Mario Party makes us Miserable and Angry

[@RTGame]

Thank you for watching my token male heterosexual perspective of this Mario Party session, please give Shen Rin and Mscupcakes lots of love. Their channels are all linked in the description

[@M4SKED2001]

Thank you token male heterosexual for representing us in this situation, you are truly a leader

[@rumle5]

As a fellow male, I am sending all my non-sexual love to you

[@Falloutboy76.4]

IN PRIDE MONTH!?

[@Falkflip]

​@@rumle5 i read this as "my non-heterosexual love" and was concerned

[@ihappy1]

Simply become bisexual Dan. It's easy, simple, and free

[@tritondemius3723]

So glad RT is so open to diversity, good on him for coming out as a Straight White Male

[@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676]

I’m sure it was hard for him, especially as an Irishman

[@gardibro761]

by Bo Burnham

[@uoverr]

i hate retcons

[@Blukat2-pb8lx]

@@uoverr Yeah back in the day irish people weren't considered white, sad to see him turn against his heritage like that.

[@BirnieMac1]

RT’s straight?

[@someoneontheinternet4518]

Crazy how Dan is playing both the comedic straight man, AND the comedic straight man

[@wolfc9078]

This comment is absolutely genius, and I love it.

[@ardent-ace27]

Seriously underrated comment

[@alexwalker5716]

oh that was gold.

[@masterofdoots5965]

WAIT HE JUST IS

[@atlas16198]

wait I don't get it

[@cwjdog57]

Cloé's "normalized fps edit" was absolutely incredible

[@Kripahhhhh1402]

Their play on the minigame looks like a complete beginners level of AI lmao.

[@webbowser8834]

That was mad impressive. How did she do that? lmao

[@augiekintop6242]

Timestamp plz

[@massgunner4152]

​@@webbowser8834maybe she used interpolation to bring to bearable eye levels

[@nathanpixelkid]

@@webbowser8834 i think that she just made a cut in the footage every time the game froze and then kept playing from the moment it unfroze

[@anicrue]

For the KZbin-only watchers, Dan cut out him briefly questioning Shen. He said, and I quote: "What does that mean? I-I'd be good at bouncing on balls? [Shen dies a little] What does that imply?" He then jumps to talking about wanting a space hopper as a kid. This single handedly made me die during the stream, so I thought you ought to enjoy that!

[@SketchedDoughnut]

do you have a timestamp so i can check the vod, or know of clips? this sounds- amazing

[@SketchedDoughnut]

found it! for anyone curious, here is the timestamp on the vod: 1:02:36.0

[@anicrue]

@@SketchedDoughnut Thanks! I was just coming back to reply

[@flibberfrogman5508]

It's at 16:47 in this video.

[@anicrue]

@@flibberfrogman5508 well, yes but actually no. /j Nah, the part I'm referencing specifically is cut from the vid but you can find it in the vod or stream.

[@graham7784]

I love the relationship between RT and Rin. Not a single nice word between the two of them.

[@catalyst539]

That is probably because Dan taught Rin how to Mario Kart and yet she still lost. (she got 2nd place)

[@hp22h78]

He's Irish. She's (in-lore) a part of the British Royal Family! Would be weirder if they did get along...

[@sugoistalin7809]

Playing into the lore.

[@tinde2070]

@@catalyst539 Nah it started with Rin carrying RT in Splatoon

[@nakedstatue8517]

​@@hp22h78 Uhh why the japanese name then..

[@mscupcakes]

The connection wasn't the only thing that was unstable

[@emilia8706]

The real unstable connection was the friends we lost along the way

[@StickMaster500]

This Mario Party experience is pretty much the definition of the phrase, _“What if Mario Party was Freaky and it was called Freaky Party?”_ while RT is punished for the unspeakable crime of being straight on Pride Month

[@Lazuli2-6]

Oh dear the town straight is at it again

[@RTGame]

I have committed cardinal sin

[@zacharysnyder2520]

RT game the last straight man alive.

[@hp22h78]

"They used to call me the Straight King back in college"

[@samuelcrosby-pennock6630]

​@@RTGamethe council shall judge this gravely...

[@mightykingwario]

love to see dad having fun on the nintendo with his three gay daughters who hate him

[@CanadaMudkip]

Underrated comment

[@octolinggrimm6387]

SO REAL

[@hp22h78]

Rin is Ace. But she does hate him, I'll give you that.

[@mightykingwario]

@@hp22h78yes, she counts by being that

[@Cobalt360Degrees]

@@mightykingwario God that's so real. I tried explaining being ace to my grandma and it went basically like that. "So is that a different kind of gay? Like chocolate and strawberry all being flavours of ice cream?" "Yeah gran let's go with that."

[@nobody5333]

Rt, Shenpai, and Rin Penrose is like the chaos equivalent of a Neapolitan ice cream.

[@ShadowCatGaming26]

Mmmmm… Ice cream

[@hexmelshenker]

O.K i guess we have two neo trios now

[@Asharpspoon]

Who is stuck being strawberry?

[@TwinWulfies]

​@@Asharpspoon RT.

[@aidansroadams5328]

​@@Asharpspoon Stuck? Strawberry is the one that tastes the best?

[@GeremyG]

Every game of Mario Party brings misery. The game will declare a winner at the end but in reality nobody wins.

[@combatking9985]

“Truth is, the game was rigged from the start”

[@primm_slimm]

@@combatking9985 I hope this interaction dosen't cause any fallout between us

[@user-gg3yj5yj1y]

@@primm_slimmFallout New

[@fernando4959]

oh no there is absolutely a winner

[@generallyunimportant]

my mind is on cavestory and i was so confussed about your comment lmao

[@TheDrCN]

"One must imagine Sisyphus is partying" is way too highbrow for this stream.

[@SillySkull]

Lmao I just heard that as soon as I read this comment 4:44

[@lettuce01]

it's really not if you've been on the internet in the past few months.

[@winstonmcelwain9789]

Please make sure Chloe knows that she makes these videos so much funnier. All of the edits have me dying

[@kathaai]

he can never get another editor ever again it would only taint her legacy

[@PutridPehnis]

It is said that to this day, Sophie is still connected to her smart fridge

[@cheebok]

the smart fridge is connected to her

[@SolstaceWinters]

Just the the [ _KZbin_ ] ham! Get it out of the way!

[@Hamza2_7272]

@@cheebok she's one with the fridge

[@cheebok]

@@Hamza2_7272 if only there was less ham…

[@Hamza2_7272]

@@cheebok the world isnt ready for sophie's internet connection with zero ham

[@pacocheung1864]

RT has acquired a new nickname in pride month....... "The Town Straight"

[@FeeshUnofficial]

They used to call him the town straight back in pride month

[@hp22h78]

"They used to call me the Straight King back in college"

[@NachtAsile]

For some reason, even THAT doesn't sound very straight lmao

[@Hamza2_7272]

@@NachtAsile RT gives me vibes of the straightest gay man ever so it checks out

[@NachtAsile]

@@Hamza2_7272 so.. flamboyant? 🤣

[@rubysmasherwaitwhat6456]

No way another crossover with 🅱️in 🅱️en 🅱️ose!

[@alexsiemers7898]

And shen🅱️ai

[@sonarchy5158]

And Mscu🅱️cake

[@user-gg3yj5yj1y]

And RT🅱️aming

[@hoodiesticks]

Playing Su🅱️er Mario Par🅱️y

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

i can see black boxes in the spacing what

[@horkah6966]

RT is the exact opposite of the gay friend that gets invited to the girls sleepover

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

The straight friend that gets invited to the gay sleepover so they can bully him

[@Hamza2_7272]

@@woooooooooooooooooooooooo i've never related to a statement more before in my life

[@flarthemself]

@@Hamza2_7272loser, imagine being a straight cis male, couldn’t relate

[@anastascius]

It’s James from Derry Girls

[@tay8824]

It kills me how happy RT sounds when he says "Oh, my chat calls me piss drinker too!"

[@sethweinrich9544]

This was one hell of a crossover, like holy crap. Also given Rin's joint 2nd in the Mario Kart tournament, her PC dying right after, getting smacked in Doki's WWE tournament, and now her revenge on Dan completely backfiring, can we call her Lin Lenlose for all the L's she's taken?

[@mk_gamíng0609]

To be fair Rin did the best out of everyone in the Mario kart tournie in total Rin issue was that she was targeted after the first round and that probably through her off even in the Final round she was still being targeted over Meica who was the clear winner at that point

[@doggo6661]

she is THE girl failure afterall

[@blarg2429]

Is "Lenlose" meant to rhyme with "Penrose" or do we pronounce the 2nd syllable as "lose"?

[@sethweinrich9544]

​@@blarg2429 I pronounced the second syllable as lose since lose being there works quite well with the name change joke overall.

[@KitKitsuneVixen]

she's not rinning the competitions :(

[@lazarusmekhane439]

This Mario Party game wasn't miserable. It was a Shakespearean tragedy. You'd think it couldn't get worse, and yet it does.

[@SWProductions100]

In their plots against RT, the schemers only hurt themselves, sending their most dedicated prince spiraling towards the bottom. Truly a tale of irony and tragedy

[@pilarwolf8818]

Nobody plays Mario Party and expects to emerge with their friendships intact

[@jimbojigs368]

Friendship ended, relationship started.

[@__TK___]

The friendship might’ve cracked but a good one will heal

[@nataliefleming3630]

Rt really taking his tweet "im gunna play with women even more... get rekt" to heart and i love it

[@kathaai]

what's the context for this, were people hating that he collabs with women 😭

[@kukui79]

​@@kathaai Yeah, the last time he played with a group of all women some idiot on Twitter made a big stink out of it and that was his response lmao

[@shadowldrago]

@@kukui79I respect his commitment to the bit.

[@tweetugwe1270]

RT being based as always.

[@SillySkull]

@@kukui79 twitter being misogynistic, who would’ve known

[@mikeangelobonvalencia8934]

RT "Token Staight Male/ Village Heterosexual" Game

[@stefschouwenaars9562]

You can't spell straight without RT

[@drxtale9446]

@@stefschouwenaars9562as well as *Heterosexual*

[@Traubenbecher]

Leave it to Nintendo Switch Online™ (available now for 3.99 a month!) to create time paradoxes and discovering multiple alternative universes

[@ashrowan2143]

That happens at least once a session anytime I do things online in pokemon. We'll be challenging something together and then halfway through someones connection to server glitches and suddenly they are in a separate continuity

[@lylatfox4]

To be fair, it was all rins fault

[@novameowww]

@@ashrowan2143 lore accurate online multiplayer

[@evilderpydeer]

Dan looks like he's gonna push ren off the cloud like a cat.

[@alyx5491]

You know how Jerma is a magnet for the LGBTQ whilst being a straight cis-man. I think RT might have a simular effect.

[@loftwingheropon2743]

Proton jon too Is in that league.

[@TLNT2103-zg3sb]

@@loftwingheropon2743 Legitimate question: Who for Jon's case?

[@loftwingheropon2743]

@@TLNT2103-zg3sb I dont think its a specific youtuber more so the community he has gathered around his twitch channel.

[@ShockingPikachu]

Lgbt likes chaos. It's in our bones

[@dhampir_days]

I think it's an Irish thing too, I'm Irish and I have a friend who is a magnet for queer people everywhere. like 90% of his friends are queer. I think it comes from the fact both him and RTGame are relatively calm in manner but also chaotic in action and don't feel the need to be all macho

[@avalecto]

"I'm the token straight male" WRONG you are IRISH

[@SkyP9812]

Lmao

[@mint7442]

The I in LGBTQI+

[@SkyP9812]

@@mint7442 The A stands for Algerian

[@ryanstrider8655]

I can't believe RT did during pride month. AND during pride month

[@Ellisepha]

The connection will never recover from this!

[@generallyunimportant]

this sounds like a jackbox prompt "i can't believe RT did BLANK during pride month"

[@Abbys_Labs]

You know RT is the Token Straight Guy because he picked Mario in Mario Party.

[@whizzermania]

dan being paired with sophie, shen, and rin is one of the chaotic collabs i’ve ever seen on this channel. im sending thoughts and prayers.

[@slwrabbits]

I seriously thought there were at least six people talking. Maybe eight.

[@azuquirtle]

I can't believe he managed to fit the entire spectrum of sexuality into one game of Mario Party

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

RT is the local straight man.

[@BitzyFin]

For a straight man, Dan sure got youtubed in the youtube this session

[@generallyunimportant]

god i wish that were me

[@HazeEmry]

​@@generallyunimportantdude, same

[@Dxm2000andNinju]

"Happy Pride... *specifically* to Luigi." Ah, I see you, too, have experienced twitter and/or tumblr xD

[@2000-very-small-ants]

aka: dan being bullied for being straight for 33 minutes

[@bongibot1104]

If i was dan id become homophobic. My rampage and vengeance would be truly nefarious... And on PRIDE MONTH JUST TO REALLY BE EVIL

[@hisupwassup]

dan getting bullied for 33 minutes *straight*

[@bongibot1104]

@@hisupwassup 🤯

[@Maniacman2030]

Gods this is why I hate pride month. Don't you guys have like 100 other days during the year as well? Talk about attention starved.

[@Leech-Kisser07]

​@@Maniacman2030unfathomably bad take

[@redberrryblast]

This week on The Girls, The Gays, and Daniel:

[@ashleylightheart126]

as a non straight and cis, I'm really proud of RT for having the courage to come out as straight and cis. We desperately need more straight and cis streamers.

[@daranyillh6446]

You can tell it's a good game of Mario Party when someone says "I hate you" on the first minigame

[@tritondemius3723]

Chloe has really been kicking it up a notch. I appreciate the quality for the memes

[@randorider4447]

I assume ahead of time now, that Dan was in extreme pain, considering rin is involved, and got irrationally angry

[@willie4888]

chloe being able to edit this in less than 3 days is incredible.

[@n0hbdy363]

I’m sorry, Dan, but to escape the torment that is being straight you must kiss Mario directly on the lips. Give him a big ol’ smooch below his stache. Don’t think about it, there’s no time.

[@gigginoxplayer]

This was both incredibly funny because of how perfect everything panned out, and also horribly unfun to watch because Dan’s pain was so real it bled into me through sheer empathy alone

[@girlykyuu1185]

SAME

[@jungtothehuimang]

Absolutely love that Dan's heterosexuality broke the stream right off, incredible. The destruction of heterosexuality knows no bounds.

[@MadameTeqi]

If you're queer. June is pride month. If you're neither queer or an ally, it's wrath month. This checks. (Joking ofc)

[@hp22h78]

Damn heteronormative Dan!/j

[@jungtothehuimang]

@@hp22h78 if only he would choose to be gay he would be good at Mario party games smh 😩😩😩 /j

[@TheFirstCurse1]

If you think about it the insanely large majority of things done by Humans have been done by straight people (gay people are a small minority) and that includes the evil things. So yes, technically heterosexuality is a plague. I am a wind of destruction!

[@CodexIon112]

love how everyone eventually have their own youtube censor

[@RadioRez]

Each day, RT sees how far he can push Chole before she says no to an edit

[@darienb1127]

RT is the straight friend who gets invited to Girls Night™ because he can help carry things.

[@chedzeesheeda1019]

Can’t spell HRT without RT either. During Pride Month.

[@Raphael_27]

Dan and the Female Gay-ze

[@catalyst539]

Rin’s ace but otherwise that’s hilarious

[@lishishur293]

​@catalyst539 Are the other 2 lesbians? Like is RT actually the only straight one there lol?

[@kirbypopstarian1198]

​@@lishishur293shen is bi, unsure about the other two :p

[@Raphael_27]

@@kirbypopstarian1198 cupcake is a lesbian if I'm not wrong.

[@Failedlegend]

I really enjoyed the avatar popping in on the side it was cute...and occasionally disturbing ;p

[@travisnakahira7320]

Shen Rin and MisCupcake slowly breakdown the Physique of an old man on the internet

[@flibberfrogman5508]

...did you mean psyche?

[@HazeEmry]

​@@flibberfrogman5508 was just about to say LMAO

[@X-SPONGED]

7:10 tfw your ping is so unbearably high you create a separate timeline of the online match you're currently playing

[@hp22h78]

RTGame and 3 people who'd murder him in his sleep collab. Love it.

[@bkuras]

8:25 Ah yes my favourite ABBA song, "The winner gets the fridge".

[@CR1MSONACE]

RT is straight (laugh) (Cast conjure Garlic Bread)

[@HazeEmry]

Did someone say garlic bread? 👀

[@aturchomicz821]

Good one💀

[@DParkerNunya]

*begins casting Destroy Universe as a ritual*

[@mk4-matt6290]

Happy to see RT representing us token male heterosexuals among a pack of wild lesbians DURING PRIDE MONTH, godspeed soldier.

[@Streetcleanergaming]

As an ultrakill user, this feeling is consistent they are after me, and don't even get me started on how it is right now. I am in danger even for even speaking.

[@appleseed2976]

Rin is ace

[@keystone5750]

So proud of RT for coming out as the token straight. Us Dire Straights need to stick together.

[@keystone5750]

i've never listened to the band btw

[@HazeEmry]

​@@keystone5750 Sultans of Swing is a great song for a first time listener imo

[@libertyprime3827]

I cannot express how satisfying it was to see Rin lose after how much she tried to sabotage our boy. Thank you for championing us oppressed straights during these dark times RT.

[@GTAVictor9128]

And the funny thing is, she could've secured a better finish if she chose to steal a star from another player, yet her hyper-fixation on sabotaging RT by every means possible meant that Dan was left with nothing to lose and everything to gamble for.

[@skywoofyt5375]

@@GTAVictor9128 He's truly a gambling man.

[@smallkidneyjoe4046]

skippin straight to wrath month this year i see

[@bbqtime5735]

skipping WHAT to wrath month?

[@iconofthicc6086]

can’t wait for greed month

[@loftwingheropon2743]

Gluttony month is going to be rough.

[@HazeEmry]

Mmmm Lust month

[@Flareguy]

I’m looking forward to envy month

[@goonballoon]

ringus tingus game is my favourite heterosexual male

[@tetrisnstuff8881]

goose

[@InchonDM]

I would like you to know that KZbin offered me the option to "Translate to English" this post, and all it did was take the U out of favourite.

[@generallyunimportant]

@@InchonDM oh so it just translated it into american

[@bearoace3278]

@@InchonDMIt saw your announcement and decided it wasn’t even gonna remove the u anymore

[@Netbug009]

RT really made sure to commit to the "token straight guy" bit by also picking the token straight guy character

[@spookidraw2436]

"we go to granpa RT's house and play some epic pranks on him, you won't believe the end" kind of squad

[@WorlderAsh]

Dan is a stronger man than me cause I don't even think I would've finished the game if everything that happened to him happened to me

[@skywoofyt5375]

Dan is a really strong person, i would not have a stable sanity after everything he's gone through LMFAO.

[@mothlure]

i probably would have been gone by either the golden pipe or the first boo

[@loftwingheropon2743]

I'm almost convinced that Shen would not have won if they didn't all gang up on Dan, the game would probably have been much closer between the 4 of them and a much more interesting game than what ended up happening. Honestly Dan managing to almost win with his final duel was extremely impressive, he got bullied throughout the whole game yet had a legitimate chance of winning if the bonus stars were more in his favour, so props to him for persisting and almost pulling it off.

[@HazeEmry]

​@@loftwingheropon2743 I truly believe it's the only way someone other than Dan could win at Mario Party *the lads Mario Party flashback*

[@gamingwithyoty7725]

100%, I'd just hang up the call and walk away tbh

[@lixx1706]

I love my token straight content creator! in all seriousness thanks for the fun content and welcoming channel (plz more Shenpai content you guys are so funny together)

[@Clementinewoofwoof]

We love the chaotic lesbian in the party

[@tusk9687]

which one

[@tricksterzyro3230]

Sorry, which one?

[@chrisgarrett6305]

@@tricksterzyro3230rt

[@solDelta]

You're going to need to narrow that down

[@misamagica]

Can't tell who you mean here

[@drvinylscratch1936]

Dan was the one nerdy kid who was friends and respected by the girls in high school and you just go 'how the fuck did he' and in reality he was the only dude who wasnt thirsting over a bunch of women

[@gamingwithyoty7725]

ah yes, "respected"

[@playlistss4953]

Shenpai and Rin Penrose in the same video? It's like the stars aligning in a lab, you never expected for them to be mixed together but the result is fantastic

[@Molten_Anarchist]

I love how RT is still branching out to other content creators to play with... even if I might never watch the other people he plays with, they're nice to see :D

[@notloopers1110]

this somehow is the most aggresive ive seen a mario party game get, and that's a record and a half

[@LinkTheHero]

Remember, Nintendo online is a paid service.

[@NickMario1]

IT IS???

[@LinkTheHero]

@@NickMario1 Yep. With various pricing plans too. Looks like the most basic one is $20 USD a year

[@apexkonchu2234]

The lag here was Rin's fault though. It was fine after she fixed her connection.

[@LinkTheHero]

@@apexkonchu2234 I commented too early into the video

[@rileyfairfull2548]

It can't be that bad... The video:

[@harrrisondesmangles8420]

"One must imagine Sisyphus as partying". Sums up the whole video

[@LicheyLost]

This felt more like a game a Hitman than Mario Party, three people trying the're hardest to absolutely drive RT into a grave

[@notpup2008]

had internet issues while watching this ! hat's off to rt, he really knows how to make a video so immersive!

[@olimagmoli]

30:33 AVENTURINE REFERENCE I SEE YOU SHEN

[@skyethenerd1054]

The hsr character..? Edit: i saw the aventurine reference but i think ur timestamp is wrong lol

[@olimagmoli]

@@skyethenerd1054 YOU WERE CORRECT THANKS

[@reagansido5823]

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Nintendo Switch Online" (click) Door is locked.

[@fernando4959]

RT winning might be peak but placing 3rd above Rin is still Cinema

[@MaoMaster69]

when i read the title, i thought "oh, they're gonna sabotage each other the entire way!" I did not expect that the sabotage started at nintendo

[@uwillbeefound6439]

The cloud with all the little icons on it is still so cute to me like they're just hanging out.

[@puggss]

I can tell Cloé had lots of fun editing this lol

[@theminecraft4202]

Ah yes RT and 3 antagonists

[@ZizZap4]

You can't spell powertools without RT.

[@HazeEmry]

Nor HRT

[@PumpkinDesuga]

It’s always a fun time when an Irish guy plays Mario Party IRL

[@allenellisdewitt]

I'm glad you had fun, but I fucking hate it when my friends would do that, pick on someone just for the sake of picking on them. Sucked the fun right out of it. :/

[@CHESShireCat]

Ok so it takes three people to have it out for him to counteract RT’s natural luck

[@bl4cksp1d3r]

Thank you Chloe for the edits you've put in, that was amazingly entertaining

[@fireeye6762]

I honestly felt really bad for RT in this video

[@Foxexar]

lmao she absolutely BUTCHERED that missipipi joke. hahahahaha its funnier this way holy crap

[@MelancholicSeraph]

You and Rin have such goofy sibling energy.

[@TheGasmaskEnby]

watching a shen vod and then hearing shen here made me so confused lmao

[@belg4r489]

Always glad to see you play with Rin! You guys have a great vibe!

[@gamingwithyoty7725]

30 minute documentary of the first true victim of heterophobia

[@TheOnlyOrk]

oh my god there IS an RT in both straight and yoghurt. how deep does this rabbits hole go

[@zinc2982]

We love Shen in this household

[@KitKitsuneVixen]

yeah she's a gem

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

There is one constant in the universe: Rin will lose. Eve during Pride month.

[@ReiseOW]

the amount of work Cloé puts into these edits is truly incredible, so much respect

[@rhphoenix5]

33 mins of dan being bullied for being straight LMAO

[@elijahkeay3906]

9:50 was a SPOT on impression of those types of videos holy shit - That was so good it sounded edited

[@johnb3587]

an irish man, an irish woman, a british noble and a german disaster walk into a bar

[@brianlombardi6850]

You guys have such an amazing group dynamic, I love watching these kinds of videos