Russell Peters - How to become a Canadian Citizen

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[@Musset911]

I once worked with a Canadian, first things he purchased for the office: a barbecue and a TV. Well, he helped me understand that life is also about having a good time with people around you.

[@IDGAFS21]

🍻😎✊🤙

[@JohnnyNagaSins]

I would love to be a Canadian 🤙😁

[@crunchwrapsupreme9372]

Infovest That’s not true. 😂

[@rogemillecastillo3183]

@Infovest You mean liberal PC idiots who thinks saying mankind is hurtful? What a bunch of woosies! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BoatsNhoes824]

@@rogemillecastillo3183 shut your hot dog eating ass up , isn’t 1 CAD soldier equivalent to 3 pansie ass American marines? Stop the cap

[@najat5779]

"Our food will have...flavour." "You know, garam kuttahs." 😂 I love how his entire facial expressions and body language change when he's portraying his Dad.

[@TheKobling]

Wish i had a brocher Luke him

[@saqi88]

I love Russell because he broke a lot of barriers with different races.

[@Pratyang_Ira]

true

[@toniodotcom]

Is he a hurdler? 😮🤔

[@mazieg7072]

Wow..this is 7/2020. Look how young he looks!!! I just saw an interview he did from a few months ago,but hes aged very well.

[@michelledeforge5265]

maybe explaining his thoughts better would actually break barriers which will never happen countries dont like doing that it exposes them for who they are

[@brucedmello7670]

@@michelledeforge5265 quiet.go do something yourself and then preach. Lund

[@s.a.z.108]

I cry for the loss of his father. It is clear he loved him.

[@MohamedHassan-ni6un]

Yes ... what an inspiration till this day 👏🏾

[@laurencollins8847]

When did he pass?

[@danfield6030]

S. A. Z. .. Get back to work !

[@sohaahmadi2573]

@@laurencollins8847 from what I read in previous comments, his dad passed in 2004

[@vladimirromanov210]

@@sohaahmadi2573 😢😢

[@jtconner7599]

Russel Peters wouldn't be shit without his Dad I swear.

[@shirokku3279]

Heh yeah you're right, every single show I've seen, there's at least 1 joke minimum of his dad.

[@krimo5700]

lol so true :D

[@krispykruzer]

how else would you start an ethnic joke without roasting someone ? and how about his dad, who is gonna laugh at the jokes :) may his dad rip.

[@nuck-]

If his mum swallowed maybe he would have literally been shit.

[@shyamvk]

" i swear" lmao

[@exas4791]

LOL. "Well, the rice keeps falling through the grill." Testament to the quality of the comedy if it is funny every time u watch it.

[@pichnaton7748]

I like his dad very much

[@wisdomleader85]

Pich Naton Somebody's gonna get a hurt real bad.

[@gkmsony]

Why!

[@gkmsony]

Why why?!

[@SamirMainuddin]

@gkmsony: that's why! (check the clip below) kzbin.info/www/bejne/onXUdahqbZxnabc

[@MrAlumni72]

It would be great if his father showed up at one of his shows. Or so I would like to believe ... :-)

[@KaiIwai]

Lmao, when my family first immigrated to Canada, we also bought a BBQ thinking that it was a Canadian right of passage. Ahaha, I'm not Indian, but I completely relate to this!

[@erikhopkins9488]

Did you bbq hamburgers and hawdaws? Lol.

[@Aethuviel]

HODDOG.

[@IshhyaboyizzyOninsta]

How is the country though,I’m planning on migrating there

[@averagesouthvietnamenjoyer6634]

Yisak Abraha contry is pretty good you exepte there is a lot of snow and in montreal there is a lot of traffic and holes in the ground exepte that its a beautiful country

[@crimsonfker4999]

Yisak Abraha its a lot shittier than you think ,housing is expensive due to the healthcare , there is more crimes per capita than in the us , there are anti Semitic hate crimes a few black hate crimes large sex trafficking of native girls and a decent amount of impoverished native children

[@Goldeneagle4712]

One of the funniest comedians alive. Never even heard of Russell until we moved to Canada from UK 3 years ago. What a shame not known that well in UK. Yr a genius Russell.

[@robertmurungi2995]

What!?!? I'm in Kenyan, and i knew about Russell peters wat back in 2008...😂😂 Hilarious bloke, he is... I laughed soo hard on his Chinese impressions, that i got a relationship and two kids from using his jokes as ice breakers...haha. and then we went back to my place and i showed her the dvd i had of Russell's stand up he did in 2004...and bang.. my daughter was conceived that night. 😂 True story.

[@zacharytino8599]

They don't have KZbin in the UK? Lol

[@hygieux543]

Wanna know how to become a Canadian citizen? Do exactly as this man says, This is facts. Just live here for 1 year too.

[@adityatripathi9905]

10 years and still watching!

[@NarHandleBy]

You should watch faster. Does not take that long. Here. Have hawdawg.

[@vitocorleone1501]

His dad is so wholesome. Heartwarming guy.

[@zinaright]

"Hey Hey... You don't diss our boiled potatoes"! #Goooooooold

[@Lobo_Loco1]

Both my parents are foreign from Asia and South America and I'm a first generation Canadian and proud. This reminds me of when I was kid how my parents despite being from other countries they tried their best to adapt to North American culture in every way. My asian dad used to try and teach me how to play hockey and baseball and introduced me to things like corn dogs and spam (we were poor growing up) and my mom used to make Candy apples and used to use maple syrup on every dessert we had.

[@brucedmello7670]

You owe your parents a lot , the made sure they integrated in to their new home while preserving their own culture.

[@ajrwilde14]

if your parents were immigrants you are second generation not first

[@JM-dy4ty]

@@ajrwilde14 first generation as Canadian second generation as immigrant.

[@mostRadude]

I just love Russell... I crack up everytime time i watch him...!! Making world a better place!

[@zacharytino8599]

Absolutely

[@shahzeensaleem840]

Canada is unique, fantastic, beautiful, charming, and precious🇨🇦❤🇨🇦

[@EPrimeify]

This was at the Winnipeg Comedy Festival! I was in the audience.

[@cf3129]

EPrimeify here’s your medal 🥇

[@davenix604]

Congratulations!

[@averagesouthvietnamenjoyer6634]

Lucky

[@UnderAlog572]

And your 🍪

[@vladhardware5642]

I saw you. The douche in the middle.

[@empireentertainmentevents1353]

These are among his top Jokes. Russel Peters have the ability to make common situations funny in a simple way. Not many COmedians can do this. Well Done Russel!!

[@mandadadudu]

our food will have 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑 - that's great! :)

[@bellad5968]

the hot dogs pronunciation i'm cryingggg i have never related more in my life

[@razausmani4562]

watching it in 2018 and still love this .

[@nellmccue869]

raza usmani hbb

[@yunglynda1326]

Indian-American watching this in 2018, and boy do I need more like this right now....🤣

[@seoulkidd1]

I luv Canada . im from Detroit Michigan and see it across the Detroit River everyday lol

[@richardsomers3537]

Lots of respect for India. Good people and good culture.

[@rustyshackleford9877]

Richard Somers Thank You❤️

[@varun009]

Except for all the street-shitting, rape and violence towards minorities. Aren't we great.

[@jasonstarrising]

varun009 Yes

[@kmentariang4042]

Country of perverts, try walking with a lady in the streets of India you'll see, North eastern part of India is the only place where people are different.

[@rahularora9087]

@@varun009 You dumb fuck, All countries have bad society even the millions are homeless in america.

[@stevecormier1514]

It’s so good. From all the times I heard russle impersonate his dad I feel like I know him personally amd can see his personality. It’s awesome. Joker!

[@raybin6873]

I love Canada....I wish I could be a Canadian 🤧

[@sovetski8893]

The rice keeps falling through the grill😂😂

[@Egirl_Slayer]

holy crap this is old, and he gets funnier the further i go back! 🤣

[@j.w.griggsiii8698]

Absolutely! When I first saw him about 10-15 years ago, I was laughing so hard that I could hardly stand it!

[@darelafae2583]

Love this, makes me miss my Nana, she came to England from India when she was 18 and even in her 70s she couldn't work her head around the English culture. My granddad is from Malaysia and I've had to apologise to people at the pubs and bars when they get some old Malaysian trying to sell them cheap, knock off tat 🤦‍♀️

[@haneeya6185]

How he keeps a straight face during the show, I will never now!👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂😂

[@MultiLisa10]

I love when he talks about his Parents, its so funny nd endearing!

[@caveman_period6282]

This is so freaking funny, like no other show I have ever seen.I keep crying every time I watch this performance.Golden buzzer if I could give it

[@victormura1501]

Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad

[@incredibleindians4872]

Victor Mura indians probably :P

[@infomovids2990]

@@incredibleindians4872 canada

[@roguesheep3083]

It's so cross cultural tho, why it's funny. My dad never beat me or anything, annoyed light swat to the head maybe, but just that tone and a threat got you in line usually. I love both of my parents, but the sight of a big wooden spoon to this day reminds me that my mom can be pretty badass. 😄

[@YoungFl0]

Tonight We will Become Canadian's!

[@reginadisbrow4486]

I'm USA all the way, but appreciate and respect our Canadian ally and neighbor. However, please forgive me for screaming with tears at the jokes told on this video!!

[@nicholasgibbons936]

All is forgiven, he is a great comedian with great jokes about everyone.

[@SamarIqbal-ye3tg]

Lol, “What the hell is white food?!”😂

[@bharatp1998]

Bland food

[@wisdomleader85]

KaptKan1 I've never heard of any spice that's toxic but I hope that was just a metaphor, lol.

[@abhisingh1836]

KaptKan1 european food is shit. You eat shit and think its good. Now you are also shit.

[@abhisingh1836]

KaptKan1 what d fuck is wrong with you?

[@marcaoutar2713]

Unseasoned chicken and mashed potatoes

[@ambedex]

Never met him but I really like his dad.

[@Firefox1189]

Unfortunately, now, his father passed away...

[@g.b569]

I love his facial expressions through the whole set (rolling his eyes and doing the rock on pose) and how he imitates his dad (checking around before telling his secret of buying a BBQ)

[@jenniferyu2828]

omg i NEVER get tired of this clip lolllll purly gold! always coming back to rewatch it

[@ajrwilde14]

me too

[@Ivan_Bagnasco]

Dicember 7 2018. Watching Russell with a beer and a "Horrog" Best sunday ever.

[@nahidalampour5858private]

I like him he is so funny and honest I love the way he talks and his accents i enjoy

[@carocatho]

Indian food is sure tasty YUUUUM! I'm discovering it and really like it :)

[@Josh-it6uy]

no you're not

[@sarahadil4]

carocatho really

[@DraculaCronqvist]

"Indian food"... you mean air and dirty water?

[@bombiss_9124]

carocatho you just found out about Indian food

[@vikramjeetsingh7540]

carocatho save yourself from accidity fellas

[@lordx4641]

"Because it has flavour."😂😂😂

[@WCGreeny]

I cracked up at that. I REALLY started laughing when he mentioned boiled potatoes with a bit of salt. A staple of my dinners growing up. If we felt real adventurous, we'd put a bit of butter in it.

[@mviv6339]

@@WCGreeny even sick people on a restricted diet wont touch boiled potatoes in India

[@apratap1098]

Our food will have flavor💕💕💕💜💜❤❤🙏🙏🙏🙏 so true

[@zedking5569]

This genius is never boring not even for one second

[@avadheshsharma1173]

Extremely talented.

[@deborahvictoriaedwards5188]

Greetings from THE BRIDE OF CHRIST 🌟✝️✨ Daughter Moon I AM. CANADIAN NATIVE. Laughed my ass off many times at Russle, Hope y'all keep us laughing as this world ends. Love and Light 💖🙏🔥 Cheers 🤳 Bee 🐝⚖️💜

[@southwest3671]

I was 16 when we moved to Canada, and saw a barbecue for the first time in my life. I thought it was different to cook outside the house.

[@cholakuany5989]

Great human beings make us laugh. Thanks Russell.

[@kstepko]

This makes me laugh because we had a barbecue - with hamburgers and hotdogs - to celebrate my Malagasy friend becoming a Canadian citizen.

[@z.deutch1334]

Becoming Australian is the same, you gotta get a bbq, then put a *prawn* on the bbq.

[@jarenkunz7935]

What's a prawn. (I'm from USA)

[@sagniksaha7359]

@@jarenkunz7935 kind of shrimp

[@sreenathvijayan7717]

This is a new one.

[@noorkhalid2573]

I’m from Pakistan and my dad has two BBQ grills😂 to make BBQ. It’s not just cause my dad loves BBQ’s it’s probably the Canadian reason😂 although we are already Canadian

[@incredibleindians4872]

Do you get hate from Indiots in Canada too?

[@gurugobindguchhait3864]

@Kim sung Un 👏🏾👏🏾👌🏾😂😂

[@davidarmitage4132]

I heard that Peshawar Street food is amazing.. Lahore too

[@shahzeensaleem840]

@@davidarmitage4132 i heared that Canada is amazing i've been in canada for 4 years and it's totally amazing May tou live long Canada🇨🇦❤🇨🇦

[@Nevertoleave]

I know a guy with seven. I don’t know what he’s trying to prove, he was born in Canada

[@EdugramKE]

Russell somebody got a hurt real baaaaad

[@incredibleindians4872]

joash lumumba Indians maybe

[@peacefworld]

His old gigs are all super funny.

[@joelman1989]

Not sure how I got here but this guy is really good at what he does

[@Emsyaz]

Russell is the only stand up comedian that can make me laugh

[@halinaqi2194]

Gabriel Iglesias is my favourite comedian, watched all of his specials

[@gungadin1389]

NOVEL IDEA......FLAVOR!!!!!

[@Zak6959]

He’s so proud of his father.

[@eamonia]

That was good. Just great, well crafted standup. I miss the good ol' days back when we could poke fun at each other without being drawn and quartered. Great stuff, man.

[@footballfreestyle1474]

My favourite 😍 funniest comedian ever I have seen ✌🏼👍🏼

[@Mishkola]

I'm glad his dad felt the need to become Canadian. Lots of people immigrate and they want to bring the place they left with them.

[@velroneramdon7018]

Russell Peter's you are the best you make me can't stop laughing and you are so darn handsome . Your comedy is too short can't you make them longer on utube please I just can't get enough of you.

[@sandras5717]

I didn't know Russell could be clean. I enjoyed this

[@richardstuckmeyer8070]

Russell, you're the greatest.

[@ronnietoots6797]

one of the Best!

[@bicyclist2]

Very funny! Thank you.

[@bonitawauls6274]

I enjoyed your routine. All of us can love one anothers differences! Are you also on DRY BAR COMEDY? YOU should be.

[@traceypalangio9615]

Absolutely brilliant and funny

[@Dido225]

horogs.. kills me every time :)

[@monakhodaie1276]

The best comedian 😂😂

[@therenegadeinfluencer]

Think Canadian food has no flavour? Try British food, only place in the world you'll get a cold sausage roll and a hot cola in any convenience store.

[@williamzhao2521]

fish is good.

[@mirola73]

@chucky live here 11 years now, never had warm beer anywhere. That was many decades ago.

[@RS-hh3et]

Hot cola?

[@delpher32exe]

Disgustang

[@danfield6030]

chucky ...you sound like you have a cunbt

[@luizaarmand5411]

The best comedian ever

[@paulgriffin2954]

My Uncle Suresh loves this guy!!

[@vijaykharkongor3879]

His facial expressions makes me laugh out loud 😂😂😂😂

[@amandaparker1927]

Lmao, first heard of you and love your jokes about parienting

[@TheFirstGroover]

The captain was hilarious at 5:05 instead do I look like a canadian do I look like an idiot. PERFECT.

[@raywasabi2900]

He is amazing!🙏🏻🙏🏻😂😂❤️❤️

[@taylordw]

All you have to do to become Canadian is say “sorry” a lot, fall in love with hockey and understand that fighting is part of the game

[@carocatho]

he is a comedian. Comedy tends to exaggerate stuff so it is funny, duh!

[@HighImHi]

He talks about his dad so much, I need to see him

[@jean92edouard]

died in 2004 , go watch his tv show on netflix

[@retiredtom1654]

First time viewer, will return. Very funny!

[@stephanieinthewild2678]

Very funny man!!! 😂

[@xtractstudios]

Awesome Content Russell Peters very funny guy 😂😆

[@bluelambo5]

Hey I'm from Vancouver. Why did the vid cut off. I wanted to see Vancouvers dave naistrum

[@kathytripp8617]

Hawdogs!!!! Lol!!!

[@davidwilmahor5407]

Kathy Trip can i know you? Do you have fb

[@danfield6030]

Leave her alone ya creep

[@HiHi-ui8gi]

@@jasonstarrising tf?

[@jasonstarrising]

Minol Jayalath That was to David wlmahor

[@cokusaoko]

I sounds like "hard-on" lol

[@ronfredriks8553]

very very funny. you are good!!

[@EvergreenOliviaTV]

Russel Peters = Dad Jokes. Jo Koy = Mommy Jokes

[@joefazzari707]

As an academic exercise, I would like to know why someone would dislike this. I thought it was great.

[@joefazzari707]

@Lazio l "Stop trying to understand them" Very good advise. My wife tells me that all the time. I guess I should listen. Thanks

[@rationale309]

Love you Russell

[@davidbuschhorn6539]

There was an Indian guy with a push cart near where I did my internship at UMBC in Baltimore. I'd have to walk around to find where he was that day but his cart-food was so good. I could smell it from blocks away. In that whole summer, he never said a single word to me.

[@paulgill8073]

Really? Usually Indians like to socialize

[@dillingersam588]

Awsome 😊

[@Deby_M1]

thanks

[@eurosensazion]

Man this was ages ago. Funny stuff. For us it wasn't the bbq. It was the loud backyard festive days like Greek Easter where our Canadian neighbours would see a bunch of people dancing around a fire pit with a lamb and giving them some sacrificial lamb food.

[@googatuba]

Why were you guys dancing with the lamb before sacrificing it? Meat cooks better that way? 😆😎

[@googatuba]

And I'm still liking this 3 years after your comment! Rock on Russell! Cheers!

[@rogemillecastillo3183]

Hey hey hey! You don't diss our boiled potatoes! Sometimes we put salt in that water... 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gobhai]

The audience are laughing at every sentence wtf lol

[@Icecube88]

weird stuff

[@leifevenson8998]

Sometimes after a funny joke people just start to laugh at everything because they're in the mood. They also like to have a good time

[@daredevil1189]

It's not just about what he's saying. .. his facial expressions are funny

[@see6441]

It's back in the times people were happier

[@JoeDaFivefoota]

They're Canadian... Very polite

[@melorafoy7109]

I worked for someone for about 12 years before I noticed how he said "about." He was American\Canadian. I had never guessed.

[@gitanjaliwilson6816]

omg i was drinking when watching this and just as i swallowed my drink i laughed and it flew up my nose

[@freddurst3212]

O

[@Naruto-vd5ke]

H

[@divxdeadman]

good video mate

[@keithryan9620]

Omg I love Russel Paki! He's the best thing that has ever happened to Canada.