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r/Entitledparents This insane entitled mother calls the cops on the person in front of her in line, leading to a tense confrontation with the police. The mother decides to threaten OP and starts bossing around the cops like she's their boss or something. Luckily, the cop isn't having any of it and lets OP leave without any more trouble. If you like this video, be sure to hit the like button to support my channel!
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[@low-keydrama1260]

The pregnant woman one disgusted me. She’s not fit to be a mother. God I hope her husband divorces her

[@zufraelarecringe]

If i knew i were that child I commit die inside her womb Edit: i got wrong gramar to fix

[@freefalling4271]

I also like how the father just seemed to be ok with everything (or, that's the impression I get from the story), after being explained that her wife not inducing can cause both her wife and child to die.

[@SupraShade]

The Mordecai face makes this comment all the better

[@89lance15]

Honestly, saying that birth will come naturally because "God knows best" is like saying "I won't die if I shoot myself in the head"

[@89lance15]

@@zufraelarecringe Also same, but I would rather die MONTHS before she is due

[@MilenaHeldt]

so that woman killed her full-grown baby and wasn't charged with anything but some states and countries arrest women for aborting at 3 months of gestation? that's insane

[@AverageEggmonEnthusiast]

Milena Heldt some states it’s illegal to abort after 6 weeks. If a woman has her period roughly every 4-5 weeks they wouldn’t even know they were pregnant yet unless they were testing for it consistently.

[@ShuichiMin57]

that just makes it clear, that people don't really care about the babies, they only want to control other people's bodies

[@ThatCrazyBookWyrm]

@@ShuichiMin57 I mean I care about the babies *and* the mothers. Too much of pro-life (and pro-choice tbh) is focused on the actual act of abortion, when what we really need to do is support the mothers and give them other options than the ones they have. Help them get access to supplies for their children, give them therapeutic help and support to get them through the pregnancy. Break down the stigma around single/young parents. Hold the fathers more responsible. Give parents decent paternal leave (there are third world countries with better paternal leave then us, come on). And of course fix our broken and disgusting foster care system, so if mothers want to give their children to adoption they won't feel guilt/fear at what could happen to them. We need to give better options to our mothers, and I feel like that's something both pro-choice and pro-life can agree on, and can work together on. Giving better support and more options for pregnant women and breaking down all these toxic stigmas and environments is better for *everyone*, and I really feel like combining forces and pouring more resources into stuff like that would be more effective than being at each other's throats over abortion. Sorry this got so long! I've been holding it in for a while, lol.

[@ShuichiMin57]

@@ThatCrazyBookWyrm yeah, i agree theres a lot of things that can be done before it comes to abortion and i hope every aspect you mentioned can be greatly improved at some point, but i also don't think it's okay to force someone to go through such a difficult proccess if they really don't want it. if people just can't be convinced to go through it or they have particular characteristics thatd put the pregnant person in danger, i don't think any of the those things would help a lot. so, yeah, i think youre totally right, but i dont think everything will be that flawless everytime.

[@stephanied6711]

I agree

[@-MinuGoji]

"god and I know best" God: *_I do not condone her stupidity I never told here that please do not shame me_*

[@aaryadeshmukh8262]

Hi jojo

[@JujubaShawol]

"This girl hugged your son, why can't she let my son touch her?" Consent, ma'am. Simply a matter of consent.

[@Nothin2seehere-e4z]

Lady: God save my baby God: Sent her a bunch of doctors Lady: I’ll let it be in God’s hands God and doctors: wtf

[@Novice9241]

Here's Hot Rod This reminds of a story in religion class(not religious myself). A man was told by god that he would take care of him. When a flood happened, the man’s neighbour came on a boat and offered to help. The man: Oh it’s okay, god will take care of me. The neighbour left. Later on a rescue boat came. The man told them the same thing. Soon the man drowned, still believing that god would take care of him. In heaven the man asked god why he didn’t take care of him. God: But I did. I sent your neighbour to help you. And later I sent that rescue team too. You turned both away. Moral of the story: Don’t expect god to protect you in form of miracles. Again, not religious, but this is something that religious people should consider.

[@swordmaster2305]

@@Novice9241 something my (very) religious grampa taught me was that god does miracles, but doesn't ALWAYS use them to guide others

[@Skeatboart]

I am very religious myself but God won't come to earth to interfere with your choices. The theorem is called theodicy and if that woman ever thought about her religion she would know that God values your freedom more than you not making mistakes. In the end it's always your responsibility

[@NicoUnken]

@@Novice9241 I think I remember hearing that story even though I am not religious, I always loved it. A great moral; always use common sense.

[@Goose_frog]

this is why I dont believe in god

[@potaterjim]

"God please save us from all these diseases" "Okay here's a bunch of doctors and an entire industry of medical science" "Ew no just use magic on it or something"

[@BillyBob-jy1gv]

•••

[@Believin_Stephen]

True. As a Christian, I say if God provides a solution, don't complain about what it looks like. That's called a choosing beggar.

[@Believin_Stephen]

Once in Scripture, a leperous general came to God's prophet for healing, but he was told to go wash in the Jordan river 7 times to be cured. Rather than be grateful for the cure, he got all huffy that the prophet didn't just "wave his hand over [his] face and heal [him]." That's a direct quote.

[@ziowar2176]

potaterjim people were made smart for a reason I mean yes God has healed people but you have to be mindful sometimes Gods answer is to go to a doctor.

[@Believin_Stephen]

@@ziowar2176 My dad had a joke about that. A man's house was about to be destroyed by a flood, so an officer told him to get in the car. He refused, saying "God will protect me." He did the same thing when a boat tried to save him, and when a helicopter tried to save him. After he drowned and went to heaven, he asked God why He didn't save him. God says, "What more do you want? I sent a police car, a boat, and a helicopter."

[@epsilonthedragon1249]

I refuse to call buckets anything but “popcorn goblets” now

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

I never called it a bucket in the first place. ...I always called it a box.

[@nevergonnagiveuupnevergonn6244]

yes Must change the dictionary

[@GreenGalaxio]

I first got these watching Harry Potter the Goblet of Fire. Your a cinema worker Harry.

[@welshpete12]

@@strawberrysoulforever8336 There are some people who take a delight in making sarcastic remarks that they hope will hurt !!!!

[@marbles7862]

I just call them things “A large thing of popcorn

[@andrewparkins1803]

On the overdue baby thing, god gave the lady a test and she failed it. By her logic mostly. I’m not gonna state my belief, but it logically makes sense.

[@nerida3347]

I'm not Christian, but isn't the consensus "God has no hands other than our own"? It feels like God would have put the doctors on this earth and in her path to help her, yknow

[@fieratheproud]

I remember a story, don't remember where I heard it from but it involved a man drowning at sea. Whenever someone on a boat came around and offered help, the man would simply tell them "God will save me". The man eventually drowned and when he did, he asked why God hadn't saved him. God's reply? "I sent three boats to rescue you, but you turned them all away". Probably not the exact line, but that's the general gist of it. And honestly, that woman probably would have ended up just like the man in the story if she had been drowning. Her poor child certainly paid the price for her sheer stupidity...

[@thatbadartist7906]

Lol

[@sleepylilwolf1749]

@@fieratheproud i kinda remember that story

[@NXTangl]

@@fieratheproud I usually heard something like "I sent a car, a canoe, a boat, and a helicopter-what the heck were you waiting for?"

[@kysfggt]

"You kids have no respect for your elders" You elders have no respect for your kids

[@eliasthesarcastic8707]

Millenials, am I right?

[@Xunizal]

Folks don't get that respect isn't automatic. No, respect is EARNED.

[@yeetusskeetus3029]

Yes. Yes i like this. I like this alot. You are correct.

[@whitesand5745]

@@eliasthesarcastic8707 yass

[@zealous5638]

@@eliasthesarcastic8707 gen alpha x am i right?

[@thatoneclonewhopunchedadro1182]

Petition to make “ popcorn goblet” the official term: | \/

[@echoinsanity971]

yes

[@thecourtjester2610]

I NEED THIS.

[@jeseluna8609]

Popcorn Chalice sounds better

[@razor321ish]

It is now official in my head. You would say "a large popcorn" right? Popcorn goblet has now rewritten whatever it was in my brain so I don't know. Needless to say, popcorn goblet is set in stone and I can't wait to use the term and see the looks of peoples faces. I hope it spreads like a virus.

[@metanightmare4454]

Everyone I know calls them buckets, but damn do I want that to be the term for both the popcorn and drinks. Imagine going to see some high-fantasy movie and drinking out of a "goblet" with the characters on screen.

[@loganxavier]

The story with the gun made me learn something from Karen’s mentality. “What, you’ll shoot my kids too!?” And then this Karen thought because of what SHE said, that op threatened her kids. Because she said later: “He threatened me and my kids!”

[@tcrpgfan]

To which I'd wittily rtort: 'Ma'am that would be a waste of ammunition. That vacuous space in your skull you call a brain has nothing worth shooting at.'

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

So basically, if she wonders something, she thinks that means it's true.

[@blackstone1a]

Man: * literally just vibin * Karen: “He HaS A gUn aND hEs gOnNA kILL mE!”

[@Theproclaimed]

I kinda understand being scared by someone thinking a gun is needed in a grocery store (her behavior and lies is most definitely unacceptable off course)

[@user-hk9hx9de3g]

I think the karens will reveal against us

[@user-hk9hx9de3g]

I think the karens will reveal against us

[@Juicewski2]

@@Theproclaimed Dude was heading to home from work, if he is already carrying then there is no reason to leave it into a car. Especially since many cities have banned leaving handguns in unattended cars without car safe or enclosed trunk, and Walmart allows concealed carry.

[@potaterjim]

"Popcorn goblet" I'm now imagining that where ever he's from, they serve popcorn in grandiose, bejewled chalices, and it made a heavy metal "TANG" when it struck his head.

[@lovelyjanuary]

And it was thrown by a rotund hermit like female version of Lord Farquhar.

[@KeizerSosebee]

@@lovelyjanuary shed be a whale indeed

[@JackJawFish]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@JackJawFish]

Yas

[@Sunaox]

this comment made me happy thanks

[@daniroseheart620]

That bastard of a sad excuse for a so called “mother” in the first story shouldn’t be allowed to have kids after what happened with the first baby

[@ZeroiusProduction]

oh no, she might already be pregnant, someone throw her down the stairs!

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

@Thibault DereseWith the attitude presented in the story? No way in hell she'd ever be a good parent. Neglectful, abusive, possibly even to a lethal degree for any kids in her care, born by her or not... Not everyone knows the warning signs, but for someone who's been neglected and abused, it's clear as day. She'd need some hardcore training on how to not be a piece of shit before getting parenting clearance of any kind.

[@heretichazel]

@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 I think you misunderstood what he was saying... He was saying that there are _other_ people who would be good parents, but can't have children for one reason or another

[@Mahami92]

@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 I feel like this was an attempt at fetuscide(sp?) I know that people can be held accountable for trying to harm or murder an unborn child when they drink excessively. I feel like after she was told all those time that she should have faced SOME type of consequence, you know?

[@nerdy_evy]

She sounds like a mother who would keep her baby in a car on a hot day with no air conditioning and say "theyll be fine. God will watch over them. And if not, its his will" despicable

[@silverblade357]

Me: "EPs can't surprise me anymore." EP: "You have to pause the movie!!" Me: "..." *weeps for the species*

[@nicolasjaime5392]

Big "what does it matter that it's an online game, just pause it!" Energy

[@vehicleunhandler]

@@nicolasjaime5392 me:online games mean other people plays it i hope they add pause protection if they are still playing THEY ARENT GONNA PAUSE

[@OfficialEtherial]

Petition to call "Buckets of Popcorn" as "The Popcorn Goblet"

[@Leon-Kennedy-is-my-baby-girl]

100% agreed and it should be put on the signs in theaters

[@ryleighmiller900]

Signed no questions asked

[@maplesyrupwaffle]

Signed

[@mr.mossthesauceboss3292]

Signed

[@zenjoenalberich4001]

Signed

[@DiceDoo]

Imagine how the Husband of the Pregnant lady may have felt to learn his child died

[@sagardahiya6138]

@George Shaw he*

[@Neurogenesis1251]

@George Shaw I hope so honestly :D

[@SamTheWitch]

OOF o_o

[@ryanwang5854]

rip

[@chopperchopperchopperchopp4897]

The worst part she was like 🤷‍♀️ guess this happened again, Fuck modern science and yay god

[@stardf29]

EM: PAUSE THE MOVIE! OP: Sorry, you're just going to have to miss 2% of the movie. EM: *throws popcorn goblet* OP: Well, now you'll miss 100% of the movie.

[@TraustiGeir]

Hardcore math.

[@goldcoin9618]

Popcorn goblet

[@joshuaboushy7336]

ok this one made me laugh

[@ctbvon6383]

The thing is it’s impossible to watch a full movie bc you blink .it may be fast but the time do add up lol

[@Tetra392]

@@ctbvon6383 I watch movies strapped to a chair with my eyes taped open in a basement of a serial killer that just ADORES That's So Raven. So... I have seen (and regret having seen) every episode of That's so Raven in it's entirety.

[@clareann8912]

The indunction story is so heartbreaking. The worst thing is, that woman is probably pro life, but refused to save her own child’s life.

[@xavier_ballz]

doctor: You need a check up Lady: god can handle it God: **after already creating the doctor** wtf

[@mikepopiel9808]

i really feel like [if god does exist] that god created evolution so he wouldnt have to handle every life form on this plant [due to mutations every life form is different so if god did handle it he would get too stressed because he would have to individually create every cell very hard]

[@kendlemintjed7571]

@@mikepopiel9808 having said that, evolution is just a product of life and death it's self Therefore if God did exist, all he would have to do is create the laws of physics + the original matter and energy, then be on his merry way And also use his omnipotence to forsee how each different placement of this matter and energy would effect how the universe develops Allowing him to ultimately tailor everything that has and hasn't yet happened to his will ...well that was an interesting internal rant and speculation episode I just had

[@snaildude268]

@@kendlemintjed7571 if I remember correctly, there was a Jewish philosopher or scientist(don't remember) that wrote a book about how he saw God as the laws of physics and the universe surrounding him.

[@kendlemintjed7571]

@@snaildude268 that's pretty cool

[@kierrific1357]

Hello Jojo reference

[@captainrex8762]

“Harry Potter and the goblet of popcorn” You’re a cinema worker Harry

[@SSSugi-qg3bl]

Noice

[@aguynamelex3146]

Harry potter and the sorcerer's nachos Harry Potter and the chamber of filthy auditoriums Harry potter and the kid of the pg13 movie Harry Potter and the goblet of popcorn Harry Potter and the order of the Karen Harry Potter and the half cooked hotdog Harry Potter and the Deathly urinal stench

[@captainrex8762]

A Guy name Lex that made my day

[@randompromises1038]

a wot

[@raulrosas5068]

im a wot

[@mahanubhavs9980]

The woman literally murdered her fully developed child and from the looks of it she might be against any sort of contraception or abortion...

[@vihaze6725]

Yep. In her mind, women who get early abortions are probably 'murderers', but causing your *fully developed* child to die due to your medical neglect is A-ok and a perfectly *Christian* thing to do.

[@jamreviews9547]

Vi Haze you clearly don’t know why a lot of people are against abortion. It’s that they are against it for serious medical cases, it’s for people who use it in stead of contraception or just abstinence, which is seen as no better than murder. Of course trying to logically explain and rationalize this viewpoint is often dismissed in the grounds of many people disagreeing with their choice of faith.

[@melissas9537]

@@jamreviews9547 I don't know how it's in the US, but here in Germany that's not true You can't just have an abortion, you have to talk about it with licensed people and it is extremely expensive (in my opinion at least) If you forget to use protection, you can buy a pill for like 30 Euros, much cheaper than an abortion (but also not recommended, just use protection, people) And not to mention the potential physical and emotional trauma and injuries that may be caused during the process No sane woman would casually use abortion as a kind of late contraceptive, it's just not worth it And if there are women who don't think this through and actually use it as a late contraception, then I am sure that that's just a small percentage, and I can't imagine them doing this more than once

[@skootergirl22]

Does she want a disabled child?

[@skootergirl22]

All because god told her to wait, i guess he wanted her child to die

[@acannibalistichorse7783]

The lady who didn't get induced is going to be confused when she's kicked out of heaven, she kills her child then blames god, then says she's going to try for another one what is wrong with her?

[@sheri-kaysylvester2636]

That poor innocent little soul. RIP little one you will be missed i hope this woman never has another child

[@audreyricci6383]

She was trying for another one.

[@vehicleunhandler]

@@audreyricci6383 bruh

[@audreyricci6383]

@@vehicleunhandler Just what does that remark mean?

[@katrinacomhaire2875]

​​@@audreyricci6383 It's an expression of muted shock and disbelief at how stupid someone could possibly be. In this case, the Entitled Woman.

[@zombies5100]

Kids, there's nothing wrong with being hugged by someone you like But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you uncomfortable that's *NO GOOD*

[@laurenbonner2393]

And that lady had no right to slut shame OP! I mean, come on! I'm sorry, bit that just pissed me off!

[@smileyface5028]

If I were that girl, I woulda made sure that boy never had kids

[@LilHana]

a Sonic Sez reference here? i remember that 😄

[@chesh1rek1tten]

Sadly I have to disagree with RSlash here.. I don't think the boy will end up in jail; most sexual harassment goes unreported and unpunished

[@1lainfan348]

Furious Imperator Yeah I agree. Sadly that’s the case for most of these things :(

[@sylvarlorali5743]

Skin colour does not determine how a person is somehow 'better' than someone else. I can't believe people still think like that.

[@umbreondark7837]

most of south east asian ppl have that kind of mentality, if not majority of asian ppl.

[@Samqdf]

@@umbreondark7837 Is that also meant to also be the norm for people in India?

[@umbreondark7837]

Sam Qu Yes, i think Indians also.

[@umbreondark7837]

Queen Meh the fact that you think its nicer to have lighter skin proves the point of op

[@umbreondark7837]

Queen Meh i know. I nor the original commentor implied discrimination. I simply said that the fact you think people see other with lighter skin is nicer proves op's point that people think its better to have lighter skin. No one brought discrimination except YOU.

[@kirukiru5924]

The friends mom from the last story, bless you. You helped a girl stop getting harassed and hopefully taught a boy its not ok to randomly touch and especially grope people! The bullies mom is doing a terrible job teaching him basic boundaries.

[@WANmnom]

The story about the woman needing to be induced reminded me about the story of the day my brother was born, thought i would share because i find it interesting. My Mom and Dad didn't have the best relationship mostly stemming from neither having healthy family lives as kids. my dad became an angry person who had to control everything, and my mom was so desperate to keep her husband happy she did things she would never otherwise do (they're separated now and worked on a lot of their personal issues). when she was pregnant with my brother my dad was absolutely against her getting check ups with doctors for any reason, meaning no ultra sounds, no meds, nothing. for the most part she was fine with it, though nervous as this was her first child, but then she started feeling sick a lot and she started getting mini fake labors (Forget what they're called) so finally she went in just to be sure everything was ok. the doctors looked at her and my oversized brother and told her she was late and needed to be induced right away to help save my brother. scared but confused she explained to the doctored she had only been pregnant 8 months but they assured her there was no way my brother was only 8 months along. she told me they induced her and she was in pain for several days trying to force my brother out, when she tells me this story she tells me shes not sure how long it actually was, but she was in so much pain and so tired that at one point she waved a nurse over and whispered to her asking the nurse to let her die, but to save the baby. they got her into a C-section right away. My brother was born with a slight heart condition and under developed tear ducts, he had surgery before one and is a very healthy nearly 30 year-old now.

[@theycallmecryptooo]

It turns out that almost every EM conversations start with an: “ExCUsE mE” Edit: I completely forgot I made this Lol!

[@BirbsBeLikeOvO]

Lol maybe that's one of the reasons they are called EM. Entitled Mom aka ExCUsE mE

[@calvinjonathanganadhi981]

I mean, every word can be said in a polite or a rude manner, and EM most likely use the rude manner, the rude manner is sorta like a "you are an inconvenience or doing something wrong but idk what it is to blame you for so I'm using this term to express how annoyed I am and threaten you to do stuff I order you to like a dog" type of word, which is a really Karen thing to do so it's pretty fitting for their role

[@rulliindriani1007]

Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess

[@user-vr4ih6jg3n]

Yup, the first and last polite thing they say.

[@elainelucas8097]

yes, but the OP answers "how can I help you?" me, I'd say yes, what do you want?

[@Z3R0F1V3]

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Intellectual: CUP IS CUP Karen: The cup belongs to my _baby_

[@Felix-ve9hs]

Me: the Cup is half full with air and half full with Liquid

[@invaderzod8092]

The baby *deserves* it

[@KnightMan222]

Karen: the cup threatened to kill me, get me the cops and your manager

[@alidragon7034]

OP: The cup is a goblet

[@Gentleman30]

*CUP IS CUP*

[@asabb349]

about the second story: I was actually born 2 weeks after I should be, and when I was born my heart stopped beating for a moment and my skin was green, so yeah it's dangerous kids

[@jgw5491]

That last one reminded me of an incident in a high school art class when I was 14 (now I'm going to date myself!) in the early 70s before sexual harassment was even a named thing. This creepy guy sat next to me and kept trying to be "friendly". I was polite back because that was how I was raised. But when he reached over and cupped my breast, I loudly yelled, "Get your hands off of me!!" The whole class stared at us. The teacher (F) didn't say anything but just looked at us, too. But the handsy creep was humiliated by my reaction and moved to a different seat from then on.

[@SpathaMagna]

*rSlash:* _Does anybody else have the worrying concern that that kid is probably going to end up in jail?_ I have the worrying concern that he won't, but ought to.

[@jaycee1670]

Now that's a concern I share.

[@Plazmasoldier]

Agreed

[@Xarestrill]

That's about what I was thinking too.

[@godmagnus]

I'm more worried about his victims. Strong "he shouldn't have his life ruined for 20 seconds of action" vibes.

[@atlas_gamer2667]

This’d be an especially big concern here where I live since most of people that do that sort of stuff end up getting away with it and even if they do they only stay in prison for about a week or two, leading to many many many cases of the imprisoned being let go nearly with no consequences and taking a (in most cases) brutal revenge on whoever they had a grudge with

[@MisterH37]

Last story: Sexual Assault. That's called Sexual Assault.

[@shadowwolf7024]

B Huse Want to help me murder sex offenders in the future?

[@terrorfire8505]

@@shadowwolf7024 I'll get my knife ready

[@matthewrada1758]

@@shadowwolf7024 wait, let me get my launch codes

[@shadowwolf7024]

Matthew528 excellent!

[@shadowwolf7024]

terrorfire tank alright!

[@justaspookydude47]

*Me as a parent in a situation like that last story* "I'm about to go to jail."

[@nicolegold4660]

I think I needed to hear that story about the pregnant woman. My son was five days overdue and my doctor scheduled me for an induction. I wanted it to happen naturally, but I went in for the appointment anyways. His concern was that my baby would poop in the womb and breath it in. I ended up having a c-section because he was NOT coming out. It’s a good thing we did because he pooped AS SOON AS they got him out. I keep looking at the whole experience as a bad one, but hearing that story... I’m glad I listened to my doctor and my baby is happy and healthy!

[@Jackie-McCann]

God, I hope that pregnant Karen’s husband left her after that tragedy. At least he had the common sense to actually LISTEN to a medical professional unlike his stubborn wife.

[@skootergirl22]

Unless she has him under her foot

[@Mastasrasmas]

child support?

[@Somebody9666]

Hope he left her. But he was no good either. He should have protected that child and also listen but insted he did nothing.

[@hanezutchins2786]

@@Mastasrasmas What child?

[@Mastasrasmas]

Zane Hutchins to keep him so she has to do something like getting pregnant and do the whole thing

[@mitskimitskii2868]

Karen: *Across the room* Anyone: No Karen: **i am speed** EXCUSSSSSSE ME!

[@PacMacDo]

excuse, leaving my footprint before this blows up

[@kip3427]

Yes I am to

[@PacMacDo]

@@kip3427 umm... what?

[@desiterdane4286]

I'M VERRYYY IMPORTANT THAN ANYONE ELSE HERE BECAUSE I AM A SINGLE MOTHER!!!! YOU KNOW SINGLE MOTHER SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS A DISABLITY!!

[@kip3427]

@@PacMacDo the footprint

[@Loggle1]

EM: You should respect your Elders! *Me Thinking* Did you just call yourself Old?

[@estheramsalem2825]

“Does anyone have the concern this kid is probably gonna end up in jail?” Nah son I have the concern he might harm women and ruin lives, I do hope that he’ll learn from this mistake and doesn’t carry on, but based on the story and his mother, he probably thought he didn’t do anything wrong, so I hope he gets locked up earlier so he can’t harm anyone in the future

[@rachelmiller8127]

Entitled parents: respect your elders Also entitled parents: I'm not old!! Me: facepalm

[@stinkyjuicebox]

R/facepalm

[@azurephantom100]

well the phrase respect your elders could be implied as anyone older then you not necessarily old as in elderly but i can understand the confusion

[@rachelmiller8127]

Thanks for the likes most I've ever gotten

[@KnightMan222]

Karen: i'll refuse to listen to doctors and leave my baby to God's will God: So you have chosen death...

[@Celediev]

I just do not understand how she does not even realise she basically aborted her fully developed baby by refusing to be induced.

[@isiholliday3051]

This reminds me of a story the preist told me when I was a kid There was a major flood and a Christian went to the roof to escape it. As he sat there a boat came past “hey get in the boat” C - “no, god has a plan for me” so the boat goes away and the rain pores. Next a police boat comes “Sir you need to get in the boat” C “no god has a plan for me” and the boat leaves. The rain continues Then a helicopter comes “Sir get in the helicopter” C - “god has a plan for me” Helicopter leaves and the rain gets harder. The Christian drowns. In heaven C -“why did you let me die?” God - “well I sent you two boats and a helicopter” 😂😂 People say gods plan and don’t take help but maybe god sent you the dr/people to help you (I’m not religious but I always wonder why some religious people don’t think that way)

[@KnightMan222]

@@Celediev I don't know what to tell you, friend. Some people are just really stupid and ignorant enough that they endanger other's lives.

[@silverhusky7993]

Izzy Holliday right?! She just straight up murdered her child.

[@KC-gf8xe]

Please God, strike this woman infertle. 🙏

[@spyrkle4777]

I feel so bad for the unborn child in the second story I hope they were reincarnated to a nicer mother

[@Phantom.Gaming64]

Got to love the thinking process of getting OP in trouble just so she can get out of the store quicker. "Hmm, this guy is not giving in to my demands. **sees OP's firearm** Bingo! I claim he threatened to kill me so I can get quickly out from the store!" And then proceeds to lie that OP was making lies when she was the one lying herself. EDIT: I too think that the boy who was groping and acting inappropriately is probably going to be a regular going to jail.

[@ShadoWalker71]

The aunt's friend isn't classist, she has no class whatsoever.

[@RomanianRebecca]

Tobias Lehr lol

[@Mizoneko]

That one made me cry, I had something similar happen to me when I was a kid, and was so hurtful I still cry on the inside...

[@Asterite]

@@Mizoneko im so sorry to hear it do you need a hug? xc

[@Black-Opal-System]

@@Mizoneko I shall now send virtual hugs as no one should have to deal with that amount of compleat bull crap.

[@TheMadRatKing]

...I kind of like “popcorn goblet” personally

[@gio7202]

Ikr

[@red_robin2243]

Same

[@yacob1113]

Pretty cool I will use it

[@babydragon7143]

Ya. Wait.... that should be what they call it at universal Harry Potter world

[@CanadaLime]

Imagine thinking you know more than a doctor You have learned: Anti-Vaccine Community

[@aokay3196]

What’s this Average Person is learning a new move; Anti-Vaccine Argument, Oh no, it looks like all four moves are taken, choose one to be replaced by the new move. *Player chooses Intelligence* Forgetting Intelligence...Learning Anti-Vaccine Arguments... Successful! Average person forgot Intelligence and learned Anti Vaccine Arguments

[@Dsac1441]

"Imagine thinking you know more than a doctor"... I remember that pre-COVID naivete that was thinking other people were inclined towards basic logic, lol

[@joelellis7035]

"God's will", huh? Reminds me of a fable that I was told long ago. It went something like a person was at their home and warned several times by various people that they must leave due to an impending flood. The person each time refuses, saying that God will save them. The person eventually drowns and goes to Heaven. While in Heaven, the person asks God why he didn't save them. God replies that he tried, sending all of those people to warn him. Makes me think it was God's will that the midwife was there to advise the woman on her pregnancy.

[@wta1518]

I heard that story differently. So a guy is out fishing on his boat, and he sees clouds in the distance. A person on a motorboat comes up and tells him to head to shore, and the guy says “Oh no, God will protect me”. Then a larger boat goes past and the people on it tell the guy to head to shore. The guy says “Oh no, God will protect me” Then a helicopter goes by, and tell the guy to head to shore. The guy says “Oh no, God will protect me. He died in the storm, and then he asks why God didn’t protect him. God does a facepalm and tells him that he sent the small motorboat, the larger motorboat, and the helicopter to tell him to head to shore, and he didn’t listen.

[@vosskambassador7733]

I have a feeling that you won’t drop religeon even after the year 3009 which I am not in yet I am in the year 2993 and you still have religeon...

[@musiclover4208]

I heard that one too! I was wondering if that person was-I dunno expect some orb of light to come save him?

[@randomnonsense2259]

@@wta1518 That's the story I was told there are so many different versions of it but still leads to the same moral

[@Sip_Dhit]

To big ones: God helps those who help themselves (I've used this to partially convince some stubborn parents that mental health is important) God has a purpose for everyone, the doctors are there for a reason.

[@TreeckoJedi9]

This guy sounds like he’d be great at audiobooks.

[@MrOof-ob8uw]

You need more likes for the call out

[@trickshotmasters2787]

Soo true

[@theoistrying9904]

Petition for r/slash to read audiobooks

[@Jeff-rm3ry]

This is basically a audiobook I mean he’s talking and reading to us so I head it is a audiobook

[@newiehamilton2286]

I loooooove that the aunt kicked out EM of the party as politely as possible

[@LuciferSpiro1993]

"Imagine honestly believing that you know more than a doctor" Can't imagine. Doubt it would ever happen.

[@Nat-zw3ek]

rSlash: Imagine thinking you know more than a doctor! Anti-Vaxers: hold my beer.

[@Namerex]

The corona beer

[@thesymbiotenation.4552]

Flatearthers: hold my Plane..

[@alucardbunche4197]

Nathalie King bruh not everyone is compatible with vaccines and they contain thimeosal which is mercury and polysorbate 80 and 20 which bypasses a blood barrier and can carry deasies to the brain and yes I had all of this confirmed by a licensed doctor

[@miso3753]

Alucard Bunche ok

[@generalgrevious8246]

Get the Soviet tank the apocalypse will happen if they win

[@kevins3821]

EM: "God decide. It was never meant to be" God: "Why did I ever create humans like this.."

[@Hueyinc]

God: *Dang it, why did Eve listen to that snake...*

[@Crabbob365]

ugh should kept the angel to guard the tree just in case

[@labudgie248]

I can't believe she Shrugged off her dead child as God's Will and didn't give a crap about it

[@jaymurray2216]

@Scamper Scamper Sad (as in the baby died for her to not pass on the stupid genes) but true

[@vosskambassador7733]

Well, if you put it that way I could do him a favor... But it would decimate the entirety of earth, not just humans...

[@bellerain381]

That midwife story made me cry! God may know best, but so does the midwife WHO SPECIALIZES IN CHILDBIRTH! That poor baby and husband!

[@jenniferwardle8093]

I’m surprised the mom in the theatre didn’t pull the fire alarm to “pause” the movie.

[@azrajasarspahic4420]

4:55 Totally plans on trying for a Child again... Me:HOLY SH-

[@starvingshark815]

A few years later talking to a therapist Entitled not mother : i dont get why all 7 babys die Therapist: ok so you are a moron and if your babys surrvived they would hopefully be raised by people who understand how hospitals work

[@animacijesrbija9966]

@@starvingshark815 entitled female person with child

[@Ragnell_blade]

*god takes a holy crap while reading* people are stupid. Don’t expect me to deal with this.

[@generalyou6447]

And then he got divorce by his husband

[@firemarioproductions2003]

I can tell God is facepalming at this entitled parent.

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

Entitled Woman: Respect your elders. Me: I hope you get your seniors discount. EW (offended): I'm not a senior! Me: Then you're not old enough to be my elder. Also: When God gives you a choice, you're responsible for the results of that choice. That woman had the choice to save her baby, or not. She chose not to. There will be an accounting for that.

[@thattonekidd4421]

Please sir

[@thattonekidd4421]

Tell me why you ruined my village in coin master

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

@@thattonekidd4421 Presuming that's not a (very obscure) joke, I can only guess that there's someone else out there using this name, since I have no idea what you're talking about.

[@Greenierw]

I love how you called her EW

[@sarahouillette1357]

@@Greenierw I noticed it too 😆

[@missellie1]

The poor baby broke my heart. That lady should never have kids.

[@gabrielliu152]

EM on the last story: "You need to stop being so stuck up and learn to be friendly. If my son just put his arm around you and potentially grope you, what's wrong with that?" "Alright. If your son is so friendly, then he would let me touch his eyes in return."

[@GiordanDiodato]

"Imagine thinking you know more than a doctor" buddy, did you forget all those anti-vaxxers?

[@filmandfirearms]

Congratulations. You missed the obvious joke

[@johnapple6646]

failed r/woosh attempt, abort

[@filmandfirearms]

@Radican69 You know what sarcasm is, right?

[@AlphaFoxAdam]

Lol...or the "doctors of Reddit" posts. "NuRSe hErE..."

[@filmandfirearms]

@Radican69 When did I do that?

[@Richard_Nickerson]

"Popcorn goblet" is so much better than "bucket of popcorn"

[@tophatxcc]

R Nickerson I’ve never even seen that. Every theatre I’ve ever been to just uses popcorn bags..so being hit by one would cause more of a mess than any pain.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@tophatxcc Most are like thin cardboard buckets where I'm from. Like bigger soft serve drink cups.

[@kao7976]

@@Richard_Nickerson yeah our buckets are like gigantic cups

[@lucasnlima]

in Brazil, the popcorn is served in a box, but almost sure it wasn't here for another reason popcorn here comes out 2 to 3 times more expensive than the movie itself, meaning it is cheaper to throw a shoe

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@lucasnlima Wow why? Corn shouldn't be expensive

[@bgmarshall]

1:43 im calling it that from now on

[@paikoateacat]

Yep

[@northernj9761]

Oh Boy I Can't Wait To Read Harry Potter: The Popcorn Goblet

[@dracko158]

OP: "I can't pause the movie for ONE person." Karen: *"Impossible."* EDIT: 1K likes?! Holy shit! Thanks a lot guys! :D

[@stormwright8300]

I didn't even know you could pause movies like that

[@lorekeeper685]

@@stormwright8300 what donypu think they do in breaks

[@Sucellusification]

Her response was: "BUT I HAVE TWO KIIIIDS"

[@cheyenneh1488]

Impossible, we do it at home all the time

[@bobleeroy1509]

I would have paused it and then when she comes back shine a torch on her and announce it was because of her.

[@Baestard]

About the pregnant woman : I guess she can't be a entitled _mother_ anymore huh

[@abigailou7888]

Løввι Lmao

[@simsim8089]

Yikes

[@nickball4071]

*Me hears rSlash say* "Imagine thinking you know more than a doctor?!" *Me checks the date when this was posted* 11 Jan 2020 Me 16 Oct 2020 "Ho boy, we've been saying that a lot this year"

[@bobsimpson1284]

Rslash: imagine believing that you know more than a doctor Every antivaxer ever: have you forgot about me?

[@evadedenbach1226]

💯

[@jessielynch7493]

As someone who works for the family court system, the last one really concerns me. The dismissal of the EM is what carries over the victim shaming and the attitude of boys will be boys attitude (her attitude I know she didn't say it) He will be one of the teenage offenders I deal with every day who grabs whatever they want and because they were not taught boundaries etc. Think they are entitled to it. Be it a car or a person. Yes, I know my posting isn't perfect I have dyslexia so not. , etc. Police, please. 🌷

[@trinalgalaxy5943]

there are boys being boys and then there is that... and THAT was most certainly NOT "boys being boys" and any boy worth his salt would NEVER stand for such actions lying down. the fact that the idea of "boys being boys" has been co-opted and corrupted like this to cover any bad behaviors is disgusting.

[@curious615]

Great response. Also your texting was just fine!

[@xBluegamerx]

Can't the mother be charged for that? Knowingly killing a late term pregnancy is illegal in most of the world, and ignorance only protects you from so much.

[@phoenixdarkmoon8040]

Doubtful under the religion restoration act. She can claim it was her religious belief that of she was to be a mother labor would have occured

[@RamdomView]

Depends on the jurisdiction. Some places will not charge people who can prove they genuinely believe in God's will above all else. The prosecution would have to try to prove that she did have doubts about her faith.

[@SRosenberg203]

@@phoenixdarkmoon8040 What's so ridiculous is that based on this woman's postion about "God's Will", we can safely assume that she is against abortions in ALL forms, and views it as the murder of babies. At the very least, she probably believes that "life begins at conception." If life begins at conception, how could anyone claim that her actions do not constitute murder?

[@WolfyFancyLads]

I would've just put her under, cut out her womb and blamed it on the infection and said it was required or she'd die. Botch the paperwork and shady-lady, you ain't getting no baby.... Anyway, that is how I lost my medical license.

[@GhostGuyExplorations412]

Yet they try to ban abortions and prosecute doctors, but Karen gets to leave with no charges filed against her?

[@thomassomeone4868]

"Harry, did you put your name in the goblet of popcorn?" Dumbledore asked, calmly.

[@Yuuteimiya]

4:57 imagine if she had a child, it fell sick and the mother won't do anything bc it's for god to decide for it to live or die...

[@lanmoore8391]

"Imagine honestly believing you knows more than a doctor" Now in 2020 there are entire crowds who believe this and are willing to place other people's lives on the line.

[@abifailturner1964]

I hate the fact that that's true.

[@lindylou538]

I saw a crowd of anti-maskers(that's what we call them here) and i were just watching them in disbelief before they fucking die

[@lanmoore8391]

@@lindylou538 I call them plague rats

[@lindylou538]

@@lanmoore8391 I now imagine them going right next to each other in the sewer and going "this is soooooo healthy all these essential oils"

[@jgw5491]

@@lanmoore8391 Wow. Exactly right. I'm stealing that.

[@sainjawoof3506]

5:05 as a veterinarian, it happens daily! Having dealt with several pyometras, I can understand what "that smell" they experienced was. 🤢🤢🤢

[@topsdaily_productions]

On that Baby story when he said the baby died in the womb my heart legit skipped a beat

[@screamoneo]

going back to these old stories is absolutely fantastic. “harry potter and the goblet of popcorn” still makes me chuckle

[@andyaliaga3188]

“That lady wasn’t just racist but also classist” Yeah, welcome to Mexico

[@ch3rrikiss]

The term is elitism. This is the root of most if not all known prejudices

[@nanofate4118]

elders who think they "deserve respect" can take a long walk on a short pier. like anyone else, if you want respect you get to earn it. you don't earn it by living longer than i have. also popcorn goblet is something i will work towards making common parlance

[@wyvernslayer4530]

Im 15 and i certainly dont believe my parents dont automatically get my respect. Theyve both screwed me over. I live with my mom since the worst things shes done is call me a cunt. My dad was very emotionally abusive and i left before it got truly physical

[@vosskambassador7733]

So drowning?

[@duiwithc4corvette403]

Asians: Welp, someone offended our culture. Jin, you got the chopsticks?

[@ahstiasummers5583]

People like that believe that to be polite is to be a spineless pushover

[@jaspercarlsson3668]

That women who didn't want to be induced and let her baby die doesn't deserve to have another child.

[@sabersz]

Am I the only one who's pissed about the Asset Protection person in the gun story immediately asking OP to leave? Surely he should know concealed carry is allowed, open carry is not. OP clarified he was concealed, not open. I'm glad the manager pulled him aside and hopefully the dude hasn't done that again

[@renearrazcaeta7005]

"Imagine honestly believing you know more than a doctor." *In walks the anti-vaxxer community*

[@dx1450]

*followed by the homeopathy community and naturopaths*

[@matthewzablocki5310]

@@dx1450 mlm's??!! 😱😱

[@dx1450]

@@matthewzablocki5310 "I just paid $90 for a startup kit, and now I'm a certified health & wellness coach!"

[@drycereal916]

Exactly!

[@dx1450]

I mean, doctors only went to medical school for 6 years, but anti-vaxxers did a 30 minute google search...

[@mimiqmayday]

The EM with the baby actually made me mad. I'm the oldest of 8, and I talk with my mum about pregnancy stuff because why not, she knows a lot. The fact this woman didn't think she was in the wrong when she willingly killed her baby? Disgusting. Being induced isn't bad - it's a matter of life or death.

[@CristinaFrank]

Wow. The entitled mom refusing to be induced, causing her baby to die absolutely disgusts me! I didn't want to be induced either, but I listened to my obgyn and got induced on my due date. I had gestational hypertension, so it was the best thing for both of us. I love my son, and if I lost him due to my own stupidity and pride, I wouldn't want to live anymore..

[@stefantsarev4442]

You know, if this had been your last working day, it would have been the best opportunity for a malicious compliance. You simply pause the movie and, while the woman is in the toilet, you inform the 400 people in the hall, "I'm so sorry for the break, a woman wanted her kids to use the toilet, so she made us pause the movie just for her" and watch, as the lynching unfolds. EM would then be covered with tar and feathers, or in this case, soda and popcorn, and will be thrown out like a stray dog.

[@sheilabalderas780]

Bro being mexican and not “dark enough” makes it so freaking frustrating.. people try to be little you calling guera and all thats is frustrating especially coming from family members

[@grynnreaper6266]

I have a question, its like my brain is itchy, but is it still racism if its the same race? Like calling someone white trash is that racism when you're white? Is it like the same thing? It's still terrible obviously. Not being a dick I just figured I have a question and you might have an answer. Plus I live in Ontario and I have never met a Mexican so i am curious if you guys see it the same way as the white calling other white "white trash"

[@ClockworkWyrm]

The worst part is that it goes both ways so you can never win! In some places being too light skinned is a problem but then a lot of Mexican media put up very light skinned people as the pinnacle of beauty. WTF can't they all see that there is beauty in every shade?!

[@MinatheRaichu]

@@grynnreaper6266 It can in a lot of the inbetween shades. In white people, I don't think being "white enough" is an issue. But for latinxs and black people, the amount of melanin in your skin can make or break. I am Latina and I have been called French, Iranian, Russian. I am very pale and my nose is more european looking due to the stronger spanish genes as opposed to my grandmothers warmer brown skin. So I feel removed from my culture, often not good enough in appearance to be labelled one, and because I pass as white, I get privalege. For those of us who have more melanin, they are assumed bumpkins, poorly- educated, from the ghetto, and such. One of my cousins back in the land of my parents graduated in computer science, but since she has muuuch darker skin that I do and lives in a rural village in Central America, she is deemed less educated on appearance alone, even within her own country. I will never personally know the struggles unless they hear me speak spanish or hear my full name, but hispanics are very racist against each other. They only really band together through people being racist to latinos hispanos as a whole. My friend, on the other hand, is a mixed girl. One parent was black, the other was latinx/white mix. Her skin is olive in tone. She is often told she is too light skinned to truly be black, but she also doesn't pass as white on account to the kinky afro. It sometimes weighs on her because she can't fit within the three parts of her

[@gerardohernandez5598]

Yup I get that. I'm pretty light skinned myself, and get ask am I sure I'm Mexican lol annoying.

[@MinatheRaichu]

@@gerardohernandez5598 Just say that they ran out of ink when you were born. At least that way you get people to laugh.

[@vanguardangel6912]

“Popcorn goblet”. Can we make this official now? Edit: Jesus Christ, y’all are mad lads! This is my most liked comment six years on KZbin! We shall now call popcorn buckets Popcorn Goblets!

[@thatonekid8306]

YES.

[@HayLeesHomeMade]

Oh God please

[@blemmer146]

What is it actually called

[@IMightJustBust]

@@blemmer146 bucket

[@nunkers9865]

Let’s start a petition to change the name

[@corybaldwin1168]

I'm much more concerned that the boy WON'T end up in jail no matter what he ends up doing.

[@benjaminnicholas5527]

There is a story of a man during a flood. He is on his roof when a boat comes by and offers to take him. He says no and that God will save him. Later on a bigger boat comes by and he says the same thing. A helicopter flys over and again he refuses saying God will save him. Finally the man drowns and standing before God he cries out that he was not saved and that God did not care. God sighs and says, “ i did care. I sent two boats and a helicopter.” The mom in the pregnancy story reminds me of the man.

[@Meg_88]

Perfect.

[@cheeriomartinez]

As a dark skin Mexican, the second to last story hit home.

[@bonlessmangoes7276]

Same

[@limiv5272]

Do people really assume you're a janitor or something?

[@cheeriomartinez]

@@limiv5272 people assume I don't speak English well. People assume I'm going to steal stuff. People assume I'm an illegal. People have assumed since I'm dark skinned that I'm "dirty" and unclean. My neighbor once told me that when I grew I was going to be a great landscaper. So... I mean... There's that.

[@limiv5272]

That's just terrible. I'll never understand these attitudes

[@rai1879]

I'm white Guatemalan but my older brother is dark skinned and I hate seeing the way he was treated by our whole family his whole life. It's just sick

[@Hellothere-is8xb]

Adult that looks young : *exists* Karens in the entire world : *THATS ILLEGAL* edit: wow this is the most liked comment I have ..... that’s depressing

[@randomhooman6685]

Hippity hoppity, begone from my property

[@Question4286]

I am the 69 like. I started heavy breathing.

[@toryknotts8026]

Popcorn goblet. I love it. Also wanting to keep the baby in is horrifying, I'd want it out ASAP within safe reason

[@hehehe-ne8jc]

lady: YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT WORKS FOR ME The guy: what's my name?

[@princesskingforever]

Karen: *is disrespectful* OP: *Uno Reverse* Karen: *Surprised Pikachu face*

[@ClayerP]

Kal Mason meme overload

[@trickshotmasters2787]

Lol

[@sceilig7496]

"White by outsourcing?" Maybe I grew up sheltered, but that's a new one to me.

[@festivalboat9068]

Yeah me to that never happens in the town's I lived in

[@bribri6033]

Yeah... **Deep thought** ... **HEAVY BREATHING**

[@justj.c6769]

My grandmother is a devoted Christian and was a nurse for 40+ years. She has practically seen it all, and always says the same thing. "God may know best, but He gave us doctors for a reason."

[@WolfDB]

5:00 Unfortunately, the 2+ years have shown that this woman is not alone in thinking they know more than a doctor

[@vanillarice6163]

EM: the kid died cause of gods will Greek gods who curse people for killing their family: if we did that we only did it so you could be tortured for eternity

[@Moracher]

Vanilla Rice do you have the stand cream

[@Serenity-so4to]

The *what* cream?????

[@feelinghypothermic]

@@Serenity-so4to Its a JoJo reference

[@thechillbill1600]

Oh dear your pfp is my god

[@redpanda2978]

"Such a crazy day at work today, got a popcorn goblet thrown at me!"

[@Mittenator-cn2fh]

Red Panda ikr A few hours later at the mans house talking to his wife... “Hey had such a crazy day at work today got a popcorn goblet thrown at me by an entitled parent, how was your day”

[@thelegion2857]

Hey what if the popcorn had hot melted butter on it

[@littlekuribohimposte]

@@thelegion2857 Have you been to a movie theatre in a while? Their melted butter is not hot.

[@saxtonhalegaming493]

In the goblet of popcorn, do they have slips of paper or pieces of popcorn?

[@OneStrangeDeer]

I can only imagine a legitimate goblet of popcorn being thrown and hitting someone with a metallic ping as it his...i started laughing really hard, now i feel really bad about it

[@Sandsand6969]

I forgot how passively and friendly sounding r slash is, but how SAVAGE he is

[@sleepsoundsgood]

Guy: *Has a gun* Karen's: wHeRE's yOU'Re mANaGEr?