RT Podcast: Ep. 369 - Burnie's Hammer

[@BeefIngot]

RIP Chris January 18th, 1987 - March 28th, 2016

[@kyletgillooly93]

what

[@Coolgamer484]

+Kdeem lalla watch the episode

[@dylanhale2034]

+Kyle Gillooly keep watching bud

[@King_Andrewww]

+Beef Ingot watch fully before you comment.

[@NoobPTFO]

You scared meh....

[@AceMaximum1998]

17:35 is when Blaine outed Chris for using Roosterteeth for his personal gains. 29:38 is when Blaine tried to clear what he said about Chris and outed himself instead. Now they might both be fired lol. 36:15 is when Blaine brings it up again. 50:05 is when Burnie brings it up. 55:20 is when Blaine offers a deal.

[@lawrencevaliquette]

super uncomfortable to watch :/

[@WZRDtheGOAT]

They've both been working there for a while now, I'm sure they'll get a warning and that's all.

[@lawrencevaliquette]

+WZRD THE GOAT agreed. For me, it was just the awkwardness of Blaine bringing it up and obviously worrying about it. Certainly felt more like a work place moment than friends hanging around drinking beer.

[@HugeSweetTea]

HAHAHAHA. SO FUNY

[@90msg90]

TIMESTAMPS. 0:55 - Gus and his traveling routine, Day of Doom discussion 8:00 - Batman v Superman movie discussion 15:20 - Blaine's glasses 15:40 - 16:25 - Blaine's glasses 17:05 - Chris is a cheap guy 18:40 - Spiderman discussion 19:00 - 19:20 (19:50)- HDWG: Spider factory 25:25 - 25:42 - HDWG: Spiderman was heavier with web 26:57 - 27:10 - HDWG: ad read segway 27:05 - AD READ - Harry's 27:52 - 28:05 - How often does Barbara shave? 32:09 - Gavin's dream: fixing a lens 34:47 - Most dangerous Slowmo Guys 36:05 - Burnie's new earbuds - here 41:54 - on-set stories 46:41 - RT hammer 47:35 - 49:00 - hammer through a table 52:02 - Connected - documentary discussion 57:48 - RvB 2nd set up 59:06 - 59:35 - HDWG: ad read segway 59:30 - AD READ - Squarespace 1:01:05 - webpage bookmarks, phonebook, Xbox favourites 1:02:55 - finding iPhone - explain that to a caveman 1:03:50 - contact photos 1:06:20 - 1:06:40 - HDWG: Gavin interruption 1:07:00 - Burnie's phone issues 1:08:04 - Gavin's phone issues 1:08:47 - 1:09:00 - HDWG: call Barbara - Siri 1:09:00 - phone discussion, snapchat 1:12:52 - plastic surgery, tanning, hammock 1:16:30 - bed bugs story 1:20:22 - ebola in meth and crack 1:24:25 - awkward doctors 1:27:50 - going through your friends list 1:32:22 - Division story - joining a group 1:30:20 - Hitman mention, Fallout 4 1M views on AH channel 1:36:30 - 1:36:40 - HDWG: Rage Quit 1:37:05 - RWBY Tugg mention 1:39:03 - Kinda Funny on Let's Play 1:40:30 - 1:40:52 - HDWG: throne, spell 1:41:10 - Fallout discussion 1:43:10 - Living on Earth like the cue ball, Mariana Trench 1:45:51 - Star Wars Immersion jetpack story 1:48:10 - 1:48:26 (1:48:45) - the table goes down ================================= HDWG == How Do Words Good

[@hyperslow1233]

Marry me.

[@EvilElmoMike]

Not all heroes wear capes

[@C0NFLICTED1]

My saviour

[@The5thelemnt]

Your amazing! Thx for that. :)

[@MrSteveIIx]

+90msg90 Good to see more podcasts have Timestamps these days.

[@realericrich]

Whoever the guy is in the background laughing all the time. I adore you.

[@zether720]

Genuine Eric fan before you knew who he was. Dope!

[@TheEssentialHughJazz]

Blaine looks like Burnie's son with those glasses.

[@Primal_Aozora]

*Shudder*

[@ivanes4331]

oOoo mmm gggg i just realized that

[@TheSliderBy]

+TheEssentialHughJazz You didn't know that Blaine was Burnie's son?

[@savagemonkey501]

RIP JD and Teddy

[@potatosackstudios6374]

he looks like Napoleon Dynamite but with less fro

[@DontWatchMePlay]

Gavin says "Let's get them all", hey Gav and Burnie! It's Cory from Gauntlet S2, I'm not dead yet!

[@DontWatchMePlay]

+ImThatOnePercent ***even more yet

[@domenickrathof984]

wait really omg you were amazing

[@DontWatchMePlay]

Domenick Rathof Aww thank you so much, we didn't get many lines, but we had fun and did our best! It was a lovely experience and I'd love to do it again!

[@DontWatchMePlay]

***** Haha hey it's KZbin, what can you do? :P But thanks so much, it would be an amazing opportunity. Your kind words are definitely appreciated.

[@ZRovas117]

+DontWatchMePlay Hey man! I'm sure Burnie can hire you for something!

[@Wraithdagger]

Welp, Chris is fired. Edit: Welp, Blaine is fired.

[@mikejennette8478]

Blaine "D'Angelo Russell" Gibson

[@imthebest698]

LMAO

[@malcolmbenjamin6687]

lol

[@rj3637]

HAHA

[@jjnelson1999]

lol

[@CuppyXL]

+mjj1492 Sports

[@playernameistoolong]

48:50 for Burnie smashing the table.

[@TheMRkrd]

Ty

[@playernameistoolong]

im suprised no one beat me to it.

[@shuplayer]

thank you

[@phaonthomas6094]

Thanks

[@xDannyTheNinjah]

I felt so bad for Blaine when he brought up the thing with Chris lol

[@alexbarajas5554]

what happened with chris ?

[@OfficialTWSandco]

+Alex Barajas did you watch the first 20 minutes? Basically Blaine outed Chris for basically asking for a "Kickback" by using his fame and influence. For Politics especially, and for big companies, its usually a pretty big deal. Its called "graft" I think, using a company name/product for personal financial gain. Oops!

[@alexbarajas5554]

+Adam Dunkley i got it already cause the whole comments were i feel bad for Chris and stuff and i though it something really bad but it was another cringy Chris moment

[@2011dtish21]

+Alex Barajas you serious dude?

[@stannisbaratheon5961]

+Alex Barajas You literally just asked what happened with Chris and then had a bit of a mardy when someone told you. Well done.

[@nickywilkinson743]

The natural flow to the ad-reads were a much better way of doing it!! I definitely prefer that to "let me just read this"

[@TheChosenOneL007]

+Nicky Wilkinson That always annoys the living crap out of me. I really want Burnie to continue to read the ads.

[@nickywilkinson743]

Klint Karas I never said Gus was to blame :P I just pointed out that Burnie's way is far more effective at grabbing my attention

[@jakester1115]

Wild I’m hearing the Kerry bed bugs story from years before after the “Why we were here” stream where Burnie mentions it😂

[@RisingAssassin]

I don't think control room's faint laughs will ever get old.

[@La_sagne]

+RisingAssassin they are like a laugh track, that actually makes the jokes better

[@ab21rock]

Props to Barb for that clutch last-moment save grabbing beer #2 just before the table collapsed.

[@moongoddes17]

I cringed so hard for Blaine every time his Chris mistake came up... God, I'd be completely mortified if I did that

[@YeeHawfinch]

+moongoddes17 what will happen to either him or Chris because of it though...?

[@TylerTR95]

+moongoddes17 what happened?

[@YeeHawfinch]

I felt like Burnie was insinuating something like management above Burnie's station will have words and was warning him as a friend. But yeah don'r really know. You're probably right.

[@blakekillganon846]

+YeeHawfinch using the company for personal gain could definitely result in some legal actions.

[@Zoë_N77]

Had to rewind that ending just to re-watch Barbara's pick up of the beer bottle when the table collapsed. That was smooth af.

[@JeremyFineArt]

I wonder if breaking that table was a mis steak?

[@sanrita]

booooooooo

[@123789timothy]

No...stop

[@evang6039]

Damn it barb!

[@Hidden-Kard]

hey

[@StalkerObsession]

A MISSED steak

[@FlamerTurtles]

I love the moment of silence between conversations, and I hear the distant laugh in the control room.

[@johnstone8361]

23 seconds ago....... Earliest I've been to a podcast and I just finished the previous podcast.....

[@randyjoble4607]

you can't yell at chris, burnie. He can't handle it

[@assistantmagus5213]

Burnie's a madman. He can't be stopped.

[@zmaley1324]

That Barbara voice crack in the sponsorship message.

[@ODST_Parker]

1:48:45 Oh my god, Barbara's reflexes are amazing! That was beautiful!

[@mitchelltutert1563]

had a really bad day today it makes it a whole lot better being able to watch you guys do you, thank you

[@NeonYukon]

rip table 2012-2016 never forget ;-;

[@SDCored]

+EvilCatNip rip evilcatnip 2016-2016 ))):

[@beaz3784]

+EvilCatNip It slowly goes from being almost unnoticeable to the quick collapse at the end.

[@RacerM53]

R.I.P Podcast Table. May you be covered in spilled beer in peace.

[@realafan888]

Spider Factory? Sounds like Muffet saved up enough

[@jessejayjones]

48:06 I am SO glad I waited for the video podcast!!!

[@ScreamingBlood88]

I'm getting sick of them pushing sponsorship on us.

[@Fatso97]

+G0DM0NSTER They would like more money, I'm not entirely bothered but yes it's getting annoying

[@dogethe2nd410]

It really isn't that annoying.

[@Fatso97]

Klint Karas THEY'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE MONEY FROM SPONSORSHIP BECAUSE THEY'RE OFFERING IT FOR FREE! NO ONE BENEFITS FROM IT AND IT'S ANNOYING WHEN SOMETHING IS INTERRUPTED. GO AWAY!

[@biggyvo]

burnies the chillest dude here haha, everyone else starts screamin or whipping out there phones when hes about to break the table.

[@fancywalrus8641]

Why all the hate on the ad reads in the middle? Just think of it as a normal advert. You can just skip ahead anyway if your so annoyed of it.

[@machinegunsam1977]

I love these RvB/Rooster Teeth Behind the Scenes stories about the early days of RT

[@Maswartz226]

16:56 to skip the sponsor message

[@RedLeader1998]

Are you serious? It's like 10-15 second ad that will help them make more content that's free. I get if you don't want to sponsor them, but ten seconds isn't going to effect anyone.

[@Maswartz226]

RedLeader1998 Then put the ad at the beginning!

[@Ricky.Lamarine]

i love that guy's little waves at the end. im sure its to let burnie or whoever that its over but it looks so smooth and professional.

[@NikNak]

wow burnie is actually pissed at Chris haha

[@gummyhaya]

+Nik Nak Well not pissed, but Chris did a no no.

[@NikNak]

You think Burnie will smack his hand and say AH! .....nnnooooo!

[@coyrex1480]

Heard it on the audio podcast first. Quickly came over to see this. I envisioned the whole thing breaking apart.

[@mrfirebass]

am I the only one who actually liked Batman Vs. Superman?

[@dellbrown3485]

Yes

[@mrfirebass]

metallicak5 ben Affleck did an amazing job the only bad thing I can find about the movie is Jesse Eisenberg's performance of Lex Luthor, he was too much like a mix between of the Joker and the Riddler, he did a poor performance of Lex Luthor in my opinion

[@mrfirebass]

***** noice

[@mrfirebass]

metallicak5 the last scene with the female senator that was one of the best scenes in the movie

[@mrfirebass]

metallicak5 it was good however it was too joker-like it seemed crazy enough for the joker to do but not something that lex luthor would do, apart from the fact that people would see superman as a freak and not a saviour

[@NowakP]

Man, Barbara was on point with saving all those glasses and bottles from falling off the table throughout the episode! :)

[@raphaelshelata]

I agree with Burnie on the whole batman backstory thing, the only place its acceptable is if its the Thomas Wayne story

[@ZadeWilson]

I really love hearing the control room laugh.

[@xSplitGamingx]

Batmans dad = Negan Batmans mom = Maggie

[@DarmanSkirata2012]

+Split Gaming Batman's dad = John Winchester Batman's mom = Bela Talbot

[@derserequiem]

Barb with the "That's Bananas!" joke killed me.

[@hail2tfreeman]

Tobey Maguire : the movie starring Spider-Man , Somebody should make it with Burnie voiceover

[@ceast5273]

This was a particularly great episode of the podcast. Laughed harder than I have in a while

[@JoeyD38000]

Good thing I didn't go to school today lol

[@juliancarpenter9992]

same, I woke up at 11:00 a.m. and I just got up and got dressed went to a near by park and watched this podcast lol

[@henrybennett7086]

How much do you think web weighs? "let's just ask Matt and Anna" Laughed more than I should have

[@batmanexit13]

Rooster Teeth Presents Batman: Origins starring Adam Kovic as Batman. Make it happen RT.

[@bootmanbill2362]

They will but it will be for sponsors only

[@ArchieStandring]

Barbara's banana pun killed me

[@griffinwetzel8398]

Wasn't that potassium thing an RTAA because I thought I remember that happening already

[@Capricornetto]

I'm not the only one that did a Gavin when the picture of the bed bugs just popped up, right?

[@Epic0city]

Gus denies it every time Burnie mentions that he takes the days off around his holidays but its 100% true because he complains about it every time haha

[@jjmello23]

Thank you Babs for the Michigan love

[@april00026000]

Awww Blaine throwing himself under the bus for Chris

[@123tatirox]

I love how the immediate reaction to burnie letting blaine put a hammer through the table is to get as far away as possible. gavin and barb are smart.

[@jerryhuang7765]

I'd be willing to watch a Spiderman movie with an origin story if they had Spiderman pulling web out of his ass 😂

[@brdzrkr]

In case anyone was curious, Ron Perlman (the narrator for Fallout 3, and FO:NV) was the news caster at the beginning of Fallout 4. He didn't narrate the entire game, but he was given nice little role.

[@JD-cr1qv]

What was Barbara's Spider-Man pun?

[@justindiprose2311]

She said "let's ask Matt and Anna" because their kid is named web

[@JD-cr1qv]

Thanks

[@JaegerMeisterDemon]

God DAMN it Barbara. That banana pun broke me so much harder than it probably should of done, you magnificent woman.

[@d2beej]

Why did they start doing the awkward "ad read" in the middle? They did that for the last On The Spot too.

[@cutiemystery]

Its so that more people will become sponsors on their website.

[@Neurodrill]

I love how less than a second passes between when Burnie says "Yeah go for it" and Gavin and Barbara are like "O god time to move."

[@RolandSchlosser]

The Sponsorship in the middle of the video are annoying. Just put them in the end or in the beginning.

[@bootmanbill2362]

Agreed

[@siarotgraves2338]

+Roland Schlösser Right. Like there wouldn't be 15 different comments about "skip to xx:xx for actual podcast" if they had done that. Reason it keeps coming up? Someone out here _still don't get it._

[@kerry0010]

+Roland Schlösser So you obviously don't realise what 'sponsorships' are for. They are basically just another form of advertising, like the ones you see on TV. They pay rooster teeth to say something good about their product to the hundred thousands of people who watch the show. So what on earth would be the point of them paying money for an 'advert' right at the beginning that can and will be easily skipped by the audience? They put them in the middle so that you HAVE to watch it (unless you skip it.... why don't you just skip it instead of complaining?) and so they get the value out of sponsoring. Do you really think all these businesses sponsor RT just because they like the content? Hell no, the sponsor so they can get ad space.

[@TheGreg7291]

+kerry0010 That's not what he means, he's talking about them asking us to become sponsors on the RT website.

[@TruBDat]

+kerry0010 that's only half of it, the main point of sponsorhip is for groups, organizations, teams, or whatever to make money to support the content. The advertising is a tradeoff so that the company sponsoring gets something instead of just handing out money for nothing.

[@funnyword1510]

Breaking my heart Burnie. Upper Peninsula of Michigan represent!

[@IDontDoDrumCovers]

hear aids and night vision goggles you'd be indestructible *throws a flash bang at you*

[@munky932]

Tobey Macguire the movie, featuring spiderman working in the spider factory NEEDS to be an RTAA.

[@xavisifuentes1389]

not a fan of these new sponsor messages in the middle of the videos. I am a sponsor, but the only reason why I watch on youtube instead of the website is because the website kind of blows

[@amiriothegreat]

^this

[@NixBuffaloBill]

+Lenniey Sifuentes SAME HERE! They must be low on sponsors

[@eFrog27]

+Max Justice I think they're at an all time high. It makes sense they would try to increase that number, but yeah. They just seem like extra greedy.

[@xavisifuentes1389]

mralpha543 i don't they're being greedy at all actually. Obviously they're going to want more people to become sponsors and use their site, the problem is that they're site doesn't work as well as it can/should.

[@amiriothegreat]

+MaztRPwn Yes, but it is so aggravating. I want to watch it on their site, but I can't, and I wouldn't be getting this message if I was watching it on their site. Also there is the added fear that I'm missing extra content if I don't watch it on their site. I still always watch the post show on the site, and I watch the podcast live/earlier on the site when I can, but watching it on KZbin is so much more convenient.

[@MrImshort]

RT is swallowing up all these different channels and I love it. Funhaus, Screw Attack, and now Kinda Funny. I hope they can get ahold of The Creatures next

[@ImmaKai1]

Welp, goodbye Chris.

[@King_Andrewww]

+ImmaKai1 keep watching tho before you comment

[@aquagamer1212]

+Andrew Benchoff Obviously they did watch it as everyone is posting the same thing.

[@TheJzsteven]

+Andrew Benchoff seriously do you not understand comedy?

[@King_Andrewww]

TheJzsteven comedy is supposed to be funny

[@TheJzsteven]

Andrew Benchoff That's an opinion so its not really a valid argument.

[@jokesplays4059]

Love Gavin sliding at the end

[@mikemorgan2082]

"Gronkski" Close burnie, so close

[@sambojorquez8436]

When no one else would be, Rooster Teeth was always my friend.

[@MrByakkoneko]

I'm yer friend now. Wait... You DO like Rwby right?

[@sambojorquez8436]

+MrByakkoneko of course.

[@malovent767678]

+sam bojorquez looks like you got two friends now

[@alvinbontuyan8083]

+sam bojorquez Like it or not im your friend now

[@sambojorquez8436]

+Bih Dawg Straight Pimpin Blake: Right...

[@CUTTY295]

Where is the link dump? It's been a while since I used it

[@stumpe9662]

+HighlandCutty their website

[@EricAxMoore]

+HighlandCutty Not sure if it's still there, but previously the podcast pages put up post airing had the link dump on them. Don't think the link dump was ever on youtube videos.

[@CUTTY295]

Pozsich 真実 I know, its just been a while since i have used their site, and it has changed alot since I last used it, I was just wondering if they moved it off the podcast page of their site.

[@TozeBanana]

at one point i was like where that thor hammer came from then they explained but i wasnt expecting it to be plumed into the table , pretty cool

[@wolfgang4376]

Gus leaves for one episode and we now have a broken table

[@BowandSvent]

Man I can't wait for podcast 420 I'm eager to see what they'll do

[@HallowedThrall]

They'll bring Ray on... In my dreams...

[@adambyrne7795]

Gus has gotten a lot less buff

[@andrewbrown4493]

Listening to this on my airpods is pretty funny.

[@ItsJardo]

is the bedbug guy Miles Lunar?

[@alfredpianoman2543]

That ending theme was honestly the best one

[@redlin0110]

Joel seems like a guy who would get bed bugs

[@2ero12]

Im thinking Brandon

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

I know this was months ago but, why? What would make anyone more likely to get bed bugs other than just traveling?

[@TayTazer1]

I watched the podcasts out of order so I was wondering why the table was taped up in #370. Well now I know.

[@FunkyHonkyCDXX]

ACTUALLY, I'm pretty sure that's Montecello, not the Jefferson Memorial.

[@uhwaykin]

+FunkyHonkyCDXX It 100% is, lmao. Burnie was so confident, too.

[@sleepydork]

I don't know how these guys are so chill about flying, I'm absolutely terrified of flying

[@goldmegaman1000]

I didn't think Net Navis could fear heights

[@adamrae1938]

please use that hammer to destroy the whole set when you move and make a slomo guys video about it

[@faceless58]

that table has amazing comedic timing

[@gummyhaya]

We all saw it. Blaine kicked the table. He's clearly at fault.

[@Tairongo]

Does anyone else really like how they put up those links they were talking about on screen as they were mentioned? That would be great if as a new topic came up, a little annotation came up too instead of having to go find the link dump every time.

[@thicklittleboy2707]

Snitches get stitches Blaine. Careful.

[@harrywebb1681]

thanks for the shout out guys

[@liamanderson8789]

Gus looks kinda different in this one

[@Bobo_Tapia]

Kinda Funny is part of RT?! How'd I not know until now?! That's awesome! =)

[@gamerweasel7000]

DAMNIT BLAINE Why do you have to be such a narc?

[@MeekersMadhouse]

It's beautiful outside. Perfect, sunny, 80 degrees, slight breeze. But they uploaded this so I guess I can't go outside

[@MrAbood900]

+Anikin Meeker watch it on a park bench

[@pixlepotumus]

16:30....Stop just put it in the beginning, why do you keep doing this.

[@Pallysilverstar]

I agree, it annoys the crap out of me every time they bring it up, I've been a sponsor for years but never use it cause it's a pain to use a seperate site when I'm subscribed to multiple people.

[@Oh_Puck]

Agreed that's bad. I have a sponsorship but I watch on KZbin because I use my phone. If they had quality options on their app I would use my sponsor to watch live. Serious tho put this to start the video.

[@Pallysilverstar]

I wouldn't watch the live stuff probably anyway, the KZbin release schedule lines up nicely with my life, it's just annoying having the constant "BECOME A SPONSOR" in every video.

[@Oh_Puck]

Ya, but I am talking about the non live stuff. Even those are pushed at HD quality. I do prefer the YT times as well.

[@Minecraftazerothian]

Man people on youtube are so entitled, its like a couple seconds of them advertising their company. Not a big deal.

[@ashleenastasio231]

it would be a dream to work for rooster teeth love everything they do keep up the amazing work much respect cheers

[@kyejohnson55]

his glasses are lined with lead so he can't use x-ray vision

[@jaymichael2678]

RT Podcast, making Wednesday's bareable since forever

[@Joseph4Ghani]

LAZER TEAM 2 CONFIRMED

[@tonykabooom]

I hate being early to these because then I have to wait even longer for next week's episode.

[@LSPD1909]

If they got Matt and Jeremy to replace Ray I don't want to see who they replace Chris with.

[@bigken96]

Jeremy isn't that bad of a replacement though honestly.

[@zm8878]

+Kenneth Tapp true, but their content is no where as great as it used to be.

[@richellev8747]

the best part is hearing the booth burst out laughing