RTP (Royal Treatment Plant) - Funky (2005)

Claw managed to get in contact with last.fm user “artstorm” who used to own the EP but still had to the song files, including a full copy of “Funky”.
Solved by presveva (OP) and sveta.
presveva submitted an audio sample that sounded a lot like RTP and another user found out it meant Royal Treatment Plant. sveta went to discogs and started searching through their discography and found out their 5th demo album was literally called "Funky". sveta researched them through KZbin and found out that one of their videos had a similar live cheer to the song. In Google, they started searching through pages of "funky.mp3" and found it.
- Links -
Full EP: • Royal Treatment Plant ...
Drummer's Page w/ Song (incomplete): www.katiedrummer.com/audio.php
Band's Discogs Page: www.discogs.com/es/artist/215...
Formerly Unidentified Snippets: • [SOLVED: RTP - Funky] ...
• [🐱SOLVED] Royal Treatm...
Lyrics:
Girl you should be over this
No time for playing games with little wicked boys
A special look a quick eat smile, an eye brow says his ready and I just can’t run a mile
Pick your feet up you’re so funky
Using words like missy baby play me
Funky
You’re way up high and boy don’t you know it
You think that dance floor wears your name
Dance floor wears his name
If I took a pill and looked at you
I wouldn’t stand a chance I’ll stick to drinking
I’m kind of glad you didn’t call
You’re not that bright but boy, Einstein didn’t look like you
Pick you’re feet up you’re so funky
Using words like missy baby play me,
Funky
You’re way up high and boy don’t you know it
You think that dance floor wears your name
Dance floor wears his name
I’ve forgotten all the other boys
I wrote the sad songs about
I can’t quite remember how hard I fell last time
You’ve anaethatized my brain
To past and future pain
Cause you’re so funky
Using words like missy baby play me
Funky
You’re right up high and boy don’t you know it
You think that dance floors wears your name
Dance floor wears his name
And so I took that pill
And boy you were a thrill
Da da da-da, dada etc.
And I didn’t quite believe
You said you wouldn’t mess with me
But I knew better, I knew better I knew better
Cause you’re so funky
Using words like missy baby play me
Funky
You’re way up high and boy don’t you know it
You think that dance floors wears your name
Dance floor wears his name
And so I took that pill
And boy you were a thrill
Da da da-da, dada etc.
And I didn’t quite believe
You said you wouldn’t mess with me
But I knew better, I knew better
I knew better, better, better, better, better.

[@VisualConfusion]

Listen to the full EP here (thanks to artstorm and Claw once again): kzbin.info/www/bejne/b6fZfZd3p9p_oNUsi=o_tEPhvHATDGbakd

[@deletdis6173]

Kick ass

[@deletdis6173]

I didnt even have my bell on, i just got a feeling in my gut that it came out

[@classicalmusic9466]

i saw your other comment lol

[@apupper.9283]

I saw the title a while ago and thought “all these trolls are getting to my head” but I decided to click on it anyway and wow, I was dancing.

[@aribot15]

THIS SONG GOES SO HARD OMG

[@MaybeTophat]

HOLY SHIT WE GOT THE FULL VERSION

[@enragedbear]

this girl has a cool voice

[@inukoinu.k9]

IM SO GLAD IT WAS FOUND.... EKT, YOURE NEXT >:)

[@redactedmemories]

honestly i dont think ekt exists or will be found

[@cillshot99]

"ekt is next!" - 🤓

[@PR1NCESS_P0SSUM]

ekt is unlikely to be found in the next 3-6 years

[@weirdohmm]

EKT IS VERY RARE TO FIND

[@Soda27650]

We will never find it, because it was on tv, it was most likely a commercial, And commercials before the 2000s aren’t saved/preserved a lot of the time. That’s why lost media like encarnacion bechaves is never found.

[@Firefly_105]

OH MY GOD. I was showing my best friend lost songs that I loved and talking about how frustrating it was and I searched for this one and JUST SAW IT HAD BEEN SOLVED. Its so so so good!!!! Definitely one of my favorite songs!!! As someone in these comments said, EKT is next!!! Edit: Now that EKT is found my life is complete :)

[@repplayz65]

Sad lost wave fact: Tension rising in the air is most likely never getting found. It has only had a few leads during its near 20 year search.

[@Firefly_105]

Aw :( But we can always hope!@@repplayz65

[@RaphIsStillASmark]

I mean.. I don't think it was next, but it was found...

[@Firefly_105]

WAIT WAIT WAIT, EKT WAS FOUND? Or did I misunderstand? Hold on I gotta google that omg if its real-@@RaphIsStillASmark

[@repplayz65]

he was right 💀

[@jennydeaf9O9]

lostwave : *finds the band that made TDFWHN after a decade and a half of searching* RTP : "hey guys, thanks for finding us. byeeeeeeee." *disappears back into the bushes* lostwave : "but...but...where's the rest of the song?!" /: RTP : "i said bye."

[@boyfriendfunkindrawz]

lostwave: fine, I'll just do it myself

[@perdrohenrique5058]

Lostwave: **finds it cutely**

[@JayK47a]

Tdfwhn ?? 😅

[@HexiVFX]

the dance floor was his name@@JayK47a

[@vanillaflavoredtears]

THE OUTRO IS SO GOOD OMGGG

[@deletdis6173]

2:27 unreal

[@sofiaflorina]

How do you know?

[@cornyloser69]

@@sofiaflorinathey’re saying it goes so hard it sounds unreal

[@rubylovesdex]

"Alternative universe my ass"

[@mobgamer6346]

Oh wow, I didn’t know this was found only 2 days after my birthday. I guess it was a late birthday gift, because I wanted this to be found. :D

[@siIIycidal]

Happy late birthday!!

[@Queen_Vibri]

RTP be droppin the hardest shit ever

[@perdrohenrique5058]

Big W to the community

[@Upbeat_Low2509]

Props to Claw!

[@TheGaslightDistrict]

^w^

[@perdrohenrique5058]

A huge W to The dude who found it

[@Fourrandomidiots]

So glad this song was found it’s so good

[@jouken1douji]

Her voice is so good oh my god i love this music so much

[@retrojupiterr]

still listen to this every day 😂 (let me out)

[@fingerr.]

Reason why I turned the notification bell on!!

[@a6solutesilver]

FOUND ITTTTTT, FINALLY!!!!! Sounds so good, as expected.

[@itspronouncedkale]

i have a new favorite band lets goooo

[@60s70s.Loverr]

So glad the full is found!

[@SheilaMailenMolina-xn4ub]

OMGGGG I LOVE THE FULL VERSION 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@MrPillowStudios]

I thought they did not finish the song and had to come back together to finish the song, BUT I was wrong I guess...

[@JQQ9]

YESSS FULL VERSION YAYYY

[@Tomodachifan4life]

This piece of lost media became my favourite song ever

[@Remydapoop]

ITS SO GOOD

[@Remydapoop]

I LOVE IT

[@theinternetofficer6594]

no fucking way

[@deletdis6173]

I said the same thing I feel like I'm dreaming

[@wittykittywoes]

awesome!

[@quartzphoon]

we finally have peak

[@cornyloser69]

need this on spotify

[@catsboxesyt]

OMG AAAAAAAA I'M SO GLAD THIS WA FOUNDDD

[@Binary3310]

THIS GOES TOO HARD RAHHHHHHHHHH

[@guesty3dhbj]

lets go, we found it

[@ari31173]

Is this on Spotify??

[@devnickk]

finally !!

[@asc11T0ast3r]

YESSSS BEST SONG YES

[@jrfinch1778]

LETS GOOO

[@tornadodee148]

why does this remind me SO much of Rupa and the April Fishes??

[@mitos1199]

YO LET'S GOOOO

[@Lostmagicalthings]

Nice!

[@sofiaflorina]

Finally the full version of Funky, where did you get this if I may know?

[@Kalanisbetterthanbrooke222]

Claw found the full song and uploaded it on youtube so I assume he downloaded it and reposted it

[@TheJRSensei]

Thia song is fire!

[@Remydapoop]

OMG

[@morriepop]

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

[@alfredoyelisa]

Gano el arte

[@rrosemaryyy]

YASS

[@apupper.9283]

I DID NOT EVEN RELISE WE GOT THE ENDING!!!

[@SethAshcraft]

I didn't know this was found

[@Remydapoop]

YESYEYSYEYSYSYSYSYSYDYS

[@Someone_1219]

Dance floor wears his name!

[@jaynemurphy-sv7fk]

0:43

[@deletdis6173]

Joly shkt

[@loriblue179]

3:04 I'M DEAD So it really is "missy" not "kiss me"...

[@2zk7]

She's saying "Using words like missy baby play me funky"

[@kittenraiin27]

i wish this was on apple music istg 😔

[@weezertard008]

You can download it into an mp3 file by copying the video’s link and putting it into a KZbin to MP3 converter ! You can even listen to it without wifi :)

[@I1uca3]

Lost in the code is an odd title digital girl makes so much more sense

[@_aidens.pajamas]

on funky?

[@murdercheeseandflamingunic7168]

Can you cover "Blood Red Shoes?" Its a song that is in really bad quality made probably by Blood Red shoes, but I still cannot find the same song or beat by the band. I can try to provide the link in my replies, but it might not work.

[@egghamsil]

link?

[@jonacoproduction3513]

I found the link kzbin.info/www/bejne/haK1nISne82BidUsi=B8Dn0qAb6v9PLhNA

[@murdercheeseandflamingunic7168]

@@egghamsil KZbin wont let me comment the link so I split off a letter kzbin.info/www/bejne/haK1nISne82BidUsi=mbnkYQR_8f8ShMa T

[@murdercheeseandflamingunic7168]

@@egghamsil it wont send I'll try to butcher up the link so KZbin actually sends it

[@egghamsil]

@@murdercheeseandflamingunic7168 ok..

[@mattheuszwart8103]

Bbbb bbb bb

[@thauacosta-mu7fc]

another lostwave found

[@lenbonbsides]

Pop-Punk burlesque Joanna Newsom

[@oscarpro8349]

And still no EKT (everyone knows that) Good luck trying to find something on a rabbit hole, where you cannot escape unless y'all stop being "sarcastic" about possible leads, after all, every support is good right? So then why wouldn't y'all learn from this.

[@lakelakelakelakelake]

"how can i make this about ekt?"

[@azurepaler]

lol it was found today, it's from an adult film

[@jupitersplanetarium]

FOUND!!! Ulterior Motives by Christopher Saint Booth :)

[@alfredoyelisa]

Porn movie from the 80's Lmao

[@fourstones1860]

Shouldve stayed lost 🔥🔥🔥

[@deezaster3364]

this is so fucking good

[@cornyloser69]

lyrics I should be over this No time for playin' games With little wicked boys Special lookin' wicked smile And Ida says hes ready But I just can't run him out Babe pick me up, you're so funny Using words like "kiss me baby", "play me", "fuck me" You’re way up high and why don't you know it You'd think that dancefloor was a name Dancefloor was his name If i took a pill and looked at you I wouldn't stand a chance I'll stick to drinking