The Roast of Heidi N Closet, Valentina & Nina West 😇 RuPaul’s Drag Race

[@Fireheartl]

Just because you Utican, doesn’t mean you Utishould.

[@eugefederico1178]

😂

[@tpl2401]

Underrated comment.

[@juliedeckers1068]

This made my day🤣

[@callumswords1524]

lmfaooo noooooooo

[@Lidia_Es]

She got a terrible edit

[@emilyvera8538]

"Rupaul is so old when i told her to act her age, she died" 😂

[@marsanda1397]

That joke was from the internet 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[@lrizzard]

her expressions during that killed me

[@ojasmalla667]

Bianca and Bob have already used that joke

[@manickamupendran]

They gotta stop this format of “so old”, it’s so old.

[@TrustyPromise]

I couldn't understand it when she said it 😳

[@nisarojas2869]

The fact that “you the one bombing” and Rupaul giving the finger to Utica happening within a minute is iconic

[@AlexYeeTV]

Rosé: "One of us is a recording artist...and one is a singerrrrrr" LOL

[@phredeejr]

Too good lol

[@Bjorksbackyard]

Idk why but the way she said singerrrr was so funny

[@treasurechest2951]

someone please explain this

[@CaseyM29]

@@treasurechest2951 she means that she’s a singer and can sing and that rupaul is just a recording artist which implies that he can’t sing he just makes songs 😭

[@theonionqueen3519]

I didn’t get it ;-;

[@aniahills]

"you're the one bombing" lives rent free in my head now

[@pangolin_stir_fry_lung_jui3954]

Girl I almost passed outttt

[@roymantic1833]

everytime i think that the meme of "ms jackson... ms jackson" shows up right after

[@fandezabuza4482]

loni was so b*itchy lmao

[@xcx000]

@@fandezabuza4482 as she should be 😭 miss was fed up with the unfunny roasts from utica starting from the coaching bit

[@fandezabuza4482]

@@xcx000 she wasn't that bd, the jokes just didn't land but is a roast, utica had to be mean

[@m.egan53]

Kandy's filler word isn't "like" or "um" it's "b-tch"

[@blairence]

Ngl it's so annoying

[@absol_lute_zero9083]

It's kinda hilarious

[@АзикБраев-д2е]

Maybe she worried because it's so hard to open the roast first. Alexis Mateo on cycle 3 worried too. Every single time she said "honey"

[@adamjustadam]

It’s very New York which I love ❤️

[@jackcarter2767]

it's a discourse marker! linguistics!!!

[@lizzygrant2518]

When loni told utica she was bombing i legit would’ve pulled a ginny lemon

[@whydontyouhateme]

Loni Love was clearly pissed that she was called fat. 😂😂😂

[@acidspittingllama1865]

@@whydontyouhateme Clearly not because she then tweeted when Utica was getting cancelled that everyone shouldn't take it to heart.

[@sellkiies1730]

She should've put a bendelacreme on season 6 stand up lmao

[@noahtaeyong]

Ginny Lemon, fancy a slice?

[@kuromi_jade]

SAME. I had to pause the show and walk away like I wasn't prepared.

[@meymeyM7]

Utica's roast will remain in drag race's Herstory for unholy reasons

[@heymistercarter.]

It goes alongside Farrah, Alexis, Trinity (both times), Alyssa and Roxxxy for being one of the worst roasts ever.

[@fardiorin9133]

@@heymistercarter. at least Utica got everyone hysterical just how bad it was with Ru and Loni 💀🤣

[@beravurgun]

@@heymistercarter. dont forget naomi’s roasts ma’am 😂

[@corrine1310]

I thought fat jokes were fine in drag race, like queens before would read queens for being fat. Brooke even called silky precious, raja straight up called delta Fat. Why was everyone so offended about the whale read

[@fardiorin9133]

@@corrine1310 I suppose it was more due to the delivery that was a bit hard and slow to process. However, I think body jokes are never okay.

[@8__mario]

Asking RuPaul to stand up HAS TO BE one of the best moments ever!!!!!! The audacity!!! I was screaming so loud!!!

[@christianh84]

I dont get the joke :(

[@joshuaward9116]

@@christianh84 it is said that rupaul wears sweatpants when she is behind the desk therefore she wanted to expose that fact

[@christianh84]

@@joshuaward9116 😱 the nerve! The bravery!!! Hahahaha thanks for the info!

[@Tuepfely]

@@joshuaward9116 You can actually see her sweatpants twice on AS6 :D

[@MrCherubWing]

Tuepfely when?

[@doychinkutsarov9866]

Utica had the nerve to ask Rupal to stand up when she is wearing flip flops and pants behind the desk. OMG is she Tammie Brown daughter or something.

[@eduarsaavedra2153]

lmao

[@phoenixrising7777]

I’m glad she did. Rupaul been doing her dirty all season, let loni love humiliate her even though the number one rule of roasting is not to take it personally, and she got to have her moment to brutually roast rupaul right back.

[@_peepee_]

i think thats hilarious im sorry

[@nothereforit.605]

@@phoenixrising7777 I think they were in the right after they told her she needed to change her material. They literally sat their and gave her advice and Loni was brought in specifically to help her do well in the challenge. Utica decided she knew better which she clearly didn’t. Then to tell someone even in jest that they suck after they tried to help you to not epically fail like she did. How are you not gonna respond to it like loni did. Nobody likes being dismissed and especially not in an area in which you are considered an expert.When you’re arrogant like Utica, I personally feel you should be put in your place. There’s a difference between being confident and just plain arrogant. Personally I like Utica, she did amazing in the sewing challenge but I can also see and accept her flaws.

[@tpl2401]

Scuse your mouth

[@takequeendown3]

Utica literally had nowhere to go but up from Symone’s roast, yet somehow her roast was so bad the judges panel got more laughs than her...yikes

[@olaibrahim2843]

utica was definitely the farrah moan of this roast😭😭

[@fardiorin9133]

@@olaibrahim2843 but Farrah was dead silence lmao, Utica's roast made everyone cackling because it was that bad, joke on Ru, and Loni's line.

[@zalba5710]

Fardi Orin the difference is that they neither humiliated or laughed at Farrah

[@tealablu3759]

@@olaibrahim2843 didn’t Farrah keep sighing in hers? Like Symone’s?

[@idklolbutbetter8617]

Loni was so salty lol

[@CamargoNati]

Heidi saying “Lies” after Rosé , is the cutest thing!!!!

[@smalltittypunkgf]

!!! truth!!!!!!‼

[@pheever]

omg right?? how her voice sounded when she said it too! 🥰 "lies~"

[@benjaminherrera1987]

she's just so adorable, Rosé should have given her a pass 😤

[@Slientsword4631]

It also lets use all know rosé is spitting truths

[@Natu014]

@@Slientsword4631 exposed lol

[@rsloz]

Why is nobody talking about Heidi's "and fu- not you, you got the checks." and her high pitch voice at the end sent me 💀💀💀

[@jelanidacostabest8195]

The hysterical tone got me too

[@jeffrey5125]

When they make a Best of Season 13 video they can just have that bit of Heidi and let that be it! She stole the whole episode with that bit

[@CrystalSki67]

Why is no one talking about the pain in Ru's voice when she actually had to say "Heidi N Closet" 🤣😂🤣😂

[@hedevilbyday488]

She stole the show!!

[@hjuzzz5663]

Or her girl huh? at 7:31 💀

[@hwangara]

I’m terrified that RuPaul is gonna not be able to breathe when laughing one day and fell onto the floor. He literally CACKLES

[@stephanieparker5049]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💯

[@dor4376]

Do he need to breath in th... in the paper bag?

[@brandoniswhoiam]

He sounds so forced sometimes.

[@justme_nor]

they have snatched him together from neck to crack. and then they glued him to the chair with superglue

[@tangerinerose3724]

It's called unbridled laughter, coming from the belly. Nothing fake about it. I love Ru's laugh!

[@gerybalam]

why does Olivia sounds like a seven year-old kid was handed a bunch of jokes to read in front of the family at thanksgiving dinner?

[@nicholasloyal4039]

AhahahahahahaHAha

[@danielmelo2205]

crappy af

[@otaviocavalcante768]

this was very specific

[@Jays6926]

She sounded like The Vixen’s Blue Ivy 😂😂😂

[@sonerkamer2678]

She really was lucky that both Symone and Utica bombed pretty hard. If one of them was decent then she would have def being in the bottom

[@sonyxa1957]

I thought that nobody could top Farrah Moan's roast and then Utica shows up. The very definition of cringe.

[@fardiorin9133]

But the joke on Ru made it up that no one was silent the whole time.

[@dennisvillaflor3359]

Not really.

[@tealablu3759]

@@fardiorin9133 honestly, I didn’t get it until someone spelled it out in the comments. It just looked like she was making ru angry

[@sachagirard3736]

@@fardiorin9133 that was iconic but she still was so cringe

[@majelalover8837]

Let‘s get this roas cookin‘

[@inferliz]

rosé's joke "one of us is a recording artist and one is a singer" killed me

[@lune78]

The best joke of the night tbh.

[@unicorn6582]

@@lune78 The "could you stand up for us please" is invencible.

[@tyleranderson5596]

wasnt funny

[@Angelgirlxxx]

her delivery was solid

[@lastnamefirst_]

It was the delivery for me

[@DannMann8]

Loni saying “you the one bombing” will forever be iconic

[@Will-db4qo]

Utica was holding back tears 😭

[@marc-antoine837]

Could you explain to me just what it means ? English isn't my mother tongue so some jokes are hard to get sometimes

[@Will-db4qo]

@@marc-antoine837 Bombing something means they did bad, utica started out saying Symone "bombed" because her roast was bad, and loni said "you're the one bombing" because utica wasnt funny

[@marc-antoine837]

@@Will-db4qo ok thank you so much !!

[@phoenixrising7777]

It was cruel. As a comedian, loni should know better than to do that to a novice. She didn’t do it to anyone else even though they all made jokes about her comedy career. Shameful.

[@kelsynicole9135]

Gotmik saying “Jesus Christ” under her breath after Utica’s introduction 😂💀

[@spinulosida]

Minute? 😭

[@kelsynicole9135]

@@spinulosida minute mark is 8:32 ❤️

[@kelsynicole9135]

Then Kandy saying “Molly you in danger, gurl” I highly recommend watching the roast with captions 😂

[@spinulosida]

@@kelsynicole9135 Thank youuuu, english is not my first language 😂♥️

[@rydbthatsme]

P E R I O D🤣

[@meh4963]

The way Utica completely bombed but ended up having the most iconic routine 😂

[@darkmask5933]

It's just the way it happens, Kandy was the funniest but will we remember any of her jokes years from now? Probably not, but we will remember "you're the one bombing!" and Ru doing the nastiest hand gesture ever to Utica!

[@fardiorin9133]

That's how you become an icon on Drag Race

[@johnh1452]

She's a lock for All Stars after this roast

[@jonrictaguiam1071]

Utica's roast will be a staple in RPDR Herstory for making Rupaul flip the bird😭

[@tinycatking3718]

Bombed the roast, having one of the most iconic routines, AND the best joke for the night (the Ru one)

[@lettuce8279]

The way mik said “Jesus Christ” after being introduced fits the entire mood of the room at the time.

[@deyesed]

Production's use of her hot mic was also v intentional.

[@laincoubert7236]

and kandy going "molly, you in danger girl"

[@aaron_m_04]

Utica: “I thought I had the balls to bomb that hard” Oh, you did girl

[@trinogon]

Things to say 10 seconds before disaster.

[@majiaugustine9510]

well at least it was morw bearable than olivia lux's fake baby voice set 💀

[@phoenixrising7777]

She was the only one who tried a hard hitting roast, despite some failures. The Internet is trying to cancel her because they don’t understand what a roast is and are buying a villain edit that even Gottmik called out.

[@mordecai6937]

@@phoenixrising7777 lol what editing? They played the footage the whole way through. There were no cuts. Can't villain edit something she said herself.

[@phoenixrising7777]

Mordecai there are cuts in the footage. Anytime they cut away to something, there’s is the potential for lost footage. If you look at the footage, there are jump cuts from Utica to the girls faces and back to Utica. Gottmik admitted that after Utica was sad at sending Tina home, the girls comforted her and then the producer asked Utica about her lipsync. They edited it out to make it seem like her emotions changed on the drop of a hat.

[@escrybaby]

*If I was Utica I would have started crying*

[@zalba5710]

She nearly did, you can here at the ‘you like this RuPaul’ part. That (really) short moment gave me children in nature/something on my face vibes

[@Ohmygh0st]

SAME omg! Girl EVERYBODY came for her and she kept that smiling face on, I would have turned into ashes 😂

[@njosecamacho]

I feel so bad for Utica

[@njosecamacho]

U can see her slowly having a moment when RuPaul put her middle fingers up at her

[@tealablu3759]

I would’ve cut it short and left the stage

[@thespqrguy]

Kandy's "she died" is the best roast joke I've ever heard lol

[@elizabethgomezsaldana5202]

That was the exact same joke lady bunny did.... so she copy that......

[@charliez077]

@@elizabethgomezsaldana5202 true but Kandy's delivery of her jokes and working with judges/queens was FLAWLESS. and pretty much every joke slayed.

[@williwildfang8032]

@@elizabethgomezsaldana5202 They all copy some jokes not only Kandy. But Kandy made it fresh and new with her amazing delivery

[@lukas4112]

I’ve heard it a ton of times. Most of her jokes sound like she took them from the internet

[@kiovell5519]

@@williwildfang8032 yeah sure lets make excuses for her and her copy jokes, copy lip sync moves, get it over she made it that far cause she delivered the only thing she know how to do and thats drama

[@michigo_xo]

for anyone who may be confused about Utica’s “stand up” roast, Rupaul untucks and wears sweatpants and comfy shoes behind the desk and is only in drag from the waist up 💀 Utica’s nerve...

[@nelsonmena7434]

Omg now it’s so funny

[@samanthamunoz6874]

Really?!

[@saulpinzon4472]

@@samanthamunoz6874 yas!

[@betticola]

see that’s why it sucks that she bombed so hard, because that was a genuinely good jab but it couldn’t even land so it made her look stupid instead 😭

[@redxhoney]

omgggggggg 💀

[@yourhighness4068]

the fact that Utica was warned to changed her set for the roast but she didn't listen because she felt Michelle and Loni didn't understand her jokes so she just kept them the same makes her roast even more uncomfortably funny

[@tealablu3759]

I was just wicked uncomfortable, especially when I saw how ticked the judges were

[@kaedelg783]

Uncomfortably uncomfortable.

[@Twilightgirl674]

I feel less bad for Utica knowing that. she thought she was above the judges constructive criticism and now...

[@tealablu3759]

@P Holstwiik especially since the judges really do want to see that you’ve read the notes and listened. They’re not always right, but in this case it would’ve behooved her to listen

[@pokhoshamulailatpam5552]

@@tealablu3759 not as cringy as the forced laughs at gottmik's jokes.

[@hidinfromdacops2246]

Olivia: “I didn’t come here JUST to get Ms. Congeniality!” Lala Ri: _gets Ms. Congeniality_ Olivia: *”am I a joke to you?”*

[@danielmelo2205]

Lala ri deserved Olivia was such a weird diva with a stupid baby voice

[@adamjustadam]

Imagine if both LaLa and Olivia got Miss Congeniality?

[@harryhealey4298]

@@adamjustadam I can’t imagine it

[@matcha.addict4139]

@@danielmelo2205 I agree

[@benjaminmorales8554]

@@danielmelo2205 like if she would drink 😭 was so cringy

[@peguinish]

*Uticia not wanting to offend anyone all season and being worried about cancel culture* “Do you speak whale? Sorry I thought you spoke whale” 💀🤡

[@phoenixrising7777]

So you are pissed at all the other fat jokes right? She failed at a roast.....either call out all the other fat jokes or stop calling her fatphobic. It’s a roast......it’s meant to be offensive and funny and all she did was fail to be funny.

[@rivasarkar]

@@phoenixrising7777 bruh they're not calling her fatphobic calm down

[@phoenixrising7777]

Riva Sarkar umm yes they are all across social media. They are creating cancel accounts and everything. Take a look.

[@peguinish]

Look I’m a uticia Stan but it’s just HILARIOUS TO ME THAT SHE HAD MUIPLE MOMENTS THIS SEASON (AND ITS HER FIRST SEASON ) swearing she didn’t want to hurt feelings or offend or get canceled so it’s HILAROUS HER ROAST TOTALLLY WHAT SHE WAS TRYING TO AVOID THE IRONY THORUGHOUT IT WAS HILARIOUS

[@rivasarkar]

@@phoenixrising7777 this specific person is not ? ? ?

[@rinvendertube]

heidi’s look is everything! also, loni love was robbed, she should’ve won the roast

[@Felipe-im4bo]

And her makeup ❤️ I'm so proud of Heidi

[@lauriechan1426]

Suuuch a glowup. She looks FANTASTIC...really soft and supple

[@kennethsarion286]

You shouldve won the roast

[@xcx000]

@@kennethsarion286 sus

[@Patrick-fd5po]

When she said, u the one bombing. I died

[@leedamato1597]

"Mama Ru is so old she signed the declaration of Independence as parent/guardian." Olivia Lux, I love you.

[@iandean1112]

I did enjoy this

[@sergioh5940]

i still dont get the parent/guardian joke lmao

[@iandean1112]

@@sergioh5940 It's like when your parents have to sign things with you. Mama is old

[@Sikanda.]

Utica's roast : Farrah Moan edition, the shequel.

[@brandonquiroz5498]

Farrah took the roast to literal hahaha

[@janno028]

Except Utica was on a different level. Lol

[@sethconway6465]

Part 2, the remix

[@xsimamora31]

Actually, I can watch Farrah's roast. Utica makes me very uncomfortable from beginning to end.

[@henryamaya21]

Let’s get this roast to cooking ! 😂

[@nathanpbowes6979]

Just in case anyone doesn’t know, Ru wears sweatpants and running shoes under the judges panel, that’s why Utica asked her to stand up after saying she’s a “fashion icon”.

[@comsicartisan7700]

Omg

[@samanthaohora2396]

REALLY?? I had no idea but it makes sense. Sitting in a corset is ROUGH

[@Danay985]

@UCu1W_DxTY8LD2HjYjnZXhUA 'cause she can lol

[@svby]

When I was watching I thought she didn’t have any pants, this makes way more sense. Don’t ask me why I thought that. I have so many issues 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@azlxns]

apart from that, it does seem inappropriate to be commanding Ru to stand up like that

[@tekic9653]

I’m sorry, but “ru Paul could you stand up for us please” is the best roast in the history of this show.

[@headerahelix]

Terrible taste.

[@snatched.377]

@@headerahelix Not really

[@bluecircle06]

periodt.

[@torrik-8722]

I don't get it. Can someone explain please?

[@Onehundredpounds]

Absolutely got her

[@sebastianboeddinghaus3505]

Rosê's face when she said "One of us is a recording artist, and one of us is a singer"

[@Robert-hq1si]

What did she mean? I’m still a little confused at this roast....

[@mykoniichistorychannel]

@@Robert-hq1si Ru can't sing.

[@marine6271]

@@Robert-hq1si Rosé sings but has never recorded any albums. RuPaul did. Connect the dots 😉

[@mg3929]

@@Robert-hq1si Rose is implying that she is a legitimate artist who has written and recorded songs, and that Ru is basically just a singing voice that makes money from other peoples song writing. It's extra funny because of how aware Rose is about the difference in the level of success between the two of them. That's why it works so well because it's a dig but a good natured one. She's smart like that.

[@Robert-hq1si]

@@mg3929 oh ok! Thank you!

[@johnknowlesssss15]

Rosé did THAT without cards, she had to be rewarded just for that, she's fucking talented.

[@superxiiv9576]

Tea times

[@JumeckRafeal]

Wow. Memorization.

[@ClaireStClair-dq1po]

@@JumeckRafeal memorizing is the easy part, what makes it difficult is retaining what will be said, and delivering it so confidently it comes off as natural, and that's what Rosé nailed.

[@ernestorodriguez8388]

@@ClaireStClair-dq1po which is what should be expected in this challenge. Some of those girls have cards with them and STILL bomb 🤣

[@nisarojas2869]

I doubt it’s her first rodeo

[@samanthaandal6580]

What hurts the most about Olivia's set is that she actually wrote some really good jokes but completely missed the mark in her delivery

[@dianacarreon3913]

Ready to see Utica being roast in her own roast

[@fardiorin9133]

Shoulda kept her from the bottom 🤣🤣

[@josie_grossyy]

Very hard to watch. Lol

[@ziva9266]

A true reverse roastion expedition

[@collincollin7682]

IG brought us 😂

[@hag1100]

HEHEHEEE YOU'RE THE ONE BOMBIN'

[@GoRicky15]

I don't think Olivia necessarily had bad jokes, but the delivery was a bit strange. The parent/guardian joke was killer

[@frog9311]

I know like if she had toned down that kind of sweet baby persona she would've done just fine.

[@skinnylegend3487]

That one, the miss c, and nina west one were good. Was just the voice and last couple jokes.

[@pokemasterhek]

Should have been a three way lip sync for your life

[@shubhshah1620]

@@pokemasterhek no

[@Natu014]

The baby persona just made her look really nervous

[@jgcaba3173]

Utica’s roast was so awful, it was funny. Like laughing at a train wreak.

[@matcha.addict4139]

Omg someone said it, it was so funny to me

[@adamjustadam]

Or laughing at a stillborn baby

[@jaystev]

@@adamjustadam wtf

[@Zenek_Rozenek]

it's like Crystal Methyd at the Rusical- You don't want to watch it, but you can't stop having fun!

[@nisarojas2869]

@@adamjustadam wtf

[@elsolinn617]

Mik was ICONIC "wow. how will i ever follow that one up?" "im a huge fan of all of your hit song."

[@gucciguccipradaprada5702]

Unfortunately the joke i laughed the hardest at was utica’s rupaul joke 😭

[@MarkehJLL]

Her head tilt after KILLED me

[@gabrielaegas9965]

I don’t get it. Does rupaul take out her dress and shoes after she sits?

[@slaythehausdown]

@@gabrielaegas9965 yes she sits in sweats after walking the runway💀

[@ojasmalla667]

@@gabrielaegas9965 Yes she puts on sweatpants after walking the runway

[@manickamupendran]

@@gabrielaegas9965 she allegedly wears sweatpants before she sits down

[@LiliRoseMcKayMusic]

its so funny that the one time valentina does different brows someone decides to base a whole joke off of it. you cant script that kind of magic

[@sonerkamer2678]

It reminds me of a specific read from Vanjie about Brooke’s toes in the reading challenge, but then she said “You have to get it on another episode” cause Brooke was wearing shoes not sandals

[@AndySunshine1291]

I can't stop watching Rosé and Heidi's interaction it's sending me. "How ya doin' Heidi?" "...Blessed and highly favored as al-" "Ok great." I die every time

[@beomgyusbear810]

OMG SAME AND THE 'LIES' PART, HEIDI'S REACTION WAS FUNNY

[@diegorpons2512]

Indeed. This interaction alone should have won Rose the challenge.

[@user-hr3op4iz2k]

The audacity of Rosé being that smooth without note cards!!! Ate and left no crumbs

[@lukenewcombe6637]

“RuPaul you are such a fashion icon, if you could stand up for us please” NOW COME ON THAT WAS THE BEST JOKE OF THE EPISODE 😂😭

[@darryl2542]

For real. It was PERFECT

[@starlitexo]

I’m not gonna lie I miss Valentina’s bigger eyebrows.

[@joahan111]

Don’t worry! Her friend did her makeup that day so she probably still does the bigger brows

[@melissaw3020]

She was referencing the 1920s, she explained all the inspiration behind the look on her Instagram. I'm sure the big brows will be back!!

[@tyronanderson6282]

I think her hair and make up was busted

[@oneatatime3256]

I knew something looked off but I wasn’t sure what it was

[@MrMissplaced]

OMG same! Thank you! I didn't know what was bothering me about her mug!

[@scraperindustry]

Is anyone else frustrated they barely roasted the Miss Congenialities and had more jokes about the judges?

[@natsby4life842]

It personally offends me, because Heidi was told a million times to change her NAME during her season and Valentina... is Valentina (fan favorite, your smile is beautiful, I'd like to keep it on, lives in a telenovela, RENT live, thinks she's Selena Quintanilla...) I mean, the jokes write themselves (I'm a Heidi and Valentina fan, btw)

[@kerrie790]

Yes.

[@tealablu3759]

I didn’t notice it at first, but you’re not wrong. And no won made any Nina/Tina jokes. Ok, one

[@m00nrac00n]

@@natsby4life842 Yea there was SO much material with those 3. This season is so lackluster.

[@kuromi_jade]

they probably had lots of jokes for the miss congenitalites but most likely they were edited out.

[@TheKrilicious]

Time stamps to the good roasts: Kandy: 0:54 Gottmik: 8:43 Rosé: 12:28

[@stefanmilovic835]

Blessed comment

[@michaelmartin6509]

Bless you

[@absol_lute_zero9083]

Saving our gay souls. Ty so much

[@jay_dmp]

u forgot Loni Love at 7:47 and Ru at 8:05 asdhdghsdg

[@rifa1673]

This comment is funnier than all of symone’s roasts

[@AlexIsLive]

When Utica asked RuPaul to stand up and Ru flipped her off my soul left my body 😭💀 Edit: Wow I´ve never had this many likes and replies to one of my comments... IM LIVING MY CELEBRITY JANTASY HENNY

[@jellychai5823]

I still don't get why Ru did that

[@rachtj14]

@@jellychai5823 rumor is Ru wears sweatpants under the judges table

[@Mat3jV]

@@rachtj14 Rupaul confirmed it in his interview with Joan Rivers.

[@jonrictaguiam1071]

@@jellychai5823 it's a bold move considering the rumor that Ru wears sweatpants under the Judges table and the way she flipped off Utica is iconic😭

[@PandaVictoriano]

In "Watcha Packin" she said the whole thing "Ru Paul, you are such a fashon icon from head to toe, if you could stand up please" (or something along those lines) they have cut the "from head to toe" part... so it makes even less sense.

[@briansherrod1916]

Utica might be the worst roaster known to man but goodness Kandy, Gottmik and Rose had me crying laughing lol

[@brenos.5017]

It's sad tho Her sense of humour isn't 4 this show

[@dyllemaa]

was i the only one laughing at utica shsbaksj she was bad but it was funny

[@keylerquinones2534]

@@dyllemaa it was so bad and awkward that it was good but for all the wrong reasons

[@rothaeos]

I want to see more of Rosé’s roast. I felt like it was cut short.

[@brandoniswhoiam]

Kandy wasn’t that funny to me.

[@ErosDiabolico]

The worst part: I laughed my ass off with Utica's roast and laughed even more with Loni and RuPaul's response 😂

[@Lidia_Es]

Loni broke the #1 rule of roasts and took things personally. There was no need to do her dirty with that edit, she did way better than Olivia and Symone

[@tovi3280]

@@Lidia_Es ummmm what

[@tjsquibbofficial]

@@Lidia_Es Agreed-

[@nisarojas2869]

@@Lidia_Es she didn’t. Oaf

[@SantiagoMr8]

@@Lidia_Es delusion, convince yourself

[@michaelma9207]

Sue me but Symone and Pumba made me laugh 😂

[@nikamamaclaygulanlpt2576]

the "Hakuna Matata" after that killed me 😂🤣

[@Cvzar07]

Same 😂

[@sarang.chavan]

Utica was funny to me

[@nn6404]

You could hear the crew laughing in the background at that.

[@lettuce8279]

SAME

[@BDTTK9]

Rosè was my favourite, effortless, confident and such clever jokes. Her RuPaul read is my fave, I think she should’ve gotten more praise.

[@phredeejr]

She’s a pro!

[@azlxns]

yea saying she was better in rehearsal was kinda a dumbe way to excuse the win to Kandy. like come on Rosé didn't even have her cards out

[@oaky7837]

@@azlxns exactly, the reason why she was better in rehearsal was because it was their first time hearing a joke like.. Ofc when you hear the joke a second time after rehearsal it's going to be less funny

[@nicoleochoa4497]

Her transitions and setups were FLAWLESS.

[@larsludvigsen6843]

I agree, it was perfection and she was the only one without notes

[@mariahcareyunited]

The fact there’s no music or shade sounds makes the silence even worse

[@P3N1SLUVR]

Goddamn Rose is good, didn’t even need those cards everyone else was flipping through

[@jkim6140]

honestly wouldn't have been mad if she won.

[@azlxns]

she should've won just for that. they pity Kandy waay too much

[@Dalsemien]

I want Rosé to win this season. Being as skilled as she is every week should be rewarded.

[@Bjorksbackyard]

@@Dalsemien at least she’s built up a solid fan base so she’ll be fine without winning. I mean, I’d actually leave my house to see her show 😭

[@alex3480]

@@Dalsemien Ahhhhhahahahaha

[@Kymilink]

"one of us is a recording artist, and one of us is a singeeeeeer" I think this is the best line of the roast imo. Just the way Rosé prepared the joke and the way she's telling it. Perfect.

[@larsludvigsen6843]

And for being the only one without notes delivering it perfectly!

[@ThemedNumber02]

She is DEFINITELY gonna win the crown 💗💗💗

[@michikomanalang6733]

“I told her to act her own age-she died” with the little gesture will never not get me

[@TrustyPromise]

How many times have we heard: "you sitting next to a drag queen.. not rupaul, i'm talking about Michelle"

[@mimp3486]

yeah! the joke sounded so familiar

[@xcx000]

a lot of times but to me it never gets old

[@patchyblonde]

Or “patient zerooo”

[@m00nrac00n]

The non-comedy queens always rely on references from former seasons in those challenges and hope to be safe. It happened so many times already. You can tell they come with pre-planed lines in the reading challenge, snatch game and the roast.

[@babyjush12]

Loni saying Utica bombed & Ru flipping her off was the combo I never knew I needed.

[@lucasm4299]

That’s what you needed for Utica?? Weird.

[@lizyanne6681]

Lmao forever iconic and for the wrong reasons too 😂😭

[@babyjush12]

@@lucasm4299 that was literally the most iconic part of the episode and half the comment section is about it. it’s not that deep😕

[@lucasm4299]

@@babyjush12 It’s just weird saying that you never knew you needed Utica to be flipped off and roasted and laughed at by Loni don’t you think??

[@Kalher32]

@@lucasm4299 shut up its reality television gold...

[@philmitchell8578]

“Kandy Muse from the bronx….zoo” is the funniest part of this by far

[@emilioxd6140]

Kandy : Amazing jokes Rose: Great energy Gottmik : Confidence Olivia : was there Symone : Is her name Utica : Lony love

[@a.s.1659]

NOT 'WAS THERE' AND 'IS HER NAME' BYEEEEEEEE

[@adamjustadam]

Alternative name: Loni Love kills Utica in self defence

[@Lidia_Es]

Symone did worse than Utica change my mind

[@123haaaii]

Heidi: In closet

[@Jordipordi]

Kandy: talented Rosé: brilliant Gottmik: showstopping Olivia: you know. Symone: beat face Utica: You’re the one bombing

[@wiznahhhk9341]

"Nina West is so big, her real name is Nina Pinta Sta. Maria." "Nina West is so big, her name shouldn't be Nina West, it should be Nina The Whole Damn Compass." "Nina West is so big, when she's on the runway, they say cleared for take-off." Are the only acceptable NINA WEST roasts.

[@jenniferl.1973]

That celebrity drag race roast is the best, I watch it every time I see it

[@MrMissplaced]

From the best roast in the show's herstory. I mean, my god was that good.

[@tealablu3759]

It was beautiful.

[@nickbealke7409]

Omg that roast was the BEST!

[@idklolbutbetter8617]

is it not available in youtube?

[@mal_ed]

RuPaul loved the 'she died' joke so much that she put Kandy in the bottom two the next week 😆

[@kingboulee6723]

I really didn’t think it was possible to do worst than Symone but Utica said hold my jokes (literally)! 😂

[@ladyk7199]

😂😂😂😂

[@wongg.masters5169]

Best roast hahaha

[@taufiksupriatna6493]

That was the worst, but baby that was not my least favorite 😂

[@Maatjuhhh]

Unrelated but Gottmik looked like heaven in that sparkly green dress. She's the modern Wicked Witch.

[@fandezabuza4482]

PERIODT

[@lizzytytysgirl36]

Same, I also got a bit of Shego vibes from the look too, love it

[@estefanylopez453]

@@DeDayDaisy yea something around the chest was weird

[@Funkyjunkmail]

It warms my heart when Ru announced Heidi by her full name. After an entire season of trying to change it Heidi stayed true to herself and I LOVE IT 💜

[@dennisvillaflor3359]

She probably forgot her name and was just getting fed the names haha.

[@Funkyjunkmail]

@@dennisvillaflor3359 Lmao sounds accurate.

[@GoMulanGo]

They roasted the judges more than the actual Miss Congenialities

[@ashliw3658]

Ikr? There was so little jokes about the congeniality queens I forgot that they were supposed to be the ones getting roasted

[@azlxns]

they probably did but editing.

[@iialarcon30]

It could be editing, but also: as the queens know a roast might come up, do you think it’s possible they prepared material in advance for the judges?

[@bethjacobx]

"one of us is a recording artist, and one is a singerrrrr" omfg rupaul found dead on the floor 💀💀💀

[@vesskich]

“the only thing that’s thirstier than Heidi N Closet are her brushes” 🤣🤣🤣

[@charliez077]

and Heidi's perfect reaction face to it 🤣🤣🤣

[@mikeseed1757]

Let's not pretend you didn't fast-forward it to Gotmik and Rose after Kandy's performance!!!

[@rainbowphoenix1363]

I stayed for "signed the declaration of independence" joke which always kills me

[@Swiiitdriiim]

I stayed during kandys performance

[@rreve]

I have not watched Symone s roast since I first saw the episode. Utica is a bit more digestible...

[@guilhermefarias5255]

@@rreve Utica's set is funny for all the wrong reasons

[@AndresRamirez-cx3nu]

@@rainbowphoenix1363 olivia jokes would of been funnier if she hadn’t done the baby voice, since her jokes were actually good lol

[@lizzardsthename]

Poor Symone. Her voice was so high and crackley, you could tell she was super nervous.

[@-blotches-3365]

Olivia had good jokes, but girl that delivery was ROUGH

[@jayjayblaze]

Valentina's "thank you" and "i do" to Utica had a very "oh sweetie I'm so sorry for you" touch in it, this roast teleports me to mars

[@captainnemolostintheocean1652]

C'mon telletubby!

[@nickwheeler5396]

Rosé was the funniest. She didn't rely on cards and she was the most cutting

[@phredeejr]

Hands down!

[@rydbthatsme]

P E R I O D! Robbed again🤦🏼‍♂️

[@gengarcrobat1576]

She would've won if she had a more appropriate outfit.

[@Patethiic]

No. Mik>>>>

[@hwanpaulo]

She has the most original jokes too. Kandy is just repeating the same tired rupaul is old jokes from Bianca and Bob

[@nickkim5977]

Kandy was good with her distribution of roasts , roasting all the good girls and judges while some of them didn't even roast the good girls

[@dennisvillaflor3359]

You do know that this was edited and some jokes were edited out.

[@hellnaw6]

0:54 Kandy Muse 3:50 Symone 6:09 Utica 8:43 GottMik 10:33 Olivia Lux 12:27 Rosé Welcome :)

[@MrMissplaced]

not all heroes wear capes

[@sophie-eh4te]

strong move sir thank you

[@jacellavore4523]

We need to take this to the top for everyone else's sake.

[@Jazy1993]

7:45 Loni Love

[@kishornaporter3405]

Thanks. This way I can skip Olivia and Utica!

[@CrashBoomBang78]

Rosé is everything. She’s pretty, charming, absolutely hilarious, talented, kind, positive, encouraging....I want her to win so bad. She really deserves it.

[@azlxns]

fucking robbed this episode

[@mangaatbagoong]

That's true but sadly. Rupaul doesnt like her as much as Symone or Kandy

[@CrashBoomBang78]

@@mangaatbagoong He doesn’t actually like Kandy, he just keeps her on for ratings.

[@greynotchristian]

and boring, really not a winning material.

[@CrashBoomBang78]

@@greynotchristian People said the same about Sasha Velour and Yvie Oddly, too. ☕️🐸

[@ajeyk9041]

rose's jokes are so effortless and so funny lmaooooo i want her to win so bad

[@_teammorales9999]

“I can’t even spell that” same Heidi same 😂

[@cocokenn95]

Lol me asf

[@allenscaife7783]

Symone + Utica's sets made me so tense I may never bottom again.

[@SeekThePaleSeptember]

+ You know there is an ointment for that.

[@sunnymarie2060]

😆😆😆😆

[@lizzytytysgirl36]

LMAO 😂

[@fleetpaws6569]

THIS IS FUNNIER THAN THEIR ENTIRE SETS

[@joyisntfunny]

LMAO 😂😂😂

[@a.s.03]

I was cringing so hard at Symone and Olivia. They deserved to be bottom two. As much as Utica bombed, her roast was absolutely iconic for all the wrong reasons.

[@rachelwilcox3526]

omg bye symone at least got some laughs. the bottom two should have been olivia and utica. utica was literally told to rewrite what she had down and kept every single thing

[@PCD1st]

@@rachelwilcox3526 Olivia got more laughs than Symone. Watch it again.

[@jabrilwilliams2658]

Rosé : how you doing Heidi Heidi: ☺️ blessed and highly favored as alwa- Rosé: Okay anyway!

[@kerrie790]

Wasn't that part of the joke lol?

[@tealablu3759]

@@kerrie790 it was lol

[@m00nrac00n]

When she cut her off I cackled. Its the small things.

[@user-hr3op4iz2k]

this took me OUT lmao i can't believe not a lot of people caught this, it was glorious

[@abraxasbrother]

Lieees!

[@barbiehanna]

wanna skip the bombers? 0:54 kandy 8:43 mik 12:27 rosé

[@robertwilson4737]

Utica's roast might be the only bombed roast in herstory that I DON'T skip. It's too iconic

[@spawn3721]

@@robertwilson4737 Utica's roast makes me laugh for all the wrong reasons, meanwhile, I'll die if I ever watch Symone's or Farrah's again

[@ems7650]

@@spawn3721 or alexis Michelle’s hers was terrible aswell

[@charliez077]

@@ems7650 but at least I always come back to Alexis' snatchgame which was absolutely iconic!

[@MissEleanorRoseXO]

Thanks girl

[@victorfurtado5578]

3:14 the way kandy delivers that joke with her arms an bouncing her head lmao that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen in this show

[@melsyoutube]

the most frustrating part of this episode is utica once again ignored the constructive criticism during the walkthrough just like she always ignores critiques. instead, she doubled down on her poor material and poor understanding of the difference between bitchy humor and plain insults

[@zzzcocopepe]

What was bitchy about what she said

[@raptorshades]

@@zzzcocopepe when mean jokes aren't funny...they just come across mean. That's it. Why y'all acting brand new?

[@zzzcocopepe]

@@raptorshades I don't remember asking you anything

[@raptorshades]

@@zzzcocopepe lol. oh, hunny

[@zzzcocopepe]

@@raptorshades good one

[@liliamayes3176]

I never wanted roses to end, I feel like she had so many good jokes we didnt get to see😭 anyway that singer joke was my fav

[@salomonrael8117]

Mik going "Jesus christ 😒" followed by Kandy quoting Ghost literally made me cackle

[@deyesed]

When people quote "you're the one bombing" they don't mention that Loni laughed heartily and confidently in Utica's face.

[@zalba5710]

That was so disgusting from her I had to stop watching when I first saw it.

[@taranoreilly5101]

@@zalba5710 it's a roast... They're literally all supposed to make fun of each other, and Utica's jokes were straight up mean. Utica brought it on herself.

[@xcx000]

@@zalba5710 if you dish it out, you gotta know how to take it back 🤷🏻‍♀️ that’s the whole point of a roast.

[@zalba5710]

asa Utica can take it, she laughed about all the jokes about her but that one.

[@m00nrac00n]

So they all made fun about Loni Love being there/her career...but Uticas was somehow not ok ? Utica was bad but this part was really unecessary.

[@abel_ardo]

"The patient zero" "Ru Paul is so old..." Jokes about Michelle being a man and Ross being gay... I just hate when these queens use old roast jokes to their new ones, kudos to Gottmik and Rosé for making it 100% original Edit: and Kandy, that was kinda cliché but very well played

[@salichen1667]

I'm pretty sure Gott miks pizza joke isn't original someone has already said it, although they probably don't have any way of checking if they are original since they aren't allowed any technology

[@gengarcrobat1576]

Who cares? The challenge is to be funny and they were funny.

[@dooley8746]

neither of them were original. the pizza and the uti/pill joke are stolen, and the recording artist vs singer was stolen. Utica was the only one who had a new joke.

[@myykkiee6446]

Yeah they may not be original but Kandys rupaul old jokes were SOOOO funny to me lmao

[@michigo_xo]

The “if you don’t like me my names ____” joke is so old

[@presleydemarco]

My favorite part is when she said, “ haha your the one bombing haha!” I cannot stop crying of how funny that was!

[@j.t.9269]

I was in tears when Loni said “you’re the one bombing” and Ru giving Utica two middle fingers 😩

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[@SSugarFishy]

Heidi’s expressions and reactions were priceless, it’s iconic, she’s iconic.

[@danickiminajjjj1179]

But the way the other queens looked at Ru with genuine fear when Utica said stand up 😩😩

[@ashishsingh4867]

Valentina should've come wearing a mask and said "I'd like to keep in on, please."

[@mtoffo2275]

I literally was so disappointed that she didn't have a mask on

[@ydjda.2634]

!!!!

[@matcha.addict4139]

She did that in AS4

[@matcha.addict4139]

@@mtoffo2275 AS4

[@ashishsingh4867]

@@matcha.addict4139 I mean in the sense that it is COVID and the filming was done during COVID.

[@fardiorin9133]

The way Utica bombed so hard that everyone was hysterical over it 💀😭🤣

[@LightbornCastles]

Utica may have done terribly but that half dressed joke to rupaul might be one of the funniest in a while. Iconic.

[@isabellehasproblems]

This episode was the first time I’ve ever seen raw middle fingers in TV. That’s HERSTORY

[@sarasolen]

right lmao! but then after that they blurred them, which was a bit odd, like we already saw the middle fingers?

[@joyisntfunny]

@@sarasolen pretty sure Ru did another gesture that was classified as worse than two birds up.

[@urmom777]

@@joyisntfunny what was it lmao

[@iheartpesto4ever]

"I'm SUCH a huge fan of you and your work and all of your hit song." BYE

[@Ysckemia]

i'm kinda sad that nobody tried "we're on this stage tonight with our Misses Congeniality.... AND Miss Fan Favorite" (but what is heartwarming is Nina's roast in the end, is what can be expected from her : true congeniality)

[@rocketbackhander6280]

Heidi's ensemble. My GODS that's such a strong reference she nailed it.

[@sunnivaleflair3576]

Whats the reference?

[@doc.m.d.8870]

@Pedro Fabián you got it.

[@wilhelminamagdalenakapatow3213]

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