RT Podcast: Ep. 370 - The Toothpaste Rule

[@Amy_Nail_Art]

- Brandon looks good - Gavin looks younger - I like Gus' shirt - I like Burnie's jacket

[@tasharosselli6270]

agreed

[@GabrielPawlak]

A nice comment on KZbin? Woah.

[@ThePandemic101]

+Gabe Pawlak "wo ah"?

[@Kbchick1]

+Amy Jayne Brandon doesn't look like he's slowing dying. Yay.

[@pickme2622]

+killzer990 Amy is a girls name dumb *ss

[@josephdonkin3858]

Gavin looks at least 10 years younger without the beard.

[@theapplecommunity5021]

true!

[@mr.diddles4891]

+Joseph Donkin And Italian with his nose (sorry if it offends)

[@thirstyfajita4115]

+Bio Cone I'm almost certain he is half Italian

[@rorytelling]

Yeah he is italian. His grandfather lives in Italy. That's where that tan probably comes from

[@fluctuatingvex3710]

+Joseph Donkin Now all he needs to do is shave his head and geoff needs to get ray back, then it will be the good ol' days....

[@NickBrick]

Such an elegant fix for the table.

[@randomfrankp]

Woa, seeing a shaved Gavin now is like seeing a shaved Jack. Wasn't ready for that!

[@kari8327]

+randomfrankp Haha love your videos man and I'm laughing imagining you watching this on your overhead screen doing work on tech reviews n listing to Gavin talk about space and science XD

[@Sahvant]

+randomfrankp Whoa*

[@talinbentley235]

Just you wait

[@santaonthecross]

I see Gavin on a Slo Mo Guys video, he's wearing a lab coat, I think, Gavin is smart like a doctor. I see Gavin on the podcast and I remember.

[@MerkRampage]

I lost it at 1:20:50 when Gus said "You could have a boy with blue hair and blonde eyes."

[@nazariocuadros]

wow you watch this too thats cool, btw I'm a fan of M3rkmusic

[@brownthunder7445]

I was just about to point that out.

[@jjsobo7]

+Brown Thunder me too

[@raptorjesus3894]

"This episode of the podcast brought to you by gaffa tape, holding together our table like a champ"

[@greasygorl8364]

gus at 1:20:50 lol "this is a girl with brown hair and brown eyes, this is a boy with blue hair and blonde eyes"

[@nyodeler6647]

Electricity is always looking for the path of least resistance. Smoke is always looking for the hose. Makes perfect sense.

[@MikesBigWorkshop]

1:20:52, "A boy with blue hair and blonde eyes" - Gus Sorola, 2016

[@2ero12]

glad someone else noticed

[@matthewbarrett8479]

i dont even know why i am excited for the steak podcast. all it is is watching them eat food

[@GhostARMYY7]

“Watching people eat food” hmmmm? Mukbangs?

[@brianfowler9306]

I like that the table is taped up from the last podcast.

[@He1006ro]

1:04:45 - Shrinkin' & Dreamin' RTAA

[@PhoenixEditsRT]

I'm a little late, but Thanks!

[@phillyboywonder]

Slow Mo Guys Have Almost Beat RT.

[@mustangcody]

In?

[@aslan_the_lion7784]

+Cody Nelson subs

[@killfrow]

They are still like a million behind.

[@ryanleroux2770]

+Cody Nelson Subscribers I assume

[@shartigusjones8825]

If that's what helps you sleep at night lil buddy

[@summonerron88]

I'm with Gavin and he's toothpaste analogy, I've experienced it myself.

[@PraktIKantenJohan]

1:20:49 "This is a girl with brown hair and brown eyes, And this is a boy with blue hair and blond eyes" Gus, you make my day!

[@TomatoAuzzie]

1:20:53 Blue hair blonde eyes. What a perfect match.

[@MrFunnyManChris]

Thank god you guys figure out how to put that sponsor ad in between and old conversation and a new conversation. I always hated it when before hand when you guys did it in the middle of a conversation but this time you did it right. Good. Maybe next time try doing it before the podcast starts. Just so fans won't have to deal with it later.

[@leadwayvideoproductions7881]

Waiting for a gif of 17:31

[@ChemicalFilms]

+LeadwayVideoProductions 17:29

[@arcadedomination8006]

+ChemicalFilms *TAKE A BUNCH OF PILLS!* -Burnie Burns 2016

[@PhillipCarterPearson]

i wish i could just answer all their space questions for them. so frustrating, im not even mad, i just want them to know!

[@theapplecommunity5021]

same!

[@somika198]

Write it down.

[@ChuckADickiner]

The plane falling faster than a person is killing me. That's not how it works. (when you remove thrust obviously)

[@TermIANator]

+ChuckADickiner They said that lol. They were talking about WITH the thrust.

[@ChuckADickiner]

Brandon says that. But Burnie says "the terminal velocity of a plane is much different than that of a person" which is untrue. Especially when he talks about aerodynamics. Aerodynamics make the plane resist drag more easily. It doesn't change the affect of gravity on its mass. They are separate.

[@braaandt]

Brandon looks so clean cut and full of life, I almost didn't recognize him.

[@Duscon0]

Props to the control room for nailing those introduction cuts.

[@omegagamer111]

I love how Gus just played off that blue hair blonde eyes😂

[@ImDemonAlchemist]

I think it's more that we know what's on the surface of both nearby and distant planets, but we're speculating on what is below the surface for nearby ones, because we actually have a reasonable chance of finding out.

[@hojokono]

stop cutting the sentences off for the sponsor info editors

[@GGNation]

The podcast is the best part of my week

[@Necrobadger]

Yet again, in the planet discussion, Gavin explains something correctly, and Bernie just acts like he's an idiot.

[@ClubPenguinBand1]

Gavin has talked about the Tooth Paste Rule before and I agreed with him back then. I still agree with him now. Ive asked my friends about it too and they don't know what I'm talking about, but I've always noticed it.

[@lucielm]

1:20:40 Gus says Blue hair and Blonde eyes. NO one catches it.

[@tommymccarthy8711]

I wish the ads were more fluidly brought into the podcast like Burnie does it instead of just " just let me read this"

[@dustinjohns6958]

did Gus just say blue hair and blonde eyes? xDD 1:20:50

[@BigMcLargehuge1983]

+Dustin Johns I caught it too!

[@spudder94]

Had to listen twice lol

[@SquidFiction]

And nobody notICED

[@TylerSkoden]

I love what you've done with the desk

[@J4MMY13]

at 1:20:50 did anyone else notice that gus said " Heres a boy with blue hair and blonde eyes"

[@AceWolf456]

So glad I get to listen to..."music" at work. I save these to offline and I listen to this at work.

[@freedfg6694]

54:09 It's like a couple of teenagers smoking weed behind their grandparents house.

[@whitepearlreaper]

I don't really ever watch the podcasts, just listen, but I had to see what happened to the table. Boy am I glad I did.

[@krazyj2010]

Gavin looks so young without a beard! It's like we've went back in time

[@ConnorJL97]

1:20:40 "This boy will have blue hair and blonde eyes..." 😂

[@joemctroller6734]

am I the only one that laughs more when I hear the production crew laugh?

[@snowwhite607]

I do to

[@marksman1416]

If Brandon is never on another podcast again I will be very happy.

[@EmperoroftheArctic]

uploaded 1 minute ago... wow last time i was this early i was conceived

[@MasterTy]

1:21:10 was so close to a Gavin or Google segment it felt like I want more of those

[@2nd3rd1st]

Man, am I glad Burnie is not in charge of anything important in the world, he is literally the Dark Ages personified. "What do you mean there are sulfur vulcanoes at the bottom of the ocean! How do you know that, *THERE IS NO LIGHT DOWN THERE!* How are atoms? *YOU CAN'T SEE THEM!*" literally Burnie right now.

[@2ero12]

hes correct

[@carson1429]

Thank you Gavin I've been telling people about the maps thing for a long time. Nice to see another person who knows

[@raybaker7286]

only 50 episodes to go. RT Podcast #420

[@wu8183]

Your name is Ray.

[@seanmetz7349]

+Silas Wu JBL

[@Greenleaf_]

+Ray Baker They better have ray on that one.

[@NoahKPeters]

they dont

[@challenalex]

I love how the table is just held together by tape

[@JJcDAmAn1]

When Gavin said "good news", I was kinda expecting him to say something about a Dacia Sandera..

[@CaptainPatches069]

I was too. Long live the original Top Gear.

[@vteckpwr]

Sept. 2019. Another year, another run of podcasts. Nice

[@ofDepreciationatTaxRate]

RT Podcast crew, Please collect all your astrophysics questions and incorrect statements like you did for the girl from Oxford and invite Niel Degrasse Tyson to answer them. If he accepts it might be the coolest RT podcast ever. Like if you agree.

[@tiggs7255]

I would LOVE to see that !!!

[@MrJakewray]

omg Gus saying "that's two, I see seven" made me laugh out loud

[@SuperCheese88]

If Barb can't be on the show and they need to replace him I'd rather have Chris or Miles. Hell, even Kerry. Brandon just brings frustration to the table.

[@Thatguyuknow2550]

Theirs only three podcasts I watch and this by far my favourite.

[@kamula992]

What are the others?

[@Thatguyuknow2550]

+Sam E I watch the creature hub which doesn't really produce podcasts anymore. I also watch PKA which is alright.

[@goobacca5125]

The show Panty and Stocking showed the scene that Gus was describing with the sperm on the beaches of Normandy.

[@goobacca5125]

additionally what kind of disgusting std does Gavin have that his urine is infectious like that?

[@TripleS-Reviews]

Gus- "Blue hair & blonde eyes" That is EXACTLY what I want my kid to look like!

[@evancastro8003]

you guys should get Neil Degrasse Tyson on the podcast!!

[@johnny2003]

Dr Strange is just a dude named Steven Strange who is a surgeon. He broke his hands in a car crash and then he started practicing magic to heal his hands. Then he got really good and worked his way up to become the Sorcerer Supreme. It's going to be great!

[@Spicydoug]

At 1:20:50 Gus says blue hair and blonde eyes

[@bLuPlastic]

Brandon belongs behind the camera tbh

[@Bkyle9]

It is an insult. not a good one.

[@cenasshovel5963]

+Dildozer CaB You must be 12...

[@richiestang78]

Drinking urine is not a viable survival technique. Yes you can drink it in an extreme situation, but for a very very limited time, as in a couple times at most.

[@drusbasky]

You can drink it twice. Third time is toxic.

[@glennTR]

And now Burnie has a daughter!

[@Carrosive]

1:20:50 - "blue hair, blonde eyes"

[@Wraithdagger]

In this podcast: Gavin learns about map projections.

[@BroMM]

What happened to Gavin's beard? He instantly looks 20 years younger, and not in the good (healthy) kind of way!

[@dylanmiller269]

+BroMM Makes his nose look bigger too

[@MrBombastic799]

+BroMM He looks like he time-traveled back to the 90s and was immersed in the culture for 5 years before coming back.

[@BroMM]

***** He not it.

[@jonnybritain]

I never notice the difference between shaved Gavin and unshaved Gavin.

[@muyokov5756]

I loved that the table is taped

[@adriansmith2639]

The bad science is really straining me on this one.

[@driventoshift]

As a geographer, I must say, ALL maps have distortion. You can have maps that preserve true land size, true distances, etc.

[@aserta]

+Adam Bernard So a 3D map made from the 3D scans of the planet will have distortions? Go figure. Earth must not be Earth then. They probably scanned the next planet over, BSlandia. Never say something doesn't exist unless you have 110% certainty of that statement.

[@driventoshift]

+aserta Yes a 3D map will have distortion when you have to put it onto a 2D surface such as a computer screen

[@HorribleGamingFun]

Gus: "Star Trek movies are shitty!" THANK YOU!

[@emansix]

RoosterTeeth needs a department of people that just sits by all recordings and corrects them in science!!

[@orphantheism]

Brandon, the Earth is on a tilted axis. No matter how you look at it, it's tilted. If it wasn't, the North and South poles would never experience seasonal changes.

[@UkSapyy]

+stuckinthemedium They talk about so much bollocks like a plane can go faster than terminal velocity when it fly downwards, after 40 minutes i just got over it.

[@jpm5965]

I love how Burnie comes outta no where and just says "hey did you hear Obama is coming to town" thats just something such a great guy would say

[@darthnerdist4694]

I've always had this unknown disdain for Brandon. He's horrible at describing things, to the point it's almost painful to listen to him. He doesn't understand why the 4th Star Trek movie is one of the best, if not the best Star Trek movie in my opinion. And when he isn't spouting absolute drivel out of his mouth, he sits there in silence for so long. If they're gonna have someone replace Barbara, could it be literally anyone else beside Brandon???

[@mr_dub]

Very well said and I agree

[@AdornThyHeadset]

+Darth Nerdist Yeah, nothing against him personally, but on the podcast he always seems to misunderstand things and then instantly tries to argue when there's not even anything to argue about.

[@darthnerdist4694]

But of course, being Rooster Teeth, they'll put him on more just despite us...

[@freedomheart2444]

I didn't want to watch walking dead because of it's popularity but now I can't stop man. I'm 1000000000000% obsessed

[@barryhewitt4465]

The titles always sound like episodes of The Big Bang Theory

[@tiggs7255]

Thanks I just noticed that!

[@AstronauticalTipi]

as an aerospace engineering major, that conversation at 41:36 was tough to get through

[@FreelancerLA]

Twenty two minutes in and I just now noticed the taped-up coffee table.

[@Elixcon15]

I didn't even notice till you mentioned it XD

[@lenaolsen3763]

+FreelancerLA took me an hour

[@aaronoriain229]

32 minutes in I scroll down and see that, I forgot about the Thor hammer being smashed off the table

[@kingdom97ncfc]

Love how Gus at 1:20:50 says "Girl with brown hair and brown eyes, this is a boy with blue hair and blonde eyes" and nobody realised what he said

[@Bongchitis]

The scientific inaccuracy in this podcast makes me want to rip my hair out.

[@xureality]

The Mercator(did I even spell it right?) projection is made that way because in sailing you can draw a straight line over any area of the map and actually go straight(in compass direction sense). it's popular because sailing were popular so everyone is used to it.

[@samarsvard6384]

1:20:51 never heard of someone being born with blue hair and blonde eyes before

[@somfinkstoff8559]

+sam arsvard Must be Japanese... lol

[@MorrahaDesigns]

Gus said "it actually rains donuts" and I immediately saw Private Donuts falling from the sky.

[@TheStormofStorms]

I believe in the toothpaste rule 🙌🏻

[@SlightlyEMPowner]

I've been listening to this podcast for like 7 years now. Jesus christ. I miss Joel and Geoff.

[@patrickstewart8689]

RIP JOEL

[@Kjamilex]

"Welcome to the RT Podcast, where noone knows what a sonic boom is, but everyone knows how a 2 year old burp smells" - gotta love Burnie

[@loah7899]

You know what? I actually liked Gavin with the beard anyone else?

[@CaptainPatches069]

Laurence fleri He looks more professional with the beard. For some reason

[@viktorrunarsson]

Keep up the good work guys!

[@lewiszzz13]

I live in the uk and I've never herd of a jelly mountain

[@brandipityha9457]

+lewiszzz13 Never heard of 1 either, and im from the US but i instantly knew what he meant when he said it.

[@marcelnetobot5751]

Thank you guys for another awesome Podcast guys :)

[@cosmonautck7515]

I`m with Gav on the toothpaste flavor.

[@SquidFiction]

Same, for once I actually knew what he was talking about.

[@Lol..No.]

I like how the coffee table didn't get replaced

[@ILLJWILL11]

I really can't stand Brandon... idk if he has no common sense or if he is being fake for the camera.

[@samjemson1486]

When they were talking about the Reddit post where they guys sweat broke the bike I thought 'know what, I'll sign up to reddit' so made an account, downloaded Alien blue and started watching the podcast again. An hour later I learn from burning that Alien blue is shutting down. Good work Sam

[@gummyhaya]

I don't see steak or a new set! God dammit!

[@gummyhaya]

+CRACKA JACK The burp bag and the anniversary of lets play are on my birthday.

[@emilczawa]

+CRACKA JACK stay tuned, burp bag is back!

[@selfdribblingbasketball9769]

+CRACKA JACK it's my birthday too!

[@gummyhaya]

Tax day, The Titanic sank, President Lincoln's death.

[@selfdribblingbasketball9769]

+CRACKA JACK now we can add burp bag and Let's play to the list!

[@cm31572]

Booth guys during the credits doing their best On The Spot outro impression.

[@johnyjay2k9]

XD Gavin didn't even "burp" into the bag, more of blow with a odd sound

[@ajrtuber]

+JohnyJay yeah, that's called a burp

[@johnyjay2k9]

a burp is the release of gas from the digestive tract, not a hard blow with an odd sound.

[@seeker4514]

I love how the inflation of the bag had changed and no one noticed

[@KiasaruToshiki]

omg gavin shaved! he looks like a baby again XD

[@jamesmetoudi8979]

LIVE LIVE LIVE! Making the steaks live would be awesome.

[@sleepybadtzmaru]

Why Brandon? Is there ANYBODY else available to take the spot?

[@parkerandrecreation]

sleepybadtzmaru I volunteer as tribute!

[@catonat1]

The toothpaste rule applied for the new Let's Play logo for me.