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[@rSlash]

"I CANT BELIEVE THE STORE WOULDNT OPEN AND THE EMPLOYEES WOULDNT WORK FOR FREE JUST FOR ME!" -Every entitled person ever

[@superoriginalhandle]

first reply

[@stiffpictures8971]

I DEMAND your first reply in this comment for my son! He got good grades and he DESERVES it!

[@IssacHoweiner]

How Rude

[@brandonhughes4571]

Hello rslash what about more stories of Kevin and story from members of the army how about it keep it up

[@eliannaskywalker435]

This BS makes me so upset

[@meep1998]

My mom wouldn’t wear my Dad’s rank, because she actually outranks him

[@staceyj3667]

🤙🏽💪🏼

[@rainbowcupcakeish]

meep 199 love this 🌟

[@babypandas806]

Well damn

[@breeallen1319]

This is fucking great lol

[@amberlance3221]

wish I could like this x100 times lol

[@Ava-qd5gx]

"911, What's your emergency?" "MY NEIGHBORS CHILD IS LAUGHING!!" "How exactly is this a problem?" "ARREST THEM FOR GIGGLING NOW!!"

[@dx1450]

Like I said in the comments, it's stuff like this which is why I quit my job as a police dispatcher. I just got tired of the stupid entitled people calling us with absolutely stupid complaints.

[@Ava-qd5gx]

It is really dumb.

[@user-bd1yv8gd5x]

Golden doodle person Fluffy If that’s how it really worked everyone would be calling the cops on crying children in stores lol

[@chekhovsgun7729]

@@dx1450 I apologize to you on behalf of my neighbor two doors down, if I had a penny for every time they called police because people were living their lives, I could retire at 21.

[@dx1450]

@@chekhovsgun7729 We had a family who would literally call us every other night for some reason or another. They once called us because of "suspicious people" lurking outside their house... turned out to be a couple of their neighbors just talking under a street light.

[@neniaemm6127]

"I have a toddler and I'm pregnant, so the library should stay open for me." Why do people think their inability to use contraception effectively is their ticket to absolutely everything?

[@womp8752]

Me: exists Karen:✋😡😠👪🗡🔊🔊🔉🔊🔊🔊😭😡😠😭😫

[@arianebolt1575]

What is it with people and acting like no one should ever want to get pregnant?

[@thechristianteen9167]

@@arianebolt1575 you can. Just don't try and use your pregnancy to try and get everything

[@badluck9968]

Okay first of all that's not what was said. And second of all they did mention that they felt like an inconvenience and seemed apologetic throughout the post. . .

[@Suo_kongque]

Karen spawns from the very depths of hell and are immediately put inside the dungeon. After developing their entitled personality, the demons immediately dispatch them into the center of the earth. They then claw their way up to a nazi graveyard and eat part of their carcass, pay their respects to hitler, and then take over a physical female.

[@thescoundrel793]

The first lady needs to learn that husbands aren’t Pokémon.

[@edoardogiancarli6325]

Husband i choose you! Use:shove the line!

[@nuggs942]

Dodge it

[@abidali4527]

The first story was like the Entitled Parent being a Pokemon trainer, who was under leveled for a fight

[@nuggs942]

@@abidali4527 lmao

[@mlpfanboy1701]

@@abidali4527 the first story in pokemon form Entitled wife: go pichachu Other woman: go groudon.

[@KnellMortem]

Flight Attendant: “How did you upgrade to 1st class?” Karen: “I’ve upgraded to 1st class!” Speech 100

[@tenhirankei]

We didn't ask "if you did", we asked "how"!

[@nolanhugghins7845]

"when I was a teenager I worked at Subway" Me:James?

[@karyncanup4311]

No no no...you're thinking of Sooubway

[@cityworker8574]

NICE ONE

[@benjaminwertz2379]

@@karyncanup4311 That place where you get 6 olives on a footlong?

[@ryancross9112]

AACTUUUAAAALLY soo UB way

[@aerinnn.]

Same i think they were coworkers in subway just thinking

[@redbirdsoph9258]

When i was in 3rd grade I took the “my dad can beat up your dad“ and made it even worse. My dad was in the military and he *diffused* bombs. And yet, when a kid was bugging me I would tell them “My dad can blow up your whole house“.. it still amazes me my parents were never called

[@hellomynameisjeff1487]

Sophia Stamm oh sheet

[@therealronnie5187]

I think you took it a bit to far

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

@@therealronnie5187 R/thatescalatedquickly?

[@adamchmielewski6162]

Hmhmhmhmhm

[@miguelespana5495]

Dawg....

[@Roman-rx2tm]

Cashier: That’ll be $3.99 Karen: ARE YOU THREATENING ME!?

[@creatorsoulchan]

tru so so tru

[@clairemanning5334]

Karen: WHAT?! BUT THE TAG SAID $3.98!

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

Karen: I am the great Cornholio.

[@anaustralianbloke3994]

Yes.

[@BigMan274]

That price tag was danger to the Karen because it wasn’t free

[@moved07305]

Imagine a entitled person vs an entitled person, yelling at eachother

[@kerianhalcon3557]

I was thinking the exact same.

[@Biebs74]

Dude, I would pay to watch this, a battle for the ages!

[@milliemaxwell5282]

Now I want to see that!!

[@isthissilverware9317]

Some random person who used to be a karen: congratulations, you played yourself.

[@moved07305]

@@Biebs74 I agree

[@RawrMeowmix23]

The military families that act like the first woman are freaking ANNOYING.

[@rachelanelalanimazzone427]

paige curse of the dependas

[@neleuzgrindis4257]

Im army wife. I dont ever talk about that to get better conditions. I actually even dont tell about that if not asked. This is exception here haha.

[@jedimastercaeli]

It would have been even more hilatious if the post commanders wife would have said, "Don't make me get the E-4 mafia squad out here." I know she probably never would have but still would have been epic!

[@alboimatri1864]

My mother is the wife of a Lieutenant Colonel. Sister of a Lieutenant Colonel AND a Major. She is also the cousin of a Brigadier General. All accounted as High ranks but she never uses the ranks for her own benefit.

[@Crescendolll]

My father used to be in the navy, we weren't Karens, we were actually pretty chill, until somebody starts, but it's rare, my dads 6'3 and everybody would never go up to him

[@iamnoona5425]

Nurse: "she's pregnant." EM: "no, she's a virgin." EM looks at nurse, Nurse looks at daughter, Daughter looks at nurse.. Nurse: "I see, Jesus is coming..?" Daughter: "his name is not pronounced 'Jesus', it's pronounced 'Jesus' (spanish pronunciation). We met last summer at EFs party.. ..oops"

[@sufferordie3412]

wow man

[@Dreamr4life1]

think what actually happened was that the girl's boyfriend knocked her up and the mom is against sex before marriage , hence the girl just got busted

[@sufferordie3412]

@@Dreamr4life1 yeah that's probably what happened, but the joke is "Jesus is coming." "No, Jesus (pronounced hey-seuss) is cumming."

[@Dreamr4life1]

@@sufferordie3412 ohhh I get it now!

[@Dreamr4life1]

Yes no need to remind me 🙃🔫

[@goommooster7572]

“How did you upgrade to first class?” “I upgraded to first class.” Hmm... yes... the floor here is made out of floor.

[@PeachesThePup]

I absolutely love that meme!

[@xBluegamerx]

"Well you see Mom i'm carrying the second coming of Christ" -"Virgin" Daughter.

[@pudgecodm9102]

I dont get it

[@purplestar322]

@@pudgecodm9102 You don't need to

[@nightmaresfrightmares7961]

Lol, reminds me of the girl from Dr Phil who thought she was carrying baby Jesus. She just had stomach problems.

[@gary230]

@@nightmaresfrightmares7961 yes

[@SkyManBGProductions]

Is it bad to abort it? 😃😃

[@RummerChan]

lol, the entitled person parking in someone elses spot hit home for me a little. I used to live in an apartment building, on the third floor. Because third floor apartments were more of a pain in the ass, no elevator, they were harder to sell people on, so they gave people that lived in them certain perks... like covered parking. When I first moved in, I had to leave several notes on people's cars because people would park in my spot every other day. I always made sure to take pictures of the note and their vehicle plate number for reference. My apartment had been vacant for a little while, so they were just using the spot til someone moved in. Little by little, people stopped parking there due to my notes, but one car was persistent. I got home after 8pm every night because of my job at the time, so I had no chance to get my spot, and the apartment office was closed at that time as well, so no chance of getting the car moved. Finally though, I wrote the plate number down, and called the apartment office on my lunch break, let them know the situation and plate number. I was friends with one of the girls working in the apartment office, so she went to check right away. Sure enough, the person was in my spot again and I was assured they would be moved by the time I got home. 8pm rolls around, and I drive in just in time to see the car being towed away. Woke up the next day, to someone staring at my car and wondering where the hell their vehicle was. I unlocked my car as I walked past her, and she bitched me out asking where her car was. I told her it got towed. She threw a MASSIVE fit in the middle of the road, screaming and asking why I didn't just ask her to move. I told her I did, multiple times, via notes as I had no way of knowing what apartment she lived in. She told me I never left a note, and I proceeded to show her dated photos of every note, and every dated photo of her car parked in my spot. She stormed off. I got a text from my friend later that day, that not only did the woman have to pay $300 to get her car out of impound, the apartment also got to bill her for the towing, which was another $750 because they had to bring a different truck so they could get the woman's car out with cars parked on each side and a low carport top over it. Needless to say, no one ever parked in my spot again for the 2 years I lived there. :)

[@commander3576]

Enjoyed reading this 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@nerdtasticzelda1737]

I love this omg parking stories are the best

[@LeafyPeach]

Good thing you were prepared

[@VaivaPaula95]

Omg how much you earn per month in America so you can throw such amounts of money to the right and left? Here in Germany you would get charged around 50 euros for the entire ordeal.

[@RummerChan]

@Fonzyboi Doggo wasn't trying to get it featured anywhere. Just sharing a personal experience. :)

[@JT-nj5ou]

As a nurse, I’ve unfortunately witnessed the “ Mom, your virgin daughter is pregnant” conversation. An intern (Who was so awful that my hospital actually dismissed him shortly after) led with a playful punch to the mother’s arm and said “Guess what…”. Moral of the story: Never ask a girl if she might be pregnant in front of her mother!

[@zacharykirby4613]

I work at a convenience store and yes, my favorite thing is seeing people try to come in the store after we close. Yes telling them that we are closed and the look of defeat on people is satisfying.

[@tenhirankei]

"How can you call it a convenience store when you're closing by the time I get here? That's not convenient at all for me!" LOL

[@jreererer8490]

The dude who blocked the EP from his car should have gotten even more drunk the next day.

[@sleeptyper]

Or pulled the fuse on fuel pump or ignition. "I'm sorry officer, my car seems to have broken down."

[@ChitenBugMan]

Even better idea. Drain your brake fluid overnight so the light comes on and it needs to be worked on first

[@jreererer8490]

But then they will tow his car to a mechanic or call a mechanic there and still take the car away.

[@ChitenBugMan]

I'm not sure where this story happened, but in my state of the USA you cannot call a tow truck on somebody else's vehicle on their own private property.

[@jreererer8490]

@@ChitenBugMan That's good

[@kasplatz553]

"911, what's your emergency?" "My neighbor is letting their kid play in their own backyard! Come quick!"

[@JaelinBezel]

Ah if only people like this were that honest. Sadly she'll probably make up some bs about suspecting op is abusing their son or is a sex offender or something instead.

[@angelopasia1439]

QUICK, GET THE MILITARY

[@KRS2000]

@@JaelinBezel There was a story on here somewhere before that had that.

[@barskepjusk]

THEY'RE ON THE SWING! GET'EM!

[@angelopasia1439]

@@barskepjusk GET THE A-10! BOMBARD THE PLAYGROUND

[@Jay-jb6wm]

When I used to work in retail, I had people yanking and knocking on our door an *hour* after we closed. Then they would just stand there looking in like they actually expected us to let them in. Hell no, I'm going home.

[@BillyBob-mp4um]

"So I kinda just slipped and fell on a baby, mom. I guess it kinda popped in."

[@sketchjunior7072]

“My husband can destroy your husband!” The wife version of “my dad can beat up your dad”

[@natalieschannel7675]

That’s what the narrator said

[@sketchjunior7072]

@@natalieschannel7675 I think I left that comment before finishing the video

[@saramay3112]

“They wouldn’t let me in after they closed!!” Yeah because if it’s already time for us to go home, we wanna go home, plus you’re gonna take time grabbing what you need, getting to the till and checking out. Also, if we serve someone, we then need to cash up and lock up the store all over again. By that time it could be 15-20 minutes after our shift is supposed to have ended, a big L for us working for free for you because you couldn’t show up to the store on time.

[@sanityisrelative]

Or getting into trouble for going into OT.

[@SoloEcho]

Calm down Sara, don’t beat her up! Let her go for now. . For now.

[@laureentje1996]

When I worked in retail, our checkout system locked up after 5. No way to check out after that. Too bad lady.

[@randominternetgirl1798]

Someone else might see and decide to pick something up as well. Honestly in that case it's best to just enforce the rule and not let anyone in even a minute after closing

[@Sociono]

The same thing happened to met. I worked in a grocery store and EVERY week this woman would pull up and ask if I could let her in 5 minutes after I closed the doors. I always told her "sorry we close at 11, but we open at 6 every morning." Each time the manager would come out and let her in since she only had (a few things to get) and she would end up filling up her cart and I would have to bag everything instead of finishing my chores (we had a chore chart). I would always get in trouble to for staying later so I ended up just ignoring the doors when she would come and hope she would leave. Sometimes she left but other times the manager just opened the doors for her himself. I guess they were friends... It was very annoying...

[@kajagunnarsdottir1782]

I swear people who don’t check when places close and stay after closing taking their sweet time are the worst kind of people.

[@leeqimin]

I work in a optical retail store (we sell glasses) and close at 9. Sometimes customers will come in at 8.50, and STAY UNTIL 10;30. The worst customers are the ones who force us to stay late and then go "oh it's okay it's late I'll come back another time" Makes my blood BOIL

[@fishflop1741]

"She's pregnant." "No, she's a virgin." Literally a line from Jane the Virgin. Great show!

[@lightpriv3425]

"I upgraded to first class!" "How did you upgrade to first class?" " *I UPGRADED TO FIRST CLASS* "

[@Zeekfox]

Is it wrong that I sort of want to try this, just to see how it goes? Haha.

[@astrolightingyt4531]

˚▱˚

[@iowafarmboy]

I feel sorry for the gate agents though that had to deal with her yelling, cussing, and no doubt demanding that the plane return.

[@caitlynnhatch9254]

@@iowafarmboy Someone probably told her the captain wanted her off their plane

[@mitrimind1027]

Shoulda upgraded her attitude.

[@Abnormalities55]

6:58 “I go to work at stupid o’clock “. I deeply felt that. I wake up at 4am for work.

[@sugarnads]

Mr. Candid yeah bus drivers everywhere feel that pain

[@helios4810]

Yeah I work at McDonalds and we open at 5 so we get there at like 3:45... it hurts

[@sheba389]

or while i was active duty, we'd refer to that as "o dark 30" or "the asscrack of dawn". fun times

[@corndogz911]

bruh i wake up at 3h20 AM and walk 40 minutes to work at 4h AM lol

[@wavybraid4193]

Mr Candid 😂 trueeee. I did babysitting and oddly enough most of the time I would have to leave around midnight.

[@thatguyinthegroup2728]

Saying "My husband can destroy your husband" Is like saying 'My T34 can destroy your mark I'

[@teayabrown3924]

"They will lock you out two minutes after they close." Yeah, lady. Once I shutdown the register, there is no pulling it back up. You're done for the night

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

Me: Really? Thank you, Captain Obvious. They're closed. Come back when they're actually open and getting paid to tolerate your bullshit.

[@BeckBeckGo]

I know I've been the sad face outside the window many a hungry evening, but I don't start knocking.

[@HardImpactInc]

“Ma’am, you can just say you’ve upgraded to first class...” “I didn’t say it. I declared it.”

[@Graythepossum]

I respect this reference

[@SergeantExtreme]

@@EmmyLeeRose What reference is this?

[@SergeantExtreme]

@@Graythepossum Hunter. What is the reference? I must know!

[@Graythepossum]

@@SergeantExtreme the office. "I didn't say bankruptcy. I declared it"

[@SergeantExtreme]

@@Graythepossum LOL. Good clip. Thanks for the reply.

[@effeffiagonalick5078]

This is why you have to tell your kids “no” every once in a while.

[@ajp2223]

Yes, I was thinking that as well! Far too many kids get their own way and become entitled children and adults!

[@joxzsh9553]

Yeah, it's scientifically proven that kids will be spoiled if they get everything.

[@cheeta_h3407]

Factz

[@WailingFriend]

I know right!!

[@Unavailablesorry709]

They're stupid, that's why.

[@sweetpotato7213]

"911, what's your emergency?" *"MY NEIGHBORS CHILD IS LAUGHING AND PLAYING IN THEIR BACKYARD ON A NICE DAY!!!!!"* "And how is that an emergency?" *"IT'S DISTURBING MY DOGS!! ARREST NY NEIGHBOR AND THE CHILD!!"* *Hangs up* "WHY DID SHE HANG UP!?"

[@erikblaas5826]

Maybe not realy appropriate, but I had an "urge" to call the ( local ) police station and notish them beforehand. In a way like: "Sorry to bother, but this neigbor dropped me this note, and to be honest to you, I think she is fruitcake enough to make it happen. Any suggestions on your part to solve this respectfully without having my kid locked indoors?"

[@Itasis2727]

“I slipped and landed on a baby” 💀 I can’t breathe my dudes!

[@planetbob6703]

EP: You are sitting in my seat. Move. Now! Passenger: Holy s***! This is a private Jet! How did you even get on board?!?

[@danielgehring7437]

Miss, no, that's the cockpit! The Pilot needs that chair to steer!

[@rhybaax8829]

@@danielgehring7437 news anchor: BREAKING NEWS A PLANE HAS CRASHED AND A PILOT HAS DIED AND A PARENT HAS BEEN CRITICALLY INJURED

[@muhamedhani4419]

UkGMrX TrickZ ummm, I DEMAND you pay me for emotional damages you caused my dead grandfather who died 20 years ago due to a disease that had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with you. I’m also suing you for breaking into my Lamborghini (yes, the EP calls the private jet a lambo) and trying to steal it *EPs in a nutshell*

[@dakotasanor703]

MOMMY I wanna play with the steering wheel NOW!!!

[@dakotasanor703]

Sorry I know nothing about a plane I know it's not called a steering wheel

[@galacticunicorn6319]

I worked at Starbucks and nothing in the world beat the feeling of seeing those sad customers at the door when we already closed and giving them the shrug of “nothing I can do!”

[@SckharVawn]

17:53 Last time this happened a whole new religion was created xD

[@Jambolski]

😂

[@megj6704]

Was there a star in the East? Did three royal looking dudes show up with gifts?

[@Goose_that_goes_honk]

The Karen catchphrases: “EK hasgotten real good grades so he/she deserves your [toy/pet name]! “I’m going to call your manager!” “I’m calling the police!” “That’s my kids property!” “He’s lying!” “My precious angel would NEVER do that !” “HOW DARE YOU!”

[@sharksxawesome3236]

The comment that deserves 1k likes

[@krzysztofbartczak3834]

"But i refuse. One of the things I, Rohan Kishibe, like the most is to find someone who thinks they're some hot shit and say 'No' right to their faces"

[@tarotaro3862]

You forgot “HOW DARE YOU”

[@darkhunter5293]

You missed 2 Karen lines: "ASSAULT!!!!! ASSAULT!!!!!!!" "RAPE!!! RAAAAAAAAAPEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@vincenthefferen7165]

don't forget but im pregnant

[@romanschmidke1955]

OP: "You can't just say you upgraded your ticket to First Class." EP: "I didn't say it. I *declared* it!"

[@raspberryjam3724]

EW: I upgraded to First Class! Flight attendant: May I see your boarding pass? EW: *I UPGRADED TO FIRST CLASS!*

[@thehiddenninja3428]

@@raspberryjam3724 I'm sorry, but how exactly did you upgrade to first class? EW: *I U P G R A D E D T O F I R S T C L A S S ! ! ! ! !*

[@aplanenerdandagamenerd9087]

This clearly shows the issue of people thinking staff don’t deserve basic human rights

[@ryancross9112]

Haha the office

[@waynefeller8824]

That one about the woman wanting someone's child broke my heart. She had had a miscarriage, and was clearly dealing with mental trauma caused by that. It hurts to think that not only is she dealing with her own pain, but is now inflicting that pain onto an innocent couple that had nothing to do with her own issues.

[@BeckBeckGo]

Yeah, that story made me feel really sad.

[@cosmicnovacat]

Sometimes people like that steal new born babies 😬

[@waliahmed6]

@@cosmicnovacat TF?

[@cosmicnovacat]

@@waliahmed6 there’s this thing in hospitals called code pink I think where they have a lock down bc there’s a missing baby happens more often than you’d think.

[@waliahmed6]

@@cosmicnovacat What did he saaaay?

[@lilmomok-fs7lb]

“My dad could beat up your dad he’s John cena” was very popular

[@winterfairyxoxo]

Entitled person: parks in someone's driveway Also entitled person: you're illegally parking!!!!

[@orio-kami7601]

I'm french, and I didn't really understood that lettre. Could you please help me?

[@orio-kami7601]

@scp 173 Thanks

[@SladesShitboxGarage]

scp 173 I am observing you

[@yamatotakahashi4114]

But maybe Karen can help us in Area 51 by screaming at the manager

[@deadprankerandgamer9722]

😂

[@Hanni49er]

All the Karen's are going to bum rush area 51...wait I live in area 51...crap.

[@saturnswachter841]

Yamato Takahashi Woah... Are you sure? I mean it seems pretty dangerous.

[@meganbrennan454]

I thought all Karen’s got taken to Area 51 when people got fed up with them?😂

[@bavarianmapper4566]

Orrin Metz oh no no no. The Karens are just gonna help break in by demanding the guards while we get the memes then run out to the home bases.

[@Lolmason0808]

I think the cops should’ve told him that he was drunk again and he gotta wait

[@AstroNOT-yet]

i worked at subway and sameeeeeee lmao. we would wave back at people 😂

[@cattdaddyncornflake3122]

Back when I was in school there was this lil boy who was so proud of his bodybuilding mother, that he would say, "My mom can beat up , your dad!" I still laugh about it too this day...

[@blackcat085]

When she was pounding at the glass door, I picture in my head the old woman on the bus in a vine video. I forgot the video name.

[@bitty4994]

What is that one called?!

[@spencerwoods3404]

*opera sings while knocking on bus door*

[@blackcat085]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpXdkqiQhsxmrrM This is the video

I almost feel bad that she lost her luggage but not really. ...also the fact that she thought pounding on the window would get a taking off aircraft to stop is peak stupidity

[@lilbutthead2107]

"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY" - Michael scott

[@aurelixaa0w030]

Omg! 🤣 The first story reminded me of when i was a child and me and my brother went tot be Park with our mom. So there were 2 Swings and i wanted to swing on one! So the kid that was on it got Off and told me i Could swing on it! The other kid that was Waiting for the other kid to get Off the swing. I get on the swing but His Entitled mom Said : “Why don’t you let my kid on the swing?” I Said nothing since i was shy. The kid THEN says : “thanks loser” is Say “ you shouldn’t talk to me that way! I didn’t do anything to you!” Then he says: “watch what your saying my dad is a police man!” I remember I told my mom to go home and she agreed since it was getting cold. When we got home I told my mom what happened. She said: “you should’ve told him : “my dad is the mayor!”

[@jambalaya1779]

I love his EP voice “wHaT bUt HoW aRe wE sUpPoSeD tO gEt hOmE”

[@thewildcobalt2709]

lol that story is so funny man, like, i died from laugher from OP's actions

[@cjlite0210]

Its his fault, he absolutely deserved it

[@kittygirl1756]

EP- how are we supposed to get home? Me- maybe if you used your brain little bit then that's something you should of thought of that but that's too much isnt it, probably would have to dust off the cobwebs first lol

[@minecraft6829]

The EP’s can’t use something that isn’t there in the first place.

[@starsongdoesstuff8027]

“I slipped and landed on a baby and it just kind of popped up inside of me.” -Rslash 2k19

[@purplestar322]

was looking for this

[@commonsense31]

I think the most used excuse is that they used a public bathroom and that somehow got them pregnant. And I’m not even kidding 😂😂

[@MsNoPixel]

Wait... that’s not how you get pregnant?! Obviously joking... it’s sad that I feel I have to clarify because some people will actually think I’m serious.

[@hulkinglasses7174]

SheClutches missed opportunity for some r/wooosh

[@ivytaylor1494]

More like slipped and landed on a dick 😂

[@deeking3683]

Regarding the 'accidentally' pregnant girl in the last story. I worked in my hospital's ER for many years. You wouldn't believe how often this happened.

[@meatman8867]

She should have made sure to be over the limit for the next day also lol

[@thequeen9164]

The selling the baby one is actually really scary, like what the heck

[@namelessdork2256]

Its nothing new, but it's still scary

[@Eislinn]

The second last story reminded me of an incident with one of our neighbor a few houses down from here. They held a big outdoor party in their garden all night music didnt stop till 4 am with lots of yelling as well. It was annoyng but nobody complained as we just let those pass as we belive in room for everybody. But then the next day the neighbor rigth next to them started mowing their lawn at 10 am and the man who had the party just flips out and yelling that they should be quiet so they could sleep! welp, told my husband to go find his noisiest powertool as well ;-)

[@danielgehring7437]

I used to live next to this especially entitled idiot. One day, he mowed his lawn at 7 in the morning, which was pretty normal; at about 9 I started mowing mine. He called the cops on me because he was napping and my mower woke him up.

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

@@danielgehring7437 So did EEI get a bill for misuse of the 911 system?

[@danielgehring7437]

@@jasondyrkacz8270 You know, I have no idea, but he and the cops did not get along so it wouldn't surprise me. The cop who came out was hopping mad about being forced to come out for such a silly call, the policy was they had to respond to any emergency call no matter how minor. Even if he didn't get charged for the call he did end up getting his comeuppance eventually: he bullied his way into getting a massive loan to quit his job and start his own DJ business, but word of mouth hit him hard and he had to default pretty quick. Then he got drunk as all hell at one of the gigs he did get, crashed the DJ van he had bought and put up as collateral, so the bank sued him and took his house and he had this massive breakdown on his front lawn while the repo men took all his stuff. That's the thing about entitlement, it gives you a false sense of power that you 'outsmarted the system' so eventually you'll trick yourself into thinking you really are that special and then life will smack you the hell down.

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

@@danielgehring7437 Even better.

[@river6032]

The ad I got coming into this video was perfect. It was a news story about a teacher who felt her students needed haircuts and cut their hair while screaming the national anthem.

[@jennywhite2462]

We had a neighbor like the one complaining about the kid playing when I was young. It used to make me mad until my mom explained that she had a brain tumor and when we yelled it gave her a headache. After that we toned it down. And she ended up being really nice she baked us cookies and made us quilts for special occasions. When I graduated she got me a white gold heart locket. Sometimes people are just being douches and sometimes it's something serious and beyond their control.

[@TheMouseAvenger]

That is actually really heartwarming. :-)

[@phycxo]

She protecc She attacc *But most importantly, They call the manger and never come bacc*

[@RoiEXLab]

Beautiful

[@just9717]

Manger

[@lookatmyprofilepic1999]

phycxo Look, a gacha that made a good joke :D

[@clasping8219]

@@lookatmyprofilepic1999 it's not a good joke fuck gachas and pewdiepie

[@fatalgravity]

What's with the double C's?

[@kassie6225]

Worker: How did you upgrade to First class? Entitled Person: I UPGRADED *Invincible 100*

[@benjaminwertz2379]

More like *ILLUSION 100*

[@dx1450]

"No, you can't see my boarding pass. You'll just have to take my word for it."

[@saintsinner4074]

Self illusion 100

[@epicsamurai5]

“She’s a virgin!” JESUS HAS RETURNED!

[@KrissiWil]

I worked at a drug store in highschool. I would have people try to argue the time with me when I locked the door in their face. “But my clock says 9:58!” “Yeah, well my clock says 10:01 and that’s the clock I go by. Sorry, come back when we open at 8am.”

[@MadMusic26]

I got one! Settle in kids, it’s story time! I work in a library that closes at 8PM. We do announcements starting a half hour before closing to let people know it’s time to pack up and check out. Usually things go alright, but last week this incredibly entitled woman tried to start something. It was about 7:58 when my coworker pointed her out to me. She was either a mom or a tutor there with her kid, and they were still spread out over the couches working on an assignment. “She stayed until after closing last night too. I’ll give her one more minute and then let her know she needs to pack up.” So we have her a minute. Someone else made an announcement that the library was now closed and the lady was still sitting there, not packing up. So my coworker goes over to her. “I’m sorry ma’am but we’re closed. Could you start packing up?” The lady kind of waves her off with a smile. “We’re almost done. Just a minute,” and proceeds to tell the kid how to finish his math equation. My coworker doesn’t give up. See, we stop getting paid when the library closes - any extra time here is on us - and we also need to be out of the building at a certain time so security can lock up. “Unfortunately I need you to leave.” Lady waves her off again so she tries appealing to her. “You see we make the announcements so people know when we close and to be out of the library before 8PM. The staff doesn’t get paid for any extra time we spend here.” Lady snaps. “EXCUSE ME?!” She yells. “I’m sorry how is it MY fault you aren’t getting paid? You are the one who chose to be here. If you want to hang around after closing that is your own fault not mine!” “I am not accusing you of anything ma’am. Since I had to ask you to leave last night I wanted to let you know how closing works here.” “Oh so now I am a repeat offender. You’re targeting me! I’ve been here 2 times in 2 days and now I am being harassed and targeted. You chose to be here!” She keeps shouting that at us. Like, yes we chose this job, but no, you are literally the reason we are here after hours. That’s what closing means: we close. Kid looks embarrassed. Coworker is fuming. I go over and we both stand there while she packs up, hurling more insults and weird logic, before following her out of the building. Entitled lady managed to catch our manager on the way out. We could hear the yelling from the break room and waiting until she left. When we went out our manager was really confused. We told him what happened and he agreed that the lady wasn’t making a lot of sense. (He also agreed to pay us extra since she kept us there until 8:20PM). The next day she came into the library and gave us this smug ‘I Won’ look, but left 5 minutes before closing. You get a lot of different people that come to the library, she was definitely one of the weird ones.

[@DavidWsTrainVideos]

MadMusic26 sounds like my first job. We had that one person, we knew by name, Would come in 2 minutes before closing and proceed to do a 15-30 min shop. Then would Intentionally buy more than she had the money for. And spend an additional 10 minutes taking when I am out asking for the total taking one more item out Asking for the total so on and so forth. I leaned the art of patience very quick in my first job.

[@BloodyGaaraOfSand]

Ep: I know the owner!! Screaming in my face. Me: you know my parents? I had no idea they were friends with someone as rude as you.

[@bavarianmapper4566]

r/rareinsults THAT WAS EPIC

[@benjaminwertz2379]

Hey ma! You know this cow?

[@BloodyGaaraOfSand]

Benjamin Wertz my dad actually happened to walk by, “dad you know this person?” Dad: who are you?

[@gianlucamyslimi1739]

Dad: Honey, did you hire a clown for our son's birthday? Mom: What clown?

[@dx1450]

Them: "I know the manager." Me: "That's funny, I don't recognize you."

[@justaguy5855]

The 1st story is like kids lie about their dad’s job

[@arctic_shadow578]

My dad's the president of the United states XD

[@TrailRider1200]

the first story.. "there's always a bigger fish"

[@djninja2425]

"I upgeaded to first class" "May i se-" "I UPGRADED TO FIRST CLASS!"

[@a.s.g8334]

MADAM THIS ISNT COD

[@mangobot232]

If someone parks in my drive or across it I’m getting it towed no exceptions

[@neovongola8015]

2:12 My DaD cAn BeAt YoUr DaD Me: But I can beat you up EK: Bu- Me: And nearly broke your arms EK: My dad I- Me: Plus nearly kill you *whispers to his ears* Wanna see it?

[@sheepguyorsomethingidk5496]

Why does this EK guy remind me of Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter?

[@miguelespana5495]

R/iamverybadass vibes

[@neovongola8015]

@@miguelespana5495 I mean, the comment was meant to be satirical, but if you want the free karma go ahead. Just make sure I get a green circle please

[@Bob-jm8kl]

I worked in property management for 600 some odd rental units. Rent was due on the 1st, but we gave a grace period until the 3rd at 6:00 PM when the office closed. Everyday, no one hung out past 6:00; we were gone. The next day there was a check in the mail slot. So she got charged a late fee. She was pissed saying that she was only 5 minutes late. I told her that she was 3 days and 5 minutes late.

[@softie7450]

10:50 I work in retail and have shamelessly locked the doors EXACTLY at closing with cars still in the parking lot. Should have came earlier 😬

[@ajp2223]

And so you should! In this world of information, people should know when the shop shuts also they should look at a clock or a watch and see if they've got enough time to shop before closing time!? If not, then miss out and go tomorrow!

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

@@ajp2223 Seeing as how most people can't look away from their cell phones, most people should already know the time.

[@Nevrex]

The one with the customers coming late is so true. We have a policy where we close our doors 15 minutes before closing time (so we only give service to those that were already inside while we start closing). Every now and then, someone arrives at the last 10 minutes and goes crazy when we explain that we can't let him/her in. Putting their leg between the doors, threatening they'll sue and that it's "inhuman" to treat them like this.

[@SunFermona]

That story is so universally common. I see it every day at my shopping mall in Italy too. Stupidity doesn't know boundaries.

[@paulfuray8557]

I find that SO annoying, the opening and shutting times are usually displayed on the door, but somehow entitled people think they times don’t apply to them. When store shuts to the public. Huge supermarkets - it’s only open to STAFF on nightshift to re-stock.

[@erikblaas5826]

If I were to face those kind of costumers ( who try to force entry or treaten to sue ), I would let them in..... under one condition: if there are goods in their hands, basket or cart not already payed for when the till closes, they will have to face the cops for shoplifting. ( overtime charges added to the bill ). So they will have to pay plenty for not getting any goods.

[@ShelbyZealand]

See, I disagree with that. If the store's posted hours say "9 to 5" and I walk in at 4:50, I should be fully allowed to make a purchase. If the store makes "we're closing, come pay!" announcements and still I dilly dally and rock up to the register at 5:05 expecting to pay and am told "Nope, sorry," well, that's one thing. I was warned, I saw the hours, that's fair and on me. But if I walk in at 4:50 and am ready to pay at 4:55, I should be allowed to and the store's own business hours say I can. If the store wants to stop doing business at 4:45, post special purchasing hours, or whatever the owners want to call them.

[@nerdly745]

As someone who works in a library, the library one happens almost every time we close. People flustered that we have a closing time. “Huh the library isn’t open 24/7?” Was a legit question I got once while leaving work. We’re open from 9:30 am to 9:00 pm Monday - Friday and on Saturday 9 - 5, Sunday 1 - 5. In the summers on Friday it’s 9:30pm to 5 and Sundays closed. On weekdays that’s 11 and a half hours each day to come in. So many people come in 5 mins before close and act as if we just live there and cannot be inconvenienced bc it’s our job. Luckily I can leave because of my position but so many of my co workers have to keep serving after we close.

[@Lapis-lazauli]

Same but at Walmart but my brother asked and was surprised

[@certifiedfurry]

Fun Fact: If you don't slash all 4 tires insurance doesnt pay for it (according to an INSANE r/nicegirls post)

[@sycodude9849]

"my dad could beat up your dad" 😂😂😂 That happened to me when me and my cousins went to the park. This girl got mad at us cuz we were on the monkey bars and told us "My dad's a cop and I could have you guys go to jail!". Me and my cousins knew my dad actually works in the police force. And we told her "Cops aren't allowed to do that and my dad was actually in the police force." The girl screamed stuff at us and her dad came up to us apologized and took her away. He wasn't an officer........ He was a manager at a gym..... They turned out to be my cousins neighbors

[@donkeyhobo34]

I'm in love with you

[@paulfuray8557]

That story about the woman thinking she can just declare she was “upgraded” on the plane. Some people 😡

[@dx1450]

Pretty awesome how the captain tricked her. "Ma'am, go see the ticket agent." One, two, three, four, five... "Flight attendants, prepare for departure."

[@Renville80]

Joe Mama agreed. Her luggage was probably on the plane too. Instant Excedrin headache for the entitled bxxch.

[@rockstermaniac]

what probably happened is she probably hounded the ticket agent to upgrade her because she didn't like her coach ticket but either didn't know shed purchased coach or (more likely) was hoping to get first class for cheap. The ticket agent probably told her that they might be able to upgrade her if there's any space available either because she gave a semi-plausible story as an excuse why she needed to upgrade or (more likely) to get her to go away from their station and stop wasting their time. So she took that to mean that she was UPGRADED... Then when she saw that there weren't any seats available in first class but SWEET LUCK one of those seats was being used by an employee she moved in for the kill.

[@rosinlapsi]

2:08 *sad living in the middle of a forest noises*

[@viciousrocksyourwrld]

I work at a store that's known for its bath items it's pretty popular you're probably thinking of it now. I was once closing our gate at the appropriate closing time and this couple comes rushing towards me still a few feet away as I closed and locked it, the man looked so offended and asked for me to open the gate. I told him we were closed and that I couldn't let him in. He pointed to his wife ( who was pregnant) and said " You're really not going to let us in, my wife is pregnant." I shrugged " we're closed, I can't open the gate for anyone, pregnant or not" he looked at his watch and told me " you literally only closed a minute ago" and I said " you're correct sir, we did close a minute ago, you're welcome to come back tomorrow at 10 am when we open again." and walked away to him shouting " She's pregnant!" why do people assume we'll change closing or opening times because their S/O is pregnant?

[@labyrinthgirl17]

The one about the library made me think of a positive incident I experienced years ago. I'm a bibliophile, I adore books, my favorite place to be is the library or at a quiet bookstore. When I was a kid, probably in my tweens, my mom would drop me off at the local library while she ran errands and the like, and then come get me later. One time, she was supposed to pick me up right before closing; closing time came and went, and she wasn't there; she got stuck behind the mess of a car crash, so it took awhile for her to get through and this was before we all had cellphones. Now, at this point, aside from a couple librarians, I was the only person in the building. I was sitting in the area between the actual library and the outside, as I didn't want to appear like I was refusing to leave after closing, but I didn't want to wait outside in the dark either. As the librarians came out to leave and lock the first set of doors, one of them, who knew me and my mom well, saw me still sitting near the exit. After explaining what was going on, she was kind enough to wait an additional 10 minutes before my mom showed up so she could lock the second set of doors after I left. That random kindness did a lot for a young kid who didn't know where her mom was and didn't know what to do when the building had to be fully locked. Plus, it showed me that being kind to others can have that kindness returned when I needed it the most. : )

[@dead9247]

She was a kind person. :)

[@smolbean2110]

The library one annoyed me because I work at a fast food place an dive been doing a lot of closing shifts. There are things we're not allowed to do with guests still there, like vacuuming, so the longer they stay there the longer i have to be there and everybody else because we all leave as a group. The employee probably wanted to get home because they had stuff to do or was exhausted. My work closes at 10 but on a good day we finish cleaning and everything at 11. Typically it goes longer, closer to midnight, and I'm a high school student so Fridays are tiring. I would be pissed if you came in with your family a few minutes till close on a Friday night and ate a full diner in the dining room.

[@dx1450]

While I give the OP in this video credit for not staying later than 6:03, it's still rude to show up right before closing. I've done this at our local grocery store when I just needed one thing and I knew where it was. I felt so guilty for getting there like two minutes before closing I ran to go grab it and then ran to the checkout. They said it was fine but I still apologized because I knew they wanted to get out of there and go home. I run a small business and I know what it's like for people to come in two minutes before closing.

[@necrona]

@@dx1450 Also, in her comment she said that this happened to her several times... so she had gone there, before closing, more than once. I'm assuming the first time this happened people were nice to her but after she did this a couple more times, I can see why they looked annoyed. Also, we know that this time she left at 6:03 but the previous times it might have taken longer... so I don't give her any credit.

[@Atropabelopa]

@@smolbean2110 the library one was the only one that didn't sound that bad to me tbh. I also worked in food service for many years and I never had issues with people showing up just before closing. Just because I'm tired doesn't mean I'm entitled to not serve people that walk through the door when the place is officially open. It was my job after all. Once the clock struct 10 then no new customers but if it's 9:55 then we are open and people have every right to walk through the door and order a sandwich.

[@WeFoundAtlantis]

Last year around Christmas I had a customer call my store and say their GPS claimed they would arrive four or so minutes after closing. She asked me if I could keep the store open for her so she could grab one thing. I told her I couldn’t and that it could get me in trouble to leave the doors open after hours. She said “oh you don’t have to leave them open, just unlock them when I come.” This was at almost 9pm and we’d already been open 12 hours at that point. She had half a day to come by but instead waited until the last minute. She tried to argue and order that I let her in despite it putting me and my crew at risk. She ended the call by saying she would see me soon and that I would let her in. I don’t know if she did ever try to come by but she called back and another employee answered and gave her my name. Nothing ever came of it but the gall some people have is astounding.

[@glennrishton5679]

I see nothing wrong with calling and asking....but if the answer is no accept the answer. However dont assume because the store was open 12 hours that the customer had 12 hours to get there, maybe they just finished a 12 hour shift working too.

[@WeFoundAtlantis]

Glenn Rishton Okay, Karen.

[@glennrishton5679]

@@WeFoundAtlantis Years ago I owned a store, turned into a non profit business so I moved on, but I never minded someone doing exactly as I said. If they wanted to give me money I didnt mind and tried to be accommodating. My distinction between a customer running late for whatever reason and a "Karen" is in the reaction to being told no. A customer accepts the answer, a Karen demands. I also disagree with the assumption that any customer running late is doing so out of carelessness or laziness or simple disregard for the employees.

[@WeFoundAtlantis]

Glenn Rishton She tried to order me to keep the store open despite me telling her I could get in trouble. You owned a store - I was a key holder. We were in completely different situations. Obviously you’re choosing to completely disregard my original comment. There’s nothing wrong with making a request but when I told her I couldn’t, she should’ve accepted it and not tried to intimidate me over the phone to go against my store policy. Whether she had a free 12 hours or she had been working all day, she should have let it go and tried to find an open date in her schedule to drop by another day. It was not an emergency. Sorry, but you’re wrong about this one, Glenn.

[@glennrishton5679]

@@WeFoundAtlantis We are very much in agreement. That was why I said in my initial response that I find it OK to call and ask but after asking accept the answer. If the answer is no than accept the no. My point was I saw nothing wrong with the asking. I also agree if one cant arrive when the store is open then find a time to arrive when it is. That part was addressed more to the other comments here assuming because a person couldnt arrive in time they must be negligent or inconsiderate.

[@sandgroper1970]

The Library story reminds me of my former workplace, people would come in 2 minutes before closing and then would spend 45 minutes...

[@welcomingsunday8272]

If somebody kept parking their car in my driveway like that i would just pour sugar down their gas tank so they can't drive anymore

[@HikariLight121]

a military spouse using their spouse's rank can be seen as "Stolen Glory" and that can land you in prison....it is a Federal Crime......at least in the US...dunno bout other countries but bet there is something along those lines....

[@1701spacecadet]

Here in England the other army wives would tear her to pieces.

[@DoesAngelsHaveWings]

Feel like it only NEEDS to be an offense in the US

[@charlotteinfinito3581]

Jasmine Persson it is usually to the woman’s wife the one with the rank in the first place

[@m0L3ify]

"We're giving you everything you want. All you have to do is get off the plane and it'll all be yours!" They fall for it! Every! Time! 😂

[@joshmayetballoon3103]

Lol yeah!!

[@BlueEngland]

"ugg I can't believe that my husbands cousin was liking his instagram pictures I mean seriously!" -Every entitled parent ever

[@sounddrone8]

never destroy someone' car just because you're mad, it's destruction of property and IF they find out, you're the one in the wrong...

[@slave2therhythm101]

I remember one time a customer asked if we were closed LITERALLY as I was driving off 😂 like dude, there's literally NO ONE in the parking lot. I just kept driving like I didn't hear him.

[@BloodyGaaraOfSand]

slave2therhythm Ahhh I remember the time I was walking out to my car and a person pulled up to ask if we’re still open.

[@mokko759]

Been there, done that. Fuck, I've been accosted locking the gates on the way out by a customer who asked if we were still open and then wanted me to go back and open up just so he could have a look at a new product. Not even potentially buy it, just look at it. This was a well known customer of ours that was notorious for his creep factor and for wasting literal hours of my time. Russian Juggalo, if you read this, I wish no less than ten plagues upon your genitals.

[@jenniferapplegate149]

Where I work we have two sets of doors. A customer came up just as my manager was locking the first set and ran to the other door. They got inside and didn't leave for almost 30min. We couldn't get rid of them. The manager even told the person that they had to leave.

[@agentcoxack7368]

So I work on my own in a petrol station and the whole “coming after closing” thing happens all the time. Like, the lights are off. Shutters are down. It’s five minutes after the closing time on the wall. I’ve been in work alone for 8 hours. GET LOST.

[@sotsu618]

“My husband is a master sergeant” so is my history teacher am I entitled to shove people

[@arctic_shadow578]

my teacher is the secretary of the army ill tell him he has a new boss XD

[@VulcanGunner]

20 years in the Army, nothing ruins your day more than when you hear "I misses Colonel Blank".

[@greenbeanl0rd836]

OMG THEY SHOULD HAVE LET ME INNNNN!!

[@bavarianmapper4566]

It looks like the "Vanessa" breed

[@cityworker8574]

LOL

[@doctorwitch.5548]

LET ME IN, LEETTT MEE IIIIINNNNNN

[@sharksxawesome3236]

Lol

[@DanielHD64]

thank gd there are no chads here

[@mcdonaldskaren157]

YES! it is VERY RUDE to not let people in after CLOSING!

[@userhbiron1806]

What up kachigga

[@gullie.]

Lol u got a new sub

[@MapleZer0]

Stfu Karen. Quit taking the kids.

[@niteliteyt9524]

The Steel Lightbulb she or he is not a real Karen or Kevin

[@snowsdeadaccount3514]

@@niteliteyt9524 r/whooosh

[@snorgviggle5852]

Instead of damaging a car, just loosen the valve stems, just a little, so the tires deflate ever so slowly.

[@MimuSan.]

Apparently my mom thinks that just because I'm her daughter, prefer to be genderless, she can choose my sexuality, my beliefs, and that she can yell at me and say that my depression doesn't mean ANYTHING while I can't have basic emotions. She'll mock me if I feel sad.

[@kaliaatwell6285]

As a server, my favorite was people who would come in at 855 (we closed at 9), ask when we closed, say "OH gOoD wE jUsT mAdE iT" and the would proceed to stay well past 10pm and say "oh I hope we're not keeping you... can we order more food to go? WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!! THE KITCHEN CLOSED AN HOUR AGO?!! BUT WE'RE STILL HERE!!!" You are, literally, the only thing keeping us here. And it is just you, me, and the manager here. The cooks are paid more, so they leave as soon as they're done cooking your food and we check to make sure you aren't going to complain about it. Then, inevitably... $2 tip for over an hour of work.

[@donkeyhobo34]

I'm in love with you

[@JNewman1567]

I’m tripping out 😂 his voice sounds like a mockery of the “my kids can’t hear me because they’re watching kids bop” mother I’m dead dude 🤣🤣

[@donkeyhobo34]

I'm in love with you

[@feshadre305]

Karen: My HusBanD CaN DeStrOy yoUr HusBaNDs life! dOnT MeSs wItH mE Me: *BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I HAVE A HUSBAND*

[@qqu2182]

For the library story, I think it was inappropriate for the staff member to be rude to her before closing. After closing, herd her out, but if she was there before closing then it was wrong of him to be tapping his foot and looking at his watch.

[@speakevermore]

" *I UPGRADED TO FIRST CLASS* " "how did you upgrade to first class ..?"

[@a.s.g8334]

Xp bro

[@saraprincessan]

Yeah I only have a bit of Xp

[@theswiggityswooner4423]

Super saiyan

[@colemanwells213]

So once my coworker was working a shift and I thought the money would go into my account so I asked how to give the money to him. I'm stupid but not a jerk

[@alfedosucksatgames5008]

Not gonna lie, when I was young and naive I made the same mistake

[@CreatingwithWinglessAngel]

I had a teenaged house keeper not show up for her first day on the job. It was supposed to be my day off because I worked an entire month sun/ sun non stop. She literally said I didn't do her job because she wasn't there. Now I always carried a pocket recorder because entitle people are always at hotels. It wasn't her job day two either. Lol.

[@ianmoseley9910]

alfedo sucksatgames Depends how you are paid.

[@kr3642]

I was a military wife 5 years ago, and I've seen the rank wearing thing too albeit more subtly. I was embarrassed for them every time.

[@daniiisama594]

2:16 I remember that a kid of my class (we were around 10 yrs old) was ofently saying stuff like "MY DAD GIVES MONEY AND FOOD TO YOU!", "I FEED YOU!" (because his dad was the boss of my dad that were both doctors) and i just ignore it, but now a days he has probably stoped being stupid.