r/Choosingbeggars I Need a Boyfriend! You Must Be RICH! 🤑🤑🤑 puppybloopers

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rSlash

rSlash

Күн бұрын

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@rSlash
@rSlash 4 жыл бұрын
Hi boys! I'm looking for a HOT and RICH boyfriend! We will not kiss or even hold hands. You will deposit money directly into to my bank account and we will never meet.
@dragonsavages5583
@dragonsavages5583 4 жыл бұрын
Hi i love ur videos, i wait every morning to watch them
@azanghanni4027
@azanghanni4027 4 жыл бұрын
Ok
@mineshnissanka7139
@mineshnissanka7139 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly if that happens, I'll simply agree and then not send her money 😂😂😂
@flowrdawg8485
@flowrdawg8485 4 жыл бұрын
Lol I wish it was that easyy to get money but no, work for it lol
@pedrohdelicado5730
@pedrohdelicado5730 4 жыл бұрын
Anything for you Beyoncé
@gandydancer823
@gandydancer823 4 жыл бұрын
My wife had an accidental "karen" "choosing beggar" incident a few days ago. We were at a Starbucks drive-thru, she placed our order and we waited. We get to the window and she says to the barista "I want these for free". It's a good thing the barista spoke code and replied "you mean you would like to use your stars/points"? My wife to her embarrassment realized her comment sounded karen-ish answered "yes, yes... that is what I meant!"
@whatisahandlebruh
@whatisahandlebruh 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, smooth barista.
@byebye6828
@byebye6828 4 жыл бұрын
The barista probably understood her because they know the difference between one small mistake and a Karen, I feel bad for anyone who has to deal with real Karens daily
@whatisahandlebruh
@whatisahandlebruh 4 жыл бұрын
bye bye Huh, good point.
@Ghost-Bulb
@Ghost-Bulb 4 жыл бұрын
@@byebye6828 Certainly. An actual Karen uses a condescending or demanding tone of voice when making a request, when in this woman's case was just a normal tone, probably a bit distracted on her own thoughts before realizing her mistake. Tho it's still a bit sad that by seeing it so many times you can spot instantly the difference.
@byebye6828
@byebye6828 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ghost-Bulb That's definitely it! And it really is unfortunate for people who have to put up with karens
@adamb89
@adamb89 4 жыл бұрын
"If people are begging to get something for free that's already free, does that make them choosing beggars or just stupid beggars?" Back in the late 90's I worked at a Subway restaurant. In the event that this isn't common knowledge, the vegetables were referred to as "free fixin's", meaning that while we had a standard formula for how much to put on by default, you were entitled to as much as you wanted on request. If you wanted three handfuls of jalapenos on your six-inch, you'd get it. No extra charge. Well one time this guy, drunk as a skunk, comes in and orders a sandwich. And he kept asking if I could hook him up with some extra tomatoes, some extra pickles, etc. At the end that sub was basically a giant mountain of vegetables, with some meat and bread somewhere under the heap. The guy gave me a $20 to pay for it and told me to keep the change for "hooking a brother up". Sure thing man! No problem! I wonder if he ever realized he paid $20 for something I only would have charged him like $3 for anyway. Oh well--I was more than happy to pocket the free money.
@SinisterScoundrel6562
@SinisterScoundrel6562 2 жыл бұрын
Just plain ridiculous!
@SeraliaAerials
@SeraliaAerials 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine not paying for any service that isn’t “necessary”.
@JoseMendoza-rr4mp
@JoseMendoza-rr4mp 4 жыл бұрын
For some reason I read essential and I was like oh girl you trying to start drama let me get my popcorn
@SilverThreads
@SilverThreads 4 жыл бұрын
There would be significantly less services
@diretrip
@diretrip 4 жыл бұрын
If it doesn't involve food or shelter, it's not "necessary". So, damn near everything is free
@SeraliaAerials
@SeraliaAerials 4 жыл бұрын
HauntedOwl _ I shoulda said that, would’ve been fun
@KarmaCifer
@KarmaCifer 4 жыл бұрын
Goodbye internet, games, coffee, alcohol, movies, music, touristic places, art, events and electronics. From now on you can only buy food, shelter, heating, clothes and medicine, good luck xD
@kotaholder2734
@kotaholder2734 4 жыл бұрын
As an artist, it gets extremely frustrating when someone asks for hours, even days, worth of work at no expense to them. I really don't understand how most people have the gull to ask for free stuff when me, at 23, is still scared to ask my mum if I can eat something and I haven't lived with her for years
@bladerunner3314
@bladerunner3314 3 жыл бұрын
How much do you charge and where can I see stuff so to decide if the style would fit what I think of. As an artist myself - sort of, translating novels, hey, it's an art form - I once heard of a medium sized publisher who had somebody who offered free translations ... they got what they paid for and in the end had to postpone publishing the book since they had to find somebody to do it correctly.
@YourXavier
@YourXavier 4 жыл бұрын
"I just need to finish the intro. Deal?" *puppy clearly shaking head*
@SilverThreads
@SilverThreads 4 жыл бұрын
Needs cuddles forever and always
@crimson5pider
@crimson5pider 4 жыл бұрын
Rslash: Dog I'm trying to record Yugo: I missed the part where that's my problem
@dracko158
@dracko158 4 жыл бұрын
CB: "However, I am not willing to pay money, as I don't see it as a necessary job." As a digital artist, that sentence triggered me to my very core.
@HeartShapedCaskets
@HeartShapedCaskets 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@peanutcruncher1349
@peanutcruncher1349 4 жыл бұрын
As another digital artist, I too was triggered to my very core.
@JoseMendoza-rr4mp
@JoseMendoza-rr4mp 4 жыл бұрын
I wish i had a reason for your services because I would just order some random thing to support you guys (and girls)
@13thMaiden
@13thMaiden 4 жыл бұрын
You updated your profile pic, cute! Also, as a digital artist, super triggered too.
@SilverThreads
@SilverThreads 4 жыл бұрын
If I had more money, I'd commission art things just to support the artists
@MasterBuilderDragon
@MasterBuilderDragon 4 жыл бұрын
“Why haggle for $2?” You’d be amazed. There were so many snobby hagglers at my garage sale this past summer. If things were even one dollar over what people were offering they would drop anything they wanted and storm off.
@animeotaku307
@animeotaku307 4 жыл бұрын
Those cakes look beautiful. Shame I’m across the pond and can’t try them.
@Cinko420
@Cinko420 4 жыл бұрын
LegalAssassin I almost went to London for vacation, but then the quarantine hit. Unfortunate. Those cakes look amazing too.
@happyduck3982
@happyduck3982 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe they will send it to you for free lol 😂
@animeotaku307
@animeotaku307 4 жыл бұрын
Happyduck I don’t want a freebie. I wanna pay artists.
@confused_shark2537
@confused_shark2537 4 жыл бұрын
Wait.... WAIT... “Has 3 kids at 18” “No sex till marriage!” How... how... wat
@gingermaniac5484
@gingermaniac5484 4 жыл бұрын
It’s not sex if it’s rape though, if she’s real she probably is escaping a bite model/cult and either had those kids due to coercion/grooming/rape or straight up brought siblings or a friends kids with her to help save them- because people escaping cults are generally self righteous as a defence mechanism to not feeling worth enough due to the heavy abuse and outlandish standards. If you’re better than everyone else in the room, you can’t possibly be seen as worthless and disgusting. Right?
@jxshra8447
@jxshra8447 4 жыл бұрын
@@gingermaniac5484 nah i think its a trailer trash, no school, inbreeding kid.
@Alex-hg9kq
@Alex-hg9kq 4 жыл бұрын
@@SilverThreads but non consensual
@Beefingtoniii
@Beefingtoniii 4 жыл бұрын
Upvote717 many people do not consider rape as sex because sex is supposed to be intimate, a connection, and most importantly, CONSENSUAL. Rape is none of those things so they just don’t consider it sex.
@viviantinajero8251
@viviantinajero8251 4 жыл бұрын
Upvote717 rape is not sex
@xerusume
@xerusume 4 жыл бұрын
5:53 I love how he genuinely stuttered from the shock
@orangeskys8508
@orangeskys8508 4 жыл бұрын
“ Four foot eleven, plus sized, th- THREE KIDS... AT EIGHTEEN!?”
@beckyhartley9502
@beckyhartley9502 4 жыл бұрын
Also Jesus first and no sex before marriage, I think she already broke that one 3 times.
@Henry205
@Henry205 4 жыл бұрын
It happed to me they are my free labor
@quietc0smos
@quietc0smos 4 жыл бұрын
@@Henry205 whose manager did you call
@whyaminotoriginal
@whyaminotoriginal 4 жыл бұрын
@@Henry205 you have to cloth and feed them they can't be that free
@jennifert8542
@jennifert8542 4 жыл бұрын
I knew a girl in high school graduated and had 4 kids
@Kisozriel
@Kisozriel 4 жыл бұрын
I am sooooo glad I’m not the human that tells their fur babies “Use your words!” I choked on my coffee at that and it was SO worth it! 💗
@sadbread7261
@sadbread7261 4 жыл бұрын
I love how when he read: "3 kids at 18" His mood just shifted instantly.
@SilverThreads
@SilverThreads 4 жыл бұрын
I imagined the Tim Allen " Uuuua?!"
@starryeyedgirls
@starryeyedgirls 4 жыл бұрын
if she said no *”PaSsIoNeTe HugGiNg”* till marriage how u got kids girl
@lenat7397
@lenat7397 4 жыл бұрын
3 kids at 18 but no sex before marriage... girl, it might be a little late for that.
@LaineMann
@LaineMann 4 жыл бұрын
Sexual assault?
@lenat7397
@lenat7397 4 жыл бұрын
@@LaineMann possible. But considering the other entitled stuff she wrote l think it's more likely that she's a hypocrite. I mean of course there are circumstances that make it possible to be a mother of 3 at 18 without consensual intercourse but do we really think she would be on tinder to look for a man if that was the case? Not to judge anyone tho. Whatever floats your boat.
@co0kies468
@co0kies468 4 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy Theory: R/Slash was a Karen in his past life bc he does a great voice for it and is kinda expert about it
@purnnr7253
@purnnr7253 3 жыл бұрын
@@lunalg5166 They are actually called Kyle/Kevins
@aeonvalley8589
@aeonvalley8589 3 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy Theory: RSlash is a Karen in this life which is why he does a great voice for it, because it’s his real voice and his actual voice is the fake one
@scipioafricanus5871
@scipioafricanus5871 2 жыл бұрын
@@aeonvalley8589 It takes one to know one, amirite?
@hexbox2182
@hexbox2182 4 жыл бұрын
Free is never enough. Well I don’t get these people but I guess they exist.
@Henry205
@Henry205 4 жыл бұрын
Right here buddy
@quietc0smos
@quietc0smos 4 жыл бұрын
Let me ruine the likes 70th like
@yaboipoison4493
@yaboipoison4493 4 жыл бұрын
Free is not enough. You need to pay me to have your product.
@Mewse1203
@Mewse1203 4 жыл бұрын
What's better than free? Getting paid for it
@SilverThreads
@SilverThreads 4 жыл бұрын
1 free thing?! I want 7 free things!
@themindwasntbuilttobendthi833
@themindwasntbuilttobendthi833 4 жыл бұрын
I'm crying from laughing so hard with the image of your dog coming in and telling you it was time to play. Every pet owner can totally relate. You have a very kind and compassionate way with your dog which I find very touching.
@Freekymoho
@Freekymoho 4 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt be suprised if the tattoo guy actually wanted to move on, but over the course of those 6 months he was approached by less repentant old "friends" who started filling his head with shit again
@isaacmchale8832
@isaacmchale8832 4 жыл бұрын
Marie Antoinette never actually said, "Let them eat cake," but I guess now Karen Antoinette says, "Let us eat your cake for free!"
@TheSaltestOfSalt
@TheSaltestOfSalt 4 жыл бұрын
My uncle bought a cake from them and thought it was sooo good he bought 7 more for the entire family lol
@whatisahandlebruh
@whatisahandlebruh 4 жыл бұрын
Was it good though?
@wasted2747
@wasted2747 4 жыл бұрын
@@whatisahandlebruh If he bought seven more cakes what do you think?
@whatisahandlebruh
@whatisahandlebruh 4 жыл бұрын
Noir Uhhh, I’m still not sure. I didn’t mean if it was good to the uncle, I asked if it was good. If I buy a cake made of Ebola and corpses, think it’s good, buy seven more. Is it good?
@xenobio7402
@xenobio7402 4 жыл бұрын
@@whatisahandlebruh I mean you really can't make a cake outta Ebola but I think a cake looking like a corpse sounds so cool
@JH-vt2ee
@JH-vt2ee 4 жыл бұрын
I looked for his account on Google Maps and I think it might be Dabney Bailey
@Beth_The_Bored
@Beth_The_Bored 4 жыл бұрын
Choosing Beggars: “BuT mAh FoLlOwErSsSs!!” Me: Oh, whoop, there go my eyeballs rolling into my head ag... PUPPY!!!!
@vesperalrhino1039
@vesperalrhino1039 4 жыл бұрын
PUPPY BLOOPERS IS FINALLY BAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!
@ImaNerdANDaGeek
@ImaNerdANDaGeek 4 жыл бұрын
Why did they stop for so long? Was Hugo needing a different living situation? Was it because he is not technically a puppy anymore?
@Pineapply_Queen
@Pineapply_Queen 4 жыл бұрын
@@ImaNerdANDaGeek Maybe he's getting better with not interrupting rSlash so much.
@vesperalrhino1039
@vesperalrhino1039 4 жыл бұрын
@[tea and beans] Nah I didnt lol I saw it in the title
@vesperalrhino1039
@vesperalrhino1039 4 жыл бұрын
@@Pineapply_Queen Maybe 👀
@willsolace3966
@willsolace3966 4 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are 18 year old women who have three kids
@heathermcdougall2399
@heathermcdougall2399 4 жыл бұрын
Or bitter, older cat ladies.
@nivea4x252
@nivea4x252 4 жыл бұрын
18 with 3 kids that's not right
@SilverThreads
@SilverThreads 4 жыл бұрын
That's true dedication!
@willsolace3966
@willsolace3966 4 жыл бұрын
Y’all have to remember that judging by the emojis one daughter is at least 3years old
@amycaires8499
@amycaires8499 4 жыл бұрын
I used to work for a healthcare clinic, doing billing and referrals. We had several families, who were generational teen moms. The pregnancy rate was so high, all of the HMOs under Medicaid, pulled out of the system, in that county,
@GoldenSaddle
@GoldenSaddle 4 жыл бұрын
rSlash: *Shows More Puppy Bloopers* *Everyone Liked That*
@SnowRose-wn6gj
@SnowRose-wn6gj 4 жыл бұрын
Exept the crazy cat lover that always live nextdoors
@SilverThreads
@SilverThreads 4 жыл бұрын
Rslash * looks around, under the desk, in the closet, all is silent, waits 5 minutes* "Welcome to r/-" " SQUEEEEL!"
@SilverThreads
@SilverThreads 4 жыл бұрын
I'm ok with that if it means more Yugo
@mordret103
@mordret103 4 жыл бұрын
@@ASTRO-BLAST if he hears the entitled peoples voice of rslash.... (Not that it's bad)
@1mol831
@1mol831 4 жыл бұрын
ASTROBLAST r/entitled_dogs
@captain7619
@captain7619 3 жыл бұрын
I love your stories, thank you so much for putting on the puppy bloopers, they bring us a laugh and a smile every time.
@parkesc7832
@parkesc7832 4 жыл бұрын
That was r/choosingbeggars, and this is r/entitledpuppy! LMAO
@bubblemum
@bubblemum 4 жыл бұрын
Puppy bloopers are the BEST! "Can I help you? Use your words!" LOL!
@MizTameRumors
@MizTameRumors 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine offering exposure to a baker that has been featured by Vogue >
@Mom2Johnny
@Mom2Johnny 3 жыл бұрын
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The conversation with your puppy sounds WAY too familiar!!!! Love it!!
@gerrard1144
@gerrard1144 4 жыл бұрын
I like how she says: Jesus first! And showed a meditating emoji... Meditation is a buddhist culture...
@beckyhartley9502
@beckyhartley9502 4 жыл бұрын
"no sex before marriage" when she's clearly not married but has 3 kids.
@condorboss3339
@condorboss3339 4 жыл бұрын
@@beckyhartley9502 Maybe she married her cousin at 14, but he decided to divorce her and marry his sister instead.
@animeotaku307
@animeotaku307 4 жыл бұрын
Not the first time Christians took something from other faiths, TBH.
@SilverThreads
@SilverThreads 4 жыл бұрын
Buddha is just Asian Jesus in her mind
@Matheus-ql7mn
@Matheus-ql7mn 4 жыл бұрын
@@SilverThreads Hahahahahahaha
@TraceyJeanne
@TraceyJeanne 4 жыл бұрын
‘Use your words’ lmao , me to my baby when she cries , wishing she could tell me whats wrong LOL 13:40
@animelover265100
@animelover265100 4 жыл бұрын
I love hearing the dog grow!! I remember whn he sounded so squeaky and cute, now he sounds so big and healthy! I love animals!!!
@tabithamotta8753
@tabithamotta8753 4 жыл бұрын
PUPPY!!!!! I love the r/ stories quite a lot, but OMGosh, I swear I keep coming back to listen to Yugo get in on the action! I don't know why but I love the puppy bloopers almost more than the stories!
@404errxr5
@404errxr5 4 жыл бұрын
rSlash in the title: puppy bloopers Everyone: **impatient and at the same time happy noises intensifies**
@lesliaisonsdangereus
@lesliaisonsdangereus 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaahahahah they think they’re gonna get a free cake from Peggy Porschen. That’s literally HILARIOUS.
@oliversievanen8554
@oliversievanen8554 4 жыл бұрын
Choosing Beggar: * uses Saara Aalto's name * All us Finns: EI PERKELE
@miz_zi
@miz_zi 4 жыл бұрын
torille
@novastardom2689
@novastardom2689 4 жыл бұрын
You must be a MONSTER with NO FEAR
@mikaelious9550
@mikaelious9550 4 жыл бұрын
Perkele!
@Yavanna79
@Yavanna79 4 жыл бұрын
Ei hitto.... Oh well, first thing you learn from any laguage is swearing. XD
@PaveMentman
@PaveMentman 4 жыл бұрын
--- Aye, one has to be very careful to not use Finnish-names (or referencing FInnish things in general) for wrong deeds. The Finns sees (pretty much) everything. The Finns remember until end of the time. (( For those unaware, this is referencing to semi-joke of low self-esteem being the national disease in Finland. Alongside of course the "Torilla tavataan!"-trend. )) ---
@terra_the_nightingale135
@terra_the_nightingale135 4 жыл бұрын
I’m personally someone who strongly believes that people can change, even racist people. Sadly, that wasn’t the case..
@tendigitnumber
@tendigitnumber 4 жыл бұрын
Same, I know it's the subreddit but I was hoping they had learned to not be a racist d-bag.
@JFee333
@JFee333 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I was hoping so much that the CB was another person who 'lost' the contest against the racist douche. But no :(
@terencepaul7475
@terencepaul7475 4 жыл бұрын
13:45 "or is it PLAYTIME~?" idk why but that made me laugh more than it should xD
@SilverThreads
@SilverThreads 4 жыл бұрын
I bet Yugo has a clock where instead of numbers every spot has "Playtime" on it
@terencepaul7475
@terencepaul7475 4 жыл бұрын
@@SilverThreads someone pls pls PLS make a fanart of that, just Yugo holding a clock that says "PLAYTIME" on every hour xD haha
@dustin9317
@dustin9317 Жыл бұрын
My dogs were super confused/happy to hear your pup! They came running into the room to meet the "new dog" then stood there with cocked heads wagging and listening.
@Hans_P_G
@Hans_P_G 4 жыл бұрын
Wait... No se# before marriage? And 3 kids? Dayum, she is a keeper.
@SilverThreads
@SilverThreads 4 жыл бұрын
She's a true Christian woman
@mysteryfan15
@mysteryfan15 4 жыл бұрын
At least she finally figured out where kids come from.
@autobotrock4789
@autobotrock4789 4 жыл бұрын
That's the joke. She's looking for lols. Nobody with 3 kids out of wedlock is aiming for abstinence.
@SEGASister
@SEGASister 4 жыл бұрын
At eighteen… I can’t help but feel sorry for her
@papijess6550
@papijess6550 4 жыл бұрын
Autobot Rock I know a couple people that are aiming for abstinence 😂
@hosheep
@hosheep 2 жыл бұрын
man, i felt that 'you won't even let me say one sentence?' 😂 my black lab won't even let me safely pause/save anything before she's on the floor pouting
@sillylilly1003
@sillylilly1003 4 жыл бұрын
If I lived in London I’d totally buy one of those cakes.....they looked totally good. Btw your voice is awesome as always.
@glam4663
@glam4663 4 жыл бұрын
If I lived in London, I would def pay $70 - 100 AUD for a nice cake.
@julietdelta611
@julietdelta611 4 жыл бұрын
My dogs tilting their heads at the puppy bloopers every time is my favorite part of your videos 😂❤️
@jaspr1999
@jaspr1999 4 жыл бұрын
When I was MUCH younger and trying my best to make ends meet I asked a bakery if they would be willing to take payments prior to them making the cake. A week after that last payment I picked up my lovely brides birthday cake. They really went all out on it too as it was just beautiful... But also completely paid for!
@fairladykd6734
@fairladykd6734 4 жыл бұрын
That was very sweet of you! And how wonderful that you actually paid & did not expect something for free - a Darren you are not sir!
@jaspr1999
@jaspr1999 4 жыл бұрын
@@fairladykd6734 - That was almost 35 years ago and we've been regular customers and friends ever since.
@AestheticWaif
@AestheticWaif 4 жыл бұрын
This is so heartwarming!
@amberrogers7666
@amberrogers7666 4 жыл бұрын
Omg, you said “use your words” to the puppy. 😂 I do that to my cat all the time!
@annika5893
@annika5893 4 жыл бұрын
Poor Saara Aalto. Her singing career never really took off but she's trying to hold on to her celebrity status here in Finland. The latest was her wedding.
@speediconsaales7599
@speediconsaales7599 4 жыл бұрын
Turha höhlä
@TomiKaski
@TomiKaski 4 жыл бұрын
Turha julkkis nro 1? Tai ei ihan, kyllä Tuksu vielä pitää sitä paikkaa...
@Lockeedman
@Lockeedman 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm 4'11 plus size with th- Three kids at 18!???!" *HAHAHAHAHA*
@Lockeedman
@Lockeedman 3 жыл бұрын
5:45
@oliversievanen8554
@oliversievanen8554 4 жыл бұрын
Rslash: I did Nazi that coming! *Viking pagan music stops*
@johnprotagonist7296
@johnprotagonist7296 4 жыл бұрын
I hate that nazis use vikings as a symbol of hate :(
@Stinkehund
@Stinkehund 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnprotagonist7296 I just flat-out hate Nazis.
@johnprotagonist7296
@johnprotagonist7296 4 жыл бұрын
@@Stinkehund Obviously. They are total scumbags. At least they are not a big threat anymore. Only sad ugly trolls living under bridges. It just makes me mad that i will never have a viking tattoo out of fear that someone thinks that i'm a nazi because of it.
@aadityajoil0197
@aadityajoil0197 4 жыл бұрын
I hate that Nazis made the swastika bad.
@johnprotagonist7296
@johnprotagonist7296 4 жыл бұрын
@@aadityajoil0197 Right? I feel bad for all the buddhists who have it as a tattoo
@LuvTrinity101DDTANK
@LuvTrinity101DDTANK 4 жыл бұрын
"THREE KIDS AT 18!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣
@madambutterfly1997
@madambutterfly1997 4 жыл бұрын
3 kids at 18. Somebody's been on laying on their back for a while.
@SilverThreads
@SilverThreads 4 жыл бұрын
It takes true dedication to get to that level of dysfunction
@corvus1374
@corvus1374 4 жыл бұрын
Well, she is disabled ...
@madambutterfly1997
@madambutterfly1997 4 жыл бұрын
@@corvus1374 touché
@zeroburn315
@zeroburn315 4 жыл бұрын
3 kids at 18, but "no sex until marriage" just made me think "that's a NEW policy, isn't it?"
@bellerina3894
@bellerina3894 4 жыл бұрын
corvus13 To be fair not everyone on disability is disabled I knew group of people who were on social security or whatever and don’t have anything wrong with them other then they’re lazy they ended up getting busted selling their food stamps for cash and drugs.
@Rj-ij6ko
@Rj-ij6ko 3 жыл бұрын
“please do let me know if you have any more questions” “yes i do have one: what exactly do i gain by this deal?” 😂😂
@ngkrixz7748
@ngkrixz7748 4 жыл бұрын
Day 3 of trying to convince rslash to bring back puppy bloopers
@aribmahbub1954
@aribmahbub1954 4 жыл бұрын
This is a man of commitment, dedication and shear F*king will. BTW You succeeded .
@swl7
@swl7 4 жыл бұрын
@THE HOUSTONADER its in 3 days it will prob br 40 60 80 90
@ngkrixz7748
@ngkrixz7748 4 жыл бұрын
Yes finally!!!!!!!!
@spartankook0133
@spartankook0133 4 жыл бұрын
@THE HOUSTONADER you see the joke? flying tf over your head
@k1ng_g4m3r4
@k1ng_g4m3r4 4 жыл бұрын
@THE HOUSTONADER r/wooooosh
@starsymcdoodle6965
@starsymcdoodle6965 4 жыл бұрын
The way you talk to Yugo is so heartmelty! You two are both adorable and good boys🥺
@leeannsampson6050
@leeannsampson6050 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, this is the only time I haven’t seen like 15 people claiming to be “first”. Glad that crap stopped.
@aribmahbub1954
@aribmahbub1954 4 жыл бұрын
*inhales FIRST!!!!!!
@ashleytheblindvisionary907
@ashleytheblindvisionary907 4 жыл бұрын
Third...?
@katielol4698
@katielol4698 4 жыл бұрын
4thhhhh
@notfr0zty306
@notfr0zty306 4 жыл бұрын
5th!
@amyuwufu9438
@amyuwufu9438 4 жыл бұрын
First lol jk 7th
@Tyrnak_Fenrir
@Tyrnak_Fenrir 4 жыл бұрын
You need to cover r/IDOworkherelady, loads of good "you fool, I AM the manager" moments
@Idk-gq3qc
@Idk-gq3qc 4 жыл бұрын
If you're wondering, at 8:10, "anges de sucre" means "sugar angels" (it's French)
@Henry205
@Henry205 4 жыл бұрын
Je ne te crois pas que c'est un bouffon français
@jaydenisdedlol
@jaydenisdedlol 4 жыл бұрын
You learn something new everday.
@jaydenisdedlol
@jaydenisdedlol 4 жыл бұрын
@@Henry205 hi karen i thought you did not like foreign languageses
@timmy7007
@timmy7007 4 жыл бұрын
Karen fake Karen
@jaydenisdedlol
@jaydenisdedlol 4 жыл бұрын
@@timmy7007 no
@boogywoogy6142
@boogywoogy6142 2 жыл бұрын
I live to hearSlash say "PuPpY dOg" while yugo angrily barks in the background XD
@shadowman7307
@shadowman7307 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, an even cheaper level of begging; not even offering exposure! I guess it'd be too much work to type.
@snowgriff
@snowgriff 4 жыл бұрын
hahaha it's no use trying to negotiate! when hugo says it's playtime it IS playtime XD
@Druochole
@Druochole 4 жыл бұрын
Hey! Hope everyone is having a wonderful day/evening/night
@maxsnow9952
@maxsnow9952 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot morning
@PadawansGuideToTheGalaxy
@PadawansGuideToTheGalaxy 4 жыл бұрын
You too!
@maxsnow9952
@maxsnow9952 4 жыл бұрын
@THE HOUSTONADER how to delete a fortnite kid comment
@swetlanadettlaff671
@swetlanadettlaff671 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, you too
@somethingveryweird
@somethingveryweird Жыл бұрын
the puppy bloopers are so cute i love it
@Gashako
@Gashako 4 жыл бұрын
From the beginning of the tattoo story to the end, I had my faith in humanity restored a little (if someone with a nine inch swastika on their ribs can change, then so can most people) and then immediately torn to shreds. I suppose I should’ve realised, considering this is an r/choosingbeggers video.
@lawrencegenereux8567
@lawrencegenereux8567 4 жыл бұрын
I thoroughly enjoy your CB videos, and the puppy endings are a nice bonus! Thanks, to you and your pooch.
@Rebeccarochelle22
@Rebeccarochelle22 4 жыл бұрын
I tell my dog to use his words too and to use his inside voice Yours sounds just like mine. Love it!
@jamiesmyth2920
@jamiesmyth2920 4 жыл бұрын
6:03 "No passionate hugging until marriage" Um... Ma'am you have already three kids *are you sure about that*
@thetableoflegend9814
@thetableoflegend9814 4 жыл бұрын
“I am literally named best in vogue” Yeah I don’t think you need free publicity
@thechurchofdorime9769
@thechurchofdorime9769 4 жыл бұрын
“With thre-three!? kids?!” Lol
@bakercookies1341
@bakercookies1341 4 жыл бұрын
Love puppy bloopers! Makes me smile every time!
@parkour_panda1098
@parkour_panda1098 4 жыл бұрын
I love how you can hear his surprise when he reads that the 18 year old has 3 kids. It’s so funny to me when you can hear him put such emotion in his videos! 5:54
@Sam-nr5hz
@Sam-nr5hz 4 жыл бұрын
Hello rslash love the channel but can you do r/letsnotmeet
@SkaerKrowe
@SkaerKrowe 4 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who tells my dog to use his words.
@plasmabeaver551
@plasmabeaver551 4 жыл бұрын
One of these days RSlash will say, speak the language of your people in a puppy bloopers
@MushroomMayhem
@MushroomMayhem 4 жыл бұрын
My service dog loves it when Yugo says hi, he gets all excited lol.
@chibitales-thebestredditst2746
@chibitales-thebestredditst2746 4 жыл бұрын
Expect money for your work? HOW DARE YOU?!!!
@Kunoichi1116
@Kunoichi1116 3 жыл бұрын
How much you love your dog warms my heart
@skarmex3439
@skarmex3439 4 жыл бұрын
We all know everyone came running for the Puppybloopers...
@coitag
@coitag 4 жыл бұрын
I feel called out
@noodles20fps90
@noodles20fps90 3 жыл бұрын
OMFG ANGES DE SUCRE IS FRENCH LMAO. It means angels of sugar. THE WAY HE PRONOUNCED IT THO... 8:07
@Josh_the_jester
@Josh_the_jester 4 жыл бұрын
5:16 if Vikings are somewhat concerned racists I'd gladly take it over something as heinous as a swastika
@Arachne97
@Arachne97 3 жыл бұрын
You can’t give me one sentence? Dog: no. No I cannot
@iiSylver
@iiSylver 4 жыл бұрын
0 views 15 likes 1 dislike 8 comments *sounds legit*
@kaenae8100
@kaenae8100 4 жыл бұрын
haha
@dogshit8565
@dogshit8565 4 жыл бұрын
the video: 5s ago your comment: 1m ago _sounds legit_
@dominicsommer7187
@dominicsommer7187 4 жыл бұрын
@@dogshit8565 Comments: *makes noises* Everyone: sounds legit
@juanberro5745
@juanberro5745 4 жыл бұрын
Like beggar👍
@Romantic_Wren
@Romantic_Wren 4 жыл бұрын
DrealLmasterCkillerk >->
@Sp00kyQueen
@Sp00kyQueen 4 жыл бұрын
All pet parents: what do you need? Use your words!!! Thank you r/slash for sweet puppy bloopers. He’s the cutest. Can we get a video of him again soon?! 🥰
@LuckyVine
@LuckyVine 3 жыл бұрын
0:38 "Posted on a 26-year-old girl's Tinder profile..." *WOMAN, not girl. If she is over 18, she is no longer a child. If you would not call a 26-year-old male a boy, then please do not call grown women girls. It's demeaning.
@sanguineluv9371
@sanguineluv9371 3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE how he reacted to the 3 kids I'm dying 😂😂😂
@vsparky6967
@vsparky6967 4 жыл бұрын
rSlash I'm suing you I will get the dog and then give it back bc I can't have a dog in my house lol
@she_evel
@she_evel 4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE PUPPY BLOOPERS!! My dog has recently started to whine loudly and start jumping on me like she's trying to do CPR or something. I gave EXTREME insomnia! Sometimes I wake up in the SAME NIGHT!! So I take whatever sleep I can get, usually 3 hrs during the day. And she goes to town on me. There's always at least one other person home so it's not like she needs to be let out! Idk what has gotten into her! Gotta love em tho!!
@damemer8724
@damemer8724 4 жыл бұрын
The word swastika comes from Sanskrit: स्वस्तिक, romanized: svástika, meaning 'conducive to well being
@maggiesmith856
@maggiesmith856 4 жыл бұрын
It was a good luck symbol until the Nazi's corrupted it. It's worth noting that a Nazi swastika is backwards. A swastika is a sun wheel. Good luck ones 'rotate' clockwise. A Nazi one is counter-clockwise, so it is actually a symbol of BAD fortune.
@katefresina832
@katefresina832 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was a symbol of good luck often found in Buddhism I believe. But of course white people had to go and fuck that up.
@hilpri
@hilpri 4 жыл бұрын
Yay! Puppy bloopers! My dogs are completely freaking out.
@gatorboymike
@gatorboymike 4 жыл бұрын
One day the dude's embarrassed by his swastika tattoo. The next day he's proud of it. Plot twist: that was the day Trump was elected.
@candyandpumpkin8738
@candyandpumpkin8738 4 жыл бұрын
Yugo sounds like one of the dogs to participate in the twilight bark in 101 Dalmatians lol
@nicolewood6159
@nicolewood6159 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen a few posts about tattoo artists covering swastikas which leads me to the question who is tattooing them in the first place😒
@soso4202
@soso4202 4 жыл бұрын
Where I am from they are mostly "made at home" by "artists" that are in the scene.
@caramelanomaly2873
@caramelanomaly2873 4 жыл бұрын
Some people also get them done in prison x
@megakaren2160
@megakaren2160 4 жыл бұрын
@@caramelanomaly2873 Yup. It's pretty popular amongst the fellows in the Arian Brotherhood.
@creative_4ever
@creative_4ever Жыл бұрын
I can't believe that rSlash, our multi-voiced kens and Karen's "specialist", and that enriches our lives so much on the daily is still stuck at 1.95M! For a long time, now! Can we please show our appreciation for making us laugh every day by getting him to 2M? rSlash, thank you!!! your videos make my painful days bearable. Please don't ever, ever stop!!! 😁💙
@tired8769
@tired8769 3 жыл бұрын
At this point... puppy bloopers are the only thing I live for.
@wilting_alocasia
@wilting_alocasia 4 жыл бұрын
That stutter at 3 Kids 😂😂
@goughie1180
@goughie1180 4 жыл бұрын
Just the judgement when he reads 3 kids 😂
@m.gabriela4284
@m.gabriela4284 4 жыл бұрын
,, no sh*t till marriage,, Says the one with 3 children!! 😂😂
@Miniminer1999
@Miniminer1999 4 жыл бұрын
The way he paused at "three kids" and studdered LMAO
@anracc5302
@anracc5302 3 жыл бұрын
"the dude wanted me to pimp his swastika" lmao
@leetaegi6478
@leetaegi6478 2 жыл бұрын
Hearing you talk with your puppy is so wholesome
@evarinagarmguardian113
@evarinagarmguardian113 4 жыл бұрын
6:01 I was busy cutting nails and that part was read, I literally turned in shock and launched the nail clipping almost like a cartoon. It was that bizarre.
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