r/Entitledparents "POLICE?! He KILLED My Son in a Video Game! ARREST HIM!"

[@rSlash]

Have you seen my merch? bit.ly/rSlashMerch

[@yourlocaltelevision3599]

I don’t have money to buy merch (Rip lol)

[@unspeakablebaconarmy7675]

Awww I'm third

[@RiddleMajor]

No. The Doggo Is The Only Merch I Need To See.

[@Korukie.]

I have no money I am really poor

[@vanna2886]

i wish i had money

[@ruyekahatori3073]

"Where do you live?" "Sweden" Little did the boy and his mother know they were talking to Pewdiepie

[@ashleybobby1285]

No because he respect wamen

[@xenaa2056]

But Pewds is willing to fight stupid kids so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@westhakan5824]

@@ashleybobby1285 sometimes I question my existence.

[@sauroncito9972]

@@westhakan5824 good done

[@mrtoasteer3561]

PewDiePie lives is Göteborg and not Stockholm

[@Liraxiau]

"If Banjo Kazooie is revealed" Well boy have I got some great news for you

[@ashykn33s]

OP: what is it Liraxiau: banjo-kanzoo was revealed EP: YOU WILL GIVE MY SON YOUR NINTENDO SWITCH OR I WILL SUE YOU FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!

[@Press_START360]

Wallet Inspector OP: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY EUROS!

[@kazekori9593]

The Hero is dumb tho

[@Robot3k]

@@kazekori9593 yes, waste of an dlc character

[@slowvibezz486]

Heck yeah

[@mavallor]

How it should have gone down Em "why are you killing my son?" OP "Because he's a noob" Em "well why isn't he killing you?" OP "Because he's a noob"

[@darrenaqilawangsech8652]

EM:" well let him win" op: "that would make him a noob

[@just_someone4528]

Definitely shud of ended that way

[@electricjolteon7716]

well why arent the cops here because hes an noob

[@theweeb9077]

10 times better

[@RedSky98]

@@theweeb9077 do u mean 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times better

[@somefellow7440]

"Smooch da pooch *MWAH* " you and Yugo have the best friendship I swear-

[@ge0124]

Everybody liked that

[@improv6132]

One of the reasons I like rslash is because he loves his doggos. I'm not saying that all people who love dogs are good, but it's an encouraging start. And I'm initially mistrustful of people who don't like dogs without a good reason (like childhood trauma or something). Also not a deal breaker, but it starts them off in the hole with me.

[@sabersz]

@@improv6132 dogs are too pure for this earth, how people can't love them is beyond me

[@improv6132]

@@sabersz very true. If you don’t like unconditional love, absolute loyalty, and perfect companionship then your relationship meter is way off and I question if you can form healthy human relationships. You’re absolutely right my dude.

[@Raezialien]

r/: SmOoCh ThE pOoCh! i'm sorry, we've lost him to EntitlePupper

[@loserguy4848]

#MorePupperBits

[@alijawonsallis6659]

Raezialien lol

[@MasterXChief05]

17:00 lol entitled dog

[@venom9370]

r/entitleddogs

[@GhostFox728]

You realize it's just a matter of a time before it's on the T-shirt

[@xpossed]

"give him your nintendo or we will leave" Me : *_I SEE THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE WIN_*

[@platinum2283]

Tbh if she ended up buying the dlc for her son she would end up taking the game and or switch aswell

[@archivedjc]

400th like. Well deserved

[@faolanthepirateking2213]

"Give him your Nintendo or we will leave." Me: Door's over there. Don't come back.

[@snatchadams69]

@@platinum2283 it's only fair..

[@rishabhanand4973]

seriously, if i were em, i would have threatened to stay and continue annoying op until he bought the dlc.

[@Nineball2501]

"We can cuddle later, whatever you want..." 5 seconds later... Pupper: "It later now!"

[@GhostFox728]

Welcome to R / entitled puppy

[@alexwang982]

Not nearly as bad in my opinion lol

[@thatweirdkidnamedloser3084]

@@GhostFox728 when a puppy barks cutely too snuggle with there owners

[@GhostFox728]

@@thatweirdkidnamedloser3084 Yugo makes it his Mission to mess with him 😄

[@chonkv.245]

Why would you wanna wait to cuddle a puppy?

[@giwrgostheodorou2711]

His voice while talking like an entitled mom is perfect and serious XD

[@thepunmaker6801]

Indeed

[@vincehartzell7377]

@@thepunmaker6801 deedni

[@vincehartzell7377]

D e e d n i

[@thepunmaker6801]

@@vincehartzell7377 eedind

[@claireinglis37]

Ye

[@ChocolatePiazza]

"Crotch Goblin" that's one I'd never heard before.

[@derrinerrow4369]

what about Crotch Fruit

[@develynseether4426]

I've been using crotch goblin for years. Even said it to a Karen about her kid, she told me she was going to get me fired (I had served her when I worked in a supermarket nearby) I told her good luck....neglected to mention I had quit and was moving back to my hometown the following week.

[@KarmanicMizery]

WELL TECHNICALLY.

[@somethingironic8741]

It makes sense it's a goblin that came out of her crotch

[@bigmac8120]

It's like used all the time in America

[@skenana]

OP: If banjo kazooie is revealed I'll definitely buy it Nintendo: Genius

[@SimplyAnExistence]

Stealth Strategist I never played Banjo-Kazooie, but I’ve watched my brother play it when I was VERY young, so that game still has a special place in my heart. Definitely will buy him, and I never really care too much for DLC characters in Smash.

[@SoFtBOILeD181]

$25 USD for the Fighter's Pass with 5 fighters, more stages, and more music :)

[@vegitoblue894]

He should be coming soon

[@sterling8389]

I've never played the game, but Banjo and Kazooie look really fun and colorful. I'll buy!

[@Fruitypuncho]

he got his wish

[@jacquelyndiaz8675]

rSlash: "she basically-" Pooch: whine rSlash: "she basica-" Pooch: whiiiine rSlash: "she bas-" Pooch: whiiiiiiiiiine rSlash: .... Pooch: .... rslash: "...fine come here." 😂 so adorable. Love the pooch convo at the end.

[@cyberqueen201]

XD

[@benguest4834]

Pooch: whine rSlash: whine Pooch: whine rSlash: whiiiine Pooch: whiine rSlash: whiiiiiiiine Pooch: whiiine

[@clipzey1361]

Jacquelyn Diaz he does have a cute dog

[@wolf2403]

Basicall-

[@bellaheartwinky4986]

Pooch wins adorality

[@kidmaskell2692]

EM: you can't have a baby in December! Me: well there's no way to fucking delay it!

[@voidriftz5637]

Hahahaha

[@skyeplays1772]

The baby : YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME MERE MORTAL

[@gypsimccaffrey5687]

Well my daughter was born on my birthday and we are both 4 day early birthday presents for my mother and she loves it

[@catwithaneyepatch]

Remember that one guy who wanted to delay the eclipse party

[@rivenoak]

my niece couldnt wait either, 28 dec is her birthday. alt least she was so nice to wait after the holidays :D

[@danbro7789]

Nobody: Literally no one: Not a person in the universe: Rslash: SMoOcH Da pOoCH

[@StarAura101]

everyone: *happiness noise*

[@timsellers4946]

Er mah gersh puppers

[@lupinnoney7480]

I lol'd real loud at this

[@Lucifer666Est]

Is anyone complaining tho?

[@porschedude7687]

*U N O R I G I N A L C O M M E N T !*

[@oro_junestar]

"If Banjo Kazooie gets revealed" good news for you, bud

[@detectivebrofish8524]

@@cirnopyramidcirnopyramid8796 bruh what do you mean?

[@cirnopyramidcirnopyramid8796]

@@detectivebrofish8524 i mean im smiling like an idiot you flaccid pancake

[@BouncyBoar]

@@cirnopyramidcirnopyramid8796 "flaccid pancake" xDDDDDDDDDD I'm stealing that one!

[@HobkinBoi]

They'll bring Banjo Kazooie but not my little cabbit...

[@Chweemy]

Was thinking the same thing ::))))))

[@OutWithTheOdd]

r/Slash: *speaks for two seconds* Yugo: *W H I N E*

[@hannahshark8080]

You've just gotta smooch it right on its sniffer

[@marcellusgarcia1483]

Hannah Shark What type of Dog does he have?

[@hannahshark8080]

@@marcellusgarcia1483 A Floof

[@bruhmoment5509]

1:53 i am from Sweden and i laughed so hard when he tried to say it in Swedish ( he tried his best but it was just funny )

[@Nikita_Akashya]

I'm German and don't know a lick if swedish. I only understand a few things because it resembles German a bit. I even once guessed the correct language on a noodle package! I think it was danish. I'm not sure. Maybe I should learn swedish and then move to sweden. It's cold up there, right? Is swedish hard to learn for German people with Autism?

[@notfukinghappy]

@@Nikita_Akashya Swedish person here, i don’t know if it’s hard to learn but a lot of people here know English pretty well and it’s not super cold but obviously the higher in the country the colder, some place had snow in July this year but in skåne (most south region) it’s never really cold and you’ll be lucky to have snow at any part of the winter lol (don’t know if it makes a lot of sense) :P

[@Nikita_Akashya]

@@notfukinghappy Makes perfect sense. Here in cologne it can get really cold but we never get snow. But considering the kind of building you live in, summer is hell.

[@notfukinghappy]

@@Nikita_Akashya in the summer it gets around 20 to 30 c and in the winter it’s -10 to 5 c where i live (skåne) :)

[@Nikita_Akashya]

@@notfukinghappy Cologne had summers where it was over 40°C. But your winters sound nice and cold.

[@broccoligaming2429]

I like that the entitled aunt that keeps asking for more money is referred as EA

[@mlpfanboy1701]

Broccoli Gaming fitting

[@michaelmacdonell4834]

Irony is a dish best served

[@VicinalElk44104]

It's in the game. Challenge everything

[@cristensullivan7301]

EA Sports, it's in the game!

[@1prodJKD]

Sports

[@thegamingguy8636]

Guy says: if banjo kazooie is revealed I will buy it At e3: banjo kazooie revealed Me: I'm betting he got it

[@Boyofender]

how much?

[@yourlocalsplixson5081]

He got it before it came out hmmm

[@carterkeil1455]

We need a update

[@The-Omega-Blade]

"a boss killed my son in Dark Souls, i demand to have them arrested!" Police: " *Git Gud Scrub* "

[@bikingcycling1829]

GG

[@crimsonwolf6781]

Dark souls is hard for new players but my brother beat most of them with like a sword got from the dragon on the bridge and gold looking armor I only know this because I watched him play

[@brendengoncz5943]

1st play through was absolute hell it was my first game for me (ds3) in the souls series I spent 42 hours from start to finish when I started my second play through on NG+ it was a breeze I went from gundyr all the way to the twin princess in 3 hours lol now I’m on my 4th playthrough and now I cheese Lorain and lothric lol

[@darkstar2682]

Soooo dumb

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

Me as a police officer. XD

[@raarasunai4896]

Hugo’s saying, “Nope. No more work. Just me!” You really should just do like an hour long video of puppy bloopers over the past year. I bet it would get so many views! People love puppies!

[@phoenixfinch4653]

OP- "If Banjo gets adde..." SSB- "Banjo joins the battle" OP- "Shut up and take my money"

[@RecursiveTriforce]

(5:45)

[@hasbruh2987]

@@RecursiveTriforce 3 Triforce logos making a huge Triforce? 🔥😐🔥Mind blown

[@josephblanco8229]

Giratina Warrior 😂 your so right

[@6ttt6yyyy]

And now he is!! 😂😂

[@ednamirasty7240]

Soon kratos from god of war might join besides shovel knight is an assist in smash and in the original shovel knight the ps4 version kratos is a secret boss and the people at sonta monica actually considers it canon that means kratos might a dlc character maybe

[@mastermind64masterofminds68]

You: *starts to talk* Yugo: Daddy's talking!! *starts to bark*

[@malikmuhammad9085]

I like your profile picture, you good taste in Games my *G A M E R!*

[@ignoremyoldcringecommentsp7602]

This is at 333 likes so ima not disturb

[@fenorlex1126]

*Crafts Bork Gun*

[@passione2937]

*BORK*

[@spitfireprmkxix8340]

rSlash: literally says nothing Dog: silent rSlash: starts recording Dog: Awoooooo

[@spitfireprmkxix8340]

Edit: I wasnt even expecting 12 likes woah

[@spoffington]

Now you have 47 likes

[@shielamisagal3242]

now 53

[@snowsdeadaccount3514]

Now 58

[@carinet2795]

Spitfire PR Mk XIX now 79

[@Firedrake1313]

EM: "December really isn't a good month to have the baby" Yep, you're right. After all, look how you turned out. I guess I'll just have to be a better mom than you were.

[@nickolasdavis8373]

OUCH! She is going to need some burn ointment for that one!

[@bettod909]

Mom: buys game that involves guns and murder for her son Son: dies in game Mom: *surprised pikachu*

[@zoggy2252]

Hahaha

[@marcusdequan7512]

They get tricked in first part to buying and then 2 part they angry and like wth!

[@tobyguggenmos1936]

Mom buys a game rated for 17 and up *gives to 12yr son*

[@mypenisissmallbut6315]

Mom: Hey boy fuckingnsjsbhweurieissjsidjoskeoejr

[@rudyolfschiermeister8167]

This is like a parent who said GTA made her kid evil YOU HAVE TO BUY THE GAME KIDS CANT BUY BUY IT

[@CorKaboom]

“If banjo-kazooie gets revealed I will buy it without hesitation” BETTER GET OUT THAT WALLET

[@metaridkid1160]

NotVeryCreative fr

[@Dean2Shifty]

Hi bye

[@gameslayer6584]

Yep

[@w2krispy138]

*GUUU HUUU*

[@delta9006]

Literally about to say this...

[@viacarina5023]

Such a cute puppy. She is literally having a conversation with you

[@rosepuppy1984]

He But yes it’s really cute!

[@Lucas-iu7kg]

Lol... The bloopers where sooooooooo funny

[@set8602]

That father should have said, "Show me a supportive family member and I'll help them." Click.

[@piggy_queen_]

I hate entitled parents But the end RULED SO MUCH I LOVED THE DOG PART

[@playerxgaming9071]

cheese why you kid bakugo wuth ears?

[@RemnantElementor]

I just love hearing these entitled parents get what they deserve

[@piggy_queen_]

@Ditty Master oh i knew but still

[@mr.biscuits2160]

Call him doggo

[@angellightell5511]

Bork!

[@LoxaDAxol]

The puppy bloopers are the most wholesome thing ever.

[@quaz7078]

UwU

[@kcactus666patcher7]

lol

[@dangeddes855]

I couldnt disagree more. I find it so annoying

[@dangeddes855]

@xx lexiedavirus xx weren't speaking to you, shit breath

[@genderenigma8276]

Agreed, Pure, sweet fluff.

[@minecrash101]

"She basically" Dog: * Whining intensifies *

[@RadouTepes]

Pregnancy story: Mom: "It's just something to consider.." No. No, it isn't. It's something to laugh at and cause me to remove you from my life.

[@MKDyer1988]

When I told my mom I was pregnant and that my son is due 3 days after her birthday she was thrilled. Also my wedding anniversary is ON her birthday and again I had no complaints. She considered it a birthday present when I got married on her birthday. So that story made me fiscally cringe. Poor OP.

[@RadouTepes]

@@MKDyer1988 Right? Some parents are crazy...

[@Kapin05]

"Why should I pay for your game?" Why should he pay for your kid's happiness?

[@YooranKujara]

bEcAuSe He DeSeRvEs It!!!1!1!1!1!1

[@AnnoyingNerdLoL]

OOOOOH!

[@smiley2928]

OOOOO VERY SCARY!

[@YooranKujara]

@@smiley2928 What...? How is either of our sentences even supposed to be scary?

[@Kapin05]

@@YooranKujara i think he was just making fun of the "ooo" sound lol

[@vavi_]

I wasn't expecting a Karen impersonation to say "It would make crotch goblin soooo happy"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG

[@ethangae6908]

Wow

[@neildolinger6820]

I'll never understand which things YT decides to demonetize over ... This one seems like a slam dunk!

[@mauriceotc3804]

Crotch goblin lol

[@The_Str4nger]

"December isn't a really good month to have a baby." Jesus: Am i a joke to you?

[@Raptor_Ren]

Since he wasn’t born then, yes, you are a joke Caucasian jesus

[@jessequillen4695]

Man i will say this once, December may be cold but January, my birth month, is the coldest month of the year most of the time here in the midwest, which also comes with the most snow. In an extreme case is when we had a major blizzard a week begore my birthday which left a foot of snow on already 2-3 feet of snow and my family and i were trapped in our parking slot.

[@genuinenaruto2646]

Lol

[@thedarklord4808]

also remember the due date was 8 days before the ems birthday

[@jessequillen4695]

@@thedarklord4808 i had 2 friends in wisonsin who had december birthdays, one december 14th and the other on the 25th, but they would always screw with people saying they were twins. Now one was a 6'3" caucaisan with black hair and brown eyes, while the other was a 5'11" german with blonde hair and blue eyes (no not kidding this boy was the perfect aryan boy lol), but the biggeat difference would have been that the caucaisan one weighed 178 pounds, while the german one was 267 pounds, so there was a toothpick and an augustus gloop telling people they were twins, and some even believed them. But when i told them that i had a sister who was 1 year younger than me who actually looked like we could be twins with only difference being obviasly i am male and she was female, was that i am a few inches taller but people still thought we were twins, but what made it worse was our fashion sense in highschool, which was your typical edgy teen getup, such as black hoodies, black jeans, and in my case earbuds constantly playing rammstein or insane clown posse, for her it was same stuff but also korean and japanese musics, so putting us together and it would be easy to see that we looked like twins. She and i are litteraly one year 15 days apart in age and it is always fun to pick on her when my birthday comes and i get to say that i am now 2 years older then her for 15 cold freaken days until she gets her year and then she starts making fun of my belly brcause it is a rather jolly one (i am fat for those who can't understand) and so we are always even.

[@michaellogozzo2073]

OP: “if Banjo Kazooie is revealed” My brain: just to piss off crotch goblin, only get Banjo Kazooie

[@N3v3Off]

4:55 perfect reply to that is "Crotch goblin is YOUR responsibility, so YOU should pay for HIS entertainment"

[@Hakpi]

You beat me to say it!!

[@1701spacecadet]

Exactly my thoughts too.

[@velocity9250]

Legend

[@grim_gravy]

I also thought that lol

[@vintolio]

Has she never heard of "carnival" games? Their games she'd pay.

[@andrea8670]

"It's YOUR game, why should i pay for YOUR game??!!" "It's YOUR son, why should I pay for YOUR son?" lol seriosuly

[@marie-vy4mc]

EM: "it's only 20 euros" College students: *audible crying*

[@Horse-zs4xp]

College students : *-internal-** screaming*

[@Anonarchist]

College students: *out of ramen*

[@M1dn1ghtclub]

College student: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@KC-zc8ic]

I don’t hit women, but I’d slap that bitch silly.

[@martinxy1291]

As someone who's economy is down in the gutter (1 dollar = 45) I'd bitch slap that person without a second though

[@itaintalex1117]

At the 5 min mark. Me dying at the mom calling her child a “crotch goblin”

[@Fontana22]

"if banjo kazooie is revealed i will buy without hesitation" welp, i guess he bought it.

[@rabidrounds]

Yep

[@zacharycorbin1351]

I hope Sora gets into the game

[@CommanderBly5052]

Zachary Corbin to bad for you it was byleth

[@quandalecorbin1135]

I hope a final fantasy game character

[@CommanderBly5052]

Korbin Kuk Tifa, sepiroth, Titus, etc. anybody that’s a close range fighter

[@alexismckinnon717]

The dog: *GIVE ME PETS!!* You: Just wait The dog: *GRRRRRR!!! GIVE ME LOVE!!!!!*

[@anniesdrawings6578]

Lexi Mck his dog is a choosing beggar

[@MDErik_]

5:47 something tells me OP immediately bought the season pass for Smash Bros after E3’s direct 😂😂

[@jukeboxthegod171]

Monkey D Erik [Erkpo1] yeah

[@gwoppo3410]

literally every smash fan when they saw that.

[@a.s.i.n.i.n.e]

And it only took a couple of months

[@jaffaralfatlawy463]

Your right

[@jaffaralfatlawy463]

You right

[@stuartjeffery7817]

If I were that 911 operator I would of just said, “Ma’am it’s ok, he’ll respawn”

[@canadianbacon8320]

Lol. Genius.

[@enderbragen1659]

Big brain peraon

[@theyneverlearn3679]

EM: It's your game, why would I pay for your game? OP: It's your son, why do I have to pay to keep him entertained?

[@straangeette]

Amen! He should've thrown* that at her

[@retriever5229]

K.O

[@kylemontalban4496]

EM: BECAUSE ITS MY SOM ITS MY RULES

[@VicinalElk44104]

@@kylemontalban4496 well it's MY house, MY rules

[@dumbartist864]

JonTron: You f**ing killed her OP.

[@yeehaw8111]

For some reason the term crotch goblin is hilarious to me

[@carlosestevez3144]

Yee Haw your right sorry this was posted 3 weeks ago sorry for bothering you

[@chrisoliver5302]

I know, I can 't say I've ever heard the term before...but it works great!

[@sm00thi_b0i]

Same here m8

[@burningice8349]

Crotch goblin=brain pain

[@GeorgeGiann]

So I wasn't the only one who found it hilarious!

[@Sub-cl4qo]

Puppybloopers: *exists* Me: *but this... does put a smile on my face.*

[@adamkilmister8009]

Sorry couldn’t like it had to keep it at the perfect number

[@jqjaja5651]

Sorry i liked to become 70 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

[@rickardgadmar1046]

Me: is from Sweden and laughs when he Tries to speak swedish

[@random_guy5497]

This is relatable as I am Mexican and we pronounce one dish called molé, more like mole a, and people without the accent it often sounds like molee or molly, which is a little funny to me.

[@quicksilveryt4000]

I know a bit of swedish, hm Hej Jag talar lite svenska :>

[@Enderia2]

@@random_guy5497 i dont even speak spanish and thats what i would say

[@justcupcakeaka]

The Crazy Bird Man really? i thought most people knew that that é accent is pronounced with an ay kinda sound

[@random_guy5497]

@@justcupcakeaka you know not everyone most but some may not get it right

[@sirsaltthe1st769]

"I only use four star hotels so it's fine" Genuinely laughed out loud at that

[@NylaTheWolf]

SAME

[@superwholockfan2356]

I travel quiet a bit due to tournaments and I havent even stayed in a 3 star hotel.

[@jamesbingham4997]

Ep: your game your responsibility. Op: your child your responsibility. Ep: *suprised pikachu face*

[@AnArbiterAwakens]

:o

[@disci.mp3]

Thinking the same thing. Good one :)

[@pinkameana2477]

Em: “It is your game why should I pay for your game. That’s your responsibility.” Op should of said “Why should I pay your son that’s your responsibility.”

[@BluesArrived]

Pinkameana247 that’s what I was thinking 🤣

[@spydersoup8447]

Yeah, if I was in that situation, I would also say "Yeah, it's true that I do take responsibility on what I spend my money on, but I'm not buying something just to satisfy your son. If you want to son to be happy, you'll have to pay for it".

[@simonextra9689]

Should have*

[@kadencollin6996]

I was thinking that lol

[@RivadoShido]

This kinda pissed me off. That choice of answer is so perfect damn

[@levi9651]

RSlash: "is it dead? Did you kill it?" Doggo: *agressive toy squeak*

[@TheGrandbull]

“I’ll buy it if banjo kazooie get revealed” E3: I’m about to end this mans whole career.

[@phet1211]

*Start

[@ssj4vegeta238]

bruh how the fuck you beat me XD

[@066kshitizvsingh4]

I just finished reading that story and immediately went to the comment section to search for this one

[@1jidion]

@@066kshitizvsingh4 i did the same thing, im like, i wonder if he purchased banjo yet

[@ssj4vegeta238]

@@066kshitizvsingh4 lol i was about to comment the same thing after finishing it a few seconds ago

[@sebastianhopkins7322]

For the “Killing in a Video Game story” - the 911 Dispatcher would inform the EB that calling the 911 service with false accusations and reports is a crime and that she could be arrested herself and then hang up.

[@nothello1255]

I hope 😂

[@mlpfanboy1701]

Sebastian Hopkins also she should add to that the line “also PS tell your son “Get good!””

[@shoebox_coffin]

And you don't even call 911 here(By here I mean Sweden as I'm currently in Sweden which is also where I live), you call 112

[@Tanuki_Destiny2107]

@@mlpfanboy1701 If I was in that situation (which won't happen for a while because I don't have the money for a laptop and R6S) I would of just killed him after that and say, (kinda what you said) GET GUD, NOOB!, and leave the match, also unfriending him and also blocking him/ banning him from whatever team I may have created and that he joined.

[@Tanuki_Destiny2107]

And technically, I could put that as either, R/PettyRevenge, R/ProRevenge, or R/AmITheA**hole.

[@zlabobabil]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Entitled parents: HiPitY hOpPiTy tHiS iS mY pRoPerTy!

[@FBI-qh3sk]

Op: splish splash ur opinion is trash

[@mayapal2747]

spoopy ity poopity i live here NOW STFU U KID IDC IF THIS IS YOUR BIKE NOR HOUSE YOINK!!!!!

[@Riel_question_mark]

Sans The Skeleton voicy reference

[@zlabobabil]

person r/youngpeopleyoutube.

[@Gooniath]

*_STONKS_*

[@Devilboy_1029]

"I will buy banjo kazooi when he is released I'm waiting for him" Nintendo: get this man a banjo and a kazooi

[@roboj05]

rSlash: (records video) Fluffy dog boi: *Imma end this man's whole carrier*

[@deathwatchfury5875]

Yeeesss XD

[@FrickinRumbi]

I think the doggo would end the career instead of the carrier

[@Beeking_7edits7]

I see ur a man of culture as well

[@leviathan1082]

r/entitleddoggo

[@3daysdue]

Uhm well don’t look at me

[@Snail.luv3r69]

"HE KILLED MY CROTCH GOBLIN!"

[@saintcosby2216]

• Debi • 😂🍌

[@saintcosby2216]

Jk

[@lexbsar9235]

Lmao

[@wasteland_gz]

savageghost21 diy Dealwith it wtf

[@saintcosby2216]

@@wasteland_gz 😂😂😂

[@James-gu2hh]

“When Banjo Kazooie is revealed”. WELL LET ME TELLLL YOUUU!!

[@ethand1101]

This shit is gold

[@roboriley]

banyo Kazzoie

[@reaction6370]

And then there's also the Hero lol

[@alexandergriffith468]

I was going to make a comment like this james but you beat me to it.

[@imantapro]

Lmao he predicted it 😂😂😂

[@Ch1pzx]

For the second story OP should of said "but it is your son why should i pay for your son to play thats your responsibility" lol would have been funny asf

[@SarahDaWolfYT]

“Crotch goblin.” I’M WHEEZING

[@fatboydashredder9877]

"FUCKING LITTLE CROTCH SPAWN!!"

[@ASmarterThanAverageSeel]

Imagine if she actually named her kid “Crotch Goblin”

[@DeciduousArcher]

That would be epic

[@medicdozer]

You made me laugh for like... 30 minutes... ... ... Thanks

[@brokenrecord2704]

HEY CROTCH-GOBLIN DINNERS READY

[@idonthaverights5621]

@@brokenrecord2704 in demon voice *yes mommy I'll take the human meat*

[@brokenrecord2704]

@@idonthaverights5621 then the mother goes *OH WERE OUT LETS GO HUNTING DARLING CHILD*

[@beeptheguy]

The way you said “I want you to stop killing MY son” made it sound like she was saying “it’s MY job to kill him.”

[@NylaTheWolf]

oh shit you right

[@mandomotionstudios3896]

he has spoken

[@helicopterone]

@@mandomotionstudios3896 God has spoken, you are correct

[@justspheal489]

Oh god

[@Steve230YT]

Wow. Dark

[@Mileena_Dimitrescu]

I liked how his dog imitated his sigh XD

[@Kyler-O]

OMG I love puppy bloopers it's a great idea pls keep doing them Edit: thx for the likes❤️

[@maddentroy]

no no

[@tubeweeklycrunch3204]

@@maddentroy WHY?

[@emilycollins1825]

@@maddentroy u really are a mad pie

[@czerwonykwadrat6843]

/ Madpie \ yes yes

[@galeration2817]

@@maddentroy is the type of person that thinks puppys are too cute thats why

[@JustABill02]

In other news, The entire Swedish Parliament has just been arrested for murder...

[@brosandshortfilms7647]

youtuber pewdiepie will now comment on the matter. pewds: SWEEDEN 4 LIFE

[@bjorn_ligan]

Feck, need to run! See ta!

[@weebstrangler1193]

*dun dun DAAAAAANNNNNN* !!!

[@SilverSharj]

LOLZ GET REKT NOOBS

[@christinkarlsson4702]

CreeperKing3YT im like you tho and the same 😂

[@Shadoboy]

rSlash: Play with your toy so I can keep recording. Yugo: r/maliciouscompliance

[@pubby4155]

i hAvE rEdDiT

[@pubby4155]

aM i CoOl 🐓

[@charlesxavier870]

00:30 bruh my mans is mad humble about his siege skills. any platinum rank is extremely hard to keep in siege.

[@erosagape7944]

"It's your game so it's your responsibility" And thats YOUR child so its YOUR responsibility to make sure that they're happy, so pay up, Its not my job nor responsibility to take care of your child.

[@kmechwarrior1684]

I've have told her to GTFO a lot sooner...

[@forestfire2670]

It should be legal to shoot people like them.

[@MyBaby91307]

I was saying that in my head

[@fluxcptndavey4378]

5:45: Someone send this guy the Banjo-Kazooie Trailer.

[@greed_xiii]

That guy: "I'm 'ok' at Siege" That guy: *is Plat 3* Me: *is Silver 1 to Gold 3* Me: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@dynastyhunter5]

R.I.P

[@jackg5229]

I wonder what region he was queing in

[@zondfinn2100]

@@jackg5229 east euro most likely as he said Sweden

[@zondfinn2100]

@@jackg5229 nvm its called Eu north or West as they only have two

[@Larry640]

*is clearence level 8*

[@Semmahh]

EM: '' having the baby a few weeks early isn't gonna make that much difference." me who almost died cuz I was born 2 weeks early: b r u h

[@gamerboys7663]

Jokes on you, my brother was born 2 *MONTHS* early!

[@nicolegifford939]

5:46 it's your lucky day because banjo kazooie is coming to smash fall 2019

[@rainbowstreak9615]

"If Banjo-Kazooie is revealed" Well that aged like fine wine

[@2Ws2Ls]

[happiness noise]

[@drunkolxea8682]

@@2Ws2Ls banjo kazooie mains

[@dannyguners8080]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@KawaiiKing64]

Well OP, _TIME TO GET OUT YA WALLET_

[@rewindproductions7261]

That was my reaction XD E3 Was lovely this year

[@elizabethtrudgill9900]

"She threatened to sue... Dog." She can't sue dog, poor dog.

[@tanky_8677]

Elizabeth Trudgill he need a dog lawyer

[@timothynoak5967]

Dog lawyer: Woof. Woof woof woof. Woof Judge: Guilty

[@mrx8320]

"if banjo kazzio is reveled ill buy it" zinga

[@plutothewolf1953]

No one: Not any soul: LITERALLY NO SOUL: Rslash entitled parents: CrOtCh GoBlIN

[@imperatorczech9136]

Makes a perfect username

[@mothfard0]

No one: Not a single soul: Still no one: Her: nO oNe:

[@youngmastereraqueez9558]

OP: If Banjo Kazooie is revealed then I'll buy it. *WELL BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU!*

[@aIex_yz]

YoungMasterEraqueez ikr

[@brandifails3525]

Bruh you bet me to it

[@vietkitti]

SMOOCH THE POOCH! **hMWAH** MY HEART-

[@StomeAura]

“If Banjo Kazooie is revealed, I will buy it without hesitation” Me: well... I got good news for ya.

[@BwanaCrab]

Oh my frigging god Your swedish is ON POINT -sincerely; a swede

[@vex679]

I know right

[@nattiilish5692]

Yep all us Swedes of the RSLASH viewer community are welcoming the newest member of the Swedish speaking community

[@plumb356]

Ja, han var väldigt bra på svenska.

[@azraelssilver4820]

Rslash du var jätteduktig på att försöka uttala det svenska i texten. Keep up the good work

[@JamieJosef]

Super sweet update to the about the be entitled grand parent: “UPDATE Thanks (to most of you) for the support and well wishes! I gave birth to my beautiful son November 23rd at 38 weeks so I suppose EM unintentionally got her way. However to her credit, a couple months before I gave birth she was growing increasingly excited about the pending arrival of her grandson and seeing the error in her previous selfish comment. We hadn't spoken of her saying this nonsense again until at random she came to me and said, "Tell your little bump that he should wait as long as he needs and whatever day he chooses to come will be perfect." It may not sound like much given her original statement but this is her way of apologizing and trying to make amends. My eyes are very much open to who she is and it is very rare for her to ever acknowledge a mistake so I do appreciate her form of righting the wrong. Her birthday is this Tuesday the 10th and we will be going to visit her. She has said several times she is looking forward to spending it with her grandson. In the end, my son is here now, happy and healthy and I have a chance to be the mom I always wanted to have so life is good. Thanks again guys!”

[@LilicornRainbow]

Congratulations I hope your baby will continue to be as happy and as healthy as he is now.

[@lefishe2258]

Aww our b days are a day apart

[@alinahlamis783]

_Eeey_ , we're both November birthdays! xD

[@unknownenigma9342]

I have a December b day

[@alshotrodsandratrods8780]

Tell EM your going to celebrate it on his due date in December. you have too much on your schedule for November. Tell her she's invited and to bring a nice present.

[@monkeli1497]

"If Banjo Kazooie is released then I'll buy it without hesitation" Nintendo: Hold my beer

[@sweebow5288]

I was literally about to type a comment similar to this

[@monkeli1497]

@@sweebow5288 XD great memes think alike

[@ashtrowz]

This isn't his comment he copied it

[@Zepeup]

Unfortunately it's not Banyo Kazooie.

[@gigaswardblade7261]

hero to banjo & kazooie is like luigi to mario.

[@singingofsilver]

"December isn't a good month to have a baby..." "Oh it isn't? Sorry, guess I'll postpone it to later."

[@Kuoddo]

"If Banjo Kazooie is revealed-" _"GUH-HUH!"_

[@Acarinn]

this one.

[@kirbstomp3945]

he's right here, Officer

[@maxresman468]

Entitled mom: Where do you live so i can send the cops over??? *Swedish national anthem starts playing*

[@imjustafable]

[Russia anthem stops]

[@justin2308]

You know, I’ll think go and listen to that real quick....

[@gemmadan2445]

@@justin2308 same here...see u there😂

[@thespaceman8746]

I live in sweden and im pretty sure touché is not a Swedish word

[@HalfEye79]

@@thespaceman8746 Not a german word either, but a french. Nonetheless I have heard it from a German.

[@DarthCocoa]

“Why are you killing my son?!?” -EM “Tell your son to get good and maybe I won’t be killing him all the time”

[@simonezeidane1013]

DoN't "git gud" At mY sOn or I'm CaLliNG thE pOlIcE!

[@peterquill950]

Get good!!😂😂😂😂

[@dracostar1224]

GIT GUD N00B

[@thehiddenninja3428]

Or just say "okay" and never play with him

[@tsundemon]

*kid downloads aim hacks and wall hacks*

[@largeegothegreat3645]

As a person who was premature being almost a month earlier and being less then 4 pounds when I was born and spending the first few weeks of my life in a hospital the idea of perposefully changing your baby's birthday so it's "less hectic" is ludicrous (I'm fine and healthy now btw)

[@Yaniv_R]

“On the fluffy team, we have *SMOOCH DA POOCH!* “On the YT team we have *RSLASH* And...... *SMOOCH KO’s RSLASH*

[@testietfoot411]

'if banjo kazooie is revealed i will buy it' He freaking predicted it How the freak did this get so many likes

[@StygianAdara]

Right? My first thought immediately

[@AndrewChumKaser]

The legend

[@nomadify9]

TestietFoot so many people did, it’s actually insane

[@testietfoot411]

How the actual frick did i get 78 likes in 2 hours

[@GhrolAndPineapple]

I’m pretty sure everyone still believed that he would get in one day and he is just one of the many people (I’m also one of those people since brawl not GameCube sadly)

[@zombies5100]

RSlash: a woman calls the police on a guy because he killed her son... Me: well that sounds like a logical reaso- RSlash: in a video game Me: ...wow

[@אוראללינדל]

EA: "You should help financially to your supporting family" Should answer: "Sure, but you are not my supporting family"

[@elijahpelito4722]

Ep: *rEscheDuLe uR pReGnAncy it Is too CloSe to My BiRtHdAy*

[@leonardjamesdeleon5934]

Wut?.......

[@JackSpartson]

*Reads Title* The intelligence of our race has gone down the drain.

[@CaptainRed1000]

A specific subsection of humanity, but yes.

[@thycloverhunter3450]

Patrick Odonnell EP: WHAT’S *scough flips hair annoyingly* DRAIN

[@ele_n3]

FOORTNITE

[@jeremiahwright4450]

The type of parent that thinks you can pause a multiplayer game

[@wiskyvet]

@ewok king wow

[@OwlOwl900]

"If Banjo Kazooie is reviewed then I'll buy it" *softly smiles*

[@cestyplarpis7947]

Yes

[@sauceenjoyer6511]

BaNjOOOoOooOOOOO

[@calebmatthews7268]

I asked myself did banjo get revealed? Then remembered yes. Yes he did

[@itsKyee1]

If waluigi is revealed then I will buy it

[@marioandluigiplushsupersho5802]

He is released

[@marymitchell8986]

Absolutely loving your channel! 😍 Some stories are shocking, some hilarious and I'm creased up when I hear you laughing at the really dumb stuff 😅 I absolutely love the voices you put on especially 'Karen' and tales of just desserts are soooo satisfying when richly deserved! Thanks for the laughs 😀👍

[@dragonlordex]

"I hope you enjoy jail!" "I will!" ....Honestly, it is Sweden. He probably WOULD enjoy jail there. Bet their jailcells are like 4-star hotel rooms. =-=

[@derekmakowski1863]

Ask A$AP Rocky 😂

[@unsalz3795]

Yea , it depends on the crime

[@toxicity791]

Their jail cells are what they should be. Not lavish, but not inhumane. The point of prisons isn’t to keep people in squalor.

[@toxicity791]

@Whiterun Guard Except, you're wrong. In one paragraph you've already shown you have no real understanding of the point of the penal system, in the same way as a stereotypical boomer that goes on on the whole "lockem up and throw away the key" tangent. Perpetual imprisonment for the sake of social stigma is laughably pathetic, because it's a completely pointless drain on society. The point of incarceration is reflection and rehabilitation, which enables the person to eventually re-enter society as a productive member of the community that contributes to the tax base. Rehabilitation takes, among other things, a healthy diet, education, social services in the style of counseling and therapy for issues ranging from broken homes, through to domestic violence, through to various forms of substance abuse. Fitness and sporting facilities, potential future career choices, and a handful of other services are the things properly managed prisons SHOULD be providing. And most countries don't, primarily because they can't be bothered paying for it, and because people are cunts when it comes to social stigmas, meaning they don't give people the chance to re-engage with the community. But mostly the former, like the Australians' going so far as to privatize many of their prisons, which is entirely corrupt because the shareholders deliberately withhold vital services because they WANT inmates to re-offend, because it maintains their cash flow. The countries that run their penal systems properly though? Most of them have such a low rate of re-offending some of them have asked neighboring countries for their prisoners just so their prisons don't sit empty. So trying to say a prison should be some bear bones frontier land is the height of ignorance, and frankly a sign of an inferior mind.

[@stefanmore5454]

@Whiterun Guard U do not get much of life I quess...

[@LordyT34]

"December isn't a good time to have a baby" OK, guess I'll just hold it in

[@randomentertainment8927]

Hate to say this, but I was expecting the EM to suggest getting an abortion.

[@honeybuzz699]

@@randomentertainment8927 Honestly, I think that could of happen. It depends on how entitled the EP (Entitled Person) is

[@canadianbacon8320]

I’m a December baby so I guess I’ll just delete myself now.

[@honeybuzz699]

@@canadianbacon8320 Same

[@careywilliams3619]

I hope that her baby is okay

[@KOBRA-pc6kp]

I can imagine a karen runing out from the trenches in the midle of the war and *screach* ,,sToP sHoOtInG aT mY sOn!" Imagine a caren sueing both armies becouse she got a scratch during a ride caled *air strike*.

[@Nirrrina]

That would be the scariest army ever. Especially if there was more than one.

[@rulopee3234]

I literally can’t get that out of my head now Kobra, what have you done?

[@friedrichdergrosse7439]

@@Rosezellious both sides now Karen down Two opposing armies " Did we just become friends?"

[@voehau3479]

I wonder if there was entitled parents during the Holocausts MAKE THAT BOY BE IN GERMAN PRISON HE BEAT HIM I'M BASEBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@izzyxox1609]

Soldier: sir there is a crazed person out there what should we do? Guy in charge: by God, dont hold back. Fire at will.