[ASMR] Obnoxious Security Guard (This'll give you Triggers)

[@Jack10158]

Fred: Hey can you get me a cup of tea please Me: Sure Fred: Oh and *EXECUTE ORDER 66* Me: What Fred: What

[@Lamb666]

Oh No, My Beans woosh

[@jadennbarnn9346]

@@Lamb666 no its actually woosh to you. He was making a sex joke about the number 69 because fred is hot

[@barberman1087]

@@jadennbarnn9346 xD

[@surperdurper]

You dont have the sub count bub

[@ruckersaito596]

Lamb Choppy r/wooooosh

[@schokokeks1620]

1:28 ,,One more thing: Execute Order 66 - Over now''😂😂

[@piech8716]

No, Execute order 227

[@HiramVelt]

HAHAHAHAH

[@ramm3905]

hello there

[@kendrickmccomb4268]

I was laughing out loud for several minutes lol didn’t see that coming at all haha

[@shadowwolfasmr7168]

He says “over and out” but yeah I liked the Star Wars reference 😂

[@TongueDrumJourney]

Awesome idea Fred! You've mastered the art of being hilarious and relaxing at the same time!

[@RudyG18881]

is that the arkham sanitarium that he's guarding?

[@Firstname..Lastname]

D.E.R.D another patient of the sanitarium I see. You must have traveled through the rift leading to this place. We must get you back to Arkham. It’s Margaret’s garden for you tonight

[@someperson3601]

Tongue Drum Journey YOU ARE EVERYWHERE

[@vinnyfarrington8628]

Great video d you are a lot inspiration

[@fatjuicytaco]

D.E.R.D He guards the sacred stash of E.R.’s never ending supply of video ideas.

[@Mtthw.]

*Circle time* Therapist - So what’s your name and what’s your occupation? *Looks at Fred* Fred - Well, ya see, I cut hair, tattooist, I’m a Sith Lord, Jedi, movie ticket salesman a chef. Anything else? Fred - Oh yeah I’m a part time mechanic. Therapist - Mechanic? Fred - Yeah i work on intergalactic robots. Therapist - Ahh ok, I see Radios in - *Security we’ve got a crazy one again* *Fred shows up dressed as security* Fred - Did I mention I’m also a security guard? Therapist - Oh dear god please no

[@sohstp]

_Mtthew_ he was probably the therapist too

[@hotheadedmax9961]

Wubbed Not probably he *WAS* the therapist

[@Neremik]

i laughed hard at this

[@federicobellavista634]

Plot twist: Fred is also the therapist.

[@benchristoff7533]

_Mtthew_ 😂

[@PKsoldier45]

In the future fred has masterd cloning he has made an army of freds to help the world relax here at one of the many new ASMR conventions the clones run security keeping all safe and relaxed

[@FredsVoice]

They are immensely superior to droids

[@QuillASMR]

Some say as they walk into the battlefield, with a menacingly powerful, deep but relaxing tone, a voicing echo can be heard from afar of a million Fred soldiers reciting the ASMR national anthem of "......Hello there.......and welcome........"

[@PKsoldier45]

It was said during the ASMR clone wars the Tingbottem droids faced the clone freds in all out relaxation the droids were advance but the clones had cunning and soothing voices. It was said general REG insulted so many driods on their style that they would all flee before him fearing losing repuation.

[@lazylasagna5181]

the Fred's with their overwhelming power of ASMR went around the galaxy liberating planet by planet until one day the droids employed planes now the Fred's being as powerful as they are fought hard but no matter how relaxing their voices were it just couldn't compete to the immense noise that was omitted from these planes and thus the once great Fred army was gone, wiped from existence.

[@ichio3560]

Clone army AkA Tajuu Kage Bunshin No Justu

[@dawno.]

Fred: *Star Wars reference in a non-Star-Wars-related video* Me: A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@coltonketter9346]

He also said “Hello there”

[@a6m576]

@@coltonketter9346 GENERAL KENOBI, YOU ARE A BOLD ONE

[@obi-wankenobi8444]

Hello there

[@sindraygd7787]

*"Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete."*

[@TippyTappyASMR]

I've never seen anyone else use a touch app for ASMR like that before Fred... Impressive, most impressive.

[@shadowwolfasmr7168]

Tippy Tappy ASMR what’s a touch app?

[@TippyTappyASMR]

ShadowWolf ASMR 33:58 not sure what the app is actually called 😅

[@saxust]

Tippy Tappy ASMR by

[@Mibris]

You are everywhere before 5 minutes I left you a sub because I saw you under another video xD

[@doubleacoarnaud9280]

Could you do an Indiana Jones style roleplay?

[@hugoandersson2872]

High hopes

[@addatproxer6158]

That would be Amazing

[@callmezeldaonemoartime]

Double A & co Arnaud Thor Jones: The Temple of Tingles

[@dawno.]

You got a heart from Fred. I think, that's a good sign.

[@doubleacoarnaud9280]

@@dawno. I hope so x)

[@GhostlyDilemma]

TIMESTAMPS (copied from Description) FOR MOBILE USERS: 00:00-01:33 - Earpiece triggers 01:33-09:00 - Friendly Compliments 09:00-18:11 - Pad & Pencil Sounds/Examination 18:11-24:47 - Light Following 24:47-28:20 - Measuring you 28:20-30:20 - Finger Fluttering 30:20-END - iPad Sleep Visuals/asmr convention admittance

[@skillettoast7676]

Emma even thought they are copied which I thank you for they tune stamps that Fred put are complete bs

[@nilshennig7814]

"One more thing... EXECUTE ORDER 66"

[@Skyrunner210]

It will be done...

[@OGSinisterPotato]

@Oh No, My Beans - AYYYY HAHAHA THAT'S A SEX NUMBER HOLY SHIT AHHHHHH PMSL

[@princevegeta7906]

66th like

[@samcartridge4506]

It will be done my Lord

[@eden0565]

What name is that lol

[@ComicBookASMR]

The voice on your walkie talkie was very well done. It was almost unrecognizable!

[@cftyftyufyfuyfty]

I thought it was Matt?

[@pineapple1858]

Poor guy had to talk to security for 40 min, let him into the club already

[@ladypalerider]

"What do they look like?" "Distasteful." *Fred looking directly at me*

[@loluktpolluk2317]

Class: *quiet Me: 10:18

[@deenythemeany]

Same

[@ladypalerider]

Hahahahaha

[@douglaslandrum5727]

LoLuK TPOLLUK Games same tho😂

[@zachthomas4859]

Every time it's quite

[@Godfather-ox9bw]

i'm sure you did it with the same face ... :)

[@Kyuubi451]

Wait...is that FredJoker on the other end of the walkie-talkie? O_O

[@cheykesegames]

I thought so too

[@Angellarocque85]

Sounds like it

[@QuillASMR]

I thought it was Dr T ASMR LOL

[@DwightLivesMatter]

I didn't really hear it or notice much until reading. It spoiled it for me.

[@ASMR-pm7ht]

Kyuubi451 omg

[@mrunderconfident478]

My man known as the Rude English Gentleman has gone into security. Perfect fit for keeping out the riff raff and I for one am glad our host has gone to such lengths to care for their clientele.

[@Caxaho]

In my opinion, this is your best roleplay since the Joker roleplays! I didn't think you could top those haha. Keep up the good work Fred! :)

[@QuillASMR]

Fred: "Do you know where you were trying to walk into?" Me (not expecting be correct): Diagon Ally? Fred: (immediate response) Diagon Ally? That's a funny joke." Me: ......O_O

[@chinmuandingguite1738]

Astericks boi here i see OwO

[@QuillASMR]

@@chinmuandingguite1738 oh yeah

[@straphupjay5597]

Oh yeah yeah,yeah yeah

[@rulanashbury5779]

Gets a few likes, think they're a sensation.

[@QuillASMR]

@@rulanashbury5779 Reads a comment, decides to be a dick about it

[@robthecommentor6940]

Plot Twist: there is no Security Guard at the ASMR Convention. and Fred isn't at his Booth 👀

[@athan_valentine]

Plotter Twister: There is no ASMR Convention

[@heyitsharu7832]

Plottest twistest: Fred is the ASMR convention

[@cryingwolf8270]

OMG!!!!!!!!!

[@JoelitoStriker]

Plotest To the Plotest to the Twisted Twisting: Fred is a Federal

[@lllololhehe4032]

I didn't know Thor was an undercover ASMR Security Guard.

[@ASMR-pm7ht]

lllolol hehe When saving the world is not getting paid well

[@S-CB-SL-Animations]

I'M WHEEZING RN!!! 😂😂😂

[@mustafam3285]

This joke was so original! What are you guys, tourists?

[@LichaRozeleOfficial]

lllolol hehe lol haha

[@HugejuicySmey]

🤷🏻‍♂️

[@offthehookinsanity1447]

Definitely one of my favorites all time role roleplays now. Fred is hella funny, creative, and relaxing. 💯

[@Silkie_Dragon]

Damn a 40 min asmr vid with a 2000+ views and not a single dislike. Must be because your likability shines through even your grumpiest personas😋😝

[@asstroeongdong-min1709]

SaintSanity also he is literally Thor

[@rissarae3]

Me: *waves hand* "you do not need to see my identification" 😆😆😆

[@huxxdejaneiro2395]

i’ve never seen an awesome idea like this you are amazing and you have so much imagination and crativity ! you have the best ideas

[@CookiesDC]

I figured out that you can skip forward in the vid to watch the ads then restart the video and you won’t get ads

[@urielgonzalez900]

But he needs that ad revenue

[@raspberry8865]

Master Jedi yeah that’s why you skip through the video the first time, watch all the ads, and then go back to watch the whole thing again stress-free because there won’t be any ads

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

Or get KZbin Red :)

[@choosnau]

No duuuur

[@mrbungnuggets1417]

Nobody tell him

[@stolasgoetia93]

Light triggers are the ones that always nake me most sleepy. There is something about seeing the light on the screen that makes me instantly sleepy.

[@Sushitrashbruh]

Papa Fred. We need a Shrek role play ASMR please. Jeez. 150 likes. Thanks errbody. The people have spoken papa Fred.

[@motodrive7121]

Celik Guler shrek😆👍

[@Sushitrashbruh]

@@motodrive7121 imagine the possibilities

[@dlwaiwai1064]

Yeah for real

[@burntskittle7993]

ThIs iS tHe PaRT WhERe You RUn awAy

[@God-qv4vf]

Only a jojo thing

[@TheOnePurpleGuy]

I guess these pesky Jedi are dead now?

[@asmrpianotingles9550]

The security guard has a Mary Poppins tape measure 😂

[@ericaleslie257]

How can you tell??!!

[@jamesmorris4530]

Great idea with the iPad. It’s nice to see asmrtists that try new things instead of rotating through haircuts, close shaves, and cranial never exams.

[@datboi2250]

When he put on the second glove, I thought immidiately: Oh no. A cavity check.

[@melo1990]

I really hope he does a sequel to this, this one is amazing ❤

[@jordan95hd83]

Up to now, you've mastered all of your roleplays, Fred! Absolutely amazing! I loved this so freakin' much! So creative! 💕

[@182Rose]

This is amazing!! I wish it could really exist an ASMR convention! With things like this video!! It would be heaven 💕💕💕💕

[@childgummer8812]

0:23 Ah General Kenobi

[@varvarad9145]

The widest variety of triggers of all sorts combined so effortlessly and in such an settle manner! It’s brilliant, how tastefully they intertwine! Amazing job, Fred! Keep it going!🤩🤤👽🙌🏼👏🏼

[@alyssagroot9292]

Thank you Fred! You always know when to post these!!! I'm having an awful day and definitely need these tingles! You're the best :D

[@DevonnDeLong]

An ASMR convention would actually be like the coolest thing ever

[@ericcastillo592]

He's a Security Guard you don't want mess with 💪🏻

[@TranquillShot]

The "Tranquil Knights of Sleep" sounds like a kickass fireteam... brilliant idea Fred!

[@cazz22]

One Word: Underrated

[@dylanzufall]

BIG CHUNGUS Two Words: Two Words

[@martinsanchezdeharo203]

Mate your voice and the quotes is the best part of the day

[@JesusCervantes-vl4mb]

I was trying to access the ASMR building but fell asleep by the security guard 😂

[@bumblebeeb-1278]

I swear every time he says “Hello there”, chills straight down my spine.

[@cjsmr9751]

HUGH JACKMAN TOOK FIRST I TAKE SECOND

[@ROOKllE]

You're 3rd

[@DwightLivesMatter]

The Dark Prince Y'all are geniuses...

[@mmj-qv4sq]

🤦‍♀️

[@cjsmr9751]

Ronin IMPOSSIBLEE REEEE

[@ROOKllE]

@@cjsmr9751 REEEEE

[@BunnyAce]

i've watched so many asmr videos, countless of them even but this is actually my single preferred one, love it !

[@RealNomadicus]

Mission Failed, "We'll Get 'Em Next Time"

[@sonjarosy]

The quality of the camera and the lighting itself gives me tingles!

[@langston8000]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly... He EXECUTE ORDER SIXTY SICCS

[@S-CB-SL-Animations]

HeyItzLangston 😂😂😂

[@TrexdudeDoesGamin]

i don't get how you can find this funny, you must lack basic human intelligence

[@langston8000]

Mother Of he’s actually at the peak of human intelligence... also finding something funny doesn’t take intelligence...

[@TrexdudeDoesGamin]

@@langston8000 You clearly are at the bottom of the human intelligence chain, and yes, finding something funny does require intelligence; you need a certain level of understanding of the subject, and/or logic to discern whether the joke makes sense. After extensive thought I have discerned that you, and the maker of this joke, are stupid as fuck.

[@langston8000]

Mother Of Your point is valid, I’ll give you that... but, what you are forgetting to realize is that it is joke and jokes aren’t meant for everyone. This joke in particular, you did not seem to enjoy, I get that. Everyone has a different sense of humor, but I didn’t see a reason for you to say I’m unintelligent when you could have literally just read the joke and kept scrolling down the comment section.

[@CubeJello]

Love these videos Fred, I’m usually studying every Sunday so it’s great to watch these to relax!

[@austinsheffield5158]

30 seconds in and I have tingles!!! Thanks Fred

[@SeekingASMR]

Your dedication to asmr is amazing and you are probably my biggest inspiration in the community! idk if I will ever reach your expertise but one cant aspire.. Keep it up you are obviously an exceptional and one of a kind creator =)

[@GanjaMash]

When you watch Paul Blart Mall cop for the first time and wanna be mall security

[@StevenBurd4]

Nothing better than getting a free 40 min tingle check down before the ASMR convention 🥳👍🏻

[@gadielzepeda68]

Me: (Pissed off at Him) Who do you think you are Fred: "Pulls Out Stormbreaker" Me: Reeeeeeeeeee

[@dylanjanssen9627]

@@zacharypatti6914 The stormbreaker is Thor's Battle Axe from Infinity War

[@v1tr1us2]

First time viewer here, haven’t had tingles in a few months. That radio conversation in the beginning was a trigger I didn’t know I had. New sub.

[@daisyw8506]

I was there just casually falling asleep then this bloody ad just went YOGHURT, BUY THE YOGHURT GIVE US YOUR MONEY, YOUR GOOD SWEET MONEY FOR YOGHURT *WHATS THE POINT OF ADS IN ASMR VIDEOS?!?!*

[@Haviair9951]

Money? Asmrtists gotta get paid somehow

[@claudiaturunen2572]

Perfection! So many tingles... I don't know how I lived without your videos! New suscriber... thank you for your work! Hugs from México!

[@doctorqrow3452]

Alternate Title: "Security Gaurd with the Sixth Sense Foils your Assassination Attempt"

[@reginakey8794]

I love Fred's ability to make you tingling, while he's interrogateing you

[@meliodis1872]

Video idea: 42 minutes of Fred saying hello there 100 different ways.

[@conelrad22]

Search Hello There Spa.

[@lancelot8258]

I’ve listened to so much Asmr I can’t go to sleep now 😁 but I still get tingles edit: I get a ton of tingles

[@sharkyles1592]

OH MY GOD FRED 😂😂😂 that's the most gratest idea on ASMR video ever 😂😂 nice trigers btw

[@youngsinatra1]

Feels like it’s straight out of a movie, I love it!!

[@unicorn21686]

Ooh great video so far Fred! Whats the app you used on the pad?

[@Oliver123150]

1:28 LOOOOOL caught me massively by surprise, thank you so much Thor/Emperor/'Fred'.

[@Giganotti]

Deckard Cain ASMR would be awesome

[@Aaron-we9nz]

*Sniff Sniff* Diablo? Yas

[@PuffySofty]

Stay awhile and listen

[@NirNaethCZ]

So many memories.......

[@Aaron-we9nz]

@@PuffySofty omg i knew it xD but i skipped all ._. lul

[@niyu4218]

Your voice is amazing for asmr 🙂 thank you for sharing with us, needed this today ❤️

[@rhodamyersparker5006]

Grabs camera in the middle and screams THE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN!?

[@laxcpd]

"REZNOV IS DEAD MASON!"

[@frankilopez1394]

You are the best at roleplays! This was such a great video. Thank you so much for making such great content! Love you ❤😘😍

[@cwm5051]

You have detained me for 40 minutes Fred I WANT TO GET INTO THE LEGO CLUB ALREADY *"execute order 66"* o_o

[@cringetea3329]

I've seen how worked up and angry you get when trying to give us the perfect sleep sensation you've got a lot of patience for continuing, thanks for this dude❤

[@lcd130]

just the thunbnail pic gave me tingles

[@JayTee95]

25:35 -- the deceitful liar part made me laugh out loud 😂😂😂

[@violent93]

Wow now I can tell my friends Thor’s secret job is being a security guard. Lol.

[@Perktube1]

Phenomenal. The security guard is the perfect character for rude politeness. Many tingles ensue.

[@Jivyachi]

Love how he said "execute order 66" xD

[@rain0450]

I could listen to an entire video of the radio/earpiece trigger 😴💗

[@shirinlautner3383]

Can you do a military role play please? A friendly marine lance corporal speaking to his favorite private

[@dougyfresh3756]

I've watched this video at least 12 times now. The tingles are insane. Thanks again my friend Fred!

[@deadchannel2137]

0:06 OFFICER: And just where do you think you are going ME:Listing your tingles OFFICER: *DOES PISTOL TINGLES* edit:10 likes wow

[@_B.C.H_]

More like 18 likes

[@kewvix518]

Very good asmr , it really helped me sleep

[@_superintendent]

You look similar... oh yes, The Mighty Thor himself!

[@chilllzoneee]

Sprinkles of humor, great acting and amazing asmr - top notch 🎧👌

[@smn2642]

Nice!

[@darkrinshade4363]

Omfg I've watched this 12 times over the past month and I just barely was awake enough to hear the order 66!

[@Giganotti]

Hello there

[@schwarzyfication]

You have your own unique style of roleplays which is something I've never seen on other channels...I can tell you put efforts and love to do it. PS: the asmr convention would be a dream for all of us I think!😉😊

[@mustangGTO20]

Full body tingles 🤪

[@siegeunit9081]

Finally an ASMR that i can have for the night after high school and taking care of my young cat.

[@jemzomaclain]

No way in hell I'm gonna argue with the god of thunder

[@hamburger5331]

NOOBMASTER69

[@ippomakunouchi901]

I love it when every time he brought us a new thing. He is so perfect ☺️

[@HappyTrees]

You should do a video as an Airport security guard, and do an AMSR style cavity search.

[@cristyally]

Every character you portray is so damn good! Nice job Fred

[@dylanjames3506]

You sounded like Thor when you said "Where do you think you're going"

[@ignorantcookie1734]

This is actually pretty dope especially because you went all out for this 👍

[@RandomVideoCollectionRVC]

Security Guard? Nah, it's *Tingle Guard!* 😉

[@Lisa-ek3xn]

When your teacher tells you to stop clicking your pen 10:23

[@Teddy_y]

I'm just seeing Thor trying really hard to do roleplay

[@goblingunk_]

Absolutely primo, Fred. Your rude series is always super tingly and amazing. Thank you for all your work, my friend. 👾