Every Irish Pub Ever | Republic of Telly

[@mattfairbanks7621]

What id give to be in a pub right now.

[@foxayfox]

😓

[@huzcer]

The tide has gone out for the pubs during Covid. Overrated and over-priced!

[@ohno.6516]

What I’d give to be back in Ireland.

[@John_Wood_]

@@ohno.6516 You are probably better where you are. Things gone to shite here

[@EMMYK1916]

Like a sucky calf at a trough

[@Irishbeermonk]

"Spanish students sitting around 1 pint" - spot on. 10 of them take up a huge table with 1 pint for about 3hrs. Total nuisance.

[@Darragh1]

Until you start smoking cigars, they move on then 😂😂😂😂

[@wellthatsokay8582]

@@Darragh1ach the days you could smoke tobacco indoors. Am feeling old nai

[@meeramagpie]

The only thing missing is the person not drinking because their on antibiotics

[@CHRISTSPIRACY.comJESUSwasVegan]

+megan o m and then giving into the pressure and throwing up

[@corey1054]

@@CriticalDispatches I went drinking while on Antibiotics once. I can confim it is NOT a myth.

[@RoloC4]

Critical Dispatches it depends on the medication. Most are fine, but there are a couple you really shouldn’t drink on

[@MultiSpazzo]

An irish GP told me it was bullshit. She is Irish mind you.

[@Vesnicie]

It's much more fun to be drinking with antimalarial pills. Then you'll be seeing the pink elephants.

[@sav7568]

They forgot the old guy in the corner who knows everything about everything.

[@medievalist]

Love the old guy in the corner. He usually fancies me, which is strangely adorable. Probably cos I'm on my third pint by the time I talk to him, and everything is adorable then.

[@topper142]

NORM!!!

[@julietrask7497]

All pubs have their resident old man in the corner. We had one, his name was Bill. We all loved him and treated him like our grandad.

[@Kitiwake]

Isn't it always the same?

[@sabrina63]

*Thinks he knows everything

[@stephenharris2798]

if you order a 7up you will be asked why you didnt order a beer.if you dont have a doctors note or a good excuse the men in the white coats turn up and off you go to the asylum.

[@Emmet-id6xq]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@JohnDoe-vz7bn]

Stephen Harris a beer? What part of Ireland are you from, Texas?

[@acesul8811]

I worked in a pub in Ireland. There's a non drinker in most groups. Literally nobody gives a shit if you ordered a fizzy drink.

[@stevemoore4286]

@@acesul8811 Sure for the young crowd (20s) its a big deal because why bring someone out that can remember everything and then you have nothing to slag them over sure

[@EricIrl]

@@stevemoore4286 When I lived in Ireland I was teetotal. I had to leave the country. Now I'm an alcoholic.

[@paulmccafferty2447]

The asking for a 'Glass' (Half) of Guinness is spot on, I've been in Pubs where it's gone quiet when someone's asked. Dead on.

[@davephillips1263]

I once spent three of the best days of my life in Maynooth. Love to the Irish and their wonderful pubs !

[@embojitsu8740]

Did you go to The Roost?

[@Dreyno]

In Maynooth? Where have you spent the rest of your life? In a gulag?

[@liqritrs8391]

@@Dreyno hahahahaha

[@liqritrs8391]

@@embojitsu8740 must’ve been

[@callu947]

Jaysus lad and to think you were so close to the promise land #upthedubs 😂

[@hungryhippo09]

1:39 a rare sighting of a sunglass-less Francis 'Viper' Higgins in his natural element.

[@zacquinn]

He looks unrecognisable

[@wellthatsokay8582]

@@zacquinnthe Viper moves unseen 🐍

[@ryanoharabyrne6824]

Love the way the person that calls the lad a weirdo for not drinking isn't drinking either

[@EIREriddick13]

How much do you love it?

[@DreamClean]

Preggers.

[@thathighguy8624]

She is drinking vodka

[@Grizzly01]

She's obviously got a V&T or a G&T

[@Lide24816]

The wine girl hahahahahahahha

[@sergiuberdaga4623]

She's conors mother in the young offenders

[@James-iw4fz]

@@sergiuberdaga4623 knew it

[@williammckenna3903]

Any one here to just reminisce? 😫😭😫😭

[@vikingraider1]

Mate of mine walked into an Irish pub in London and asked for wine. The barman gave him the dirtiest look and proceeded to go out the back. He came back with a mini bottle of wine covered in dust and gave him a half pint glass. That fucking learnt him to try and be fucking sophisticated.

[@maxdewil7453]

Once i misspoke and ordered a glass of guiness, the whole bar stopped talking and looked at me. Then i said no a pint of guiness and a whiskey please and everybody cheered hahaha. Irish pubs are the best

[@Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo]

In ireland at christmas me nan asked my dad if he wanted a glass of water with his dinner, he replied " no thanks I've tried that once I wasnt very keen on it" 👌

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

I love the bit where it just randomly cuts to a shot of a bunch of women clamoring together into a toilet stall like migratory birds.

[@lauralucy1]

Yup...it’s funny cause it’s true ☘️🤷🏼‍♀️☘️

[@medievalist]

Noooo! We are exchanging vital information. Like whether our lipstick suits us, or whether that bloke really does fancy us.

[@Jafmanz]

@@medievalist If he is on his third pint or even his fourth he'd phuk anything thats warm and has lipstick on. even you.

[@Retired20244]

It’s a unspoken ritual, all the gossip goes on in the toilets And doesn’t matter if you don’t know the girl or never met her in your life, if she’s crying, especially about a fella, ye all come together to hype her up and give her hugs 😂

[@TheLordofwarriors]

And all of these are happening at the same time. Oddly familiar when looking back on the trip to Ireland

[@nathanokeefe7063]

I want to be in an Irish pub right now.

[@SJSU_Spartan]

Haha "Cornelius you swine"

[@TheMightyKinkle]

I didn't get that bit

[@SJSU_Spartan]

Also just realized that guy is the fucking viper hey 😂

[@user-ej3jy6eg6h]

TheMightyKinkle they're all looking at the one guy who isnt drinking and calling him a weirdo, meanwhile Shakespeares take on Jumanji seems to be happening and nobody bats an eyelid.

[@andrewceballos5404]

​@user-ej3jy6eg6h hey just wanted to say suffering from a vicious stomach virus saw your comment and it made me almost go home sans underwear by that I mean it was hilarious thank you

[@PatrickRob82]

Always wanted to go to Ireland. Even more so now.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

They're supposed to be really to tourists, I'm told. Not even joking.

[@tonybuckley6413]

well did u ever get over here after all these years

[@PatrickRob82]

@@tonybuckley6413 Nope. Had kids instead. Now I won't be able to afford the trip for at least 12 years.

[@PatrickRob82]

@@tonybuckley6413 also, as an American, I'm a bit nervous to travel abroad these days. I'm not sure if there's any country left that doesn't hate our tubby guts.

[@tonybuckley6413]

@PatrickRob82 always have plenty Americans visiting here and welcomed too , we do have a good rep for anyone coming here , maybe when the pups are older you can

[@adrianvillafuerte2623]

You're a hardware store

[@neil2385]

ah bernard....

[@xrapidfirerabbit]

Your.

[@Auriflamme]

@@xrapidfirerabbit Ur(ine)

[@samtrotter7177]

@@xrapidfirerabbit Wrong

[@xrapidfirerabbit]

@@samtrotter7177 nope

[@emjackson2289]

Love the addition of the National Anthem from RTè at the end of the night's broadcasting haha c. 1981.

[@ogieh66]

This should be the induction video for international students

[@EliteTeamKiller2.0]

Somehow in my recommendations 7 years later. But worth it.

[@DaisyPeach]

i've always been too young to stay very late in pubs when i've been in ireland (except for this year) but my family always tells stories of staying up at the pubs until 3 am singing and playing music

[@RAPEDBYBLACKS]

Shut up you little puke

[@physalia2]

Here I was, all worried about leaving Australia and missing out on all the sort of gross but amazing Irish pubs I always had on hand. Where would I go to sit and drink and play with coasters? But then WOOOAAAHHH I moved overseas and whaddya know, there's one on every corner everywhere all over the world. Same green tiles, sports posters, drunkards, and whatnot. Never fear, the Irish pub is legion! Except we don't have bathroom attendants. What in the hell, Europe, that is weird.

[@scouserla1]

We have bathroom attendants in Liverpool too, I can assure you, they are a pain in the arse, they're trying to spray you when you're having a pee? lol

[@physalia2]

scouserla1 So weird! Do they...watch you pee? Or at least listen???

[@thethreeamazingmen]

silvia alexandra personally like to sneak in and out while hes occupied with some drunkern punter

[@CannabrannaLammer]

I am a regular bar fly and I have only ever come across a toilet attendant in Belfast city once and Glasgow once. I genuinely stood there like what is it im supposed to do here lads?

[@acummins1072]

Who the fuck has bathroom attendants

[@Prolix8]

The 'perfume' toilet guys in the UK are annoying. It's good to see that it's also an annoyance in Ireland!

[@Zzsmuf]

I would of dyed his eye😡

[@KiddCrowley]

Must be an English thing. I've never seen one of those cologne guys in any pub I've been to in Scotland.

[@Luic1987]

Most in Wales have them, as do Dublin (where the vid is from)

[@RexTheDinosaur1]

They're in real classy places in America and Canada too. My dad says they're annoying as fuck here as well. Because he had to use the bathroom on a road trip and this classy joint was the only place with a bathroom close by and that asshole bathroom attendee wouldn't leave him alone. He told him to fuck off and mind his own business. The guy gave him an angry look and turned around to harass someone else.

[@themoodycow12345]

The man drinking 7up could of said he was on antibiotics

[@lukemmurphy795]

themoodycow12345 Ikr Lol I was waiting for him too.

[@mbardfast6658]

themoodycow12345 That's "could have said"

[@FlavourOfGames]

Eddie Durkan and the Viper tisms

[@Will-nn3pb]

*1:15* *She's in Young Offenders*

[@ggdfytfgg4745]

Ah I never knew

[@CannabrannaLammer]

They're all off tv shows. Hardy Bucks etc

[@KonanTheBarbarian]

Viper, Eddie, sandie and the lads from Shifts all in the one. Unreal 👍

[@pipeqez911]

The one when the glass smashes made me die from how accurate it was

[@gloriakinya8330]

"You're a hardware store" 😂😂😂😂

[@twincammikev]

I don't get it..?

[@ksssssss]

@@twincammikev you're a don't get it

[@Caesar_Himself]

A rare Viper Higgins in the wild

[@texnb4]

Every Irish pub 2024: Me: "Yeah, I'll have 3 pints of Guinness and a Paddy neat." Barman: "Now, that'll be €29." Disclaimer: this is in our Northside local, not city centre/Temple Bar.

[@Mefgar]

22.90 in my pub, just outside of Rathfarnham on the tallaght side. You're getting ripped by a greedy landlord that's all

[@liamo7759]

Dodging a round very good I have to go after this one 😂😂😂

[@DavidMartins1]

I miss my pub.

[@dylanmur40]

Fabu D in the jack's 😂😂

[@cullinanel2]

oh god - lmao - i'm one of those wine people! #help also that skippy flipper thing - i've actually seen that in real life. i nearly choked with laughter. the tears are rolling down me face! good on ya Bernard!

[@noname-xp9lk]

0:24 took me a while to get the joke but OMG when I found out 😂😂

[@MrMusic1950]

Doctor said I had a stressed liver but still went to the pub. Just seeing all this sorta shit cured me, I was on the plain again by 10pm

[@SDPM101]

Comedy genius! Well done guys

[@ridbensdale]

I’m seriously considering having “You’re a Hardware Store” as a text alert.

[@Jimmy2times90]

This is exactly the same in England, very funny, i cant wait to visit Ireland.

[@someperson7480]

James Johnson dont visit

[@Brickcellent]

Do visit but don't visit Dublin because they're wankers.

[@jackbrown9783]

1:35 that guy gets around he is in every club lol

[@animallover19581]

Used to know a man who went to Lisdoonvarna for the full month of September. Never left the pub, slept, ate, drank and danced there. Of course a bit of hows your father in the toilet. R.I.P. Rocky. What a legend. 😂🎉🍺🍷🍺🥃🍻🙈🙊😂😅😍🤣🥰😆😀

[@85Belfast]

I ordered a pint of Guinness with a bit of black current once............... Never gonna do it again!

[@kensavage7657]

Your comment is as disgraceful now, as it was 5 years ago!!! :)

[@wulfocrow5549]

Why in fuck

[@Nerdpainter]

that's the way my grandma drinks it.

[@acesul8811]

Common drink. Served it many times.

[@ironymatt]

Least you learned

[@theeditor8776]

"Out teh fuck" 👌

[@DavidToast]

Never been to Ireland...yet this all look very familiar :D . Pubs here in czech rep. are pretty much same :D . Great sketch.

[@AnthonyDonnellyTT]

RUN PROGRAM: SENTIONAUTS Man l LOVE Prague... and your Budvar is fantastic!

[@silassilas1578]

Man the czech now how to drink!

[@gibby8540]

I'm half czech half Irish love Prague

[@JonJonJonJonJonJonJonJon]

@@gibby8540 my god man your liver could probably stop a bullet!

[@irishlad3029]

Czech people are cool

[@garsox]

gotta luv that hardware store attendant

[@mikedevaney3507]

the "il have the usual bit" is the best!

[@robertlehnert4148]

Something you'll only hear once in an Irish pub: someone ordering a black and tan.

[@avidnongetit8710]

Wash your hands for typing those letters!

[@eileenfitzsimons812]

How hilarious Irish people are. They have a good sense of humor.

[@dikerharry]

0:54 this you can find as well in Mexico.

[@chrisandersen7967]

A glass is a half pint, what they are saying is only women get half pints. So its shocking if a man gets a glass.

[@grahamhowell6013]

Much appreciated clarification

[@siliconbong9386]

Thank you Chris, i've wondered about that for bloody years.

[@iain2080]

That and with Guinness people shit themselves if it's not in a Guinness pint glass

[@rustinstardust2094]

Whew! I was worried. I'm Irish-American and visited Ireland once. All I drank when I was there was Guinness. This video had me questioning if I just looked like a tourist the whole time. Don't worry - I always ordered a pint. 🇮🇪

[@SiliconBong]

​@@rustinstardust2094 0:33 why is he drinking in the bog? and 1:36 what the hell? *reads further down the page.. ..to stop drug use ??!! :o

[@SineadLeavy]

I love how you can see the RTE van for a second when your man goes outside.

[@lr990]

The sheer contempt of a look they had for the guy who doesn't drink 1:25

[@feargalgallagher4320]

Brings it all back... Is that Mulligans of Poolbeg Street in some of those scenes?

[@VICTOR28CHARLIE]

no you're wrong

[@averywilson6143]

"you're a hardware store" i fucking love bernard

[@OnlyBanzho]

The talking beer is foolproof

[@avidnongetit8710]

This is a hardware store... Your A Hardware Store! Freakin' pissed myself! And I hadn't been drinking! OMG I Want More..

[@PadraicMc54]

1:24 funniest part of the lot♥️😂

[@Maxania]

I (three months before moving to Ireland): What the hell are they talking about? Why don't they have proper subtitles?!? I (three months after moving to Ireland): This is great oh yea!

[@johncritch6812]

There is nothing as lonesome so empty or dreer as to be sitting alone in a pub with no beer.

[@pighat2147]

Irish folk song lyrics right here

[@timv17]

I like how everyone nags on the guy ordering a glass of Guinness. At least he ordered an Irish drink instead of all the Heineken pint gulpers!

[@fiicam5522]

They're drinking cider...

[@thethreeamazingmen]

hmm, clearly not irish :P or just havent went to many pubs because he orderd a GLASS if guinness and not a pint...its seen as unmanly to only order a glass of guinness

[@alpha11ish]

FiiCam but of course...

[@mrmachine5632]

Arthur Guinness, He was a committed unionist and opponent of Irish nationalism..

[@SimChucky]

Just coming back from my 4 month Trip to Ireland.. There are more Irish drinks to be had than Guinness ;-) And who ever orders a GLASS of anything :D

[@bsheehy94]

the Viper :)

[@adelaideboyle8610]

Watching this during covid to feel like I’m in a pub again

[@Finn1342]

the girl from The Young Offenders ordering the vino lol

[@oranha]

1:15 is that ma ma maraid from the young offenders

[@Psychoangelindisguise]

i think so

[@lukem6667]

Right folks time to go hahaha

[@thegrandmuftiofwakanda]

I fucking love Irish pubs.

[@majicebe]

Being an American, this is pretty much exactly what I expected (and hoped for). Erin go bragh!

[@lukemmurphy795]

majicebe Erin?

[@Morbedine1752]

*Eireann

[@spmoran4703]

Have you been in any bars in Boston. Our your Southlands . You dont have to travel too far. To find crazy nut gone people like this.

[@Dessienewshoes]

I swear it with all my being, one day I shall return the pub. In this life or the next

[@NathanLyng]

you deserve it champ

[@wormswithteeth]

No disrespect but the toilet service job is the most pointless role I could ever think of. Just go away please. 😅

[@jenster29]

jamesaellis I was told they don't even get paid by the pub. They rely on tips from the punters.

[@medievalist]

I heard it was to stop people taking drugs in the bogs. I agree though, bloody annoying having them hanging about when you want to have a good stare at your lippy to make sure it looks ok!

[@nigefal]

@@medievalist Plus it makes you feel like your'e in apartheid South Africa.

[@wulfocrow5549]

I only pay them in looks of contempt

[@wulfocrow5549]

@nigefal could be worse, you could feel like youre in modern south Africa.

[@Mathuna1]

Spot on

[@kat.3784]

There needs to be the one person that is a lonely drinker or the person that only drinks shots

[@blood_upon_the_rose]

"Yes kids so thats when life was normal back in the olden days here in ireland "

[@TheAshlovesu]

1:15 “WOOOwooo”

[@malahammer]

0:43 Who's round is it......whoosh!

[@lordmasterization]

Greetings from the USA. From American Pubs to yours.

[@nasapayrollsystem8701]

I see ...the journey to the ' Dark Side ' is Guinness appreciation

[@Andrew-dj4df]

That makes me want to go to an Irish pub

[@rallyburnzsimracing8571]

Hillarious

[@MegaSuperCritic]

Oh that piano at the beginning is from Ricks Saloon Piano Adventure

[@VelcroKittie]

I quit drinking 3 years back and lost most of my 'mates'. Nothing more to say on that one.

[@missg3188]

Eddie durkan hasnt changed a bit but simcard and the viper are barely recognizable.class act 👍

[@trentdabs5245]

This is also most small Pubs/ Bar's in East Coast Canada 😁

[@1991jdclark]

Going to Ireland now:D

[@1991jdclark]

Oh for sure:P..Didn't go yet.I will go one day. Looks beautiful there.

[@goblinsbones]

***** what the feck are you doing taking my second name?

[@charlilymo192]

i was at a christenin the other day and loads of the ones in my year were there and we went up and ordered a few cokes (we're 15?16) are the bartender goes are yas not havin anythin to drink and we were like no not allowed were only 16 and he goes well who te fuck cares if your old enough to swallow your old enough to drink.

[@benjaminmarley1178]

That is the funniest comment I have ever read 🤣🤣🤣

[@someman6395]

I know a Spanish man who ordered a Bacardi breezer before in a irish pub.

[@twincammikev]

He was obviously gay.. LOL

[@someman6395]

twincammike83 16v nah he just isn’t a drinker haha

[@sloughrunner2]

I don't see much difference compared to a Wisconsin tavern! You are just missin' some dead animals on da walls!

[@shalacarter6658]

Go Pack

[@unoriented_x4957]

How do they capture so much of my life when I never see the cameras? You're right, I am always right pissed..

[@martylinane7014]

- re-watched this.. still funny.. nice appearance by Elga Fox :)

[@thathighguy8624]

Glass of Guinness is unreal

[@avidnongetit8710]

The writers of this Are In My fu---in' brain! and I think I love em. Never said that at a Pub before....😋

[@ОлексСтеп]

1:12 - more real than real life

[@PacoRobbins]

Restrooms cost money?! Also I'd be the weirdo drinking 7Up 😂

[@unknownhidden1746]

Eddie durken legend

[@vacuumfireradio253]

Brilliant....

[@Kyowh]

Is that woman asking for the wines, the mum of 'the young offenders'

[@GavinDoyle725]

I didn't even notice until you said it haha

[@marylynch948]

It is her from The Young Offenders.