RT Podcast: Ep. 397 - Driving Mr. Burnie

[@derse1292]

They should really have Michael on more.

[@derse1292]

I know, but there are some people I like seeing him with that don't make it on Off Topic all that often. Him with Burnie, Gavin, and Barb/Gus is always a treat.

[@TheBlixed]

SO MANY PINK PROFILES XD

[@TheBlixed]

Rose Devil do i go pink eevee?

[@COYADD]

It's called Off Topic.

[@TheBlixed]

COYADD If you read, they already talked about that.

[@jesseg1699]

The segways into the ad reads were on point.

[@pots8667]

jesseg1699 SEGUE

[@jesseg1699]

My bad, I knew it didn't look right.

[@fufufuaru]

I really like it when Michael's on rt podcast. He goes great with Burnie, Gus, and Gavin.

[@BABYDOLPHIN22]

NPC

[@Muse22sims]

@@BABYDOLPHIN22 ???

[@nonagon9192]

i love podcasts because if i cant sleep... the podcast playing in the background always helps

[@jdmjtm8030]

Christian Hodel same thought I was the only one

[@watsonswhey]

Yeah usually works for me too. Takes me about 4-5 attempts to finish oen as well.

[@taymarie5906]

Christian Hodel YES I play them every night when I sleep too

[@friendlyblackperson]

Christian Hodel same

[@illuminousloo]

Christian Hodel Agreed, helps me sleep to, perfect background noise tbh

[@Emily-gw9xz]

Last time I was this early... Gavin still had a desk😬

[@XxGavinRMxX]

it was gavins desk

[@Emily-gw9xz]

Edward K oops

[@Emily-gw9xz]

Fixed it😂 was too busy frantically commenting😂

[@HarryBillyBobGeorge]

What if I told you you're 40 hours late?

[@Emily-gw9xz]

DavidtheWavid meh

[@genesisrhapsodos9782]

Why didn't they call this a couple's podcast?

[@genesisrhapsodos9782]

She joined after the podcast started.

[@mclovin4659]

Genesis Rhapsodos she joined before the KZbin title was set.

[@aaronoriain229]

Didn't know Michael and Gavin were a couple

[@Frank_Ditch]

Aaron Ryan joke

[@TheCorky42090]

Who's a couple on here? Micheal is married to Lindsey(not on this podcast). Gavin is dating Meg(not on this podcast. Burnie is dating Ashley(also not on this podcast).Barbra is dating Arin(not on this podcast). So why would it be called a couples podcast?

[@Quarter324]

"Thats why I do slomo guys at home." - Gavin "I know where you live." - Michael

[@master1387]

Burnie laughed alittle to proudly at his segway into the Harrys Ad read XD

[@theswaff699]

master1387 yeah tgat Segway was amazing

[@HotCrossJuns]

segue*

[@master1387]

I actually prefer to ride Segway's.

[@DaekoTan]

Time really does a number on the podcast. Look at how buff Gus has become and how mature-looking Barbara's become.

[@ImRanches]

and gus found the fountain of youth. but there was a catch it turned him white

[@DaekoTan]

Nathan Ranches Funny. I used to think Barbara was the best girl, but damn, Ashley has this mature charm to her that dwarfs Barbara's hotness.

[@ImRanches]

Yea i know you mean, and even though barbras hot ashleys not too shabby herself

[@HarryBillyBobGeorge]

Every single podcast begins with [Theme song] [Gavin mumbling] Burnie: HELLLOOOOOOOOOO AND welcometotheRoosterTeethPodcast. [Introductions] Gavin: Do you think that- Burnie: [stumbling over words] So something I want to talk about, because I know that you had mentioned...

[@FrostByte_AC]

Does anyone else notice how great all these guys' smiles are? Michael's smile on the thumbnail makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

[@sayonara_elegy]

You just know that the person Gavin said that Meg Turney was talking about was Steve Zaragoza from Sourcefed, that dude takes his nuts out a lot if you look at the old sourcefed bloopers and shows

[@thepenguingamer1181]

do you mean suger pine 7 because a two years ago source fed went under

[@TheStonerman63]

ThePenguingamer ??

[@kevinclements8749]

Wasn't Dollar Shave Club the sponsor last time? Are Harry's and DSC just on a Rooster Teeth turf war.

[@morgansheepman2403]

I was wondering about that too

[@rockinthecazbah4]

They sell Harry's at Target, so it wins.

[@ZiZunLung]

And what happened with NatureBox?

[@KingOfHalla]

DSC is sold in walmarts sooo

[@JetStormBlue]

last episode of on the spot was DSC Sponsors Illuminati confirmed

[@blackerthanakon5184]

I don't understand why everyone is complaining about the politics conversation, it's a topic that's "hot" right now. After the election there'll be minimal talk of it.

[@Slade951]

Because Gus said that the podcast will steer clear from political topics.

[@DECYRA_MUSIC]

Its not like that "rule" has never been broken before.

[@HotCrossJuns]

I don't know about you, but once or twice every hundred episodes is as accurate to "steer clear" as you can get

[@embersaffron5522]

Gus is gone. ANARCHY

[@Magerrs]

Go watch Sxephil's latest video "New Leaks, Conspiracy Theories, And A Scandal That Keeps Getting Bigger". The Clinton campaign is paying popular youtubers to promote Hillary and sway the youth. It's despicable. Rooster Teeth - a business who produces content for $$$ - has no right discussing politics.

[@waffle2434]

Watching this at the end of 2020 is honestly hilarious, "it would be crazy if the next president got 3 Supreme Court nominees" hahahaha ya, crazy😭😭😭

[@etanesnil7072]

yepppp 😬

[@bobnm89360]

my exact thought

[@landerpridgen9512]

I love these couples podcasts

[@cookieplay2703]

Any podcast with Michael is just so easily watchable.

[@7firefly763]

As a Canadian, politic talks are great. I don't see what the issue is. Seriously though good luck neighbours.

[@Renagaderip]

As an Australian i thoroughly enjoy them as well, but that's because although we will be affected it won't be to the degree that Americans will be. I swear every presidential race ends in a semi civil war among Americans, they legitimately start hating people who go for the other candidate... quite sad really.

[@Appetizer550]

+Renagaderip as an American I truly don't understand how people get so heated, most of the time there isn't a wrong answer

[@gingerkidd5720]

7Firefly7 thanks bud. We will need it.

[@Arkatox]

+Tn550 Well, uh, this year there isn't a _right_ answer.

[@anotherjuanbitesthedust9443]

7Firefly7 honestly I'm praying that so many people want to throw away their votes that libertarian or green wins, i know it's impossible but I'd be hilarious

[@Licher_]

I (18 yr old) have been watching Roosterteeth content for about 5 years now and have realised that i will have my driving license before Gavin will. So much for his 2015 new years revolution. xD

[@adams2767]

I kinda dont understand why bernie thinks women cant vote for trump but voting for a women who stands by a husband who had a public affair I dont think shes a good role model for women and certainly isnt a good first women president

[@banzaiboy1597]

(certainly one of the most qualified and experienced presidential candidates in history)

[@nickbeutler]

He never said he thinks all women should vote for Hillary, just that he doesn't see why any woman would vote for Trump.

[@MxPokirby]

Question: Was that relevant to the point he was trying to make? Answer: Not really.

[@ALouvrie]

hmmmmm, maybe being a good role model for women is judging her by her own qualifications and not by the actions of her husband??? While Trump has publicly and repeatedly degraded women?

[@Bwetzel888]

Adam S I think a couple that can work out their differences and still be married to this day makes for a damn good role model.. Society literally pressures people to do just that so when a person running for office does it, somehow she's chastised for it? Doesn't make sense

[@AIbot21432]

Lol bit odd to watch this in june 2019

[@jamiemoffat3702]

Bruh

[@turkeysamwich00]

Hello there, I too am from June 2019

[@kodiakulv5148]

WHY ARE WE HERE?!?!

[@BestClone]

It keeps getting recommended for me! :(

[@turkeysamwich00]

Yeah same, I’ve watched a few episodes recently so it’s in my recs on like every video

[@devmen6599]

As an outsider to the American election, I must say that if you watch the full Trump video, it's 2 jocks trying to show off to each other. I honestly doubt he would ever actually do that from that conversation.

[@tylercherry465]

Don't use logic with liberals, you will trigger them and they'll need a safe space

[@ZeroSanity626]

+Tyler Cherry man I love generalizations

[@cfbigmac1]

Pretty much, it's locker room talk.

[@AlphaZombie2]

Just like conservatives say that the confederate flag isn't a sign of racism when it clearly is

[@jaykon4026]

What kind of locker room have you been in?

[@haarisahmed12]

Every time I hear about them, AH seems like the most unproductive production of all time yet they still manage to keep on schedule perfectly

[@Zhall0430]

Hey, kids. Here's a comment thread with no political discussion. Go crazy.

[@Bwetzel888]

SchtakoJoe Bananas

[@Hickspy_]

Wubba lubba dub dub!

[@taylorjones1321]

SchtakoJoe

[@xeno_ripper]

#Trumplivesmatter

[@saidadana3238]

SchtakoJoe Honestly like I want Burnie to always do these Segway cause like I never see them coming. And they always get me by surprise.

[@icantranch9398]

Michael needs to be on this podcast more often, it's like another Off Topic

[@andersonneil2293]

I like when Michael is on the podcast

[@plontulublalulu]

DAMN, Burnie's segways to ads are amazing!

[@gm0926]

I love Ashley on the Podcast, please have her on more often.

[@jonathankrikau]

Bro that Supreme Court talk is WILD accurate for July 2022

[@suprnovo7707]

Aw I'm so glad Ashley came on later and completed the couple's podcast.

[@gianna--]

Burnie: "theyve never made a white iphone. right?" Me: *watching this on my white iphone 4s*

[@anotherjuanbitesthedust9443]

Falcon KUH KAW im less surprised that it's white and more surprised that an IPhone 4s still works 😂

[@gianna--]

HipsterFlipster dude 5 years going strong (well actually the one i had for 5 years had a broken front camera, broken + volume button, and a broken flashlight but i switched to another old 4s so)

[@ceast5273]

"Speaking of nothing to do with that." That's actually a really good line, I'm putting that one in storage.

[@therealpitabread11]

Burnie has the best transitions into reading ads

[@Quinntastic14]

Love you guys so much, I was so happy to visit the RT booth on Saturday at Comic-con!!!

[@G_G251]

My favorite moments: 8:27-8:39 "Oops! It's gone, I exploded it" 10:29-10:40 Burnie: "Maybe somebody kicked a desk in half... maybe" ("Cleaning Gavin's Desk" video) 18:55-19:11 Gavin's face at the end :) 21:33 Fake Lindsay/Michael twitter account 40:54-41:15 "There's 2 TVs in their bedroom and there's a wall in the middle of it" 45:28 Ashley: Guys use their balls against each other, what can girls do? 53:15 Burnie: "I'm always convinced I'm spitting on people when I'm screaming at them" ... Ashley: "That's just like long distance kissing if you think about it" 56:10 Ashley: "Gentlemen, we like you a whole bunch and you do some very nice things to us, but there's nothing as nice as taking off your bra" 57:37 Michael - suitcases and clothes And I think I'll stop here because it's getting ridiculously long :)

[@WatItDoMcgee]

I am enjoying it 5 years later miss this old crew

[@neelixleefurball]

This is one of the best podcast episodes lol. Laughed my ass off

[@robertsesh5495]

Love when Michael is on the podcast

[@arlo9875]

Burnie's segues are awesome

[@grimhasty3597]

I always come back to watch the RT podcast, then I remember Michael and he makes me want to blend my brain.

[@j_jonesm]

I love how good Burnie is at segways

[@TheOdd]

Burnie's sponsor segways are so on point.

[@LiftedStarfish]

"Hey CORNATA, turn off the Xbox" -Burnie Burns, 2016

[@notliterallyme]

LiftedStarfish He said it wrong on purpose

[@ArmorStudioNYC]

Burnies Ad reads are constantly podcast gold

[@tastythetoast]

Burnie on point with those ad segways

[@pots8667]

Corex21 a segway is a scooter

[@tastythetoast]

haha

[@epicplayer6224]

Cow chop are the only people without a podcast.

[@notepadinc655]

still confused as to how people think trumps actually sexist.

[@erick2800]

R u stoopid m8

[@thebteamm]

fred fray That's the conversation me and my mom had. As men we all say compliments about women and trump is no exception except that he is infinitely more known than us but also the public have mixed opinions about him and therefore the side that despise him will now use evidence to try and sabotage his run for president 😂🌚🌚😭

[@addisondavis2885]

Burnie amazes me with how well he does the transitions into the ads

[@mixmasterfestus8096]

i get a first membership but when ever their live im always busy or not accessible to watch it

[@YOLO1675]

Same

[@TheGat911]

Mixmaster Festus Then don't pay for it lol

[@mixmasterfestus8096]

i don't i, might do when i graduate hs very soon

[@nosvader]

I really enjoy Michael being on the Podcast. Adds a lot of humor!

[@ronthedog1363]

Michael? On a podcast? Is it christmas already?

[@owenawesome6961]

Everyday for the past five years I've seen at least one RoosterTeeth video. I have to work for this company

[@xTimeswordx]

Just a reminder, Gavin thought Brexit was a bad idea.

[@user-yq7ih4ck1r]

I mean it was though

[@qwertyuiop5949]

xTimeswordx it is...

[@Imekpancakes]

Brexit is about as good of a idea as electing Killary. . .

[@louisnorton820]

+Professor Poop Butt damn right

[@RenamonTheYiffer]

wats wrong with berxit? its not like we elected hillary

[@alvesco96]

Burnie was so happy when he brought that harry's ad in :D soo funny

[@CooneyTheGamer]

michael, ON PODCAST POGCHAMP

[@TheEngrishboy]

I appreciate how Burnie tries to actually segway into the ad reads, but Gus just says "I have to read this".

[@jessebrackett9081]

Burnie is a manipulative genius, he went from hair>Haircuts>beard>shaving>Harry's. Brilliant.

[@ATK.]

this is the best Podcast group.

[@carloss.544]

Burnie at it again with the pro segues

[@matthewbarrett8479]

i love the podcast. i have an exam tomorrow and this helps me keep a clear head

[@cancerousmemes2803]

We'd like to thank our sponsors: Dollar Abe Club, Hillary's and Trump Club.

[@RaphaeLoh01]

As a housekeeper at a guesthouse, I'd like to thank Michael for his service...

[@alban7295]

Where can I see burnies vlogs?

[@mcvideogamerz8620]

on the website but u have to be a first member

[@alban7295]

MC VideoGamerz oh ok. Thanks

[@matthewpetty300]

This podcast lineup is perfect!

[@theversatilegeek7244]

Remember 2 weeks ago when Burnie said that Trump would win the election? How the tables have turned.

[@theversatilegeek7244]

Sorry, *Bernie.

[@durskycentralofficial1902]

Watching this at the end of 2021 amazing how things have changed how Michael change after having 2 kids and how I've changed. great podcast episode

[@teatimetech5277]

Willems is a legit Dutch last name guys

[@Jayme]

I'm not voting for Hilary. But I don't want to vote for trump.

[@greatswordsx]

Then don't. There are two other candidates

[@jacksears8647]

Jayme McColgan sameee but he is the only ok choice over Hillary

[@jessebayless29]

Hilary is better than trump anyday

[@theringman77]

Not really, the other two candidates wont win.

[@TheCorky42090]

Don't vote then please.

[@benjaminmitchell3931]

Only here because I saw Michael on the thumbnail.

[@IamJustAnotherUtubeR]

I love Michael Jones so much

[@SpacePotato237]

Last time Michael was on the podcast, that bread sticks v. cheddar biscuits argument happened, that was probably the best podcast of all time

[@Parrtorias]

Damn, never been this early to a Podcast...I like it.

[@lovelycannoli247]

I never understand the early dislikes

[@manymen918]

It's really a phenomenon. It's pretty interesting and it's called "KZbin".

[@lovelycannoli247]

Peritvs how wild

[@METALFREAK03]

blame canada

[@airbell1047]

Its not the usual podcast team of Gus/Gavin/Barbra/Burnie so therefore this video is terrible to them.

[@Xeninja0]

Same reason for early likes, in one case someone wants to support everything rt does and in the other someone really dislikes them. They also made a political statement early on which would also account for a few.

[@jumbledump]

Whatever camera they use, makes the background behind Burnie go crazy!

[@rockinthecazbah4]

Was wondering when they were gonna do a couples podcast.

[@MrMoustacheNinja]

Really great podcast! You guys should have Michael and Ashely on more! Also love the new set!!!

[@MetaI4Brains]

Wow, I never would have thought the Rooster Teeth fanbase would have so many Trump supporters in it.

[@Ayveh]

Same...

[@NovusDundus]

Have you seen how they treat women or anyone they don't like? They have the mentality of a 12 year old, not really that surprising. Sadly

[@thephenomenalself]

just because people support trump doesn't mean they can't find rt funny :P

[@joelsilva598]

T. Wiggins it's a bunch of 12 year old trolls trying to get a reaction

[@mrYOUNGJ69]

Because texas

[@scottgnt]

Im writing a midterm essay last minute, with this I can now keep on going.

[@k-master973]

Why are people complaining about politics again? It was just a 10 minute conversation out of about 2 hours

[@NoHRodriguez]

Burnie doing ad reads are the best!

[@ryangallagher1285]

Can anyone point me in the direction of Burnies vlogs?

[@billyflood1880]

Ryan you gotta be a sponsor

[@kevintatlonghari6923]

YOU!!

[@kirkmax]

Burnie's ad-read transitions are so on point, ahaha.

[@HaydenLau.]

I don't care when you talk about politics, but then again, I don't care about anything anyway

[@pots8667]

Hayden Lau true

[@THPOCS]

The guy who would whip out his balls is Steve from sourcefed lol xD

[@CymruJedi]

29:14 Listen closely, you can hear a sigh of disappointment from Burnie as Gavin says something stupid

[@danehoulden2]

just watch a bunch of old shorts from rooster teeth's early days when i started watching them and i gotta say i miss how simple their company use to be which was just skits, RvB and achievement hunter. I still enjoy what they're doing now but there is just so much content produced by them currently. It's crazy to see how far they have come

[@Camime]

Anyone notice that Gavin is beginning to sound more American

[@JavInDaUSA]

how so

[@Doleoh]

Great podcast. Loved seeing Michael and Ashley.

[@Playmaker_Baker]

I miss burnie

[@our0b0r0s689]

I was in the Army for 7 years, I used the match trick and to this day I do not get bit by a lot of types of bugs.... Its funny to hear about it in passing.

[@AoSRecon]

so the one thing that doesnt matter in a president is their policies?

[@TheLostfoundation]

apparently

[@suckmyasss2303]

Vytokon He is saying it doesn't matter because he is a horrible person, otherwise it would.

[@Unclenate1000]

cobrakingofeart just two particular ones of many

[@Isaygoodday5]

Vytokon for Gavin I suppose, a least when he can't actually vote

[@Isaygoodday5]

cobrakingofeart lol I'm not anti gun, but anti gun laws won't come even close to destroying the country

[@MyW0]

Is this the new setup ? if it is.. I'm already loving it

[@UNNOIN]

I like hearing what they've got to say about the US election! Do it more!

[@Sarikiscool]

I love this couples podcast!

[@CymruJedi]

No Gus? No gusrection

[@ASpeckledPenguin]

I love the way Burnie links the ad reads into conversations compared to Gus who breaks the conversation up to do it.

[@Tyranzor64]

androids have had voicemail dictation for a long time...

[@wingdingdmetrius8025]

Tyranzor Katastrophe and it's awful

[@timothyrogers9547]

I turned mine off. I think its called visual voicemail.

[@SullySadface]

so does windows phone :V

[@squeaky_moths]

not really. i use mine all the time. sure it may mess up a word if they arent speaking clearly but thats just what transcription is.

[@Isaygoodday5]

Tyranzor Katastrophe well iPhones are like 2 years behind in general

[@Zeresrail]

Ive gotta say, Ive watched the two first Westworld episodes solely because I heard RT/AH mentioning them here and there, and I absolutely adore this show. Id really love if we could maybe have a spoilercast episode on it once it finishes airing.

[@michaelpalmer2063]

check your local dealer for the best deal on this topic of discussion with you and your family

[@insegose8091]

43:20 I love that I was such a big fan of Sourcefed back in the day that I know that they're talking about Steve because they told that exact ball-smearing story in an episode of Table Talk.