RT Podcast: Ep. 513 - Burnie Saves Gavin

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Burnie Burns as they discuss New York Comic Con, Assassin’s Creed Odyssey, recent movie releases, and more on this week's RT Podcast! This episode originally aired on October 8, 2018, sponsored by Quip (bit.ly/2wDh2Oc), Robinhood (bit.ly/2QDZtmi), and Stitch Fix (bit.ly/2QCGs3j) Join FIRST to watch episodes early: bit.ly/2uNNz0O
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[@randyterranova5532]

Audio listeners missing out on gavins sick fade.

[@waywardvoid]

Meh. Gavin looks better with long hair it suits him

[@jaymccree5585]

@@waywardvoid LOL no it doesnt

[@Myusername468]

It is pretty sweet

[@101aseth333]

35:21 THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST

[@NeonYukon]

Oh god

[@mauriciocano8245]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[@Treeink1]

lol this is my training schedule for like 16 years when sprinting every 2 days

[@MarkOfTzeentch]

this ad for robinhood didnt age well at all

[@schwig44]

Ayyy, someone else from the new dark ages

[@alastairmcculloch7626]

I was just thinking that too, especially Barbs comment of steal from the rich XD

[@emilypumpkin1073]

@@alastairmcculloch7626 wait why, what happened?

[@alastairmcculloch7626]

@@emilypumpkin1073 so Gamestops stock all of a sudden shot up in value due to reddit users all investing etc. Robin Hood which is an app you can use to buy stocks then stopped people from buying gamestop stocks because the market was going wild and they didn't want rich people to loose thier money because some people from reddit crashed the market.

[@emilypumpkin1073]

@@alastairmcculloch7626 thank you!

[@Blewlongmun]

"You love boat games" "I love boat games" These are the moments we're subscribed for.

[@DrBillMoney]

The collective groan at 17:33 was great

[@mudkipz-wilson1395]

Erin d

[@jugernoty9]

Watching these old podcast makes me miss burnie

[@emilypumpkin1073]

When did he leave? I heard he left but I haven’t watched Rooster Teeth in a while, also, do you happen to know why he left?

[@jugernoty9]

@@emilypumpkin1073 he had a kid with ashley so i heard he left to spend more time with his older kids and to help raise the nee baby. And its been awhile sense he left. I think it was soon after he ended his vlogs

[@masterkief7608]

Burnie complaining about people stopping at conventions is ironic. Im in a wheelchair. Once at rtx he just stopped in front of me and i ran him over a bit by accident.

[@masterkief7608]

Looked like he was being rushed away by guardians but he looked down and said sorry and then went to whatever he had going on next.

[@laikyn533]

To be fair, him as a creator who constantly gets stopped by people is a little different than a random congoer

[@Km0577]

Joel Gallegos lol nice

[@F_And]

@@masterkief7608 is guardians what you call security/bodyguards?

[@convex242]

@@F_And Yep, Guardian is the RTX specific name for security

[@KuroroSama42]

Garbo edition: Take a trash bag. Toss some trash in there. Toss the CD in. Tie it up. Send to customer.

[@taymarie5906]

Gavin still making fun of the way Gus says "won" warms my heart

[@joshbutts2939]

Still the best group on this podcast to this day.

[@gaugea]

to this day still

[@alanfletcher7886]

Just to clarify, when Gus said that students were taking the TOSS test, he was wrong. The TOSS test was an old test which was replace by the TAKS Test which was then replaced by the STAAR test. That is the current standardized test that Texas uses.

[@analias8617]

Who gives a toss

[@FredDude27]

Nice haircut, Gavin!

[@Km0577]

Fredrik Häll I agree.

[@stevengiardina2737]

@@Km0577 o o

[@hi00118]

Once they started the ice age talk all I could think of is that podcast a year or so ago with I think Brandon and Sally Le Page on it where Brandon said something like “we’re in the tail end of an ice age right?” And Sally said no and everyone laughed and Brandon and called him an idiot

[@Mark3Spark]

What happened to Gavin only having like 2 haircuts a year

[@MainGoldDragon]

Does it matter ?

[@tylerthepotato4052]

@@MainGoldDragon Yes

[@amandapatrick827]

He has a Meg to please.

[@MainGoldDragon]

@Tyler The Potato No, it doesn't.

[@Dwayne_Prestiged]

I get like 3 a year so majority of the time I look homeless

[@Arsalani]

Back when the rt podcast was actually good :)

[@RonMexico7]

clean fade, gav. love it.

[@BMLGaming]

Hugh Laurie was incredible in the Night Manager with Tom Hiddleston!

[@danieljones3846]

Gavin looking like the new model for ‘Touch of Grey’ hair products

[@YamiGenesis]

you mean burnie

[@jackgoss5717]

Its been a very long time since Burnie said “what are you drinking there” shows how well hes developed as a conversationalist

[@immortalsun]

54:27 That was so good! _😂_

[@JohnDoe-fw9ty]

12:00 reference R. Lee Ermey in a full metal jacket quote.

[@JacksSquared]

The 'Beep Test' is commonly used for Police recruitment testing in Canada.

[@vividradar1236]

Same in England.

[@vin3084]

In my gym class there called line drills. We also have 5 in 30s. 5 walls in 30 seconds.

[@Ninjatoast96]

Yes Barb the beep test!! I’m from Belfast and we did this once every year in school during PE I didn’t think they’d do the exact same test in Canada!

[@lettuce6746]

I love that Gavin be getting these sick fades

[@Lins138708]

It took Gus getting to "Ramifications" for me to out loud go Gus stawp 😂

[@PersonalMunchies]

Glad to have Burnie back.

[@kidsmack1012]

Gavin: "some things you cannot say regardless of context" also Gavin: "my phone flashing in public is okay because of the context, look at the context!"

[@Thasickness]

I don't know what's better...Burnie's face as he says "Fufff", Gavin's reaction to it or Barb almost losing her beer....

[@Imaproshaman7]

Great podcast stories as always! :D

[@nodnerb3]

What would this podcast be without gus & barbara's puns 😂

[@kbxredxk]

Air Force One came to my town of Palm Springs once. It was pretty cool

[@o0Avalon0o]

Dang, those pics at the end! You gius look amazing

[@jakestrickland1323]

No one was going to give any time to Gus saying "I have a lot of big things in my pants."?! 😂😂

[@MrPetewhiss]

Best podcast crew 👍

[@reploid123]

58:04 OMG, I had the same thought gavin did at the start of the podcast

[@TheAzRage]

Gavin going grey... I feel old

[@kelseydawn7999]

I didn't wanna say it, but yeah

[@w1ldn3tw0rk9]

TheAzRage burnie is santa now wtf

[@silkyjohnston7043]

To be fair gave hair has always been greyish dirty blonde

[@DodgyDocter777]

its cut short but you can tell it is going grey, the new haircut just exposes a lot of the grey hairs

[@Zhall0430]

@Kawaii Imouto I wanna like this comment more

[@bakedwaffles420]

YESS FINALLY A NEW PODCAST IT FEELS LIKE YEARS SINCE WE HAD A NEW ONE

[@BumbleCrumble1072]

George Here its been a week

[@bakedwaffles420]

Josh Evans I said it feels like years, keyword feels

[@u6106l]

I would pay good money to see Barbara sing Bearforce1 !

[@IDontReadRepliesToComments]

16:23 yeah me xD I love AC and I can't wait to see what happens in the modern day story part of the game

[@Sayiankiller]

Guys next time you pull up to NYC go to prince St pizza get a plain square, in my opinion one of NYC’s finest

[@balloonboy8849]

My favorite Podcast Crew!

[@user-ok3mb2gd7b]

Well, this IS the Podcast Crew.

[@raemills3089]

Bernie is such a dad to Gavin lol

[@chrisdavis1722]

They forgot my personal favorite...Assassin’s Creed: Brunch Bonanza complete with burritos with cheese side mission 😂

[@Sirg17x]

THANK YOU BURNIE!!! I have always absolutely hated timed events in games. I 100% Spiderman other than about 50% of the seceret photo ops and getting all costumes, because I couldn't be bothered to get gold in the challenges. That game was perfect up till that point where I was stuck with only a few things left being a grind for photos (which I would have done) and annoying time trials. I play games to get away from day to day life and that includes pointless stress or anxiety that is forced on you for no reason. Its one thing for a moment in a story to be dramatic or stressful, but time trials can just not exist and my life would be better for it.

[@danielburnett6817]

See I loved the Desmond stuff

[@jackthebipper]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.

[@lifeiscrap103]

1:26:03 I feel like that could be a joke from the movie Airplane.

[@TheKingGamer117]

should have done some ruby candles in different Halloween costumes i would have bought that lmao.

[@itsdeonlol]

I love how Gavin comes up with these weird questions that nobody, absolutely doesn't even think about...

[@BossKinglol]

Gavin Spilling Beer Again :)

[@stareater1870]

26:29, Jesus Christ Gavin, lmao.

[@chickenfinger7829]

Tip for finding crimes in spiderman PS4: Just hit R3 and don't move, wait 5 or so second hit R3 again. Repeat as needed and a crime will spawn, it takes 1 minute or less between crimes. Swinging around can actually take longer to find crimes, due to spawning, not seeing it and swinging out of it's radius, despawning it. If you're just trying to farm tokens and hitting R3 doesn't spawn a crime, if you haven't beaten the main campaign and have completed all available faction crimes in a district, crimes don't spawn.

[@7ink3347]

MAIN CREW PODCAST! WOOOOOOO

[@stanloona2463]

So at what point are we getting Michael B Jordan and Maisie Williams on the podcast

[@klensisl3457]

I need more Barbara in my life

[@DeathMetalJedi]

Love it when the OG gang is all here...

[@zanderlourens6264]

Maybe one of the best RT podcasts i've watched.

[@NoBody-qs7op]

I called dibs on Jupiter. I own it now.

[@ash81818]

Gavin is so relatable

[@Asmodeusllc]

(Correct me if I’m wrong) The flash on a phone notification is for someone who is deaf who can’t hear the vibration on a table right??

[@niko_217]

I play (played tbh) AC for the modern era stuff. I want more of that per game...

[@HandmadeGoose97]

Is it me, or does Burnie look significancly older every episode of this podcast #oldmanburnie

[@danielhawkins9717]

58:12 Gavin is right I just watched the 2013 pancake 🥞 podcast

[@thewackerly]

Nice Homestar Runner reference, Gus

[@Vulenkus]

I have a rubbish bin, a recycling bin (no glass) and a food bin. Our area has no glass bins for some reason.

[@danielhorvat6266]

The all-star lineup

[@TitD1331]

Desmond's story was one the best things about Assassin's Creed.....

[@uncrownedoak7777]

12:14 why does this always happen?

[@brocktaylor734]

loool i'm assuming this was recommended to me in feb 2021 because of the robinhood sponsorship at the beginning

[@IDontReadRepliesToComments]

20:45 Didn't he take all his knick knacks from the set when he left the podcast? Lol

[@riiiiiiiiick9589]

+1 to Burnie for that Kevin Pereira quote

[@thephobiaproject6524]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[@Half-CockedG]

The beep test is called the pacer

[@blynbaby1254]

If I'm not mistaken Manhattan has their trash taken overnight. I do know that mine is taken in the middle of the day. Makes alternate side parking annoying. (live in Brooklyn btw)

[@jaredjefferson9578]

12:20 attention creators. Save this moment so you can add it to the next Gavin Free beer spill compilation.

[@khalidbrown743]

Gavin is wearing two black shirts in Texas

[@AlanIsAkira]

The true r/madlad!

[@kbxredxk]

Wow Burnie going full gray

[@taylorpechter5422]

I love how Burnie's comic knowledge pretty much goes up to 1985 and stops. lol

[@novalaws972]

I love the old and new assassins creed

[@hillbillydiva1309]

This is the 4th remake of A Star is Born.

[@CephBacon]

Ritardando is a term in music to slow the tempo of a piece

[@jennivi]

lol shmorgen heckengard was invented on ep 213 and 300 eps later they bring him back up

[@emilya.6925]

How did they check how often they open their phone?

[@NicolePettypiece]

omg! the beep test!!!

[@myahitt1247]

THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST *flashbacks*

[@evancallow4356]

God I miss these podcasts... In studio podcasts

[@1NerdShow]

good news, they are back!

[@DublinIsBubblin]

Hey my dude, I just quit my job at a pet store. Cats are super picky about food, make sure you're getting Grain-free food, even if the vet says otherwise. Cats and dogs can't digest grain, if they cant they cant do it well and it causes a lot of problems. Make sure your bag of dry food, and all food really, says "made in the USA", not something like "Made in a trusted facility of the USA". The US has a strict food regulation thing when it comes to what goes into dog/cat food, unlike places like Asia and Europe. It's kinda late for me so I most likely spelt something wrong, or messed up my grammar somehow, but hopefully the idea gets across. Also, your cat might just be allergic to the flavor of food, so get a bag that is a different flavor of the usual and also says "limited ingredient diet". Stay away from Blue Buffalo, Science Diet, Iams, pedigree, Cesars, and anything related to Purina.

[@benjaminwhedbee580]

What about Nutro because my dogs loves the nutro wild frontier beef and boar mix

[@DublinIsBubblin]

So I went on Chewy.com to look at a bag, since I dont have one in front of me, and using its zooming in and zooming out stuff lets me read the ingredients and all of that. If its the same bag that I'm looking at, it says its grain-free which is good. When I said dogs and cats have a hard time digesting grain, I meant that dogs don't have the Enzymes in their bodies to digest grain at all, and that cats have a hard time digesting grains. (I'm more of a dog person, but a lot of the nutritional information translates over to cat food too.) I don't see anywhere on the bag "Made in the USA", so you might want to look for that. From the bags of Nutro we sold at my old store, I don't think Nutro was made in the US. The whole "Made in America" thing is really if you notice if your dog is sick, then you want to swap them to a food thats made in america because the chances of it being some type of bacteria in the food from transportation can be high. TL:DR - You're doing fine with that food so long as its grain-free. Personally, Merrick Beef and Sweet Potato might be better because its guaranteed to be made in the US and is also grain free, and ranks high in my list of good dog food. If you have a Pet Supplies Plus around, their brand (RedFord Naturals) is also good, so long as you get the grain-free or limited ingredient diet stuff and not the one with grain it it.

[@CButtonshaw]

one of my cats throws up food too. it's because he's an idiot who doesn't eat all day then binges and/or chugs water after eating. I love him but that's his one idiot-thing.

[@DublinIsBubblin]

So you could get a dispenser bowl that dispenses a set amount of water or food, that might help. Something I did with my dog who would eat all the food in her bowl until it was all gone was putting a ball into the bowl with the food. The ball continues to roll around the more and more she eats, which annoys her, so she has to keep nudging it. It made her eat slower than before.

[@DublinIsBubblin]

That being said, my dog also liked to take the ball with her afterwards, so be wary.

[@B.l.o.s.s.o.m]

The beep is called the pacer test

[@rexmcgrath285]

did anyone else notice Gus's bling ring?

[@thesilentcartographer5575]

So weird to see how old Gus and Burnie got over the years. Time stops for no one.

[@justan324]

that burnie mascot looks like simon of the yogscast's character, honeydew

[@drakejackson7374]

That must be one great grill to cause apple and Burnie to fight for it

[@AFMountaineer2000]

Eff those Spiderman drone challenges

[@stanchskate]

16:31 I like the modern stuff

[@Shadowassassin908]

Rooster teeth is sometimes sponsored by blue apron right? I got a blue apron ad on the vid xD

[@cgogaming6456]

I just bought the Ultimate Edition ACO

[@OhitsKirstyn]

I actually like the Desmond story line after that they could have done without the animus.

[@lovesbitch]

I am the one person in the world who likes the Absertgo and the Modern Assassins

[@artemisruse436]

i adore the modern assassin stuff

[@theswingingdoor2157]

Yup. You are.

[@johnknoneborg]

The grayness in Burnie and Gavin makes me feel like I’m getting old.

[@ImFrelled]

You are getting old. It's the benefit of not dying young.

[@johnknoneborg]

950Edward i got the same cut and my hair isnt grey looking

[@Hevvvyyy]

I guess its a good thing if u dont feel ur age like if ur 30 but feel 22

[@CButtonshaw]

scarier is JT being 16. or Millie being like 12, 13.

[@retagainez]

bring some surstromming, it'll be a tribute to Mega64's christmas cast when they did that