Ruining Among Us For Everyone

[@amberhernandez]

Giwi and Dash are the best frenemies; I love how they hate each other one second and share the same brain cell one minute later lmao

[@awesomeraichu59342]

I’ve never heard Giwi be so pissed off and it’s just hysterical

[@Dunryan]

when in the vid?

[@donk-dwonk]

@@Dunryan i think they're talking about the game between 10:26 and 16:02

[@jpshy1130]

At 25:04 when dash is reading Bobby’s IP address you can see markeplier say “is that the bite of 87?!”

[@TiedToMayonakara]

"Don't show up to reactor tomorrow" Best Among Us gaming quote ever

[@Maker0824]

2:59 that was some missed comedy by Alpha. He was thinking about venting in front of people, and absolutely should have when you did it.

[@AuroraIceFlame]

Dash: literally admits he’s the shapeshifter. Everyone else: y’all hear something?

[@Squirelton]

Altrive can not kill anyone as a imposter and still get voted out

[@twildflower]

He can do nothing and still get voted out man

[@jonathandarvill8757]

I need to know altrive’s ring tone. Every time I hear it my day gets a little better

[@_Rine]

Pururin Ringtone

[@giraffegiraffe810]

0:00 start of video 14:14 end of video Hope this helps 👍

[@QuickAttack283]

23:01 is actually gone

[@jocabulous]

1:21:45:23 end of my life

[@QuickAttack283]

@@jocabulous c’mon, you have so much to live for- such as a little trolling

[@atwistedb]

I don’t believe you

[@unsmart42069]

@@jocabulous you've lived for 1 day??

[@playerpogg]

Bro the audience rentention is gonna be CRAZYYY in this one Such a good video by Pikmin 5

[@ebony7025]

I swear I put his among us videos on in the background just to relax but every time I hear him read chat and see the subway surfers... I'm reminded of my sins. I was the one who started it. I asked for the subway surfers and there was no coming back. Please end this eternal torment and free me of this flesh prison.

[@claireh4756]

I'm obsessed with markiplier reacting to the discord convo

[@axobotl]

Can’t ruin the game if you *are* the game

[@Merp998]

You have the best username ever

[@maush.]

I ated the game sorry

[@jstar3382]

True

[@AJA-uj4ql]

Can’t the game if you ruin already the game 😅

[@vinyltnt3094]

True

[@Xetaas]

The absolute best part of this video is the zoom in on Markiplier during discussions

[@IronPikachu724]

I am somewhat surprised how nobody pointed out that Della said "Photosynthesis memory" instead of what I'm geussing to be "Photographic memory" at 18:40. No discrimination, but I dont think I have heard of anything called "Photosynthesis memory" yet

[@screej1088]

Every time the camera zooms in on the little discord circle things I pretend it’s markiplier talking

[@kimstmariejones6596]

I liked when Pikmin 5 ruined the game for his friends on the "NEW" map amogus, it took my heart like my doctor when he practiced the shapes of hearts on me. Truly a video up there with WOMBO COMBO.

[@galaxic2332]

Some people don't deserve the comment button

[@kimstmariejones6596]

@@galaxic2332 but i'm not one of them

[@sonlen796]

I think trying to watch this video might have actually triggered my motion sickness. 500 IQ move to stop anyone from stream sniping.

[@StarlightNkyra]

I love the part of the video where long amoongus commits the bite of 87 while Passing peter griffin on the subway train , but its inception, but its inception, but its inception, but its inception, but its inception, but its inception, but its inception, but its inception, but its ALTRIVE FISHING

[@kikiretzorg1467]

22:36 I thought this was going somewhere _very_ different until I heard Giwi say the word arrangement

[@kevlarpevins]

“I can feel my computer chugging” If it ain’t chugging you ain’t playin’ the game

[@laaaaviuwu]

2:50 the enby flag forms as kidd gets sacrificed to the boat.

[@rossobrien7358]

So unbelievably based

[@golinxa]

Honestly still the best stream I've watched live, causing the several altrive facecams and being one of the leaders in the charge to change markiplier fnaf 4 to specifically the markiplier bite of 87 video was a blast oh also I think I was the one who killed the subway surfers gameplay sorry for doing that

[@ebony7025]

I brought it into life

[@pikasoury]

I’m glad i get to witness more pikmin 5

[@axobotl]

Altrive is the funniest person ever! WE ARE SO BACK BABY

[@themysticarcher3313]

My ADHD brain really appreciated this video. Thank you altrive for you contributions to the “best videos to watch while eating dinner” ✊😔

[@paperboathat]

24:10 Mark gets jumpscared 🗿

[@ShinyCatherine]

Now this is so epic

[@Fun4allcwf]

What

[@devin8367]

Shiny Catherine!!! Didn't expect to see you here

[@PogChimp]

guh

[@njohn043]

Adding like eighty things to the screen during stream gives huge dougdoug vibes

[@LilyZigzagoon]

Altrive never fails to break our toe nails and make us eat them!!!🎉😂😅😊

[@miacasual1263]

Excuse me??

[@michaele8444]

r/tihi

[@flouaena127]

🦶🤤

[@LilyZigzagoon]

@@flouaena127 thank you for your amazing commentary

[@flouaena127]

@@LilyZigzagoon np i keep it real 🫵

[@williamfalls]

Giwi was sick and twisted that entire time, except the time it was clearly Bobby.

[@susamogus8331]

Yo jaiden isn’t even in the video but she’s in the thumbnail this is peak wholesome

[@Gooey-gnam0]

21:00

[@appleofdoom]

This was honestly one of the funniest streams I watched in a while

[@masonthecyanhairedgirl]

20:30 AAAAND IT’S BOBBY

[@SmubFinger]

The tophat makes him Stickmin 5

[@sewerdork6183]

13:39 pretty sure thats the puri puri song which was anime (opening) within a anime

[@Thunder-Sky]

okay, everything about the pikmin 5 gameplan makes so much more sense now that I'm seeing this perspective instead of the alpharad perspective

[@Rilee6476]

This was uploaded around the time Sans was added to among us, this doesn’t mean anything but I wanted to mention that they added sans to among us

[@marcutio5740]

I love how you put Jaiden in the thumbnail and didn’t have any clips of her talking at all 😂😂😂

[@QuickAttack283]

I’m yiiking out so hard at this

[@Xetaas]

25:06 “WAS THAT THE BITE OF ‘87????”

[@dirk-stridrogen-monoxide]

25:05 the live markiplier reaction is crazy

[@PrivateLZG]

8:35 you dont need to hear to know exactly what hes saying

[@GD0nly]

I'm just gonna say that this is the 5th time I've watched this video so your retention for me specifically is 500%. Hope that helps your CPM.

[@WaffleGod17]

Someone has to be the Ross when he isn’t here Bobby just got unlucky

[@tfx9223]

Reminder that you can increase your viewer retention by watching it at slower speeds

[@BurnByMoonlight]

Mom, wake up! New Altrive Amoogus video!

[@pokeplazagamer]

He's so wholesome.

[@Rebublic_of_austria]

13:47 angy giwi noises got me dying on the floor

[@tylerbrown9631]

Super Mario RPG remake comes out, and with it, a whole bunch of bangers for background music. Also good video I guess. I give you validation from me.

[@ChromaAqui]

25:05 WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!

[@finneandowney3892]

Honestly Dash has really nice eyes. Like the color would be perfect as a precious stone in a pendant or bracelet.

[@ebony7025]

Persona reference?

[@TrashPANDA658]

Jump scare warning for 24:12 and 24:29

[@kittyratrawr]

this is a joke right 😭

[@TrashPANDA658]

@@kittyratrawr this is an Altrive comment section. Hope this helps 😊

[@sandsunderthetable.6625]

Thank god dude your warnings saved my pants

[@Turtoe77]

I watched the live stream and it took a couple hours for dash to put fnaf 4 markiplier on

[@FredIsHalfDead]

I remember tuning into this stream 3 months ago.. my life has changed since

[@soratsuu]

i love watching persona 5 joker gameplay

[@-ism8153]

What kind of person wakes up and decides to be in reactor

[@oscarguzman3017]

Sick and twisted Complimentary engagement

[@Javi_the_n00b]

what's dashs ringtone ??? i love it

[@aurin-clover]

pururin ringtone

[@whisperr2522]

The ringtone threw me for a loop based nhk enjoyer

[@juliannazambrano4671]

Crazy strats clickbaiting Jaiden when she’s not even in the game

[@themysticarcher3313]

Bro I heard them say “maybe it was jaiden” and was like, “oh, she’s finally in the game?”

[@tukip]

huh? Interesting

[@ned__schneebly]

4:13 echolalia

[@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad]

Among us pre-sans

[@hiero.]

What is that godly ringtone

[@JesusDaLawd]

13:39 name.of his ringtone i want it, it kinda sounds like sonic ngl

[@parmesanglitter7150]

7:56 reminds me of that one jerma stream

[@Lucreion]

very cool failboat stream

[@gulpers]

the fungle 🍄

[@SussyLad]

Sans among us is gonna go crazy

[@Sizzyl]

failboat was popping off

[@player_too]

Thats my president

[@CryingOblivion]

HECK YEAH FAILBOAT VOD!

[@paichni3474]

0:46 holy fuck is that shy guy riot I hear?

[@brenudo997]

this stream was completely unwatchable. peak content 👍 (also good job Editor Will, you made this much more watchable than the VOD was lol)

[@JSlater02]

I actually can’t play among us because in that game you make enemies and I have no enemies

[@superlagbro192]

They added sans undertale to among us (real)

[@smallheinz]

YAY DASH AMONG US IVE BEEN WIAITING

[@joelbouma1640]

Bros has the the Sui and subway surfers

[@queenchaosyet]

I keep forgetting that your name is dash and not Pikmin 5

[@Togiis]

waht is the ringtone he owns

[@themilkman562]

nah if you get bored of the main video just watch subway surfers or family guy it’s flawless.

[@SiobhanYmeow]

But actually they're ruining the game for themselves because they're letting something out of their control bother them :/

[@j_0anna]

TRUE

[@minunn.minunlet.minunnington]

Sans undertale from among us

[@RythmicRaindrops]

I love mongy mondays

[@Leowow222]

Jaiden mentioned🗿

[@yeenuszenith]

we are so back

[@lol-2247]

Good day everyone 🐧

[@superpieee4283]

you cant ruin among us if pikmin 5 is in there game

[@Zer0phynx_-]

Pikmin 5 is too wholesome to ruin the game. This is fake news

[@lwfawn]

i got kidnapped by a pedophile but this still rocks

[@Xetaas]

Are you ok

[@CabinetClown]

Jaiden isn’t even in this video

[@willnglee]

you clearly didnt finish the video

[@hatennafromhoenn]

AMONG US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@nuibaba280]

11:48

[@Stzyton]

Wait this is actually like “the game”

[@Toby6786]

0:06

[@ZaadashLumem]

G’Day

[@user-fr4hg8md5p]

Gaming

[@isaacsartisticdrawings]

Altrive did Giwi pay the £20?

[@taro7870]

Does Bobby have CTE

[@camerongreene4258]

how was the viewer retention