Lebanon vs dubai!

[@Francellabphotograph]

Of all the accents this man does, that British advertisement one f*cked me up. He did it so well.

[@othmanghani99]

This guy is simply hilarious 😂 I never get tired of watching his shows 😂😇

[@mashhood4492]

It was a mistake to watch this while eating 😂 Almost choked

[@fatima-ezzahra2572]

I

[@nirbhaynandan72]

this exactly happen to me just now.

[@74Voyeur]

Had a great abdominal workout just now.

[@krishnateja7728]

Their bronunciation though!

[@fedonfedonbir8384]

I am doing while drinkin Probably having more fun than you had

[@gr82bcrazy1]

Lebanese food is one of my favorites.

[@ariko5254]

you should try raw meat its every Lebanese favourite

[@N.haya_]

Hypno haha in the south, especially. I’d say cooked grape-leaves, fettah, sayyidiyah, Makloube and mloukhia are my top home cooked meals 😂😂

[@elvis8712]

It’s the best

[@DARKKNIGHT-ur7uz]

Is it? Then I will defenitely try it :)

[@Markkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk]

L tabbouleh Omg So delicious!!!

[@namooo7612]

"come on down to Diarrhea, it's the shit" 😂😂😂😂

[@marioiacolucci]

😃😃😃😃

[@obaid1036mfc]

@Blue 30's yes u didn't got it. being rooted to India calling it a shit.

[@jackbard2623]

the Beirut joke did not age well

[@youssefsaad7863]

Haha yes

[@marioiacolucci]

Just wanted to say hope whoever did the bombing Lebanon gets caught and dies rip to the people that died god bless

[@olivercagan8387]

hhhhhmmmm intensifies

[@gwoptalk1268]

Mario Iacolucci no one bombed it. It was an industrial explosion

[@bayanfakih4861]

Akhhhhhh eh😂

[@engineeralhasani6850]

😂😂😂😂😂this guy make me so proud being an Arabic

[@Benzin584]

The Bomb Shelter night club is called BO18 and it’s very famous

[@MIRACLE4001]

برمج أطفال

[@original_9498]

La ayrna

[@g-unit8]

My cousin told me this summer that he was gonna take me to it and then I saw it here, that was pretty awesome

[@TheMaxlizzy]

@@g-unit8 did you smash?

[@saleh.hashmi]

@Jin p ur comment shows how much of a loser u r.... labnese women are by far the hottest. You got blonde green eyed curvy girls for days...

[@sadanandandhayalan6873]

And I started panicking cause I’m thinking Holy shit, they’re arguing as to who’s gonna kill me.. Hahaha..I lost it🤣🤣🤣

[@halfvolley11]

Lebanon is a country. Dubai is a city.

[@mohamedjoma936]

But lebanon is soo small its concidered as a city in the UAE

[@thealchemist_ali]

@@mohamedjoma936 UAE is not an example You could've compared it to Iraq, Egypt or Algeria.. But UAE, Qatar, Kuwait or Bahrain are barely countries.. Just deserts built by western oil related stupid bedwin families who don't really control anything but their western protected chairs.

[@nanaa428]

halfvolley11 exactly

[@nanaa428]

The Alchemist lmao the only reason arab countries are known are because of us. Those “stupid Bedouins” are original arabs, the prophet was a “stupid Bedouin” and exactly, we built our land from scratch. Other countries has it built by the Romans. Gulf Arabs? Nope, from a desert, to one of the most evolved countries in the world (UAE) I’m just 47 years. The UAE turns 47 in a few weeks.

[@nanaa428]

The Alchemist and western oil where? The only “western” oil I see is stolen from gulf countries.

[@MissEilia]

the way he said "beautiful" in Arabic accent killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mohammedanwar4648]

No Russell you're safe in Lebanon they will never kidnap a brown guy :D

[@yamankhawaja8805]

We arent brown tho

[@ebm896]

@Mr steal your girlfriend we are not brown in Lebanon we are Mediterranean so we are white

[@bigez4024]

@@ebm896 Mia Khalifa bro

[@suya9799]

@Mr steal your girlfriend Lebanese are not brown because they are not of arab ethnicity. Only the real arabs are brown

[@wafiseifsungkar2112]

@Mr steal your girlfriend If we talk about arabs, most of the time we are referring to arab as an ethnicity. However, if we are talking about DNA, there are two types of arabs: pure arabs and arabized arab. Pure arabs live in the arabian peninsula, countries like Saudi, UAE, Qatar, Bahrain, Kuwait, Oman, and Yemen. It's believed that these people are originally from Yemen and went up north. Arabized arabs are those arabic-speaking countries outside of arabian peninsula, countries like Lebanon, Palestine, Syria, Egypt, Algeria, Morocco, etc. Those who are from Lebanon, Palestine, Syria, and Jordan are called levantine arabs, who live in an ancient area called Levant. These people have brighter skin than the arabs from the arabian peninsula. This is what I understand, anyone can correct me if they find something wrong.

[@rakneehitt5311]

This is hilarious how he imitate their accent Habibi

[@tarekibnziad253]

Beyrouth was called paris of the arab wolrd

[@adreantejeda5930]

Lebanese food is one of my favorites.

[@ericmasters9680]

It's beautiful to read the love from several people around the world on YT comments !

[@nwat1993]

habibi Arabic word directly translating as 'my baby' or 'my darling'....

[@user-ol8cs8hs3o]

*My love* is the right translation

[@itoryuu403]

@@user-ol8cs8hs3o no my love is "hobi حبي" but the real translation is my lover "habibi حبيبي"

[@user-ol8cs8hs3o]

@@itoryuu403 It may seem like it is "my lover" in a very literal way But "my lover" is different from "my love" because the latter does not suggest an intimate connection between two persons while the first does suggest, and the comedian was talking about the second meaning (my love ) which is very commonly used in Lebanon

[@fakhrussalhin3149]

i don't even speak Arabic and still i know the meaning of habibi better than all you arabic guys. Habibi = My Beloved

[@panahuck9576]

By Habibi they mean bro or dude cuz it's not about "loving"

[@wedo012]

In Lebanon we use "Bro" more than any other word and in our daily conversations we speak half English/French half Arabic so English French Lebanese people are known the best to pronounce "P" as P and B as B

[@sugamoppie]

I'm not even Lebanese and I second that. I've only heard some Egyptians pronounce P as B (they're kinda known for it lol). I love your dialect🙏🏽

[@quackquack7595]

I wonder why... 😂😂

[@mazenharb9472]

Walid Kassem ne7na cool ya bro

[@joerogan9286]

@@mazenharb9472 eh w er

[@tarekibnziad253]

Layla Blanco egyptian are the worse to pronounce P lol

[@nomi4905]

4:37 Totally relate to that, was at a lebo party only knew 3 people there and the rest spoke in Lebanese and to me, it sounded just like that lol

[@adugnaabebe7630]

Norm

[@sugamoppie]

Their dialect is so cute compared to gulf countries

[@yazanarafat5997]

Layla Blanco Palestine too 😂

[@Markkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk]

Well for me we have the most non scary Arab language Try hearing the Saudi king speaking Arabic Nightmares!

[@TheSektorz]

Russel 🅱️eters is hilarious. And now he knows Osama's brother. That's some making-friends skills!

[@spycowboi2190]

Hahaha

[@olagerdollar]

Habibi meet my brother Habibi Helloooo. Habibi. Habibi. Habibi. Habibi. Habibi Funniest part, nearly choked.

[@oussamabensafia2540]

Habibi( my love) _a Lebanese way to say "bro"_ meet my brother Habib (lover) _an actual name used in the middle east lol_

[@tokageki]

Russell Peters is the only comedian that never fails to make me guffaw!

[@karaleise]

Guys don’t hate...this is super funny! Lebanese and Emirates ppl, learn to laugh at yourselves. To the rest of us, this is roll over laughing stuff! So good!!!!

[@user-jp3tp7fv1s]

yes we are laughing. what makes u think we arent? but dont hurt gulf country feelings like emirates, they'll put u in jail and cry

[@RICHBOY-cn2fc]

Kess ekhtik sede ni3ik kele khara habibi

[@eliebassil878]

Kara Wah the think is that that lebanese people dont even act like that we are classy people

[@JayPineurboy]

im lebanse. this shit funny asf

[@eliebassil878]

Hardy Harhar sorry to disappoint but i live in Naples Florida 😂

[@samassek]

Arab flight attendant holding a coffee pot in the aisle and shouting "hot coffee from the bot.......hot coffee from the bot:)"

[@rosulep5281]

Russell peter still the funniest. Number one funniest. His a legend

[@Nighthawkwr200]

I’ve been to several places in the Middle East and I can honestly say I loved the Emirates the most. Dubai was amazing and I can’t wait to go back.

[@randomguy8476]

"Come on down to Diarrhea. It's the shit" 🤣🤣

[@ZachATL]

Now he knows Bin Laden's brother ;)

[@fyaycr]

No, he knows Dave Smith

[@aphroditeg2712]

The world is a stage

[@cheegum6296]

High af right now praying for a day all of us can laugh at and with each other

[@saningo6412]

😂😂😂

[@a7oub633]

When I went to lebanon I was in like this market and instead of adidas I saw abibas

[@jay92889]

Habibas

[@truediabolique69]

You just discovered that?

[@donnasRock323]

@@jay92889 LMAO!!!

[@aszrolponiman8529]

Beirut just exploded 2days ago..I always think bomb shelter is a joke until today..May Allah blessed all of us..

[@Noname-tl5oe]

This one is his best, IMO!! 💜

[@g-unit8]

5:31 MY COUSIN TOLD ME HE WAS GONNA TAKE ME TO A NIGHT CLUB IN A BOMB SHELTER (We're Lebanese) lmaooo how ironic

[@royjaber571]

I'm Lebanese too we're fun right 😂

[@giyanberwary5162]

This guy knows a lot about history.

[@ionelscutaru8687]

Do stupid ppl have succes?

[@thinkbank8709]

And Geography and culture.

[@sreenathvijayan7717]

Mia Khalifa is from Lebanon.

[@LordEsel88]

Fun time. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@youssefghaddar7598]

Sreenath Vijayan toz

[@fadifayad1059]

How silly you are? Hahahahaha

[@jesusistheonlysavior3312]

Sreenath Vijayan and Carlos slim is from Lebanon.

[@khaledali6784]

Sunny Leone is from India

[@matijaslat2100]

u are crazy bro, i like it 😂😂😂

[@tolgabingol2128]

I love Lebanon greeting from Turkey

[@lebanesedude1145]

Thanks bro ❤

[@kedabro1957]

0:25 ... I think that guy's friend just outed him as a relative of Bin Laden.

[@michaelgilbert1800]

Assist in my own abduction... Hilarious!!!

[@lucky4armin]

Dated a Lebanese girl and to this day, I’ve never partied like that before; can’t even put into words! Miss those days. 😌

[@natianatia351]

Edgware Road and Bayswater 😂😂😂.

[@ashenheartsofficial]

Well, I’m half british and half Arab and I live here in England, so watching this was definitely something 😂

[@oussamabensafia2540]

I bet your father is an Arab.

[@yashvardhangaur8517]

That last fucking line cracked me up so hard lmao

[@yodawg]

"come down to diarrea, its the shit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nikkid4890]

My children were taught about 'bumbing barticles' in science lessons in Dubai. We also saw loads of 'Borsche' cars too

[@blove9415]

He killed it ! Great

[@ryderwilson7955]

I'm Israeli and when I met some arab dudes I was honestly scared at how nice and respective they were, yea we joked about Jews and all but I was probably the one making fun of Jews the most, they gave me their camp fire place and even asked me if I would join them to eat Knaffe or whatever it's called in English, I didn't go but would have loved to

[@salehalsaqran]

Ryder Wilson kanafa is fucking amazing

[@yazanarafat5997]

Ryder Wilson call us palestinians I don’t like when people call us Arabs

[@fizzy9190]

I miss this old Russel Peters

[@ellias9900]

he's been systemed stemly stooge on stage sista.

[@carmenjazz5546]

So true about the Lebanese and habibi lmao!

[@nawafabughazalah1345]

Greetings from Dubai Russelllllllll 💝💝

[@goodieslypork2542]

Popped up outta nowhere on my feed, I have no idea about its accuracy but was funny. He's a more entertaining than the PC, soy boys that mainstream t.v are pushing.

[@TheMalfean]

My wife is lebanese and I’ve been there over a dozen times. He’s spot on about Beirut and lebanese nightlife.

[@grisvolonte]

The habibi part is so true 😂😂

[@teramana8861]

Did the guy who stood up show his middle finger?

[@CellaMadea]

He really makes you laugh!!! He's GOOD!!! CellaMadea

[@yorgunsamuray]

French author Guy de Maupassant, one of the biggest critics of Eiffel Tower, would eat there every day. Once they asked him why he spent time there despite hating the tower, he'd answer: "this is the only place where I cannot see it".

[@marshallposey2063]

Laughter is indeed universal!

[@kingpvp.1592]

I hate the Arab stereotypes. Every Arab that I've ever met are very nice

[@Rakiz7]

King Pvp. True

[@adrianncarillz9999]

i know right .

[@kaangormek6979]

Yea right? And the stereotypes about their languages to. İ mean what is wrong with Arabic its just a language.

[@daredevil1189]

..until you slightly piss them off

[@pizzalover885]

There's a stereotype about every ethnicity I guess.

[@sergiola310]

This dude is fucking awesome !

[@spycowboi2190]

The bomb tree joke was gold

[@kas7344]

God, this shit is hilarious lol 😂

[@sportsandentertainment6814]

this guy is the most epic guy than every stand up shits✌✌✌✌ amazing

[@tommackay7433]

That guy is funny as hell. Brilliant act.

[@toulaya986]

Why did you crop the parts when Russell says nice things about Arab at the beginning and about the night club at the end

[@isaialeuila9327]

Lmfao similar to samoan polynesian language our P is B and alot of the Fobs pronounce english p words with a B and it cracks me up sometimes 😂😂😂

[@SoldieroftheImam313]

We are all Asian at the end of the day😂

[@allanlidon1472]

A bolice batrol car just bulled up to my barrrty. Oobs!

[@chapmaned24]

It's been over 25 years since I was in Dubai, and I've been there several times. Loved the place. There was a Mexican Resturaunt in town...I can't remember the name, but it was a great place for drinks and dancing at night! Poncho Villa's, I think.

[@a.krueger6486]

The name of the Mexican restaurant is what the restaurant, that's Mexican, is called. Your welcomed.

[@handsomearabian]

@@a.krueger6486 wtf are you saying ?!

[@arunchandramathi9572]

Alamo Restaurant

[@wasilaify]

Which tour was this? I want to buy the whole thing!

[@rawleinniss496]

wasilaify it just name Russell Peters green card tour 2011

[@wasilaify]

Rawle Inniss Thank you kindly Darlin’

[@rawleinniss496]

By the way it's the O2 arena in England

[@i29designconstruct21]

Ya true it was a bomb shelter.Sorry to here about Lebanon hope for speed recovery.god bless them all.

[@AshutoshSingh-to9vx]

There was literally a bomb shelter is Beirut.

[@MrLDS]

🤣🤣

[@wisamar1113]

Hahahahahaha respect to you from Iraq

[@leighparker9109]

I liked the video. :)

[@emmanuelmahlakata8021]

whats the name of the full show?

[@joseluismariscalreyes120]

I have ninja song everyday I wake up I need some relaxing now weed

[@eddyhourani]

Since when lebs are so sensitive, this is just.funny

[@Betterifitsfree]

Since you started degrading them as "Lebs". Dick !

[@jadattia6723]

since forever

[@28Justchecking]

@@Betterifitsfree i Lebanese and I found it so fun even if I know pple don't pronounce the P as B.

[@Betterifitsfree]

@Resistance 313 Ibn Gahbeh, I'm not impressed.

[@randomVlog555]

Watching it over and over 😂

[@chrisdrummond8893]

Great comedian

[@BigHeartedAzn07]

Come down to Diarrhea, It's the Shit, LMAO!!

[@salamahmed8935]

We are Arabs don’t get offended by this good joke, it’s actually funny to us and we love it 👍👍

[@Furnus105]

Thats cool. Its good to see all these people.laughing their asses off at all this

[@salamahmed8935]

Furnus 👍👍

[@alexcrawford5350]

That was amusing, the “Eh.” he did after the “nightclub in India called “Diarrhea”” joke.

[@tassianeramosramos8061]

Stellar!

[@unkouwnfigure2746]

okay Lebanese people we know that you don't speak like that but he is exaggerating to make it fun, and don't take the kidnapping part so seriously guys the crime rate is super low in Lebanon, best country I've been into

[@dadyy9521]

Hahahah yeah , good vibes over here. The is a Lebanese comedian called " nemr bou nassar " you should check him out. some Lebanese jokes could be way more funny if you get to know the culture.

[@unkouwnfigure2746]

@JimboParadox one thing i learned about the Lebanese is that they can do any accent or dialect out here

[@28Justchecking]

@JimboParadox I don't know any Lebanese who speaks with that exageration and pronounce the p as b. Even my great grandmother she's 95 and she pronounce the P. But it's meant for fun it's ok hehe Lebanon os tri sometimes Quadrilangual. So how stupid the person will be if he knows at least 2 languages and yet pronounce the B instead of P As pple who are saying he got the accent spot on. Maybe because you comes from a small far village 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@hellomynewlife2121]

He is simply genius...

[@shivamthakur8148]

"Come on down to Diarrhea it's the Shit". 😂😂😂😂😆 There a reason why he was the most paid comedian.

[@loriwise2512]

You kill this one ..lmfao

[@alonzomartii]

Balm Tree. 😂

[@azzamrey7669]

Don't get me wrong I didn't get offended one bit, but in Lebanon we actually say the P, well atleast everyone I met did

[@user-yp2mw7zb9o]

Azzam Rey i dont 😂

[@TheFlyingPastaMonster]

It's because we're usually either english or french educated, and both languages have the letter "P" in it.

[@TheFlyingPastaMonster]

@Jin p ohhh plenty! Just google lebanese parties and see the pictures for yourself

[@hessaa1712]

I say but sometimes I don't see the difference between B and P '-'

[@TheFlyingPastaMonster]

@Jin p Lebanon is not a muslim country. There's almost 50/50 muslims and christians in the country. We are quite open minded, although we do still have some issues, but so does every country.

[@Lymbe06]

I feel like I’m trespassing just being here. Like having an Arab family as neighbors and sitting by their window to eavesdrop what the hell they talk about all day.

[@nitinkataria3474]

The Beirut one made me think of that scene from Hard Target movie of 1993..

[@paolodiab9089]

he's probably talking about b018

[@GACagalawan]

yes

[@brohocha]

I dont really think he meant that cz hes like 40 something so they probably went to a super nightclub or some shit harder that bO, hes just saying that to make it funnier

[@77Llupe]

"Bomb tree" 😂😂😂😂

[@ellias9900]

"ill watch the countdown ya"

[@nitinkataria7395]

That barty thing was really funny.....

[@sdprz7893]

“We’re in Beirut, we’re going to a place called bomb shelter” Crazy how well that aged

[@KellieChasity]

Hahaha nice

[@rijve11]

+Kellie Chasity what r u doing in Morocco?

[@marcortiz5413]

Kellie Chasity aye

[@abqkaza]

Your nice

[@LalitKumar-cu5iu]

Aeroblane

[@kingofnewyork7891]

My dad makes great Bancakes for breakfast 🥞

[@abdullaha3220]

لا اعرف لماذا " اغلب " العرب عندهم حقد على الخليج ؟؟ الله يصلحهم وينظف قلوبهم

[@user-ln8rz5wi8e]

لا تصدق! هيدا بس كرمال show! أنا لبناني و غرامي دبي! وكل ناس لبعرفهم بيتمثلو و بيفتخرو بما وصلت إليه! بس راسل عم بيخترع ليضحك العالم بس 😂

[@jusappia1580]

“Bomb Tree” 😅😆😂

[@user-yp2mw7zb9o]

Libanon beste land der Welt hahahaha bist du auch libanese?

[@lebanonomayrat2189]

@@user-yp2mw7zb9o normal 🇱🇧❤️

[@mshaybra3187]

this isn't a Lebanese accent, a Lebanese accent is more like a French accent.

[@user-yp2mw7zb9o]

Resistance 313 ur right

[@user-yp2mw7zb9o]

Moe Chaaban it doesn't sound like french accent

[@mshaybra3187]

@Resistance 313 I am actually Canadian

[@franceleeparis37]

This guy is great ... he should tour England ...

[@ibrahimibrahim-hp1pr]

You go DUBAI!!!🖤

[@apilgurung5005]

It's the shit! 😂