r/Entitledparents Crazy Woman STEALS a Service Dog!

[@WolfyFancyLads]

"Animals are treated as people, so it was akin to kidnapping" .....I wanna move there, I like this place.

[@winglessabel3977]

TheBritishWolf same. in my state, kids aren’t even considered people

[@Raketo900]

@@winglessabel3977 Well, that's where I want to move. Where is it?

[@winglessabel3977]

Riccardo Beer Oklahoma 💀💀💀

[@Raketo900]

@@winglessabel3977 But for real: Would you care to explain what you mean by that?

[@winglessabel3977]

Riccardo Beer (i dont know a lot about laws and stuff) basically, children are considered property and so parents can get away with a LOT of shit. like i used to live in a physically abusive household until i finally moved out and i called the police many many times and every time they told me that unless there’s blood, or it’s near-death, then there’s not much that can be done because legally, im my parents “property”. even when i DID have a bloody nose, or i got punched in the mouth right after having surgery, they didn’t really do much and i was the one who ended up getting in trouble.

[@rSlash]

If someone took my dog, I'd go full John Wick

[@dahlia3641]

Hi

[@experiment913]

Hi

[@IssacHoweiner]

We already had that rSlash episode, Happy birthday Yugo!

[@Mask0fFate]

If someone tried to take my dog, I would Lose My S***!

[@_rocrafttm_9925]

rSlash what happened to the wii music

[@bravehearticus]

Parent has child scared of dogs. Takes child to a pet store. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@hannahbanana7723]

I had a woman scream at me to control my dogs (they were just laying down in the sun) outside of a Petco. She told me that she and her kids had been attacked by a dog in their neighborhood and don't like it when people take their dogs out and about. Told me I had to take my dogs and leave. She was yelling at everyone with dogs. Just stood outside Petco yelling at people taking their dogs to be groomed or to the vet.

[@AceOSpades717]

@@hannahbanana7723 Fallout 4s Idiot Savant perk has more logic than her

[@autobotrock4789]

Anytime I see a kid scared of harmless animals like little dogs or cats I assume their parents suck. Kids love animals most of the time. It takes some deliberate conditioning or traumatic event to make a child scream at the sight of a 20lb dog.

[@Snagoot]

I feel like it’s not the child that’s scared of the dog

[@mitsusah2612]

@@autobotrock4789 I'll add a serious allergy to your list. My sister is allergic to cats, dogs and bunnies, but every time we visit friends with pets, the pets try to make friends with my sister. Not anyone else. Just the one who's allergic. They either love her for no reason or are extremely smart assasins.

[@anotsoconfidentkatsudon9991]

The reaction of the person in the service dog story is completely understandable. They had every right to be freaking out. If someone nabbed my dog Silas from my backyard when people were nearby (or even if no one were around), I would have the same reaction

[@callanightshade8079]

I had a puppy stolen from me when I was little and I cried for weeks (according to my parents I just remember the first day or two). She was MY puppy by all means. My dad's dog Lucy had her and several other puppies. My puppy, Dixie (this was the late 90s, I'm currently 25), was my first friend and we always played together. I still have a picture of me as a toddler sleeping on the couch and her laying next to me.

[@Pointed_Topic]

The manager would have been breathing from a straw for telling me to be nice to her after stealing my service dog. (I don't have one but in a situation like this my anger would completely take over)

[@sir_knight_arthorias209]

"You can't treat this woman like this sir" "SHE STOLE MY SERVICE DOG" "I'm sorry but we'll have to ban you from this store and will call the cops on you for harrasment" ..... *facepalms*

[@harbymastopia9635]

Big reason why they were fired 😂

[@neatgamer5999]

If I had a service dog and this happened I'd be suing the manager the manager family and the store

[@sydney3170]

Neat Gamer Oh you'll be getting money from the person who stole it, and they will be laying very large fines and might be jailed.

[@slevinchannel7589]

Didn't know there are Places where you get actually Punished when stealing or killing someon's Animal. I thought the (obviously dump and primitive) Way of handling this, by not punishing anyone who steals or even kills a Animal, was common practice in the USA. Can someone tell me more about this, like for example where it's treated how?

[@Theimmure]

Slevin Channel I’m deeply disturbed that you find yourself baffled at the concept of someone suffering the consequences for committing a crime such as thievery and murder. How could that have never occurred to you?

[@kay-sp4gk]

That employee gets on my nerve because if stealing a dog is equal to kidnapping in that state, imagine finding the woman who stole your kid who was playing on the street and she being like "he was left alone, he ate all this cake I gave him, I'd be a much better parent than you". and then you start getting pissed off at that woman and an employee is sympathizing with the kidnapper that she was just doing the right thing like wtf people

[@demorathysweet7380]

Imagine being put on the spot, in a situation where you don’t know the entire story. You’re more than likely gonna believe the first person who told you. He should have handled it differently yes, but I don’t entirely blame him, especially if the other side of the party is being incredibly hostile. (All be it understandable after finding your lost dog). But if your in the middle of a situation where things become hostile fast, and he has to find a way to calm the situation,(even if it’s the bad way as he did) usually the quickest way to make the aggressor to leave the store, and guess who that person was... OP has every right to be angry, livid even, but he didn’t help himself being the aggressor; giving the Karen the advantage. She knew she kidnapped op’s pupper, but lying is a skill. And that’s what all Karen’s are known for, and it drags everybody into the mud

[@vasilis1677]

The employee wasn't taking sides, he was being neutral and following protocol cause if he was a young adult or teen he wouldn't know how to act in a way that wouldn't get him in trouble. This is rSLASH's channel and if you've been watching for a long time you know how illogical some bosses/managers can be(and as fact remember the first thing this particular manager did was also come screaming) despite you being right or wrong

[@SpoonieCreates]

DemoraThySweet and Vasilis1, if the employee had done nothing wrong, why did the store owner fire him? The short answer: because they were wrong and acted inappropriately

[@SharatS]

@Sabine de Vos That story was one of the most infuriating things I've ever heard on this channel. It's also terrifying because it feels like something that can happen.

[@vasilis1677]

@@SpoonieCreates so what would you do if you were in his shoes? Would you also swear at the kidnapper? manager walks in you get fired still gonna say "oh i got fired so i obviously did something wrong?". Judging from your mentalism, no. Most likely OP only noticed(as is the case when freaking out) the clerk only trying to stop him( Stopping him from swearing and screaming was the only logical course of action for any civil person and yes i know it was a kidnapping but it's the first thing even the police will tell you to do for various reasons since by freaking out nothing is gained and if he assaulted her they would BOTH get prison time despite him (in some peoples eyes) having the right to do so) and not having noticed he was also trying to make the woman stop

[@theorangepigeon6942]

“Animals are considered people, so it was akin to kidnapping”. that is literally my dream place to live

[@maryray4960]

If only Weaver was like this

[@daisydoggo7754]

yes. i would absolutely love that world

[@hboss5627]

nice comment steal

[@keithflippers4429]

I have many thoughts over animal rapist and you don't want to know what going through my mind personally I feel like you should die if your a animal abuser but thats just me

[@keithflippers4429]

@@hboss5627 really

[@NoName-rv1fc]

"Animals are treated like people" Well, this is new. I wish every country treated animals like people and not freaking items.

[@Jack-ck4nt]

Accidently click dislick so I instantly clicked like lol

[@NoName-rv1fc]

@@Jack-ck4nt Lol Thanks

[@milos_mellow]

Yeah, i treat my 2 cats like their my children

[@kyubeyo]

Mhm

[@fettucne]

i love the dog story because it shows how much the dog loves him and helps him and how much the guys loves and needs the dog

[@gabrielmoreno7112]

"I genuely belive, 100%, that taking someone's dog is ground for getting your ass beat" Couldnt agree more man

[@gemmashellfirewolf124]

You take my dog, you get a shotgun to the face

[@skag_gully]

If anyone took my dog, I'd be like John Wick, pencil and everything.

[@luxurycookie2151]

Gabriel Moreno dogs are mankind’s best friend and if my puppy was stolen my Dad would harass the person who stole out puppy

[@SAGAOFSWORDSANDSPEARS]

Right

[@Turbo_The_Femboy_Fox]

I’d grab the 45 Governor, or 44 Magnum.

[@Dale_Gribble789]

If someone mistook my dog for a wolf hybrid like that my response would be “no mam he’s not a wolf hybrid he’s just a wolf” just to see her reaction

[@fusedzamasu4105]

Lol

[@untitled7549yt]

AAAAAAA COP

[@xxapexstudiosxx551]

I would do that too

[@mayhemmay6587]

holy shit🤣

[@sherrihawkins1864]

Yeah but even if you don't know dogs you would know what a wolf looks like and akitas don't look near that and also if her son is so scared just go away or at least be polite I would have if asked nicely

[@They_Are_Watching_Us]

The funny thing is that there was an aggressive animal in that pet store: The Karen.

[@CadenceWallace]

🤘😈

[@kaicartoons3282]

Where’s this guys promotion

[@duh_its_aloy6474]

Oof

[@They_Are_Watching_Us]

@@kaicartoons3282 Are you referring to me?

[@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren]

Here... take this like. You need more of em

[@MegaPlayerXxX]

I remember when I was young, grandpa had dogs. First was a german shephard named Haris. He was a sweetie, always playful and kind to all kids. I and neighbor kids played with him all the time while outside. So... he had a reputation of being a cowardly and friendly dog. So... my grandpa sometimes left him and his other dog, a small poodle hybrid, Bonny, on garden. Since they lived in a pannelhouse, garden was separated, few kilometers away. Normally we'd come next morning and pick them both up. However... this time... something else happened. Grandpa got a call in the middle of the night. I slept there that night and since ringing landline was super noisy, it woke me up. Grandpa comes rushing in. He picks it and after few short shocked responses hangs up. He told me to dress up, something happened on garden. I jumped up, dressed up and we headed out. When we got there, cops were already there. I saw the gate was broken. Luckily it was just a metal frame with wiring, so it wasn''t such a loss. As we parked, we headed in and were met by officer. He talked with grandpa while he sent me to the shed on far side of garden. I didn't understand what was going on at the time, but officers seemed to be keeping their distance. There were also different voices coming from shed itself and Bonny was barking at door while Haris kept growling at the officers. As soon as I approached, Haris calmed down, walked up to me and licked me to welcome me. Bonny did too. I heard grandpa yelling at me to take them both to hen house on the side of the shed. So... I took them there, they both were good boys and followed me. I locked us up with grandpa's hens, checked for eggs while I was at it and officers finally moved in. It was only later that I actually learnt what was going on. Appearantly, some burglars attempted to steal Haris and expected it to be easy, since he was supposed to be a coward. But... you can probably guess what happened. The moment they broke in, by breaking the gate, Haris and Bonny attacked them. They cut off their escape and in panic they hurried into the shed. It was common practice not to lock these in the past as criminality was that low. Well... cops came in as some neighbor called them, but Haris was still in attack mode, so he saw them as more intruders. He would not let them approach. I think he was protecting the hens and little chickens. So cops called grandpa to try to tame the dogs. He took me with him so I could take them to hen house and calm them while he talks with cops. Haris once also protected me from pushy teenagers. So... while friendly, he could be quite a ferocious fighter when needed. Only when I was older, I found out he was actually a trained military combat dog that used to guard borders with uncle, who was a soldier. So he was trained to protect and defend, but also to kill. We are a post-communistic country that was actually bordering with Western block, so you can imagine just what kind of tranining he had to guard the Iron Curtain. Thank god he was smart enough not to attack the cops and stayed back to protect the hens and Bonny. Grandpa said that he knew they'd both calm down and follow me as in dangerous situation, I'd be the priority over the hens and some burglars. Yeah, not really fitting with the Entiteled Parents thing, but I thought I'd share it since this one was kinda dog steal themed. Rest in peace Haris and Bonny, you brave sons of bitches.

[@wicked3558]

How are burglars that dumb?

[@LordOfTheFatties]

That was an amazing story.

[@LordUzaki]

*OP calls pet store.* "My dog was stolen! Do you see a dog that looks like this?" *Employee:* "Yes, I see a dog exactly like that." OP arrives at store, trys to get dog. *Employee:* "Sir, you need to leave, your harrassing this woman." This is next level ignorant.

[@LordUzaki]

@@Hydroxlic and the fact that whatever employee he talked to didnt set everyone on alert after the call just shows the level of ignorance and incompetence in place there.

[@autisticlettuce]

Ikr, these Karen’s need to stfu and just like, DIE.

[@chunkyboi2139]

LordUzaki nobody asked but my sisters dog was stolen from our family member

[@randdldar2580]

Next level stupid, if you ask me.

[@brooklynbrandenburg7574]

They know it's a service dog too- and should have known it was severely dangerous for them to not have their service dog- hell in some cases could have been a life or death situation for a good amount of service animal handlers

[@15oClock]

Employees: "I'm sorry, but you'll have to leave the store for harassing this lady." Dog Owner: "I know some who'd do worse than harass her!" (Calls the police)

[@Ikajo]

Yeah, like, dude, that lady is a thief. Shouldn't you have called the police the moment you found out she stole the dog?

[@dagamerplays]

@@Ikajo he did but the officer was dealing with another situation at that time

[@LadyYamiofLight]

Da gamer Plays he meant the employee I believe

[@dagamerplays]

@@LadyYamiofLight oh ok

[@christopherreynolds4506]

"Your being unfair about this" "BI**. She STOLE, my DOG!" That's probably what I would have said.

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

I just got a psychiatric service doggo and I’m never letting her out of my sight. I’ve heard multiple stories of service dogs getting stolen and I can’t believe someone would do that.

[@break_the_galaxy]

Oh god, yeah. I have a cat who serves as my emotional support animal (yes I realize that ESAs and service animals aren't the same thing) and if someone even looked at him the wrong way I would go ballistic

[@weltonvillegal6258]

I have a Shih Tzu. Not a service dog or support dog and don’t let him out of my sight.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Just Kittens Being Kittens I had a Husky when I was young. She was very well trained and took care of my dad when he was sick and I was a kid with anxiety so she was a good dog. Someone took her from our backyard and I never saw her again, so keep a good watch on your dog mate. I have a new dog now and he’s my emotional support animal and I’m happy with him and I make sure to always know how he is and where he is.

[@AceOSpades717]

I wuv service animals, they're so cute in their vests awwwwwwwww

[@jamesnorman9160]

Going off of the Entitled Parents subreddit, service dogs are a prime target for EP's (along with wheelchairs and Nintendo Switches), probably cause their 'little angels' want a pet and they don't want to go through the hassle of actually getting one through proper channels. Stay safe out there.

[@chrisbfriedchicken3823]

Everyone: The dog was stolen oh no! Me: Damn what a nicer manager immediately asking his worker to keep him posted on his missing dog.

[@TEENASSASSIN]

BRO RIGHT, I can just tell he’s a REAL ONE.

[@sallywinston5305]

Karen: *steals service dog* OP: *getting reasonably angry* Employee: *sympathizing with Karen* Me: BRUH...seriously??? --- Whether it is a State that treats dogs as persons or not, stealing a service animal should be considered serious. The animal is literally trained to help someone who really needs the help. Also, don't steal dogs. That's a douche move.

[@bluefan898]

The ADA does make stealing or otherwise messing with a service animal a federal crime which can escalate the charges associated with the crime.

[@Talgrawera]

Employee = partner in crime

[@1mol831]

The dog should bite off the employee's arm

[@jappenzeller]

Yea like what if the guy had a panic attack while his dog was gone...

[@joisethegsdmix7794]

@@bluefan898 no they do have the right to I have a service dog so go read before you say anything if someone mess with your or anyone's service dog they can go to jail

[@ij4572]

As a service dog handler, the service dog story is one of my worst nightmares alongside my dog being physically harmed or killed.

[@CDRhammond]

Right there with you. I don't want to think what I would have done had it been my dog but I highly doubt it would go as nicely

[@alexgatz7667]

Same here omg. I'm always scared for my SD.

[@spirit1gardian582]

Imagine bringing your child who's scared of dogs to a pet store

[@Ps-qd4us]

ikr so smart

[@viveksingh-yy9uh]

Lol

[@jimmyheidt1250]

First time I took my son to a pet store, he spotted 3 German shepherds. With the owners ok, he not just petted them but got kisses from them as well. Such a good day.

[@ameliabadeeelia]

That’s so smart....

[@teruteruhanamura34]

@@jimmyheidt1250 Bro I'm so jealous of your son-

[@Buffbud96]

god... his "entitled person voice" is so accurate it pisses me off XD Great Job!

[@raz3r44]

Woman: OMG this dog is 15 feet from what looks to be their owners You POOR thing you’re probably lost

[@bigdummy2054]

That employee and manager totally deserved that She literally stole his service dog

[@J.kash8051]

ture

[@-cloudii-7095]

@@J.kash8051 *t u r e*

[@wardragon9438]

@Steph Daigle my dogs normally don't have collars on only when I take them out in public do they have collars also it would be a very bad idea to try to steal my dogs as one is a German Shepherd who will attack anyone who is not supposed to be in her yard with out being escorted in by me. The other dog may or may not attack depends on his mood

[@noahh914]

@Steph Daigle Did I miss the shelter part? I think they caught her at a pet store.

[@Fuckyoutubecensorship1]

I feel like the employee and the manager shouldn't have gotten fired because obviously they didn't know that the dog was kidnapped they were responding to unruly person and a random customer that just came in randomly screaming and stuff what was the manager and the employee supposed to do!?!? Personally I would have filed a lawsuit on the person or the company had got the dog kidnapped for getting me fired with no justification.

[@everlastingdooms]

That dog story reminded me of something that happened when I was a teenager.. My golden retriever (he passed away at age 15yrs about 3 yrs ago) wasn't a service dog (he took training after this) but he knew how to help me whenever i was having a panic attack while on walks with him (i fall to the ground in a sitted position and lower my head, so he would sit in front of me and rest his head on mine to calm me down) so a lot of my neighbours knew if they saw this I needed help.. well one day a new neighbour saw me walking with him, he was a few feet ahead of me with no leash cause he was a good boy who stayed close.. I fell and in a sudden random panic attack cause i was stressed from work and before my dog could come over this arshhole grabbed him, put a leash on him and dragged him into her house! Another neighbour who saw came running over, helped me up, calmed me down and called the cops who went to the house and said if the woman didn't give me my dog back she would be arrested for stealing a service animal from a person with a mental disability. She gave him back but yelled that i was abusive and neglectful.. the neighbour that help me yelled loudly at her "are you f-ing kidding me! She saved this dog from a guy who beat him daily! Don't say crap you can't back up moron!" and took me and my dog home.. This woman legit took my dog who had a collar into her house because i fell to the ground while my dog wasn't on a leash in front of me, thinking i was ignoring and neglecting him >.>

[@7ratsinasoup317]

These types of things (I'm not calling them humans anymore) are what make me think god isn't real

[@ChronicHater]

I would’ve actually killed her like no lie. Wtf is wrong with people 🤦‍♀️👺👺 Props to ur neighbor they’re the realest

[@taylorm5017]

Mia Kitty Rose I’m really sorry this happened. I’ve had one panic attack before, usually only get anxiety attacks which are very different, so this panic attack made me think I was dying. I can’t imagine that feeling plus realizing that someone just took your dog while you can’t do anything about it because you can’t even breathe. Again I’m very sorry.

[@rorin.4798]

I actually can't believe that like wtf

[@derpface1279]

To be honest Before I read this I believed in god but now... clearly god is a myth... don’t tell my family, I don’t know how they would react...

[@BoogerFart956]

“She is definitely on the nice list” heck yeah, all dogs are on the nice list, with a few exceptions..

[@desertdaisymarie6951]

Doesn't make a difference to some people, my son is scared of dogs.. He has special needs and it's something that doesn't make his life a picnic..

[@AliDoesntWork]

@@desertdaisymarie6951 no one cares

[@duchi882]

*Karen:* _* steals dog *_ *Me:* _Peace was never an Option_

[@thv_roanz5919]

Lol same

[@thatonedamnguy9524]

John wick mode

[@christopherreynolds4506]

Amen

[@braydonanderson6994]

That's not how you play

[@braydonanderson6994]

@@hm4739 AC 130 inbound!

[@draco51683]

I was walking my Akita around the local mall that loves dogs, this was when he was still only half his current size, so a good sized dog, but not his current huge size. While walking we passed two elderly ladies walking some yapping beanie babies that were going crazy while my Akita calmly walked by. I heard one of the ladies say something like "a dangerous breed like that should be outlawed and destroyed!" All I could think was really??? My dog calmly passed by you without a single problem, while your demon spawn is going all crazy and attempting to get a reaction from a dog that is 4 times it's size, and he isn't even fully grown yet!

[@deinos1229]

I just laughed at the fact that you called the dogs "yapping Beanie Babies" I assume they were Pomeranians?

[@bmxduo2875]

I thought of them dragging the stuffed animals with a collar and leash on it lol

[@aliensinvadetheearth]

draco51683 I bet pit bull owners get that as well

[@mrroboshadow]

i had something similar happen with my crotchety old bitch of a neighbor and our rottweiler (rip boy) she starts freaking out to not bring the dog close to her and that we need to put it down etc etc my dad who was walking him just ignored her but i just turned around and said "dont worry he doesnt eat rotten cows"

[@xXWinter67Xx]

Mr Roboshadow *claps*

[@siegva4607]

The first story is like “that sick person shouldn’t be in this hospital”

[@binnydinney9739]

Harlee cox look, he is a bodybuilder and may kill someone so he must leave.

[@7ratsinasoup317]

"THAT SICK PERSON SHOULDN'T BE HERE BECAUSE HE'S MAKING MY CHILD SICK!!!"

[@duck3ru]

“HE CAN’T BE HERE BECAUSE HE IS CONTAMINATING THE CAFETERIA FOOD,”

[@duelistemissary7680]

"Your kid shouldn't be in school because he's stupid!"

[@raydar2877]

"THAT PERSON SHOULDN'T BE IN THE ARMY HE'S WEAK"

[@axelmorningstar5302]

I have a wolf-pitbull hybrid and people can get pretty scared of him saying "hE's DaNgErOuS". Now my dog will run up to people and give them kisses so I am very cautious with him around new people, so I always have a little bag of treats in my purse and when he runs up I just say his name and hold out a treat so he would come back.

[@ARC-0606]

It wouldn't scare me like I'm about to get killed scared but the I'm surprised scared. I absolutely love dogs so after recovering I wouldn't mind. I'm a dog person. Like I'd choose a dog's company over humans 90% of the time.

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Crazy Woman: *Steals pet* John Wick: _"I'm about to end this woman's whole career"_

[@jopos16]

And don't forget the Employee and manager career from that store.

[@kael5798]

EVERYWHERE I GO, I SEE YOU

[@kingpyrrhusofepirus6686]

Where's Keanu when you need him?

[@doggowarexpert7109]

*life

[@doomslayerenjoyingsometea4111]

My brother of culture!

[@pancakemaxx4377]

I remember going to the zoo with my dad and we came across the lion habitat then there was this dad and his son who had started crying after the male lion,who looked gentle,started coming closer to the glass the dad,or entitled dad as I would say,complained that "what are they doing keeping such dangerous predators here.My son is so scared they should get rid of them."And I'm like dude there is literally a sign about this outside that warns parent about bringing the kids near the glass.(They were literally touching the glass just so u know)

[@littlefox_100]

Lol

[@wonderlust1308]

“Why are there animals at this zoo? Get rid of ALL THESE ANIMALS AT THE ZOO OR I’M CALLING THE POLICE! My bratty child could get injured by one and I will SUE!!!“

[@thatturtle9964]

OK off topic but your pfp is an art project we worked on in school!!

[@seeker4924]

Imagine going to a zoo and getting pissed off that there are animals there

[@pancakemaxx4377]

@@thatturtle9964 oh really?Cool I had to draw them for my junior cert art exam

[@buddy8295]

The third story: he has PPS. Loss of concious while having panic attacks. I do not know how to contact him but he need controlled emotion regulation therapy. I have the same and i went from 50 to 75times a day to only 5 times a day that i lose concious and drop down. Please if anyone can contact him. Do it for me and tell him this!

[@heysup24]

R/slash provided his reddit handle. You could send him a message over reddit.

[@johannaleopold2612]

www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/e9l3zk/em_rescues_my_service_dog/ - this is the story - you can tell OP there maybe :)?

[@thecrackof]

At least u have it under control

[@johnapple6646]

I only have 1 PP

[@Lyndiloo]

@@johnapple6646 This is a garbage comment and I love it.

[@ChaosNetwork1004]

"stealing animals is akin to kidnapping and is taken very seriously" I would be happy to live in that place

[@Politiciansgivemeheadaches]

Lol me to

[@fornoreasonatall7101]

Eh kinda but I prefer snakes

[@firefistace3626]

"I didn't steal that dog, I found him suffering under the sun and I thought he needed help, it's not like you need it to not suffer from a nervous breakdown and it's not like they had poisoned him with food, you're being very rude" -Stupid karen 2020

[@Ajehy]

Honestly, it’s amazing OP didn’t have a panic attack and pass out.

[@Uno6012]

Em: Its a wolf hybrid so leave! It is scaringmy child! The dogs mind: petz treatz pets treatz belly rubbys belly rubbys pls pls gimme new fren

[@sunniboi7105]

You forgot da Belly Rubs :3

[@toki_loaf_fluffer6284]

@@sunniboi7105 and the behind the ear srachis

[@foxycinnamonkitten997]

You forgot the part about new frenz

[@isaacpaintsemrouboanderline.]

Dog: *sees em* Dog: Yay new friends =D Dog: *approaches* Em: AAAA HES ATTACKING US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Dog: =3 Like, when people see dogs aproaching, they just thing its gonna attack them. I was in a trip once we were near a G I G A N T I C lake. No, not the ocean, it has more like a river and it had 3 islands near it. I was seeing the water when a dog aproached me and it just wanted me to pet it =D it was a grey one, there were also nice chickens in the area. You could also camp there by a price.

[@cdg7322]

All dogs have a common ancestor with wolves

[@trystan3612]

0:24 "My dog is an Akita, so she's pretty big..." Me: *Laughs in Bernese Mountain Dog-Saint Bernard mix*

[@Skzlovur7]

I have a bernese mountain dog. She is the love of my life

[@kukuibuss]

@Treestyn That made me laugh way too loud, omg. XD

[@Leomayaramos]

@@Skzlovur7 SWEAT HOME ALABAMA

[@Skzlovur7]

@@Leomayaramos NO NOT LIKE THAT. OH GOD NO

[@Leomayaramos]

@@Skzlovur7 THEN WHY U SAID LOVE OF MY LIFE

[@RSN2277]

With the mac computer: Wish everyone would see the difference here. One family was demanding better ones and another was more than happy getting a computer than using one at the library. Be grateful for what you have. It makes you more humble and more appreciative in your life.

[@ssjineon7032]

Karen: steals my dog. Me: "So you have chosen death."

[@TenebrusI07]

In some states you're allowed to defend family or property with deadly force. Dogs are considered property at least so you totally could blow some Karen away for attacking/stealing your dog.

[@lisasmith9873]

Absolutely.... she would not be walking away

[@israelslavens6778]

Dick head karen: (steals my dog) Me: (manical laughter) see these two hung up on my wall Dick head karen:... Me: oh look a guillotine (holds karens head in between the blade) Karen: stop I will call the police! (Karen's body explodes in organs from force of guillotine) Me: mmmmmm *_-SCRUMPTIOUS-_*

[@mariannehnaz]

Welp minecraft dogs count right? I destroyed a year old base my friend built for 2 years bc HE KILLED MY DOG WHOM I HAD FOR 3 MONTHS IN MINECRAFT Rvenege

[@emersonkinnally8211]

SSJI Neon same when I get my Pomeranian I am gonna kill anyone who steals her from my hands if that happens I’ve heard so many things of ppl stealing there service dog

[@PotterBrony82]

All dogs are “wolf-hybrids” or at the very least, wolf descendent.

[@Stettafire]

In my country having a half-wolf is legal so long you have a license. If it's ten generations removed, they treat it like a normal dog. Otherwise, you can have one if you are licensed. And, yes, they are allowed in pet shops :P

[@deleted5745]

Having a wolf in a pet shop is like putting a shark in a gold fish aquarium Really coll tho

[@masterbrody2452]

@@Stettafire that's cool af

[@UnchainedAmerica]

She was talking direct wolf hybrid. The "wolf" in most domesticated dogs has been minimalized or non-existed. Wolves' brain are twice as big as domesticated which gives them the wild nature. Humans has reduced dogs' brains ridding the wolf side of them.

[@vardollkitsune1957]

True

[@AS-AnimationStuff]

When the Karen started saying some BS stuff about the guy being an abusive dog owner I literally stuck a middle finger to my phone screen

[@trashygamesyt]

of only the karen could see

[@Mi1k_Bread18]

Lol

[@thesecondchairman7930]

Same

[@Doc208]

you are a good person, thank you

[@raviemattson5059]

Imagine what the fbi thinks of you after doing that.

[@pingugonootnoot-2285]

1:19 Aren’t all dogs technically wolf hybrids?

[@Number1curewingfan]

eh, wolves are more like pre-dogs, (wolves are basically non domesticated dogs)

[@-juno-798]

Kinda..but not really

[@lowlevelgrungus3381]

Well, at some point we’re all interrelated, so it might be the same for other animals

[@pocketplayer33]

Yes exactly

[@chrisc6857]

There are significant differences in the behavioral genes of domesticated dogs versus wolves. Wolf/dog hybrids can actually be MORE dangerous than full wolves owing simply to the fact that they are sometimes wildly unpredictable from one situation to the next. (Will he act like a dog? Will he act like a wolf? Will he act like neither? Who can say?)

[@lndn1365]

takes dog with *collar* (probably) owner: “ hey! “ karen: “IT WAS A STRAY”

[@laurenbonner2393]

Well, this dog wasn't wearing his collar because it was uncomfortable.

[@Tycho_The_Taco]

So actually this happened to me! (Before the pandemic) Me and my 60 lbs pitty baby where chilling outside. He had a collar on and a bandana, he loves getting dressed up. A woman came up to us, I thought to pet him since that was normal. she started taking off his collar. My pitty wouldn't harm a fly. He barked like he was going to kill her. She ran across the street and called animal control. My dog got up and cuddled my foot, watching the grass blow or something. Animal control comes and my parents come outside. My mom can be a karen but to protect me and my brother(I call my dog my brother) when the animal control comes closer to my dog they see the collar, then the woman. They explain what they knew to my mom and dad. Then my mom asked me what happened. My mom was pissed. Karen was in deep shit with the law. Something about theft. I dont remember I didn't care. I just wanted to have my popsicles and give my dog some dog safe ones(water, apple juice, frozen)

[@voxkine9385]

“You’re scaring my child!” “Okay, sure. Either your kid needs to grow a spine or he’ll grow from this..” Smh, hate parents that don’t put their kids in slightly uncomfortable situations... don’t need to throw them into dangerous situations, but you gotta teach the kid not to be scared of a dog wagging its’ tail...

[@gamingoni9089]

A cinnamon roll tail at that

[@strawberrymilk6428]

Okay, so this happened when I was little. My dog (a pug) got out of the house and walked down the block, I was sleeping at the time so I don’t know what happened. Then we freaked out and went down the neighborhood and asked people if they have seen our dog. This next house is what pisses me off, we knocked on the door and he opened it. We asked if he has seen our dog and he said no and we asked if he can be on the look out. Then as we were about it leave, our pug comes running at us from inside the house. And yea, looking back on it if I was older, I would of lost my mind with that dude.

[@SWiFTER_THAN_YOU]

sue him!!!!!!!!

[@wesleyreyes3505]

I wouldve punched him into the door nob and steal his mony( YOU STEAL MY DOG I STEAL YA MULAH B***

[@TheSecretSpy_6]

That piece of shit person. BRUH YOU LITERALLY STOLE HER DOG AND LIED?!?! EVEN SATAN WOULD BE MAD AT YOU. That man is pure evil and needs to be sentenced straight to hell

[@lkblondie8061]

I'm getting a service dog and this gets me so worried about what will happen

[@UndeadRamen]

This is why you always get your pets chipped, service animals or not.

[@calinasagilitypartner4444]

I have a service dog. For the most part, I haven't had a ton of issues. My dog is about 12 lbs and, yes, she's beyond adorable.i hear things like, "Little dogs can't be a service dog" a lot. I try to ignore it. Just learn to say, "Please do not touch or distract my dog" politely and firmly. Practice it a lot, so it's second nature. Do NOT feel guilty about it! That's what I've struggled with. I like kids and used to be a teacher, but Calina cannot greet when in her service dog vest (best signal for the dog to work), and I had to be firm. Also, carry the Americans with Disabikities Act cards with you. And service dogs are not required to wear vests, but I highly suggest you do get a vest. It's a great way for the dog to know when s/he is formally working, and obviously a visual signal for others.

[@All_will_be_revealed]

@@UndeadRamen chipping is useless to me because you can't locate the animal unless it's been taken to a vet and scanned but there are veterinarian offices that if you tell them the animal isn't chipped they won't bother scanning also people who steal animals won't really take them to a vet because they know people have them chipped I've seen so many people lose animals never to be seen again

[@All_will_be_revealed]

@@calinasagilitypartner4444 I think all dogs can be service animals just little dogs can't help someone off the floor but they can do other things so it's good that you ignore it I have 3 service dogs I trained myself i wanted to get one that was already trained but I can't because I have an unknown disorder that dogs are trying to figure out

[@zoeymosser3201]

So my mom has 2 dogs and this past summer, they were outside. Neither one wanted to go inside and my mom needed to run to dollar general to get something (I don’t remember what) and my sister was at my apartment. So the dogs were essentially home alone. My mom gets home about 5 minutes later and both dogs were gone. She called me and my sister and I immediately went out and started looking. We went up to doors and asked if they had seen them and my sister was literally sobbing. One lady said she had seen a truck with two dogs that kind of looked like my moms in the back but she wasn’t sure who the driver was or where they went. Police did nothing because we had nothing to go off of. About three weeks later they both show back up. My mom got off work and they were both just laying on the porch. They had rope tied around their necks like a makeshift leash and after being home for a couple of hours, they weren’t acting like themselves. They wouldn’t get up on the couch and cuddle, they refused to get up on my sisters bed, when I walked in, they barely barked, and the youngest one wouldn’t play at all when normally that’s all he wanted to do. To this day we don’t know where they went, who took them, or what happened to them, but they’re back to their normal selves now and they will not be left home alone outside anymore.

[@shadowstar9656]

I might have an idea of what happened, i know this was a two month old comment but i just now saw it so.. Whoever took them most likely hurt them to get them to obey, some people will snag animals they can get their hands on (regardless of them obviously being owned or not) and will attempt to force them to obey them, if they don't? They get hurt, they'll sometimes give the animals back if their too attached to their original owners, which COULD have been the case, don't quote me on that though! The explanation of their behavior after you got em back just makes me think that.

[@taylorm5017]

ShadowStar yeah a lot of people will go and take dogs that how a family and try to resell for easy money. I’m sure they would probably make good money if they were trained. It really makes me sad that people are sick enough to do this but we’re I’m from it’s easy drug money.

[@zoeymosser3201]

Taylor M they never listen to anyone unless it’s me, one of my sisters, or my mom. They’re both stubborn little shit heads.

[@exory2783]

Yes Shadowstar. I was thinking that too. The dog were probably abused by the stealer.

[@GoonerCentralz]

Im just thinking how the dog just goes "LETS GOOOOOOOOOO" whenever their going to the vet

[@childmanmanreal]

That makes my think of a person going “OMG YES FINALLY” When they’re going to get a shot For some reason shot autocorrected to shop???

[@icommentnothing5633]

“OmG tHeSe GrIzZlIeS aRe So AnNoYiNg ThEy NeEd To GeT oUt Of My WoOdS” Thanks rslash that gave me a laugh of a life time

[@littlefox_100]

Lol

[@bryanlewis4828]

am i the only one that heard that and thought" I'd pay real money to see that" ?

[@gacha_jasmine1009]

@@bryanlewis4828 not at all

[@freakinoutwolf6405]

Sounds similar to Shrek.

[@leximarijulienne]

The woman said that she can take better care than the person who owns the dog but they literally made the poor dog vomit for months... yEaH tOtAlLy BeTtEr CaRe

[@maxpower2989]

Can you please explain to me what food he gave to him?Cuz im not from America and I dont know if its dog food or something

[@EnderCorePL]

I've noticed that the Entitled parents can be usually put into one of two categories; - A parent who spoils their kid as much as physically possible, even and especially at the cost of other - A parent who thinks that they have absolute and undeniable right to someone's life and property just because they crawled out of that parent's crotch.

[@jelatinosa]

There are also those who believe they are owed special treatment because they have their spawn in tow.

[@dhdusidjdjso]

OP: SHE STOLE MY DOG employee: OK come here to get it Also employee: YoU nEeD tO sToP hArRaSsInG tHiS PoOr WoMaN

[@09bonkers]

Did you not know how to spell harassing because it’s not in wobbly letters :) lol

[@revupofficial]

@@09bonkers lol

[@dhdusidjdjso]

​@@09bonkers fixed lol

[@joshjosh7280]

There’s a movie for a guy kicking people’s ass for stealing his dog, it’s called John wick Edit- I am aware that John Wick's dog was killed, just thought it was kind of fitting.

[@jelatinosa]

They beat and killed his dog...

[@cambella8622]

elines acevedo and the after maths of that was......?

[@jelatinosa]

@@cambella8622 the op said they stole the dog in the movie. I'm just clarifying that John Wick didn't go after them "for stealing his dog", rather for beating and killing it, as well as other things.

[@joshjosh7280]

@Lyzette De La Cruz Yes indeed ;-;

[@yourmumisaneek]

owo quicksilver owo amateur

[@averyrandall1896]

My next door neighbour had an Akita and and she was so adorable and wouldn’t hurt a fly sadly she passed away from rabies a few years after I moved away and the first story reminded me of her

[@Alex-qp7mj]

DOGS ARE DOMESTICATED WOLVES TAKE THAT LOGIC KAREN

[@alxft]

No Dogs are _gud dogs_ *Take that Karen*

[@ironmanyt329]

In,Minecraft

[@BrucetheChino_]

Logic needs to visit her

[@veeteam1954]

@@ironmanyt329 and real life

[@ironmanyt329]

?

[@Ajehy]

“My dog loves the vet” What parallel world is this? My cat hides under the office stool every time!

[@nilesgregory3356]

lol I have a vet appointment for my 2 cats tomorrow one is very flexible and terrified of everything and the other one is chubby and really really strong and absolutely hates going in a crate. i might not come out alive

[@creativereader6033]

My cat hyperventilates in the car that’s why two of us always have to bring her to the vet it’s scary sometimes

[@Ajehy]

creativereader - My cat hyperventilated too, her penultimate trip to the vet... they had to give her oxygen. Unfortunately, since I made the main post, my girl passed away. Lung cancer.

[@creativereader6033]

@@Ajehy That's terrible. My cat finally got over it after we gave her a sedative so we could drive her 22 hours cross country for COVID stuff. On the way back she told us no sedative and she behaved so we got lucky.

[@darksu7919]

@@Ajehy it’s ok she’s in a better place now

[@joshuaortega1852]

You would think once they heard this woman was so close to getting arrested the manager and employee would think smart thing to do is back down.

[@jakdekayen]

As an employee myself, I am not, NOT, payed enough to stick my nose into someone else's business like that lol I'd be calling security or the cops to handle it honestly. Screw that.

[@joshuaortega1852]

Yeah let the cop's handle it.

[@hidrunii7818]

That employee is the type who makes dad jokes even though they don’t have kids.

[@theverytallguy2496]

Karen: sees bear Also Karen: get out of here bear this ain’t your home you filth Bear’s stomach: growls for food The bear: I’m about to end this EM’s career

[@darksu7919]

Wow you’re tall

[@CadenceWallace]

Karen:*Steals Dog* Everyone:*Targaryen Rage Intensify*

[@clarkb2697]

John wick intensifies

[@Uno6012]

Retsko intensifies

[@miclonolds6394]

Karen's objective has been updated Current objective: *SURVIVE*

[@heatherskrzypiec2682]

i couldn't imagine having my dog stolen. luckily he is a scaredy pup and doesn't like a lot of people and LOVES us, so he would always want us back.

[@johngreen5471]

I like how he reads these like they're his stories

[@crucibleknightordovis2936]

DONT TOUCH PEOPLES PUPPIES!!!!!

[@thedoctorss69]

SonxAJ unless your allowed and are buying one

[@hugebuffman3619]

@@thedoctorss69 unless you're allowed or* are buying one if you buy a dog it's yours and therefore you can pet it all you want

[@nicomartins7874]

UNLESS THEY LET YOU

[@MysticWarriorMJ]

You should always ask before petting or engaging with someone’s animal. Although service dogs should be left alone while they are working (something I sadly forget from time to time)

[@UnIaughabIe]

Your pfp is perfect.

[@larainewhite]

I am getting a service dog this year and this makes me so upset, they help so much.

[@darksu7919]

What breed? What gender?

[@staycejo1]

To the OP whose service dog was stolen: I'm so glad that you got your dog was found. My service dog was killed protecting me when she slipped out of her collar after we were outside playing. She spotted a car turning around in the middle of the highway in front of out house. She didn't listen to commands to stop. She felt that I was in danger and reacted. I have seizures so she was trained to keep people from moving me because that can make them worse. She didn't know the people in the car and just didn't want them to move me I guess.

[@QBs1307]

Me : * hears that this dog likes the vet * Also me : *IMPOSSIBLE*

[@RothisML]

OP : My dog EM : *OURS* Uni Soviet song playing on the background

[@PacMacDo]

WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC?

[@epicfail3167]

well now I will have that song in my head the rest of the day

[@magma1lord]

same

[@miciso666]

*john wick ost starts playing* karen: o shit.

[@monke5866]

Same

[@The_Glitch_Reaper]

“You, that dog is banned from the store!” I guess she likes cats more.

[@niamhgreatdane]

I bet she doesnt have any pets and this was a cheap visit to see animals. N not pay to go to a zoo

[@striker0]

Oy, I like cats and dogs equally. I would never say that in a pet store.

[@SiegeTF]

Goblìns aren't aĺlowed in pet stores, I demand thât çreature be removèd imèdìatètly!

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

I like cats but like tf with that lady, she is insane

[@megangrindstaff1295]

She seems like a fish person {I Don’t Trust Her With Actual Pets}

[@yourmumisaneek]

I can’t get enough of your entitled parent voice. Gets me every time

[@flarelukethecomedian2555]

“SHE STOLE MY DOG” “Sir, you‘re harassing this lady, you need to leave” I never wanted to punch someone so damn hard in my life...

[@SharkFinsXD2]

Same.

[@Spooky_space_cat]

Once the pet store employee know it was his dog they should have known something wasn't right with this lady

[@thephantasm94]

and yet both he and the manager had their heads so far up their asses smh.

[@ThEjOkErIsWiLd00]

"why not give me that money before you piss it away?" What, so YOU can piss it away instead? LOL

[@themajesticblueberry5744]

That, dear Internet stranger, is called projection. A manipulation tactic in the same family as gaslighting. Just as bad as it, and used about the same way.

[@justkibby5959]

Literally just sitting on my couch because I can't start my day until Rslash posts. I love the 9am consistency

[@tenyaiida180]

Same. Now it's 8:05 am and I'm watching this

[@josephamarant6401]

I can either wait till 1:00am or wake up to this, and for some reason I've chosen to wait till 1am today

[@razzaireberry]

Just Kibby I like to sit till 7 o’clock until his video pops up. My parents doesn’t understand why lol

[@13bgunbunny42]

I don't care what time I get up as long as I get my daily dose of rSlash to start my day.

[@AnaSchariac18]

Good evening.

[@hoopthornseaweed]

You never mess with someone else's pet. If it really was an ESA, you have no idea what the owner would be going through.

[@Phillip2423A]

Karen: Get that dog out of here right now! They're banned! Person: Ma`m, this is a pet store.

[@cb6124]

Karen: Well, I think I could take SOOOO much better care of her! Dog: (Takes 3 WHOLE MONTHS to throw up the garbage food she was fed)

[@autumnscontent491]

2:14 Good girl? GOOD GIRL!?!? That in an understatement That dog is gentle giant The holy doggo A dog that understands its limits like that is vary intelligent I hope that amazing girl enjoyed her treats

[@trashygamesyt]

magical words

[@hayrettinyavuz9274]

Y E S

[@nuggetsmayhem]

When I was 13 I would be playing with adults I heard videos about kids being brats I didnt want my friends to leave me because I was a kid :(

[@regularhooman1568]

Just don’t trash talk and you will be fine

[@shizukorosektk1107]

My dog (when he was alive) was pretty fluffy little thing. But no one ever tried taking him since he was attached to my hip from young and he was a warlord. He fought everyone. From big dogs on the to people who dared enter the yard. I still miss the bastard. RIP.

[@BiltmoreGhost]

5:36 "My Uncle complained that now his son 'has no computer...'" I mean, I get not being able to afford a computer, GOODNESS KNOWS I DO, but what's that saying about "gift horses and mouths?" The Uncle apparently needed that lesson more than the 13 year old. My Aunt gave me a "New" Nook Tablet that she won in a Raffle last year. And while it is technically 8 years old and outdated, it is one of my greatest gifts I have ever recieved! It didn't cost me a thing! I LOVE that my Aunt thought of me when she won it. Sounds like that Uncle needs more than a lesson in "not being an entitled prick."

[@samdrawing7370]

"She has a black face.." I heard this and thought they were talking about the EM-

[@greenshirt362]

XD same!

[@Simon-oy7kf]

Em what?

[@martimfreitaspereira4678]

@@Simon-oy7kf EM means the Entitled Mum

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

I thought OP meant the woman had black face as in the woman was wearing make up to make her look black

[@lkblondie8061]

LMAO

[@kieranlinie1269]

"Please be more polite sir" "SHE STOLE MY DOG YOU IDIOT" Using that logic, a victim's brother should be polite to a murderer for killing the victim

[@azisles02]

You even try to steal my kids and you'll be in a place where there's constant fire & brimstone in just a few seconds. I look at my dog as one of my kids.

[@Ajehy]

I don’t have kids, but I have a brother that I love. Hurt him, and you’ll WISH you were in hell. Same with my kitty (current profile picture)

[@vinycurativo8617]

I used to own a wolf hybrid namen Akela. I loved him and his brothers named chow-chow and apuyma.😄

[@StereotypicalJesus]

13:58 What a coincidence! I played this part right after telling my partner that if we got a service dog and someone stole it I’d happily kick their ass regardless of assault charges.

[@amberbishop347]

If someone stole my dog I would steal there life you should never do that

[@user-tf4mu3rj9o]

*BRUH ALL DOGS ARE BASICALLY DOMESTICATED WOLFS*

[@OmniscientWarrior]

They have a bit in common with wolves, but they are still vastly different. Kind of like zebras, horses, and donkeys.

[@user-tf4mu3rj9o]

OmniscientWarrior, oh okay

[@riotplanetxo]

•-••-• no they’re not, that statement is like saying we are all Africans. Close but no cigar

[@angelofdarkness1980]

•-••-• they are apart of the wolf pack so this woman is in idiot and clearly knows nothing about pets

[@ScooterBond1970]

"You grizzly bears need to get out of my forest RIGHT NOW!" O if only more Karens would actually go try this... (for bonus points, make it a mama grizzly :) )

[@kadi00z32]

@Linda Karen WHERE'S YOUR MANAGER Oh god

[@mosesracal6758]

@@kadi00z32 Classic Reaction to a Karen

[@TanuSharma0705]

🐻

[@bryanlewis4828]

my first thought was " I'd pay real money to see this"

[@windigo9388]

Why couldn’t iron man not only snap Thanos and his Troops, but Karen’s too.

[@regularhooman1568]

Even thanos will think the Karens are more evil than him

[@sandrales1351]

That store employee was right. That dog owner should really be thanking Karen for stealing his service dog and letting him eat 5 pounds of random food that, for all she knew, the dog could have been allergic to. She had "good intentions" and deserves a medal shaped like a cookie.

[@Jennifer-jt9cb]

in my world, stealing a pet carries with it a sentence of death. no excuses, no exceptions.

[@massiahmassiah6879]

I like your dog 👉🏾👈🏾

[@Nerixuz]

Electric chair

[@okamiwon129]

Wtf

[@fornoreasonatall7101]

In your world? Wdym state? Country? But whatever your area weird as hell

[@Jennifer-jt9cb]

@@fornoreasonatall7101 When I say “In my world” I mean it’s a personal belief. In this case, it’s on par with kidnapping a human child. I already know I’m going to get attacked for this, so I won’t be responding to this again.

[@shadowpadinc.2058]

EM: *approaches grizzlies* hey you grizzlies get out of my woods your scaring my kid grizzlies: WTF *grizzlies b***** slaps EM into nearest tree* *adopts kid* grizzles: I can do better as a mother than you

[@stormsnow5260]

KID: grows up wild and latter kills a tiger and saves the jungle.

[@chemxfan]

I would love to see that....then I could be like, "DAMMNNN! You got knocked the fuck out!" LOL!

[@Corvid_the_Angel]

At least there is a smaller chance of the grizzlies beating the kid

[@gachablueboy6401]

If somebody steals my dog,I would go full ultra instinct John Wick with a pencil

[@Q_ari]

I salute you sir

[@mastertrollgaminghd9712]

@@emilyelliott408 Doomguy would like to know your location.

[@mr.r5261]

@@mastertrollgaminghd9712 Doomguy: yes I would.... I want an autograph

[@nimbus555]

cringe

[@Zero_Degrees]

@@nimbus555 cringe

[@Motherlymoonlight]

this is why I keep a close eye on anyone near me or my service dog. shes my lifeline because I have severe axiety an depression and she is trained to alert and deep pressure etc. if someone takes her GET READY FOR SOME GUN FIRES (: luckily she dosent like being near strangers and will run to find me if she's relaxing somewhere

[@adamanti]

leaving the dog unattended and without a collar is kinda unresponsible from the owners wife.

[@rebeccas2801]

Ada Mant even if you think this, the woman should’ve gone straight to the vet and got his chip checked. In the U.K. you have to alert the dog warden of a dog you found, they will then check the chip and take responsibility for the dog. What was the woman doing feeding him that much dry food as well as being in a pet store instead of a vet

[@JayTeeBeez]

Also that a person was nearby the Dog and he was trained enough to not run away or anything (he even came back to check up on them). The only reason he had to leave their sight as they stated was most likely cause he was taken against his will.

[@local_anxiety_rat1276]

Likely the dog didn't have a collar cause its a service dog

[@bluefan898]

A problem that animals typically have when they wear collars for extended periods is losing fur and getting rashes. OP and his wife probably take his collar off to avoid that issue.

[@vortxxswirly]

rSlash: censored the word crap Also rSlash: says ass after reading one of the stories

[@kirelda]

Random person walks into a ‘pet’ store Entitled Karen: OMG, that is illegal!!! Somebody please arrest this person. Ma’am, it’s a frickin dawg

[@winglessabel3977]

right💀 why would you take your kid who’s scared of dogs… to a pet store

[@kirelda]

Big brain my friend

[@kirelda]

Big brain...

[@kirelda]

True

[@JamesCharIes]

My aunt is getting a service dog soon (for epilepsy) and I hope nothing like this ever happens. Service does are freaking expensive.

[@SomeRandomRay]

"You grizzly bears need to get out of my woods now"! I could actually see that happening though Lol.

[@jedediahcoulbourne1791]

When I heard him say that I thought of Shrek "Git oota mah swamp"

[@racistinfidel9608]

We had a city boi get bit by a rattle snake while hunting in a state wildlife management area. He tried to sue the State for not getting all of the rattle snakes out of the woods before they issued him a hunting license. True story.

[@jedediahcoulbourne1791]

@@racistinfidel9608 Park Ranger St. Patrick must have retired before that boy got his license

[@condorboss3339]

@Sam Bacon I'd go with the state of Delusion.

[@condorboss3339]

I would *LOVE* to see a Karen go up to a grizzly and tell it to get out of the woods. 😈

[@greed94]

"In my state, animals are considered people" GOOD. Other states and countries need to change some laws to this immediately. Looking at you, german law, you monumental hobnob. Dogs aren't property FOR GREG'S SAKE K rant over

[@jacobplaysstuff126]

Monumental hobnob who British wtf

[@akemiflameborg]

Agreed! My dog is an equal family member to me and my parents - she's like our little child. I cannot imagine treating a dog any less, they have their own feelings, emotions and needs just like humans do.

[@viennaainsworth1085]

I need to find out what state this is because I'm moving there asap

[@arnatar2086]

So ban pet dogs, dog breeding, service dogs, etc in germany?

[@greed94]

@@arnatar2086 You know bloody well that this is not what I meant ya pillock 'sides, service dogs are dogs with jobs, people have jobs so it fits I don't consider dogs pets but family members, yeah ya gotta buy 'em but whatevs, my dog never had shite dry dog "food" if I had anything to say about it And uh.. can't really argue about the breeding thing, you've got a point. Concerning shitty breeders only in it for the coin, anyway.

[@weirdpotato2855]

Lots of people are scared of Akita’s they are mostly sweet

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

My neighbor has one named diesel and he’s a sweetheart, my other neighbors labradoodle is much crazier lol

[@a-cell4564]

Akita and GSPs are tied for the nicest dogs I’ve ever met. Akitas are much larger, and I never owned one personally, but they were so much more relaxed. My many GSPs, were forever loyal, and they never got violent, besides animals that ran through our woods. GSPs are also willing to go chase a Black Bear, just because it sees that my family members were out side. She didn’t get too hurt, most of her wounds were likely from the blackberries across my property. Akita’s are calm, but they understand how large they are. Both I’ve know, never bark unless they sense danger. My friend’s Akita scared a crack-head half to death with one bark. Until then, I didn’t know they could get that loud.

[@nicomartins7874]

They're adorably sweet, my neighbor has one, she is names Dina, he let's me walk with her (together with Murph, my golden retriever) since I was fourteen. I honestly love her. Recently, she and my goldie had babies! Three and they're so cute

[@cursorkitty]

"Crazy WOman STEALS a Service Dog!" what in the name of god