RPG Story: Chadwick Strongpants

This story is from a game of Mutants and Masterminds, which is another tabletop RPG like Dungeons and Dragons, but it focuses on making superheroes instead of an adventurer. This story is about my brother and getting him into tabletop RPGs and that one time he couldn't make a superhero in time for the game, but I made one for him instead. Enjoy!
Music Credits: "Sunshine Samba" from the KZbin Library

[@msthecommentator2863]

*leaves his brother for three turns in the void while he has an epic battle* *pesters his brother to play tabletops with him* *gives his brother a useless as hell character when he understandably shows disinterest* "WHY won't you play with me?!"

[@esppupsnkits4560]

MsTheCommentator well, the brother didn’t really help himself either since he crapped all over ben about it before he ever played a single game with him. My sister would do the same to me and I’d do the same to her because it’s normal sibling crap

[@finchhawthorne1302]

Sibling it’s what we do to each other.

[@forkdorksspeedpaints8130]

Siblings obviously

[@kyuven]

See, I my brother tried to play tabletop with me once. He did things like "pick a class" and "say what he wanted to do" Ben's brother probably just said "Eh, whatever" and sat around diddling his phone.

[@megamania7106]

Someone's an only child

[@chrisnewfield4853]

"I'm a pacifist, why would I have a thermal detonator?" Because it's one less thermal detonator that someone else who's gonna use it will have

[@GamePandaXXL]

That's the logic that leads you to the path of being a Serial Killer to reduce the amount of possible killers in the world

[@demonprincess5714]

light yagami, is that you?

[@Bustermachine]

I mean, it's an adventure in the Star Wars universe, it's very possible you'll come across a situation where a compact explosive is the perfect tool to like, clear some rocks, or trade with Jawas.

[@commanderstorm8874]

No clearly it’s so that you can throw it and blame someone else who murders others

[@Sarah12471]

@@Bustermachine or as a threat to blow it up if they don't come quietly

[@maskedkara8019]

Ben: Makes weird characters for his brother and leaves his character stranded in space several times. Will: Doesn't want to play Ben: *Surprised Pikachu face*

[@JMandJJ7797]

Honestly yeah it feels like Ben is in the wrong here. Definitely textbook examples of how not to DM a campaign

[@JGT-yd2wx]

Funny story, yes. Good instance of GMing, not at all! While yes his brother said he wanted the most boring, worst superhero ever, that doesn't mean give him NO superpowers, it means just make another superman. Because he's pretty boring. Also for the Star Wars game, we let rules be broken for reasons. So people can have fun and not be stuck in space for eternity.

[@deboraluz27]

Will has every right to hate ttrpgs if THIS was his first experience with it

[@Sarah12471]

Wrong order of events bucko, first Will got stuck in the depths of space, then the turtle friends campaign happened, then the chadwick strongpants happened

[@trevorpayne8674]

Will: "A gnome monk sounds terrible!" *Becomes the most iconic Puffin character* *Appears for 3 campaigns* Me: Yeah, i agree with Will

[@zidanetribal1406]

I think Abserd is more iconic personally. Mi’chele is a close second though.

[@lunatheluma3804]

Zidane Tribal YOU ARE PERMANENTLY INVISIBLE?

[@cameronhumphreys2309]

trevor payne Sam Reigal: A Halfling Bard? Sounds useless, I want that one. It’s funny how often terrible sounding characters become the most beloved.

[@gremlinwc8996]

WHAT ABOUT ABSERD, THE GREATEST STRONGEST SMARTIST FASTEST GOODEST HERO IN ALL OF EXISTENCE

[@IcoOst]

Since I started playing Call of Cthulhu I apply the same philosophy to characters in other RPGs as I do in CoC, I make a character, and not stats, the other rpg I play is shadowrun, where if you know how, you can make quite the OP character, but instead I go more for something that would live in a world like that, I play a japanese fire mage, I can make lasers (in shadowrun mostly useless), control fire and making food out of thin air, so most of the time I eat, smoke cigarettes and drink out of my little cantine of high proof alcohol...and get my ass kicked, its really fun to play, but he is no where as skilled as my past characters

[@JayF2912]

"Slavery's legal... _somewhere_ " - *Lawful Evil Oath of Conquest Paladin*

[@ElliWoelfin]

Not what Lawful means, even for the sake of a joke.

[@JayF2912]

@@ElliWoelfin are you genuinely trying to tell us that slavery was never legal? Or are you not understanding the fact that it says slavery's _legal, somewhere_ ? Either way, your kinda wrong...

[@ElliWoelfin]

I missed what you were saying for one, but I was more referring to the fact that Lawful does not necessarily refer to law-abiding.

[@JayF2912]

@@ElliWoelfin lawful /ˈlɔːfʊl,ˈlɔːf(ə)l/ adjective conforming to, permitted by, or recognized by law or rules. "it is an offence to carry a weapon in public without lawful authority" Key word here is conforming to

[@IPAWS2018]

@@JayF2912 According to the 5e Players Handbook, Lawful mostly means that the character holds themselves to some form of code.

[@NC0585]

4:30 I love the idea of a sniper whose damage is so high that it causes localized earthquakes wherever the shot lands but has the accuracy of an OG stormtrooper.

[@ATFPredator]

Gaige with max stacks on BL2.... "If I hit you, it's gonna HURT!!!!"

[@cassuttustshirt4949]

Hey, those stormtroopers on the Death star were ordered to miss, because of the crew of the Millennium Falcon had to get back to the ship, so that they could fly away so the tracking beacon would work and give away the Rebel base. Shooting a few guys vs. finding the rebel base...you can see where Imperial commanders went. They weren't stupid. And if they were, Darth Vader would choke them to death while making fun of them.

[@animusharmony9092]

Chad wick? More like SCP

[@ThatGuy-zh7jl]

@ATFPredator "God help you all if I actually HIT something!"

[@micahphilson]

Cassuttus Only problem with that is every single other time the Troopers fought, when they also missed just as often. Sure, when he says "I want them alive", they're not going to shoot to kill, but fighting Ewoks on the forest moon?

[@thunderdrae7749]

I think it would be funny if Chadwick just had intense intimidation abilities, so he can't do anything, but everybody is so afraid of him they flail around and accidentally kill themselves

[@yuvalgabay1023]

Or high luck

[@merchantziro4285]

@@yuvalgabay1023 Why not both?

[@jesseroach7978]

So he's king from one punch man

[@Kfroguar]

Ah, the dread pirate Roberts approach

[@Guuuun_]

Lol the man has the scp logo

[@ethanpeterson5640]

"You have no weaknesses because you're equally terrible at everything!" Is it wrong that I genuinely want to play that character?!

[@lolloblue9646]

Same

[@danielhaycroft1597]

definitely

[@ecogreen123]

2 things. 1. nope, its not wrong. 2. i love the idea of a character like CHADWICK STRONGPANTS!

[@sineadthomas2024]

I would play the character, but with one big change. I’d give myself ranks in whatever is used to persuade people (charisma). I’d play him like Gilderoy Lockheart where he pretends he’s great even though he’s bad at everything.

[@lolloblue9646]

@@sineadthomas2024 yes please! Give 'em expertise in Deception and Persuasion (not intimidation cos Lockhart is about as scary as a Cocker Spaniel)

[@seanical1694]

When I was hearing about the guy who dumped all his xp into the hangar all I could think of was: "My superpower is money."

[@Prince_Smugarina]

So that's how "Kaibaman" was born, eh?

[@merchantziro4285]

Also worked for Iron Man and Lex Luthor

[@kaelim888]

@@Prince_Smugarina 'I'm the Goddamn Kaibaman!'

[@bluefoxy6478]

Batman in a nutshell.

[@neoanimefreak_7606]

"Superpower? Hah! I don't need a superpower" *snaps fingers and a few guys appear out of nowhere with body armor and laser rifles*

[@wolfwind9658]

Given his experience, his opinion seems valid from his point of view.

[@klosnj11]

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[@mediaflare]

Yeah PF kinda was a dick to his brother in the last lol

[@Napalm30308]

You introduce him to a game where he sits out of the main session for hours, and then fuck with him when you actually do get him to play M&M with you. Yeah, congrats PF, he's not a spoilsport you just kinda ruined his experience? It's really disappointing when I see people turn others off from what might be a fantastic hobby like this.

[@kingofgames1220]

@@wolfwind9658 no it isn't. That's a horrible trope.

[@Suicider12]

@@Napalm30308 Totally agreed, this isn't how you get people to like or want to play your games. If you actively make the experience worse for them, why would they want to play? He even was going to come early to make his character, but Ben told him not to and gave him a crap character who did nothing.

[@ChibiKami]

>no bonuses >no stats >no powers >feared by his enemies and highly rumored so King from One Punch Man

[@williamlai29]

Hey! That's not true. King has an ability when he's threaten his heart beat really fast, in fact so fast that people around him can hear it. It's called the *King's Engine*.

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

False. King does have a superpower. It's called "coincidentally being in the same area as Saitama during monster attacks".

[@lapislazuli9961]

@@williamlai29 That's not an ability that's just him being a coward

[@lapislazuli9961]

I was about to post this and then realized someone inevitably had already. Called it.

[@williamlai29]

@@lapislazuli9961 No normal human can vibrate their heart to an extend where others in the vicinity can hear it.

[@user-oe9yz2wn9n]

I find it hilarious that Chadwick didn't actually do anything to the Gangsters. You made it sound like they all killed themselves by means of friendly fire. I love that story.

[@Jebu911]

I guess he had the ultimate luck superpower

[@MasterZebulin]

Intimidation +50

[@professorhaystacks6606]

@@Jebu911 "Luck isn't a super power" "Actually, it is"

[@justnoob8141]

Professor Haystacks I like how Domino is the only one in the team to going smooth like sliding on a wet ceramic bathroom floor

[@KingNedya]

@@professorhaystacks6606 My dad actually had a Mutants and Masterminds character like that, where his whole power was that he could manipulate probability, so he could just make stuff happen, giving the appearance of extreme luck.

[@faishiro5009]

Wait. Will is THAT monk?! The one who did drugs and lost the Mourneblade?

[@th3rasave]

That just makes the whole situation even more... ...ABSERD

[@Welcometohaileyshardware]

Hey do you guys hear something

[@mrgladiator2642]

@@Welcometohaileyshardware (I warned you)

[@pppoopoo4880]

That’s a plot twist I wouldn’t expect

[@KR-wl5yd]

Yes it is

[@jiriseidl4376]

“I want to play someone totally useless” Praise, to little Wallace, praise, to the hero of Parnast!!

[@OnlineFastball]

Abserd, the man of culture has my vote

[@jiriseidl4376]

Wade Hedgpeth But Abserd isn’t useless! He can be traded for hostages!

[@DracoDovakiin]

Everything about this post is amazing

[@MattHew-rq8zw]

Too powerful my friend, too powerful for the D&D World. @@filipferencak2717

[@marksmith8079]

Wallace can be taken as a hostage @@jiriseidl4376

[@joekj4726]

Based on your Chadwick strongpants cutscene, I thought you dumped all his points into intimidation. So he wasn't competent in anything, but everyone is terrified of him

[@captainmaim]

zero abilities, zero powers, zero skills, maximum reputation. DOCTOR USELESS!

[@daxterd7312]

"He thinks he can take us down? OF COURSE HE CAN!!" I'm going to find a point to use that line in one of my campaigns.

[@ShadowManV3]

i actually love the guy who made himself nick fury like lol

[@weckar]

In the process of telling the story, I thought that was his brother. This story was rather incoherent.

[@garykelley9027]

@@weckar 10 minutes of backstory for a 3-minute story on how he was a dick to his brother. Top notch. ;) Will still get my thumbs up though.

[@warpzone8421]

Honestly? Give that guy Chadwick Strongpants to work with. He'll end up with pre-New 52 Amanda Waller. Absolutely zero powers. Gets results anyway. So badass she has a Batman Plan to take out Batman.

[@Earthenfist]

All part of Puffin's charm.

[@snowmexican8558]

Friend in a game of M&M made a planet destroying ship with headquarter rules for a space campaign. It was bonkers. Course I had a wrist blaster that not only you could not see, hear or feel but needed a 30 treatment roll to figure out how they died. That game is wack.

[@onnnn111]

"He never actually ended up playing the character" I WONDER WHY

[@chrislatam5423]

Why not? Its strong AF with the Aura

[@dr.prof.professionalphd4996]

Chris LATAM the aura wasn't official, the other players talked about it though.

[@merchantziro4285]

Why not, I'd play as him?

[@thedragonflyers6184]

I would love playing him

[@Dragonspirit223]

I'll be honest... I'd love to roleplay that, it'd be even better if the other PCs DIDN'T know he had no powers.

[@damyenhockman5440]

Once for mutants and masterminds I made a character for the lowest tier of play, and poured all the points into immortality at the highest level. I had a little left over for a rank or two of martial arts stuff, and that was it. I said he was a citizen of Pompeii, and discovered his power when Vesuvius erupted, only recently being dug up. He spent all that time alone, unable to eat, drink, or even breathe, his madness causing him to forget almost everything, and had to learn a new language just to explain that. While buried, he ended up referring to himself as Vesuvius. All that FOR THE LOWEST POSSIBLE TIER OF PLAY. This was a street level person, who would take on guys oof the caliber of daredevil or Jessica Jones. But even Galactus level characters couldn't kill him. Mutants and masterminds can get really absurd.

[@Oswin2642]

So you made a failed Deadpool. A guy that is unkillable, by nearly every means you could possibly imagine, and has gone insane. Only your character can’t defend himself or kill anyone

[@hayuseen6683]

@@Oswin2642 You say he can't kill anyone, but his opponents only have to be unlucky or have one vulnerability. He has infinite retries to test their luck/vulnerabilities. Assuming he doesn't get imprisoned again.

[@SodaPopBarbecue]

You mean ABSERD.

[@celestialtree8602]

Chadwick Strongpants actually sounds hilarious if done right. The only exceptional thing about him is that everyone believes that the one and only Chadwick Strongpants is super powerful. Bandits: "OH NO IT'S CHADWICK STRONGPANTS! WE'RE DOOMED!" Chadwick: "Uh, no, I'm just a normal guy, you don't need to-" Bandits: **half of them die to friendly fire** Chadwick: "every goddamn time."

[@Ben-jl2rh]

Thats just King from One Punch Man

[@Jadguy24]

It’s King from One Punch Man aka the world’s Strongest man, or the guy that keeps getting credit for Saitama’s heroics

[@lsswappedcessna]

"and Dexter, the serial killer" Every crime fighting gang needs someone experienced with forensic science!

[@alecchristiaen4856]

personally, i'm more hung up about the invisible frog

[@monstercuevas9857]

I would play dexter the serial killer any day

[@lunatheluma3804]

Ynnel?! "No don't shoot him! That will instantly get led to us you moron!"

[@whiterabbit75]

Honestly, it sounds like a typical superhero game lineup to me. I once played a tanuki shapechanger while someone else in the same game was playing a Warhammer 40K space marine.

[@akakios7386]

@@whiterabbit75 Well who else is gonna bring the heavy flamer?

[@Theocrates]

I know it’s “Willy-wan Kenobi” but every time I heard “Willy Wonka-nobi”

[@CaptainDCap]

Because that's the joke.

[@foldedphoenix4385]

@@CaptainDCap it had better have been.

[@Sarah-pp3ww]

My kid, “What would grappling plus healing be?” A very loving octopus?

[@BlueFireDrakka]

healing hugs

[@Sarah-pp3ww]

@@BlueFireDrakka I’m looking forward to sharing that!

[@caodogao4327]

@@BlueFireDrakka Cutest superpower, dude.

[@myself2noone]

Vulkan giving you a hug?

[@HighSpeedToffi]

CHADWICK STRONGPANTS, SO POWERFUL HE CAN OPEN THE PICKLE JAR IN ONE GO

[@seacucmbergirl5765]

So fast he can walk a mile in 15-20 minutes

[@apollomars1678]

@@seacucmbergirl5765 so genius, he can fill out his own tax papers. true superpower

[@KingNedya]

So charming, only half of the population avoids him.

[@HighSpeedToffi]

So wise, he could predict the weather 15 minutes in advance with a 90% accuracy

[@aidenhill2715]

So cunning, he knows the secret to taking candy from a baby

[@1256936]

Chadwick Strongpants actually seems really fun to play, you don't do anything but everyone THINKS your the strongest hero in the land so they flee

[@ZeroakaKira]

@@lucy3766 More like S-rank hero King since hercule is actually strong.

[@mullerpotgieter]

So literally King from One Punch Man

[@pshuckle7488]

@@mullerpotgieter But King is the strongest hero in the land.

[@AliceIsSleepy]

Presence 20

[@vaspeter2600]

@@ZeroakaKira Pardon my left bollock, King is *really* good at one thing. Intimidation.

[@TheLordHighNoob]

Wait, based on the intro of Chadwick Strongpants, you made King from One-Punch Man.

[@DrFunkman]

Stefan Massyn He should have the King’s Engine (which is just a really loud heartbeat)

[@renaissancenovice7202]

So good. Really though, the King Drive has potential, may need to repurpose it.

[@mrfox3739]

U r so right, I thought this instantly.

[@jorgewilliam7103]

@@DrFunkman Isn't King's Engine his teeth chattering?

[@mortus439]

@@jorgewilliam7103 nope, that's his heartbeat, his teeth are not chattering, at least in front of the enemy.

[@TheHiddenNinjaZach]

"You don't have any weaknesses, because you're equally terrible at everything!" my new life motto

[@gregg4174]

I am completely convinced that Ben put on a Princess Leia costume to try to convince his brother to play a game. That mental image is now burned into my brain, and it it glorious.

[@michaelr3226]

Have you ever heard of the Orc Thief? He put all his points into intimidation and none into stealth but it worked out alright in the end. Instead of rolling to see if the guards didn't see them, he rolled high on intimidation and would essentially go up to the guards and scream "YOU NO SEE GRONK" upon which the guards agreed that they did not see the giant orc thief running around.

[@ChemRevo]

Spoony had an Ork thief. When one guy laughed at him, he took out his club, K.O.ed in one swing. Took that guys gold and waited with a grin on his face.

[@comradeofallcorvids5056]

This made me laugh for a solid minute

[@JulianimeIsAmazing]

Yep, people see the word "Thief" and think "stealthy, cunning rogue", but it could just as easily mean "big, scary, armed mugger" or hell, "manipulative, overly-cautious office work embezzler". It's all about that creative flair you bring to your character that really makes them stand out in their role. "YOU NO SEE GRONK!" is my new favorite Thief reference.

[@susiearnold]

I actually suggested the idea of a rouge giant to my DM as a joke once he liked it and said he would consider it for a future boss, oops.

[@JulianimeIsAmazing]

There's the whole saying "you can't see the forest for the trees" or is it "you can't see the trees for the forest" that makes me think a rogue giant could actually work really well with Thief stealth if you take into account how unsuspecting one might be of a large tree in the middle of a forest, or if the ground shaking is too much of a giveaway, being concealed within a rockslide on a mountain could easily be the preferred method of theft from some sort o mountain giant bandit leader. Or perhaps how easily one could "pickpocket" by simply bumping into all sorts of people and stores and unassumingly steal during the ensuing mess of things and purses being knocked down without much of a thought given to the "sleight of hand" of a giant when one might, for example, run down a busy street and nab a purse and no one could notice simply because the giant's balled up fist conceals the stolen theft as they flee from the scene of the crime not even having been suspected because no one would have assumed such a blatant theft to occur from someone so large and easy to spot.

[@asbestosfish_]

_”the sadness” is the best way to describe Traditional gaming I’ve ever heard._

[@theguyman256]

"You're going to play Chadwick strongpants." Is that a threat or a promise?

[@Rexx2345]

Correct

[@TKDragon75]

Michelle the Gnome Monk seemed like one the most well played and best characters in D&D, did Will change inside at some point or something?

[@connorschultz380]

He became permanently invisible. That, is, character development, and he got a hat. (According to anime)

[@sarmeister1699]

69th noice

[@clivedoe9674]

Made a character completely based on luck. - Need to unlock a door? OH LOOK THE KEYCARD. - Hack a computer? OH LOOK THE PASSWORD IS ON THIS STICKY NOTE.. - Fight the main villian? WHOOPS I SLIPPED UNDER YOUR BLAST AND IT HIT A BUILDING AND SOME RUBBLE FELL DIRECTLY ON YOU.

[@cavareenvius7886]

So you made Domino?

[@alexlohrke488]

So basically you made Nagito Komeada

[@eggguy20]

So basically, what you're saying is that you made a build based on luck stat runs from Fallout New Vegas?

[@ForeverLaxx]

@@lucy3766 ...from Deadpool 2? She existed long before that.

[@xt01]

No it's called a luckamancer exists in most stories in varring strength; master chief, caboose, mihoshi, lots of main characters in story's r them

[@fredcole6844]

I was expecting every last one of his character points to be in his reputation. Like just a normal dude with 100 experience points in his rep.

[@trod146]

That's not how dnd works

[@anon2447]

@@trod146 but this is mutants and masterminds

[@shishio87]

That would be be King from Onepunch Man.

[@Unotuchable]

@@shishio87 Pretty much yeah, it'd actually be a pretty interesting character to play

[@MrAdannor]

Same. Rep, Intimidation, maybe even expand as some aura effects. Hell, if I was going to make a joke character like this, I'd allow him to break power caps just to be able to dump more points into the gimmick.

[@therandomninja5]

I think it would be a very interesting RP challenge to play as a character who isn’t at all special or strong but somehow has such an overwhelming reputation that he/she strikes fear in the hearts of his/her foes - like King from One Punch Man. The enemies would have to constantly make saving throws to avoid running away in fear. But the player has to maintain that reputation and be mindful that their actions don’t disrupt it!

[@merchantziro4285]

Or Hercule Satan from Dragon Ball

[@SuperBatSpider]

Will:I wanna be the most useless character, who sucks at everything, and can’t do anything Ben:Most I can do is a Gnome Monk Me:Orc Wizard

[@lockwoan01]

One moment - by Orc Wizard, do you mean the Volo's version? Reason is, while the Volo's version has a -2 penelty to Intelligence, the Eberron and Wildemount versions lack said penelty. On plus side, he can use his staff to knock some sense into people better than the other sorts (unless they too also have a +2 to strength, as most make that the dump stat for wizards).

[@SuperBatSpider]

Andrew Lockwood I do mean Volo’s It’s the only one with a star penalty and it’s a Wizard’s most important stat

[@lockwoan01]

@@SuperBatSpider Ah, welll - Still has a +2 to strength, can lift a heavier load than many other wizards, and is naturally Intimidating.

[@SuperBatSpider]

Andrew Lockwood Constitution bonus helps too. But I can’t think of a worse combination still. Edit:Any combo has some benefits

[@lockwoan01]

@@SuperBatSpider Only other one that might be an issue is putting a Kobold in a strength-based class, due to their -2 to strength, but even that can be worked around, when one puts the 15 there, and their +2 to Dexterity means that Mr. Barbarian (and Mr. Monk and other Dexterity-based classes) get a boost to their AC, any class that used Dexterity as their Dump Stat would get a 10 (standard stat point array) and thus a 0 modifier, and so on. And with Tasha's Cauldron of Everything coming out in a couple of months, that too might be remedied.

[@Rise7Fall9]

Chadwick Strongpants VS Abserd. Two equally useless characters... Who would win?

[@DiegoRaistlin]

abserd would win with his voice

[@Gloomdrake]

But Abserd can do everything moderately well, though. Chadwick can’t do anything

[@MaxBurnHeart]

The answer to this may be... quite absurd.

[@Rudevald]

Abserd wins due superior voice.

[@faraway8478]

I *CANNOT* believe you are indicating that anyone could beat the great Chadwick Strongpants, whose indomitable power makes even gods cower in fear.

[@JJLM45]

I understand why he calls it the darkness now

[@bastionunitb7388]

He's forced to play under the tyrannical rule of the horrible daemon only known as Ben

[@lazerninga]

I cast darkness

[@kvetchenfinks7044]

This video actually inspired my favorite character for any game ever. My friend was running mutants and Masterminds and I had watched this video with Chadwick strongpants so I built Rosebud. In this world, a famous superhero named rosebud was the strongest hero in the world but, unknown to the world, he died in a fight. Everyone assumed this random guy that was knocked unconscious during the fight and looked a little like Rosebud, was rosebud. So, he used this to become a powerful superhero with no powers other than the perception of him as this all powerful superhero. He played incredibly and was a blast all around so thank you Ben for that.

[@shonklebonkle324]

The amount of orphanages and puppy shelters together in these videos reminded me of the dog-welder and then i decided that the orphan-welder is a great character

[@michaelmccarty1327]

I might like to play as Chadwick Strongpants. I theorized a satirical character once called Everyman because he literally had no powers, didn't want to be a hero, but he shot a supervillain in self defense once and got famous for it. As such, he always looks at every perilous situation from the perspective of a regular person in a world without superheroes. Someone's robbing the bank? Everyman: Let's call the police. Orphanage on fire? Everyman: call the fire department, but in the future, make sure all public orphanages are held to a higher fire code standard to prevent such tragedies. Evil McNastyface is about to destroy the universe with his Doomsday device unless we give into his demands? Everyman: Hear out Evil McNastyface's demands, and negotiate down to something more reasonable on the grounds that even super villains kind of need to live in a universe. Despite not being very heroic, he often brought about safer, less ostentatious options to solving problems that other heroes would end up causing a big mess for if they tried to save the day. Everyman's the kind of guy who would likely side against the Incredibles in the aftermath of the Underminer fiasco. While I'm not saying he's always right to be that guy, he sometimes is!

[@astralman]

That's all great, but as someone who's into this kind of thing I feel compelled to bring up that villians that want to destroy the universe don't have demands and they either don't care about their own well-being or they happen to be a multiversal threat.

[@nolabratteig988]

So a bard

[@michaelmccarty1327]

@@nolabratteig988 Yeah, only without the charisma.

[@AzureIV]

There was a Batman: The Animated Series episode called 'The Man Who Killed Batman', where some random guy supposedly kills Batman and becomes a celebrity to villains.

[@ColonelSandersLite]

If Chadwick Strongpants could really be played so he gets shit *done* by the weight of his reputation alone... I would definitely play that.

[@Nintendoggy]

If the GM didn't interact or tried to activate your brother's Star Wars character for 3 session then it's no wonder he doesn't want to play with you anymore. The GM basically killed his interest in RPGs for good.

[@happykiller14]

Yeah but calling dnd "the sadness" is pretty lame

[@Nintendoggy]

@@happykiller14 I agree.

[@sechesin7111]

@@happykiller14 I mean if drifting helplessly for three sessions unable to do fuckall while everyone else is playing a game is enjoyable for you, sure.

[@Gervaj79]

Not like he was interesting in the beginning. His brother sounds like some emo goth person that acts like they're dead inside.

[@Scepnex9000]

"You're flying through space for three sessions" "You're a shit GM for not coming up with any interactions for three sessions"

[@leocordeiro81]

Will: “I wanna play the most useless caracter.” Puffin: “You can’t have Abserd, he’s mine.” 🤪

[@aidanhammans9337]

Why does that sound like something he would have said?

[@swedebois7393]

you think playing d&d with your brother was bad, my sister will literally walk into my room mid game with all my friends round and flip the table over and say “go buy a xbox idiot”.

[@Zarmdthecoolest]

How old is she?

[@Kha0sTek]

As a sister myself that plays DnD, I really wanted you to say she came in and played with you guys. My soul hurts for you.

[@anonyme4881]

Meanwhile my sister : "Can I join in I have already a character sheet I'm gonna play a elf wizard" She always play Elf wizard

[@retrogaming3098]

Yea after all if you have to buy a games consoles get a PlayStation 4/5 or go retro to ps2

[@nyotamwuaji6484]

Suddenly a troll appears, destroying terrain and throwing things. Roll initiative

[@deltarayedge2732]

There is only one who can rival the power of the one known as Chadwick Strongpants... his name... IS ABSEEEERRRD!!!

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

Abserd would eat him up and shit out whole.

[@abserd1034]

OooOoOOoh hello there!

[@marcocappelli2236]

@@abserd1034 I can't believe someone made an account about.... _that_ guy.

[@itsuyo211]

no... there is another.... they call him the hero of parnast.

[@Suralin0]

No, we cannot let this fight occur or take place, the fight that would be between the Strongest Pant and the Hero of the Hour, whose name is Abserd! For there would be too much great daaaanger!

[@dexis9412]

*_W I L L Y W O N K A N O B I_*

[@cyclepro0145]

Willy Wonka

[@vHindenburg]

@@cyclepro0145 Exactly what I thought Anakina and the Robot factory.

[@haikalwira6993]

The chocolate factory is secretly a cloning facility

[@Reishadowen]

Now I'm imagining Willie Wonka in a purple jedi robe, busing Luke Skywalker around in a glass elevator. "Over there is the licorice forest, and there's the scummy cantina where we send all the bad little jedi raised by darth parents...And there's the death star made out of chocolate!"

[@mankiller3.016]

Danakin skywalker

[@jeremiahrussell4913]

Theory: Chadwick is actually an escaped SCP, as denoted by his uniform. He wasn't a playable PC because MTF Epsilon-11 had to re-contain him, and he was 'disappeared' before the players could choose a character. Nine Tail Fox is truly magnificent.

[@bence0302bence]

"You don't have any weaknesses, because you're equally terrible at everything" me_irl

[@haraken3119]

So Chadwick Strongpants is basically King from One Punch-man.

[@inigomontoya8627]

honestly if they included a high chance roll of some bald stranger killing everything for you, I wouldnt mind playing a King character. just imagine in the middle of a boss fight and when you roll suddenly they explode with a bald guy in a yellow jumpsuit just strolls on by

[@spacialruby]

True

[@calebh3632]

That's his king engine! *actually just his heartbeat because he's scared as fuc-*

[@lewdjustice567]

Accurate, somewhat

[@lordscrubugus9897]

**menacing** Chadwick Strongpants **EVEN MORE MENACING**

[@DanPlan]

I think my favourite type of Ben is the cross-eyes, talks-to-myself, i-want-my-brother-to-hate-me, mischievous Ben.

[@tezatex2424]

How have only seven other people realised you’re here lol Also love your vids

[@anthonytorres-cruz1598]

Ohmahfuckinggod I love your videos and you should totally do a Can you Survive an RPG 6 in mutants and masterminds with Ben as the dungeon master (Hosuh would be a healer, and Stephen would be a villain or antihero)

[@Overclocked-nm2vu]

Logan Ray he is

[@BlueEngland]

Wait this is Dan Plan? I have read this comment so many times and never checked...

[@livootherworld5756]

@@tezatex2424 Make it 8

[@artyomsaveli9681]

'You're not chaotic good, you just stole a bum's clothes off him.' 'Oh yeah? You're lawful good, so why do you have a halfling slave that you use to trigger traps?' He's not wrong; alignment is stupid anyway.

[@CrisisComics]

I actually had to give my player a Chadwick Strongpants in my Mutants and Masterminds campaign. His Superman-esque character was running security for "Whitney Spears" at a benefits concert, and the group learned that a vampire lord was trying to use the event for his own nefarious ends. During a security sweep, the hero got ambushed by a villain called Hellpyre, wound up in the ICU... and became unplayable when the surgeon who was operating on him rolled a crit fail on his Treatment check. With no backup sheets or time to roll up a brand new character, I just handed him the stats of an ordinary thug from the back of the handbook and gave him the role of "Buster Hogan", a private investigator who had been to shadow the group for any signs of wrongdoing. I figured it'd be interesting to get a session from a civilian point of view. After all, how much damage could a thug with a gun wreak on the vampires? Long story short, Buster Hogan wound up saving the city when he critted the mind-controlled Whitney Spears and broke the ritual that would've drowned the city in night for three days, which would've allowed Lord DeGhul to take over the city. When the other player (who was Whitney's boyfriend) came after him in a blind rage, he tried to shoot a chandelier and drop it on the hero... but he crit-failed his shot. The chandelier crushed HIM to death instead. But thankfully the evidence on his phone was enough to prove his heroics... and thus Buster Hogan, an ordinary man, became the real hero of the infamous Red Weekend.

[@grondhero]

In his first RPG with you, he was in a disabled ship and was useless and left out in combat, three sessions in a row. When he finally joins you for another RPG, you give him a useless character. *Gee, I wonder why he wouldn't want to play games with you?*

[@maxxcreese9911]

He asked for the most useless character

[@grondhero]

@@maxxcreese9911 Well, yeah, after the first three sessions in a row of being useless by DM fiat, might as well make one on purpose to not have to come back. (If they wanted to him to enjoy it, they wouldn't have given him an actually useless character.)

[@xselinisx]

A Gnome Monk is still a perfectly playable character though.

[@maxxcreese9911]

@@xselinisx make it a forest gnome, make its feat giant killer and go open hand for example.

[@TheRezro]

@@grondhero To be honest we aren't sure who's fault was that? Maybe he though that he troll his brother? But it they did that as revenge it wa really bad idea, though I understand how frustrating is when you family ignore you, because they don't bother to even try.

[@0mniscient1]

And you wonder why your brother doesn't play tabletops with you.

[@JayF2912]

"Floating through the void, we left him behind for hours" *_HHHHMMMMM_*

[@TheTuneAce]

Usually when a DM allows a first-time player to sit useless for multiple turns, then that player doesn't have fun and won't want to play again

[@talusxelen8069]

The passive aggression is strong in this one.

[@jasonscarborough94]

Ok Ben I'm confused, do you want your brother to play with you or not?

[@DolFan316]

I'm not even sure he knows himself.

[@eviloverlordgamingminion8793]

I'm pretty sure it a bit of both he want him to play just to torture him

[@7thlittleleopard7]

I mean... if your brother is going to jerk you around for weeks when you ask what kind of character he wants to play and just want to help him make his ideal character, then he deserves what he got. He _turned up to the game_ without a character already prepared. Like, seriously?

[@nickwilliams8302]

@@7thlittleleopard7 M&M character creation is pretty complex (remember, we're talking about a game designed to be able to simulate _any_ comic book hero). It's completely unreasonable to expect a newbie to be able to generate a character all by themselves. Ben should have just thrown him one of the pregens. But, of course, that would have robbed him of an opportunity to _further_ convince his brother that TTRPGs suck and that everyone who plays them is a complete penis.

[@AngelDame17]

@@7thlittleleopard7 Agreed. He was kind of asking for it. Be a lazy spoilsport you only get to play as a Lazy Spoilsport.

[@ryutannin463]

"Disinterested and lazy people get the Strongpants treatment. " Yep, that will be my phrase of the week.

[@danielknapp159]

Come on, your brother offered to come early to make his character.

[@Lycaon1765]

I mean, he had time before that.

[@Groundlord]

Well, considering Ben had spent a lot of time asking what kind of character he wanted and offering to help him with it, only for Will to basically reject the offer by not really giving him an answer... I think Ben had a right to mess with him over it.

[@ATFPredator]

@@Groundlord or he could've made him a well balanced fun to play hero and maybe his brother would start to actually enjoy playing with them?

[@legacytag]

He showed his brother the character early when he offered to make the character, basically as a way to say "You better" lol

[@TheAdarkerglow]

I'd play it. I mean, it's just King from One Punch Man, in a way: all reputation, no actual fighting prowess, and he happens to be at the right place at the right time to maintain that reputation without fighting. So the concept is sound as a functional character approach. He'd be useless in combat, of course, but who cares? Oh right, the party...

[@sineadthomas2024]

Except, he doesn’t actually have any points in reputation

[@sarmeister1699]

@@sineadthomas2024 apparently he does given the story

[@MafiaCow01]

And you wonder why he doesn't play with you...

[@violetpencil9614]

MafiaCow01 for as much as he wants to complain about his brother not wanting to play with him, the two games he described him playing with you, you kind of screwed him over

[@mookooy]

That's kinda the joke

[@thecosmic8248]

mookooy yea but that a pretty shit thing to do

[@mathunit1]

Don't try to defend the brother. He is an asshole, simple as that.

[@jazzncolt536]

Yare yare daze

[@DeathAngel-ft8oz]

"You can destroy anything, but you can't HIT anything." XD

[@He11raiser01]

It’s like Gauge from Borderlands when you go down the Anarchy tree!

[@calebjones3636]

Idea: the character hits everything BUT what you aim at, you hit EVERYTHING ELSE!

[@69Kazeshini]

So then I shoot and I miss, I shoot again but I miss, I shoot then I miss, I felt sad, got some ice cream then shoot again then I miss

[@dabi5718]

Wat if the shots soo powerful it causes earthquakes and area damage that can decimate anything

[@tonya8279]

Put in a one. Gets a nat 20

[@mumbalig2092]

I’m making a dnd character for my cousin just in case she doesn’t make one herself so I’m making a Chadwick Strongpants

[@zackmuravev2730]

SCP triangle on Chadwick really made me think that someone should make an SCP file for him XD like a whacky version of superman that could destroy the world but is just too lazy. Just one of those silly SCP files ^^ would be cool

[@ayhuz]

Lol that would be amazing, more then likely it would be a -j

[@baumdf9134]

I think he is an human version of scp-014-J (the fork that everyone thinks is Special but actually isnt)

[@RhiannonSmudge]

I wish Chadwick's real powers were that he caused mad paranoia in his enemies, so that the enemies would just freak out and accidentally kill each other, thus giving him his insane reputation. While all he does is just stand there ...I almost want to make this character now XD

[@Cheesusful]

that's what i thought he was going with and now i want to make a character that does EXACTLY THAT

[@Amy-oo7mm]

So, basically Vash the Stampede without any actual skills or abilities? That's where my mind went during the description of the battle, and I found myself really wanting to play that character.

[@ZvelHaj]

Totally doable in M&M. Emotion control confusion/fear, area/perception, uncontrollable/continuous. I was hoping that Ben had done that for him. But no, sounds like he literally didn't spend any power points. Dick.

[@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844]

Hang on; Michelle the Gnome Monk? Is this the same Michelle as is in the Malacar and Race for the Covenant stories? Did you get your brother to play D&D?

[@owenpickles4486]

I believe so.

[@burnttoaster431]

Owen Pickles that’s correct.

[@drakkenmensch]

THE VERY SAME. That fact was a *major revelation.*

[@bina7513]

Looks like it.

[@ytjazz1011]

I'm gonna admit I'd gladly take this character into a game and just act like king in one punch man

[@the3dluxe53]

M&M is a great system. Rn I’m playing an artist who makes people OD on paint thinner with a party consisting of a clown who has a banana gun, a cactus and a guy who does psychic damage if you look him in the eyes so he has to wear a blindfold all the time. We’re also doing backstory solo games for each player where we get to design villains for the other players. My favorite that I’ve made is Bumbo, the elephant who hates clowns and controls the media to turn public opinion against them.

[@isenokami7810]

…there’s a joke to make with that last character. I’m not gonna make it, because I just really don’t feel like going there right now, but I just want to acknowledge the obvious opportunity.

[@ironicdutchmoonshade1394]

So Chadwick Strongpants is so strong, he defeated a gang just by standing still. Wow. He is a hero!

[@Cheesusful]

i was wondering if his "superpower" was an overly inflated reputation, so overly inflated that... well, you heard what happened to the gang when he walked up to them...

[@urgentfusionguy7143]

Gee, I wonder why your brother doesn't want to play TTRPGs...

[@7thlittleleopard7]

I mean, not bothering to even make a character in the weeks leading up to the session, even when you have the DM falling all over themselves to help you make the character you want... He completely deserved that shit, yo.

[@urgentfusionguy7143]

@@7thlittleleopard7 "We intentionally left him floating through the void in a broken space ship while we had epic space battles 3 times in a row". If you have a player who won't make a character you cut them or arrange a proper sit-down and discussion to get ideas going. Despite that, he was willing to make a character on the day and Ben didn't let him because he had his epic meme set up. If you treat a guy like shit, of course he won't enjoy himself.

[@upinarms79]

Exactly. My wife ran a D&D game and did something like that to a player for almost two game sessions and then he didn't come back. She didn't do it on purpose but her excuse was that it was just what happened and the dice rolls kept him separated and trapped, and she couldn't understand why he wouldn't want to play again. I had to explain to here the a DMs job is to tell tell a story, include all of the players and make sure everyone has fun. You literally have the power to change the game in any way you need to make sure that happens, you never have to be at the mercy of dice rolls the way players are. She could run a game by the rules and knew the system, she just hadn't gotten used to that idea yet.

[@Sandman382]

To be fair as far as how that looks is that in the space battles he kept getting shot down first and early and then everyone else was having a major space battle and didn't like pull up alongside to try and get him into a ship to continue (something that ranges from dangerous to impossible dependent on the ships involved.) And this happened 3 times probably in different sessions but every space battle he just got taken out.....something that doesn't overly surprise me dependent on the system. We played Saga at one point and even with modded ship life to gain hp based on the pilots we got damn near being blown out of the sky and destroyed frequently. (missiles hurt, Ion just makes things stop.) With the character sheet it ranges there. On the one hand I could slap my damn sister who has been doing this for over a year at one point. On the other I'd never make her an intentionally shit character.

[@urgentfusionguy7143]

@@Sandman382 The intentionally shit character is the real crux, yeah. As for the space battle stuff, if I were GMing in that kind of situation I'd give the guy a reroll/skill check/NPC helper so he doesn't get so fucked. Like the other guy here said, as a GM you have so much control over the situation, and your highest priority is to make sure people have fun.

[@The_Biscuit_From_Heaven]

It’s funny how Will created one of the funniest and most interesting characters in Ben’s campaign vids

[@Hazmatt4700]

Whoooo boy that flying ship/mount/boat thing got me in the feels. 16 years of being denied things or use there of in that category. Always a way to get me to grump a bit.

[@JD867]

Name: Chadwick Strongpants. Stats: Average. Power: INTIMIDATION

[@jasonkeith2832]

So, basically King from One Punch Man.

[@appleorchardkai5428]

@@jasonkeith2832 this was exactly the comment I was going to make

[@jacobbakos3140]

YOU DO NOT SEE GROG!!!!! WE DO NOT SEE GROG!!!!

[@Argonwolfproject]

Intimidation: +∞

[@lordscrubugus9897]

Power: Assert dominance

[@deas13games50]

Should have put everything he had into reputation and just have him be this gigantic famous nothing with retarded high luck(if that's a thing) to help explain it

[@UltimaXReborn]

I was actually expecting his 'power' to just be maxed luck skill.

[@planlessdan]

@Thomas McKenzie or Hercule from Dragon Ball. Gosh, what would even happen if King and Hercule met each other?....

[@7thlittleleopard7]

I mean, to be fair, Hercule could actually fight. Just... not on the same level as the Z fighters. He was 'average human martial artist' vs aliens who can blow shit up by blinking. He _did_ win the big ol' martial arts event when the other Z fighters didn't take part, so he has SOME skills at least.

[@planlessdan]

@@7thlittleleopard7 True. I actually find it hilarious how Hercule is actually freakishly strong. He's just in the wrong universe....

[@weckar]

@@planlessdan True. In another universe he WOULD be the mightiest Hero. Batman level at least.

[@normanlandstruck3985]

I would totally play Strongpants, and ride that reputation of his all the way to victory.

[@matthewburton4368]

I've watched this video multiple times over the years and only just now realized, Ben basically created King. As in King from One Punch Man: a man who is so un-exeptionally normal that his enemies get afraid and overthink the combat to the point that they defeat themselves. All he needed is for him to accidentally take credit for the work of actual heroes to build his reputation.

[@radianceguardians]

So, your brother was the monk in the Malikar storyline. That’s awesome and hilarious.

[@exiegelastweekgamer1571]

Ben:... And he MISSED. By One!

[@greatjoeperry]

Who lives in a hovel under the sand? (Chadwick! Strongpants!) Average and boring and mediocre is he? (Chadwick! Strongpants!) If RPG nonsense be something you wish? (Chadwick! Strongpants!) Don't make a character and let your DM do this! (Chadwick! Strongpants!)

[@dementio2239]

Yes.

[@danieldosso2455]

EXTREMELY underrated comment

[@mal1769]

Who lives in a massive, powerful lair? (Chadwick! Strongpants!) Who has for his enemies, anything but care? (Chadwick! Strongpants!) (Chadwick! Strongpants!) (Chadwick! Strongpants!) He’s a, giant fraud!

[@notarivenmain3945]

i cant hear you

[@494Farrell]

(slight edit to make it rhyme) Who lives in a hovel down under the sand? (Chadwick! Strongpants!) Who is average, boring, mediocre and bland? (Chadwick! Strongpants!) If RPG nonsense be something you wish? (Chadwick! Strongpants!) Don't make a character and let your DM do this! (Chadwick! Strongpants!)

[@elinquisidorperseverante6835]

Dude, M&M sounds so funny, will try it later with the party! Thanks for showing me this game mister group-of-three's!

[@sorrow2545]

2:01 Wait I play a gnome monk

[@Reac2]

A hero with literally no powers ,but he also syphons the powers from others and he has a high intimidate factor . Nullify-Man is on the case! *heads towards crime on his bycycle*

[@maxer976]

Soooo... Basically King from One Punch Man

[@Sintarzus]

Yep, but only in his hometown

[@KidRunnerH]

THE NONE PUNCH MAN?! Amazing!

[@Specsboy1999]

I was thinking the same thing

[@mullerpotgieter]

@@Sintarzus What lies you speak. Ultron himself prepares night and day for his inevitable confrontation with Chadwick Strong Pants, only for the feint hope of even challenging this god amongst gods

[@ChaplainRaziel01]

Slight Spoilers for the anime viewers homie. Normies don't read the manga.

[@chillylytical9410]

For my dnd session I made a boss out of chadwick strongpants.

[@ObiWanBillKenobi]

That’s a new one! I’ve never heard of threatening other players with another character’s character sheet! 🤣

[@gravity111587]

generally if we have one player who is just unable to have fun and would need to sit out for hours, we try to make getting that person back in the game as the focus.

[@belckan549]

Thats what someone sensible does. Here we just force people into playing and focus in making his experience the most boring shit possible, then complain they don't invest interest into a completely funless activity.

[@gravity111587]

hehe I know he is just making funny vids and exaggerating situations. It's just funny how many stories include things like this, it makes me wonder if they play in a super unforgiving way.

[@ichigo9171]

toastedbagels that could be one. Noobie stories aside these guys seem to have been playing a very long time so maybe they just play hard mode

[@freakyskull516]

i love the idea that chadwick strongpants has no powers but has through a series of nearly impossible events attained a reputation for being unstoppable super god and that reputation alone has won every encounter he was ever in but his one weakness is having to fight a foe that has never heard of him but by defeating him his immense reputation is then thrust upon the one who beat him making them the new chadwick strongpants in the eyes of all who know of his legend. so basically he's a J class SCP. . .

[@baddgerpaw]

@@nicholaslind9148 SCP is a horror website based on strange and anomolyous things it's built on the idea of an area 51 like foundation. Scp standing for Secure Contain Protect, there's plenty videos that explain quite a bit of the popular ones. A J SCP is an SCP with a comedic look to it. Like some I remember is SCP 420 which is just a never ending joint. And SCP good boy which is just a good dog. I'd check some out dude it's quite fun and binge worthy.

[@baddgerpaw]

@@nicholaslind9148 thats what makes it funny. It has no reason to be there. Hence why it's in the joke category rather than the serious. And no if you read the document on the sight is cute is something like this Description: is a super cute happy good boy with cute ball, he is to be called a good boy because he's a good boy he will require many treats and many toys. You should check it out it's pretty cute

[@baddgerpaw]

@@nicholaslind9148 so I tried to find and I couldn't I legit think I just made it up xD but heres still a cute SCP j www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1994-j

[@Trakesh]

SCP is the most cringe shit ever.

[@freakyskull516]

@@Trakesh i find it really strange that you here on a D&D channel yet somehow the SCP wiki is where you draw the line on fantasy bullshittery...

[@terrorcop101]

Toughness actually makes a lot of sense in this case. How many hits can someone like Batman, let alone Superman, take before they start to actually break a sweat? Edit: If HQs are that cheap, it's no wonder Batman can get away with building his giant underground lair without anyone raising an eyebrow.

[@JayTohab]

"But you can't hit anything... CAN you?!" That broke me 🤣

[@buboniccraig896]

A game that lets you play any character you WANT? I FINALLY get to play a tarrasque!

[@TheRedRaccoonDog]

Spend the points in M&M and you can be a tarrasque.

[@zephyrstrife4668]

to be fully honest... yeah, you can do that... not sure what particular PL you would need to be to do exactly what the Tarrasque can, but fortunately the Tarrasque is much more beatable in M&M

[@ronanelliott9709]

Yup. You can literally play as the Tarasque. M&M is the best game.

[@basedeltazero714]

@@ronanelliott9709 You can do that in D&D if your DM isn't a COWARD

[@dddmemaybe]

@@basedeltazero714 just make sure your wizard ally has a very large force cage prepared and is allowed an infinite casts of a normally weak ass spell: acid arrows.

[@VictoryNibbles]

This both explains why your brother doesn't play in your games (but not if he played something else for that one) and made me think that a fun power would be just absurd intimidation or the like - where everyone thinks you're so unstoppable and amazing they either give up or accidentally defeat themselves, all without finding out you have no active powers or combat abilities whatsoever.

[@Nyerguds]

So wait, he's basically Vash the Stampede's reputation.

[@sharksuperiority9736]

Oh this game is definitely my kind of game. I’m gonna pull up with a weirdo who can launch explosive frogs

[@corwinschuerch6691]

can you really blame him for not wanting to play anymore? lol

[@mathunit1]

Not wanting to play is one thing. Insulting Ben like an asshole for playing tabletop RPGs is just wrong.

[@SplitGoose]

@@happykiller14 If you want to pester and play with someone who calls it the sadness. Then you deserve what you get.

[@SplitGoose]

@@happykiller14 By purposfully ruining their experience?

[@Shizzy5321]

I have the darkness today

[@JimBobJoeB0b]

Thieves Tools aaaand of course you deleted your previous comments. Hiding the evidence, eh?

[@ancapftw9113]

Could give him an aura that makes people respect and fear him. He'd basically be your group's face.

[@landsraad9745]

The Cartman voice lol for "you're really cool" @10:00

[@adams8407]

Thank you so much for making these master pieces. They have been lifting my spirits during a rough time.

[@patrickj994]

A dream journey would feature a party of Abserd, Little Wallace, Chadwick Strongpants, and Detective Detective Savage "Savage Rage" Rage.

[@PRGME7]

Patrick Ryan please no

[@r3negadex]

Fanfiction writers and Dungeon Masters, to your keyboards and dice respectively!

[@Suralin0]

Don't forget about Prospector Jenkins!

[@SenorSwirls]

Patrick Ryan and trixie starbright from the Pokemon campaign

[@sorarocks531]

Congrats on your 100th like. Woot.

[@ayflores89]

For some reason after reading the title....I seriously expected you to make your brother a literal M&M superhero with high charisma because it's made of chocolate

[@tymonritco8578]

Going back through all these great stories during pandemic has been amazing. Love the tales and how it makes me laugh.

[@theblazingcrusader6322]

I know this pain well. I've only ever gotten my brother into dnd when he can be a jojo character. Mind you I have no problem doing this cause that stone mask makes some good plot lines.