RULES OF NATURE

Just a moment that demonstrates why Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance is amazing. You should play it.

[@willjulian6040]

"now raiden, bring it down" Raiden: *brings it up*

[@sw1rly801]

It's like in the dlc with armstrong. "You're going down!" *throws Sam into the sky.

[@Xx_TH_GHT_WK_xX]

@@sw1rly801 lol its true

[@rolanjohnson9827]

0:15 Stop that blade!

[@alejandroarroyo5124]

"Yes! Yes! Split it wide open!" Raiden: *splits it wide open*

[@KTheBoi]

Mission failed successfully

[@AuroraAustralis_]

Every other MGS game: you're stuck in a room with a giant robot Revengeance: *the giant robot is stuck in a room with you*

[@eggy6815]

This comment is funnier if you’ve played the Jetstream Sam DLC

[@FullAdDariusBR]

@@eggy6815 I thought the same right now.

[@brawmankerlexterminateurde860]

@@eggy6815 yes he fought a MG ray in a room

[@Sabini13]

Until you get stuck in the same room with the senator...

[@ofekk213]

@@Sabini13 to be fair, he was loaded to the brim with nanomachines, son.

[@randominternetman8177]

"Jeez! That's an insane moment! When in the game does it happen?" "The first level."

[@aliengamer6668]

"The tutorial"

[@damired]

That's not even the first level, this happens in the tutorial

[@binn2662]

@@damired The tutorial is different but yea its also pretty cool

[@damired]

@@binn2662 well I mean it's R-00, so not even the first level

[@amnesiacsandwich66]

The tutorial...? *THE TUTORIAL???* I'M SO GETTING THIS GAME.

[@thegamesforreal1673]

Fun fact: The fact that the MGR:R soundtrack starts using lyrics whenever emotions or tensions run high, makes MGR:R by definition a musical.

[@Iamkrogan07]

Best musical ever

[@omorinintendoswitchedition]

Best thing I’ve heard today

[@gibleyman]

You pay full price for a sick ass music album, and is beyond worth it. The game is cool too I guess.

[@blackosprey2219]

It's fitting tbh. There's no other medium besides musicals that come even close to the absurd emotional sincerity of this spectacle.

[@Drekromancer]

@@blackosprey2219 Well said.

[@KBzaz]

Raiden MGS2: This wasn’t covered in my VR training! Raiden Revengence: *Suplexes giant 700 ton robot just because he can*

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

MGS 2: WHY IS THERE A VAMPIRE?! MGR: I'm fighting MG RAY again? I already did that a hour ago

[@Ivory5547]

Ray Have 1000 Ton

[@syfer4580]

MGS2 Raiden: *destroys 25 RAYS with a Stinger.* MGRR Raiden: *suplexes two RAYS and EXCELSUS later on.* understandable.

[@Silver-Kaitou]

Kristian Bailey #CharacterDevelopment

[@raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961]

You mean R A D N

[@fyrem9718]

Kids in the backyard: *playfighting* The one kid with a stick:

[@kinorris1709]

Objective: STOP THAT BLADE!

[@mrpurpz1406]

@@kinorris1709 RULES OF NAAAAAAAAATURE!

[@kinorris1709]

@@mrpurpz1406 and they run when the sun comes up.

[@mrpurpz1406]

@@kinorris1709 WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE!

[@Sierra-058]

@@mrpurpz1406 FOR A WHILE (NO CHOICE)

[@blackespectral]

the indomitable human spirit vs the cruel indifference of the universe:

[@shinMalphur00]

Me VS my porn addiction

[@metal_fusion]

@@shinMalphur00 You deny your b00ty is purpose - Horny Sam Yes yEs Split 😆it wide open! - Excited Boris

[@Icouldntcomeupwithaname1212]

Yes

[@rarenerdw9611]

​@@shinMalphur00real

[@matheusexpedito4577]

Average Zakram Empire mech vs human soldier during the Zakram-human war (they though the indomitable human spirit was war propaganda)

[@kompatybilijny9348]

I love this scene, but I also feel like that electric "snap" at 0:28 is severely underrated. It's small, but enchances so much about the entire thing.

[@Nyxael5845]

I figured that Raiden siphoned some of Metal Gear RAY's energy to power himself up since you can see his muscle fibers on his suit bulge in size before throwing RAY into the sky.

[@Chadius_Thundercock]

Tren chicken, activated

[@VERGILGASM]

It's like in MGS4 when he zapped like six soldiers with electricity from ceiling lights. I think he can control electricity but doesn't use it in combat because the enemies are too fast to use on right away, so he does it when they are weak.

[@DemonTime27546]

*OP as F@#$ Mode: Activated*

[@damired]

ALIVE

[@deltamills5641]

“How hard is this final boss” “****T U T O R I A L****”

[@Leo_Dz.]

The moment te realised that he must buy this game

[@LE-ym9wg]

its not souls game :megaskull:

[@MrCriss287]

Just like asura's wrarh: the first boss is wyzen, a God that is largest than planet earth

[@knowbody6327]

We are undergoing a learning experience the one you can only get with a giant laser

[@thesailingship7183]

And although the gameplay is a "little simple", the sheer scale makes me feel both empowered and intimidated.

[@etyrbelvo2304]

The Weakest Australian Ant VS Average Human:

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

Weakest Dream Fan vs Strongest Lisa Gaming Roblox Fan

[@afezarazak1936]

I love how Raiden is just smiling when he cuts the RAY in half, like he knows what he’s done is insanely absurd and epic xD

[@APubescent13YearOld]

Actually. He's cutting it's arm off

[@jr7531-f5n]

I'd smile from ear to ear like that if I could do this kind of stuff too. It doesn't matter how much of an edgelord I'd be 😂💪🏻

[@warpstarrogue3554]

I'd say more karmic retribution for the hell in MGS 2 but that works too.

[@Ssalamanderr]

@@warpstarrogue3554 Raiden is lame in MGS2 but he more than makes up for it in this game

[@SanctuaryReintegrate]

You know a game's gonna be good when the tutorial mission looking like final boss material.

[@Hellesis]

Dark souls?

[@saturnascension]

SanctuaryReintegrate Tfw the final boss was crappy though.

[@sevayen6429]

Adrian Bencosme cinematic before it was funny though

[@GrammarPaladin]

Adrian Bencosme it was a fucking sad boss fight though

[@Boo-lt9kg]

And the final boss turned out to not be a final boss but rather a stronger final boss inside a big robot final boss waiting to show you his pro football skills.

[@themysteriousfigure0]

This is the first boss fight.

[@stefanoseppi9697]

+Steven Taylor (Mew The 2nd) no it's not. Kojima had nothing to do with this game. That's Platinum Games for ya instead!

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

lol

[@seguraavilaoscar8543]

Kojima wrote the story

[@stefanoseppi9697]

+Oscar Segura Avila no he didn't! I don't know where you heard that but the plot was also from platinum games' writers.

[@seguraavilaoscar8543]

Yeah he did

[@lolmanmagee2785]

0:14 i love the way that impact feels, like the sheer weight of its blade made raiden slide like 3 meters back.

[@bonkazonk4020]

That's more a gameplay thing, them snapping you into position for the scene rather than it actually pushing you back. If you were in the exact position, it'd do nothing

[@lolmanmagee2785]

@@bonkazonk4020 I’m fully aware lol

[@triplace4229]

"Remember son, dying is gay" 0:16

[@Goku-iw5lr]

And he does all that in heels, what an icon.

[@Logantor]

Lmfao

[@ofekk213]

i thought im thr only one who noticed

[@burnneblograv46]

Oh yeah. Forgot that

[@superjosue64]

While Shadow is the ultimate lifeform Raiden is the ultimate drag queen

[@venomark7883]

Even uses the sword with the heels🤣

[@totallynotmrsinister8705]

Love how the words “RULES OF NATURE” kick in when a nuclear mech is countered by some guy with a samurai sword and then gets suplexed

[@tyrannosaurusrex4600]

First rule of nature.... dont talk about the nature Second rule of nature.... there are no rules

[@theamazingspiderwuss4236]

@@tyrannosaurusrex4600 fuck physics, hey Boris check me out imma suplex this bitch real quick

[@tyrannosaurusrex4600]

@@theamazingspiderwuss4236 Hell yeah BOI!

[@FullAdDariusBR]

*A weapon to suplex Metal Gear*

[@FullAdDariusBR]

@Beasty Gaming I hate CommuniSnake and I don't like Metal Gear in general, but this game is so over the top and so exaggerated that I must play it.

[@tatarsauce6314]

Sonic Team: Wouldn’t it be cool if Sonic did this? Sega: … *gives green light for sonic frontiers*

[@W0NDERFULSTUFF]

THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING

[@elmemearana]

I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE

[@memedabean]

@@elmemearanaI WONT GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME

[@elmemearana]

@@memedabean I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE

[@memedabean]

@@elmemearana JUST FACE IT YOURE JUST AN ENEMY

[@AiRPasternak]

Leon stopping the chainsaw with his knife be like:

[@461Dragonman]

Three years later and I still don't give a fuck about how the physics work, it's just so fucking awesome.

[@simbadg13]

Anthony Gutierrez To quote a famous senator, "NANOMACHINES SON!!!"

[@BBoy4040]

This game is great. People may not have liked it cause it's not a stealth game, but holy shit, the upgrade system, the bosses, the soundtrack, the replayability... this game had a lot going for it and it definitely deserves a sequel.

[@Saneek0215]

nature rules > physics laws

[@Vorox17]

Who is "they"? Can't find it

[@Kuudere_Fanboy]

The game is to short, but still a amazing game.

[@Blackcloud288]

I always love how Boris sounds like he's fully torqued by just how hilariously awesome his agent is being right now.

[@ThatOneElfEnjoyer]

He got on the hypetrain...

[@theamateur09]

He's fully zoinked

[@markdevontrocio1030]

Lol you know a game is good when there is a Russian hypeman

[@mercury2157]

You should call him when you fight the Gekkos in File R-01. He's hyped as fuck.

[@squeaky1963]

Fully Hard

[@Staggeringoni]

Me trying to crush a rhinoceros beetle (i'm unaware they can lift 850 times their body weight)

[@houseoftoussaint9609]

But they’re so cute 😢

[@Shirokorokoroko]

Old Raiden: oh no 3 metal gears, lemme spam missles New Raiden: *literally throws a metal gear*

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

When they said a weapon to surpass Metal Gear. They mean Raiden. Or maybe Armstrong. That dude probably used Excelsus as a bench press.

[@SnowEspeon]

"Is this the final boss?" "It's the tutorial" "So is the OTHER giant robot the final boss?" "No, that would be the guy piloting it"

[@BanishedSilentShadow3318]

"A guy piloting it? Is he that weak or something?" "No. He has nanomachines son"

[@bryantsanchez6152]

@@BanishedSilentShadow3318 "He played college ball, you know."

[@metalgearexcelsus]

@@bryantsanchez6152 he can break the president in two... WITH BARE HANDS!

[@sk_hermit1809]

@@metalgearexcelsus Don't fuck with that senator!

[@darkbolt5494]

@@sk_hermit1809 he's making the mother of all omelettes, he can't fret over every egg

[@WadeWilsonKPop]

See, when people say "a weapon to surpass Metal Gear," they're really talking about Raiden.

[@gaunterodimm2111]

Wade Wilson yeah he just destroyed one

[@jackhammertwo1]

a dozen and a few Gekkos if you count MGS2 plus 4

[@Become-Eggplant]

jason todd dont forget Armstrong's metsl gear.

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Wade Wilson that's why they call him "Jack The Ripper", cause he always RYNO you.

[@sovietonion1169]

Raiden sucks he needed a fucking cyborg body to be badass Samuel had the same capacities as raiden but sam only had a cybernetic arm

[@ShihammeDarc]

The song says "RULES OF NATURE" as Raiden breaks every single Rule of Nature.

[@osretrogames64]

Bruh ☠️

[@zaxseer]

Ite listing all the rules he broke

[@cyberrunner6529]

He doesn't break the biggest rule of nature which is strong thrives while weak perishes

[@sandelsbanken7362]

Leon! Parry that chainsaw!

[@multiverse-mechagodzilla-3584]

*RULES OF NATURE*

[@CollegeBallYouknow]

*MGS1:* Rex is too powerful to fight in a direct confrontation. *MGRR:* I’m too powerful to fight in a direct confrontation.

[@carso1500]

How technology advances (in like 30 years, god MG humanity works fast)

[@Gorecatto]

@@carso1500 isnt that basically normal humans ? Ww2 = too dangerous to confront a tank directly During Vietnam War (less than 20 yrs) = Infrared Homing Missiles (It had poor direct hit accuracy but it worked)

[@carso1500]

@@Gorecatto well yeah infantry has become a hard counter for tanks thanks to the proliferation of anti tank self propelled grenades and rocket launchers, but this is a "normal" human battling a 5000 thousands mech with nuclear capabilities and winning

[@wwspd7105]

@@carso1500 then what are tanks good for anymore?

[@carso1500]

@@wwspd7105 thats what some armies are starting to question too actually

[@gonzo_o_o]

To show you the power of the high-frequency blade, *I SAWED THIS METAL GEAR IN HALF!*

[@AmateurAnimations65]

Doktor: That's a lot of damage

[@Dillon4599]

AND REPAIRED IT, WITH ONLY RAIDEN

[@thatmannamedmaxiodus2530]

J Gonzo that ain't the high frequency blade though!

[@Silexium]

NICE KNIFE!

[@articusramos808]

ThAtS a LoT oF DamAGe!

[@SlingshotReal]

"This boss fight's epic! When do we fight it?" "Tutorial"

[@Luzaku_kiss]

I loved the moment when Raiden went "It's Raidening time" and Raidened over a metal gear. Truly one of the moments of all time.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

This music made everyone harden in response to musical trauma.

[@prafulgarje460]

Hey you, you're finally awake

[@andron3539]

Never thought I would be so early on one of your comments

[@PKINGU]

Mahboi

[@the_j_machine2254]

Dude shut the fuck up.

[@averyweirdweeb3178]

Was wondering when you were coming back

[@_180pleptspaly5]

Imagine throwing a huge robot, slicing it in pieces, and then losing to a Brazilian swordsman without landing a single hit

[@throwawayaccount161]

Brazilians are fucking intimidating

[@condedooku9750]

Actually if you are very good you can give Sam a few sword strikes, and I have seen someone who managed to hit him with up to 3 sword strikes.

[@tyrannosaurusrex4600]

You know Sam also did kill metalgear himself

[@condedooku9750]

@@tyrannosaurusrex4600 Well, Raiden when he wasn't even a cyborg in MGS2, managed to take down 25 Metal Gears by himself, and without an OP sword like the Murasama, so that's not that impressive in itself.

[@stevele4877]

@@tyrannosaurusrex4600 True, and he sliced it much cleaner than Raiden as well.

[@jaydenraynor4679]

ants fighting literally any other insect

[@mastershooter64]

The scariest thing is this could actually be possible in the next 200 years. (not from a physics standpoint, but from a technological one) We already have cyborg tech, (brain machine interfacing) a new prosthetic arm that has a connection to the brain just like a real human arm. And we really do have CNT muscle fibers that can contract really fast and are super durable and can lift thousands of times their own weight

[@crystalwings4520]

Can't wait to see a white-haired cyborg taking down a giant robot with nothing but a sword.

[@LegendaryITA]

I can't wait to be jetstream Sam

[@Thebirdy123]

@@LegendaryITA jetstream sam is just a brazilian nerfed by cybernetics

[@epicikeashark]

CANT WAIT TO BE THE SENATOR, THEN KICK SOME WHITE HAIRED CYBORG THEN SAY ''DONT FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR''

[@gdl9362]

Only if we survive that long... Don't forget it. This world is dying.

[@firstprimehunter]

"Quick time events ruin ga-"

[@ilhama3214]

lol ikr

[@drayc290]

Quick time events ruin games

[@KABLAMMATS]

-RULE OF NATURE!"

[@lautarofernandez8012]

Hideo kojima: are you shure about that?

[@wellingtonrodrigues7654]

QTE is life, QTE is love.

[@Twocoolman115]

I find it ironic that the song is called rules of nature, yet this one scene basically breaks every one of those rules.

[@curiouserandcuriouser6843]

When they say that I always go back to what Monsoon said, the rule is that the strong prey on the weak.

[@Twocoolman115]

+Jones Gigs I wouldn't exactly call Ray and Raiden weak, or prey. More like badass machines.

[@darksonic2006]

Raiden actually destroyed a lot of Rays in mgs2 as an human before. so nope. he didn't break any rules of nature.

[@ComradeAlpharius]

+ILykCheez I don't think you're the one getting the point.

[@skazwolfman8622]

+Alpharius I think the 'rules of nature' being broken here are the laws of physics. Raiden just JUDO-FLIPPED a Humongous Mecha. That is is straight-up anime shit right there. All nanomachines and other cybernetic upgrades aside, a normal-sized human being just LIFTED and THREW a robot the size of a SKYSCRAPER. Physics is pretty much Raiden's bitch after that. But then, we must never forget...his mad breakdancing skillz :)

[@SamuelTrademarked]

raiden doing this in high heels is crazy

[@selagia]

This part just makes you as the player feel so powerful. This felt so good at the start of the game when you barely knew the controls

[@philipprudek9537]

I love how it says "rules of nature" when Raiden just says "fuck gravity" and throws a colossal giant robot into the air.

[@kwadarth]

What Raiden did there is the equivalent of a mouse grabbing you by your index finger and tossing you 12 feet into the air

[@Kurai_69420]

@@kwadarth An then slicing your entire arm off with a toothpick

[@BlackZero95]

@@Kurai_69420 That would be awesome.

[@MirandaDeSalamanca]

@@kwadarth that one strong mouse

[@metamain1980]

Cause fuck everything about reality

[@OGrupxe]

"Solid Snake can kick Raiden's ass" This scene:

[@zamaskowany12]

Nobody says that.

[@OGrupxe]

@@zamaskowany12 I've legit ran into people that said this

[@zamaskowany12]

@@OGrupxe Snake maybe can best MGS 2 Raiden, but there is no way in hell he even stands a fraction of a chance vs MGRR Radien or MGS4 Raiden for that matter.

[@tonylapoa5342]

@@zamaskowany12 Facts

[@muammarannafsuzzaki1550]

Make em have a competition. Snake goes infiltrate an enemy base while Raiden GOES INTO THE ENEMY BASE FRONT DOOR. and who ever gets the intelligence WINS

[@Road_to_Dawn]

Ever since MGR came out, this moment has been just incredibly iconic. Freaking. SICK. Especially if you played MGS2. Thinking back to the moment where you struggled to defeat wave after wave of Rays at the end, and then you get to literally suplex this one at the beginning of the game... The definition of satisfying lol

[@luizhenriquebraunermoraes3175]

This is the tutorial. What a way to set the tone and pacing of the game! The most impressive part is that they kept the pace throughout!

[@saghwteam]

Things I like about MGR : 1. It's a game where the sword actually cuts instead of being a glorified baseball bat 2. The majestic soundtrack 3. All the great boss fights 4. "PLAYED COLLEGE BALL Y'KNOW" 5. sunny

[@erwinrommel1582]

MEMES!

[@ofekk213]

*NANNOMACHINES SON!*

[@zulfarhanmerican6872]

Sunny?

[@saghwteam]

@@zulfarhanmerican6872 aye?

[@CrnaStrela]

Sunny's cunny 😭

[@DaMedicDemonow]

3 best things about Metal Gear Rising 1. It's an anime you actually play 2. Blade Wolf 3. Amazing soundtrack

[@seto007]

+King Chrysalias You should try out Bayonetta 2 and God Hand, made by the same guys

[@VVeltanschauung187]

+HeyItsJohnny96 nah just play mgs3

[@seto007]

John Constantine MGS3 is incredible but for completely different reasons mostly unrelated to OP's list.

[@thefatman69dude]

Plus all the bosses. Especially arm strong. The gameplay was fun as hell. Jet stream Sam was a great rival. The fantastic dialogue. Lol you left out a lot

[@DaMedicDemonow]

thefatman69fude I've just said 3 best, not all best ^^. MGR itself is one of a kind game with everything perfect. As for Armstrong, yes great boss, annoying af though on the first playtrough

[@DarkSpino306]

Most baby animals: *born at the safety of their mother's side* Baby turtles:

[@mikesdynasty1]

Babies fighting off the pitbull named princess trying to maul them:

[@KarimJovian]

Greatest moment in Gaming History. I grew hairs on my chest when I played this game as a teen

[@valoropedia2844]

Verified channel with no replies and likes sad life

[@dustyeen]

@@valoropedia2844 who cares bro? likes are just numbers

[@valoropedia2844]

@@dustyeen I meant to say it's sus because verified channels always gets thousands of likes

[@noe_buddy3160]

Can't exactly argue against that confidently. The gaming industry needs to just go balls-to-the-walls like this. It would literally be better for it. Even if it's bad there would almost certainly be infinite memes spawning from it.

[@Zak-tk8wv]

Yes

[@Swedishminer40]

One of my favourite details in gaming: The results screen here tallies your kills at 0. You find out why not soon after.

[@tycho7006]

Whoa! I never noticed that, that’s awesome

[@bowserpog]

​@@tycho7006 same for armstrong in the sam dlc lol

[@ikagura]

I assumed it was 0 because you technically can't "kill" a lifeless machine

[@crystalwings4520]

@@ikagura Nah, it's actually not because of that. Spoiler: You're going to have a rematch against the same MG RAY.

[@ikagura]

@@crystalwings4520 And does it gives a kill?

[@NotSoGenesiz]

shoutouts to sonic frontiers for introducing people to this

[@klyntar_t.e.g.3586]

The fact that it screams "RULES OF NATURE" is something I can't get over, its just too good (edit: I scream it in my house from time to time)

[@thebeaniegamer115]

everytime i listen to this i scream it at the top of my lungs regardless of who is in the house

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

Rule 1: If you see a tree frog. Eat it. Rule 2: If you see a metal gear. Suplex it.

[@willowshake023]

Rule 3: Of nature

[@xenowreborn]

@Vlad Muzychuk Noice

[@galaxity3]

Rule 4: if you see 2 medium sized massive robots then get some rope tie their legs to yours and fucking breakdance

[@sonetagu1337]

Rule 4: what ever the fuck is happening, adapt your own ass to it.

[@sonetagu1337]

Rule 34: More of you is better.

[@briarmason8737]

The fact that Raiden does this at his weakest point in the game (No new cyborg body, no Ripper Mode) just shows how much of a badass he is.

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

Olga’s sword too, which he’d been using since MGS2

[@briarmason8737]

@@tlshortyshorty5810 I don't think that's Olga's blade. The design looks different.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

It does though keep in mind even though he doesn't have the iconic muramasa HF blade yet his current blade is still an HF blade meaning it cuts better than any normal sword

[@Dovah_Slayer]

@@briarmason8737 actually it is according to the wiki it's "A customized version of the HF Blade Raiden previously wielded in Metal Gear Solid 2 and Metal Gear Solid 4"

[@kingofflames738]

He was able to halt a battleship with his bare hands in games before MGRR, so this should technically be easy for him without the enhanced cyborg body.

[@spartanc173]

Casual reminder that this is the *tutorial boss.* This is a *learning experience.*

[@retr0uk313]

Ladies and gentlemen I’d like to introduce you to the tutorial boss.

[@GrandSupremeDaddyo]

Shoutout to the designers of the road that was able to bear the weight of an entire Metal Gear over an area the size of Raiden's feet.

[@ALJ9000]

He was also wearing stilettos

[@VibeRBLX]

700 TONS ON 2 HEELS

[@HolyDiverGirl]

@@VibeRBLX surprising to see you here.

[@Marky-Mark1337]

Tactical pumps

[@endermax195]

RULES OF ENGINEERING

[@MadWinter889]

The moment everyone realized this game was the most badass shit ever

[@Haispawner]

DucValefor Close second to Fist of the North Star.

[@BardockSkywalker]

DucValefor And KEEP In Mind, This Thing Is The FIRST BOSS Of The Game, Só EXPECT More Stupidly Awesome Shit Beyond This Point.

[@WThroat]

Then there's doom

[@rajadacosmica3308]

Rising Revengeance, DOOM and Asura's Wrath are the most badasss games ever.

[@thatmannamedmaxiodus2530]

Twisted Penny As John Cena once said "Are you sure about that?"

[@Uroboros303]

What gigachads are listening to for motivation now: I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING In 2013: RULES OF NATURE, AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

[@MystoRobot]

Rules of Kirbo sent me here again

[@Wavebird97]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH-zl2x9oKmUn9U Relive the glory my friend

[@jetstreamvik9570]

MGR: Hey, have you ever suplexed a 500 ton robot in the first 20 minutes of a game? Players: No MGR: Would you like to?

[@bluepikmin6363]

Y E S

[@doctoreggman5537]

MGR: Here's a sword, kill everything in sight.

[@jesseroberts1041]

@@doctoreggman5537 Rip and Tear! Still applies here. After all, Jack the Ripper, has to LET ER RIP!

[@Zer0Main43]

Me, about to become a “MGR sleeper agent”: yes please

[@BazzyBaka]

Absolutely

[@felipelins9559]

A weapon to suplex Metal Gear

[@KilluminatiPlusUltra]

Ahahhahahaha

[@argonianguy6226]

such an underrated comment

[@godzylla2000]

wow amazing comment almost missed it thought it was shiet then i saw it say suplex

[@user-os6gb9bq5v]

Raiden came to suplex city He is number 2 No 1 is sabin who suplexed a train

[@hiddensinix2767]

@@user-os6gb9bq5v does a train compare to a 700 ton walking tank containing nuclear weapons? Well I guess it was unmanned

[@BerzekGamer]

POV: You're an ant and a child tried to step on you

[@AnonymousComputer5624]

I love how the game makes you fight like 8 grunts then makes you fight this thing in the first few minutes

[@Elphret101]

They've got a Metal Gear, how on earth are we supposed to stop this thing? Raiden: *YEET*

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

_"This bitch is unmanned!"_

[@corbino9855]

I always imagine two Desparado goons watching this fight and then seeing Raiden flip a Metal Gear.

[@user-mf5qu9qt1c]

Corbin Latham *Raiden notices them* Goons: well... we were actually leaving... please don't kill us -* runs like hell from the horror*

[@samr9457]

"They've got a Raiden, how on earth are we supposed to stop him"

[@jaegercat6702]

@@user-mf5qu9qt1c “ I don’t get paid enough for this shit.”

[@Gam3rsInstinct]

When Metal Gear went from a stealth game to full on Dragon Ball Z

[@gamespender8605]

shit just got real

[@BardockSkywalker]

тнe мad ĸιng ツ I Would Say More First Of The North Star And JoJo, But Ok.

[@simonbriggs203]

Dragon Ball has more yelling than actual fighting. That's only an observation I've heard from MasacoX. Now that I think of it it's more like Fuhrer King Bradley from Fullmetal Alchemist. He cuts s*** like a one man army.

[@BardockSkywalker]

Simon Briggs Now That U Mentioned, Yeah, It Does

[@annhentaiuser6658]

And then we lost our minds further after seeing it turned to a survival zombie shooting game

[@THawkMedia]

Imagine going through intensive training to pilot a Metal Gear Ray and then losing to a twink with a sword

[@chucklefuck]

Imagine this in VR Giant mech swinging a 100ft power sword down on you, you raise your hands as though holding a sword and stop it as the music goes RULES OF NATURE

[@SirQwert]

I would literally sell my entire central nervous system to experience that.

[@notrileydl2]

Raiden: *LITERALLY JUMPS 200 FEET INTO THE AIR TO SLICE A GIANT ROBOT TO PIECES* also Raiden 3 minutes later: *fails to jump 2 feet onto a pipe*

[@Grandilthe]

I feel like the chase sequence is rigged, change my mind.

[@beesechurger2540]

Gotta be honest, yeah

[@Mazaroth]

@@Grandilthe "Truth is, the -game- chase sequence was rigged from the start".

[@Mike-official]

@@Grandilthe the one with sundowner? if so it is. My game glitches and he got stuck and was, in fact, invincible.

[@user-ij7yf4zp6m]

"Adrenaline son"

[@psycholonya]

I remember first playing MGR, being a long-time Metal Gear fan. The Metal Gears are terrifying, the MG RAY boss fight in MGS2 was horrifyingly belittling. So when I watched as Raiden fucking clashed blades with one, and proceeded to fucking throw it over him whilst the music screamed 'RULES OF NATURE', I was instantly fucking sold on this game.

[@logc1921]

@ᗰoᑎᔕooᑎ that's what your mom said last night monsoon

[@sanicishere7295]

Хорошо! Very good. But do not rest easy just yet, eh?

[@WanderSeth]

Same here. I just had the epiphany during the tutorial, “Raiden is an ultra badass, I don’t have to sneak anymore.”

[@A7XKoRnRocks1]

SAME SAME SAME

[@LIAM_PCK0L]

you could say you were metal gear *SOLID* on the game?

[@federalbureauofinvestigati2725]

Literally just the tutorial boss 💀

[@wesleyhassmer1753]

The way the game screams “RULES OF NATURE” as my guy Raiden counters a giant mechanical laser sword with a katana is incredibly badass

[@haydenstout2347]

fr

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

In simple ways DM: "you want to do what? there is no way that can happen, but okay, roll it!" player: nat20 DM: describes this scene

[@yurki1682]

This happened to me on my first sesion as a GM, one guy said: I want to suplex the Dragon, and i was like: "You shouldn't, but ok. I don't think that..." 3 seconds later, there's a Dragon Suplexed on the Ground...

[@kingofflames738]

@@yurki1682 I hope someone at the session quietly chanted "RULES OF NATURE"

[@yurki1682]

@@kingofflames738 No, but we DID ended up recreating the "Standing Here" meme. With music and everything

[@benkujo471]

I need to know the details of this scene because all I’m picturing is a dwarf absolutely decimating a level 20 orc

[@kingofflames738]

@@benkujo471 wouldn't it be more like the dwarf failing at decimating them? Basically rolling a 1 or something and thus not doing any damage?

[@AnchorOfTime]

Raiden: I'm gonna have my own game someday Me: yeah right, i'll believe that when Metal Gears fly

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

Is MGS 2 is not his own game?

[@ebonslayer3321]

@@NiCoNiCoNiCola Both technically and by what he means... no. Technically, he's only in MG2 for 99% of the game, not hte 100%. But what he means is that he'll get his own spinoff or title based around him (like how Metal Gear Solid is based arond Solid Snake).

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

@@ebonslayer3321 you really think that Konami will make good MG game about Raiden? Forget about it

[@ebonslayer3321]

@@NiCoNiCoNiCola When did I say that? The whole joke was about how he'll only believe Raiden will get his own game (referring to MGR:R) when Metal Gears fly (like how Raiden makes RAY fly in the above video).

[@rejoicingfakepriest201]

@@ebonslayer3321 I still wonder why jokes flew over people's head. Hmm.

[@RandomDude_208]

combat initiation rn:

[@JeromeGames2811]

Great Drakobloxxer be like

[@MatiasMicaelo]

The Raiden cosplays are gonna be wild the moment combat initiation allows avatars to fit in

[@user-bq6kd3mg3w]

glad i found a fellow combatinitiation fan

[@dyingscarlet]

Boris cheering you on is what makes this scene.

[@thekilla1234]

It's only just occurred to me that Ray is such a threatening machine that even after being yeeted into the sky and having one of it's arms sliced into 50 pieces, it's still able to fire some pretty accurate shots at Raiden.

[@shadows_star]

Keep in mind that Ray is not even anti personal. It's designed to fight other metal gear.

[@_12k70]

@@shadows_star You're telling me he and Sam not only obliterated those giant machines, but that those giant machines are specifically made to destroy OTHER GIANT MACHINES ?

[@hoodcate]

@OnePlayer480 damn

[@shadows_star]

@OnePlayer480 Huh. I had initially liked the idea that Rules of Nature was Raidens theme because of his need to be on a battlefield and constantly moving from one prey to the next for the meaning in his life to valid, but listening to your interpretation has changed my mind. It is very cool to see other perspectives.

[@shadows_star]

@@_12k70 Yes.

[@WhiteRoseSamurai]

For most people, blocking a 50 foot tall robot's arm with a katana, tossing it into the air, then jumping after it and cutting the arm off would be the achievement of a lifetime. For Raiden, it was just another Monday morning.

[@paulollarsabaiii9824]

*Narrator voice* : He would then go on to run and jump across several missiles, sprint down a clock tower a la Kingdom Hearts and then slice that same robot clean down the middle. Most will never achieve this. Raiden did it in 10 minutes.

[@jakejohnson718]

@@paulollarsabaiii9824 he then loses to an absolute badass of a cyborg, who isn't even 100% a cyborg, literally only his arm

[@paulollarsabaiii9824]

Jake Johnson Based Jetstream Sam

[@dr2d2]

@@paulollarsabaiii9824 Why did I read that in Morgan freeman voice

[@caav56]

@@jakejohnson718 He has a cybersuit, though. And a better slicey stick.

[@JeekyllFrost777]

Here because of Kirbo

[@jaredtimmer7841]

Poiyo!!

[@sajalghosh847]

RULES OF KIRBO

[@a.9.u.fnoobgamer484]

The billion dollar mech made to stop nuclear railgun mechs and is equipped with a sword the size of a boat? Oh thats just the tutorial boss.

[@mechaisraphel]

Nearly a decade later, and this tutorial boss is one that still goes the hardest compared to any other one I've seen.

[@noe_buddy3160]

It better establishes the world.

[@unfortunatecircumstances8870]

God of War fans: First time?

[@microwaveenthusiast7410]

Iudex Gundyr is hard too

[@Saissem]

the most funny thing is the *tutorial boss* is a fucking metal gear.

[@houbsmars]

Giganto from Sonic Frontiers would like to have a chat

[@clamorous7550]

I don't know if the Metal Gear had a pilot or not, but... Can you imagine being the pilot at that moment?

[@user-jt8dy3sq1u]

This one’s operated by A.I. if I remembered correctly

[@Emer2ld]

He clearly sliced it open with no pilot in sight, plus it was explained that it's controlled with an A.I.

[@SaladSneky]

This RAY uses an A.I but there are other types of RAYs that can be piloted.

[@smakkacowtherealone]

@@Emer2ld well he "only" sliced the arm off, but if it was explained then so be it

[@Amsel_616]

@@smakkacowtherealone i mean in Phase 2 he cuts Ray in half and there's no signal of a pilot inside.

[@Guest-qm8mi]

0:18 me trying to step on an anthill but realizing they can lift 50× their body weight

[@RevolutionaryLoser]

When you cannot acquire the weapon to surpass metal gear so you become the weapon to surpass metal gear.

[@megashark1013]

Remember when the MGS community hated Raiden?

[@kanemccarthy1979]

No

[@antoniosaenz375]

No because I’m young and only played MGS V

[@kanemccarthy1979]

@@antoniosaenz375 same lol

[@archol6596]

They hated him just because he replaced Snake lmao. He's a well written character

[@Sierra-058]

@@antoniosaenz375 how old are you?

[@gibusgamer93]

It's like one of my Japanese animes...

[@SoulerVids]

gibusgamer93 I sense a joke in the force.

[@Javijavim]

its like one of my russian animes

[@BB0ysGames]

+gibusgamer93 otacon get a grip

[@7force]

+gibusgamer93 It bears a striking resemblance to one of my Chinese cartoons...

[@Javijavim]

Damn i just got it Otacon says that in mgs1 xD

[@hididdlyhodiddly6019]

I remember playing this when it came out. I can say with 100% certainty that I did not expect Raiden to suplex the fucking metal gear.

[@Spacialvekter]

That's the moment when you realize it's one of THOSE games.

[@hazhim_]

Newton is crying in the corner

[@ultra-nationalistodst8085]

Torque? What’s that?

[@TitanJonkler]

Pretty sure Magnetism made possible for Raiden to lift that metal gear

[@avery1647]

@@TitanJonkler ah yes... Simple magnetism can apparently ignore the law of physics

[@TitanJonkler]

@@avery1647 Yes

[@G.Redgrave]

@@TitanJonkler based

[@LocalGoober10]

Mgs2: “swimming isn’t my strong suit.” Mgr:R “Fuck you.” **destroys multiple Metal gear rays with a sword and hands**

[@Soul-zg8sd]

**Becomes a fucking torpedo**

[@youraveragerobloxplayer6831]

me trying to crush an ant (i'm unaware it can carry 50x it's body weight):

[@JJM8043]

An ant can only lift 150 milligrams of weight and the average human weighs about 70 kilograms, that means that you are around 450,000 times heavier than an ant's maximum lifting force. So yeah, you would have nothing to worry about.

[@youraveragerobloxplayer6831]

@@JJM8043 bruh it's a joke

[@JJM8043]

@@youraveragerobloxplayer6831 I know it's a joke, but I'm still allowed to leave comments.

[@youraveragerobloxplayer6831]

@@JJM8043 I'm aware of that, it just kind of ruins the comedy of the joke

[@kabargin]

"Is that the final boss?" "Nah. It's the tutorial boss."

[@matman000000]

War has changed.

[@crimsonmarshmallow9093]

no kidding

[@PhantomShadow224]

Mattchester take that, fallout!

[@toastywhiteboy7822]

No shit

[@charsage1036]

@@PhantomShadow224 in my opinion "war never changes" is more symbolic i think is word what I'm saying is "war never changes" doesn't mean war doesn't change over time key word in my opinion i may be wrong.

[@markdevontrocio1030]

War never changes.

[@shmeemoi]

Are we sure this is the same guy who cartwheeled around naked in Arsenal Gear?

[@connorh.4208]

Big b0ss sadly yes

[@scalpelsleppdem1447]

yes. apparently.

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

I guess.

[@agustinmartinsilvs4448]

He grew fast didn’t he?

[@bio-weaponn5576]

Yea apparently disliked characters can achieve redemption, who knew.

[@wachipungo8140]

"It appeals to the male fantasy"

[@muddysudz6550]

Sorry babe I gotta follow the rules of the wild

[@mineboom7377]

DUDE JUST SUPLEXED A METAL GEAR!!!

[@mineboom7377]

4 months later and this is still just as epic.

[@Pedro-et1jq]

MineBoom Still epic today m8

[@Ixsiehn]

*checking* yep, still epic even today

[@Leeyawnn]

Turk lol

[@inciacci549]

Because he can.

[@indifferentone8991]

"Anime can't be translated into 3D" Anime translated into 3D:

[@Grigori_Rasputin666]

Asura's Wrath type.

[@tiktokcompilations797]

Sonic frontiers

[@elmemearana]

​@@tiktokcompilations797Every 2000's 3D Sonic game or Final Fantasy series:

[@parisgorospe7709]

This is much better than anime

[@lolstalgic9602]

RWBY?

[@_VOXEL]

The 5’4” friend trying to kill the mosquito that got into his room:

[@hotvoiseacting47]

Me: I extend my finger to the ant so that it climbs on it Mosquito: