Huh. No ads? "I need a place just for my BDSM toys." _...okay now I know why there are no ads_
@pylesjellydonut77853 жыл бұрын
How does this comment have no replies
@dianbee3 жыл бұрын
How does this comment have one reply
@pylesjellydonut77853 жыл бұрын
How does this have 2 replies
@squiddler77313 жыл бұрын
Oh baby a triple
@croquemaster3143 жыл бұрын
How does this comment have 3 replies
@luiszero28284 жыл бұрын
This game is where people get their GoFundMe Ideas
@hsuanne11064 жыл бұрын
O
@Xipheria4 жыл бұрын
LuisZerooo
@Leetgrain4 жыл бұрын
I don't see insulin anywhere in the video :(
@jaykirkham50904 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna crowd fund for the cock-b-gone, pls donate
@philipmaclean15604 жыл бұрын
or kickstarter ideas
@Jamsy10004 жыл бұрын
“Why has he got 4 legs?” “Those aren’t his legs”
@dokudenpa14 жыл бұрын
😳
@Ze_eT4 жыл бұрын
😳
@roonosciroon83414 жыл бұрын
😳
@YT-ps1wt4 жыл бұрын
😳
@ericmartuscelli61054 жыл бұрын
😳
@spectacularspaghetti18494 жыл бұрын
I like the concept of "BAN", might just invest in that
@kedarunzi91394 жыл бұрын
If only you could do that in real life too
@sovietdz154 жыл бұрын
@@kedarunzi9139 What if god was the moderator and death was just a perma ban
@thatoneguy95824 жыл бұрын
lamara fellouah God mutes people by fucking crippling them
@kedarunzi91394 жыл бұрын
@@sovietdz15 damn he be releasing the new corona ban wave then
@DonutMaster564 жыл бұрын
I personally want the throat enlargement the most
@gollygod96874 жыл бұрын
i had gotten to know the side of TK where he enjoys killing us in dumb ways on the minecraft server, but i never knew the side of him where he was too innocent to know that that man did not, in fact, have 4 legs...
@rbbaking35304 жыл бұрын
One more like and we’re there boys
@tEnpEng4 жыл бұрын
but, but... it wasn't him :,(
@gollygod96874 жыл бұрын
elemenope it was TK that asked why does he have 4 legs tho...
@tEnpEng4 жыл бұрын
@@gollygod9687 somehow i took it as RT instead of TK >_>
@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun4 жыл бұрын
EA is taking our money again on the new Italy game, *I won't pay for the Mafia and Pizza Time DLC*
@MM-ps3ps4 жыл бұрын
Just get the Covid19 DLC, it's free
@hoovyzepoot4 жыл бұрын
Yes you will.
@mowloughtheawesome77354 жыл бұрын
M M Purple Haze
@needn57964 жыл бұрын
@@MM-ps3ps it's a pain to uninstall tho, renders the game unplayable for maybe months
@griffinrails4 жыл бұрын
The Sicily DLC has part of the Mafia DLC in it, best bang for your buck.
@Gardivanyth4 жыл бұрын
One time my friend created an invention called “grow”. The picture was just the word “big.” Needless to say, we just repeated the phrase “grow big” for months on end. Feel like you’re too short? Just grow big. Eediot.
@maahowl76084 жыл бұрын
It's so obvious that it's a wonder no one has thought of this before.
@lordspoon6354 жыл бұрын
Grow big
@SephDark184 жыл бұрын
Make a pitch using “grow big” but for people who think they’re too tall.
@blobvisfan6664 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the inspiration. I'm currently getting a patent for another ingenious, truly inspiring quote: "shrink small".
@Gardivanyth4 жыл бұрын
I better get a cut of your profits
@ChristopherMoom4 жыл бұрын
Finally, some products that are *_fun_* for the whole family! (Definition of fun may or may not be overly suggestive)
@francescodegregorio28244 жыл бұрын
Dude you're basically the heir to Justin Y's throne
@TheoMogura4 жыл бұрын
Jordan Cambridge finish what you started and just invite the whole town over
@francescodegregorio28244 жыл бұрын
@The main cause of warps in all of reality most likely
@teedeegremlin4 жыл бұрын
Invite the whole damn country at this point.
@dogwithabeard26124 жыл бұрын
Cock-B-Gone
@onlyghxst044 жыл бұрын
I get a lot of ads for this brand of men's body soap (for some reason) and on this video, it gave me one from the same company, but the narrator had an Irish accent and the soap was "irish cream and whiskey" scented. When I tell you I WHEEZED.
@djfebrezee4 жыл бұрын
Is it the fucking Dr. Squatch soap ads? I'm getting a lot of them too, for some reason.
@bbqbunger23504 жыл бұрын
YoUr NoT a DiSh, YoUr A mAn!
@mr.bobcyndaquil42144 жыл бұрын
How dare they insult my mother! That soap is one of the only things I have left to remember her by.
@xavis76174 жыл бұрын
@@onlyghxst04 Why don't you like sharing what you season your dinner with?
@onlyghxst044 жыл бұрын
@@xavis7617 Idk man, people have told me it tastes kinda weird, so I'm a little defensive about it.
@jennifer__e4 жыл бұрын
disappointed the toy boy didn’t have every toy used on him like a breathing toy rack
@skeetsmcgrew32824 жыл бұрын
I think he was attempting to make it monitizable on KZbin lol
@jennifer__e4 жыл бұрын
Skeets McGrew disappointed nonetheless
@austin5034 жыл бұрын
These ideas were so great that my parents started clapping from their room
@samsemy68254 жыл бұрын
... Even at the wrestling part?
@skeetsmcgrew32824 жыл бұрын
How fast was the clapping? Was it more like a metronome than normal clapping?
@gildedsquid11533 жыл бұрын
*what body part did the clapping come from?*
@ms.fukawa-hanamura37542 жыл бұрын
@gildedsquid they were using teamwork to clap together :D
@brandongreenland96324 жыл бұрын
2:29 Nobody made the best option: *Big Tiddy Moth GF*
@LieutenantAmerica4 жыл бұрын
You. You understand.
@brandongreenland96324 жыл бұрын
LieutenantAmerica Thank you comrade.
@-voiddemoni-92433 жыл бұрын
@@brandongreenland9632 R A D I E N C E
@poggersuni96373 жыл бұрын
what about **Build-a-Bitch**
@Dusk_Shade Жыл бұрын
@@-voiddemoni-9243 */ ambient buildup followed by extremely holy screech \*
@stephenmemelord23034 жыл бұрын
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo...
@firockfinion33264 жыл бұрын
Dad after driving his car through the wall straight into the master bedroom: *"HONEY I'M HOME!"*
@HoneydewBeach4 жыл бұрын
Testi tracker: exists Normal people: Who would ever need this? My dog:
@meatshield_4 жыл бұрын
The baby box reminds me of the small feet thing that used to go on in China. Small feet are beautiful, so to keep them small, wrap your daughter's feet up so they can't grow anymore and the only issues that come from it are massive deformities like having your toes be fused to the bottom of your foot!
@bobblebardsley4 жыл бұрын
0:43 A product that combines French cheese with cocaine should surely be called a Coke Monsieur...
@theduck39614 жыл бұрын
Everybody after they get a puppy: **the thumbnail**
@robynbruns19494 жыл бұрын
just AMAB trans people too
@mapper5344 жыл бұрын
D I C C U S D E L Y E E T U S
@frankyhorn24754 жыл бұрын
Morty, where are my balls, Morty?
@polgara8884 жыл бұрын
My dumbass brain thought you meant the owners were using the Cock-B-Gone on themselves cause they got a puppy
@iheartkiecats4 жыл бұрын
2:38 “there’s nothing more manly than A MAN”
@bakerthompson97474 жыл бұрын
Ancient Greece
@wallywallendo3 жыл бұрын
@@bakerthompson9747 was waiting to find this comment!
@ДвухцветныйКуст3 жыл бұрын
I love how he just constantly apologizes to his mom but THIS TIME she's gonna be proud
@Red-4104 жыл бұрын
"A sock and vaseline has been funded" - RT Daniel Game 2020
@TheShipMaster4 жыл бұрын
“the baby box” also known as “Bonsai Baby”
@eX1st41324 жыл бұрын
i thought of this exact same thing independent of you epic gamer stunted baby growth time
@naufalap4 жыл бұрын
I've read this hentai
@ScientistCat4 жыл бұрын
Bonsaby?
@theaviator40314 жыл бұрын
The Baby box, "Just bonsai the fucker!"
@tigzee274 жыл бұрын
4 seconds in and its BDSM... We're in for a good one lads.
@johnreeves36244 жыл бұрын
The Baby Box has already been done in real life, BF Skinner wants to know your location lmao
@realFlamefamm4 жыл бұрын
Here in Scotland, the Scottish government gives out free baby boxes lol
@mr.bobcyndaquil42143 жыл бұрын
@@realFlamefamm I'm scared to ask
@eveakane65634 жыл бұрын
RT is the type of person to create a doomsday device that plays Country Roads.
@xavis76174 жыл бұрын
He has and it's called himself.
@stompyfeet4084 жыл бұрын
Problem: "My baby grows too fast!" Solution 1: Call SCP containment! Solution 2: Make a new one! I hate everything I just said.
@SmonkTheGreat4 жыл бұрын
Isn't the baby technically a keter class SCP because it exponentially grows which will eventually make a big mass of biomass that has a big enough gravitational pull to end the universe. But eh that's just me speculation, dont take any of this as fact.
@Ze_eT3 жыл бұрын
@@SmonkTheGreat Just use the Cock-B-Gone to save everyone from the Baby.
@rubywest51662 жыл бұрын
Me: Blender
@dankerbooper Жыл бұрын
@@SmonkTheGreat There actually is an scp that is literally a baby that wouldn't stop growing. At one point it ended up stuck in the walls and in the end it caused the house to collapse, killing her mom.
@thereverbix90294 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, go to Italy for French Cheese (and cocaine). Why didn't I think of that?
@temporaneo6174 жыл бұрын
LIMITED OFFER! *Get yourself a free stock of Coronavirus!* This limited offer will last until the 3rd of April
@wallywallendo3 жыл бұрын
Mix both into, cocaine cheese
@Ragachagel4 жыл бұрын
I think I had a prompt on this one time that went "I'm having a problem talking to my WIFE" and I invented "Try talking to her!" and the tagline was "Because conversations with people help fix things". This game has its moments, unlike Joke Boat.
@veethebeaniest Жыл бұрын
Get a blueberry!
@DrakonBlake Жыл бұрын
@@veethebeaniestGet a blueberry!
@lucabralia51254 жыл бұрын
"it's France but a bit south" Italian rage intensifies
@paleiosaur4 жыл бұрын
I've been watching too much Carson. I'm not used to people actually _trying_ on this game.
@nakedstatue85173 жыл бұрын
ew
@paleiosaur3 жыл бұрын
@@nakedstatue8517 what?
@user-jj7uc9gg7b3 жыл бұрын
@@paleiosaur I think they’re saying ‘ew’ because of the latest controversy with him, even though this comment was clearly made 10 months ago when no one knew what had happened yet.
@paleiosaur3 жыл бұрын
@@user-jj7uc9gg7b ohhh right. yeah, i don't watch him anymore anyway
@aaaa-eb6pi4 жыл бұрын
Oh, you know it's going to be good when a mention of BDSM is the first thing on the screen. Not trying to imply anything...
@michaelkaram4674 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite jackbox game my best memory from it with my friends was this, Problem: "I don't want to go to school tomorrow" My friends solution: "The No School Machine" he drew a gun
@angry_koifish66214 жыл бұрын
These Harry Potter spells are getting out of hand
@ToasterBath4 жыл бұрын
Gamerzon: *Can't lose in COD when theres nobody to lose to!*
@gse_panda13164 жыл бұрын
I just realized all the invention drawings are on a napkin
@RealCat2224 жыл бұрын
5:17 Ak-47: "It can't grow fast if it's dead!"
@sunshinier4044 жыл бұрын
Now this, this is the family friendly content I subscribed for.
@alessiomorchi36584 жыл бұрын
How do I turn off the mafia DLC from my Italy?
@distorting4 жыл бұрын
You have to install the Germany dlc, but be warned, if you get the Japan dlc as well, you will be paying for not only the Japan dlc, but the America dlc. The America dlc sucks. And it ruins your game. Hope that helped.
@mr.bobcyndaquil42144 жыл бұрын
Perhaps the Years of Lead game pack could help you
@awesomegaymer57864 жыл бұрын
@@distorting true but without the American dlc the German dlc is absolute hell
@giovannieich74874 жыл бұрын
By the way, the Germany DLC is about half as expensive if you don’t purchase Berlin with it.
@inyoface054 жыл бұрын
"Cock-Be-Gone" I would imagine it's just one of those big paper cutters with the board.
@hannahcostanzo74884 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@0va.exdee_3354 жыл бұрын
A tiny guillotine
@inyoface054 жыл бұрын
@@NerfPlayeR135 "But with your help we can better our business for those in need of a quick, painless release of their genitals. If you do support our business, you'll be given a limited edition cutting board for your efforts."
@aquivan25643 жыл бұрын
Alternatively for the wrestling sounds: The Door Disintegrator! You disintegrate their door, catch them, strike a deal, and then they do what they’re doing but quietly!
@bugbear2357 Жыл бұрын
7:13 I think they call that bottom surgery
@nekole Жыл бұрын
wake up babe new bottom surgery dropped.
@williamhiegel27564 жыл бұрын
7:11 great number of audience members for such a great prompt
@sevvierterasu3334 жыл бұрын
7:32 i would make a joke but im just gonna cut it off here... Imma leave now-
@GardenofSomething4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, Baby Box is an actual thing. This priest basically fosters or down right adopts the children that mothers can't take care of for multiple reasons. It's quite sweet but some businesses don't and they have their reasons. But the man is doing a sweet thing for those children instead of them being abandoned.
@niazu57354 жыл бұрын
1:58 dude misses the chance to call it TestiCalls
@Aster-ORIME4 жыл бұрын
I'm Italian and we bought the Mafia dlc, lemme tell you, not worth it Could not uninstall and kinda fucked up the south do not recommend 0/10 ign
@TheLoneRipper14 жыл бұрын
2:51 dammit RT, I'm in school, why you gotta show that
@skeetsmcgrew32824 жыл бұрын
Study ya damn kid
@Ramash4404 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised nobody suggested a referee for the problem of "bedroom wrestling", or alcohol to make the baby stop growing.
@StickMaster5004 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for the Kickstarter to go live for probably one of the best trade deals in the history of trade deals, maybe ever!
@TF2CrunchyFrog4 жыл бұрын
3:01 Someone has read too many Team Fortress 2 comics, it seems, and wants to marry the man(n)liest man(n) of all: Saxton Hale, director of Mann Co. Inc.: He is so manly, he jumps from planes without a parachute, punches out a crocodile in mid-air and surfs it down to the ground, Ace-Rimmer-style. He is so manly, his glorious moustache alone can kill a man. He is so Australian, his chest hair has the shape of Australia!
@Oofy4 жыл бұрын
*_fun for ALL the family_* (apart from if you are part Wooloo; that will not be tolerated)
@Gnoml_4 жыл бұрын
1:03 Michael Reeves will be filing a law suit
@laurendyer28384 жыл бұрын
The Jackbox community have a very twisted idea of fun. This is why there are two Trivia Murder Party games guys. They were made for us
@krimson83174 жыл бұрын
0:29 French 0:37 Crippling 0:42 Italy 0:51 Mafia IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE
@50shadesof_jamesgray3 жыл бұрын
2:54 would of been perfect is someone said "that's actually his third leg"
@carolina95174 жыл бұрын
0:30 got me dying😂😂😭
@presofcamelot4 жыл бұрын
"Tired of people staring at your Glorious Gluteus Maximus? Introducing: *The Flashbang!* Just pull the pin and Chuck it their direction!" *WARNING: SPLASH DAMAGE*
@NintendoNerd644 жыл бұрын
I love the cock-b-gone! Sometimes, I have too many chickens, and the cock-b-gone fixes that right up!
@barrylird4 жыл бұрын
6:31 jake Gyllenhaal and heath ledger in “brokeback mountain”
@TanwenPaladin4 жыл бұрын
RT's 'nooo' at 2:32 is the best thing I heared all day
@mr.meloetta19394 жыл бұрын
When will the Toy Boy be available on the RT merch store?
@pineappleproductions16964 жыл бұрын
Next december
@darienb11274 жыл бұрын
I still think the best idea thay ever came from this idea was from TheRunawayGuys. Massae made an invention called "Stop Talking" and the image flips over and it's just a handgun.
@saladar19584 жыл бұрын
Problem: "I hate talking during the sounds of wrestling in my moms room" Solution: video recorder "Becuase director commentary Sucks"
@Banana_boat4 жыл бұрын
*I hate talking during THE SOUNDS OF WRESTLING IN MY MOMS ROOM!* Here's the solution, dramatic life ruining. Kick down the door and shout *PLAYER 3 HAS ENTERED THE GAME!*
@Scooty_4 жыл бұрын
Oh no.
@sovietdz154 жыл бұрын
@@Scooty_ Oh yes.
@theanxiousenby92802 жыл бұрын
7:11 new bottom surgery just dropped
@ItzMoonii Жыл бұрын
"Presenting the AK-47!" " *Get a new one.* " I'm actually wheezing 😂
@mrgungus4 жыл бұрын
this is the hardest i’ve laughed in years, thank you rt
@iceninja19973 жыл бұрын
8:30 This sounds like an actual product lmao
@mrthomasvision1404 жыл бұрын
We made terrible inventions in the Jackpot Party Pack. Terrible inventions such as ‘Italy’.
@everest70633 жыл бұрын
5:30 i was expecting a coffin
@funkykong27764 жыл бұрын
"the sex bomb" TOM JONES *NO*
@Sneakiestkills2 жыл бұрын
Dude: Makes joke about dad coming home early. Everyone: ...... RT: Makes same joke Everyone: HAHAHA!
@insertobligatoryreferenceh489 Жыл бұрын
Execution is key.
@Rojo75004 жыл бұрын
I laughed so fucking hard This is why RT is one of my favorite youtubers
@cdot89943 жыл бұрын
When I saw the baby problem popped up the first thing I thought was just, "brick" cause I was told as a kid they would stop my growing by placing one on my head XD
@icepotato69944 жыл бұрын
8:50 it shouldve been called "the feedback"
@megadude9674 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping someone would pitch divorce. "Mom and Dad keeping you up with all that wrestling? Well do I have the solution!"
@ramen_kirby Жыл бұрын
New bottom surgery just dropped
@X-SPONGED3 жыл бұрын
"Italy has been funded !" Mussolini after he got into the tri parte pact
@baguettiregretti19613 жыл бұрын
5:27 should've been some microwave oven
@squibkanotty992 ай бұрын
I really thought cock b gone was gonna be some doofinshmirtz style raygun, but no, it was a knife
@thatperson6564 жыл бұрын
1:11 ya know michael reeves made an electronic dabber so like this pitch was already fufilled
@Antipurr4 жыл бұрын
Funniest part of this video was to watch the viewer count slowly go down
@generictimestamperstupendi90214 жыл бұрын
0:35 just ITALY 0:58 had push to talk shi- 2:11 BUT WHAT WAS THE F U TENCENT FOR!?!!?? 2:30 ONE I HAD AND TURNED DOWN! 3:35 freshest humanmeat- imean.... 4:00 a stolen idea! 5:06 reminds me of Chilleds "the bachelor" invention 6:23 can i have "choking on gay cowboy nuts" as a soundbyte please? 9:04 and 9:21 "great minds think alike" 9:28 like the car just drives INTO the house
@hynekspacek93254 жыл бұрын
Irish butter strikes again >.
@captainbongo49654 жыл бұрын
When the question was "I hate talking when my MOM IS WRESTLING" they listed ideas that tried to get rid of the wrestling when really they wanted to hear them wrestling and not talking TAKE THAT RT *mic drop
@professorunitato4 жыл бұрын
A big missed opportunity for crack and cheese. Italy is still pretty good tho
@deafsquid6978 Жыл бұрын
Honestly all these problems could be solved with poison gass
@babyragegekyume41324 жыл бұрын
Every time 69 was on counter 0:10 1:02 1:26 4:14 4:32 5:55 6:06 8:25 8:56 9:22 9:48 (set playing speed to 0.25)
@sethwhalen56194 жыл бұрын
Thank
@DeadAndAliveCat4 жыл бұрын
Baby Rage Gekyume ayy humor for retards, welcome to KZbin comments
@Yesso_real4 жыл бұрын
this was the first jackbox and RT stream i ever watched, and i couldn’t have asked for better
@V_SABITRON4 жыл бұрын
2:51 i looked at that man and simply said "Carne"
@amsie024 жыл бұрын
This is so fecking cursed and I love it
@hypix10564 жыл бұрын
0:40 golden wind in a nutshell
@blizzard2508-k7n4 жыл бұрын
I hate talking during THE SOUNDS OF WRESTLING IN MY MOMS ROOM! Introducing to you, the sound catalyst! *Shows picture of grenade* Simply pull the pin and throw it into your mom's room, and the sound catalyst works magic! The sound catalyst rapidly speeds up the production of sound with one quick BOOM so that all of the sound energy has been used up, and can no longer make sound! Finally you can talk with your fellow tiktokkers in peace. The sound catalyst: one big boom is all you need!
@medb19964 жыл бұрын
this is just that one scene from the santa clause
@lolololololutrythcfy4 жыл бұрын
the way i snorted when rt presented the sock and vaseline
@violet_silly99294 жыл бұрын
7:14 as a trans girl, please give
@letmeacepls4 жыл бұрын
Gay
@snaggel4 жыл бұрын
@@letmeacepls shut up nerd
@letmeacepls4 жыл бұрын
@@snaggel it was satire
@eliasb.54004 жыл бұрын
this thread is gold
@JulianBo1884 жыл бұрын
pls gibsmedat
@Fchy00063 жыл бұрын
With a thumbnail like this, I’m surprised this hasn’t been taken down by KZbin