Rude Knight Collecting Tribute for Thou King [ASMR]

[@leonardchurch814]

I’m just imagining someone behind Fred clapping together two halves of a coconut to make the horse sounds.

[@lindathetford3776]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@candice1888]

He's the knight that didn't appear in the film

[@alexanderturner7940]

"Your Mother was a Hamster, and your Father smelt of Elderberries!"

[@_JustSomeDude_]

I could see him with his own Patsy

[@ochhinchin8977]

Oh brave sir Robin

[@nigelfoster1246]

Bro not joking, he straight up could play that role in a movie.

[@bluester7177]

Apparently, he is an actor.

[@BigBoss24mgs]

He has had a role as extra Horse man un a movie

[@aboodyabdulqadir5487]

monty python and the searching for the tingles

[@audreys.2229]

Nigel Foster “Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?”

[@gambino1965]

aboody abdulqadir this is one of the greatest comments and nobody even knows it...

[@QueenBee-gi3wu]

Voice: Amazing Looks: Serving Costume: Fantastic Acting skills: Pro level

[@WaterxDragon35]

Hotel: Trivago

[@victor6590]

@@WaterxDragon35 yes!

[@AcornPhantom]

I didn't know he can push asmr to this level.

[@yeraijimenez8481]

​@AcornPhantom i

[@SP-qi8ur]

Grammar: Wanting

[@kaleolll5374]

"My time here is short" Continues to roast my poor ass for 45 minutes

[@spaghettios8768]

kaleol ll I would be scared shit if he was actually like this.

[@Wackaflaka89]

bhaahah

[@sickwitidk1080]

Ahaha so true LOL!!!

[@crownclowncreations]

Anyone else baffled by how perfectly he nailed the movements of being on a horse?

[@guitarfliud10]

CrownClown Creations Honestly, tho 🤣🤣

[@ObviouslyTaxi]

Not really its pretty easy to do Just ride a horse in front of a green screen on a treadmill, smh people are so stupid these days

[@Bunny_sweetheart]

Bro ya I was like "damn dude got this shit down"

[@multidimensionalcenturion9863]

He probably had someone holding a coconut carried by a African swallow.

[@DHU11]

Jake D they said movements not sounds

[@chloset.]

“Being a nobleman and Lord of this area, everything I see in front of me is mine, including yourself.” Is he flirting with me-

[@newtthewizard3942]

chloset no he’s just a slave trader

[@TH3SHUR1F]

Rude Slave Trader Roleplay (ASMR)

[@breathinginsulphurfartingr9964]

Sir Ulrich did ask you to remove his Gauntlets!

[@spencerrosscozzens9667]

Translation... "Your ass is mine."

[@fuego5350]

Shutup Carl We all know you wanted to clap them Cindy cheeks

[@ResidentFemboy]

Plot twist: There were no troops, you just got played like a damn fiddle.

[@ishikawa7077]

Wouldn’t be the first time an npc got me

[@Kinobambino]

@@ishikawa7077 lol

[@jensenfass1688]

At 7:14 , he introduces himself as Ulrich von Liechtenstein, which is the fake name used by Heath Ledger's character in a Knight's Tale (Great film based on the Canterbury Tales). That character is a peasant who pretends to be a knight. We are totally getting scammed.

[@nicole.5346]

Omg😂😂

[@nathanreed7242]

@@jensenfass1688 Yes! I'm glad that I'm not the only one who caught on!

[@fenrirzen]

"hey... you look like Boromir and Faramir brother" "yup, I'm the third brother, Fred" "Fredemir?" "nop, just Fred" "Denethor doesn't love you so much, eh" "that man only loves himself"

[@silviakv]

Yess he looks like thor and faramir

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

“Local Knight takes your money and burns down your village whilst flirting rudely”

[@solus8685]

Sounds like a casual Tuesday evening to me

[@shrekwazowski8199]

Sixty-nein im from Florida so your statement makes sense

[@Aditi77828]

Also happens to be thor

[@kozah9306]

Sixty-nein ofc

[@theotv1647]

This isn’t a Minecraft video

[@baranguvenakturk3570]

nobody: the king: im once again asking for your financial support

[@riot2654]

plot twist : the knight is the disguised king taking money

[@solinvictus2045]

Ck2 in a nutshell

[@EonsEternity]

plot twist: the knight is Thor in disguise, infiltrating the kingdom with the vikings

[@lindsey7951]

If the king is Bernie why doesnt he just break up the banks

[@viperzeno]

Pay up or diced up

[@Cottoncandycorner]

Love the acting

[@Abandon-art]

And the heavy stare while taking coins away

[@aislingedits3274]

He looks like thor and sounds like him

[@22crook22]

get gf gio oil lk

[@adibhifzhan]

@@aislingedits3274 ppvouuouuuguu

[@jamaemaynacino]

@Young Jeez 😅Lmao

[@jedibuscus]

Quarantine must really be getting to me because the way he’s calling me “peasant” is making me feel some sort of way 😳

[@sunshineeee]

GRASS. NOW. OUTSIDE

[@yellow2059]

Bro? 😧

[@SneccTheSnake]

TO THE FOREST, QUICKLY, FOR NATURE IS LOST TO THOSE WHO GIVE INTO DESIRE you are too far gone to simply touch grass, you need to go touch T r e e

[@thedarknutsackreturns431]

I mean Whatever works for you

[@leesimone2]

🤣🤣

[@lightningjimmyjoejohnson8499]

3:40 “My time here is short” Spends more than 40 minutes in the house

[@stevenolaska5260]

Literally npc logic

[@OhKaiizer]

40 mins isnt long

[@POSEANREAL]

Frick, thats a spoiler XD

[@angaso02]

Better than 5 hours lol

[@EonsEternity]

Also stops talking to fiddle with his gauntlets

[@boredboi5390]

You nailed the horse riding motions, looks like this isn’t your first rodeo.

[@Phoenix_cataclysm_in_2040]

My suspicion is that he was riding the mechanical horse here.

[@savageDEMONJ]

Pause 😂

[@boredboi5390]

Savage J _[•The Benevolent One•]_ 😂

[@kaijukingofthemonsters1075]

That's what my girl said before lock down

[@boredboi5390]

Godzilla King of the monsters 😂😂😂

[@braunstein5645]

Me before watching this: ''Hey, can you lend me some money for a snack?'' Me after watching this: ''Mightsth you summon some coin, as i waneth to aquireh a CONSUMABLE?''

[@Jv.3000]

Thy commenter art thou earn thee like that they do requireth

[@EverMoore115]

Ulrik von lickteshtine . Took me a second to remember where I've heard that name before 😂

[@temerodiavolo470]

I was expecting you to say "Hey you, you're finally awake"

[@user-dt6xj7so3b]

LMAOOO WHY IS THIS NOT HIGHER

[@messierschutz8202]

Skyrim is beautiful, he needs to do a jarl balgruuf one, he has the looks and hair

[@jongetitdunn]

Why does that comment get less likes than it needs to!?

[@Southforthewinter]

Too many Zoomers who don’t even know what Skyrim is...they only know battle royales and candy crush

[@tracelawrencex]

You were trying to cross the border right

[@memememe-ew9nr]

Plot twist, he’s actually riding a horse

[@genericguy5998]

Star Girl other people looking out the window “why is he taking a horse into his house”

[@mr.nobody896]

@@genericguy5998 neighbour:why i can hear horse sound

[@Lego003]

Plot twist he’s not

[@darrianweathington1923]

He is from England..

[@musictryout9389]

plot twist: he's riding his horse on a treadmill in front of a green screen

[@wolverking2939]

0:10 me when i was in coma for 2 years and notice im the only mtrfckr left on earth

[@ZzzzzZ.5]

this comment is underrated holy fuck lmao

[@MrGlerb]

The RUDE knight is friendlier than the Perfume Guy

[@MRios1128]

I wonder how silly he felt pretending to ride a horse for 3 minutes 😂

[@iamkyleclimer]

MRios1128 😂

[@dylonj4960]

Exactly what I was thinking! He did it pretty well though

[@Gravvvyyy]

That's was a pretty good 3 minutes. I woulda thought he was actually riding if the background looked clearer

[@aboodyabdulqadir5487]

dude just imagine hentai voice actors

[@aesonone]

he smashed the pretend horse rocking tho

[@silvertigerstipes]

"sir this is a mcdonalds"

[@genericguy5998]

ShadowfromNorth “sir I get your a knight but just please tell my your order there is a line”

[@genericguy5998]

Eustace Humessa or “well of course a peasant like yourself would consume such I wouldn’t even call this food”

[@EdgeOfLight]

😂😂

[@darrencampbell638]

😂

[@Xevida]

@@genericguy5998 Oh god, this could've come from my father.. o.O Scary.

[@axelgustafsson8125]

We just gonna skip the fact he owns an Andúril replica.

[@uh869]

He’s ready to fight Sauron at any time

[@AwfulWeather5684]

Or is it Narsil?

[@mikekeller6274]

He's like I'm right here bitch Name place and time

[@autonomousfortune753]

Is that the clothes he is wearing? Edit: nvm I just looked it up

[@zachonblitz7659]

Yes

[@rageisthenameyeah649]

Okay forget the jokes. Can anyone else see him in like a badass protagonist as a actual knight or something? He's got the build for it and the voice like come on

[@kcrose8607]

"Oh you're not going to help take off my armor?" Me, Drunk at midnight; "I do belive thou ist coming on me hard, good sire!"

[@jacksoncordray1593]

Landon Badour bruh, the fuck do you think that’s gonna do for you? This ain’t the 70s, you don’t just call out random people like that 😂😂 fuckin weirdo

[@Tiram-wk1zm]

@@jacksoncordray1593 simp

[@j.a.m9323]

@@Tiram-wk1zm 😐

[@blankmindtheory3446]

😂😂😂

[@NUCCubus]

@Landon Badour cringe

[@Poketjail]

When you're sick of being called Thor and decide to become Prince Charming from Shrek 2

[@alternifeind15]

Nah he's Sir Ulrich Von Lichtenstein from A Knight's Tale. If you have seen it I would suggest it! It stars Heath Ledger

[@thelonecookie3592]

@@alternifeind15 So many people don't get the name reference... It saddens me so ;-;

[@thealcatrazguy6707]

Bruh did shrek beat the fuck out of fred tho

[@kirkfogg8366]

Shit he became Shrek in human form

[@Stickmonster790]

JAJAJA JAJAJAJA You raffated

[@thanos_8531]

Man when I heard him introduce himself I was instantly taken back to my childhood !! I absolutely LOVE ‘A Knight’s Tale’ !! One of the 🐐 ASMRtists

[@jensenfass1688]

yes, this!!! But also, now I know that he's faking and we're just getting robbed by a guy pretending to be a knight 😂

[@gladiator84576]

So your one of the few who caught that movie reference

[@derykfrank]

The “A Knights Tale” sequel we never knew we needed. This man is truly the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our lord God, the one, the only.... well, you know.

[@sydneyneidigh9381]

Yessssssssssss!!! Literally Health Ledger is so amazing in that movie

[@gladiator84576]

May he rest In peace

[@MrDarkone713]

Fred !!! You've outdid yourself on this one. The movements was exactly like you were on a real horse

[@jamieedinborough5949]

MrDarkone713 outdone

[@Theproclaimed]

MrDarkone713 the landlord is gonna be pissed if he makes a visit

[@skinshowcase7998]

He who plays Skyrim abosrbs the knowledge of the dragons

[@dylxnhvh4266]

Joseph Bj you... that’s... that’s not how it works

[@Ryan-nt4lt]

Outdone

[@uziuzi2495]

The horse riding made me laugh I wasn’t ready for it.😂

[@affyre]

SAME

[@tjmthegreat4009]

Yup same

[@sillferyr4187]

it reminded me of minty python and the search of the holy grail... hilarious stuff!

[@HaIcyonic]

Yo but it was SO GOOD THOUGH?! Like he got the body language down PAT, and his movements changing with the speed, like... so accurate, so well done.

[@IloveSatyrs9191]

Remind me shrek 2 idk why

[@Armored_Lasagna0327]

I love the name you chose. A Knight’s Tale is one of my favorite movies ever

[@adventuredude096]

Everyone: Fred nailed the movement of him being on a horse Me: who said he wasn't actally on a horse

[@riot2654]

Me: watching asmr in bed, chilling Amazon: *A U D I O B O O K S*

[@blasterixx1]

One word: Vanced

[@maxhodge7149]

Ikr

[@weinhard961]

Fun fact: EEeEEeEeEeRreReErEeeE

[@ArcaniaSkypirateDen9516]

Your profile pic is that exact mood.😌👍

[@hannahs8404]

3:28 “You call this a house?” Fred your Lucious Malfoy is showing

[@theamvgirlx]

Hannah S ahaha literally what I thought

[@Afghanistan-fh5km]

...I thought you were referring to Fred Weasley for a second and then I realized...

[@whenlifegivesyoulemons284]

My god your right

[@ArcaniaSkypirateDen9516]

Funny thing is that I just pictured Draco Malfoy saying that exact thing.. LoL 😅

[@ArcaniaSkypirateDen9516]

@@Afghanistan-fh5km Lmfao

[@theloriloshow9190]

Fred: are you not going to take off my armor?! Me: I’ll take off whatever you want me to take off... 🥴🤤🤤🤤

[@MrIdonthaveaniphone]

"my quest is noble, I can tell you more indoors"... "now give me all your gold or I'll burn your house down!"

[@hanaxavier1524]

Watching Fred gallivanting on an imaginary horse really makes me think we’re gonna be alright, you know?

[@victorhenninglintzstergaar9930]

Yes. A reassuring feeling. I don't know why, and I think I might be lying to myself, but there certainly is something.

[@purple2raven012]

Bruh. I feels

[@skellington7d]

What are you talking about? Clearly there's a real live horse just out of frame.

[@truvic5274]

"I wouldnt call it gallivanting, miss." Arthur Morgan voice*

[@bransonpowell7134]

Landlord152 I'm the 420 like

[@anonymousrebel6614]

When Thanos snapped he sent Thor all the way to Camelot.....

[@riot2654]

yeah and now he takes more tribute than needed

[@evanpalmer4893]

No way this guy looks like Thor? What novel and interesting take.

[@dualwieldroxas358]

Tbh, I would 100% read a crossover of Thor and King Arthur

[@kayla3058]

Bruh I was looking for a comment like this

[@gabrielespinola733]

Bruh 😂

[@teenfoe]

Little did he know, he walked right into a sting operation set up by the King himself. Well, he will get to explain everything in the dungeon.

[@JS-zi5hg]

Your videos are so relaxing not just for the audio, but also for your videos and movement

[@dragith7899]

Little does the knight know, I am the king in disguise and he will be executed for disrespect shortly after he leaves

[@Kinobambino]

You dropped this 👑

[@duskthunder9274]

🤴

[@brandonoliver8547]

Or he is a fellow retired knight 😂

[@leesimone2]

That is where I was goingvwith going with it as well!

[@matty_mash]

He looks like boromir and faramir’s third brother

[@xavierturla523]

thankkk u

[@motsovippela8883]

Fredamir

[@jaredwood8163]

Matthew Chang hairamir

[@havingicecream]

Ｏｈ

[@Angie-zk4ei]

I see him more as a Rohirrim, but I see that too

[@serjreina3508]

The sass is real lol. “THIS IS WHAT KNIGHTS WEAR.”

[@jaelynrae5493]

Should be titled "If medieval knights had a GoPro"... 😁 The "horseback" movements were so on point it made me wonder if you were filming on some sort of mechanical ride!

[@mirrormimi]

He looks like a character straight out of a LotR movie. It's not even the armour, it's his face and speech.

[@RTr-nw1fj]

Kinda like a young Boromir or a more blondish Aragorn

[@laszlo7475]

And there is the Anduril in the background.

[@a.katherinesuetterlin3028]

@@RTr-nw1fj One does not simply walk into a prop room and dress like Boromir. 😅😜

[@sibrengroen3994]

He looks like Faramir

[@hannahs8404]

Definitely a solider of Rohan

[@doomtrain7754]

You're like an RPG character with high persuasion and intimidation...

[@jup9618]

and with the jojo blood, doing everything menacinly

[@endousclarifroar3738]

@@jup9618 eyyyyy👉👉. Noice 👌

[@xtfxdarkflame4975]

@@jup9618 KONO DIOOOO GA ;)

[@jup9618]

@@xtfxdarkflame4975 yarou

[@chotrv]

Skyrim players: yes.

[@nicholasbrandon8463]

Ulrich von Liechtenstein was a German poet who wrote stories about knights and noblemen at a time when such stories were very relevant to real life, as it was the Middle Ages, around 1200. I must applaud Fred for all the effort and research he puts into his videos. From his movie role plays to even getting details such as names of historical, cultural and scientific details right. I’ve got to say Fred, you’re probably my favorite ASMRtist yet.

[@MugenHeadNinja]

Fbdddd. Ou u.iutree

[@ceciliacuccolini6821]

10:10 "Everything I see in front of me is mine, including yourself" 😳

[@stainfightingpower9402]

😳

[@pinesy9452]

Really wanted to hear "Oh, you're finally awake" at the beginning there. Edit: wow didnt expect this many likes, uh, hi the people liking this! you want some coffee?

[@Whitemonkey510]

We're all brothers and sisters in binds now.

[@xymyan]

Rorikstead... I´m from Rorikstead...

[@Whitemonkey510]

@@xymyan Damn you Stormcloaks! I would have been half way to hammer fell by now.

[@dabufboi8976]

You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that imperial ambush

[@metaljesus196]

@@dabufboi8976 same as us And that thief over there

[@distressedbagofbeans]

" You could have stolen these things" Ah yes, i stole a wall

[@messierschutz8202]

Yes you built on to it.

[@riot2654]

i have stolen an entire fireplace and house indeed

[@angaso02]

Yup just a couple of them, but just to make a house nothin too fancy, just 16 of them

[@jemzomaclain]

"I snatched the flame right from the kings fireplace"

[@netco4203]

Ah yes I stole these rocks from nature

[@bee8820]

“Sir Ulrich Von Liechtenstein” I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

[@kiyohimeee]

*When Chris Hemsworth become a rude knight and come to collect your coins* Me: "Thor? is you?" Him: [stares you in asgardian language] "I didn't expect you'll recognize me"

[@testedhawk]

"A Local Knight scams you out of all your possessions and never returns."

[@jaynecooney9549]

Sounds like my ex

[@whoskamo8742]

@@jaynecooney9549 sounds like my school

[@jaynecooney9549]

awerange_ I’ll trade my ex for your scool

[@johncampbelltattoos2494]

Gauntlet sounds 3:20 Armor removal 8:56 Pouch crinkling 14:52 Coin clinking 18:40 Donning armor 37:23

[@x_overkll_x507]

This man has to be an actor I swear he’s so good

[@Nagaras777]

Ulrich von Liechtenstein? I see you're a fan of Heath Ledger's Knight's Tale as well.

[@Erizedd]

'Before we begin, I want you to help me take off my armor.' 'M-My Lord, this is all so sudden!' 😳😋

[@akazaynab]

Ikr! Btw is that GD in your profile pic?

[@Erizedd]

@@akazaynab Yep! The one and only 💗

[@akazaynab]

@@Erizedd Nice! Love it he's so handsome ❤

[@laddiemaster7540]

woah

[@s.c.p-0493]

No

[@myg8844]

27:20 that miss made me laugh and i can keep on going back to it

[@tomme6875]

😂😂 I love the way he tried to push it deeper down lol

[@ailospjellok7475]

no joke, scrolling comments, sees this, plans to click on it so i go back up to see what time i am now, 27:24

[@pieterhakim8806]

@@tomme6875 woah woah man chill out that's the most sus thing when you take it out of context

[@tomme6875]

@@pieterhakim8806 hahaha

[@zizi0000]

ВАУ, Я АЖ ПОДАВИЛАСЬ СВОЕЙ СЛЮНОЙ ОТ ВОСТОРГА 😍😍😍😍😍

[@guacguac2208]

Honest to god I loved his movements on the horse. Nailed it my man. Hope you go far.

[@AngelGarcia-ff3zg]

For some reason I was expecting another person to walk in and just say “greetings I’m Geralt of rivia, Witcher”

[@antenorcarvalho5438]

NÃO

[@milk-el8vq]

knight: *sweats*

[@royalmage1931]

Now I wanna see Fred do a proper Gerald roleplay

[@mataco7073]

Me, a noble: is this some kind of peseant joke i am too rich to understand?

[@prophet2.06]

Mataco70 is that a reference to horrible histories?

[@mataco7073]

@@prophet2.06 yes

[@lyingsauce3586]

Me who had a private edu and can spell peasant: is this some sort of peasant joke I'm too rich to understand?

[@lyingsauce3586]

Jk no hate thought it was a good opportunity

[@mataco7073]

@@lyingsauce3586 nah it's fine

[@Scp-dq3ez]

Is no one gonna speak about how thy voice matches perfectly with the time peiriod

[@hs4690]

"Skyrim belongs to the Nords!!!"

[@remi69420]

“Imperials think is all lawless beasts, I am proof of their ignorance.”

[@yusufgungor5978]

'Forgive me, I have not yet introduce yourself' -Fredsvoice 2020

[@toastytoaster7161]

Huh? Did I have a stroke reading this?

[@zareverso1494]

You that read wrong YOU THAT READ WRONG TO

[@junkbot2.1]

COYS!

[@XXVIII28]

"Ah, you, you're finally awake"

[@rikustorm13]

Damn, you beat me to it

[@zekeyeager8176]

XXVlll “You were trying to cross the border right? Same as us, and that thief over there.”

[@millsyguy4719]

Zeke Yeager “Shut Up Back there!”

[@crypticspunk9166]

@@millsyguy4719 "Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us?"

[@motgj]

@@crypticspunk9166 you skipped a little dialog but thats ok

[@m.g.6299]

What an amazing video!!!!!!!!!! Wow!!!! I can watch this forever haha :) Beautiful armor and just absolute perfection being on a horse etc. Bravo!!!!! I literally bow down to you and you can have all my possessions haha For the King!!

[@kevinchenr]

Sir Thor the Knight: "Allow me to relax you there." Me: *vision gets blurry* "Wait, is he choking me?"

[@LachlanMorris]

When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.

[@apatheticallyconcerned6574]

I never!!

[@pootispoot5550]

OH brave, brave, brave, brave, brave sir Robin

[@jerrysullivan5167]

If I remember correctly they ate the minstrels

[@dylanchouinard6141]

Jerry Sullivan and there was much rejoicing

[@BubblesTheBard]

@@dylanchouinard6141 yaaaaaaaay

[@CykaPop]

All i can imagine with this “horse riding” is someone walking behind Fred with the coconuts like in Month Python 😂

[@CheezyGV]

Love the Knights Tale reference! don't see many ppl talking about it here :D

[@dantesparda999]

POV : you are being robbed by a knight who is bullying you

[@jongetitdunn]

Everybody: *Monty Python jokes* Me: Hey, you! You’re finally awake!

[@williampowell533]

Jon GetitDunn stop with the Skyrim jokes

[@shrekwazowski8199]

William Powell why

[@seegurke2319]

The biggest skyrim joke is the New Port that will Come on every next gen

[@SneccTheSnake]

Im extremely surprised there wasn't an asmr pun in the comments "Hey you, you're finally asleep. Caught in that tingle trap, same as us and that subscriber over there.."

[@voxxy2184]

@@williampowell533 RATIO

[@filipvaje4607]

Fred: "You call this a house" Me: Laughs in dwarvish hidden mineshaft "And they call it a house! A HOUSE!"

[@alphariusomegon8211]

This is no house... this is a tomb...

[@ricardotrevinojr1994]

I got Lucius Malfoy vibes lol

[@emina102]

I can't stop imagining some servants just following behind him and clapping two coconuts together

[@godak6666]

When you are hearing a conversation in local chat, remenber always: You're in Life is ASMR.

[@grace.reynolds]

Love how at 1:22 when the horse changes it’s stride slightly, Fred moves to match that.

[@PsYk1K5]

"My name is Sir Ulrich." Me: "*rolls eyes and laughs* awesome reference!!"

[@HighWireDiver]

A Knights Tale. Yes indeed.

[@user-nk6mp7mc5t]

Oh. My. God. It's absolutely amazing! You look like the hero of the lord of the rings.

[@proboscismonkey-1413]

You got my high ass just stuck saying “for the king” 😂

[@theriguy1272]

this should have been called "Knight threatens you to pay protection money."

[@markeral2155]

That's how the medieval mafia works

[@WaterxDragon35]

Yeah, collect tribute is just code for "your my bitch now; suck on dem toes".

[@leesimone2]

Thank you!🙄

[@ashleighchance9420]

Considering that medieval knights actually had more in common with street gangs rather than the noble servants they're often portrayed as - that makes sense.

[@killer776711]

As soon as it started I was expecting a “Hey you you’re finally awake”

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

“You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that imperial ambush. Same as us, and that thief over there.”

[@jamesrollison1599]

@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 "I would have gotten away to had it not been for you filthy storm cloaks."

[@santossmith9847]

shut up back there!!

[@mememan7964]

broderick kurtz I could’ve stolen that horse and been halfway to hammerfell

[@P3rtzel]

I was a knight like him, until I took an arrow to the knee

[@sirjames19]

Love that you gave your character the name from the movie A Knights Tale. Well done. Your acting is amazing!

[@ummsallyv2820]

“my time here is short” *takes another 42 minutes*

[@borantandogan5524]

couldn't remember the channel's name so I just wrote "asmr guy looking like thor"

[@soga0448]

I can confirm that it works

[@jaylonzane8116]

I can confirm as well

[@ITriggerWokeSJWS]

confirmed

[@westa8427]

KZbin algorithms are glorious

[@DanielaFlores-pf2fb]

Works in Spanish as well

[@zerogee768]

"Is there a place you can tie your horse? In a forest? Nah, can't think of one mate."

[@ashleeuhlar2549]

Lol 😂👉🌳

[@MotherCow71]

I know a place it looks like 👉🎄

[@zerogee768]

"There's a wrecked Pinto next to that overgrown substation to the east... You could tie it to the A-pillar"

[@jacobkudlermemes8908]

A tree

[@samfoster7880]

Dude that horse clopping comin in with the instant tingles!!!

[@functionatthejunction]

The only missed oppertunity was not having a second Fred running behind Sir Fred with coconuts doing the horse clops.

[@Robinbubben]

Fred's "friendly" characters: Very rude Rude Knight Me: Hm, he has to be actually friendly then! Knight: Very rude Me: 😒

[@Cyaner]

Log 75. Day 902, Sunday: A knight accompanied by men arrived at my base of operations today in the afternoon. They sought tribute, and tribute I gave them. The knight was very suspicious, but required naught a single answer from me in the face of my many valuables and possessions. He thinks himself a swindler, but what he does not know is that I run a den of thieves. Underneath my "hut", lies my true hoard of gold, and treasures unimaginable to even the red-hot coal-scaled dragons of the east. The nearby village from which most of my ill gotten gains have been acquired from has sadly been burned to the ground. It seems that in targetting them for easy gains, they did not have enough for the sir knight and suffered the ultimate price. He seeks to return for more gold and valuables, and while I do not privy myself a generous man, he will have his gold and silver, for there is a village to the north, past the Golden Plains that me and my men can target instead. It is of course a shame that such an easily targettable village was burned to the ground, but at least there are more. End of Log 75.

[@righteousdescent2271]

Dread Domino okay what the heck, why was I imagining the thing about the vault filled with unimaginable treasures underneath the hut too?

[@randomcustodes6345]

Do these for each rp video

[@mushu6928]

is it just me or is he really good looking in the role of a prince/knight

[@user-jb2mv2kx2e]

新感覚ASMR！ 一言で言うと 神

[@mjtchj]

43:08 “Mr. Stark... I don’t feel so good...”

[@majorsy-0325]

This is probably one of my favorite ASMR videos. You should make a Robin Hood ASMR where he returns the goods the rude knight took.

[@laundromatjones4337]

The English lit nerd in me just keeps quietly whispering... thy... it’s... it’s THY king... it’s...

[@thegodofmemes]

So the hoarse part was good but in the medival ages all knights said was “giveth thy money or get clapped”

[@kh4nm4n-_-5]

"This is obviously a shakedown." [Persuade]

[@shrekwazowski8199]

KH4NM4N-_- I don’t think the Riften guards were to happy with me after that

[@itsfrediguess7844]

KCD?

[@DolfelzMC]

I could imagine him fitting in a Skyrim or Dragon Age game

[@AbbeyMcGarity]

DolfelzMC yeah he could be a chevalier without the shitty French accent haha

[@wckdthghts]

Elder Scrolls

[@P3rtzel]

Wolfgang go cast your fancy magic someplace else!.

[@Cadaverous0711]

Only the fifth game is called Skyrim. It's The Elder Scrolls.

[@chotrv]

@@Cadaverous0711 and he only thought of the fifth game, Skyrim. BECAUSE THERE IS NO FUCKING DRAGONS IN OTHER ELDER SCROLLS GAMES.

[@titamercker2020]

Parabens pelo belissimo trabalho Fred!! Abraços do Brasil!!👏👏👏

[@zosoart]

I appreciated the Knight's Tale reference 👏