This must be terrifying in-universe. The shop owner just stands, unmoving, unblinking, unbreathing, behind the counter for hours upon hours, save those moments where he whips out his phone, or turns the sign over to open the shop.
@raikitsunagiАй бұрын
Actually no, the owner moves 100x slower than a normal human. That's even scarier imo. Edit: then after few weeks of practically not living shatters the fragile fabric of reality
@fallenwarlock2418Ай бұрын
The sheer amount of terror of realizing *why* RT wanted a million dollars is unmatchable
@fantastic_x1709Ай бұрын
My guess is that when rt said he could quit "balatro" anytime he wanted, he meant it. But the void afterwards yearned to be filled.
@EmperorImplingАй бұрын
It's fun watching these at double playback speed. Feels like I'm helping.
@James-wl3vxАй бұрын
Nothing like watching a man slowly lose his mind opening fictional trading cards at 4 am
@DasakiVАй бұрын
1:23:34 I've ordered 100k worth of packs at once before, I knew what was going to happen... I pulled up Country Roads on my other device for the end of this world.
@jungtothehuimangАй бұрын
Last time on card shop simulator: *flashing images warning for 5 hours straight with dark souls boss music in the background.*
@DoctorLenickАй бұрын
Girl this is found footage
@zoeyelliottАй бұрын
He starts talking at 4:00 Game starts at 4:25
@GemedetAdeptАй бұрын
Absolute youtube, thank you!
@RowanWasHere22 күн бұрын
Thanks!
@Crazyminer611285Ай бұрын
Its 7am on a sunday and ive yet to sleep. Boy i cant wait for a calm and relaxing RTGame vod to fall asleep to.
@sarakalantari3332Ай бұрын
How terrified the employees must be seeing the tower of boxes spawning in front of them.
@loke6664Ай бұрын
Well, Dan finally beat Spiff. The game broke Spiff and Dan broke the game. This might be the weirdest thing I ever seen.
@mkdrummer06Ай бұрын
The Duality of a Businessman: "Get out of my shop. Get back into my shop." 24:18
@invurret9533Ай бұрын
It's so horrifying, hearing him yell "No, NO" before the world collapses around him
@dob6-30Ай бұрын
Welcome to Dan becomes a time traveler and watches in horror as his shop becomes more and more successful
@alexia4431Ай бұрын
This feels like a disassociative episode
@blackhelmet5315Ай бұрын
what has he done...at this rate he will tear the fabric of reality
@JJ5GamerАй бұрын
im afraid we lost him its too late, gambling has fully consumed him and hes winning
@KnightofDarkSorrowАй бұрын
Dan could have been making much more money if he actually lowered the prices a little bit. On the Daily Reports, he was only selling to less than 50% of his customers.
@Sailor-KhioneАй бұрын
No wonder the stream archive is so short. I wonder what the final stage is.
@sadisticmemer6727Ай бұрын
Daneshiro strikes back with expensive cardboards again
@eggutastegood7356Ай бұрын
i like how the vod just ends
@thomasliu5814Ай бұрын
I said there was nothing left for them to do. No, we could have gone even further I was just blind.
@WeebiekageАй бұрын
Can’t believe there is a part 3
@ChaosChannelerАй бұрын
I wanted to do this on my 4090 gaming rig but after watching this... yea I'm good. I know RT is also using a 4090 now. I still want to be able to play the game so screw that. Good luck to you Dan!
@creeeamy7133Ай бұрын
Technically, his shops efficiency is being hampered by every shelf that isn't a wide shelf, since it halves the theoretical maximum the customers can buy since they can only stop at so many shelves. So this isn't the peak end game yet.
@_LunaticMoonАй бұрын
love how the chat is IMMEDIATELY full of terror upon the start of the stream
@Mara-mm5zeАй бұрын
"Do you think it'll help if I look away?" "I don't think it does" that quote out of context kind of says how it feels watching this vod
@queen_lolieАй бұрын
I just finished the second video so good to see how much more into madness rt can descend into
@PlutopianSocietyАй бұрын
We are born of the cardboard, made men by the cardboard, undone by the cardboard.
@feralperilАй бұрын
in this episode of Cardboard Crack, the store becomes an eldritch horror intent on tearing the very fabric of reality into tiny little shreds
@boltzm6287Ай бұрын
Bro is using [made in heaven] to make his shop more profitable
@DestructivelyPhasedАй бұрын
Welp, RT has beaten spiff in a game.
@MASTERCRAFT938Ай бұрын
I knew it wouldn't end that easily. RT will take it ever further beyond!!!! xD
@_nquisitor_Ай бұрын
Watching this at 2x speed feels like the right thing to do
@halfmettlealchemist8076Ай бұрын
Now he has become Daniel, the trader of cards
@CamperCarl00Ай бұрын
*Everyone:* Oh no, Daneshiro is back, what diabolical scheme has he thought up now? *Daneshiro:* _Have you ever seen the movie "Click" starring Adam Sandler?_
@MimmixToonАй бұрын
Its been 5 seconds watching and it's already descended into madness
@pcenluvgame135Ай бұрын
Oh no 😂 RT is addicted we need to take him to rehab
@maxmoore3208Ай бұрын
Oh god a third one
@Yarlor840Ай бұрын
Oh god
@globurimАй бұрын
Ok im actually surprised he even did a third video lol. Lets see how he escalates this from the previous video
@yimyomАй бұрын
God is Coming
@TheoStarlightАй бұрын
went from rtgame to letsgameitout real quick at the end
@olasola1013Ай бұрын
hey there, it’s josh
@netherfire50Ай бұрын
You know at this point, maybe a cover to Country Roads needs to happen to allow RT to use Country Roads again. Though the Bloodbourne music works just as well
@alphakowaclipsАй бұрын
Oh no, here we go again
@yoothecheeseknight9337Ай бұрын
VOD ends at 1:45:31
@SynnzinopsisАй бұрын
Not even 10 minutes in and im scared
@kurtgetty2865Ай бұрын
This is tremendous...even down to the slow manical way you say, "open" as you flip the sign every day....lol
@MorethanjustaplumАй бұрын
These videos are my craik 😂
@alyh3721Ай бұрын
He has ascended to a higher form
@emmaflint9736Ай бұрын
these are the end times
@cg_spiritedensembleАй бұрын
Is this the first time an RTGame stream has crashed before it properly finished?
@WinniePootАй бұрын
Heell yeah, here we go again XD
@snakelady647Ай бұрын
Good job Dan, you killed it
@lunacanyonrose8436Ай бұрын
Farther Pucci why are you running a trading card store?
@videogamer3825Ай бұрын
Anyone know what the song that is playing the second time around.
@coco-gamingart11 сағат бұрын
we need a part 2, sorry
@jackedwards62417 күн бұрын
Does anyone have the fastest fingers in the west ? And tell me what the text was at 1:29:20 cheers
@germwarfaresАй бұрын
hel yeah more card game
@Thisandthat8908Ай бұрын
amazing how this exceedingly boring game got so much attention. You need someone trying to do somewehting weird and crazy to make it interesting-ish... The copy and paste set form similar games doesn't help.
@neonprado9989Ай бұрын
Ngl, I’m a little sad this is the gambling game that RT got addicted to and not pokerouge. :< Wish we had more than video of that instead of capitalist satire.