RT Podcast: Ep. 331

[@FeatheredCrow]

Chris is like Gavin if Gavin never became a slow-motion expert.

[@ellon1100]

Where the slo-mo guys videos are entertaining, he isn't an expert on slo mo

[@Vashtanerada477]

+Keez Ewen Um dude... that's his job. He's a slow motion cinematographer in major Hollywood movies. He works on Top Gear and a ton of other stuff. He's definitely an expert.

[@awesomeelf45646]

Keez Ewen haha are you serious. He's done slow motion cinematography in big name productions like sherlock Holmes. He's one of the best slow motion experts there is

[@timb1990]

Keez Ewen He worked on sherlock holmes with RDJ. That was the best scene in the movie.

[@awesomeelf45646]

^^see that's what I said

[@Zoë_N77]

Always know the podcast will be good if Chris is on it

[@damerocksful4075]

I know right! Every time Chris is on a podcast there's at least one moment where everyone just dying laughing. xD

[@Dingle.Donger]

Zoe N I couldn't breathe when he told that story at the end

[@TheYamyamz]

He just has a way with words that is always funny

[@stevenesteves8635]

WilliamLordPiggeh and a way with his hands i presume

[@TheYamyamz]

Steven Esteves Yeah of course

[@ned821]

Chris, you win. No contest, that last story was incredible.

[@phonyk568]

Gus is genuinely impressed when Brandon makes a few good jokes hahahaha

[@snarf3338]

you guys really need to have Chris on the podcast more often, his stories make me feel a little better about myself.

[@YesImStephanie]

something about chris just makes everyone love him.

[@IGoCakeless]

best last 5 minutes of a podcast ever. Thankyou Chris

[@SynisterSnail]

38:30 As a McDonalds Employee I can confirm we have a steamer for steaming just the bun for a fillet of fish

[@QuesarRider]

Synister Snail the mcdonalds i work at steamed filet o' fish buns, southern style buns, and wraps

[@britaki]

Synister Snail Yeah. Also our steamer thing is built into the same machine that heats the buns anyway.

[@QuesarRider]

britaki our steamer sits below the the bun heater thing and they are not connected

[@zazuch]

Minor Bob When i worked thats how ours was as well. It was a seperate tool. I also HATE when they dont steam the bun. Annoys me so much to get a toasted bun on my filet o fish.

[@QuesarRider]

zazuch The worst part about mcdonalds is cleaning the grills and shitty, slack co workers.

[@BrolanTravels]

I get the feel whenever Chris speaks that english isn't his first language, even though it clearly is.

[@michaelcortina3729]

1:19:00 I was listening to the audio only of the podcast in my car and loaded up the video just to watch this exchange. These people actually exist, it's amazing to watch.

[@MyLand1994]

Chris' 7th grade gift underwear purchase segment at ~ 1:43:00

[@maricejayo]

This is a perfect example of why you should hear the whole podcast TILL THE END!! Thank you Chris, you always make me feel better

[@stevepickel27]

Brandon's growing on me

[@YeahThrashMaster]

***** 10/10

[@jamessoh9051]

***** more like a cancer sore

[@AvengedSevenfold956]

Me too. He was pretty funny in this without being annoying

[@TheYamyamz]

He has always been awesome

[@brandonfurner8567]

stevepickel27 ;)

[@dsbakery]

The last 15 or so minutes of the podcast are pure gold. Chris you are my hero.

[@korvuxvh4649]

It seems like Brandon thinks that all dinosaurs have a collective 200 million years worth of knowledge.

[@nubcakes1000]

Chris is now the only person on earth who has ever made me laugh hard enough to physically hurt my stomach

[@EvolScavenger]

I lost it when Gus said "WTF MAN?!" That was hilarious lol.

[@97aventador]

I enjoy when Chris talks

[@LesPaul1482]

Chris should be on every podcast

[@evanismybro]

chris, gavin, miles, and michael should make a podcast! you got the two idiots, the rage quitter, and the funny one

[@jackcampbell4776]

I'd Prefer, Chris, Gavin, Blaine, and Michael

[@Deaf_Notes]

Chris Gavin Blaine and Miles

[@teyxen]

Those last five minutes might just be the best in the history of this podcast.

[@TheFram1234]

1:43:25 I love how burnie just goes "let em talk" like he knows its about to be funny

[@jonjohnson4981]

It's like "This is going to be a train wreck... let's see it unfold in real time."

[@HeavyRayne]

Chris and Brandon on a podcast together is just a whirlwind of craziness. Also, I'm guessing Chris drank a little more than usual this podcast.

[@VideoShogun]

Is the audio like a few notches lower than normal this video? My volume is turned all the way up on youtube, and in my volume mixer. TELL ME I'M NOT CRAZY OTHER PEEPS.

[@r3dx469]

Youre not alone its really annoying

[@VideoShogun]

SpaceRabbit IsGo Thank you for feeling the same way I do. lmao

[@TheYamyamz]

Normal for me

[@xgamerdude246x]

VideoShogun Nope your crazy.

[@SuperFireWolf57]

VideoShogun i hear it to, i had to turn my head set up to hear

[@WilliaPwn]

I work at a McDonalds; there is literally a machine just for steaming buns and wrap tortillas. When its not steaming, it just sits there

[@g41g32]

"I mean, you couldn't sell 'Hungry Hungry Hippo' the game in Africa, right...? Hey that ate my dad!" -Brandon Farmahini 2015 XD

[@ItsWindHere]

God, I love when brandon is on with chris.

[@KobianoRoll]

team brandon unite

[@skyrimsniper]

WindSlicer4 Or one of them with Blaine. It gets absurd so quickly.

[@liamsavy2487]

I love when Burnie repeats stories

[@decaf4450]

Before I start the rest of the video again, I love Burnie's socks and the fact that they don't match.

[@cocacola150dr]

So sponsors weren't happy even though they were still exclusively able to watch the freaking live stream and have 24 hours of access before it became public? How is 24 hours not enough of a window when all of their other live content works on that very schedule? Are you telling me you can't access the damn podcast some time in that 24 hour window before it becomes public? Not to mention sponsors get all the sponsor casts (which never go public) and all the sponsor only videos over on the site and you have access to most major announcements well before the public does. The sponsors got greedy and unfortunately Rooster Teeth caved for whatever reason. The benefits of the sponsorship did not change one iota, the podcast was just moved into alignment with everything else. Why not try to explain that to the sponsors that were complaining rather than move the public release back, with no announcement I might add. I went to listen to the podcast last night and to my chagrin it wasn't up yet, so I went to bed pissed off.

[@imm0rtalfury]

cocacola150dr TL:DR Doesn't hurt sponsors, helps everybody else.

[@juggernuart3]

cocacola150dr Once they changed routine we did not get them 24 hours early before for podcasts release on KZbin (like The Patch), when it was changed we had access to just the live-streams then the podcast was uploaded on the site and KZbin on the same day. Also not all of us can watch the podcast live, so this is just sponsors getting 24 hours exclusivity then it'll be uploaded to KZbin. So sponsors can get a good deal out of it and the public will still get the podcast two days after it airs instead of you receiving it a whole week later. So don't complain they adjusted their schedule you and us sponsors both get a good deal out of it. So instead of both sides complaining just look at the point of, you get a advantage of not having week old podcasts, and sponsors get a better deal when they cannot watch the live-stream for the content they pay for. So all up the podcast has been moved into alignment with same week release on KZbin instead of week old content for you people, and for sponsors that can't watch the live-stream still get a nice exclusive deal, as we are promised when we give RT our money for exclusivity.

[@cocacola150dr]

Parashouter: The initial change had the video version of the podcast being released on KZbin and on the website Tuesday night around 7:00 pm, exactly 24 hours after the live stream, which (correct me if I'm wrong) is how it is with the rest of live content, such as the Patch. The Patch is released publicly 24 hours after it gets recorded is it not? So you still have almost all of Tuesday to view the podcast before it's released to the public. That's why I don't understand why sponsors complained, you were still getting it 24 hours in advance of the public and the public didn't have to be a week out of the loop, just a day. And that's not to mention all of the other sponsor content you guys get that I listed off and you ignored. Nothing was being lost by sponsors, all that happened was the public was just gaining the ability to not be so out of the loop.

[@Duckbill2]

Parashouter On KZbin it was one week later. On the website it was a day after.

[@juggernuart3]

cocacola150dr No, after the change we had Tuesday (Wednesday for me) to just watch the livestream and we didn't get it released right after it was streamed, which I would have been fine with. Your correct about The Patch, The Patch gets recorded we can watch live, but if missed we wait for the next day and view it on KZbin, so RT was just doing the same thing with the Podcast. I ignored the other sponsor content you listed off, because it's not related to the situation it's exclusive to sponsors and sponsors only, the podcast gets released to public eventually and sponsor content does not. What they are doing is what they're doing with everything else like RvB and other shows, just a 24 hour exclusivity window. I thought the podcast was going to be released same day streamed, and when I looked the past two weeks it has the same release schedule has KZbin. If I'm wrong any sponsors can come and correct me. Only thing that was being lost to sponsors was the time to watch it even after it was streamed before other people. By the way I'm not one that complained about the change mostly because KZbin is much faster than Blip. But I just understand the side sponsors stand at.

[@vman687]

they need to bring Chris and Brandon back next week. I was laughing my ass off the whole time.

[@michaelbluett2438]

Ray was really quiet in this video...

[@DECYRA_MUSIC]

Who the hell is Ray?

[@IbanezPlayer124]

Sancus' Music & Tutorials Old employee who died have some respect dude

[@CTTheGamer]

:( RIP IN Peace Ray

[@flyhighpizzapie]

Mickey - B Roy from Challenge Finders even expressed his sympathy.

[@SAMSTRECKER]

Mickey - B It's not Ray stupid is was Blaine.

[@OtakuMegane]

I now feel better about some quirks and dumb stuff I've done in the past. Thanks Chris and Brandon.

[@josephgalik8968]

For those don't know podcast will now be uploaded here on Wednesdays due to complaints of sponsors not getting enough early access time or some sort of other bullshit that being said in still happy we get it same week now

[@AvengedSevenfold956]

It's finally happening. Brandon is growing on me.

[@themarco11231]

Last time I came this early I had to pay child support..

[@modsiw10k]

***** yes

[@skyrimsniper]

***** Had?

[@robinbanks1007]

Giggity

[@morgansheepman2403]

Daddy!?

[@CatnamedMittens]

Dad, you're late on payments again:c

[@LadySammiRey]

Brandon and Chris need to be on podcasts more. They are comedy gold.

[@barbosacool]

I have absolutely no idea what Brandon is talking about. Pugs are perfectly capable of sustaining their own life. Their wrinkles get dirty humans dont have to clean it they will clean it themselves with grass (now this doesnt mean I havent done it myself). They are perfectly fine in the summer and winter - which is the reason why they grow a winter coat (a thicker coat of fur underneath the existing coat) in the winter and then sheds it in the spring/summer. Every dog has issues in heat and every dog as issues in cold. Pugs do have issues breathing when put on their back due to the way their face is. I dont dislike Brandon but just because he has a Pug doesn't mean he knows everything about it. By the way this is all information I know from owning a Pug and talking to multiple Veterinarians and specialists on taking care of Pugs.

[@thefor9otten]

This is from an actual currently employed McDonalds table worker (I make the sandwiches/wraps/burgers). The Filet of Fish is a steamed bun with tarter sauce, half slice of cheese and fried fish. The fish is fried and the bun is steamed if anyone was confused about the whole debate the Burnie and Gus where having.

[@neonfox3]

Chris is too innocent for this bleak world

[@howtozach4985]

This podcast was pure gold

[@dankgreene]

i wanna see brandons IQ score, i think my pet rock may have scored higher

[@wright8097]

It's 2015 we don't use IQ test anymore.

[@dankgreene]

says who? the halfwits?

[@jamessoh9051]

Salem M i wonder whose will be lower, chris or Brandon

[@someone6949]

Salem M The main reason people don't trust IQ scores is because they scored low. So yeah, halfwits. But the reality of IQ tests are that they are fundamentally flawed. A test cannot measure intelligence because just like any other test, you could study for it by taking practice IQ tests. After learning all the little nuances and spatial reasoning pattern questions, you could probably perfect any IQ test. And then it's no longer a question of intelligence and wit and rather memorization.

[@timmcmanus3060]

Salem M i don't think that someone with a pet rock is in any position to condescend

[@Quetzalcoatl999]

LOL 13:45 Dunno why I find it so funny that Gus flubbed and said plants instead of pants.

[@gabefh]

This podcast was hilarious xD

[@zazuch]

Gabriel Hellier all the things that can hurt from laughing hurt. It was great and even more so at the end. I typically like it when its barb, gav, burnie and gus but this was a good one.

[@charliekoloms9224]

the last 20 minutes is gold.

[@haydendrew2057]

Chris' 8th grade story needs to be an RTAA.

[@TheBaconBiscuit]

This was one of the funniest podcasts in a while.

[@nightmarestudios5770]

I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't care who's on the podcast. I just listen/watch it for enjoyment. Like you could have Lindsay, jack, Brandon, and another person and I would not care.

[@TheLnw29]

Loyalty :P

[@jankyorange878]

NIGHTMARESTUDIOS Caleb Denacour podcast 2k15

[@Mr724random]

I like all of them but I don't think the ones you named would fit too well together on a podcast.

[@jankyorange878]

That Guy Griff If you get mad at me for telling you that you didn't get the point at all then you shouldn't have replied asshat.

[@Mr724random]

Janky Orange Buddy there's no way I could be mad while watching Achievement Hunter and organizing my fast and furious box set.

[@Camernater3]

At maccas the filet of fish bun is steamed for 12 seconds in the steamer that we also use for all the wraps, it can steam up to 2 wraps at once

[@AbmikiRii]

thumbs up for Brandon this podcast

[@Decaf.]

Gus is my spirit animal.

[@danielcossey9118]

Poor Chris. He is like a large kid when he talks

[@VideoSage]

As for Dogs on 4th of July, I am blessed with a pup, who is willing to go for a walk while fireworks are going out- He was worse this year because I think he actually saw the explosions, but still, he walked calmly back to the house, then relaxed normally.

[@frankdunn1474]

I thought this was already up, am I going crazy?

[@TheYamyamz]

Yes

[@WanaBeAssassin]

***** Same I remember almost half of these discussions.

[@EmryMerlin]

Did you watch his Periscope? They mentioned some of it

[@amcveigh495]

***** A lot of the stuff was mentioned on previous podcasts

[@taylordofdrum2261]

Chris has the best stories.

[@Bwern]

For real, Brandon needs to not be on this. Sorry Brando.

[@fgs612]

Gus makes a great point early on in this podcast. Chris is like the Kramer of the RT Podcast.

[@PyroDexxRS]

I'm exactly like Chris l0l.. Have 30+ pairs of underwear.. only wear like 8 of em .. ones in the back of the drawer are 10-15 years old and never bought any of them myself... haha

[@t-rayjones013]

That's almost every guy in the history of guys

[@PyroDexxRS]

T-Ray Jones That's what I thought but everyone else was so shocked XD

[@Serje1227]

T-Ray Jones Your history of guys is much different from mine

[@couchpotato2128]

I wear all my underwear because i dont wash for like 2-3 months

[@gamestop251]

T-Ray Jones Heh, NOPE.

[@zakjenn9995]

i was doing the same thing Brandon was wile Chris was describing his "gift" this is why Chris and Brandon are my favorite people to be in videos.

[@gabrielgannon9770]

they could just do a social disorder season of just chris's life moments

[@Niakk55]

Chris is a god among men i loved this podcast soooo much because of him never laughed harder at a podcast sense like drunk tank days thank you!!!

[@docphilsman]

It bothers me that the pocket on gus' shirt is one stripe too high

[@ThatDaniGirl]

My favourite podcasts are ones with Chris in :P he's so bloody adorable.

[@BlazeCruizer]

Usually i don't like podcasts with Brandon on them but as long as Chris is here i'm happy

[@WeGameDough]

Chris's story at the end had me legitimately in tears from laughing X'D

[@aaronb6475]

Dog can't give birth on its own? Change it! Dog's eyes occasionally pop out of its head? Well thats no reason to change the dog! Brandon logic...

[@p30mill57]

I automatically like any podcast Chris is in.

[@metal660]

Welcome to the 301 club how early are you

[@LordNorth13]

the dark goblin 43 minutes.

[@TheYamyamz]

60 min

[@josephgalik8968]

I love Brandon and Chris so much!

[@cjm2234]

All this "sponsor" stuff just gets kind of annoying tbh. They tweet and talk about it constantly. I've never seen any other company with a model like this.

[@TheFryBoy1]

snorlax2000 1.)your definition of constantly vs everyone else's definition are VERY different 2.)Talking about a sponsorship and the benefits is bad now? 3.)You must hate Microsoft and Sony for their promotion of PS+ and Xbox Live

[@hevoo]

***** I think we need to be clear as to whether we're talking about being a RoosterTeeth sponsor or the companies with paid advertisements in RoosterTeeth podcasts. I personally find the snuck-in comments about being a RoosterTeeth sponsor irritating. I'd appreciate it if they kept it inside a predetermined segment like their paid advertisements. There, they can properly represent it in addition to properly warning people beforehand. In my opinion, it would be a simple win-win. Lastly, I get the impression that you're mostly defending them because they're RoosterTeeth, a company we all enjoy. Did you really consider the point this guy's trying to make? (Also, in case you weren't aware, you can reply to people directly, rather than leaving people to assume that you're talking to the person above you)

[@zuzusuperfly8363]

Hooveh You're annoyed by the fact that the company talks about the people that give them money? It's like a minute in a nearly 2 hour long podcast. This seriously bothers you?

[@CatnamedMittens]

It makes me not want to be a sponsor tbh.

[@jankyorange878]

snorlax2000 Constantly? You mean as of recently after the sponsors bitched about the new podcast timings.

[@optiKalismo]

that cable discussion was epic

[@arnifenrenso2940]

Where is Barbra 😢

[@TheYamyamz]

Dead

[@triscuitdahbiscuit4704]

Hopefully gone forever

[@arnifenrenso2940]

Jeez am I the only one who likes puns

[@juggernuart3]

BT Console She was in the Pre-Stream, but I guess she is busy with RTX coming up soon.

[@arnifenrenso2940]

Parashouter true, true, I'm also a punny person so yea, I enjoy watching her

[@ShaneM20]

Chris' story at the end has to be a RTAA 😂😂

[@juaxox]

Am I the only one that finds myself thinking "Shut up Brandon" every time he is on the podcast. It's just the way he talks about things, I can't help it, it's not that he is dumb but he talks about things in a dumb way.

[@MrColtsFan74]

Right there with you

[@blakekennethcollins]

***** an idiot

[@andrewandreski2659]

To me he just sounds so whiny every time he speaks, it just really makes me not want to hear what he has to say. And yes, he's not the sharpest apple on the Xmas tree.

[@vrizeh]

juaxox this is why i don't read youtube comments

[@publius101]

juaxox ya he's also got this weird self-pity thing going on. he's always bringing up how socially awkward he is and has no friends and isn't invited to anything. like dude, did you ever think that maybe THAT'S THE REASON?

[@BRAVOACTUAL]

"Just let him talk." Best part haha.

[@squidcoya1996]

1:43:17 is the underwear story.

[@squidcoya1996]

+Sequoya Waring Thanks, me.

[@squidcoya1996]

Rectus Erectus Thanks, you

[@MJ_6889]

Chris is great to have on the podcast!

[@NotMac]

Man sometimes Brandon really infuriates me with his arguments He doesn't let up

[@KobianoRoll]

Mmmmmmm

[@jankyorange878]

MrHotwheelz7 The way to persuade is to not give up.

[@jonjohnson4981]

He gets shouty defensive at the littlest question from someone to clarify, it's so fricking stupid. If he just calmly listened to them instead of being triggered thinking they're attacking him, he'd get much further in discussions.

[@V1brationCanine]

It wasn't only that Victoria got fired, it was also that the dude who organised Secret Santa got fired.

[@ghostx2342]

11 ads. I understand money must still be made but youtube is going the way of television. Shame they don't realize most of us watch content online to get away from time wasting ads.

[@Kaflurgle]

ghostx2342 Or, you know, you could get adblock and have 0 ads.

[@GBKK99]

ghostx2342 I don't have adblock and I didnt get an ad besides at the start of the first video

[@CatnamedMittens]

Adblock:3

[@Max25670]

Any podcast works as long as Gus and Bernie are the bread to the podcast sandwich.

[@MrBoegela]

I dislike Brandon.

[@tadamdane3827]

I dislike you

[@Baconboi42]

TADAM Dane I dislike him too, and now you!

[@KobianoRoll]

I don't dislike Brandon

[@scud553]

i agree i dont really like him either

[@roselee9063]

+Jonathan M "we should keep a type of dog that has terrible problems and suffers because it's already a type of dog and we shouldn't get rid of it"

[@Marblez3]

Cats have among the best hearing of any mammal.

[@fmeup_freeman4869]

Pls bring back Gavin or Google

[@QuesarRider]

As a former mcdonalds employee we steamed filet o' fish bun, southern style chicken sandwich bun, and wraps and we had two steamers one for lobby and one for drive thru. but dont order it because its not ordered enough so it sits for hours.

[@allmusicperson]

HOW IS A BABY DINOSAUR GOING TO REMEMBER WHAT THEIR ANCESTORS KNEW BRANDON

[@someone6949]

Just in case anyone cares, the bun machine at McDonald's is used to heat up all buns for every sandwich. However, there is a removable place on the side where you throw the fillet o fish buns to be steamed. So yeah, now you know.

[@thoseovtheunlight723]

Do you really need the clickbait titles in your video thumbnail?

[@Nurolight]

***** Clickbait? I see these as more Titles.

[@thoseovtheunlight723]

Nurolight "The Cringiest Girlfriend Gift Ever Given" Ya, that's clickbait

[@qball161]

***** it's not clickbait if it's relevant to the episode. If they just put a picture of girls cleavage as a thumbnail, or said "THE WORLD IS ENDING?!" Then it would be clickbait. This is just giving you an idea of what you're going to hear

[@pithosius]

qball161 yea, except that the title want even discussed until the very end. This episode's title was definitely clickbait

[@zuzusuperfly8363]

Alex Guy I fail to see how it matters when they discuss the topic... surely everything they talk about will take up a fairly short amount of time... and they always choose something... I think you guys are definitely not using the word correctly. It's a podcast. They called it a podcast. They talked about the topic in the title. Did you expect them to talk about the same story for an extended length of time or what?

[@chanman4rings]

Please do a podcast with Michael, Gavin, Colton, Chris and Brandon. It would be nothing short of amazing

[@Harry_the_Grand]

Eleven ads on this video...

[@CrazedJacob]

blueharry RT site doesn't have ads. I guess this is their way of saying "GO TO THE SITE"

[@R341R34ACTIONS]

Plus ad reads. At least the iTunes version doesn't have this many ads

[@MrJollygreengiant12]

Jacob whydoesmylastnamematter It does have ads, It doesn't have that many but right now are 3 on the home page when I opened it up in a incognito window. The only people who don't see ads are people with ad block or sponsors.

[@TheYamyamz]

Rhys Clark Interactive Media no one watches TV these days

[@TheYamyamz]

Rhys Clark Interactive Media I watch GoT on the internet for free in HD instead of TV

[@TheBIGJake111]

The Chris underwear story seriously needs to be an RTAA

[@DualCrane]

under 301 plus club

[@wesleydickens4752]

The first rule of under 301 club is to not talk about under 301 club... Second rule is to insult everyone that comments "first"

[@DualCrane]

got it

[@lachlanmurphy7270]

I love chris because he's like a little kid. Everything amazes him in such a way taht you can help but love it too.

[@Thevideogameidiots]

The more Brandon talks the less i like him.

[@TheRealAlpha2]

Finally, on youtube the same week as it was filmed.

[@Hymensintact]

Chris just sort of stumbling into awkward stories is possibly one of the funniest things Roosterteeth provides us with.

[@GamingWithAtitude]

I can't wait for a podcast with Burnie, Matt, Geoff, and Gus. The men who started it all.

[@theatlascomplex2052]

I know that I'm posting this late, and I haven't finished the full podcast either, but Gus is spot on with the reverse engineering of dinosaurs. Jack Horner mentioned that this was the most reliable way we could, theoretically, recreate what prehistoric creatures may have looked like, though he went on to say that it would basically be the equivalent to a chicken that grew to have genetic traits from its ancient ancestors rather than being a true dinosaur.

[@TheControIFreak]

We fry the fillet, steam the buns and before we got the McWraps it was ONLY for the fillet buns but now we steam the mcwraps too.

[@Soletmod]

GOD DAMNIT! I want to see The Schedule!!!

[@guitardude235]

Am I the only one who thinks james from funhaus would be the perfect special guest on these podcasts? So happy funhaus is part of rooster teeth now