ME EITHER! NEVER UNSUBBING TO THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME PROGRAM IN THE HISTORY OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION!
@RemoWilliams12272 ай бұрын
@@TheGamerNerd025yes
@Libraryking902 ай бұрын
And you better believe that with a 4K face !!!!!
@VenjerSixx.2 ай бұрын
Same
@TheGamerNerd0252 ай бұрын
"ahh, fuck OFF" Love laughing out loud not even one second into the video! WE LOVE BITHEAD1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@cobrakai99692 ай бұрын
I would never, EVER unsubscribe. I’ve been on the bithead1000 journey for a decade and to this day I’ve never appreciated a KZbin channel more. I don’t care what kind of content you create whether it’s music, history, fabrication, video games. Doesn’t matter. It’s been perfect. Please never stop.
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
Thanks brother!
@stevekrasz12 ай бұрын
I will never unsubscribe to your channel. It’s my favourite show.
@RemoWilliams12272 ай бұрын
My Dude Bithead1000 getting me through yard work on yet another Saturday. Thanks Yesse!
@livefreeprintguns2 ай бұрын
Lol we used to call my friend Yessie because his mother was from El Salvador. 😂
@RemoWilliams12272 ай бұрын
@@livefreeprintguns 😂🤣
@Mattressinsptr2 ай бұрын
Love the video. Shmups are top on my list for video games. Agree total with bullet hell shooters.
@fossil-bit84392 ай бұрын
Really enjoyed this episode Jesse! Nice change of pace!
@livefreeprintguns2 ай бұрын
BitHead never misses. 💯
@shoheiimamura40672 ай бұрын
What a nice surprise! I needed this after a shitty week.
@mikedradio2 ай бұрын
This video is up there with the pce/tg16 mini rant 💪 Japanese video game board meetings for generations to come will study this as a guideline to shoot em ups going forward. Let’s get Bithead to 100k!!! 🎉
@frankszulakiewicz58262 ай бұрын
Great topic! Shooters forever, especially 16bit ones. Love this video, Jesse.
@davidcarmichael40062 ай бұрын
Great episode of the Bithead 1000 forever show!
@tomtodd61432 ай бұрын
Let's get him to 100k subs, come on folks!
@danonthefly2 ай бұрын
Rock solid show from start to finish. Thanks man.
@alanbauer99592 ай бұрын
Bithead talking my favorite genre. Sip o coffee to you sir!
@VenjerSixx.2 ай бұрын
This is an amazing video one of your best man
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
I liked doing this one. Thanks brother
@TeaBeeAdventures2 ай бұрын
@@BitHead1000 Please keep doing what you like. The energy of you doing what you like transfers well to the viewer, you can feel it and in this case it made one hell of a video.
@baseballcardcurmudgeonАй бұрын
Best genre of any type of video game ever made…SHMUP…it’s the proven king of all technology…bravo!
@MasterRoshi89742 ай бұрын
The greatest program in history that makes my testosterone elevate to New heights. Thank you Mr. Bithead1000
@Stevenrun78Ай бұрын
You perfectly articulated exactly how I feel about shooters
@NeoWave3462 ай бұрын
Holy fuck almost 100k!bit head 1000 king of KZbin 👍👍👍👍👍
@demonsty2 ай бұрын
Best episode ever!
@QCJSiteB2 ай бұрын
“Fuck everybody standing” especially today. I need this. It’s been so rough.
@oscardelmontay2 ай бұрын
Fantastic episode 👏🏻
@jacob-spring2 ай бұрын
Bithead1000 laying down the rules for creating shmups!? IM IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN. Taking my motherfucking pen and notepad out for this one
@billschlafly41072 ай бұрын
Who would unsub BitHead?
@MrBacchus182 ай бұрын
A loser from loserville probably
@ThePewLife2 ай бұрын
I never unsubbed. But I check during the last video and I had to RESUBSCRIBE! Aggravating to say the least
@mattbtv2 ай бұрын
Holy SMOKE did you just give a masterclass on Shmups. How amazing would it be to combine the Street Fighter “World Tour” map with the rescue Earth theme. I wanna see an overwhelming amount of stages on the map. Hidden stages. Rest stages to recoup after a boss blowout. Then blast outta the atmosphere for the space levels. Simple play with variety and novelty. A recipe for success should anyone have the team to pull it off. Archive this on a gold hu-card and blast it into orbit for future generations to benefit!
@VenjerSixx.2 ай бұрын
Do more videos like this with your knowledge of games, you have an incredible insight that most newbies don't have --- what can make it better -- what else can Bithead1000!improve? Hmmmmm
@Laserdreamz2 ай бұрын
Yeaaaah man. People can tell me until they are blue in the face about how good Battle Gareggas system is but let's get real it's amazing because it feels like silk and looks and sounds a dream.
@RetroGamingNook2 ай бұрын
Coming in hot! lol. The rage is real… Make all games great again!
@retroshmuper54932 ай бұрын
Another great show, Team vertical here
@GASHPAN2 ай бұрын
Best intro line ever. And NOT unsubscribing, so "ahh f*ck off!". You didn't speak about speed-ups. Like when you die and your speed can be reduced back down to unplayable when coming up to a boss (Gradius/Parodius, I'm looking at you), etc. Or when the game throws too many at ya and it gets utterly rediculous.
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
I like selectable speed
@duhmez2 ай бұрын
This video is genius. ALl your ideas are correct.
@jmatt7812 ай бұрын
Somebody PLEASE get Bithead1000 on your shooter game development team, then after completing the game, celebrate with Jack and cokes and cigarettes!!
@ChrisGhysel2 ай бұрын
Totally agree on the bullethell part!... I don't like them that much either. Give me UN Squadron, or any of the SNES, MD, DC or Neo Geo shooters for that matter...
@sjnardozzijr.78502 ай бұрын
Best show!!! Well done!!!! 16:32
@cheoart63082 ай бұрын
I think I would watch you watching someone watching paint dry… ain’t unsubscribing. 🍻
@craigpilkington43232 ай бұрын
I'm in!
@randycruel2 ай бұрын
Do not listen to them dude! The LOOM ASMR was awesome. I was looking forward to the next game.
@scramblesthedeathdealer2 ай бұрын
Ooh, something new? I'm in!
@BikerBenny2 ай бұрын
Really fun analysis shooter episode Jess! Hey Jessie justs the jeal with the jajooes ?!
@NJDrew2 ай бұрын
Best show ever we don’t need these losers who want to unsubscribe hit the road!
@doctordogtoffee38322 ай бұрын
Turns out there's an Amiga A500 shooter called Hemroids,definitely needs a review.
@wilsvgaddiction44562 ай бұрын
I have always been truly terrible at shooters. I've amassed a dream collection of 8/16/32 bit shooters over the last 7 or so years. I hope I actually have time to play through them before I die.
@genesisfan0292 ай бұрын
Doing it big timeeeeee!
@repomanzilla2 ай бұрын
Let’s get bithead to over 100,000 subs and then to a million….and then….to master and ruler of the world. A world where budlight is a man’s drink again and the Olympics is about sport.
@PSYK0MANT1S2 ай бұрын
Yo... This is probably my MOST FAVORITE EPISODE... Lemme help ya with SHMUPS that are GOOD today... Play Devil Blade Reboot, Space Moth DX, and Drainus. Awesome stuff man. Plus you need to listen to more Misfits.
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
Thanks for those suggestions!
@VenjerSixx.2 ай бұрын
I've been researching how to get your drinking and driving bar idea off the water -- I have been pondering that ever since you said it -- here in Texas there are plenty of idiots here that would eat that shit up
@bradleej52222 ай бұрын
Slow roll to 100k ...I'm in!
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
Painful Crawl on glass
@davidmcfadden17632 ай бұрын
Cold open, redefined!
@nickgaughan37012 ай бұрын
There is actually a new cereal in the UK called Pixels. A chocolate and hazelnut affair
@zajicapp2 ай бұрын
There are 2 brand new shooters on the way for Genesis/Mega Drive that would meet most of your criteria, ZPF and Earthion. Check em out if you haven't already.
@VenjerSixx.2 ай бұрын
Hey Jessie! Could you do these rules for making this type of game for other genres? Like role playing games I love old school RPGs vs new school or platformers
@VenjerSixx.2 ай бұрын
Did this could be a whole new series rules for Playing this type of game or that type of game especially if you like this that much
@Thrashsquatch2 ай бұрын
Hahaha, outstanding... EH EHMM!!
@Sebulr2 ай бұрын
I'm watching a masterpiece lecture, about shoot em ups. And i don't even like shoot em ups.
@doctordogtoffee38322 ай бұрын
How about a shooter featuring haemorrhoids instead of asteroids, Chocolate Covered Cherries baby.
@KevinTwiner2 ай бұрын
❤😂🎉
@MrDflego2 ай бұрын
Good show man I like this kinda thing, you know what you're talking about and it's interesting to hear. No offence dude you were getting a bit dreary with some of your other content lol. Keep up the good work Yesse!
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
No offense taken. I need to hear that. Thank you.
@MrDflego2 ай бұрын
@@BitHead1000 the wife jokes are the best lol.
@Cavetreasure2 ай бұрын
I can't remember if you already had Andro Dunos 2 but that was so close to a modern-retro shooter. I couldn't agree more about long, drawn out story before hitting the start button. Nothing like pushing the power button and the title screen appears.
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
Yes. Played Andro Dunos 2.
@Cavetreasure2 ай бұрын
@@BitHead1000 Awesome! I guess besides that we've got a future legit Sega Genesis shooter by Yuzo Koshiro called Earthion and looks very similar to Gley Lancer.
@SwitchShmup2 ай бұрын
Thanks Yesse
@matthewmonsour98022 ай бұрын
R-Type was awesome!
@zenyousapprentice37322 ай бұрын
We need an Ys shmup
@snethss2 ай бұрын
10000 percent accurate
@JeffYPbPr2 ай бұрын
Soldier blade is the greatest shooter ever made.
@bobtheman45002 ай бұрын
I like this one.. better then the episodes with let's plays. FINALLY we get to see the stang! Do u still have the mercury?
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
She’s gone!
@Chris_Lastname2 ай бұрын
@@bobtheman4500the build series on the merc was gold. loved that, but I imagine it was a nightmare for him to record, doing it out on the street
@jonathanlisowski56182 ай бұрын
The Wallet Buster cabinet is covered. Did YTB get on your case about it? I miss the cabinet filled with games that take a real set of "cock n' balls" to own. 😂 😂😂
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
I have a friend who’s a real church guy. He came over so I figured I’d throw a cover over the enormous cock on my wall.
@frankszulakiewicz58262 ай бұрын
@BitHead1000 I'm lds and I still watch your show. I know my bishop wouldn't approve, but I can't help watching because I can relate to everything you talk about. And I love the same things you love.
@TheGamerNerd0252 ай бұрын
@@BitHead1000 LMFAOOOOOOO 😆
@andrewdingus63622 ай бұрын
I truly think you’d love Insector X for Sega. The music is an aural Jack and Coke. I’ve never played the arcade or Famicom version, but they’re all totally different from one another and look sick as heck
@KindKraken2 ай бұрын
Ikaruga man you gotta try it if you never played
@KindKraken2 ай бұрын
whoops Ikaruga is bullet hellish but different half the bullets you can absorbed them
@damonadams71992 ай бұрын
I seen the Ramones play few times and one these times i saw Joey take a beer to the face he didn't flinch and went on to the next song like nothing..anywho liked this episode was different and cool, love ya you red haired bastard your the best and you're appreciated when you hit 100k i say we have a huge Bithead party and rent a spot or meet at a bar or place have food drinks etc...and you'll be the king for the day...
@kamiboy2 ай бұрын
You are preaching to the choir, brother!
@kentendo442 ай бұрын
Amen
@rcpaskus832 ай бұрын
Hey Yesse, I’ve got a proposal for you: If you can beat Gradius V in 3 continues, normal difficulty, player stock 5 and revival start turned off, I’ll send you $1000 This is a legitimate offer. Let’s go!
@johnsundberg76972 ай бұрын
This would be a great new series, I’d watch every attempt if he did this and put it on KZbin. Hey Yesse you could get a lot of content out of this!
@rcpaskus832 ай бұрын
@@johnsundberg7697 Yup I agree, I’d love it
@syn.n81102 ай бұрын
Shooting, shit coming at you from all over. Power keeps bouncing and changing to something else.Yeah will always hate that system. I'm looking at you Cotton.
@Chris_Lastname2 ай бұрын
Agreed. Could have one hell of a shooter, with all those attributes. You put drag strip balloons on the back of the stang, haha, madman
@npc2000.02 ай бұрын
My favorite shooter was "Time Crisis" :D jk but I loved playing "Raptor: Call of the Shadows" on PC as a kid. We need pixelated games with MASSIVE WORLDS. Stop the BS already.
@theprezz2 ай бұрын
Mustang!
@bembelknecht2 ай бұрын
parallax scrolling!!!! you can take out the pace of the actual game and make it still feel incredible fast
@asrarfazli77682 ай бұрын
That Matt black ang though is a must.
@duhmez2 ай бұрын
One shmup powreup system needs fixing. Remebr twin cobra? U start with red. if u pick up red, u now have lvl 2 red. But if u pick up BLUE, u have lvl 1 blue. you must saxcrifice a power lvl to change weapons. This is stupid. Bunch of shooter do it this way, pick up same to power up, pick up different to swap, but they make u effectivelyt be one lvl lower.
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
Does Raiden punish like that?
@duhmez2 ай бұрын
@@BitHead1000 I trried to remember if Raiden punishes htis way, or if it just has color swaps separate from the POWER UP icon? not sure, I forget. Asa big lover of Twin Cobra, it always pissed me off becuase I would want earlyu laser beam, green, but if u grab bluie right away u r major nerfed
@andrewbutler95332 ай бұрын
Try Eschatos and Andro Dunos 2. And bring back Ed 20-Clothesline while your at it. Love the show!
@mattmaddogwheaton47242 ай бұрын
Radiant Silvergun (the GOAT) mentioned, I smashed the like button like the fist of a really pissed off God.
@spegma2 ай бұрын
Flip the script all you want. I’ll be here for it ALL!! You could spend an hour talking about the last shit you took and I’ll be glued to the screen the whole time.
@djklink200092 ай бұрын
the music from elemental master and fast striker got me into shooters, then i heard the amazing tracks from Lords of Thunder on this show and i was like what am i doing listening to dance /trance music this lords and gate of thunder metal is way better! 🎸
@MarkCurtis-u6o2 ай бұрын
On a normal day, I go vertical. Every once in a while I'll go horizontal if I feel like getting spicy. Salamander doesn't mess around; you get the best of both worlds with that fantastic crunchy soundtrack.
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
Salamander sooooo good!!
@MarkCurtis-u6o2 ай бұрын
@@BitHead1000 and no bullet hell bullshit. Just a pocket full of options, a pack of smokes, and the bloodlust of piloting the vic viper.
@catskillmc2 ай бұрын
Ghouls n Ghosts was a horizontal shooter
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
Get off my show!!!
@catskillmc2 ай бұрын
@@BitHead1000 I LOVE YOUR SHOW
@badban852 ай бұрын
Ikaruga is the best Shmup!
@blake66152 ай бұрын
Metal Black is a gem
@DDRHeretiC2 ай бұрын
I would love to play diablo 2 + shmup mixture.
@michaeloffgrid2 ай бұрын
Bithead, do you prefer verti's or hori's? I've always been a hori fan myself.
@williampacult94312 ай бұрын
Just force every game dev to play Phalanx on SNES. You’re not allowed to create another game until you beat this, sucker!
@PabstOban2 ай бұрын
If any new shooter is created and Bithead1000 is not a consultant for its development... project loses ALL FUNDING!
@duhmez2 ай бұрын
I will resend u my your the bOss reqwuest, u must have lost it, it was a good one and u have not done it but u replied to me syaing it was a good one
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
Where did you request?
@neozeed19842 ай бұрын
Vertical for life.
@MaestroDrake2 ай бұрын
What if you want the ship to have dual stick controls on a top down shooter, like Smash TV?
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
You’re an animal
@dougsweeney53282 ай бұрын
If any of these game developers had half a brain, they would be paying Bithead at least a $400 an hour consulting fee!! Just started playing Jamestown+ on the switch. curious if you have played it, and if so, what you think? Anyway, another great video! Started working on this years christmas spectacular Bithead Jack bottle label. Stay cool brother. Thanks for the entertainment!
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
Never played Jamestown. What is it?
@dougsweeney53282 ай бұрын
@@BitHead1000 its a 16 bit style vertical shooter. Some youtuber, dont remember who, did a review. Looked cool so i tried it out. I like it. Im not good at explaining. Bellow is the description from the Nintendo website. Built from the ground up to be exciting for players of all skill levels, Jamestown+ is friendly to shoot 'em up newcomers while also offering the full-throttle challenge that die-hard fans of the genre crave. Set on 17th-century British colonial Mars, Jamestown+ is a neoclassical cooperative shoot-em-up for up to four players. Lush pixelart and an award-winning orchestral soundtrack immerse you in Raleigh’s battle to protect Britain’s last bastion: Jamestown colony. Jamestown+ features all the intensity, depth, and lovingly handcrafted pixels of a classic arcade shooter, with a modern twist: deeply-integrated cooperative gameplay.
@blackmagicfan34312 ай бұрын
Boing! Show more Mustang!
@cbluebeard2 ай бұрын
Was Sol-Feace good? I remember getting that with the sega CD bundle, and didn't play it much. As a kid, I thought the intro voice guy was George takei
@BitHead10002 ай бұрын
I like sol feace. I actually captured footage from sol feace for this video but didn’t end up using it.
@griffo83X2 ай бұрын
more capability than ever before are you sure or is everything we are told a complete lie?
@davidmorehouse97202 ай бұрын
Maybe this one’s obvious. Unless you have a charge shot, you gotta have rapid fire. I agree those bells in Twinbee are annoying. Also that game makes you bomb enemies like Dragon Spirit.