"Where do you live?" "Sweden" Little did the boy and his mother know they were talking to Pewdiepie
@ashleybobby12854 жыл бұрын
No because he respect wamen
@xenaa20564 жыл бұрын
But Pewds is willing to fight stupid kids so 🤷🏻♀️
@westhakan58244 жыл бұрын
@@ashleybobby1285 sometimes I question my existence.
@sauroncito99724 жыл бұрын
@@westhakan5824 good done
@mrtoasteer35614 жыл бұрын
PewDiePie lives is Göteborg and not Stockholm
@Liraxiau5 жыл бұрын
"If Banjo Kazooie is revealed" Well boy have I got some great news for you
@ashykn33s5 жыл бұрын
OP: what is it Liraxiau: banjo-kanzoo was revealed EP: YOU WILL GIVE MY SON YOUR NINTENDO SWITCH OR I WILL SUE YOU FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!
@Press_START3605 жыл бұрын
Wallet Inspector OP: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY EUROS!
@kazekori95935 жыл бұрын
The Hero is dumb tho
@Robot3k5 жыл бұрын
@@kazekori9593 yes, waste of an dlc character
@slowvibezz4865 жыл бұрын
Heck yeah
@mavallor4 жыл бұрын
How it should have gone down Em "why are you killing my son?" OP "Because he's a noob" Em "well why isn't he killing you?" OP "Because he's a noob"
@darrenaqilawangsech86524 жыл бұрын
EM:" well let him win" op: "that would make him a noob
@just_someone45284 жыл бұрын
Definitely shud of ended that way
@electricjolteon77163 жыл бұрын
well why arent the cops here because hes an noob
@theweeb90773 жыл бұрын
10 times better
@RedSky983 жыл бұрын
@@theweeb9077 do u mean 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times better
@somefellow74403 жыл бұрын
"Smooch da pooch *MWAH* " you and Yugo have the best friendship I swear-
@ge01243 жыл бұрын
Everybody liked that
@improv61322 жыл бұрын
One of the reasons I like rslash is because he loves his doggos. I'm not saying that all people who love dogs are good, but it's an encouraging start. And I'm initially mistrustful of people who don't like dogs without a good reason (like childhood trauma or something). Also not a deal breaker, but it starts them off in the hole with me.
@sabersz2 жыл бұрын
@@improv6132 dogs are too pure for this earth, how people can't love them is beyond me
@improv61322 жыл бұрын
@@sabersz very true. If you don’t like unconditional love, absolute loyalty, and perfect companionship then your relationship meter is way off and I question if you can form healthy human relationships. You’re absolutely right my dude.
@Raezialien5 жыл бұрын
r/: SmOoCh ThE pOoCh! i'm sorry, we've lost him to EntitlePupper
@loserguy48485 жыл бұрын
#MorePupperBits
@alijawonsallis66595 жыл бұрын
Raezialien lol
@MasterXChief055 жыл бұрын
17:00 lol entitled dog
@venom93705 жыл бұрын
r/entitleddogs
@GhostFox7285 жыл бұрын
You realize it's just a matter of a time before it's on the T-shirt
@xpossed4 жыл бұрын
"give him your nintendo or we will leave" Me : *_I SEE THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE WIN_*
@platinum22834 жыл бұрын
Tbh if she ended up buying the dlc for her son she would end up taking the game and or switch aswell
@archivedjc4 жыл бұрын
400th like. Well deserved
@faolanthepirateking22134 жыл бұрын
"Give him your Nintendo or we will leave." Me: Door's over there. Don't come back.
@snatchadams694 жыл бұрын
@@platinum2283 it's only fair..
@rishabhanand49734 жыл бұрын
seriously, if i were em, i would have threatened to stay and continue annoying op until he bought the dlc.
@Nineball25015 жыл бұрын
"We can cuddle later, whatever you want..." 5 seconds later... Pupper: "It later now!"
@GhostFox7285 жыл бұрын
Welcome to R / entitled puppy
@alexwang9825 жыл бұрын
Not nearly as bad in my opinion lol
@thatweirdkidnamedloser30845 жыл бұрын
@@GhostFox728 when a puppy barks cutely too snuggle with there owners
@GhostFox7285 жыл бұрын
@@thatweirdkidnamedloser3084 Yugo makes it his Mission to mess with him 😄
@chonkv.2455 жыл бұрын
Why would you wanna wait to cuddle a puppy?
@giwrgostheodorou27113 жыл бұрын
His voice while talking like an entitled mom is perfect and serious XD
@thepunmaker68013 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@vincehartzell73773 жыл бұрын
@@thepunmaker6801 deedni
@vincehartzell73773 жыл бұрын
D e e d n i
@thepunmaker68013 жыл бұрын
@@vincehartzell7377 eedind
@claireinglis373 жыл бұрын
Ye
@ChocolatePiazza4 жыл бұрын
"Crotch Goblin" that's one I'd never heard before.
@derrinerrow43694 жыл бұрын
what about Crotch Fruit
@develynseether44264 жыл бұрын
I've been using crotch goblin for years. Even said it to a Karen about her kid, she told me she was going to get me fired (I had served her when I worked in a supermarket nearby) I told her good luck....neglected to mention I had quit and was moving back to my hometown the following week.
@KarmanicMizery4 жыл бұрын
WELL TECHNICALLY.
@somethingironic87414 жыл бұрын
It makes sense it's a goblin that came out of her crotch
@bigmac81204 жыл бұрын
It's like used all the time in America
@skenana5 жыл бұрын
OP: If banjo kazooie is revealed I'll definitely buy it Nintendo: Genius
@SimplyAnExistence5 жыл бұрын
Stealth Strategist I never played Banjo-Kazooie, but I’ve watched my brother play it when I was VERY young, so that game still has a special place in my heart. Definitely will buy him, and I never really care too much for DLC characters in Smash.
@SoFtBOILeD1815 жыл бұрын
$25 USD for the Fighter's Pass with 5 fighters, more stages, and more music :)
@vegitoblue8945 жыл бұрын
He should be coming soon
@sterling83895 жыл бұрын
I've never played the game, but Banjo and Kazooie look really fun and colorful. I'll buy!
@Fruitypuncho5 жыл бұрын
he got his wish
@jacquelyndiaz86754 жыл бұрын
rSlash: "she basically-" Pooch: whine rSlash: "she basica-" Pooch: whiiiine rSlash: "she bas-" Pooch: whiiiiiiiiiine rSlash: .... Pooch: .... rslash: "...fine come here." 😂 so adorable. Love the pooch convo at the end.
EM: you can't have a baby in December! Me: well there's no way to fucking delay it!
@voidriftz56373 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@skyeplays17723 жыл бұрын
The baby : YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME MERE MORTAL
@gypsimccaffrey56873 жыл бұрын
Well my daughter was born on my birthday and we are both 4 day early birthday presents for my mother and she loves it
@catwithaneyepatch3 жыл бұрын
Remember that one guy who wanted to delay the eclipse party
@rivenoak3 жыл бұрын
my niece couldnt wait either, 28 dec is her birthday. alt least she was so nice to wait after the holidays :D
@danbro77895 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Literally no one: Not a person in the universe: Rslash: SMoOcH Da pOoCH
@StarAura1015 жыл бұрын
everyone: *happiness noise*
@timsellers49465 жыл бұрын
Er mah gersh puppers
@lupinnoney74805 жыл бұрын
I lol'd real loud at this
@Lucifer666Est5 жыл бұрын
Is anyone complaining tho?
@porschedude76875 жыл бұрын
*U N O R I G I N A L C O M M E N T !*
@oro_junestar5 жыл бұрын
"If Banjo Kazooie gets revealed" good news for you, bud
@detectivebrofish85245 жыл бұрын
@@cirnopyramidcirnopyramid8796 bruh what do you mean?
@cirnopyramidcirnopyramid87965 жыл бұрын
@@detectivebrofish8524 i mean im smiling like an idiot you flaccid pancake
@BouncyBoar5 жыл бұрын
@@cirnopyramidcirnopyramid8796 "flaccid pancake" xDDDDDDDDDD I'm stealing that one!
@HobkinBoi5 жыл бұрын
They'll bring Banjo Kazooie but not my little cabbit...
@Chweemy5 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing ::))))))
@OutWithTheOdd5 жыл бұрын
r/Slash: *speaks for two seconds* Yugo: *W H I N E*
@hannahshark80805 жыл бұрын
You've just gotta smooch it right on its sniffer
@marcellusgarcia14835 жыл бұрын
Hannah Shark What type of Dog does he have?
@hannahshark80805 жыл бұрын
@@marcellusgarcia1483 A Floof
@bruhmoment55093 жыл бұрын
1:53 i am from Sweden and i laughed so hard when he tried to say it in Swedish ( he tried his best but it was just funny )
@Nikita_Akashya3 жыл бұрын
I'm German and don't know a lick if swedish. I only understand a few things because it resembles German a bit. I even once guessed the correct language on a noodle package! I think it was danish. I'm not sure. Maybe I should learn swedish and then move to sweden. It's cold up there, right? Is swedish hard to learn for German people with Autism?
@notfukinghappy2 жыл бұрын
@@Nikita_Akashya Swedish person here, i don’t know if it’s hard to learn but a lot of people here know English pretty well and it’s not super cold but obviously the higher in the country the colder, some place had snow in July this year but in skåne (most south region) it’s never really cold and you’ll be lucky to have snow at any part of the winter lol (don’t know if it makes a lot of sense) :P
@Nikita_Akashya2 жыл бұрын
@@notfukinghappy Makes perfect sense. Here in cologne it can get really cold but we never get snow. But considering the kind of building you live in, summer is hell.
@notfukinghappy2 жыл бұрын
@@Nikita_Akashya in the summer it gets around 20 to 30 c and in the winter it’s -10 to 5 c where i live (skåne) :)
@Nikita_Akashya2 жыл бұрын
@@notfukinghappy Cologne had summers where it was over 40°C. But your winters sound nice and cold.
@broccoligaming24294 жыл бұрын
I like that the entitled aunt that keeps asking for more money is referred as EA
@mlpfanboy17014 жыл бұрын
Broccoli Gaming fitting
@michaelmacdonell48344 жыл бұрын
Irony is a dish best served
@VicinalElk441044 жыл бұрын
It's in the game. Challenge everything
@cristensullivan73014 жыл бұрын
EA Sports, it's in the game!
@1prodJKD4 жыл бұрын
Sports
@thegamingguy86365 жыл бұрын
Guy says: if banjo kazooie is revealed I will buy it At e3: banjo kazooie revealed Me: I'm betting he got it
@Boyofender5 жыл бұрын
how much?
@yourlocalsplixson50815 жыл бұрын
He got it before it came out hmmm
@carterkeil14555 жыл бұрын
We need a update
@The-Omega-Blade5 жыл бұрын
"a boss killed my son in Dark Souls, i demand to have them arrested!" Police: " *Git Gud Scrub* "
@bikingcycling18295 жыл бұрын
GG
@crimsonwolf67815 жыл бұрын
Dark souls is hard for new players but my brother beat most of them with like a sword got from the dragon on the bridge and gold looking armor I only know this because I watched him play
@brendengoncz59435 жыл бұрын
1st play through was absolute hell it was my first game for me (ds3) in the souls series I spent 42 hours from start to finish when I started my second play through on NG+ it was a breeze I went from gundyr all the way to the twin princess in 3 hours lol now I’m on my 4th playthrough and now I cheese Lorain and lothric lol
@darkstar26825 жыл бұрын
Soooo dumb
@Alisibeth_Talia2125 жыл бұрын
Me as a police officer. XD
@raarasunai48963 жыл бұрын
Hugo’s saying, “Nope. No more work. Just me!” You really should just do like an hour long video of puppy bloopers over the past year. I bet it would get so many views! People love puppies!
@phoenixfinch46535 жыл бұрын
OP- "If Banjo gets adde..." SSB- "Banjo joins the battle" OP- "Shut up and take my money"
@RecursiveTriforce5 жыл бұрын
(5:45)
@hasbruh29875 жыл бұрын
@@RecursiveTriforce 3 Triforce logos making a huge Triforce? 🔥😐🔥Mind blown
@josephblanco82295 жыл бұрын
Giratina Warrior 😂 your so right
@6ttt6yyyy5 жыл бұрын
And now he is!! 😂😂
@ednamirasty72405 жыл бұрын
Soon kratos from god of war might join besides shovel knight is an assist in smash and in the original shovel knight the ps4 version kratos is a secret boss and the people at sonta monica actually considers it canon that means kratos might a dlc character maybe
@mastermind64masterofminds685 жыл бұрын
You: *starts to talk* Yugo: Daddy's talking!! *starts to bark*
@malikmuhammad90855 жыл бұрын
I like your profile picture, you good taste in Games my *G A M E R!*
EM: "December really isn't a good month to have the baby" Yep, you're right. After all, look how you turned out. I guess I'll just have to be a better mom than you were.
@nickolasdavis83732 жыл бұрын
OUCH! She is going to need some burn ointment for that one!
@bettod9095 жыл бұрын
Mom: buys game that involves guns and murder for her son Son: dies in game Mom: *surprised pikachu*
@zoggy22525 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@marcusdequan75125 жыл бұрын
They get tricked in first part to buying and then 2 part they angry and like wth!
@tobyguggenmos19365 жыл бұрын
Mom buys a game rated for 17 and up *gives to 12yr son*
@mypenisissmallbut63155 жыл бұрын
Mom: Hey boy fuckingnsjsbhweurieissjsidjoskeoejr
@rudyolfschiermeister81675 жыл бұрын
This is like a parent who said GTA made her kid evil YOU HAVE TO BUY THE GAME KIDS CANT BUY BUY IT
@CorKaboom5 жыл бұрын
“If banjo-kazooie gets revealed I will buy it without hesitation” BETTER GET OUT THAT WALLET
@metaridkid11605 жыл бұрын
NotVeryCreative fr
@Dean2Shifty5 жыл бұрын
Hi bye
@gameslayer65845 жыл бұрын
Yep
@w2krispy1385 жыл бұрын
*GUUU HUUU*
@delta90065 жыл бұрын
Literally about to say this...
@viacarina50234 жыл бұрын
Such a cute puppy. She is literally having a conversation with you
@rosepuppy19844 жыл бұрын
He But yes it’s really cute!
@Lucas-iu7kg4 жыл бұрын
Lol... The bloopers where sooooooooo funny
@set86023 жыл бұрын
That father should have said, "Show me a supportive family member and I'll help them." Click.
@piggy_queen_5 жыл бұрын
I hate entitled parents But the end RULED SO MUCH I LOVED THE DOG PART
@playerxgaming90715 жыл бұрын
cheese why you kid bakugo wuth ears?
@RemnantElementor5 жыл бұрын
I just love hearing these entitled parents get what they deserve
@piggy_queen_5 жыл бұрын
@Ditty Master oh i knew but still
@mr.biscuits21605 жыл бұрын
Call him doggo
@angellightell55115 жыл бұрын
Bork!
@LoxaDAxol4 жыл бұрын
The puppy bloopers are the most wholesome thing ever.
@quaz70784 жыл бұрын
UwU
@kcactus666patcher74 жыл бұрын
lol
@dangeddes8554 жыл бұрын
I couldnt disagree more. I find it so annoying
@dangeddes8554 жыл бұрын
@xx lexiedavirus xx weren't speaking to you, shit breath
@genderenigma82764 жыл бұрын
Agreed, Pure, sweet fluff.
@minecrash1015 жыл бұрын
"She basically" Dog: * Whining intensifies *
@RadouTepes3 жыл бұрын
Pregnancy story: Mom: "It's just something to consider.." No. No, it isn't. It's something to laugh at and cause me to remove you from my life.
@MKDyer19883 жыл бұрын
When I told my mom I was pregnant and that my son is due 3 days after her birthday she was thrilled. Also my wedding anniversary is ON her birthday and again I had no complaints. She considered it a birthday present when I got married on her birthday. So that story made me fiscally cringe. Poor OP.
@RadouTepes3 жыл бұрын
@@MKDyer1988 Right? Some parents are crazy...
@Kapin055 жыл бұрын
"Why should I pay for your game?" Why should he pay for your kid's happiness?
@YooranKujara5 жыл бұрын
bEcAuSe He DeSeRvEs It!!!1!1!1!1!1
@AnnoyingNerdLoL5 жыл бұрын
OOOOOH!
@smiley29285 жыл бұрын
OOOOO VERY SCARY!
@YooranKujara5 жыл бұрын
@@smiley2928 What...? How is either of our sentences even supposed to be scary?
@Kapin055 жыл бұрын
@@YooranKujara i think he was just making fun of the "ooo" sound lol
@vavi_5 жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting a Karen impersonation to say "It would make crotch goblin soooo happy"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG
@ethangae69085 жыл бұрын
Wow
@neildolinger68205 жыл бұрын
I'll never understand which things YT decides to demonetize over ... This one seems like a slam dunk!
@mauriceotc38045 жыл бұрын
Crotch goblin lol
@The_Str4nger4 жыл бұрын
"December isn't a really good month to have a baby." Jesus: Am i a joke to you?
@Raptor_Ren4 жыл бұрын
Since he wasn’t born then, yes, you are a joke Caucasian jesus
@jessequillen46954 жыл бұрын
Man i will say this once, December may be cold but January, my birth month, is the coldest month of the year most of the time here in the midwest, which also comes with the most snow. In an extreme case is when we had a major blizzard a week begore my birthday which left a foot of snow on already 2-3 feet of snow and my family and i were trapped in our parking slot.
@genuinenaruto26464 жыл бұрын
Lol
@thedarklord48084 жыл бұрын
also remember the due date was 8 days before the ems birthday
@jessequillen46954 жыл бұрын
@@thedarklord4808 i had 2 friends in wisonsin who had december birthdays, one december 14th and the other on the 25th, but they would always screw with people saying they were twins. Now one was a 6'3" caucaisan with black hair and brown eyes, while the other was a 5'11" german with blonde hair and blue eyes (no not kidding this boy was the perfect aryan boy lol), but the biggeat difference would have been that the caucaisan one weighed 178 pounds, while the german one was 267 pounds, so there was a toothpick and an augustus gloop telling people they were twins, and some even believed them. But when i told them that i had a sister who was 1 year younger than me who actually looked like we could be twins with only difference being obviasly i am male and she was female, was that i am a few inches taller but people still thought we were twins, but what made it worse was our fashion sense in highschool, which was your typical edgy teen getup, such as black hoodies, black jeans, and in my case earbuds constantly playing rammstein or insane clown posse, for her it was same stuff but also korean and japanese musics, so putting us together and it would be easy to see that we looked like twins. She and i are litteraly one year 15 days apart in age and it is always fun to pick on her when my birthday comes and i get to say that i am now 2 years older then her for 15 cold freaken days until she gets her year and then she starts making fun of my belly brcause it is a rather jolly one (i am fat for those who can't understand) and so we are always even.
@michaellogozzo20733 жыл бұрын
OP: “if Banjo Kazooie is revealed” My brain: just to piss off crotch goblin, only get Banjo Kazooie
@N3v3Off5 жыл бұрын
4:55 perfect reply to that is "Crotch goblin is YOUR responsibility, so YOU should pay for HIS entertainment"
@Hakpi5 жыл бұрын
You beat me to say it!!
@1701spacecadet5 жыл бұрын
Exactly my thoughts too.
@velocity92505 жыл бұрын
Legend
@grim_gravy5 жыл бұрын
I also thought that lol
@vintolio5 жыл бұрын
Has she never heard of "carnival" games? Their games she'd pay.
@andrea86704 жыл бұрын
"It's YOUR game, why should i pay for YOUR game??!!" "It's YOUR son, why should I pay for YOUR son?" lol seriosuly
@marie-vy4mc5 жыл бұрын
EM: "it's only 20 euros" College students: *audible crying*
@Horse-zs4xp5 жыл бұрын
College students : *-internal-** screaming*
@Anonarchist5 жыл бұрын
College students: *out of ramen*
@M1dn1ghtclub5 жыл бұрын
College student: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@KC-zc8ic5 жыл бұрын
I don’t hit women, but I’d slap that bitch silly.
@martinxy12915 жыл бұрын
As someone who's economy is down in the gutter (1 dollar = 45) I'd bitch slap that person without a second though
@itaintalex11173 жыл бұрын
At the 5 min mark. Me dying at the mom calling her child a “crotch goblin”
@Fontana224 жыл бұрын
"if banjo kazooie is revealed i will buy without hesitation" welp, i guess he bought it.
@rabidrounds4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@zacharycorbin13514 жыл бұрын
I hope Sora gets into the game
@CommanderBly50524 жыл бұрын
Zachary Corbin to bad for you it was byleth
@quandalecorbin11354 жыл бұрын
I hope a final fantasy game character
@CommanderBly50524 жыл бұрын
Korbin Kuk Tifa, sepiroth, Titus, etc. anybody that’s a close range fighter
@alexismckinnon7174 жыл бұрын
The dog: *GIVE ME PETS!!* You: Just wait The dog: *GRRRRRR!!! GIVE ME LOVE!!!!!*
@anniesdrawings65784 жыл бұрын
Lexi Mck his dog is a choosing beggar
@MDErik_5 жыл бұрын
5:47 something tells me OP immediately bought the season pass for Smash Bros after E3’s direct 😂😂
@jukeboxthegod1715 жыл бұрын
Monkey D Erik [Erkpo1] yeah
@gwoppo34105 жыл бұрын
literally every smash fan when they saw that.
@a.s.i.n.i.n.e5 жыл бұрын
And it only took a couple of months
@jaffaralfatlawy4635 жыл бұрын
Your right
@jaffaralfatlawy4635 жыл бұрын
You right
@stuartjeffery78173 жыл бұрын
If I were that 911 operator I would of just said, “Ma’am it’s ok, he’ll respawn”
@canadianbacon83203 жыл бұрын
Lol. Genius.
@enderbragen16593 жыл бұрын
Big brain peraon
@theyneverlearn36794 жыл бұрын
EM: It's your game, why would I pay for your game? OP: It's your son, why do I have to pay to keep him entertained?
@straangeette4 жыл бұрын
Amen! He should've thrown* that at her
@retriever52294 жыл бұрын
K.O
@kylemontalban44964 жыл бұрын
EM: BECAUSE ITS MY SOM ITS MY RULES
@VicinalElk441044 жыл бұрын
@@kylemontalban4496 well it's MY house, MY rules
@dumbartist8644 жыл бұрын
JonTron: You f**ing killed her OP.
@yeehaw81115 жыл бұрын
For some reason the term crotch goblin is hilarious to me
@carlosestevez31444 жыл бұрын
Yee Haw your right sorry this was posted 3 weeks ago sorry for bothering you
@chrisoliver53024 жыл бұрын
I know, I can 't say I've ever heard the term before...but it works great!
@sm00thi_b0i4 жыл бұрын
Same here m8
@burningice83494 жыл бұрын
Crotch goblin=brain pain
@GeorgeGiann4 жыл бұрын
So I wasn't the only one who found it hilarious!
@Sub-cl4qo4 жыл бұрын
Puppybloopers: *exists* Me: *but this... does put a smile on my face.*
@adamkilmister80093 жыл бұрын
Sorry couldn’t like it had to keep it at the perfect number
@jqjaja56513 жыл бұрын
Sorry i liked to become 70 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
@rickardgadmar10463 жыл бұрын
Me: is from Sweden and laughs when he Tries to speak swedish
@random_guy54973 жыл бұрын
This is relatable as I am Mexican and we pronounce one dish called molé, more like mole a, and people without the accent it often sounds like molee or molly, which is a little funny to me.
@quicksilveryt40003 жыл бұрын
I know a bit of swedish, hm Hej Jag talar lite svenska :>
@Enderia23 жыл бұрын
@@random_guy5497 i dont even speak spanish and thats what i would say
@justcupcakeaka3 жыл бұрын
The Crazy Bird Man really? i thought most people knew that that é accent is pronounced with an ay kinda sound
@random_guy54973 жыл бұрын
@@justcupcakeaka you know not everyone most but some may not get it right
@sirsaltthe1st7695 жыл бұрын
"I only use four star hotels so it's fine" Genuinely laughed out loud at that
@NylaTheWolf5 жыл бұрын
SAME
@superwholockfan23564 жыл бұрын
I travel quiet a bit due to tournaments and I havent even stayed in a 3 star hotel.
@jamesbingham49975 жыл бұрын
Ep: your game your responsibility. Op: your child your responsibility. Ep: *suprised pikachu face*
@AnArbiterAwakens5 жыл бұрын
:o
@disci.mp35 жыл бұрын
Thinking the same thing. Good one :)
@pinkameana24775 жыл бұрын
Em: “It is your game why should I pay for your game. That’s your responsibility.” Op should of said “Why should I pay your son that’s your responsibility.”
@BluesArrived5 жыл бұрын
Pinkameana247 that’s what I was thinking 🤣
@spydersoup84474 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if I was in that situation, I would also say "Yeah, it's true that I do take responsibility on what I spend my money on, but I'm not buying something just to satisfy your son. If you want to son to be happy, you'll have to pay for it".
@simonextra96894 жыл бұрын
Should have*
@kadencollin69964 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that lol
@RivadoShido4 жыл бұрын
This kinda pissed me off. That choice of answer is so perfect damn
@levi96513 жыл бұрын
RSlash: "is it dead? Did you kill it?" Doggo: *agressive toy squeak*
@TheGrandbull5 жыл бұрын
“I’ll buy it if banjo kazooie get revealed” E3: I’m about to end this mans whole career.
@phet12115 жыл бұрын
*Start
@ssj4vegeta2385 жыл бұрын
bruh how the fuck you beat me XD
@066kshitizvsingh45 жыл бұрын
I just finished reading that story and immediately went to the comment section to search for this one
@1jidion5 жыл бұрын
@@066kshitizvsingh4 i did the same thing, im like, i wonder if he purchased banjo yet
@ssj4vegeta2385 жыл бұрын
@@066kshitizvsingh4 lol i was about to comment the same thing after finishing it a few seconds ago
@sebastianhopkins73224 жыл бұрын
For the “Killing in a Video Game story” - the 911 Dispatcher would inform the EB that calling the 911 service with false accusations and reports is a crime and that she could be arrested herself and then hang up.
@nothello12554 жыл бұрын
I hope 😂
@mlpfanboy17014 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Hopkins also she should add to that the line “also PS tell your son “Get good!””
@shoebox_coffin4 жыл бұрын
And you don't even call 911 here(By here I mean Sweden as I'm currently in Sweden which is also where I live), you call 112
@Tanuki_Destiny21074 жыл бұрын
@@mlpfanboy1701 If I was in that situation (which won't happen for a while because I don't have the money for a laptop and R6S) I would of just killed him after that and say, (kinda what you said) GET GUD, NOOB!, and leave the match, also unfriending him and also blocking him/ banning him from whatever team I may have created and that he joined.
@Tanuki_Destiny21074 жыл бұрын
And technically, I could put that as either, R/PettyRevenge, R/ProRevenge, or R/AmITheA**hole.
@zlabobabil5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Literally nobody: Entitled parents: HiPitY hOpPiTy tHiS iS mY pRoPerTy!
@FBI-qh3sk5 жыл бұрын
Op: splish splash ur opinion is trash
@mayapal27475 жыл бұрын
spoopy ity poopity i live here NOW STFU U KID IDC IF THIS IS YOUR BIKE NOR HOUSE YOINK!!!!!
@Riel_question_mark5 жыл бұрын
Sans The Skeleton voicy reference
@zlabobabil5 жыл бұрын
person r/youngpeopleyoutube.
@Gooniath5 жыл бұрын
*_STONKS_*
@Devilboy_10293 жыл бұрын
"I will buy banjo kazooi when he is released I'm waiting for him" Nintendo: get this man a banjo and a kazooi
@roboj055 жыл бұрын
rSlash: (records video) Fluffy dog boi: *Imma end this man's whole carrier*
@deathwatchfury58755 жыл бұрын
Yeeesss XD
@FrickinRumbi5 жыл бұрын
I think the doggo would end the career instead of the carrier
@Beeking_7edits75 жыл бұрын
I see ur a man of culture as well
@leviathan10825 жыл бұрын
r/entitleddoggo
@3daysdue5 жыл бұрын
Uhm well don’t look at me
@Snail.luv3r695 жыл бұрын
"HE KILLED MY CROTCH GOBLIN!"
@saintcosby22165 жыл бұрын
• Debi • 😂🍌
@saintcosby22165 жыл бұрын
Jk
@lexbsar92355 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@wasteland_gz5 жыл бұрын
savageghost21 diy Dealwith it wtf
@saintcosby22165 жыл бұрын
@@wasteland_gz 😂😂😂
@James-gu2hh5 жыл бұрын
“When Banjo Kazooie is revealed”. WELL LET ME TELLLL YOUUU!!
@ethand11015 жыл бұрын
This shit is gold
@roboriley5 жыл бұрын
banyo Kazzoie
@reaction63705 жыл бұрын
And then there's also the Hero lol
@alexandergriffith4685 жыл бұрын
I was going to make a comment like this james but you beat me to it.
@imantapro5 жыл бұрын
Lmao he predicted it 😂😂😂
@Ch1pzx3 жыл бұрын
For the second story OP should of said "but it is your son why should i pay for your son to play thats your responsibility" lol would have been funny asf
@SarahDaWolfYT5 жыл бұрын
“Crotch goblin.” I’M WHEEZING
@fatboydashredder98775 жыл бұрын
"FUCKING LITTLE CROTCH SPAWN!!"
@ASmarterThanAverageSeel4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if she actually named her kid “Crotch Goblin”
@DeciduousArcher3 жыл бұрын
That would be epic
@medicdozer3 жыл бұрын
You made me laugh for like... 30 minutes... ... ... Thanks
@brokenrecord27043 жыл бұрын
HEY CROTCH-GOBLIN DINNERS READY
@idonthaverights56213 жыл бұрын
@@brokenrecord2704 in demon voice *yes mommy I'll take the human meat*
@brokenrecord27043 жыл бұрын
@@idonthaverights5621 then the mother goes *OH WERE OUT LETS GO HUNTING DARLING CHILD*
@beeptheguy4 жыл бұрын
The way you said “I want you to stop killing MY son” made it sound like she was saying “it’s MY job to kill him.”
@NylaTheWolf4 жыл бұрын
oh shit you right
@mandomotionstudios38964 жыл бұрын
he has spoken
@helicopterone4 жыл бұрын
@@mandomotionstudios3896 God has spoken, you are correct
@justspheal4894 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@Steve230YT4 жыл бұрын
Wow. Dark
@Mileena_Dimitrescu3 жыл бұрын
I liked how his dog imitated his sigh XD
@Kyler-O5 жыл бұрын
OMG I love puppy bloopers it's a great idea pls keep doing them Edit: thx for the likes❤️
@maddentroy5 жыл бұрын
no no
@tubeweeklycrunch32045 жыл бұрын
@@maddentroy WHY?
@emilycollins18255 жыл бұрын
@@maddentroy u really are a mad pie
@czerwonykwadrat68435 жыл бұрын
/ Madpie \ yes yes
@galeration28175 жыл бұрын
@@maddentroy is the type of person that thinks puppys are too cute thats why
@JustABill024 жыл бұрын
In other news, The entire Swedish Parliament has just been arrested for murder...
@brosandshortfilms76474 жыл бұрын
youtuber pewdiepie will now comment on the matter. pewds: SWEEDEN 4 LIFE
@bjorn_ligan4 жыл бұрын
Feck, need to run! See ta!
@weebstrangler11934 жыл бұрын
*dun dun DAAAAAANNNNNN* !!!
@SilverSharj4 жыл бұрын
LOLZ GET REKT NOOBS
@christinkarlsson47024 жыл бұрын
CreeperKing3YT im like you tho and the same 😂
@Shadoboy5 жыл бұрын
rSlash: Play with your toy so I can keep recording. Yugo: r/maliciouscompliance
@pubby41555 жыл бұрын
i hAvE rEdDiT
@pubby41555 жыл бұрын
aM i CoOl 🐓
@charlesxavier8703 жыл бұрын
00:30 bruh my mans is mad humble about his siege skills. any platinum rank is extremely hard to keep in siege.
@erosagape79444 жыл бұрын
"It's your game so it's your responsibility" And thats YOUR child so its YOUR responsibility to make sure that they're happy, so pay up, Its not my job nor responsibility to take care of your child.
@kmechwarrior16844 жыл бұрын
I've have told her to GTFO a lot sooner...
@forestfire26704 жыл бұрын
It should be legal to shoot people like them.
@MyBaby913074 жыл бұрын
I was saying that in my head
@fluxcptndavey43785 жыл бұрын
5:45: Someone send this guy the Banjo-Kazooie Trailer.
@greed_xiii5 жыл бұрын
That guy: "I'm 'ok' at Siege" That guy: *is Plat 3* Me: *is Silver 1 to Gold 3* Me: "Am I a joke to you?"
@dynastyhunter55 жыл бұрын
R.I.P
@jackg52295 жыл бұрын
I wonder what region he was queing in
@zondfinn21005 жыл бұрын
@@jackg5229 east euro most likely as he said Sweden
@zondfinn21005 жыл бұрын
@@jackg5229 nvm its called Eu north or West as they only have two
@Larry6405 жыл бұрын
*is clearence level 8*
@Semmahh3 жыл бұрын
EM: '' having the baby a few weeks early isn't gonna make that much difference." me who almost died cuz I was born 2 weeks early: b r u h
@gamerboys76633 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you, my brother was born 2 *MONTHS* early!
@nicolegifford9395 жыл бұрын
5:46 it's your lucky day because banjo kazooie is coming to smash fall 2019
@rainbowstreak96155 жыл бұрын
"If Banjo-Kazooie is revealed" Well that aged like fine wine
@2Ws2Ls5 жыл бұрын
[happiness noise]
@drunkolxea86825 жыл бұрын
@@2Ws2Ls banjo kazooie mains
@dannyguners80805 жыл бұрын
I KNOW RIGHT
@KawaiiKing645 жыл бұрын
Well OP, _TIME TO GET OUT YA WALLET_
@rewindproductions72615 жыл бұрын
That was my reaction XD E3 Was lovely this year
@elizabethtrudgill99004 жыл бұрын
"She threatened to sue... Dog." She can't sue dog, poor dog.
@tanky_86774 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Trudgill he need a dog lawyer
@timothynoak59674 жыл бұрын
Dog lawyer: Woof. Woof woof woof. Woof Judge: Guilty
@mrx83203 жыл бұрын
"if banjo kazzio is reveled ill buy it" zinga
@plutothewolf19535 жыл бұрын
No one: Not any soul: LITERALLY NO SOUL: Rslash entitled parents: CrOtCh GoBlIN
@imperatorczech91365 жыл бұрын
Makes a perfect username
@mothfard05 жыл бұрын
No one: Not a single soul: Still no one: Her: nO oNe:
@youngmastereraqueez95585 жыл бұрын
OP: If Banjo Kazooie is revealed then I'll buy it. *WELL BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU!*
@aIex_yz5 жыл бұрын
YoungMasterEraqueez ikr
@brandifails35255 жыл бұрын
Bruh you bet me to it
@vietkitti5 жыл бұрын
SMOOCH THE POOCH! **hMWAH** MY HEART-
@StomeAura3 жыл бұрын
“If Banjo Kazooie is revealed, I will buy it without hesitation” Me: well... I got good news for ya.
@BwanaCrab5 жыл бұрын
Oh my frigging god Your swedish is ON POINT -sincerely; a swede
@vex6795 жыл бұрын
I know right
@nattiilish56925 жыл бұрын
Yep all us Swedes of the RSLASH viewer community are welcoming the newest member of the Swedish speaking community
@plumb3565 жыл бұрын
Ja, han var väldigt bra på svenska.
@azraelssilver48205 жыл бұрын
Rslash du var jätteduktig på att försöka uttala det svenska i texten. Keep up the good work
@JamieJosef4 жыл бұрын
Super sweet update to the about the be entitled grand parent: “UPDATE Thanks (to most of you) for the support and well wishes! I gave birth to my beautiful son November 23rd at 38 weeks so I suppose EM unintentionally got her way. However to her credit, a couple months before I gave birth she was growing increasingly excited about the pending arrival of her grandson and seeing the error in her previous selfish comment. We hadn't spoken of her saying this nonsense again until at random she came to me and said, "Tell your little bump that he should wait as long as he needs and whatever day he chooses to come will be perfect." It may not sound like much given her original statement but this is her way of apologizing and trying to make amends. My eyes are very much open to who she is and it is very rare for her to ever acknowledge a mistake so I do appreciate her form of righting the wrong. Her birthday is this Tuesday the 10th and we will be going to visit her. She has said several times she is looking forward to spending it with her grandson. In the end, my son is here now, happy and healthy and I have a chance to be the mom I always wanted to have so life is good. Thanks again guys!”
@LilicornRainbow4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations I hope your baby will continue to be as happy and as healthy as he is now.
@lefishe22584 жыл бұрын
Aww our b days are a day apart
@alinahlamis7834 жыл бұрын
_Eeey_ , we're both November birthdays! xD
@unknownenigma93424 жыл бұрын
I have a December b day
@alshotrodsandratrods87804 жыл бұрын
Tell EM your going to celebrate it on his due date in December. you have too much on your schedule for November. Tell her she's invited and to bring a nice present.
@monkeli14975 жыл бұрын
"If Banjo Kazooie is released then I'll buy it without hesitation" Nintendo: Hold my beer
@sweebow52885 жыл бұрын
I was literally about to type a comment similar to this
@monkeli14975 жыл бұрын
@@sweebow5288 XD great memes think alike
@ashtrowz5 жыл бұрын
This isn't his comment he copied it
@Zepeup5 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately it's not Banyo Kazooie.
@gigaswardblade72615 жыл бұрын
hero to banjo & kazooie is like luigi to mario.
@singingofsilver3 жыл бұрын
"December isn't a good month to have a baby..." "Oh it isn't? Sorry, guess I'll postpone it to later."
@Kuoddo5 жыл бұрын
"If Banjo Kazooie is revealed-" _"GUH-HUH!"_
@Acarinn5 жыл бұрын
this one.
@kirbstomp39455 жыл бұрын
he's right here, Officer
@maxresman4684 жыл бұрын
Entitled mom: Where do you live so i can send the cops over??? *Swedish national anthem starts playing*
@imjustafable4 жыл бұрын
[Russia anthem stops]
@justin23084 жыл бұрын
You know, I’ll think go and listen to that real quick....
@gemmadan24454 жыл бұрын
@@justin2308 same here...see u there😂
@thespaceman87464 жыл бұрын
I live in sweden and im pretty sure touché is not a Swedish word
@HalfEye794 жыл бұрын
@@thespaceman8746 Not a german word either, but a french. Nonetheless I have heard it from a German.
@DarthCocoa5 жыл бұрын
“Why are you killing my son?!?” -EM “Tell your son to get good and maybe I won’t be killing him all the time”
@simonezeidane10135 жыл бұрын
DoN't "git gud" At mY sOn or I'm CaLliNG thE pOlIcE!
@peterquill9505 жыл бұрын
Get good!!😂😂😂😂
@dracostar12245 жыл бұрын
GIT GUD N00B
@thehiddenninja34285 жыл бұрын
Or just say "okay" and never play with him
@tsundemon5 жыл бұрын
*kid downloads aim hacks and wall hacks*
@largeegothegreat36453 жыл бұрын
As a person who was premature being almost a month earlier and being less then 4 pounds when I was born and spending the first few weeks of my life in a hospital the idea of perposefully changing your baby's birthday so it's "less hectic" is ludicrous (I'm fine and healthy now btw)
@Yaniv_R5 жыл бұрын
“On the fluffy team, we have *SMOOCH DA POOCH!* “On the YT team we have *RSLASH* And...... *SMOOCH KO’s RSLASH*
@testietfoot4115 жыл бұрын
'if banjo kazooie is revealed i will buy it' He freaking predicted it How the freak did this get so many likes
@StygianAdara5 жыл бұрын
Right? My first thought immediately
@AndrewChumKaser5 жыл бұрын
The legend
@nomadify95 жыл бұрын
TestietFoot so many people did, it’s actually insane
@testietfoot4115 жыл бұрын
How the actual frick did i get 78 likes in 2 hours
@GhrolAndPineapple5 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure everyone still believed that he would get in one day and he is just one of the many people (I’m also one of those people since brawl not GameCube sadly)
@zombies51004 жыл бұрын
RSlash: a woman calls the police on a guy because he killed her son... Me: well that sounds like a logical reaso- RSlash: in a video game Me: ...wow
@אוראללינדל3 жыл бұрын
EA: "You should help financially to your supporting family" Should answer: "Sure, but you are not my supporting family"
@elijahpelito47225 жыл бұрын
Ep: *rEscheDuLe uR pReGnAncy it Is too CloSe to My BiRtHdAy*
@leonardjamesdeleon59345 жыл бұрын
Wut?.......
@JackSpartson5 жыл бұрын
*Reads Title* The intelligence of our race has gone down the drain.
@CaptainRed10005 жыл бұрын
A specific subsection of humanity, but yes.
@thycloverhunter34505 жыл бұрын
Patrick Odonnell EP: WHAT’S *scough flips hair annoyingly* DRAIN
@ele_n35 жыл бұрын
FOORTNITE
@jeremiahwright44505 жыл бұрын
The type of parent that thinks you can pause a multiplayer game
@wiskyvet5 жыл бұрын
@ewok king wow
@OwlOwl9005 жыл бұрын
"If Banjo Kazooie is reviewed then I'll buy it" *softly smiles*
@cestyplarpis79475 жыл бұрын
Yes
@sauceenjoyer65115 жыл бұрын
BaNjOOOoOooOOOOO
@calebmatthews72685 жыл бұрын
I asked myself did banjo get revealed? Then remembered yes. Yes he did
@itsKyee15 жыл бұрын
If waluigi is revealed then I will buy it
@marioandluigiplushsupersho58025 жыл бұрын
He is released
@marymitchell89863 жыл бұрын
Absolutely loving your channel! 😍 Some stories are shocking, some hilarious and I'm creased up when I hear you laughing at the really dumb stuff 😅 I absolutely love the voices you put on especially 'Karen' and tales of just desserts are soooo satisfying when richly deserved! Thanks for the laughs 😀👍
@dragonlordex4 жыл бұрын
"I hope you enjoy jail!" "I will!" ....Honestly, it is Sweden. He probably WOULD enjoy jail there. Bet their jailcells are like 4-star hotel rooms. =-=
@derekmakowski18634 жыл бұрын
Ask A$AP Rocky 😂
@unsalz37954 жыл бұрын
Yea , it depends on the crime
@toxicity7914 жыл бұрын
Their jail cells are what they should be. Not lavish, but not inhumane. The point of prisons isn’t to keep people in squalor.
@toxicity7914 жыл бұрын
@Whiterun Guard Except, you're wrong. In one paragraph you've already shown you have no real understanding of the point of the penal system, in the same way as a stereotypical boomer that goes on on the whole "lockem up and throw away the key" tangent. Perpetual imprisonment for the sake of social stigma is laughably pathetic, because it's a completely pointless drain on society. The point of incarceration is reflection and rehabilitation, which enables the person to eventually re-enter society as a productive member of the community that contributes to the tax base. Rehabilitation takes, among other things, a healthy diet, education, social services in the style of counseling and therapy for issues ranging from broken homes, through to domestic violence, through to various forms of substance abuse. Fitness and sporting facilities, potential future career choices, and a handful of other services are the things properly managed prisons SHOULD be providing. And most countries don't, primarily because they can't be bothered paying for it, and because people are cunts when it comes to social stigmas, meaning they don't give people the chance to re-engage with the community. But mostly the former, like the Australians' going so far as to privatize many of their prisons, which is entirely corrupt because the shareholders deliberately withhold vital services because they WANT inmates to re-offend, because it maintains their cash flow. The countries that run their penal systems properly though? Most of them have such a low rate of re-offending some of them have asked neighboring countries for their prisoners just so their prisons don't sit empty. So trying to say a prison should be some bear bones frontier land is the height of ignorance, and frankly a sign of an inferior mind.
@stefanmore54544 жыл бұрын
@Whiterun Guard U do not get much of life I quess...
@LordyT343 жыл бұрын
"December isn't a good time to have a baby" OK, guess I'll just hold it in
@randomentertainment89273 жыл бұрын
Hate to say this, but I was expecting the EM to suggest getting an abortion.
@honeybuzz6993 жыл бұрын
@@randomentertainment8927 Honestly, I think that could of happen. It depends on how entitled the EP (Entitled Person) is
@canadianbacon83203 жыл бұрын
I’m a December baby so I guess I’ll just delete myself now.
@honeybuzz6993 жыл бұрын
@@canadianbacon8320 Same
@careywilliams36193 жыл бұрын
I hope that her baby is okay
@KOBRA-pc6kp5 жыл бұрын
I can imagine a karen runing out from the trenches in the midle of the war and *screach* ,,sToP sHoOtInG aT mY sOn!" Imagine a caren sueing both armies becouse she got a scratch during a ride caled *air strike*.
@Nirrrina5 жыл бұрын
That would be the scariest army ever. Especially if there was more than one.
@rulopee32345 жыл бұрын
I literally can’t get that out of my head now Kobra, what have you done?
@friedrichdergrosse74395 жыл бұрын
@@Rosezellious both sides now Karen down Two opposing armies " Did we just become friends?"
@voehau34795 жыл бұрын
I wonder if there was entitled parents during the Holocausts MAKE THAT BOY BE IN GERMAN PRISON HE BEAT HIM I'M BASEBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
@izzyxox16095 жыл бұрын
Soldier: sir there is a crazed person out there what should we do? Guy in charge: by God, dont hold back. Fire at will.