jonathanpeterson2067]

I think you mean + 80 physical damage

[@dumbleking5172]

+500% dmg if used by Asian

[@ghizghuth2088]

*Can also be used as a retrievable ranged weapon in it's alternative mode*

[@dokoas]

@@dumbleking5172 and lvl 1000 if African

[@The_New_Sean]

Plot Twist: He couldn't unsheath the sword because he was still in the shop.

[@sw-4733]

XD

[@blacktexas2186]

🤣🤣🤣

[@pencillo1]

Lmao

[@sw-4733]

LOL

[@sw-4733]

xd 😂

[@GokuOG]

Then when you ACTUALLY reach that level you find out how bad it is lol

[@iminyomomsbed]

So true, if you get a high level weapon that's locked at an earlier part of the game, it definitely sucks compared to weapons that you unlock when you actually reach that level😂😂

[@theraginginfernape9496]

I fucking felt this

[@pi_za8214]

UntamedGoku **everyone felt that**

[@IronicHavoc]

@@iminyomomsbed I can think of some exceptions, but traditionally yeah, default stuff isn't that good

[@1ksubswithoutvideoschallen925]

@@iminyomomsbed shadow fight 2- Blood Reaper

[@CDoggo22]

"Look at you... STUPID" kills me two years later

[@zr0152]

Merchant: no refunds STUPID Player: *loading from last checkpoint...*

[@AsasinoManik]

Underrated comment.

[@ccdnckjns2609]

Get this comment uppppp!!!

[@hiddensinix2767]

Then it turns out the auto save after you bought it saved over your only file and the closest save was an hour ago

[@zeobide]

@@hiddensinix2767 Dont do this to me. This brings back so many unpleasant memories.

[@alakazamlover4908]

Autosave: allow me to introduce myself

[@justincoloma3721]

“Left glove costs 80 000 gems while the right one costs 90 000 gems” Merchant: *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.*

[@karmaanddiscord8914]

Leftys get no slack.

[@xtreamdream439]

90 000

[@riakkoas8638]

Isnt it the other way ?

[@justscrollinginthecomments7930]

it’s cause more people dominant with their right hand 😆

[@lead_tv]

@@justscrollinginthecomments7930 yes, we know

[@lepermessiah2011]

"Man, I'm so stupidt."

[@rubenvegas7926]

Jayden McDow tell me how I haven’t played rb2 in 8 years but I knew it was rb2 by the time the video was at 0:01

[@vindiesel682]

Yea No u didn’t

[@kirank287]

Ok

[@elvisgandane2080]

1100th

[@pungoblin9377]

Use a comma instead of a period at the end when using quotes.

[@KingGresh]

"It looks so e-QUIPT-able..." Felt that in my soul 😭

[@latt.qcd9221]

*tries to return it* Shop owner: "I'll give you 80RP for it."

[@Free-yr3iw]

RG*

[@NoVideosFound0]

Gamestop-level returns right there.

[@Ultimascale4]

Damn what you said hits home because that's my experience man...bought a hammer with all my money (ingame currency) $12,000and I found out it's trash,tried selling they bought it from me for $80...WTF.(I grinded for 6hrs to get to the 12k) sigh

[@e3.14c4]

@@NoVideosFound0 I read gemstop send help

[@stillfree98__60]

Everybody gangsta till you can't run cause you carrying too many items

[@bestcommentuwilleverseeiny5220]

StillFree98 __ Link: "Is this bunny hood a joke to you?"

[@heyyou9137]

Everybody gangsta till everyone realise that this joke formate is unfunny overused garbage

[@drummergurl99]

Love this 🤣🤣

[@aaaamxr]

FR Tho!!! I like how Geralt runs perfectly and really fast with 79.8 kg out of 80kg space and then once i put on a 200gram bandana and he starts walking as slow as a snail.

[@godtitan2896]

Horror/rpg games be like that when something chasing you but you can't run because oh wups inventory full

[@_Arkane]

“You’re level 12” *pulls out phone* Great, he’s playing the mobile version....

[@pomorosea]

what's wrong with the mobile version??

[@raymundoraymond4051]

@@pomorosea mobile ports of certain RPGs (and basically every other game) are just sleezy recycled crap with some exceptions. These range from "not as good as the original" to "a barely playable pay to play game filled with microtransactions"

[@wasabi5932]

@@pomorosea mobile games are very limited not to mention crappy

[@moth8775]

@@wasabi5932 Art of war Global conflict.

[@kiro253]

@@moth8775 actually pretty p2w

[@bluedarth2987]

😅 Also RPG Logic: Buy the weapon for 80,000 , then go back to the forest and destroy a random loot box and find the same one on your level with an additional perk...

[@SalemKFox]

Imagine how stupid he's really gonna feel when he finds that very same weapon in the next dungeon, FOR FREE.

[@jcs3146]

That shit drives me insane

[@imperialsarcasm]

Ohhhhh this hurts my soulllll

[@charlesstarkey205]

Too true, man. Too true.

[@matthew1420]

But still gotta use the broken dagger

[@jazybomber]

RIGHT?!?

[@FraglessJ]

"Are you injured?" "No" "Then what you need food for?"

[@jackpada7015]

*minecraft intensifies*

[@Me-zt1gk]

Limit Breaker Swag. if that isnt some of those Pokémon I- 💀💀

[@Perth-is]

Skyrim :')

[@143mp.h]

Jack Pada lmao you could even see his nether portal’s reflection in his tv

[@shortboi_l]

Obviously for when he gets injured lol 😂

[@pelagiushipbone7968]

If it was Skyrim: “Uh can I get it for 20% off” “I’m trying to run a business here!” “Okay what about 70% off” “You got yourself a deal” *Speech 100*

[@midnitestate]

Nah dude just put a bucket over his head 😂

[@ashmax3228]

@@midnitestate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@leroyrodgers6089]

Yaaaasss

[@aceofshades4928]

@@midnitestate or crouch directly behind him😂

[@rodjjt7742]

If this was Skyrim you could kill that merchant for talking all that junk.

[@felixdogan6776]

After two years still my favorite skit man

[@jace2148]

“You can’t unSHEATHe that blade, can you?”

[@adammegh1022]

A higher level word 😅

[@pigeonette1]

300th like

[@vaselini]

“are you injured?” “no” “then what do you need food for?”

[@trippinhard250]

Gold

[@nutella_wewerehere]

Aaryan Bisen I don’t believe you need food for Gold. (A joke, of course)

[@TheHellBoy05]

"How am I supposed to eat" "Are you injured?" "Nou?" "Then what do you need food for?" This resonated with me. This is so real

[@Lh0000]

It’s also so accurate, when on earth does an rpg character ever eat outside of battle?

[@tjaskew3065]

😂😂😂😂

[@achtsekundenfurz7876]

When cooking is more fun than eating. #justRPGthings

[@JesiAsh]

@@Lh0000 Fallout 4 Survival Difficulty.

[@genuinearity8790]

@@JesiAsh Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Legendary difficulty

[@tallcat2652]

And then when he finally meets the level requirement, he finds out the sword was the weakest weapon he could’ve gotten for his level…

[@ph4nt0m707]

Dear game developers: let the npc's talkshit. ~Sincerely: Gamers everywhere.

[@rouge-ish324]

Quicksaving...

[@miah2626]

gta has their shit together

[@osamaslive]

Red dead 2 those that

[@B1ackLotu5]

Dear developers let the playable character talk shit and respond XD

[@NovaStarr]

WoW npcs get a little spicy when rapid-click them too much.

[@darthinvaderzimm]

Would've been funny if he bought both boxing gloves, tried to equip them both at the same time and it says "You can only equip one weapon at a time"

[@the-oncomingstorm]

@Sc Vidéo go away self promoter.

[@mattai075]

Sc Vidéo No.

[@jgbubbles21]

@Sc Vidéo what?

[@taestott]

Need to unlock the dual wielding perk at lvl 25

[@TheJ1156]

Just put a bucket over his head and steal everything

[@FireyPhoenix1314]

Ah yes, the greatest skyrim technique..

[@JermainesIQ]

The freaking claw

[@VispurAi]

Best skyrim trick

[@heavysaber9431]

Everything's for sale here my friend, *everything* , if I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second _hahaha_ !

[@ruubenrajasoo9980]

Do the laugh Kawhi

[@alexcutie49]

I died at “go ahead and grind up with that little broken dagger you got”

[@tommy_noble]

Lmfao same

[@Lancer2004]

"Hey atleast I didn't save-" **Game successfully auto-saved!"

[@muhammadrakin420]

Underrated comment

[@txhmed0915]

These are the comments that should be on yt not fuk in Im lying down in bed like if you are too like why fish for likes?

[@Hennaflavoredwine]

@@muhammadrakin420 overrated comment

[@layalsaleh4103]

@@txhmed0915 godzilla had a stroke reading this and ducking died

[@meow-yq1tg]

this happens every time i play the sims 4 idk why it autosaves right when my sims die ;-;

[@aashiranwar3942]

When he reaches a high enough level to equip it, it's gonna turnout to be worse than some item he found in a cave or someshit

[@nadirwoodson9321]

100 percent guaranteed if proven wrong we will make you pay twice as much for it

[@jmanderson8801]

That actually happened to me in Assassin's Creed: Odyssey. Accidentally walked into Boeotia on my first visit to Megaris early on. Got a level 37 bow that I couldn't use, so I put it in my ship storage and forgot about it until I was level 45 and already a bow that was way better.

[@Shoxic666]

so the daedric items in skyrim? mace of molag bal? more like mace of make better shit at home.

[@peachcobbler641]

ALL THE FUCKING TIME

[@TundraBeats_]

EXACTLY! Why do games do this though? Its annoying having to earn the money to buy something and then having to spend a whole month to earn the right to use it

[@jessiewuzhere123]

"You can't unsheathe it, can you?" *He wasn't worthy*

[@roustance]

It was the sh*t eating smirk he had on his face with the "What's wrong?" line that got me.

[@skysngl]

The part where the merchant is the nicest guy even after being yelled at....Until the purchase is finished of course.

[@halimakimathi4189]

FACTS

[@brachmindunsparce6044]

Even in RPGs they got costumer service voice on point

[@Scrittus]

You forgot when he tries to steal an item and the merchant suddenly becomes the most unbeatable boss in the entire game.

[@carrots6249]

Final boss when you've already beaten the game: "I'm am the strongest, fear me" *instantly dies Shopkeeper when you accidentally steal an apple: *teleports behind you "* Omae wa mou shindeiru *"

[@psychopianist630]

@@carrots6249 "I'm am the strongest" The final boss may be the strongest but his grammar certainly isn't

[@spimuru5040]

"now you must pay the ultimate price!"

[@TheFinalGate_]

I was waiting for that lmao

[@Cheeser_bobeeser]

The merchant in links awakening be like:

[@surazal9377]

"Makes it LOOK like a weapons shop." Damn that hurts.

[@KritzKookiesTF2]

OOOOOOIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKK

[@thefoxunleashed939]

That's literally the master sword for like half the Zelda games it just sits in the grove and makes the forest a pitch white maze

[@rysokoimashura7072]

Ploy twist: he can use the sword, just he can't pull out weapons in buildings.

[@Jaymovindiff]

“Looks so..... equippedable” his vocabulary is crazy 😂

[@johnsherfey3675]

@True4 Anime rushed fan translations though.

[@Mike-my7uf]

This vocabulary would be crazy in conversation but in comedy it is genius.

[@kelvintraylor7551]

Equippedable😂

[@davids3579]

“can i barter?” “yes, but your barter skill is not a high enough level”

[@zonamaster4763]

You don't have enough CHA and your appearance status is ugly.

[@yaboinxtdoor]

💀

[@ConcurrentSoap]

Im your 666th like and I've come for your soul

[@davids3579]

Operation Cwal shit i aint even think i got 2 likes

[@ConcurrentSoap]

@@davids3579 I came back and now you're at 777. You got lucky this time.

[@DeepFriedChumChum]

And then when you try to sell a high level weapon, they are like here’s five red gems

[@sidneysoup5969]

You spelled 2 gems wrong

[@justinr1513]

@@sidneysoup5969 you spelled 5 sticks wrong

[@zenni_boii]

@@justinr1513 game stop: 😥

[@glatykoffi6672]

I swear, everything is expensive but just for you

[@grefsteel3989]

lol facts. I have about the same exact comment.

[@vivieneochavillo1438]

0:23 tbh the slipper is the most powerful than all of these other weapons, Asian people like me especially know this

[@openproblem3819]

You think he's frozen in shame at the end when really the player rage quit...

[@hewhobattles8869]

Either that or reset the game. I didn't see any autosave icon anywhere

[@thalmoragent9344]

@@hewhobattles8869 It's like Skyrim, does it automatically maybe, who knows

[@luneelyn]

Let's see how many Subs I can get from this comment! Current Subs: 86

[@ttravis10]

*establishing connection*

[@lilchristuten7568]

Game_mod_shop_owner_murder.exe loading...

[@Lucky_3443]

The shopkeeper is max level if he able to use everything. He’s a god.

[@ItsMeBluu]

but when someone attacks him he'll pull out a dagger or a pistol

[@mrcopo804]

@@ItsMeBluu or something like the shopkeeper from Link's Awakening where if you steal something he hits you with an insta-kill laser gun

[@ItsMeBluu]

Quirky Puff right lol

[@YourOnlyHero]

...data drain..

[@rosebud363]

Yes shopkeeper can destroy the final boss with one hit UWU

[@alymationz7908]

Me : buys a rare item with all my money Also me : *finds it in a chest after 10 seconds*

[@awesomeone1784]

and it only sells for a quarter to half of the price

[@minhmeo9506]

Damn, it's fucking hurt :(

[@felipenegron3091]

Skyrim every time

[@eljefe9140]

*Finds a better one*

[@SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC]

Everyone knows that, after a certain point, the only reason for going to shops is to sell all the lower-level stuff piling up in your inventory.

[@jakerockznoodles]

I remember playing a gamebook where it just turns out merchants have incredible powers. You meet one travelling about and get the option to attack him. If you pick this option, the book basically just says "How do you think _he_ survives to do trade in a place like this?! He lifts a finger and blasts you to oblivion" 😂

[@artshop8732]

*THE MOST ANNOYING PART IS WHEN THE CURRENCY COSTS REAL MONEY INSTEAD OF BASIC INGAME COINS*

[@joshchargez4511]

Them merchants be flexin with high quality gold or themed based armours but it costs like $100.00.

[@SairinEarthsea]

So mobile and EA?

[@joshchargez4511]

@@SairinEarthsea exactly.

[@swel4275]

@@aryansant AE

[@bigtoblerone8446]

Don't... Play "games" like that then...

[@marlowefinley-brown5817]

Is no one else concerned that the merchant COULD unsheathe the sword.

[@blackbluealexv2]

The merchant is a former high level adventurer

[@jmal]

@@blackbluealexv2 Until he took an arrow to the knee. Apologies for the dead meme; I'll show meself out.

[@SpaghettiGod34]

Jun Malabanan I think we all can allow a dead meme every now and then so I’ll give you a pass

[@TonkarzOfSolSystem]

Shopkeepers are often high level to make stealing harder.

[@out_into_space]

Or the fact the merchant isn’t a kill able character and posses no threat other then swords that are to high level

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Why does that exist?" "It makes a shop look like a weapons shop" That made me laugh harder than it should've

[@justsomeguywithamustache6933]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache I've come to bargain (This will continues forever for every time i met your comment)

[@mohamedelhediissa289]

@@justsomeguywithamustache6933 bruh... You can't bargain in this game 😂

[@PirateKingRoger-x1y]

Even here bro? How can I escape you?

[@michaelmorena2553]

Hello again 😏

[@murderbladestrangleperson7431]

@@PirateKingRoger-x1y go to a pimple popping video or some other random shit

[@adminaccess8713]

“Are you injured?” “No.” “Then what do you need food for?”

[@0Not_Important0]

Level 99 : “Pfft! You’ll never be near good enough to take on the challenge! Get lost kid!” Level 100 : “Wow, you look tough, yeah of course you can take part in the challenge”

[@julienbrightside8635]

I mean, to be fair, you don't give out drivers licenses to people who almost pass the drivers test.

[@0Not_Important0]

@@julienbrightside8635 True but if their close then you don’t act like they’ll never be able to drive

[@ultrazappy7815]

No, Julien is right. Think about it. In most games, you reach a new "level" after achieving a *certain amount of experience.* You have to look at it progression-wise. The reason why you are level 99 is because you lack the experience to attain the next level in your career as an adventurer. And it is rare that NPCs say "you'll never get there", they'll just tease for being wet behind the ears, but that is about it.

[@lsw_kingsin9205]

@@ultrazappy7815 tease? wet? what you talking bout bru

[@ultrazappy7815]

@@lsw_kingsin9205 I was referring to NPCs joking about your player character being underleveled. Games tend to tend to make them go "haha, look at this little runt! he'll never be good enough!" and then their jaws hit the floor when you clear a dungeon. And "wet behind the ears" is an expression that means lacking in experience.

[@Man-O-Little-Tan]

"Are you injured" "No" "Whatcha need food for"

[@noobler8394]

"Temporary stats boost duh"

[@maximutatro3176]

Dark souls logic

[@grimm3698]

@@noobler8394 monster hunter in a nutshell

[@deltawarrior2323]

Darkest dungeon

[@Grape-FruitEdits]

"This the ONLY weapon better then the other ones??"

[@xraydoge5430]

Should’ve been like: Caleb: Can I sell it back to you? Merchant: yes.... but for 8000 red gems Caleb: *I BOUGHT IT FOR 80,000*

[@capedbaldie8386]

Shoulda been 20

[@scan4707]

More like 80 red gems

[@yep1486]

0

[@AchmedComedy_]

This is an RPG vendor fam, not GameStop! Lol

[@tomatotom984]

Best i can do is a potato

[@mitchellslate1249]

When he fights back about his level in light of what he is done...bless you sir you just got where my RPG designing heart sees the flaw of leveling

[@TheSlayer43]

“Go grind up with that little broken dagger”

[@EggsBakin]

Lmao calling the butter knife a dagger tho 😂