r/Choosingbeggars "DO MY JOB... AND PAY ME FOR IT!"

[@rSlash]

I just deleted a video and posted this one instead. Sorry about that. KZbin has been absolutely nutty lately. I've had a very inconsistent uploading schedule recently. Hoping to get that fixed in a week or so. Please be patient and I will get back on track!

[@-ari--loves-2606]

First like

[@reidsalzetti2923]

Ok

[@chaichapstick]

I was must-watch bruh!

[@itsukiaa]

dam personally that i dont work here lady seemed fun

[@balls4295]

I just watched the deleted one

[@TheDerpyDeed]

Entitled woman: "Dating me comes with all these bills" Me: "Aww, how cute! you're dying alone!"

[@jordanknight133]

Ha ha

[@kip3427]

XD

[@Usman_khan.]

lol 😂😂

[@inkwhiplash1369]

Its at 69 likes *nice*

[@adamlambboy8332]

Only thing she’s gonna attract is a rich serial killer

[@jamesnorman9160]

"I don't do seatbelts." ...let's see how you feel about that when you go head-first through the windscreen, then.

[@animatesquid3779]

Wind screen doesn't sound bad now a wind shield would hurt because it's glass

[@jjohnston94]

I knew a guy like this. He was one of the types who said he'd "rather be thrown clear". And this guy was an engineer who had (presumably) taken and passed physics. He was killed in a head-on collision while not wearing his seat belt. I always wonder if he had time to wish he was wearing his belt when that other car came around the curve in his lane.

[@MK-13337]

If you get in a head on collision and don't have seatbelts on one of two things happen 1) you are on the front seat, you fly through the windshield (even though those are tough af a human goes through one like a hot knife through butter) and your head will crack open like an egg either on the curb or the incoming car 2) you are in the backseat which means you will kill yourself AND at least seriously harm the person in front of you

[@cosmichellion]

My thoughts exactly. If it were me I would've slowly moved forward on the side of the road, started to drive then BAM brake check.

[@justrandomboi4187]

It’s like flying but with *death*

[@josefcayos4026]

"If he's doing a good job in a weird way why fire him?" Well... now they know they can have someone do the same job at 1/4 the price then why would they keep him?

[@josepulgarini1441]

Exactly. That guy single-handedly murdered the prospect of a software development branch at the enterprise he worked in, they can just outsource the work elsewhere.

[@talynhastime9343]

Proof that laziness never pays off.

[@milodoesntknow2090]

I made the likes 112 instead of 111 >:)

[@jcalebhudson]

Intellectual property and data security breach. What that guy did is extremely bad

[@starvin666]

It was more about the security risk They dont have a nda with the people he sent the work to and they havent done their background checks

[@blastvortex]

"Do you have any idea how dangerous [seatbelts] are in an accident?" Yes, and bruised hips have got nothin' on flying through the front window, ya little $#%& head.

[@Sip_Dhit]

Was in a car accident where we hit them going 55 cuz they ran a stop, bruised stomach, that weird surface cut/scrape where the belt pushed into my fat, and the chest belt knocked the wind out, there was so much force on that belt think, my phone on my lap was found on the passenger side floor and all the shit in the car was pushed/pulled forward, if I wasn't bucked in I probably would have torpedoed forward and killed my brother in the passenger seat I front of me, I much rather have a bruised stomach than a dead twin.

[@monolithrose1945]

I wasn't in accident but my aunt was. She didn't have her belt on and went YEET into the window and her head smashed into it, she's got metal plates in her head now.

[@ally9637]

Like seriously! My pregnant entitled cousin didn't have her seatbelt on and went FLYING through the front window. Luckily nothing happened to her baby, though my cousin had broken pelvic.

[@techhelpportalextras3007]

I can't even count the amount of times a seatbelt has saved me from getting bruised severely, (hard breaking) thankfully I've never been in an accident.

[@melody3741]

I know lmao "MY FRIEND HAD HER BOOB CUT OFF BECAUSE OF A SEATBELT" Like bruh she would have DIED from flying through the windshield at 60mph

[@deadjoey1892]

Guy:put ur seatbelts on Son1:no Guy:okay*drives fast and brakes* Both sons:flys out of seat but still in car Sons:what is ur problem Guy:its ur fault for not putting ur seatbealts

[@denker2959]

brakes

[@vanillapotat2380]

Like count... nice

[@straangeette]

Lol, funny, but not.

[@techhelpportalextras3007]

I can't even count the amount of times a seatbelt has saved me from getting bruised severely, (hard breaking) thankfully I've never been in an accident.

[@thunderflare59]

I'd pull over and brake at high speed, then get yeet those assclowns out of the car and tell them to walk home. That should change the tune of anyone that isn't a fool.

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

_Could've been an epic double upload... not tryin' to be choosin' or beggen' or anything._

[@prodleafy5395]

Noooo tails don't be disappointed that I have found you a girl friend ;-;

[@yourlocalfestivefurry354]

just begging

[@shyferret9924]

Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions i was your 40th like. How did you get 40 in ten minutes? Mastu

[@prodleafy5395]

@@shyferret9924 Stop asking stupid questions to our god.

[@crampusmcpantus2083]

That would have been epic

[@patrickshields6954]

Dad: "My sons missed their flight and it's your fault." Me in that situation: "No, I was following the law, gave them plenty of chances to buckle up and they refused. It's their fault. Teach your kids proper car safety. I'm never offering them another ride." Hang up.

[@broski89]

That would of been my reply as well

[@patrickshields6954]

Oh my god. Rslash missed the worst part. They were in their twenties!

[@Wassyl71]

Wonder how you can be that patient with such animals, those people need slaps in the face

[@MagyarGaben]

If that was me... I'm... I'm just sayin', if that was me, they are lucky that was not me, because if the circumstances were such, as you have described them but with me in them, that's a very different and scary outcome for those involved. If.

[@keatonmask1918]

Patrick Shields WHAT! I was imagining 7 year olds!

[@DustinBarlow8P]

I was in the middle of reading while I was listening than I heard the following and almost choked to death "Would you be willing to do my daughter and her friend for $35. They are both in high school" Stuff takin out of context is always great fun!

[@isaac2990]

There should a compilation of out of context moment in reddit stories

[@Indipender]

It's what I though as well immediately :D

[@placebo4815]

I'd say yes

[@ShazadAli-xy4ib]

Same

[@tylerkincade6576]

Dustin Barlow I heard that to when I was busy doing something and I’m like woah woah calm down lol.

[@LeglessWonder]

"Would you be able to do both girls for $35? They're both in high school" *the FBI would like to know your location*

[@vanillapotat2380]

Cody Evans I want you to know that I want to like your comment, but you have 69 likes so I just can’t bring myself to do it

[@inkwell6131]

Ha

[@Remememea]

@@vanillapotat2380 You can like the comment now, lmao.

[@Tr1tay]

HAHAAAAAAAA

[@epicmeerkat1677]

xD

[@kottonkandy0962]

“Emperors of Egypt” I think you mean pharaohs.

[@applecider2754]

Kottonkandy09 perhaps

[@warriorcatgaming555andmysh3]

THANK you!

[@milktime8637]

was about to comment that

[@Truly_Sithari]

Kottonkandy09 You mean my ancestors

[@Lien6887]

Technically, referring to a male pharao as an emperor is not wrong, nor is calling a female pharao an empress wrong either. The pharaos were monarchs and thus supreme leaders, and Egypt at the time was also an empire.

[@justinsider5744]

IF YOU DONT RE UPLOAD THE IDONTWORKHERELADY VIDEO, IM CALLING THE COPS

[@cutecrafter8100]

Oh it was taken down? Wow I finished watching it already

[@retardedperson4280]

NUMBINGXMEMES YT I was watching it and then I accidentally swiped left and when I tried to go back it said the video was removed... f in the chat...

[@Phika_]

@@cutecrafter8100 lucky.

[@sikiarred5828]

@@itsukiaa I KNOW KAREN AND LINDA AND THEY WILL FIRE YOU *_AND_* SUE YOU!!! TOUGH COOKIES GRUNT!!

[@M3rVsT4H]

Also my daughter deserves to hear it because she has been very well behaved.

[@m0L3ify]

"Very dependable except when mayonnaise is involved." "You're hired."

[@flyboy152]

Forgetting the rest of the moronic shit on her "resume", the mayonnaise thing could have been handled without looking like an idiot by saying she was allergic to eggs, so she couldn't work with any egg-based foods. But, with the rest of her "requirements", she's obviously too stupid to work that out.

[@jimmyryan2517]

About your coding story: because company realized they could save 75% of salary paying said company to do the employees job lmao

[@thecraftycyborg9024]

swayama2050 - actually, I’m betting the money didn’t have much to do with it. The programmer was likely breaking a confidentiality clause by sending out work like that. A lot of companies are pretty crazy about their confidentiality stuff.

[@GMNGChristian]

@@thecraftycyborg9024 Yep I think you're probably right. It's definitely worth the salary to make sure it stays in house, even if the code can be easily/cheaply written. It's the ideas that are being protected.

[@BenMaguireLONEWOLF9989]

Not really, the code wouldn't belong to the guy or his hirers. It would belong to the people who the guy hired, and they could pursue for plagiarism and copyright. It's essentially stolen code

[@rodlurks66]

Also probably a legal issue as well, the Indian company actually owned the code and there likely could have been an international trademark tiff that the CB's company wouldn't have even known about, THAT is the most likely reason he got fired (after the money of course).

[@ColinRixon]

The code would not belong to the Indian company, unless the employee was very careless about terms. The code wouldn't belong to the employee either. All code you produce as an employee belongs to the company. It's pretty standard.

[@angellowy]

I think the 2 boys would've missed half their vacation anyway if they continued the 'i don't do seatbelts' thing on the flight as well lol

[@zachariahsmith1324]

“Why fire him” because they realised they should simply outsource like he was for 25% the salary.

[@MrHawger]

"Grrrrr, you're only taking this job for the money!" Uh... yeah.

[@derekc.6155]

"Would you be able to do both of us for the same price at the same time?" Uh... phrasing?

[@dawn8293]

Derek C. She's not good at English

[@Dalipsingh111111]

English isnt my native language. I also would have said that like this. How would it be correct?

[@dawn8293]

The word "do" can have sexual connotations. This sentence is technically correct, but sounds inappropriate. I would recommend a more specific verb, like "tutor" or "teach" :)

[@Dalipsingh111111]

@@dawn8293 Thanks! :)

[@tenhirankei]

You could get guys "willing to do both of them at the same time" that won't be tutoring them in English!

[@karoldifede8288]

The uncle is now my new favorite pro revenge story

[@BeckBeckGo]

He kind of fucked his wife over though. 5 stacks and won't even let her be buried in his palace? Five grand isn't enough to live on for a year unless she doesn't eat. I hope she was a total shrew because otherwise, I'm assuming his selfish-ass family didn't fall far from the tree.

[@aadithyamohan4269]

69th like😂😂

[@goonerbear8659]

@@BeckBeckGo I mean...when she was in on the talks about wishing he'd die already, 5K actually seems pretty generous. Could have gone maximum spite and left her with 0, too.

[@simp5615]

RSlash: “Never install a pool or a trampoline in your backyard!” Me: *glances over at both pool and trampoline in our backyard* Oops

[@shinkatakazevlogs3151]

r/madlad here peeps! MAD LAD ALERT!

[@samed497]

Please for the love of god install cameras incase of entitled parents

[@simp5615]

mr universal youre right we should lmao

[@samed497]

@@simp5615 Do it for the internet and the flying Spaghetti monster 🖒

[@gentlegiant6585]

🤣

[@mimmi3434]

*You must do MY job and pay ME for it because it's an HONOR to do work for ME*

[@timothyb1708]

Norra Borra97 lmaooo

[@gManGabe]

*YoU MiLLeNnIaLs ArE sO eNtItLeD*

[@astrolightingyt4531]

Me: nah

[@bloodrain6455]

Seat belt OP is just awesome, they stood their ground with the belts and didn't give at all.

[@johannaweichsel3602]

The sons were 21 and 24, btw 😂

[@bloodrain6455]

@@johannaweichsel3602 Oh that is just plain sad and petty.

[@johannaweichsel3602]

@@bloodrain6455 yep.

[@CazadorSlayer]

@@johannaweichsel3602 I think the sons would have been given the ticket in that case, right? I may need to brush up on my Motor Law, though. It might just be a regional thing, too. iirc, in my state, if you are over 18 it is your own responsibility to put on your seatbelt. In other words, your dumb ass gets the ticket if you don't buckle up, not the driver.

[@jayjayeverett2456]

I would have just sat there, and if they complained I would have turned to them and said "Well if your not happy about wearing a seatbelt now, you definitely won't be happy in that airplane, for they make you wear one or your booted off the plane. Anyways the next time you get in a car accident, you'll see how bad the 'No seatbelt' logic is."

[@ProjectT]

"Emperors of Egypt" Pharaohs: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@vortex9604]

Haha! 🤣

[@thecraftycyborg9024]

I came looking for something about that. I cringed so hard when he said it!

[@jespermadsen9297]

To the last one: I have expressed to any of my older family that they should just spend everything they have to make their lives the best that is possible! They don't owe anything to anyone. I have done this out of earshot of others as I do know that some family are just waiting for their inheritance. To anyone and everyone: Don't live a life in misery because you want to leave an inheritance. If anyone is reliant on you dying to survive, they have not lived their life responsibly and you deserve what you have earned much more than they do. Society will take care of them one way or another in any case and they will have opportunities that you never had in the past.

[@Huzaifa5682]

If i was an employer and i saw someone write "US of A", imma throw that shit out lol. What work would a kindergarten failure do?

[@crabby4911]

A free flipping trampoline WHO WOULD DECLINE THAT?

[@matthewtidey4722]

"Emperors of Egypt" Bro, they are called Pharaohs.

[@akl2k7]

But... but... alliteration makes everything better!

[@Rookvaleriannocturne]

Glad I wasn't the only one.

[@Dalipsingh111111]

@@akl2k7 Yes it does^^

[@filmandfirearms]

15:48 I salute that man. From what I'm seeing, he lived the American dream, and I applaud anyone who can pull that off. Edit: This man was a fucking legend. We need more people like that in the there

[@ChillyCharizard006]

Did you just say "Emperors of Egypt"?? rSLASH obviously never watched Yu-Gi-Oh! growing up...

[@hopelovewright4248]

Emperors and pharaohs pretty much the same thing. Nobody cares if someone says emperor instead of pharaoh.

[@ChillyCharizard006]

@@hopelovewright4248 Look at you taking a joke seriously. lol

[@fazedlocseryu5093]

Took me a while to realise that your name is blue-eyes white swagg’n

[@dianacandelaria1925]

Your Name Though 😂 yesssssss

[@therum2951]

"I don't do seatbelts" Is the same as: "I don't do living"

[@thatoneguyjggt9521]

Also as: "I don't have a brain"

[@straangeette]

Brake check! Lol.

[@techhelpportalextras3007]

I can't even count the amount of times a seatbelt has saved me from getting bruised severely, (hard breaking) thankfully I've never been in an accident.

[@pheonixiagal6828]

I love when he starts getting worked up when reading something and he goes full-on choosing beggar voice. I have no idea why I find it so hilarious 😂

[@hrebs]

14:33 you forgot to add the update that Son 1 is 24 and Son 2 is 21 (i saw this addition on Emkay)

[@Gorfld]

I got so confused when I saw an r/ post in my feed, and then another r/ post 1 minute later.

[@gachamarkfan1488]

It’s at 123 so I’mma just stay it like that Like

[@ranekvd4513]

143 now

[@donaldpickering1639]

151 now

[@MayoPlaysGames]

168 now

[@MayoPlaysGames]

169 now

[@xmicheal0809x]

2:55 the only reaction i had was “pay it for your daughter then...”

[@jasonbungard7484]

6:56 Because they can just send the work to India themselves for 25% of what they were paying him. Why pay his salary? He basically outsourced his own job.

[@reallio8165]

Damn I was lookin forward to the "I dont work here lady" video. One of my favorite subreddits.

[@cnkgaming3585]

Ma’am I don’t work here on KZbin

[@Penta55555]

CB: asks OP to do the job for half the price OP: doesn't do the job CB:*surprised pikachu face*

[@razzaireberry]

Good one🤣

[@gManGabe]

Memes don't even have to properly appear to be funny and I just love that!

[@kittylovergurl6452]

Lmao

[@theonlyapple6654]

Me: *looks at time* (9:00 pm) Nah, enough for a video. Also me: 4 am?

[@3man659]

Egg Magic this is me on a spiritual level. Pulled an all nighter just watching random crap about two years ago. At one moment it was midnight, the next it was 6:30am and my phone died

[@jaspyheart1430]

I don't know about anyone else but I just adore how rslash says "smiley face"

[@Raptor0805]

as per the trampoline/pool story - keep the deadbolt to your front door locked and put a lock on your backyard fence gate(s) (we have two gates, one for the pickup to go in and drop off bagged dirt (poor soil in this small town) and one on the side of the house for the lawn mower and foot-traffic)

[@ArcanineEspeon]

My guess is they can't afford to buy a fence, which is really unfortunate 🤦😞

[@sagesaria]

Why can't the dad pay for his daughter's tutoring, if it's so important?!

[@haeronalda4136]

Either the dad is paying for it and just wants a discount by pulling OP's heartstrings or he is too cheap to pay for it but wants his kid to stop bugging him about it

[@Efsaaneh]

_Thinks rslash double uploaded_ _the first video is deleted_ *REALITY IS OFTEN DISAPPOINTING*

[@patag5092]

*At least, it was...but now...*

[@ragelord720]

Copyright is often stupid

[@patag5092]

@@ragelord720 At least it was, but now... copyright can be whatever I want. *THIS WAS SAID BY KZbin*

[@roadhogandmercymain1508]

EP : My child got good grades he DESERVES to go to heaven! God : He burnt down a school. EK : Mooooom I wanna I wannaaaaa! *cries* EP : Your making my ek cry! Besides Boys Will Be Boys

[@samhauber]

God: sorry i can't let that happen ma'am. Ep: How dare you to speak to me like that?! Millenials these days.

[@Notllamalord]

Boys will be boys!

[@roadhogandmercymain1508]

The llama lord lol

[@orphiuscarves4756]

@@samhauber God; You do realize I'm older than time itself right? Em: I don't care! Have him go to heaven God: he doesn't even believe in me Ek: I WANNA GO Em: I know I know God: *Saitama ok face*

[@TheMamaluigi300]

God: *proceeds to one punch em and ek into hell*

[@linger368]

The company could have fired the guy who "outsourced his work" and paid the people who work for him half of his salary AND save their money.

[@thesupersonicstig]

CB: "Do you have any idea how dangerous seatbelts are in a crash?" Me: "So if we get in a crash, you'd rather go flying through the windscreen and land god knows where?"

[@Someone-vq5rj]

Duh

[@Thauglorimorgorismus]

Your choosing beggar/entitled voice makes me internally screaming xd

[@foofighter2099]

It makes the stories come alive

[@gManGabe]

Now I hear that voice on other reddit videos send help

[@Thauglorimorgorismus]

Yeah I meant it the good way - he uses his voice so good I hate the person he is quoting

[@Que937]

Ooookay I guess I’m done with that idontworkherelady video 😂

[@xKCAZxLEADER]

u finished that video too?😂😂

[@nekkawaii]

I wanted to see it and he already deleted it! :(

[@Que937]

xKCAZxLeader I was 5 minutes deep and it just cut off 😂 oh well.

[@gameknight9956]

I hate that when I’m watching a video and it gets deleted

[@retardedperson4280]

Point Five Same here

[@songohan3321]

If mayonnaise grosses you out, how do expect to handle raw meat?

[@Titania77714]

This girl- dating me cost 1,100❤️ Me- buy me coffee and leave me in a room to write or let me wander a book store for an hour or so and we're best freaking friends for life lol.

[@wherethespitfiredare9794]

Same

[@positivewordsunited3846]

I want to hang with you more than any of these choosing beggars

[@Reizadora]

Just imagine it from the brothers' prospective: Had to waste your "precious time" because some jerk won't shut up about the seat belt, just to miss the flight and when you eventually get into the airplane, you have to put on a seat belt

[@samdatem1446]

When rSlash does double upload Me : *surprised pikachu* NANI?!

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

***insert happyness noises meme***

[@TH1BC]

Omg my iPad background is your profile picture

[@bigblackkid1019]

The vid was taken down

[@samdatem1446]

Roken Ssj3 ik is very sad

[@wenditice1]

SamDaTem umiua mousayu NANI (Prop spelled it wrong sry)

[@kaylinsmith6921]

"Emperors of Egypt." Did you mean Pharaohs? 😂😂

[@alialahmad4329]

it's not that problem u can call the ruler of Germany 100 year ago kaisar or emperor

[@kaylinsmith6921]

Of course, but not once in any of my history books has a ruler of ancient Egypt been called anything but a "Pharaoh." But thanks for acting as a thesaurus. 👍

[@alialahmad4329]

@@kaylinsmith6921 I mean the Pharoah is the local name it mean some what emperor but we don't usually use the local name the pharo is exeption because it entered the Greek lang cuz of ptolemy

[@RaoaRahaga]

i was thinking the same thing Kaylin smith XD think he must have been reading about china emperors before making the vid?

[@timothyb1708]

Kaylin Smith Well Egypt is widely known as empire and so emperor is a valid title. I’ve read about this

[@duchi882]

*That Resume in the beginning* It gave me brain damage

[@honeybee7272]

😄😄😄

[@Rose-rw8yo]

They fired that coding guy because they realized they could get away with spending 1/4 of the amount for great code 🤣

[@Felix24148]

I used to have seat-belt problems with my nephews. They got this habit from their mother of unbuckling before the car was even off the road and in the driveway. It pissed me off. So I started berating them constantly over this. And my sister has tried to do it to when riding with me. I told them all I don't care if I'm being overly dramatic. The belts stay on till we are parked. Period!

[@pollypockets508]

You fire the code guy and hire the folks in India. All set

[@carrieannmcleod5219]

Yeah, why keep the middle man who is useless and expensive.

[@outsidercain3038]

@@carrieannmcleod5219 because he does the stuff you won't do (because you're a manager and manage things), so in other words he'll still have someone else to supervise the indian coding.

[@jmsmith1767]

The insane part is that tutoring is $75 an hour w/ a licensed teacher even University students get $45 - $50

[@marinascott5481]

Drifting off to sleep: "r/slash posted a new video" Nevermind XD

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

Marina Scott Where's the coffe?!

[@stefanbroers8146]

and that all in the hopes of a new puppybloopers and now you dont get it id sue him for emotional damage!

[@faisalshaikh1142]

"It's free ya turd." LOL I can't breathe!

[@Tailstraw_xD]

That story about the seat belts hit hard. One of my cousins broke his neck and died in a crash where every other person involved didn't even get a scratch. His mom never instilled seat belt safety into him.

[@Spartacusse]

6:59 "Why fire him?" R - Security reasons probably. In most cases, in order to code, you need to see the rest of the code, so the company probably knew they could outsource to India, if they were paying a premium for one of you entitled First Worlders to do it, they probably didn't want it leaving the company.

[@randomphantomxd4734]

Any other r/ youtubers: *Uploads a video* KZbin: I sleep rSlash: *Uploads a video* KZbin: *_W O K E_*

[@yarielfabian5383]

Lol

[@LordXyntharn]

You should do a video outro so you and Yugo can wave us goodbye ^_^ You're still doing great and the only r/ youtuber I watch.

[@cpcoultertweedles7216]

I heard of a guy who was so sick of his family bickering over their inherence and waiting for him to die that he created a points system for how much they helped/took care of him in his final years. There were points for everything: calling, visiting, helping around the house, running errands etc. His inheritance was divided among his family with more points meaning a bigger percentage of the funds. Almost all of it went to a niece and a family friend, because they were the only ones to visit and care for him.

[@jimboismydog4030]

on the eyelash one, something tells me that if she had taken the appointment and ended up having the client daughter watch her kids for however long, the choosing beggar would have been like "well my daughter watched your kids so we're even right?"LOL

[@abdulrahmanz9768]

What kind of MESSED UP people leave their doors OPEN with NO locks !? I’m talking about the trampoline and pool

[@GalenMarekOfficial]

Ikr? I read this so often in american stories like this one like wtf close your doors maybe? ^^ Avoids tons of problems.

[@A34-q3w]

making a wool queen sized blanket 400$ women: too expensive beggar: 1100 and you will date me

[@wellwhythefucknot4706]

I remember that post

[@goonerbear8659]

The blanket is now $800

[@ArcanineEspeon]

I'm almost certain the blanket beggar was a man, but he does seem like the type to ask for $1100 and all his bills to be paid to date him.

[@andrewchan5909]

15:27 ChoosingBegger - NOBODY WOULD WANT TO BUY THIS! But she is trying to buy it now for free....

[@michellecrooker8706]

Oh my - rewatching some of these while I'm sick. I think the medicine might be getting to me, because at the end of the tutor story when r/slash was talking about which girl the dad was calling a dumb b**** - I nearly died by choking on a skittle because I laughed so hard.

[@Famifuu66]

Quarantine really be makin me binge watch this channel and listen to him 24/7 *not that im complainin'*

[@callmechad9056]

KZbin: you're demonetized Rslash: *holds up reverse card KZbin: *entire site crashes*

[@moneygrabber6720]

The first one wasn’t a choosing beggar, that person just as really funny friends that are just giving them a joke

[@matthewwriter9539]

7:40 "WTF?!? Why am I still single?!?"

[@Gasert_The_Great]

The notion of the dad refering to his daughter as dumb B had me in tears.

[@ariadnefrolich7243]

Lol, LOVE the comparison between poison dart frog colors and the dating posts of a choosing beggar!

[@PataPannu]

Would've done a break test on those two seatbelt kids. *Smack smack* Pain teaches valuable lessons

[@anarevazishvili3443]

rSlash - * says not to instal a swimming pool* Me - *just installed a new pool in my backyard* My neighbors have 3 toddlers ..........

[@althealee9375]

The “Dating Me=$1100”: my boyfriend offered to buy me a really cute rainbow beanie and when I saw it was $25 I literally did not feel comfortable asking him to pay that much for a beanie, let alone $300, like damn

[@ArcanineEspeon]

I would be hesitant too if it wasn't for a gift giving holiday. I hope you still were able to get the beanie somehow!

[@Voiddity]

Great aunt is amazing.

[@lemons3983]

That last story was awesome, massive respect for that guy even though he’s gone-

[@eagletgriff]

Cb: Answer me or I will go elsewhere! *2 msgs later* Cb: No I dont want to go elsewhere!

[@BreadMan434]

It astounds me how they always believe the "I'll take my business somewhere else" threat would ever work, we'd be more than happy to drop their pompous ass for a more respectful customer...

[@AceOSpades717]

Did you know: seatbelts save lives. In a crash unbelted people can fly through out the car causing more lethal deaths. Click it or Ticket or Casket Edit: yeah that Great Uncle deserved that fancy funeral, I wish I knew him because that would be a cool gruncle

[@HUMC4L]

Cue idiots screaming about the 4 and a half times seatbelts have either directly caused death or not wearing on prevented death. My grandpa is one of those that would have died if he used a seatbelt, just in case someone wants to scream that I'd change my mind if I experienced the wonders of no seatbelt lmao

[@Bananapup]

Waking up to an rslash video .....is there any better way?

[@lifewuzonceezr]

It has become part of my mornings

[@werebilbyj4449]

That last story was brilliant. That uncle was a legend!

[@BiltmoreGhost]

Poison dart frogs! I am never going to unsee that! 🤣💕🐸That's so great!

[@NicholasJScott]

Some people say Megan from US of A is still looking for a job with that resume!

[@kennytheghostbuster9582]

Op's Great Uncle was a hell of a man 😂 I'd do the same thing if I were in his shoes

[@BEELZEBABE69]

"PAY ME TO DATE ME" Bruh just get a sugar daddy lmao

[@Cosmic-Queen]

Did anyone else hear the pupper whining when rSlash said "Not. Until. The belts. Are on."? It was adorable.

[@seed6440]

The last one was great. Rip you great man.

[@marpj6138]

"why fire him if he has doing the job". Easy, the company start using the guys he has using and had to spend 25% of the cost instead, no reason for the mid man there

[@jarredrice9315]

That's exactly the first thing I thought

[@neo84401]

For the seatbelt story, the sons are 21 and 24.

[@eagletgriff]

No views 24 Comments 106 Likes 37 Seconds ago Haha Im finally one of you guys! #NotificationSquad

[@littlepenguinasksaboutclim1286]

Uh do you not know that you have to reset it or takes 1 minute to count you as a viewer. And no this is not a r/wooooosh I'm just saying this so you guys can stop this. Edit: This video berly started Even more Edit: Graduation your part of us now Thank you and no I'm not mad I'm just you know srsly calm but have a good day. Don't take this as a bad thing

[@thebelgianlemon6815]

Man, you dont wanna know on how many videos i have had that shit

[@Lioness100]

@@littlepenguinasksaboutclim1286 r/woooosh is spelt with 4 "o" s, not 5, so I could technically still woooosh you

[@eagletgriff]

@@littlepenguinasksaboutclim1286 did they nerf it? i thought it was 3 seconds and honestly there wasnt supposed to be any jokes here lol

[@ImNotGam]

You should've said Sounds legit

[@tenhirankei]

Very sensible how the old man handled his will, but I prefer the guy with his "point system" and the extra clause in the will. He was a rock star!

[@dicklessjohnson8029]

He was smart with the way he gave the money away but the dude from this vid also cool

[@wazza-au]

I really enjoy your style rSlash. Your voices and quality comments during and after always get a good laugh and grin out of me. Cheers!

[@angienorton5577]

Did you say "Emperors of Egypt?" I think you mean "Pharaohs of Egypt", friend. :)

[@adipadi7435]

Choosing beggear : boards plane finnaly Pilot : oh SH*T MAYDAY OH FK MAYDAY

[@justshanie101]

That coding story is a prime example of work smarter not harder lmao

[@AniMariBro]

Not really. Sending what was supposed to be your work to an unknown random in India is extremely dangerous, especially if it's coding. You're basically giving away the entire blueprints to your company's private code to an outsider who has no loyalty to the company and could potentially use against it.

[@scuba616]

I hate when people say "well can you do it cheaper for me since we're such good friends???" FFS I'm just thinking " could you pay me my normal rate? I mean cuz we're such good friends and you know how hard I work?!?"

[@PatchyMcSlashy]

"Remember Joseph...no mayonnaise."